Humans Accidentally Awaken an Alien Monster While Trying to Mine a Distant Planet

[@ikermccarter2909]

Bro won against his intrusive thoughts. Damn

[@SpoiledBadgerMilk]

This guy is the alpha of no nut November

[@on-line10]

cringe tf idiotic -_-

[@raven4k998]

learn from that bro master and win against your intrusive thoughts you also have the power🫵✊✊

[@ouki4925]

I guess humans should’ve sat down and talked with a Xenomorph to iron out all the misunderstandings

[@Sumirevins]

A bit difficult when they're bustling out of your chests and Tearing you with their claws. isn't it?

[@tendy6993]

@@Sumirevins 🤣

[@HueboMoment]

They weren’t a species that has much intelligence besides hunting. If it’s a species smarter than us I’m sure they’d at least hear us out before leveling us.

[@SpoiledBadgerMilk]

@@Sumirevins they do it with love

[@X774M]

​@@Sumirevins could tell them go to the intestines, and be small and shit yourself out

[@foxtubertv]

"Only 52 secs passed in earth" but they already say to lisa that her husband will not coming back? 😂😂

[@ZandarKoad]

Cold blooded.

[@flamindason1926]

he was there for a week before the team.

[@jaisummons2304]

Oh no your husband is dead 52 secs later. Her: I thought you died Him: Effing military did someone say that to get in your pants I bet you do that with everyone.

[@sefaa4089]

They probably calculated it. Like 3 seconds is too long for real time. He should’ve been back in 0.5 sec. For example…

[@milesaway3422]

Great catch. The rest of this was fantastic!

[@lobo80085]

I didn't watch the whole movie, just this recap. It seems like the Primordial Goo was already a perfect life form, but it lacked anything along the lines of "humanity." Like righteousness, compassion, love, cooperation, etc. All of the people that the Goo had contaminated were lacking in these traits, except for Witt. Once the Goo understood Witt's humanity, it was completed and able to recreate it, and spared them from death. If a lifeform doesn't exhibit these traits, it perishes. If it does have these traits, its life is spared and the Goo replicates its actions. It's almost like a divine instinct of justness, which is what "humanity" is, meaning the Goo ironically had it all along. Very cool.

[@mrtoestie2707]

You should watch it. I watched this review first and just passed it off as something not all too special. Watched the movie when I was bored one day... and I gotta say it actually was a pretty fun watch. I think it does it's genre justice. Made me feel a bit anxious and nervous and tense at times.

[@ShaggyTheClown17]

Seems like the goo was searching for the right person. If you want to get spiritual about it its more being humble in the face of everything else, humanity itself is flawed beyond repair which is the whole reason why humanity isn't eternal n needs to be repaired at a later date. For those who are capable of repenting and carrying the burdens of life with gladness, taking everything given while also eventually losing everything, to stay on point and end life with that capacity is what is promised to be saved. Faith.

[@shinluwa9933]

@@mrtoestie2707 what title?

[@mrtoestie2707]

​@@shinluwa9933 Infini

[@xhagast]

Wrong. Which is the most successful disease? The flora in your intestines. It helps you digest food. The faster a disease kills the LEAST successful it is. Righteousness is not necessary, just cooperation for mutual profit.

[@justinsullivan1285]

Wow, a sci Fi flick were everyone survives. What a novel idea.

[@GeorgeFloydsSobriety]

Unless you count every person who wasn't in the team. A lot of people didn't survive this film

[@alexanderwryn2112]

@@GeorgeFloydsSobrietythe ones that mattered did

[@thomas.parnell7365]

Unknown but seems that hive mind​ had just experienced sentience for the first time @jacusszewczyk6090

[@springbloom5940]

No one survived

[@VooXoo]

Technically everyone died and the entity only repaired and resurrected the freshest corpses, all the people in the outpost before them stayed ultra dead, even the last scientist that wanted to send the infection back on Earth.

[@wolfywoof405]

I didn't expect a good ending though 😂

[@OceanLily]

It’s not a good ending! The alien is still inside them, learning how humans human😂The idiots brought it back to Earth.

[@gameonln6077]

​@@OceanLily the aliens left them. 1)wit saw them before they left. 2)also why they passed the exam.

