Hug Machine | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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Theo Von

Theo Von

Күн бұрын

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@ont3n
@ont3n 3 жыл бұрын
Theo’s fascination of Riley’s abstinence is the funniest shit ever 😂😂😂😂
@VILEPAINTS
@VILEPAINTS 3 жыл бұрын
He’s waiting to harvest that virgin ejac and sell it for thousands on the black market to be used for traditional medicine 🤣🤣
@savageguy25
@savageguy25 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it would be nice to go back to them easier days. Not have to chase ridding yourself of that pearlescent dragon.
@SixtyEightnOyouOne
@SixtyEightnOyouOne 3 жыл бұрын
Unbustable Theo is the absolute King of the random wordplay. Gang Gang baby
@minddweller
@minddweller 3 жыл бұрын
@@savageguy25 he definitely starts praying when he gets erect
@Helloimsatan666
@Helloimsatan666 3 жыл бұрын
37 min in Theo asked would you date a dude? He hears no and his hopes of dating Riley flew out the window.
@hotspotteaco.1675
@hotspotteaco.1675 3 жыл бұрын
Riley is the ultimate anti cohost! Love to watch Theo spin gold out of it! So genuine an pure. I don't think there has ever been anything like it. Never change it. Riley is awesome!!
@megagene
@megagene 3 жыл бұрын
That little exchange between Riley and Theo about having the password for the computer was hilarious and wholesome.
@xdogefiles
@xdogefiles 3 жыл бұрын
Riley is a national treasure who needs to be protected at all costs.
@RolandSpecialSauce
@RolandSpecialSauce 3 жыл бұрын
@@xdogefiles no.. just no
@mikestruthers1891
@mikestruthers1891 3 жыл бұрын
@@RolandSpecialSauce right? What is this dude talkin about lmao
@VampireGranny
@VampireGranny 3 жыл бұрын
TL;DR
@quill444
@quill444 3 жыл бұрын
Great support from Riley 41:53 who is demonstrably not just entirely inept, but also combines this trait with being completely and utterly incompetent as well. 🤷‍♂️ - j q t -
@jakesmall3454
@jakesmall3454 3 жыл бұрын
Riley just sitting there looking at a blank screen on the computer for an hour and a half lmao
@joshchapman4753
@joshchapman4753 3 жыл бұрын
If that ain’t autism I don’t know what is
@KZ_MMA-KZ
@KZ_MMA-KZ 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshchapman4753 his personality doesn't exist
@aaronzink9908
@aaronzink9908 3 жыл бұрын
What does he even do lol
@brhat80
@brhat80 2 жыл бұрын
Someone hook up the caller from Baltimore with Riley!
@LaurenOliviArt
@LaurenOliviArt Жыл бұрын
Theo could literally pick any of his fans to do Riley’s job and it would be a million times more productive lol
@hartlas
@hartlas 3 жыл бұрын
"We're the type of people that get hit by trains and say run it back" "2 trainz" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MoGomez13
@MoGomez13 3 жыл бұрын
Theo: God loves us right? Riley: yea… Theo: Thats awesome man. That’s always the best answer…
@charleshoughton100
@charleshoughton100 3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Riley askin for the password for the computer half way through the show was absolute gold 🙏🙏🙏
@MacBaza
@MacBaza 3 жыл бұрын
@42:25 hahahahah it was AMAZING. I've worked with people like him. It's like, WHAT?!
@TheRecordButton
@TheRecordButton 3 жыл бұрын
And here I was thinking Riley's main job was to control the computers and gear, what the heck is Riley there for besides for his wit?!
@austinbrown2498
@austinbrown2498 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRecordButton he supposed to do everything Theo needs a Jamie. This guys lost
@joshpointoh
@joshpointoh 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRecordButton no, but really...wth could he have been doing for 45 minutes
@fishintheboot318
@fishintheboot318 3 жыл бұрын
I'm crying lmaooooo that shit was amazing
@mrmxyzptlk8906
@mrmxyzptlk8906 3 жыл бұрын
“You could cry into a women and it would give her twins” You never cease to crack me up Theo😂
@TaraLynnElizabeth
@TaraLynnElizabeth 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking to find this re quoted!! Thanks for writing it for me!
