Humanity is Using The Stupidest Weapon I’ve Ever Seen (ALL PARTS)

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@dravenrogers7040 2 ай бұрын

How the hell did the story start with classic and overly egotistical aliens to a legit interesting story with an interesting villain

@MrSharks202 2 ай бұрын

Hey author here! I’m glad to hear you liked the villain! I spent quite a while trying to figure out how I wanted to continue the story for another two parts. I ended up settling on trying to flesh out Eclez and trying to make him a fun villain. Happy that landed well with some people.

@cosmicogun1908 2 ай бұрын

@@MrSharks202it’s really good

@epicgamertool 2 ай бұрын

@@MrSharks202well done

@richardhall6034 2 ай бұрын

What's going to happen to the little fella all one his own now

@MrSharks202 2 ай бұрын

@@richardhall6034 I'm not sure. In all honesty I might make him a sort of traveling muse between all of my HFY stories. I grew to like the fellas a lot.

@MrSharks202 2 ай бұрын

Hey all, author here! The much requested continuation of the original story! Thank you all for the support on the first, it was awesome to read. This one took a looooong time, and it was really fun. It’s the longest story I’ve ever put out, so I enjoyed trying to use different skills while making it. Hopefully my freshness to the length wasn’t too messy! Anyways, hope you all enjoy. Thanks again to the narrator and channel!

@Curtislow2 2 ай бұрын

While I can not disprove you wrote this, I do remember the first version. I also enjoyed the full version. Kudos on a good story. So much better the an AI generated one. THX.

@MrSharks202 2 ай бұрын

@@Curtislow2 Thanks, glad you enjoyed! You can go back to the original and see my comment there if you want some proof lol.

@Dingomush 2 ай бұрын

What a great story you have spun here. I’m absolutely delighted with the way this has played out. Cant wait for more……

@MrSharks202 2 ай бұрын

@@Dingomush Thank you!

@josephboustany4852 2 ай бұрын

@@MrSharks202 wonderful story Is there going to be a continuation? Because we still don't know what happened to the last stumpy alien that was given to Blackwell I ... grew attached to those two lol

@Mgidynasty 2 ай бұрын

“We are going to destroy and enslave you!” “How dare you do to us what we thought we’d do to you!” lol got to love those alien mentality lmao

@JP48988 2 ай бұрын

This guy does the best voices, the voice for James is this recurring, country accent that is just great.

@RamosLuis2550 2 ай бұрын

1:50 well it is a kinetic energy weapon, so yes but mostly no

@kasomoru6 2 ай бұрын

😆 🤣 😂

@Videos_of_Glory_man 2 ай бұрын

They mean literal energy, not propelled by an explosion

@devmmmdoesstuff6429 2 ай бұрын

@@Videos_of_Glory_man I mean, kinetic energy is literally energy.

@KillerBreeze420 2 ай бұрын

@@Videos_of_Glory_man A contro9lled explosiong that is turned into kenetic energy so yeah its an energy weapon but mostly no.

@casard5235 2 ай бұрын

Human is as Human does. Don't try to be us. A mighty story, bang-on narration and great supporting pictures. Hope you reach 2,000 likes. They're deserved. Thanks for this.

@fearlessleader889 2 ай бұрын

this guy is easily my favorite narrator. I want to see more of him.

@distracting_games 2 ай бұрын

We need more like this. So many of the stories are in parts, and it's nice to have them put together.

@kristomonieth 8 күн бұрын

there are a lot out there, like 2-9hrs long.... some are 19hrs lmao hard to keep track of though, like reading a book without a bookmarker lol

@brainfreezzzze6900 2 ай бұрын

Next, the bolter!

@killblade6 2 ай бұрын

"EAT BOLTGUN!" "FOR THE EMPEROR!"

@brainfreezzzze6900 2 ай бұрын

@@killblade6 "I WILL DIE A THOUSEND DEATHS BEFORE I YIELD."

@sawyerrichardson6077 2 ай бұрын

NO PITY! NO REMORSE! NO FEAR!

@roughneckmp 2 ай бұрын

VICTORUS AUT MORTIS!!!!!!

@lordofswarm538 2 ай бұрын

"I AM THE EMPEROR'S WILL MADE MANIFEST!!!"

