Hudson Mohawke - Cbat (Official Audio)

stroke game...🐬
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#hudsonmohawke #cbat #hudmo #reddit #redditstories #redditguy

[@hudsonmohawkeofficial]

cry sugar better for sex… hudmo.ffm.to/cry-sugar

[@patato6255]

bruh reddit

[@wild766mars4]

I needed this

[@karsthedamnconsoleplayer8622]

bet

[@alphasma]

Im making sure to play this next time

[@mani6142]

Capitalist

[@jays_jae]

No drugs No autotune No swearing Just horrible sex 🔥🔥🔥

[@ishnaaa]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@allankujur3005]

Hope you disappoint your girlfriend as well.

[@therealbluedragon]

I’m fucking dying!

[@jonathanrice6338]

Don't know where that's from but, I like it. Lolol

[@andreaahplay6152]

huh wtf

[@stuporspoon]

imagine the mounting feeling of dread she'd experience during the 18-second prelude

[@poisonapple6138]

Lovecraftian horror levels of despair

[@ununderstood]

LOL the poor woman.

[@Dannygoblin]

How the fuck did he thrust to this song.

[@wasabiknight8125]

when i decided to listen to the song to see what it was, i heard the prelude and thought "okay, it's weird for sex but not terrible so far"... then

[@kibble-nator]

Mounting lmao

[@kalebtewodros]

Even without the Reddit meme, song really does sound like a ruined orgasm condensed into a beat

[@unikqefox_1576]

I wonder if it actually is.

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

HAA

[@Schuskii]

wait what is the original joke about this song and reddit people are talking ab

[@kalebtewodros]

@@Schuskii apparently some dude had relations with his girlfriend to the tempo of this song. Search up the meme, it’s pretty popular and a funny read.

[@Schuskii]

@@kalebtewodros haha that sound funny asl ill def check it out

[@FFFlemish]

The fact that the girl managed to recognize the tone just by the thrusting really shows how long she had been listening to the song, poor girl.

[@comet9864]

I can only have so much sympathy until it gets to "bruh you've had 2 years to speak up"

[@christianvonwald3941]

Ok yes I'm thrilled to know that we all came here to this weird af song from hearing the story from the same podcast lol

[@redachija2976]

Naaay. I read the original cringy post.

[@The-Donut-Penguin]

What do you mean

[@psychedelikchameleon]

Eew haha

[@sample.text.]

My hips just immediately began thrusting. This sorcery is wild.

[@AXLXXXX]

oh damn

[@sunnymazhar8179]

HAHAHA lol sameee

[@ShimmerTheKat]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JuGirl10]

🤣🤣🤣

[@biancapahila1531]

LMAO HELP

[@charliemalick8985]

I love how grandiose the first 18-20 seconds are and then it instantly steers it off a cliff and plays the musical equivalent of a mosquito choking.

[@hdhrdfsrkgh]

😂😂😂😂

[@dontpreorder2783]

The opening of a final fantasy game straight into the type of music that plays when an old person tries to “bust a move” at the function/club in a comedy movie

[@papaya_chip]

couldn't have worded it better

[@vwlz8637]

u mean the first 18-20s is generic af, the same old snare buildup sample ive heard in countless songs, uninteresting chords on an uninteresting saw synth, then it transitions to something silly, but at least the silly part is interesting

[@indi1555]

@@vwlz8637 dosnt have to be unique to be a much better sound to listen to. innovation is one thing, but quality of composition is another. innovation is what separates great from good, but something has to separate good from bad...

[@chrisledbetter6925]

This sounded like it was gonna be the most badass thing but then it dove off into that sea of abyss

[@trueluscao]

Lmao true

[@serhatugurel]

Relatable 😂

[@darthoswin]

Kinda like killer hornets, and the Knight of Ren actually....

[@ThePatrickFamilyBand]

This song has the power to restore your virginity.

[@xm214-aminigun9]

Bro im dying😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pablogomesoliveira2677]

what is going to happen if you listen to it while you are already a virgin?