@adinamazzucco
@adinamazzucco 2 жыл бұрын
I liked that too
@1990Co
@1990Co 3 жыл бұрын
Dude Riley not knowing the password to the computer is so hilarious it's unreal
@Hspookyy
@Hspookyy 3 жыл бұрын
Unbustable RILEY
@JamesH-kn6bl
@JamesH-kn6bl 3 жыл бұрын
that must have been staged theres no way
@SPWILLY
@SPWILLY 3 жыл бұрын
Riley whispering when he asked tho hahaha
@lorddarkon4633
@lorddarkon4633 2 жыл бұрын
Theo's pork addiction strong so he gotta keep people out lol
@Serious_Goose1821
@Serious_Goose1821 3 жыл бұрын
“Do you know the password to the computer?” “YOU DON’T HAVE IT?!” Made me laugh out loud so hard.
@sk8legendz
@sk8legendz 3 жыл бұрын
"I struggle with, hell everything" 🤣🤣💯 felt that
@alpakka1920
@alpakka1920 3 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah! Such a small phrase but rings true.
@matrix2297
@matrix2297 3 жыл бұрын
1:24:00 Riley sitting deadpan while Theo jams out is fucking gold
@con448
@con448 3 жыл бұрын
Why is it the funniest thing
@melissad52077
@melissad52077 Ай бұрын
I agree! Could Theo have found a dryer wingman? 😂
@Jackie-lg4tt
@Jackie-lg4tt Ай бұрын
@@melissad52077I think it was all by accident.
@clairvoyant_af
@clairvoyant_af 8 күн бұрын
The best duo 😂
@kickass6961
@kickass6961 6 күн бұрын
I do I do Haha Riley's a robot😂
@rikudan5876
@rikudan5876 3 жыл бұрын
You should honestly have a radio station when GTA6 comes out, lol.
@dat_sauce_tho2194
@dat_sauce_tho2194 3 жыл бұрын
Genius fucking idea.....they have so much content it could be 24/7 and not hear the same one twice for at least like 3 months
@blake219
@blake219 3 жыл бұрын
Only get the reception north of the map Blaine county style
@TheRecordButton
@TheRecordButton 3 жыл бұрын
A radio station, nah man he should be the main boss for a mission where you gotta chase Theo riding a hover craft through the swamp while yelling southern isms out the window. And by hover craft I mean a fanboat
@tcorbitt101
@tcorbitt101 3 жыл бұрын
I'd switch it'd over to it everytime then
@DarkLinkAD
@DarkLinkAD 3 жыл бұрын
In GTA 3, you could listen to Opey and Anthony IIRC, could also drag and drop mp3s into an install folder for a custom radio station
@WelfareAllstar
@WelfareAllstar 3 жыл бұрын
That last phone call almost had me tear up man. You can only imagine the amount of strength it takes for that person to come out and say what they said to millions of viewers. Imagine what is really happening on his end. You're loved man.
@K31R616
@K31R616 3 жыл бұрын
To the caller who's step-mom has been diagnosed stage-4 inoperable... You're exhausted, bro. You're working full-time and taking classes at night. What time and/or energy is left for your family or yourself? Change something up, man; Reduce your shifts, put the schooling on hold, something, if you have to.. You're making such a noble sacrifice, and it doesn't sound as though that you're being recognized for that...by even yourself. You're tired making this call, you're tired and these feelings and perceptions are creeping out of you. Doubt, fear, and more doubt; When we're exhausted, we don't have the energy to keep our composure, we begin to break down. BUT! You _are_ doing well. You're doing _really_ well!!! With the levels of what you're contending with and the clarity you have to even make this call and be open... oh God Bless you, Sir. God Bless you and all of yours. Keep going strong. Hug your wife and children deeply, all at once! Cry, laugh, and get some good god-damn rest! I don't know you, but I love you. If you were my father, I'd be so damn proud.
@andrewimhoff5267
@andrewimhoff5267 3 жыл бұрын
Damn. Nailed it man. Hope he sees this.
@rcolorado2364
@rcolorado2364 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for saying this it hits.