@joelceda3500 2 ай бұрын

I keep hearing "ecclairs" (as in the edibles) as the name of the villain guy, and while it makes me giggle, it works perfectly to add some humour into the story as I imagine his arrogance to be that of a pastry chef. 😆

@DaVie-2 2 ай бұрын

Ngl, there should be a HFY about our games

@Piemur1 2 ай бұрын

The fact that there's this "simulation" called "Call of Duty" which trains millions in the art of fast paced combat with all forms of firearms to the point of mastery on ALL of them, and being so capable despite wielding the weapons when they're colored in bright silver, gold, platinum, blue, red, pink, covered in graffiti and art and stripes. Also while training with avatars that are often completely conspicuous. Or this "simulation" mode called a "Battle Royale" where they are trained to find and loot their firearms and it's always about being able to make the most with what they can find. And it's the strongest that survive to the end for the coveted trophy of "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner" or something like that. I understand it's some sort of foodstuff?

@Piemur1 2 ай бұрын

Or they could go the complete opposite direction with the factory "simulations" (Factorio, Satisfactory, Dyson Sphere Program, Shapez 2) with people trained for efficiency of creating a factory to automatically create such HUGE amounts of manufactured goods at HUGE throughputs. Or the creative open world simulations (Minecraft and the like). That architects are being trained with the simplicity of meter cubes being mined up from the ground and creating insane designs. Or the simulation simulations (Kerbal Space Program, Stationeers, Surviving Mars) that teaches the sciences of building rockets to go to space or surviving on a hostile environment. The management of a program to go to space or build a colony from scratch. All training programs for the masses with such an emphasis for high quality "training". ;)

@Crowbars357 Ай бұрын

The little Yoda-looking dude holding an AK cracks me up

@TheJadeFist 2 ай бұрын

Part 1, So if they wanted to just glass the planet as the guy said, they didn't have to land to do that. Just saying, coming down for a closer and more personal fight was an act of hubris.

@kristomonieth 8 күн бұрын

lol he sounds like Brad Pitt when speaking human... "at some time you're gonna take off that uniform....ain't ya?...see...?? now that I can't abide.... I'm gonna give you sumthin' you can't take off..." heheh

@wesleyward5901 2 ай бұрын

The only part of this story I don't get is the fascination with the AK47s or why they're on the battlefield. Not only is it not a weapon that'd be used however far into the future this is set, it's not even used now.

@TheRealAaronSmith 2 ай бұрын

Agreed for the most part. What's even weirder, is that we seem to have American humans, which is an even stranger condition to see AKs used. Unless the attack provoked a necessity for soldiers to bring their own weapons if possible, in which case, I could see SOME AKs being used. As far as ammunition logistics, it would make sense to have any AK users grouped together with each other.

@josephboustany4852 2 ай бұрын

@@TheRealAaronSmith many American companies make AK's At the end if the day if it can throw lead it can kill

@TheJadeFist 2 ай бұрын

Hey man, there's like 10's millions of those things floating around out there, and many countries manufacturer replicas of them, there's parts for them everywhere. And if it ain't broke don't fix it, it's simple, it works, it can be full of sand, water and mud and still probably fire. Basically half of planet uses them, I see no reason there wouldn't still be tons of them around hundreds of years from now. Sure there's better, but quantity and function, and available parts and ammo will means they're not going anywhere.

@recklesssquirel5962 2 ай бұрын

@@TheJadeFist It's already struggling to stay relevant on a modern battlefield with it's inherent lack of modularity, just trying to attach an optic to it in a decent way that doesn't have draw backs is already a chore, and that's with Russia dragging it kicking and screaming into modern times with various modernization programs. The average grunt using a magnified optic is already the norm for most NATO countries, something the AK is currently struggling to accommodate. OP is right to question the proliferation and use of Ak platform rifles an unspecified amount of centuries into the future. It's just very not plausible.

@recklesssquirel5962 2 ай бұрын

*forgot to also mention the use of attachments such as lasers for NV use.

@AttemptMade 2 ай бұрын

This story has some crazy chaotic good vibes. I’d drink woth hames any day.

@kennethwilson4316 2 ай бұрын

1:04:30 Was a sad moment in this story ... separation by death of the one twin ... separation from the other twins people for life.

@LeonTroutskiunplugged Ай бұрын

Thanks!

@yerghaizverot6441 Ай бұрын

Anyone else watch the Apollo the Grey Parrot videos? 2:34 All I can hear is Apollo..."METAL"

@PhoneyLoki 2 ай бұрын

All I can picture in my head when James talks is Sgt. Avery Johnson

@PikaEast 2 ай бұрын

The poor twins pika T_T

@Piemur1 2 ай бұрын

Description: "If this video gets 2,000 likes we may write a Part 2!" Me: Isn't this a compilation of 3 Parts already? Haha. So wouldn't it be a part 4? Or better yet...a part 2 of a 3-part so planning on going all the way up to part 6? ;)