[@generalbutterscotch4887]

​@@pablogomesoliveira2677 You start aging backwards into a fetus. I'll never forget what happened to my poor classmates in 2015 😢

[@tharpi9145]

@@generalbutterscotch4887bro think he all for one

[@ldekker97]

my hymen grew back twice as strong

[@EdibleRockingChair]

Homie really re-uploaded his own song because of the stupid meme going around. God tier move

[@xgi5670]

He be making Ps

[@monkrylordenzo7013]

Imagine your Reddit post directly causing multiple vids on it too

[@lucylawlessrules]

other non official videos have millions of views. insane

[@GunfireSerenade]

I’m just wondering if he made the original post 😅

[@EdibleRockingChair]

@@GunfireSerenade Imagine how meta that would be

[@odd1ty612]

He’s a 10, but can only thrust to the rhythm of Hudson Mohawke - Cbat.

[@borgazar]

He's an 11

[@R0R0Z..R1FL3]

@@borgazar *16

[@rtlpejelagarto]

@@R0R0Z..R1FL3 *100

[@carat_dorkie]

he is... infinity/10..

[@Jack0weenie]

Infinity bro

[@sanfordcurtis8242]

This is the sort of song you put on a jukebox in a crowded pub on full blast and then leave.

[@idatethefatkid]

*on repeat

[@functional200]

It goes from sick cosmic opening to an oiling my trumpet kind of beat

[@darthoswin]

And ironically enough, dude used it to oil his trumpet too!!

[@ozzy8066]

This song feels longer than it actually is, it just keeps fucking going

[@tkOzeki]

Its about 2 years long

[@majoraz_]

FOUL💀💀💀

[@SireForseti]

it sure keeps fucking

[@steer3643]

That's what she said

[@laurenstevens6133]

Imagine how that poor girl felt 😭😭😭

[@KidneyFailureGaming]

This is the musical equivalent of studying for a drug test.

[@BakaTheSussy]

BAHAHAHHAAHA

[@sementink8844]

underrated comment

[@MrTroll-tg4pc]

LMAOOOOOO

[@justacat2]

a normal day in ohio

[@mergat2970]

I just took a drug test today It was for my health class

[@spamtong.spamton8416]

I love that this song's creator is both aware of what it's known for and actively embracing it.

[@simonhardin6945]

THIS SHI WASN'T RELEASED IT FUCKING ESCAPED 🗣⁉️⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@CompletelyDeluded]

Forget "Running Up That Hill", *this* is the musical comeback of the year

[@TehMvnk]

"If I only could, I'd Cbat that girl, for two years 'til she said she hates it..."

[@bujingkujing4012]

comeback, you mean like Kim K? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnathanialPorkinsons23]

This is better than Saul goodman

[@Thewritingelf]

@@TehMvnk No....no...why would do this !? Now everytime I listen to "Running Up That Hill", this is going to be in the back of my head ! Are you proud of yourself? Do you realize what you've DONE ?! 🤢😖😠

[@matthewjury4385]

Running up cbat Hill

[@Ja_Zer]

This song makes me feel like doing something in particular for 2 years

[@aylin5552]

keep in mind that he said he did it with previous girlfriends, which means it was more than 2 years

[@jessicapalmer3455]

Oh gawdam. I see why the girl got so tired of it lmao. 💙💙

[@mistervalls]

The girl was right!!

[@kavguy]

i surely wonder what that is

[@NotFckingBen]

I wonder if he did it to the beat 😭😭😭

[@Jack_Walten32]

i finally just figured out why the cd is on the bed💀

[@hallihallo]

Why?

[@SakuraLeaff]

@@hallihalloreddit story

[@SteeZy644]

@@hallihallothis 2011 song got popular last year bc some guy used this song as sex music. This recent upload has satin covers in the video to reference the joke

[@bridgetdunleavy3549]

I never knew a song could be flaccid

[@Myeauxyoozi]

It's not everyday that an 11 year old song gets number 1 globally on Spotify, but that's just the power of memes.