@garymccane6428
@garymccane6428 3 жыл бұрын
Gang
@timmorrell9828
@timmorrell9828 3 жыл бұрын
Damn man wise words I hope this reaches him
@larrybrown1789
@larrybrown1789 3 жыл бұрын
Amen 🙏 PTL it couldn’t have been said more perfectly
@alvaro2326
@alvaro2326 3 жыл бұрын
"You could cry into a woman and she'd have twins" LOL
@Kenpachi_White707
@Kenpachi_White707 3 жыл бұрын
"A mime is just a clown that got his associates" - Theo Von 2021
@williamdiaz7258
@williamdiaz7258 3 жыл бұрын
To the caller that has a sick mother in law. We have a family member in the hospital right now . And it's tough on the relationship with the wife and just all around. Thank you for making the call for both of us you are a strong man . Be good to yourself gang gang and onward 💯
@michaelhendrix82
@michaelhendrix82 3 жыл бұрын
I got hit by a train “that’s that industrial alarm clock” lmaooo
@K31R616
@K31R616 3 жыл бұрын
Woke his ass *UP,* baby!
@onementality9781
@onementality9781 3 жыл бұрын
Run it BACK BABY!
@1000Bats
@1000Bats 3 жыл бұрын
"With your BIG DIRTY MACHINE!!"
@taylorb7393
@taylorb7393 3 жыл бұрын
I hope Riley stays around, Theo's interactions with him are pure gold.
@Lissssssah11
@Lissssssah11 3 жыл бұрын
Agree He is so vanilla but balances out the vibe nicely, I hope he stays
@DannyArevalo1
@DannyArevalo1 3 жыл бұрын
He said it wasn’t working out in the past but he brought him back. He might be on the pod every now and then as a treat.
@savageguy25
@savageguy25 3 жыл бұрын
Theo going to propose just so Riley’s eyes can stop floating
@KZ_MMA-KZ
@KZ_MMA-KZ 3 жыл бұрын
The kid has the personality of a piece of cardboard, he's the worst
@KZ_MMA-KZ
@KZ_MMA-KZ 3 жыл бұрын
He offers absolutely nothing to the podcast
@WeAreFlawed
@WeAreFlawed 3 жыл бұрын
To everybody giving this video a thumbs down you need a little bit of the Lord's vinaigrette on your salad
@alexgomezkolar2097
@alexgomezkolar2097 3 жыл бұрын
Like lava?
@RichardCookerly
@RichardCookerly 3 жыл бұрын
Gang
@LaPlasita47
@LaPlasita47 3 жыл бұрын
gang gang
@clinchleatherwood1012
@clinchleatherwood1012 3 жыл бұрын
I'm an 43 year old single man and I'm thankful for you as well, bruh. You bring joy and laughter into my life and I love you for it. Gang gang!
@FartCakes
@FartCakes 3 жыл бұрын
Was this supposed to be you shooting your shot at Theo, bruh? That's crazy. "Ayo bruh, I'm single. Gang gang" That's some dark arts.
@clinchleatherwood1012
@clinchleatherwood1012 3 жыл бұрын
@@FartCakes Haha! I don't spray out on men, you know? Men don't make my wiener loiter around my waist band, bruh. Gang Gang!
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 3 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican I can confirm that people wearing leather jackets to our restaurants is a problem that had been plaguing our community for a while, I'm glad theo is speaking on this issue. El Rey Raton! 🇲🇽
@hectorduran5978
@hectorduran5978 3 жыл бұрын
Years of abuse
@richardherrera122
@richardherrera122 3 жыл бұрын
Can u explain I'm latino but don't understand why it's a problem I like leather jackets myself..
@thatoneaquarius8807
@thatoneaquarius8807 3 жыл бұрын
@@hectorduran5978 foos gone wild..😂 🐍 🐍 🐍
@daveeonta9567
@daveeonta9567 3 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏😂😂😂
@Curtis.Carpenter
@Curtis.Carpenter 3 жыл бұрын
@@richardherrera122 its gotta be a joke were just not understanding cus i dont get it either 🤷 unless Ceza is saying people are literally wearing leather jackets indoors and its somehow problematic , that would be hilarious so its gotta be a joke 😆
@J.P.G.78
@J.P.G.78 3 жыл бұрын
Theo's the type of guy to bring tattooed hamsters to the hospital to see the terminally ill, so they can hold that little piece of heaven just in case they go in the other direction
@dl7354
@dl7354 3 жыл бұрын
Riley not having the password sums up his and Theo's relationship. Happy Thanksgiving.
