Human statue: 2 businessmen - Malaga Center, Spain

Amazing Street Performer Living Statue (Human statue) businessmen. Video made in the city center of Malaga, Andalucía, Spain.

[@siriphone]

- What do you do for a living? - I'm a businessman!

[@paolodinorscio8872]

😂

[@Sohailali1]

A traveling business man stuck in time. You'll know it when you see it.

[@panda4247]

Well, he has a suit, a business card, and makes money from it... what more would anyone expect? :D

[@1cosmicdebris]

You're not wrong!!

[@RetardEd001]

They look sleek, also its a clever idea that they give business cards when someone gives a donation, they don't just thank the person but also advertises themselves, also it's quite immersive, in thanking people they never break character.

[@wientz]

Great comment but you should change your handle

[@velvet3302]

cry about it

[@araubaze]

Even the person filming cannot stand still without moving.

[@chumblesthecheese8580]

Just a couple of honest businessmen, making a decent living.

[@dorothypittmon3072]

It’s amazing how they can stand there for so long. Body stiff as a board wow 😯👍🏾

[@sanjaytha309]

Absolutely

[@mikewhocheeseharry5292]

Viagra

[@eufrosniad994]

It’s bad for your joints though. If they do this daily, could lead to some serious problems later.

[@user-lv5nx7wo8x]

​@@eufrosniad994работать вообще вредно😅

[@junzytech5450]

They have metal rods in their legs to help them stabilise

[@Sam_A_Sam]

Respect to people earning their living. They look so classy though, maybe that's part of what makes me respect them.😄

[@andyramirez5436]

I have a real job, I think this is ridiculous and stupid.

[@aoitenshi1]

​@@andyramirez5436 It's much, much better than the beggar that opened the door to the convenience store just to beg for money. What's the difference between the beggar and these two people? The beggar that I saw had no walking canes or wheelchairs, she had functional eyes to see me, she had functional hands to open the door. But she chose to be a mild inconvenience just to beg for money. Meanwhile these two are there as street entertainers, making people feel entertained enough to give them performance fees. The road is big enough for people to pass, so they're not even blocking anything (and they can move away at anytime with so little luggage).

[@thundasc]

@@andyramirez5436 Could a robot be programed to do your job?

[@NailHeavenAshford]

‘Real job’? A real job is up to the individual’s interpretation. Does a cleaner have a ‘real job’ to you? A waitress? A toilet attendant? These people are often accused of not having a real job and treated badly. I started off at 33 as a toilet cleaner and rose to a management position. I then became self employed and retired in the sun age 55. To many a ‘real job’ is seen as one that earns high money, needs exam grades. Maybe these two have a ‘real job’ that is better than yours? They were handing out business cards so maybe they have an act that they perform at functions. Maybe they, being dressed as businessmen, have an employment agency or similar. Life is not a competition, concentrate on your journey and treat others well as you may pass them on your way down.

[@FiveDORRA]

Why are KZbin commenters obsessed with respect? They mention it in every single video,

[@peteryyz43]

Their business appears to be at a standstill.

[@Nik-dk9is]

Underrated comment

[@ruzzofficial]

Amazing... Very nice businessman living statue....like it..

[@mgr001]

what are they handing out?

[@hui975]

I was wondering the same

[@Casey420]

Homie in the brown really chose to stand in the most uncomfortable way

[@rage8673]

Now that's a cool skill, the skill of patience and physical durability and muscle stamina to hold on for hours.

[@carminhaleonel7350]

Sao lindos! Deus abençoe sempre nas suas artes maravilhosas!!!❤❤❤❤

[@ronyozamoto2216]

My yoga teacher once said "In stillness there is movement"

[@perfidiousalbion9975]

Woaahh u just fucked me up with that one🤯

[@Silkytoaster]

I love how the clothes are frozen in movement

[@quivi.r.r9147]

2 Estatuas vivientes magníficas.👏👏👏👏👏

[@lizzbien4446]

Nobody going to talk about the girl near the start in the white top? She liked that man in the brown suit. Blatant. ❤️

[@batmanforever0]

Respect. Nothin else.