[@u3u_o3o]

jesus I had to go check and you were not lying

[@christopherriley2462]

Best part, he re-uploaded the song due to the meme lol

[@monzayh89]

Genius Hudson Mohawke marketing stunt

[@reyaxh]

That reddit post did wonders what the fuck OP must be proud

[@yankis.]

Sounds like it was intentional and it's all just a big PR move for this song lol

[@TJCoolzD]

You fr just uploaded it with the cd cover on the sheets!! LMAOOOO THIS IS TOO PERFECT!!

[@25usd94]

satin panthers was made for the sheets

[@TJCoolzD]

@@25usd94 LOLL AND I JUST REALIZED HE USED SATIN SHEETS WHILE THE EP IS CALLED SATIN PANTHERS!! OMG this is the best lineup of things that has ever happened to mankind lmfaoo

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

My god, there’s just multiple layers to this upload

[@niponugga]

This will be recorded in history books lmao

[@brooke9188]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAAAAA I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THAT

[@mcgibs]

I'm here because of the reddit story and I lost my shit. I'm crawling around on the floor in the dark with my phone out, looking for my shit. I lost it right here.

[@laargboolag9147]

Welcome to the asylum, I lost it too. I lost it about half a mile back but I'm searching here because the light is better.

[@initials_vz]

I lost mine while driving so it's probably somewhere out on the highway

[@volt42re]

“Fucking lost it.” “Did you fucking find it?”

[@myinfo9406]

Is it the one about the bird? Did I finally find the true source of a meme?

[@laargboolag9147]

@@myinfo9406 BIRD IS THE WORD

[@yu_riel]

0:15 "hmm this ain't so bad" AND THEN THE FUCKING 'BEAT' DROPPED 😭

[@StrawberryWarlord]

0% swearing 100% sex 0% drugs 0% music

[@Disbanded9998]

Bruh 🤣

[@togahimiko3732]

I don’t understand

[@bota93]

really 0% anything but sex lol

[@togahimiko3732]

@@bota93 I don’t understand

[@alexanderougai4899]

​@@togahimiko3732 there's a story about a dude who played this "song" whenever he had sex with his girlfriend. This lasted for two years. Two long, agonizing years.

[@alksi1]

The first 20 seconds is my confidence after spending ridiculous amount of time studying for a test and the rest is me when the teacher actually hands over the test.

[@john-ur6vq]

Cringe

[@2kthrills168]

I would like this post but it's at 69

[@PunzL]

@@john-ur6vq ratio

[@olo7004]

@@wockhardt69 imagine using internet likes as an argument

[@aleste3812]

Dead

[@z0mbitt]

WE MAKIN IT OUT OF A LONG AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

[@riggs420]

I love the fact that the most played part is 2:51

[@OlegDorbitt]

I noticed this happens a lot with music-only videos, the very ending is the most viewed part. But sometimes it isn't. Weird.

[@Owen-qz9yz]

I mean you don't hear the song so people would prolly wanna listen to the second of silence after the song ends

[@nezoon6587]

At my school we don’t have a bell, instead the school just blasts music over the speakers to let us know it’s break time. Students can request songs to play, one day I was sitting in class and this came on over the speakers. I’ll never forget the looks on people’s faces that day.

[@aterack833]

That’s the best horrible idea I’ve ever heard of

[@jinxmu07]

This reminds me of the announcements we have. People request songs and before they actually tell us the announcements, they play a song over the speakers to get the student's attention. They fucking played this song. I lost my shit.

[@minecloudd7852]

NAH I WANNA SWITCH SCHOOLS NOW

[@ssuuss539]

@@minecloudd7852 SAME

[@DefinitelyNotAnAi]

Bro this happened at my school

[@lucere3674]

I just realized that this has gotten so big that there has to be at least one couple to actually turn this song on while going at it for pure curiosity. Its the only way to even get close to answering how someone can keep to the beat.

[@zee-zz9hf]

there’s actually one couple that tried it on tiktok 😭 she said that it was painful.