@MrTrevor0567
@MrTrevor0567 3 жыл бұрын
Riley’s calm unphased demeanor is such a hilarious contrast to Theo
@julieanne25
@julieanne25 3 жыл бұрын
When Theo asks Riley why he'd rather be molested by a clown and Riley says "just look at them" 19:29 Theo's face 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭
@goldapfel399
@goldapfel399 2 жыл бұрын
that shit cracked me up bruhhh this moment was upstair
@lizl2432
@lizl2432 Жыл бұрын
Riley not knowing the password to the computer is gold. What has he been doing the whole 42 minutes 😅
@Hawke.The.Talontless
@Hawke.The.Talontless 3 жыл бұрын
I feel for the guy crying rn. He's making me cry. I'm going through some shit too and turn to my favorite podcasts for relief. Much love brother
@JoBlakeLisbon
@JoBlakeLisbon Жыл бұрын
This is the absolute shit men go through in America. The guy is busting his ass, working hard, caring for his mum, his kids, going to grad school and he's blaming himself for not being a 'good husband'. Why isn't his wife supporting him is my question? These women are really good at pointing out there needs, not so great at realising the men who keep roofs over their heads also have needs.
@TheLastSecretGarden
@TheLastSecretGarden 3 жыл бұрын
Hey brother @1:15:10 as someone currently going through extreme grief and PTSD after losing both of my younger brothers to fentanyl this year, I'd like to pass along just one piece of advice to you: Please do not apologize for crying. I have spent the whole year apologizing for crying in front of my friends, loved ones, and therapist. One day, my therapist thought to point it out to me. She said that when I apologize for crying over my situation, it's like I am apologizing for being human. It's like I am apologizing for sharing the reality of the situation I'm in. The reality is: it's fucking horrible, it's the actual worst thing ever in the whole world, and it's something you not only should cry about, you HAVE to cry about. And sadly, we can't spare our friends and loved ones the reality of how sad it is. It's so fucking sad. There is nothing you can say or do to diminish how sad it is. You NEED to cry. I promise you that no one - especially not me, no Theo, or anyone else listening to this podcast, feels awkward or weird about you crying. We feel thankful that you are getting it out of your system. We feel thankful to know that you too are human. I will never ever ever apologize for crying about the stuff that hurts ever again. I am human, and it really hurts, and the tears are the truth, and the truth needs to be shared, and the last thing I need is to feel bad about it. Wishing you all the best, brother.
@DOP36ICK
@DOP36ICK 3 жыл бұрын
God Bless you Fam. I can relate to everything you said.
@kodakode1154
@kodakode1154 3 жыл бұрын
many prayers for you and your family.
@alpakka1920
@alpakka1920 3 жыл бұрын
You are 100% right my man, like you said, you NEED to cry. Before we are men, we are human and humans feel therefore in my opinion, crying or allowing yourself to cry in front of people is one of the most courageous things someone can do. I feel for your loss. I lost my dad and my bro in law died this year from a horrible autoimmune disease and whilst I wish I could cry and release it, it’s made me numb almost because it’s just too painful. Anyways thanks for sharing and hope you heal over time but never ever suppress your emotions!!
@joshchapman4753
@joshchapman4753 3 жыл бұрын
@bluedotgreendotscott her name is Kimberley
@J.P.G.78
@J.P.G.78 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshchapman4753 keep it gender fluid lil daddy.. onward
@rachelhouse9386
@rachelhouse9386 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving to Theo and all of us watching him! I’m so thankful that I discovered this podcast earlier this year. I’ve had so many laughs during the hard times… so thankful.
@daregulator83
@daregulator83 3 жыл бұрын
I was downstairs before I started this episode and I’m definitely UPSTAIRS now! Thank you Rat King
@OurBlackFriend
@OurBlackFriend 3 жыл бұрын
"He's a hundred percent off life" Lol God damn Theo coming in strong as usual.