[@mrtoestie2707]

@@gameonln6077 I got the impression the goo kinda hashed a deal with the survivors. The end scenes when they all return imply they all still have the rage, and thus are still infected with the goo. Perhaps the goo is trying to become fully symbiotic or perhaps it's just using a much smarter method of using its hosts to spread before killing them off. edit: the scans passed on everyone, but the main character almost got detected, as if the goo just barely was able to alter itself enough to not be detectable.

[@gameonln6077]

@@mrtoestie2707 u say still have rage (but no rage was seen in the end).....they seemed normal (unless u watched the whole moive and is different than what the recap shiws) We literally see humanoid figures of the virus in the end (before they leave the area).......this proves that they didn't need human host forever just enough time to copy it Also in the mid part of the vedio the recap says "This parasite wants to be the alpha cell and can replicate any organic matter they infect so with enough time it could replicate a *whole human being*" ......this is when the hero was reading the science journal about the virus As for the scan part (alot of things can be said)....but a lot of moives make it malfunction first time to create drama (do keep in mind malfunction happens alot in real life this is why they tried again) bcz if the virus was there the result wouldn't change. Point is there is no strong prove the virus is still in them

[@mrtoestie2707]

@@gameonln6077 I did watch the movie. I like these recaps nut tbh this one was kinda off. For the ending at least. You might be able to find the full scenes here in youtube. As for the humanoid goo. I think they sort of adapted a bit more to humans to include their strengths, but still have their own drive to infect living beings and spread. The full ending scenes makes it clear that the survivors are still affected and are actively trying to avoid any sort of detection they came into contact with something. I mean they are going back home and have a full medical team willing to help them. I can see the survivors just not wanting to risk being quarantined or killed. But I think the fact all of the survivors very quickly agree not to let anyone know back on Earth is a clear sign that the infection is manipulating them, as oppose to even just a few of them actually wanting professional medical help and documentation of what they encountered. edit: i'd actually suggest you watch the full movie. I watched this recap first and thought I never would watch the movie cuz it didn't seem very special. But i did watch it and was pleasantly surprised.

[@onlinegametime]

I remember this was a crazy movie, it reminded me a mix between Doom + 28 weeks later.

[@minnarosenqvistmr]

Yeah!! It's why I really like this movie!!!

[@jymyrionwashington6849]

Yup true including Dead Space, and much more too.

[@hugh_jasso]

I love the Apex jump tech to get around long distance space travel. Cool idea

[@ArionNoble]

What isn't cool is that you essentially die each time and your copy is what goes on after a jump. It is like sending a fax of yourself.

[@hugh_jasso]

@@ArionNoble i know that's theoretically what happens IRL. But i was commenting about an "idea" in a "movie"

[@ArionNoble]

@@hugh_jasso No offense, but if a movie doesn't follow scientific fact, it will fail in the sci fi genre. They didn't deny this in the movie. They just didn't focus on it for the plot. Faxing yourself means you die. Period. We can all discuss this freely without you trying to deflect and pretend it isn't a factor.

[@chasekashino2215]

@@ArionNoble bro why you care so much about the real life implications when he just likes the idea and thinks it’s cool IN THE MOVIE

[@pieterdannaux8754]

​@@ArionNoble why u so butthurt abt someone finding something cool bro ☠️ u tweakin

[@Lorenzo-iu9hk]

“Yo Lisa, I think he’s dead” all within 52 seconds

[@MrLawalker]

18 minutes.

[@dewdew80]

Wit was one of the first two that got there before the team. The 52 seconds is for the team that went to find them.

[@viddump3333]

@@dewdew80 Well yeah but you dont pronounce someone dead if you send a team to find him lol

[@tabitha6055]

aww the parasite learned to love, how cute

[@Sjalabais]

That was a surprisingly decent storyline for a sci-fi flick like that. And I *love* DOS aesthetics of their screens.

[@SSJ3Vegito]

What a strangely wholesome ending.

[@RowdiesFan1]

Primordial Goo is just a gift from Khorne. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

[@jhl3653]

This way, Inquisitor. Yes, it's this commenter right here.

[@mikeschlau4501]

Movie Name: Infini

[@Okaski]

Hero.

[@nelsonmcnamara]

The world need more loves and understandings. This is fantastic. happy ending. and everyone is safe. We need more wholesome movies.

[@vvecna]

They brought parasite back to Earth.

[@monsesh1316]

@@vvecna That's fine, theyll be a part of something bigger then, connecting everyone's thoughts to be a Gestalt Consciousness. Plus they get stronger and can regenerate too!