[@theholycharacter9253]

@@zee-zz9hf yo I was just about to say I could 10/10 clap cheeks to this song but I guess I ain’t gotta now😂

[@zee-zz9hf]

@@theholycharacter9253 oml 😭

[@oglarue6087]

Tried this last night it was terrible she hated it

[@zee-zz9hf]

@@oglarue6087 oh my god 😭

[@shadE64]

WE NOT MAKIN IT OUT THE HOOD WIT THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@MirandaTheInkling34]

We makin it out the bedroom

[@really_nyx]

WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@absolute_baller546]

We are makin it out of the hood because they kicked us out

[@kielplays7439]

WE MAKIN OUT THE 😾 WIT THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@onyx747]

@@absolute_baller546 this is sending me

[@mopanda81]

you know he thought he was really slangin when the triangle started hitting

[@rymacreeks2k07]

Fun fact: Cbat is currently #1 on the Electronic charts in the US

[@heyheyhey0220]

Naur

[@NI-ko8bb]

ofc, this song fucks

[@MaestroKatProductions]

Love how Hudson reuploaded it knowing the popularity it's getting!

[@somokokamaijo6091]

@@NI-ko8bb god fucking dammit

[@mujtabaalam5907]

Source?

[@friendshipisirishbomb4837]

the fact that she noticed the rhythm even without the song playing just shows how much she’s endured of this torture over the past 2 years. salute to her 🫡💔

[@hannahthatswhattheycallmea8096]

So...I am cracking up right now for two reasons, 1. Everyone is commenting on the very reason I was brought here in the first place 2. I am trying to imagine someone thrusting to this...I wouldn't have managed two years. I would have screamed after two weeks "would you fucking STOP!"

[@soup331emd5]

@@hannahthatswhattheycallmea8096 self esteem issues can make you do crazy shit I guess.

[@amienewland2056]

😂😂😂

[@j-man6949]

o7

[@Yoyotseir]

Bro come on stop hating this beat is the best beat to thrust in you just need to find the right part

[@protoclone138]

This is the best "yo, check out my mixtape," ever.

[@Roach-community]

The first 20 seconds sound like a cinematic masterpiece and then it sounds like an emo koopa troopa

[@OldFashionedLizard]

this song really thrusts me into a new world

[@meirin5316]

LMAOOOO i came here for the same reason xD

[@iggyrap1141]

OMGGG💀

[@JadrianTFT]

same mogul moves

[@Correctronic]

Fr

[@anna_bananaxP]

I fucking DIED at this comment 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DohMeansDoh]

Truly music for the sexual urges

[@violentjsgurl]

2 years....good lawd.... and the rest of his playlist isn't much better. This song's catchy and all.... but I would NOT use it for naughty time.

[@wolfynub1343]

@@violentjsgurl he has terraria music in it

[@casserCOM]

I'd fuck to this song idc man. There is clearly a downbeat in which one can thrust no-erratically. It's not the most prolific sex hit of our time but it's at least a 6.5/10.

[@wolfynub1343]

@pengeyboss I didn't find it. Someone else did. I just said what i remember from the post that i saw, but it might as well be fake

[@wolfynub1343]

@@violentjsgurl Also had bangarangm, and axel f AND darude sandstorm

[@ShenDoodles]

I love that Hudson’s not upset by all the people laughing at this. He’s gone on to make much better music, but it looks like this’ll be what he’s most remembered for.

[@Adam9172]

Imagine clapping cheeks to the sound of a seagull having an argument with a seal.

[@JankyOk]

If I ever get a job at a convenience store I'm playing this for the night shift to close😭

[@bermchasin]

My local gas station literally plays Smashmouth every other song. Like I have never gotten gas without hearing All Star. They don't even play the album...it's just All Star. I'm gonna drop this song off on a mixtape.

