Theo’s fascination of Riley’s abstinence is the funniest shit ever 😂😂😂😂
@VILEPAINTS3 жыл бұрын
He’s waiting to harvest that virgin ejac and sell it for thousands on the black market to be used for traditional medicine 🤣🤣
@savageguy253 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it would be nice to go back to them easier days. Not have to chase ridding yourself of that pearlescent dragon.
@SixtyEightnOyouOne3 жыл бұрын
Unbustable Theo is the absolute King of the random wordplay. Gang Gang baby
@minddweller3 жыл бұрын
@@savageguy25 he definitely starts praying when he gets erect
@Helloimsatan6663 жыл бұрын
37 min in Theo asked would you date a dude? He hears no and his hopes of dating Riley flew out the window.
@hotspotteaco.16753 жыл бұрын
Riley is the ultimate anti cohost! Love to watch Theo spin gold out of it! So genuine an pure. I don't think there has ever been anything like it. Never change it. Riley is awesome!!
@megagene3 жыл бұрын
That little exchange between Riley and Theo about having the password for the computer was hilarious and wholesome.
@xdogefiles3 жыл бұрын
Riley is a national treasure who needs to be protected at all costs.
@RolandSpecialSauce3 жыл бұрын
@@xdogefiles no.. just no
@mikestruthers18913 жыл бұрын
@@RolandSpecialSauce right? What is this dude talkin about lmao
@VampireGranny3 жыл бұрын
TL;DR
@quill4443 жыл бұрын
Great support from Riley 41:53 who is demonstrably not just entirely inept, but also combines this trait with being completely and utterly incompetent as well. 🤷♂️ - j q t -
@jakesmall34543 жыл бұрын
Riley just sitting there looking at a blank screen on the computer for an hour and a half lmao
@joshchapman47533 жыл бұрын
If that ain’t autism I don’t know what is
@KZ_MMA-KZ3 жыл бұрын
@@joshchapman4753 his personality doesn't exist
@aaronzink99083 жыл бұрын
What does he even do lol
@brhat802 жыл бұрын
Someone hook up the caller from Baltimore with Riley!
@LaurenOliviArt Жыл бұрын
Theo could literally pick any of his fans to do Riley’s job and it would be a million times more productive lol
@hartlas3 жыл бұрын
"We're the type of people that get hit by trains and say run it back" "2 trainz" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MoGomez133 жыл бұрын
Theo: God loves us right? Riley: yea… Theo: Thats awesome man. That’s always the best answer…
@charleshoughton1003 жыл бұрын
Mr. Riley askin for the password for the computer half way through the show was absolute gold 🙏🙏🙏
@MacBaza3 жыл бұрын
@42:25 hahahahah it was AMAZING. I've worked with people like him. It's like, WHAT?!
@TheRecordButton3 жыл бұрын
And here I was thinking Riley's main job was to control the computers and gear, what the heck is Riley there for besides for his wit?!
@austinbrown24983 жыл бұрын
@@TheRecordButton he supposed to do everything Theo needs a Jamie. This guys lost
@joshpointoh3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRecordButton no, but really...wth could he have been doing for 45 minutes
@fishintheboot3183 жыл бұрын
I'm crying lmaooooo that shit was amazing
@mrmxyzptlk89063 жыл бұрын
“You could cry into a women and it would give her twins” You never cease to crack me up Theo😂
@TaraLynnElizabeth3 жыл бұрын
I was looking to find this re quoted!! Thanks for writing it for me!
@adinamazzucco2 жыл бұрын
I liked that too
@1990Co3 жыл бұрын
Dude Riley not knowing the password to the computer is so hilarious it's unreal
@Hspookyy3 жыл бұрын
Unbustable RILEY
@JamesH-kn6bl3 жыл бұрын
that must have been staged theres no way
@SPWILLY3 жыл бұрын
Riley whispering when he asked tho hahaha
@lorddarkon46332 жыл бұрын
Theo's pork addiction strong so he gotta keep people out lol
@Serious_Goose18213 жыл бұрын
“Do you know the password to the computer?” “YOU DON’T HAVE IT?!” Made me laugh out loud so hard.