[@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583]

​@@monsesh1316 make us whole again

[@VirgilCumming-iz3ro]

Learn to write.

[@itstysonpham]

So The Thing but with a slight hint of Doom but the alien parasite somehow understands human speech…

[@davidosagie2878]

Finally a scifi movie with a good ending THANK GOD

[@vvecna]

They brought parasite back to Earth.

[@brysonkuervers2570]

@@vvecnait stayed on the station lol

[@realretrorelapse]

​@vvecna what I gathered is that the parasite wasn't looking to infect everyone it could, but it was searching for an alpha personality to replicate. After realizing Wit is the alpha, it replicated him and sent them all back, as it had found what it was looking for. I could be wrong, but that is what I got from this recap.

[@kamenrider2887]

I liked it better when you told which things were in the movie and it's name.

[@eatThehomeless1]

Every time you jump you die and an exact clone with your memories replaces you. The clone believes it is you and no one ever knows that it’s not you, and that your consciousness died with the first jump.

[@dharmagirl5889]

Always the concern of teleportation!

[@blythethemad]

@@dharmagirl5889 I've been wondering if teleportation really does create a clone then should it really work as depicted? If it really does create a brand new body then shouldn't anyone "teleported" collapse on arrival? Its a brand new body that's never been used. Just a thought.

[@lizardprotector]

"Turns matter into a data signal and transmits it" Translation: You've been copied, the copy thinks it's you and so does everyone else but the real, original you was destroyed so there would only be one you, the copy. That means if you've ever "slipstreamed", you're dead.

[@ImperativeGames]

It's a matter of perspective.

[@MPeaches1958]

You can't just give physical form, to a data stream. Transporters, just as 3D printers, need materials to build with. Where does the matter come from to reassemble the transmitted data into a person?

[@bernarddelossantos8083]

perfect copy

[@ryanorionwotanson4568]

The soul is transfered to the copy ... It's still you 🙄, also, it's a movie , 🙄🙄

[@lizardprotector]

@@ryanorionwotanson4568No one in the movie said anything about a soul. And I know it's a movie; that's why I'm making a comment on youtube instead of calling the police.

[@Justdont693]

The dwarves mined too deep in Moria.

[@steadfast78]

Meanwhile, the mineral parasite became the next generation of “humans”, thus repeating the horrible cycle of humanity

[@nathanielgaskin9377]

It's strangely close to the Doom movie plot, where the virus transformed bad people into monster and good people into super soldiers.

[@14catsand1human]

Why did a pregnant woman go on that mission?

[@sethcordle2910]

because shes a independent woman or whatever fems say when they make dumbass decisions lol

[@catherineharris4746]

Because this society feels they must input a woman in every movie doing the same thing that men do, even when those decisions are dumb😖🐣

[@diodaa4610]

@@catherineharris4746 remember how they have to make money!! Maybe it’s because she wanted enough money to sustain her and her child, combined with her boyfriend/husbands pay!

[@IreneWY]

Because, oh surprise, pregnant women can work. Pregnancy is not a debilitating disease that leaves us incapacitated 😉

[@14catsand1human]

@@IreneWY that mission was a high risk, causing death.

[@CliffuckingBooth]

The movie is actually quite great and have some Doom vibes. Go watch the whole thing !

[@Chris951021]

Title?

[@CliffuckingBooth]

@@Chris951021 Its right at the beginning

[@Chris951021]

@@CliffuckingBooth Lol! Thanks. No wonder I didn't notice it.

[@DogInATaco]

"They told her Whit wouldn't be coming back." But it was only 52 seconds? If their 8 hour mission was 52 seconds long, then even Whit being there a week would've only been 18 minutes back on Earth. They really gave up and called his wife to tell her she'd be a widow within 20 minutes of him jumping? I'm assuming this is a line they just threw in without thinking of it's implications.

[@bernarddelossantos8083]

it's like they said her husband was sent on a suicide mission without them saying he was sent to a suicide mission. 🤣

[@noelwilliams8615]

movie name: Infini (2015)

[@lavapix]

Sounds like they got their wits about them.