[@umjammerlammy9993]

This is genius because it incentivizes customers to leave so you can go home earlier

[@bruh......2005]

Everybody would be fucking with it (litteraly and metaphoricaly)

[@muovd]

YO i now have an idea for the next time i have the closing shift

[@NoBadJuJu]

Why did this remind me of thinking FNAF for

[@cokemonster5082]

This shit go hard on mute 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@lazagna6969]

Hidden gem 🔥🔥🔥🔥 keep it hidden 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sadicycandle3226]

🔥🔥 truly one of the songs of all time

[@SirPig1337]

This goes soft 🔥🔥🔥

[@malikthebrit335]

Its better unmuted

[@apples8232]

this is shirt without the r 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Linkueigman]

We ain't making it out of the bedroom with this 💀💀💀

[@NEON69420]

1:12 tf is this "we come in peace 👽" ahh sound 💀

[@guerrierhache8491]

really came uh?

[@flatziswashed]

21 hours ago

[@mikudayoooooo]

i literally can’t help but giggle uncontrollably every time i hear this i love you cbat

[@MaggieTheCat01]

Have you seen the TikTok videos? 😁

[@mikudayoooooo]

@@MaggieTheCat01 gonna download tiktok just to check this out brb

[@MaggieTheCat01]

@@mikudayoooooo Search Cbat thrust.

[@matthewcole395]

Cbat loves you too

[@DivinityBrainrot0fficial]

SAME THIS SONG MAKES ME LAUGH EVERYTIME

[@philmon10ez]

My fetish is listening to music that sounds like someone wiping a window with too much windex. Thank you for this

[@Sabbylea]

I wanna say something redditish but +1

[@milkuetea]

@@Sabbylea updoot

[@Lavendre]

@@Sabbylea Here "This is why I love this website"

[@aplasticsoldier9130]

donkey rhubarb aphex twin

[@ununderstood]

This comment made me laugh so hard I spit on my phone.

[@RosyMiche]

My girlfriend and I just discovered that Reddit post. We're fucking crying.

[@jadasmith4051]

no one asked

[@Reg1_SW1TCH]

​@jadasmith4051 same goes for you dude

[@eikinel]

@@jadasmith4051 Bro is 5 months too late 4 more months to go

[@nonyabusiness-ju8cn]

​@@jadasmith4051Keep my wifes name-

[@SlmTtrl01]

⁠@@jadasmith4051mate nobody asked for your opinion so shut ur gob

[@spungfoo]

I don't see how you *couldn't* have sex to this absolute gem of a banger

[@n.zaytsev9893]

It started out as a joke, but now here I am willingly searching for the song to actually listen to it. One does not simply resist Cbat. 💀

[@phoenixx3951]

Me too 😂😂😂 I needed to hear the full version

[@LivFirme]

😂😂😂😂

[@red__guy]

Im not alone, the beat is sooo fine and addicting

[@nutsafiso7609]

W cbat best song

[@cashyup]

Same here lol

[@brandyoshi865]

From an artistic standpoint the intro is grand, well done, and beautiful. Then it's followed by the most cursed electronic I've ever heard in my life. Actually hilarious.

[@NIN10dohNUTS75]

You take that back! I’ve been jammin to this since my sophomore year in an out-of-state reform school and I will not tolerate such slander!

[@Schreisaac]

@@NIN10dohNUTS75 how is your gf

[@okipullup6886]

@@Schreisaac she’s in therapy

[@NIN10dohNUTS75]

@@Schreisaac she’s in Sacramento with a ski instructor she is just friends with

[@glidee4671]

@@NIN10dohNUTS75 naw 😭

[@thewildruda6113]

When the side character that everyone forgot makes an appearance to save the day, just to fail miserably

[@Lord_Raymond]

Imma lie, this song is FIRE!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@raiden895]

This song is great to listen too, while doing chores. It makes you want to finish faster so you can turn it off

[@krisnaputramaulidan2843]

Good alarm

[@wongcayven9893]

​@@krisnaputramaulidan2843 Idk man the 18 second prelude is pretty great

[@raiden895]

@Neon Candles I said chores not women

[@MALware7170]

@Neon Candles women are chores now? 🤨

[@wongcayven9893]

@@MALware7170 He literally said "chores not woman"

[@onyx747]

you meet your daughter's boyfriend and when you ask about his music taste he starts playing this at the family dinner 💀

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Then you find out why that song in particular

[@disgustof-riley8338]

Is this about the post update????