@sk8legendz3 жыл бұрын
"I struggle with, hell everything" 🤣🤣💯 felt that
@alpakka19203 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah! Such a small phrase but rings true.
@matrix22973 жыл бұрын
1:24:00 Riley sitting deadpan while Theo jams out is fucking gold
@con4483 жыл бұрын
Why is it the funniest thing
@melissad52077Ай бұрын
I agree! Could Theo have found a dryer wingman? 😂
@Jackie-lg4ttАй бұрын
@@melissad52077I think it was all by accident.
@clairvoyant_af8 күн бұрын
The best duo 😂
@kickass69616 күн бұрын
I do I do Haha Riley's a robot😂
@rikudan58763 жыл бұрын
You should honestly have a radio station when GTA6 comes out, lol.
@dat_sauce_tho21943 жыл бұрын
Genius fucking idea.....they have so much content it could be 24/7 and not hear the same one twice for at least like 3 months
@blake2193 жыл бұрын
Only get the reception north of the map Blaine county style
@TheRecordButton3 жыл бұрын
A radio station, nah man he should be the main boss for a mission where you gotta chase Theo riding a hover craft through the swamp while yelling southern isms out the window. And by hover craft I mean a fanboat
@tcorbitt1013 жыл бұрын
I'd switch it'd over to it everytime then
@DarkLinkAD3 жыл бұрын
In GTA 3, you could listen to Opey and Anthony IIRC, could also drag and drop mp3s into an install folder for a custom radio station
@WelfareAllstar3 жыл бұрын
That last phone call almost had me tear up man. You can only imagine the amount of strength it takes for that person to come out and say what they said to millions of viewers. Imagine what is really happening on his end. You're loved man.
@K31R6163 жыл бұрын
To the caller who's step-mom has been diagnosed stage-4 inoperable... You're exhausted, bro. You're working full-time and taking classes at night. What time and/or energy is left for your family or yourself? Change something up, man; Reduce your shifts, put the schooling on hold, something, if you have to.. You're making such a noble sacrifice, and it doesn't sound as though that you're being recognized for that...by even yourself. You're tired making this call, you're tired and these feelings and perceptions are creeping out of you. Doubt, fear, and more doubt; When we're exhausted, we don't have the energy to keep our composure, we begin to break down. BUT! You _are_ doing well. You're doing _really_ well!!! With the levels of what you're contending with and the clarity you have to even make this call and be open... oh God Bless you, Sir. God Bless you and all of yours. Keep going strong. Hug your wife and children deeply, all at once! Cry, laugh, and get some good god-damn rest! I don't know you, but I love you. If you were my father, I'd be so damn proud.
@andrewimhoff52673 жыл бұрын
Damn. Nailed it man. Hope he sees this.
@rcolorado23643 жыл бұрын
Thanks for saying this it hits.
@garymccane64283 жыл бұрын
Gang
@timmorrell98283 жыл бұрын
Damn man wise words I hope this reaches him
@larrybrown17893 жыл бұрын
Amen 🙏 PTL it couldn’t have been said more perfectly
@alvaro23263 жыл бұрын
"You could cry into a woman and she'd have twins" LOL
@Kenpachi_White7073 жыл бұрын
"A mime is just a clown that got his associates" - Theo Von 2021
@williamdiaz72583 жыл бұрын
To the caller that has a sick mother in law. We have a family member in the hospital right now . And it's tough on the relationship with the wife and just all around. Thank you for making the call for both of us you are a strong man . Be good to yourself gang gang and onward 💯
@michaelhendrix823 жыл бұрын
I got hit by a train “that’s that industrial alarm clock” lmaooo
@K31R6163 жыл бұрын
Woke his ass *UP,* baby!
@onementality97813 жыл бұрын
Run it BACK BABY!
@1000Bats3 жыл бұрын
"With your BIG DIRTY MACHINE!!"
@taylorb73933 жыл бұрын
I hope Riley stays around, Theo's interactions with him are pure gold.