[@blancalunavillalta1138]

Bellisimos Dios los cuide y los proteja como me gustaría que vinieran a EL Salvador

[@charleswiltshire21]

Man in Brown is more difficult pose, but in Black is more fancy

[@lourdesajramos6774]

They're good. Appreciated.

[@achrafelbaouchi683]

🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦❤🖤🖤

[@apontutul]

Their Muscles have memorised very well

[@julioperez5629]

cuando visitamos Málaga había un jugador de tenis 🎾 tendré qué volver magnífico performance 👍

[@chuleco3004]

Amazing

[@jcy089]

Pretty soon a lot more “businessmen” will actually be doing this full time thanks to Chat GPT 😂

[@Arch_Demon]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ps4games164]

😄

[@jomiddleton5666]

Happy to see two of you ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@WenggayVlog]

That's amazing I watch his KZbin

[@judasthepious1499]

their mom a few years back : are you just gonna stand there and do nothing? why don't you find a job that makes money!

[@paladro]

these are great

[@Live-Life-Freely]

If they make you stop and enjoy, you owe them something.

[@DenterNurbay]

Save the guy on the left from that second pose 😅 his left arm is gonna fall off.

[@user-uh3xh8yg2w]

What type of paper he provided

[@reibzaise5310]

What do you do for living : Statue

[@claralispector1233]

Bravíssimo

[@clintwestwood1895]

the strength and dedication are awesome here.

[@crescentfuze]

The guy on the left particularly is very impressive.

[@blacklight4720]

Damn... The pain endurance they have is impressive.

[@phieyl7105]

This is how gigachad walks

[@tymz-r-achangin]

Definitely werent any of my classmates in school who could never even sit still not to mention stand still ;o)

[@aroundandround]

The brown suit’s high flying tie.😅

[@cookingwithummeshakeel]

wow zaberdast

[@NotEpoch]

now that is a fun job

[@onaona.]

O,wow. Awesome 👏👏👏

[@jackfriend4u]

they're great! what a difficult pose to hold for any time. i'd definitely want to be the guy with the sunglasses so i could at least blink without breaking character in an obvious way.

[@Vekren]

Me gusto mucho. Ciao

[@robomrd]

Bravo statue street

[@user-fs8so8xs5w]

Молодцы! Браво!

[@Sahadi420]

What's the point of the business card??? "If you ever need to hire a statue....I'm your man."

[@ryanackley5242]

Right lmao I am super curious what those business cards say 😂

[@sclapsclap177]

This is very interesting

[@gilbertigabe7331]

This is work???. Wow. Big up to them.

[@brownlion2559]

I like that video

[@burningflag3679]

That looks uncomfortably impressive

[@alexc6324]

very good

[@GESPENST31]

Wie kann man so lange derartig starr stehen bleiben? Respekt!

[@Schniblogg]

Ich glaube das die eine Stange in der Hose haben

[@GESPENST31]

@@Schniblogg Stange in der Hose - soso... 😆😆😆😆😆🙈🙈

[@Schniblogg]

@@GESPENST31 und dann heißt es Männer denken zweideutig 😅

[@GESPENST31]

@@Schniblogg Frauen können das auch... 😉

[@Schniblogg]

@@GESPENST31 merk ich 😅

[@t-rex4211]

Do they do weddings and ba mitzvahs?

[@doriancoreyscloset421]

Im just watching like what will they do next, only to discover the video had stopped playing 😂

[@mike9512]

They're really taking the "get paid to do nothing" saying seriously.

[@Astaghfirullah-10]

How much money they are making ?

[@Spiderhip]

Father in Law: And what's your son doing for living? Dad: He is a famous businessman.