[@onyx747]

@@disgustof-riley8338 yes

[@eatyourself5859]

@@ezelfrancisco1349 why ? I don't get the joke behind it 😭

[@everythinggetsfuzzyy]

THE MIKEY WAY PFP YES

[@SurrealSUNNY]

we're making it out the bedroom with no girlfriend with this one 🔥

[@Sukuna.D]

Je suis là parce que j’ai lu comme quoi un détraqué faisait l’amour sur ce song

[@lizaubertin9730]

La même ptdr sur tiktok

[@thenablade858]

Can’t believe this shit reached the French.

[@grat.2242]

This is truly one of the songs ever made.

[@sparksparkle]

It is a song

[@zugger3852]

It’s such a song

[@ShivamSan]

one of the songs I've ever heard

[@gloomybear.420]

it really is a song

[@roro7640]

A true song

[@ashle9034]

I'm still very confused as to how you were able to implement such a beautiful opening and immediately thought that adding the sounds of a door creaking and getting rid of the strings entirely for a trap beat was a good idea 💀

[@happymealchiz]

That was a very common occurrence during the 2011/2012 trap era. The most serene intros followed by an abomination of a drop

[@rere8264]

Lmao

[@Springerzzz]

LMAO

[@MegaZeta]

just enjoy the music nerd

[@contrast_clown]

@@MegaZeta cant enjoy it when its bad

[@isumairu25]

I have to come back listening to this song after Carl92 was gooning to someone's grandparents.

[@peco3474]

Truly one of the songs of all time

[@Lemon_s1ice]

Truly

[@sneakysnake3049]

Definitely a song tbh

[@purpleheart69420]

Big facts 💯💯

[@Rheubie]

This is a song that does indeed exist in history.

[@damiang888]

Of all the songs in KZbin I can definitely say that this is one of them

[@sumvivus6199]

I love how he still re-posted his music again knowing full well that people will roast the hell out of it

[@kindal5671]

anything for the meme

[@lancetheking7524]

That was probably the point

[@chorizord6974]

Are you kidding? It was the perfect opportunity to get that KZbin cash money with all these people coming from that post 👌

[@albertnortononymous9020]

Any publicity is good publicity

[@johnmcnaughtan-bonnett9036]

this song isn't bad????????

[@user-te5po4bu8o]

CBAT is the order of the terminals in the Atlanta airport. It’s on all the signs. I think of this song every time I go there.

[@thecaretaker2011]

I finally listened to the entire song. Never made it past 0:42 before today. You can literally here the dude’s relationship end at the end of the song.

[@NotFckingBen]

This goes hard. Then after 2 years it goes soft again.

[@thesaddestdude3575]

Oh no no, for Tyler it is always hard

[@jeshemaw]

NOOOOOOOOO

[@pugsly7453]

💀

[@Sisiahsshoa]

Error I’m still hard

[@lazitazi5645]

I'M DEAD

[@cherrycreamsoda4253]

man, this song is a blast. like i can feel the music just coming to me.

[@ps3master72]

I can feel the Me coming to the music! For 2 years at least!!

[@heromedley]

really gets you in the mood for real

[@mio4301]

Coming to u😭😭

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

*coming in me

[@superchargedmvp2984]

in* not to

[@manjodh1533]

I read the whole story on reddit and came to hear the song and found it funny on my first listen, i vibed and actually enjoyed this track on my 3rd listen but now this song is all over my socials and it pops up in yt shorts every now and then but after hearing it over hundreds of times it etched deep in my brain and throughout the whole day it just keeps playing in my head to the point where i'm actually feeling dead inside and i cannot get it out of my head, yesterday i tried to sleep but this song played continously in my head and i haven't slept for the past 16 hours, now i need help and i genuinely feel bad for the poor girl who had to endure this for two years, lord bless her soul

[@rodrigobarbozafilho7196]

Vc veio aqui depois ver um certo relato do reddit, não foi?....

[@nrem7611]

When he said "It's cbatin' time!" He cbatted her for 2 years straight. Truly one of the most songs of all time.