@john-doe450
@john-doe450 3 жыл бұрын
" you gotta live stream when you live stream" Hahahah
@Meeessh
@Meeessh 3 жыл бұрын
Guy, I was wheezing. 😂😭😂
@MagdalenaKatarzyna
@MagdalenaKatarzyna 3 жыл бұрын
Personal favorite quote of the day: “Life is a salad baby and the LORD is my vinaigrette, son.” - Theodor von 🧠
@1515asdfghjkl
@1515asdfghjkl 3 жыл бұрын
When Riley said can I have the password I busted out laughing! You can't make that stuff up
@cj32pull2
@cj32pull2 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine a thanksgiving with Riley 😂 Theo: What are you thankful for ? Riley: I’ll tell you what I’m not thankful for
@user-zb6lg1xj3k
@user-zb6lg1xj3k 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but Riley not having the password may be the best segment of this eposode
@carolt403
@carolt403 3 жыл бұрын
I know I’m thankful for Theo! He puts a smile on my face everyday! I recently discovered him and I’m like a damn kid in the candy store absorbing all things Theo! I’ve been going through a lot in the past two years, we have to keep pushing through! I love when Theo has those deep thoughts and throws in something hilarious and I love it! Thank you 😊! I hope everyone has an amazing thanksgiving!
@cazmars5360
@cazmars5360 3 жыл бұрын
@WilliamWonka
@WilliamWonka 3 жыл бұрын
Theo, thanks for the upload. I’m on day 7 without alcohol after two very dark years and your content has really helped. Gang
@addisonstanley8583
@addisonstanley8583 3 жыл бұрын
Keep it goin brotha I’m rootin for yuh
@savageguy25
@savageguy25 3 жыл бұрын
Keep it up, just keep focusing on the good!
@WelfareAllstar
@WelfareAllstar 3 жыл бұрын
Bro I'm literally on day 7 too! Keep it up
@joelm6631
@joelm6631 3 жыл бұрын
Hang in there!
@amandabaehman5151
@amandabaehman5151 3 жыл бұрын
congrats to you!!!!!!! that’s huge! gang gang
@RyanMOchoa
@RyanMOchoa 3 жыл бұрын
"The ghosts inside us turn into water and come out our face" is so fucking metal man.
@nestab2762
@nestab2762 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving to Theo and everyone watching gang! 🦃
@cassidyfraser6407
@cassidyfraser6407 Жыл бұрын
Theos and Rileys personalities together are hilarious
@coreyhopkins4960
@coreyhopkins4960 3 жыл бұрын
“It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.”
@TheOnlyJuann
@TheOnlyJuann 3 жыл бұрын
Damn the end of this episode hit right in the FEELS. Theo is one of a kind.
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 3 жыл бұрын
"Riley Mau smiling over there....rare of him...to show a feeling" their dynamic is my favorite. It's like whoever was in charge of hiring riley, knew he would be someone that Theo hasn't encountered.
@Leries0
@Leries0 3 жыл бұрын
33:10 "Riley man over there smiling. Rare to see him have a ... feeling" 😆
@jack8659
@jack8659 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is an international treasure.
@savageguy25
@savageguy25 3 жыл бұрын
When the aliens make contact I vote that Theo represents us.
@AudibleVisibIe
@AudibleVisibIe 3 жыл бұрын
Man that last call hit me pretty hard. I've been in a similar situation where I was down, in a bad spot in life, and found joy in Theos videos. I watched his "why I got sober" video 2 days in a row a couple years back when I was first getting clean myself. Gang gang baby, onward
@shayc4629
@shayc4629 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God...I have never wanted to hug someone so bad!!! Please God, bless that caller! 🙏 ♥️
@_nosocial
@_nosocial 3 жыл бұрын
43:00 min…”by the way, do you have the password for this computer?” lmao 😂😂
@kameronerdman5870
@kameronerdman5870 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is absolutely on fire this episode
@zacharyharris438
@zacharyharris438 3 жыл бұрын
"Some lady that's really in like a food contest or nothin' like that." Hahahahahah
@AuthenticMetamorphisis
@AuthenticMetamorphisis 3 жыл бұрын
I’m in Canada, we already had our thanksgiving but gotta say I’m damn thankful for this podcast and for Theo. Needed this today. Gang gang
@savageguy25
@savageguy25 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s go America’s hat!