@Lissssssah113 жыл бұрын
Agree He is so vanilla but balances out the vibe nicely, I hope he stays
@DannyArevalo13 жыл бұрын
He said it wasn’t working out in the past but he brought him back. He might be on the pod every now and then as a treat.
@savageguy253 жыл бұрын
Theo going to propose just so Riley’s eyes can stop floating
@KZ_MMA-KZ3 жыл бұрын
The kid has the personality of a piece of cardboard, he's the worst
@KZ_MMA-KZ3 жыл бұрын
He offers absolutely nothing to the podcast
@WeAreFlawed3 жыл бұрын
To everybody giving this video a thumbs down you need a little bit of the Lord's vinaigrette on your salad
@alexgomezkolar20973 жыл бұрын
Like lava?
@RichardCookerly3 жыл бұрын
Gang
@LaPlasita473 жыл бұрын
gang gang
@clinchleatherwood10123 жыл бұрын
I'm an 43 year old single man and I'm thankful for you as well, bruh. You bring joy and laughter into my life and I love you for it. Gang gang!
@FartCakes3 жыл бұрын
Was this supposed to be you shooting your shot at Theo, bruh? That's crazy. "Ayo bruh, I'm single. Gang gang" That's some dark arts.
@clinchleatherwood10123 жыл бұрын
@@FartCakes Haha! I don't spray out on men, you know? Men don't make my wiener loiter around my waist band, bruh. Gang Gang!
@CezaMVO3 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican I can confirm that people wearing leather jackets to our restaurants is a problem that had been plaguing our community for a while, I'm glad theo is speaking on this issue. El Rey Raton! 🇲🇽
@hectorduran59783 жыл бұрын
Years of abuse
@richardherrera1223 жыл бұрын
Can u explain I'm latino but don't understand why it's a problem I like leather jackets myself..
@thatoneaquarius88073 жыл бұрын
@@hectorduran5978 foos gone wild..😂 🐍 🐍 🐍
@daveeonta95673 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏😂😂😂
@Curtis.Carpenter3 жыл бұрын
@@richardherrera122 its gotta be a joke were just not understanding cus i dont get it either 🤷 unless Ceza is saying people are literally wearing leather jackets indoors and its somehow problematic , that would be hilarious so its gotta be a joke 😆
@J.P.G.783 жыл бұрын
Theo's the type of guy to bring tattooed hamsters to the hospital to see the terminally ill, so they can hold that little piece of heaven just in case they go in the other direction
@dl73543 жыл бұрын
Riley not having the password sums up his and Theo's relationship. Happy Thanksgiving.
@MrTrevor05673 жыл бұрын
Riley’s calm unphased demeanor is such a hilarious contrast to Theo
@julieanne253 жыл бұрын
When Theo asks Riley why he'd rather be molested by a clown and Riley says "just look at them" 19:29 Theo's face 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭
@goldapfel3992 жыл бұрын
that shit cracked me up bruhhh this moment was upstair
@lizl2432 Жыл бұрын
Riley not knowing the password to the computer is gold. What has he been doing the whole 42 minutes 😅
@Hawke.The.Talontless3 жыл бұрын
I feel for the guy crying rn. He's making me cry. I'm going through some shit too and turn to my favorite podcasts for relief. Much love brother
@JoBlakeLisbon Жыл бұрын
This is the absolute shit men go through in America. The guy is busting his ass, working hard, caring for his mum, his kids, going to grad school and he's blaming himself for not being a 'good husband'. Why isn't his wife supporting him is my question? These women are really good at pointing out there needs, not so great at realising the men who keep roofs over their heads also have needs.