[@datz6607]

Fr I loved it when he said it’s over Wanda I am the cbat

[@LesbianWeedBrownie]

Bravo redditor.

[@m4ff10n3]

Greatest cbat mind I ever knew.

[@lighting7508]

“He cbatted her” is probably the worst combination of words I’ve ever had the misfortune to read

[@Single-Till-i-die]

Im abaut to cbate all over my room

[@Ninjairon6661]

I am 0:15 seconds in and I can tell it’s gonna be a banger already. Can’t wait to hear the rest 😊

[@whodvethunk6525]

this song is at its best when on mute

[@CosseWasTaken]

Bruh 😂😂

[@jfurycat]

top ten pictures taken before disaster

[@theshadowworld2239]

0:15 what you expect your package to be 0:24 what it actually is

[@Spoiled_KoolAid]

​@@theshadowworld2239yea...it's a great song to bang to as well

[@shinypikagaming]

The line about her recognizing the rhythm still haunts me. What rhythm is there to recognize in this song? How many times did she have to hear this in two years to recognize it?

[@xmantheeevee]

The hi-hat sounds like a grill starter

[@snomflakes]

0:24 the sheer tonal whiplash of this song fucking kills me 😭

[@Bubbble_Bear]

This song is the musical equivalent of confidently walking to your crush and then absolutely botching your confession followed by awkward silence and forced laughs

[@fisgonelgatomolon]

LMAO 💀

[@squirlis1189]

Couldnt have said it better

[@b_read6941]

someone's had a bad day

[@RecordsoftheDeepFolk]

This song isn't even 3 minutes but feels like an eternity.

[@Bl0cksy]

The fact that the most replayed is the END of the song is even more hilarious than that redditor

[@aidanc2185]

that synth at the beginning is so great, and then there is the rest of the song.

[@pandymartinez]

❤

[@8fgb]

if you think of this i suggest you checkout his soundtrack for watchdogs 2. very similar vibes in some way

[@Xanxitoian]

666 likes

[@Spencermsd]

@@8fgb thank you! Was looking for something similar to the opening.

[@Discoh]

@@8fgboh my god that's incredible

[@notamuffin]

This song saved my family. We had this song playing at my grandma's funeral and she got up from her casket just to turn this shit off 🔥🔥🔥

[@euaf-crimson1730]

Her heart started like a PS2 💀💀💀

[@XYWZExtreme]

BRO LMAAOOOOO

[@NinjaSushi2]

Lolololol

[@an_alley_kat]

@@euaf-crimson1730 I have an X-Box 1 💀

[@DominusAurelium]

I'M DEAD

[@Hiljaa_]

Send this banger to eurovision next year 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@cameron3983]

Bricked up rn

[@ryuuvoxt9519]

Full volume of this song isnt enough i need it inside me

[@sarahearthworm-len694]

Why would you feel the need to say this

[@BlazeTrail1269]

@@sarahearthworm-len694 he can literally feel the music coming inside him

[@2ndch.]

I know what you trying to say The reddit thing 💀

[@niathenaillady]

💀

[@N____er]

@@2ndch. What reddit thing?

[@Clapity]

If you wanna test your girl's loyalty you don't call the homie, you pull the Cbat rhythm and if she's still with you after that you got a real one boys ✊✊

[@Robertiena]

If she stays she isn't loyal, she's brain damaged 😂😂

[@z1nn1e]

😭

[@user-fn6mr4zj2n]

This song is too dangerous torture for any living creature. Spare your girlfriend.

[@supercool1312]

if any guy pulls this out im just fuckin leaving on the spot

[@Driretlanfspenser06]

My question is you doin the rhythm or the bass

[@jacobman8720]

This song was some ones guilty pleasure

[@Ironicchronicanxiety]

And the crowd went mild 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kenshin4113]

It's surreal seeing this EP get recognition in the weirdest way possible. Absolutely hilarious.

[@monzayh89]

NGL... All of these tracks still slaps!!