@AuthenticMetamorphisis
@AuthenticMetamorphisis 3 жыл бұрын
@@savageguy25 lil apartment for ur head, let’s go gang gang
@savageguy25
@savageguy25 3 жыл бұрын
@@AuthenticMetamorphisis How was that Thanksgiving Seal? Everyone just thankful they aren’t Québécois, gang gang
@AuthenticMetamorphisis
@AuthenticMetamorphisis 3 жыл бұрын
@@savageguy25 I’m from Ontario daddy, not much better but we got one of those pots where u deep fry the turkey. Weed is legal, so me and cuz went for a walk, made her laugh her ass off when I was eating that leg medieval times style
@savageguy25
@savageguy25 3 жыл бұрын
@@AuthenticMetamorphisis my peoples from Alberta, only the S&P on that Berta Beef. Gotta give that turkey them nocturnal cajun butter injections before you fry it. Guaranteed to make you bust in your pants, twice on the devils lettuce.
@joelm6631
@joelm6631 3 жыл бұрын
Yo! TO THE CALLER at the end... Hang in there Bro... We love u Boss and we with u in spirit. Long distance hug bro...Gang.
@omgrebekie2327
@omgrebekie2327 3 жыл бұрын
1:24:20 the realest Theo I’ve seen in a while. I watched the last 2-3 minutes of this episode over and over because I’m so thankful for you man!
@jinks908
@jinks908 Жыл бұрын
This is one of Theo's best episodes. And I have been through an embarrassing amount of them. Gang baby.
@EpicLonelyRussian
@EpicLonelyRussian 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly couldn’t help but tear up my damn self when shine came on
@vicrodriguez6760
@vicrodriguez6760 3 жыл бұрын
I did too!!
@alivecityband
@alivecityband 2 жыл бұрын
“You could cry into a woman and she’d have twins” - gang gang bb
@maxxgodfrey
@maxxgodfrey 3 жыл бұрын
I almost crashed my car laughing that hard when Riley ask if Theo had the password..😂🤣😂
@austinmanuel500
@austinmanuel500 3 жыл бұрын
Theo was FIRED UP!!!!!!! During this ep that fire is contagious, thanks for the heat boiiiiiii
@rcolorado2364
@rcolorado2364 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing that guy talk about his mother-in-law is tough. I'm in Grad school and working full-time with kids and my brother-in-law passed from an Ambien induced suicide it's so heavy, felling my husband and my sister-in-law and their loss. The empathy is so heavy.
@DanielleMunoz36
@DanielleMunoz36 3 жыл бұрын
Wow - that’s awful. I’m so sorry to hear about your loss. Stay strong. Prayers for you and your fam. Good luck with grad school. Gang
@nickedward7991
@nickedward7991 3 жыл бұрын
Theo and Riley interactions are hilarious
@sylyjoly
@sylyjoly 3 жыл бұрын
What is Riley's role on the show?
@Mageblood
@Mageblood 3 жыл бұрын
Syl JoLy he’s like Joe Rogan’s Jamie
@Mageblood
@Mageblood 3 жыл бұрын
Syl JoLy except he can’t pull it up
@sylyjoly
@sylyjoly 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mageblood that boy aint pullin' nothing. God bless him though.
@robertdeblois288
@robertdeblois288 3 жыл бұрын
You've inspired me to quite drinking I'm going on my third day no binging... I've struggled with substance abuse and alcoholism for the past 15 years and I've never felt the desire to stop up until a few days ago... I attended my first meeting i was scared to go but I did it... I just want to say thank you theo and keep doing your thing brotha...
@shadjuice
@shadjuice 3 жыл бұрын
Keep it up brother👍
@jonadams5547
@jonadams5547 3 жыл бұрын
👍🏻
@Wlabalalooosaa
@Wlabalalooosaa Жыл бұрын
I don’t even comment on stuff but Riley must be protected at all cost, he’s too pure for this ugly world. If anyone hurts him, we ride at dawn
@mandel12
@mandel12 3 жыл бұрын
The unbustable Riley, livin' life without the password.