@TheLastSecretGarden3 жыл бұрын
Hey brother @1:15:10 as someone currently going through extreme grief and PTSD after losing both of my younger brothers to fentanyl this year, I'd like to pass along just one piece of advice to you: Please do not apologize for crying. I have spent the whole year apologizing for crying in front of my friends, loved ones, and therapist. One day, my therapist thought to point it out to me. She said that when I apologize for crying over my situation, it's like I am apologizing for being human. It's like I am apologizing for sharing the reality of the situation I'm in. The reality is: it's fucking horrible, it's the actual worst thing ever in the whole world, and it's something you not only should cry about, you HAVE to cry about. And sadly, we can't spare our friends and loved ones the reality of how sad it is. It's so fucking sad. There is nothing you can say or do to diminish how sad it is. You NEED to cry. I promise you that no one - especially not me, no Theo, or anyone else listening to this podcast, feels awkward or weird about you crying. We feel thankful that you are getting it out of your system. We feel thankful to know that you too are human. I will never ever ever apologize for crying about the stuff that hurts ever again. I am human, and it really hurts, and the tears are the truth, and the truth needs to be shared, and the last thing I need is to feel bad about it. Wishing you all the best, brother.
@DOP36ICK3 жыл бұрын
God Bless you Fam. I can relate to everything you said.
@kodakode11543 жыл бұрын
many prayers for you and your family.
@alpakka19203 жыл бұрын
You are 100% right my man, like you said, you NEED to cry. Before we are men, we are human and humans feel therefore in my opinion, crying or allowing yourself to cry in front of people is one of the most courageous things someone can do. I feel for your loss. I lost my dad and my bro in law died this year from a horrible autoimmune disease and whilst I wish I could cry and release it, it’s made me numb almost because it’s just too painful. Anyways thanks for sharing and hope you heal over time but never ever suppress your emotions!!
@joshchapman47533 жыл бұрын
@bluedotgreendotscott her name is Kimberley
@J.P.G.783 жыл бұрын
@@joshchapman4753 keep it gender fluid lil daddy.. onward
@rachelhouse93863 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving to Theo and all of us watching him! I’m so thankful that I discovered this podcast earlier this year. I’ve had so many laughs during the hard times… so thankful.
@daregulator833 жыл бұрын
I was downstairs before I started this episode and I’m definitely UPSTAIRS now! Thank you Rat King
@OurBlackFriend3 жыл бұрын
"He's a hundred percent off life" Lol God damn Theo coming in strong as usual.
@john-doe4503 жыл бұрын
" you gotta live stream when you live stream" Hahahah
@Meeessh3 жыл бұрын
Guy, I was wheezing. 😂😭😂
@MagdalenaKatarzyna3 жыл бұрын
Personal favorite quote of the day: “Life is a salad baby and the LORD is my vinaigrette, son.” - Theodor von 🧠
@1515asdfghjkl3 жыл бұрын
When Riley said can I have the password I busted out laughing! You can't make that stuff up
@cj32pull23 жыл бұрын
Imagine a thanksgiving with Riley 😂 Theo: What are you thankful for ? Riley: I’ll tell you what I’m not thankful for
@user-zb6lg1xj3k3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but Riley not having the password may be the best segment of this eposode
@carolt4033 жыл бұрын
I know I’m thankful for Theo! He puts a smile on my face everyday! I recently discovered him and I’m like a damn kid in the candy store absorbing all things Theo! I’ve been going through a lot in the past two years, we have to keep pushing through! I love when Theo has those deep thoughts and throws in something hilarious and I love it! Thank you 😊! I hope everyone has an amazing thanksgiving!
@cazmars53603 жыл бұрын
@WilliamWonka3 жыл бұрын
Theo, thanks for the upload. I’m on day 7 without alcohol after two very dark years and your content has really helped. Gang
@addisonstanley85833 жыл бұрын
Keep it goin brotha I’m rootin for yuh
@savageguy253 жыл бұрын
Keep it up, just keep focusing on the good!
@WelfareAllstar3 жыл бұрын
Bro I'm literally on day 7 too! Keep it up
@joelm66313 жыл бұрын
Hang in there!
@amandabaehman51513 жыл бұрын
congrats to you!!!!!!! that’s huge! gang gang
@RyanMOchoa3 жыл бұрын
"The ghosts inside us turn into water and come out our face" is so fucking metal man.
@nestab27623 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving to Theo and everyone watching gang! 🦃
@cassidyfraser6407 Жыл бұрын
Theos and Rileys personalities together are hilarious
@coreyhopkins49603 жыл бұрын
“It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.”
@TheOnlyJuann3 жыл бұрын
Damn the end of this episode hit right in the FEELS. Theo is one of a kind.