[@CannabisReviewPDX]

Workaholics got me hip, this new reddit debacle just makes it better

[@Antonio_Ortiz]

I'm literally trying to figure out *how* did he thrust to this song? Thrusting to the melody makes you look like a weirdo, thrusting to the rhythm makes you look like a robot; either way, she was wifey material for putting up with this for 2 years.

[@davidanalyst671]

there are lots of theories, but you can find them on tiktok

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

If she’s wifey material for putting up with this for 2 years, what does that make him?

[@someguy8856]

@@user-sf9gs2pg1b Absolutely mental

[@austinfaust3374]

@@user-sf9gs2pg1b fucking weird

[@kaiisninii8752]

I'm guessing 1-2-3-4444

[@volt42re]

So I was with some friends in a Discord call, and we came across this story by some happenstance of destiny. None of us knew what the hell Cbat was, so we looked it up, and this was the funniest experience ever when we realized what this guy was putting his girlfriend through.

[@28FineLine_]

I came here because of a Reddit podcast… 1 hour ago. And I’m still crying wheezing laughing because what the fuck

[@Casey5693]

I played this for my fiancé and his reaction was hilarious. In his words, “I don’t feel turned on. I just feel angry. 😂”

[@SkatingfastEatinAss]

My fiances exact words too.😂he wasn't feeling it

[@funnyfirefishfan]

I'm single, so I played it for my lizard and he walked away so I assume he hates it

[@Tecaris]

Hate fucking is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

[@lancetheking7524]

​@@Tecaris I think that was more effective at killing younglings than what anakin did

[@tetsukikoh7964]

Angri Erektion!

[@madi62323]

the worst part is the more you listen to it, the catchier it gets

[@moninskii459]

I can confirm that, I need help pls

[@nottheprettybestfriend885]

HELP IT'S GROWING ON ME

[@dylanstrife7652]

Hah I'm in outer space as long as this is going I'm never coming back down

[@KoJIJoky]

That is why she lasted for 2 years

[@dariendude17]

I've already replayed it 3 times. I'm sure it's fine. Nothing to worry about... Right?

[@botbuster8841]

A MESSAGE FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS LET THIS SONG DIE 🔥🔥🔥

[@pookie87]

FR 💯💯

[@smokeyalt55]

Let it die let it die let it shrivel up and... Who's with me!

[@JamieElli]

Never

[@xessid]

I agree

[@SlashCrash_Studios]

Never.

[@melissapenrod]

It sounds like a distressed seal

[@serbboi11al14]

my primal urges feel awakened by this wonderful tune

[@EuphorixBeats]

Exactly 69 likes and I’m not gonna change it

[@TheSaggus]

500th like

[@TyTimeIsAwesome]

I'm feeling.....groovey.

[@GigaJinGaming3711]

once you listen to it long enough, it actually starts to make sense

[@officialvisaural]

Repetition legitimizes

[@DrMocktopus1]

This is so true, holy shit

[@gavinrobinson2270]

Your brain rots so much that it starts to make sense

[@trillionbones89]

It doesn't make it better though

[@disgustof-riley8338]

@@officialvisaural ADAM NEELY

[@aerobiesizer3968]

WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE BEDROOM WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@kyouha]

You sir just made millions of men thrust their hips to your song. Thats an incredible power bestow upon you.

[@totalherenow]

My wife is a professional classical pianist. I told her the story, then played her this song. Two seconds after the main part starts, she held her hand up, palm toward me and said, "No."

[@noone-mo6gy]

Damn, Whang was right, it really does sound like a seagull getting beat to death.

[@Juizo-gs3rx]

Vir ver essa música apoias uma história no Reddit pqp

[@Suzana-ro8nr]

Eu também KKKKK

[@NADA-uz5vr]

Somos 3 kk

[@Juizo-gs3rx]

F supremo pela mina ksksk

[@sharps6399]

THIS SONG IS STRAIGHT ASS 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@kakahtukat]

I get it

[@parrotpatriot2019]

Ur just not listening fr

[@alanchiglincev1961]

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@onigiriCruncher]

Literally

[@critikoji245]

Bro cooked but we aint eating 🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