@BJMTM1
@BJMTM1 3 жыл бұрын
Theo dropping a nice hitter for us
@johnlenz420
@johnlenz420 3 жыл бұрын
i thought my vids of rare and ancient maps were blowing up, theo out here with an elevator straight to the TOP. FLOOOR.
@BJMTM1
@BJMTM1 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnlenz420 ancient maps hell ya brother thank the lord gang gang
@rcolorado2364
@rcolorado2364 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnlenz420 I'm into that shit, cartography that is, subscribed.
@johnlenz420
@johnlenz420 3 жыл бұрын
@@rcolorado2364 thanks dude! lots mysteries of the past we can gain insight into via the maps!
@719angler
@719angler 3 жыл бұрын
I’m dead at how awkward Theo was with Riley this whole episode 🤣🤣
@davidpeltier7322
@davidpeltier7322 3 жыл бұрын
Riley is a man of many words. Most of them, one syllable.
@onementality9781
@onementality9781 3 жыл бұрын
Im Crying laughing at this guy. Alex Jones impersonation was on point 👌
@JoaquinLucero22420
@JoaquinLucero22420 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly don’t think Riley mao understands just how lucky he is to be sitting in the same room and having a conversation with THEO VON, lucky ass
@DaLilVivi96
@DaLilVivi96 2 жыл бұрын
I love it when Theo turns into Rileys therapist lol in a sweet way of course, checking up on him and his health, it's so lovely of him 🤣🥰💋💖
@TheLastSecretGarden
@TheLastSecretGarden 3 жыл бұрын
"I started out as a damn soft-shell crab; I'mma finish out as a turtle, baby. I'mma be toughened up." Damn, I totally appreciated that moment.
@benburgis7039
@benburgis7039 Жыл бұрын
So Riley just getting paid to chill with theo if he cant open the computer. love theos reaction. keep Riley around guy is great!
@SuperoirXvX
@SuperoirXvX 3 жыл бұрын
Man thanks Theo I needed this one working 20 hr. Shift in the oil field 1000 miles from family but I knew this would get me through the holiday. IM UPSTAIRS BOIII
@sixstringblues06
@sixstringblues06 2 жыл бұрын
"Them green peppers straight blowin winstons" haha that was too much for me to handle
@englishteacher2334
@englishteacher2334 3 жыл бұрын
I was listening whilst I was running my chores. Between the Alex Jones artificial houseplant scandal, Riley not knowing anything at all and the magician abuse recovered memories/ molestation therapy doll that wears a top hat, I nearly swerved off the damn autobahn. Best episode ever.
@desmonetizados5434
@desmonetizados5434 2 жыл бұрын
LOL "btw you have the password for the computer" 42 minutes before the podcast starts*
@alexgomezkolar2097
@alexgomezkolar2097 3 жыл бұрын
I love your strong heart of a lesbian, Theo. So proud of you. Two requests; 1. Could you do a podcast with the barefoot bandit, the 17 year old kid who stole 5 planes etc and was on the run from the police and was eventually convicted. He is out now and his probation is over and he has some good thoughts. I feel like you guys would really get along. His name is Colton Harris Moore and he is in his late 20s now I think. 2. Could you comment what the heck is happening with D’elia? Have you talked to him much since he came back out? Why is he getting the awful looking tattoos? I’m his former fan, somehow I can’t get back into him, maybe he seems disingenuous or something. Would you have him on your pod? 3. Do you even read the comments anymore? I’ve been so proud of you, listening to many of your old podcasts. Many of them have zero dislikes. I love your fans!!
@Sixsoul
@Sixsoul 3 жыл бұрын
Those last 15 minutes got that heartstring hitter outta no where. Gang
@conservat1vepatr1ot
@conservat1vepatr1ot 3 жыл бұрын
42:27 Holy shit this moment was absolutely hilarious. Theo being frustrated (for a perfectly good reason) and still managing to be funny and loving, kicks ass.
@Hellowakeup
@Hellowakeup 8 ай бұрын
He literally welcomed Asians to Thanksgiving… 😂
@pbueno
@pbueno 3 жыл бұрын
It was nice seeing Riley have a couple emotions
@everythingisawesome76
@everythingisawesome76 3 жыл бұрын
I can't tell how much of this comedy is off the cuff. Theo is fuckin hilarious.