@CezaMVO3 жыл бұрын
"Riley Mau smiling over there....rare of him...to show a feeling" their dynamic is my favorite. It's like whoever was in charge of hiring riley, knew he would be someone that Theo hasn't encountered.
@Leries03 жыл бұрын
33:10 "Riley man over there smiling. Rare to see him have a ... feeling" 😆
@jack86593 жыл бұрын
Theo is an international treasure.
@savageguy253 жыл бұрын
When the aliens make contact I vote that Theo represents us.
@AudibleVisibIe3 жыл бұрын
Man that last call hit me pretty hard. I've been in a similar situation where I was down, in a bad spot in life, and found joy in Theos videos. I watched his "why I got sober" video 2 days in a row a couple years back when I was first getting clean myself. Gang gang baby, onward
@shayc46293 жыл бұрын
Oh my God...I have never wanted to hug someone so bad!!! Please God, bless that caller! 🙏 ♥️
@_nosocial3 жыл бұрын
43:00 min…”by the way, do you have the password for this computer?” lmao 😂😂
@kameronerdman58703 жыл бұрын
Theo is absolutely on fire this episode
@zacharyharris4383 жыл бұрын
"Some lady that's really in like a food contest or nothin' like that." Hahahahahah
@AuthenticMetamorphisis3 жыл бұрын
I’m in Canada, we already had our thanksgiving but gotta say I’m damn thankful for this podcast and for Theo. Needed this today. Gang gang
@savageguy253 жыл бұрын
Let’s go America’s hat!
@AuthenticMetamorphisis3 жыл бұрын
@@savageguy25 lil apartment for ur head, let’s go gang gang
@savageguy253 жыл бұрын
@@AuthenticMetamorphisis How was that Thanksgiving Seal? Everyone just thankful they aren’t Québécois, gang gang
@AuthenticMetamorphisis3 жыл бұрын
@@savageguy25 I’m from Ontario daddy, not much better but we got one of those pots where u deep fry the turkey. Weed is legal, so me and cuz went for a walk, made her laugh her ass off when I was eating that leg medieval times style
@savageguy253 жыл бұрын
@@AuthenticMetamorphisis my peoples from Alberta, only the S&P on that Berta Beef. Gotta give that turkey them nocturnal cajun butter injections before you fry it. Guaranteed to make you bust in your pants, twice on the devils lettuce.
@joelm66313 жыл бұрын
Yo! TO THE CALLER at the end... Hang in there Bro... We love u Boss and we with u in spirit. Long distance hug bro...Gang.
@omgrebekie23273 жыл бұрын
1:24:20 the realest Theo I’ve seen in a while. I watched the last 2-3 minutes of this episode over and over because I’m so thankful for you man!
@jinks908 Жыл бұрын
This is one of Theo's best episodes. And I have been through an embarrassing amount of them. Gang baby.
@EpicLonelyRussian3 жыл бұрын
Honestly couldn’t help but tear up my damn self when shine came on
@vicrodriguez67603 жыл бұрын
I did too!!
@alivecityband2 жыл бұрын
“You could cry into a woman and she’d have twins” - gang gang bb
@maxxgodfrey3 жыл бұрын
I almost crashed my car laughing that hard when Riley ask if Theo had the password..😂🤣😂
@austinmanuel5003 жыл бұрын
Theo was FIRED UP!!!!!!! During this ep that fire is contagious, thanks for the heat boiiiiiii
@rcolorado23643 жыл бұрын
Hearing that guy talk about his mother-in-law is tough. I'm in Grad school and working full-time with kids and my brother-in-law passed from an Ambien induced suicide it's so heavy, felling my husband and my sister-in-law and their loss. The empathy is so heavy.
@DanielleMunoz363 жыл бұрын
Wow - that’s awful. I’m so sorry to hear about your loss. Stay strong. Prayers for you and your fam. Good luck with grad school. Gang
@nickedward79913 жыл бұрын
Theo and Riley interactions are hilarious
@sylyjoly3 жыл бұрын
What is Riley's role on the show?