[@kaharinuhen6279]

Their chhanel name please

[@thechanneloffun3760]

😎😎 that was very slick 😎😎

[@ps4games164]

I would give coin to that performance. Everything seems flawless.

[@ChinCo1]

What do they give back to them?

[@demoth]

Business cards. They businessmen afterall

[@goenpkby3781]

Good From Pakistan,s first living statue artist

[@user-dw9iz4dg2t]

👏

[@jomiddleton4225]

Hi well done!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@sanjaytha309]

👌👌👌

[@utube1818]

Here's my card, professional statue available to come and "stand" I do birthday parties, corporate events etc.

[@ryanackley5242]

Lmao right I am super curious what those business cards say 😂

[@martamara9676]

Insane

[@saaki20yearsago57]

I like how their clothes are freezed-flowning

[@aroundandround]

Black suit is the intern still picking up more basic skills.

[@TaskSwitcherify]

What can possibly be on their business cards? "We do the most boring birthday parties"?

[@jomiddleton4225]

❤❤❤❤

[@zooch6498]

gives them the business card lol

[@mikewhocheeseharry5292]

What if the opened suitcases have fans that blow wind and it looks like their clothes and hair are fluttering in the wind.

[@surelywoo]

Not one, but two businessman statues competing side by side. It's like they are also depicting capitalism.

[@MrAnonymousme10]

Mom: hi son, how are you? Me: im fine mom, i have a job now. Mom: wow what kind of job do you have? Me: a business man. Mom: im so proud of you son.

[@r.fumador1146]

espero la vida les de fortuna

[@jacobpaint]

Id stand there slowely counting out my change and when one of them moved Id give whatever change i had counted out to the other one. They probably share it all anyway but the point serms to be how long they hold their pose.

[@muscax.Official]

el Ejecutivo ❤

[@user-oe6uj2qw9q]

日本にも来てほしい

[@juanechenique3797]

Oye que bien pide. Plata con traje

[@rafaelacosta1701]

We are hopeful that some if their time would be salvaged for some more productive enterprise..

[@NailHeavenAshford]

Why? Does it bother you? I’m sure they are productive enough. They were handing out business cards so they clearly have something that makes money. I really have no idea why people are bothered so much with what people they do not even know do with their time. They don’t have to fit in with your personal expectations.

[@user-wf2wi5wc2k]

If Tristan Tate is so rich - why is he doing this?

[@rhomai]

i dont quite get their business model

[@buzzin-hornet]

No wonder they're both late to work every day!

[@Allyourbase1990]

This would be a really fun job if u made enough to pay bills and make a living . Choose your hours , work anytime while traveling. Pretty sweet

[@aroundandround]

They mean business.

[@Law19157]

Retired military guards probably

[@elobservador8090]

Manolo: Venancio , pero que tipos mas brutos que no se dan cuenta que van a llegar tarde al trabajo Venancio: Joder Manolo pero que acaso no te das cuenta que estan hablando por telefono con sus jefes para decirles que van a llegar tarde

[@anonfourtyfive]

don't move, let the card on display close with a sign.. trust me, you'll get more. again, it probably give you some break sometimes to just scare them ;-) nice work of art.

[@booch2912]

Take their change and see how fast they move then

[@ramiropinzon8597]

BARBUCHAS AGRADABLES

[@friedchicken1]

Those two are soo gonna be late for their meetings

[@maureenm8462]

If they don't get any money they gonna b stuck like that😂

[@retreadfilms]

I saw the original in London years ago

[@cookingwithummeshakeel]

yes

[@mulyadisukindo2186]

👍👍✅✅❤️❤️

[@drekson23]

The greet is an excuse so that they can move again and rest. Their way of stop stopping.

[@y.o.2478]

why tho

[@tanwera]

Looks like they were able to not move for at least 30 seconds. Respect!

[@DrDrolly]

its a dance move^^

[@kallemetsahalme5701]

yea i once did that in a club for 6 hours. got lots of horny looks but i couldnt take 1 phone number because couldnt move