@jeremylancellotti
@jeremylancellotti 3 жыл бұрын
The most awkward interactions between Theo and Riley, Fucking hilarious…
@SuperSladjo
@SuperSladjo 2 жыл бұрын
I fucking died when Riley asked for the password
@jakesmall3454
@jakesmall3454 3 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to the last caller. Keepin pushing bro. Onward!!!
@rafaelrondon8567
@rafaelrondon8567 3 жыл бұрын
33:16 Riley Mao over there smiling, rare to see him having a feeling. 💀💀💀
@salt8661
@salt8661 2 жыл бұрын
Sending up some prayers for that last caller and everyone that needs a hug right now❤️‍🔥🌱🦋🌱💫
@dalekay9ine
@dalekay9ine 2 жыл бұрын
Theo got real as fuck w that last caller and I appreciate it. I wish he'd think about the fact that most people would be so damn happy and so grateful to be making over $100,000 a year talking to interesting people and telling jokes in different towns. Don't take that for granted Theo, you're in a lucky position to have a platform that reaches damn nearly 1 MILLION people. Onward. Gang gang baby.
@rachaelsanders3136
@rachaelsanders3136 2 жыл бұрын
“Sometimes I think my cup is a pitcher…” Thank you Theo. You always make me feel better 😘
@lisafanninghowe
@lisafanninghowe 2 жыл бұрын
And you get a little..
@podnuh
@podnuh 3 жыл бұрын
Riley “came to” when Theo asked about lo mein 😂😂
@alisterjohnson1003
@alisterjohnson1003 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best episodes I've heard you do. Theo, you're one of a kind!
@DublinsMaster
@DublinsMaster 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite part was the computer password part.🤣 how does The Tech Guy not have the computer password 🤣🤣GOLD!!!
@penelopespearhead868
@penelopespearhead868 3 жыл бұрын
And why didn't he get the computer turned on before the show started. He should know Theo would need him to look something up 😀
@mrvrose9999
@mrvrose9999 3 жыл бұрын
“Run it back, Fam! We out here!” Love you, Theo!
@carlzmossberg5438
@carlzmossberg5438 3 жыл бұрын
That call about needing a hug broke my heart. I hope that man's life starts looking up soon.
@cal7486
@cal7486 3 жыл бұрын
Theo got that non creepy step dad vibes
@savageguy25
@savageguy25 3 жыл бұрын
I mean maybe a little creepy, but unintentionally he just holds the hug a little too long. He don’t mean nothing by it.
@lazer7710
@lazer7710 3 жыл бұрын
@@savageguy25 then his hand accident swipes your butt and you question if it was intentional or not.
@savageguy25
@savageguy25 3 жыл бұрын
@@lazer7710 he’s just from a rough neighborhood and looking for weapons.
@lazer7710
@lazer7710 3 жыл бұрын
@@savageguy25 actually sounds like something he would do 😂. gotta squeeze a couple cheeks to make sure there's no switchblades
@victoriaarmstong322
@victoriaarmstong322 3 жыл бұрын
@@savageguy25 😂😂😂😂
@brettbryant7861
@brettbryant7861 3 жыл бұрын
to the man that sent that call in and let some tears out, thank you brother, and to Theo, thank you for your light in this world, gang gang
@shiddyangler
@shiddyangler 3 жыл бұрын
“Like a dream man? Can you look that up for me?” “Yeah….by the way do you have a password for the computer?” “What?? I d-don..You don’t have it??” I was in fucking tears. Riley Mao’s only contribution is occasionally looking stuff up and he isn’t even logged on the computer 😂
@-JustAnotherAndy-
@-JustAnotherAndy- 3 жыл бұрын
"That's God's sink up there, Maine." - Theo Being a Mainer, I love it when he talks about this state, so funny!
@erimartinez1120
@erimartinez1120 3 жыл бұрын
when that caller said "I'm downstairs" man I felt that. I know a couple us are lonely especially with the holidays coming up and family. I have y'all come up and have a better next year, were almost there
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