@Mageblood3 жыл бұрын
Syl JoLy he’s like Joe Rogan’s Jamie
@Mageblood3 жыл бұрын
Syl JoLy except he can’t pull it up
@sylyjoly3 жыл бұрын
@@Mageblood that boy aint pullin' nothing. God bless him though.
@robertdeblois2883 жыл бұрын
You've inspired me to quite drinking I'm going on my third day no binging... I've struggled with substance abuse and alcoholism for the past 15 years and I've never felt the desire to stop up until a few days ago... I attended my first meeting i was scared to go but I did it... I just want to say thank you theo and keep doing your thing brotha...
@shadjuice3 жыл бұрын
Keep it up brother👍
@jonadams55473 жыл бұрын
👍🏻
@Wlabalalooosaa Жыл бұрын
I don’t even comment on stuff but Riley must be protected at all cost, he’s too pure for this ugly world. If anyone hurts him, we ride at dawn
@mandel123 жыл бұрын
The unbustable Riley, livin' life without the password.
@BJMTM13 жыл бұрын
Theo dropping a nice hitter for us
@johnlenz4203 жыл бұрын
i thought my vids of rare and ancient maps were blowing up, theo out here with an elevator straight to the TOP. FLOOOR.
@BJMTM13 жыл бұрын
@@johnlenz420 ancient maps hell ya brother thank the lord gang gang
@rcolorado23643 жыл бұрын
@@johnlenz420 I'm into that shit, cartography that is, subscribed.
@johnlenz4203 жыл бұрын
@@rcolorado2364 thanks dude! lots mysteries of the past we can gain insight into via the maps!
@719angler3 жыл бұрын
I’m dead at how awkward Theo was with Riley this whole episode 🤣🤣
@davidpeltier73223 жыл бұрын
Riley is a man of many words. Most of them, one syllable.
@onementality97813 жыл бұрын
Im Crying laughing at this guy. Alex Jones impersonation was on point 👌
@JoaquinLucero224203 жыл бұрын
I honestly don’t think Riley mao understands just how lucky he is to be sitting in the same room and having a conversation with THEO VON, lucky ass
@DaLilVivi962 жыл бұрын
I love it when Theo turns into Rileys therapist lol in a sweet way of course, checking up on him and his health, it's so lovely of him 🤣🥰💋💖
@TheLastSecretGarden3 жыл бұрын
"I started out as a damn soft-shell crab; I'mma finish out as a turtle, baby. I'mma be toughened up." Damn, I totally appreciated that moment.
@benburgis7039 Жыл бұрын
So Riley just getting paid to chill with theo if he cant open the computer. love theos reaction. keep Riley around guy is great!
@SuperoirXvX3 жыл бұрын
Man thanks Theo I needed this one working 20 hr. Shift in the oil field 1000 miles from family but I knew this would get me through the holiday. IM UPSTAIRS BOIII
@sixstringblues062 жыл бұрын
"Them green peppers straight blowin winstons" haha that was too much for me to handle
@englishteacher23343 жыл бұрын
I was listening whilst I was running my chores. Between the Alex Jones artificial houseplant scandal, Riley not knowing anything at all and the magician abuse recovered memories/ molestation therapy doll that wears a top hat, I nearly swerved off the damn autobahn. Best episode ever.
@desmonetizados54342 жыл бұрын
LOL "btw you have the password for the computer" 42 minutes before the podcast starts*
@alexgomezkolar20973 жыл бұрын
I love your strong heart of a lesbian, Theo. So proud of you. Two requests; 1. Could you do a podcast with the barefoot bandit, the 17 year old kid who stole 5 planes etc and was on the run from the police and was eventually convicted. He is out now and his probation is over and he has some good thoughts. I feel like you guys would really get along. His name is Colton Harris Moore and he is in his late 20s now I think. 2. Could you comment what the heck is happening with D’elia? Have you talked to him much since he came back out? Why is he getting the awful looking tattoos? I’m his former fan, somehow I can’t get back into him, maybe he seems disingenuous or something. Would you have him on your pod? 3. Do you even read the comments anymore? I’ve been so proud of you, listening to many of your old podcasts. Many of them have zero dislikes. I love your fans!!
@Sixsoul3 жыл бұрын
Those last 15 minutes got that heartstring hitter outta no where. Gang
@conservat1vepatr1ot3 жыл бұрын
42:27 Holy shit this moment was absolutely hilarious. Theo being frustrated (for a perfectly good reason) and still managing to be funny and loving, kicks ass.
@Hellowakeup8 ай бұрын
He literally welcomed Asians to Thanksgiving… 😂
@pbueno3 жыл бұрын
It was nice seeing Riley have a couple emotions
@everythingisawesome763 жыл бұрын
I can't tell how much of this comedy is off the cuff. Theo is fuckin hilarious.
@jeremylancellotti3 жыл бұрын
The most awkward interactions between Theo and Riley, Fucking hilarious…
@SuperSladjo2 жыл бұрын
I fucking died when Riley asked for the password
@jakesmall34543 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to the last caller. Keepin pushing bro. Onward!!!
@rafaelrondon85673 жыл бұрын
33:16 Riley Mao over there smiling, rare to see him having a feeling. 💀💀💀
@salt86612 жыл бұрын
Sending up some prayers for that last caller and everyone that needs a hug right now❤️🔥🌱🦋🌱💫
@dalekay9ine2 жыл бұрын
Theo got real as fuck w that last caller and I appreciate it. I wish he'd think about the fact that most people would be so damn happy and so grateful to be making over $100,000 a year talking to interesting people and telling jokes in different towns. Don't take that for granted Theo, you're in a lucky position to have a platform that reaches damn nearly 1 MILLION people. Onward. Gang gang baby.
@rachaelsanders31362 жыл бұрын
“Sometimes I think my cup is a pitcher…” Thank you Theo. You always make me feel better 😘
@lisafanninghowe2 жыл бұрын
And you get a little..
@podnuh3 жыл бұрын
Riley “came to” when Theo asked about lo mein 😂😂
@alisterjohnson10033 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best episodes I've heard you do. Theo, you're one of a kind!
@DublinsMaster3 жыл бұрын
My favourite part was the computer password part.🤣 how does The Tech Guy not have the computer password 🤣🤣GOLD!!!
@penelopespearhead8683 жыл бұрын
And why didn't he get the computer turned on before the show started. He should know Theo would need him to look something up 😀
@mrvrose99993 жыл бұрын
“Run it back, Fam! We out here!” Love you, Theo!
@carlzmossberg54383 жыл бұрын
That call about needing a hug broke my heart. I hope that man's life starts looking up soon.
@cal74863 жыл бұрын
Theo got that non creepy step dad vibes
@savageguy253 жыл бұрын
I mean maybe a little creepy, but unintentionally he just holds the hug a little too long. He don’t mean nothing by it.
@lazer77103 жыл бұрын
@@savageguy25 then his hand accident swipes your butt and you question if it was intentional or not.
@savageguy253 жыл бұрын
@@lazer7710 he’s just from a rough neighborhood and looking for weapons.
@lazer77103 жыл бұрын
@@savageguy25 actually sounds like something he would do 😂. gotta squeeze a couple cheeks to make sure there's no switchblades
@victoriaarmstong3223 жыл бұрын
@@savageguy25 😂😂😂😂
@brettbryant78613 жыл бұрын
to the man that sent that call in and let some tears out, thank you brother, and to Theo, thank you for your light in this world, gang gang
@shiddyangler3 жыл бұрын
“Like a dream man? Can you look that up for me?” “Yeah….by the way do you have a password for the computer?” “What?? I d-don..You don’t have it??” I was in fucking tears. Riley Mao’s only contribution is occasionally looking stuff up and he isn’t even logged on the computer 😂
@-JustAnotherAndy-3 жыл бұрын
"That's God's sink up there, Maine." - Theo Being a Mainer, I love it when he talks about this state, so funny!
@erimartinez11203 жыл бұрын
when that caller said "I'm downstairs" man I felt that. I know a couple us are lonely especially with the holidays coming up and family. I have y'all come up and have a better next year, were almost there