[@THambrough]

"Yooo, welcome to "Slips West Coast Customs" dog. Where we take your busted up, old, raggedy ass 'Apex' and transform it into an absolute banger. So you can jump thru the stream to them distant worlds in style. You'll see our mechanics are 'outta this world' and your 'Apex Slips' will be so unrecognizable, you'll swear it's 'Not Of This Earth'. Get ready cadet, cause we about to 'Pimp Your Slip'!".

[@alcatrazmarz]

Guys there's an infection around making everybody berserk on blood contact TRAINED SOLDIERS: KEEP HELMETS OFF

[@taariqh.8608]

This plot at first sounded extremely similar to deadspace

[@magnuskallas]

Event Horizon + Dead Space plus some The Thing. Exactly the same plot points. Though the execution is somewhat original (fighting going mad etc).

[@Neyreyan]

One the best sci fi movies ever made and it was ignored by mainstream, typical😂

[@chuligingen]

So he was gone for not even a minute but already told his wife that he wouldn’t come back?

[@blackcatrecapped]

It's a frustrating feature, infused with testosterone, that initially disengaged me within minutes, then recaptured my interest, only to ultimately lose me again.

[@Andropov-l2w]

there's always a pregnant wife

[@catherineharris4746]

Everytime😂😂😂👍🐣

[@MissMisnomer_]

Wait this was actually a pretty interesting inversion of the trope. Everyone survives and the alien parasite CAN be reasoned with

[@Gu3ssWhatsN3XT]

ngl to an extent this is super reminiscent of doom minus the alien threat

[@John-wd5cb]

A mix of Tarkowski, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the Expanse 😂

[@krispykorea3686]

I love Carmichaels speach this was a master price movie

[@jason00121]

What movie is this? Why not use the title?

[@monsesh1316]

Infini, he put it at the beginning of the video.

[@jhbonarius]

Interesting concept. But in reality, if most people lived below the poverty line, they'd just drop the poverty line.

[@God-ld6ll]

yay, finally got greenland to infect earth

[@monsesh1316]

It's either Greenland or Madagascar.

[@jackc3205]

I really liked this movie. Good sci fi.

[@krishnansubramoni7801]

Huh, that is actually a good movie. And a good ending with no hidden punch line. I am impressed and happy. 👍

[@hectorjinx3433]

I see a notification for this channel and I click automatically

[@lemmonsinmyeyes]

I remember seeing this, at the end when he kills himself I was thinking 'yep, seems about right with this kind of movie'. And then the whole resurrection thing and was legitimately impressed by the idea !

[@rustysword6351]

Where to watch full movie

[@thorin1045]

"on earth 52 seconds passed ... they told he does not coming back" so, in 52 sec they realize it is failed and already sent the wife the dead massage?

[@disbeafakename167]

Space disasters are usually pretty quick. Ask Sally Ride.

[@thorin1045]

@@disbeafakename167 the speed of the reaction was the problem, not the speed of the event.

[@madeofscars9355]

Talk about getting off on the wrong foot 😂

[@pookiemonkey1474]

Wow protag just Narutoed the aliens with talk no jutsu 😂

[@minnarosenqvistmr]

You were wrong with the time said the end, it was something like hours had gone by, not seconds . you couldn't know in seconds that Witt wasn't coming back,and tell his wife that in that time.. it's impossible.. You made a minor mistake here and there , I've watched this movie almost a hundred times, because it's one of my favorites.. It's an okay recap, but be more specific in the future, because you leave out crucial details from the movie,and then people don't like it.. I highly recommend this movie, if you like sci-fi movies.. This is an absolute gem ..

[@EnglishInfidel]

Just once in my life I'd like to see a movie like this where they DON'T SPLIT UP as soon as they arrive 😄

[@davidbircher1262]

What's the name of this film please?

[@Zfast4y0u]

whats movie name??

[@robertbuckley3480]

Whats name of the movie ?

[@daveh4832]

what movie?

[@ParikshitBhujbal]

Name?

[@andrewberna4045]

This is the version of Doom we needed.

[@christianrazvan]

But how they send the receiver to the other site of the slipstream in the first place?

[@altonb93]

When the roommates are all going through nnn😂

[@thedude8247]

Good ending, it was a nice change from what we see today.

[@calamiti7095]

So. A more complicated Doom movie. Got it.

[@minnarosenqvistmr]

This is one of my favorite movies ever! Chris Hemsworths brother is here also...

[@scorpion-man28]

My blood is getting poisonous for every second that passes :(

[@Mobmdotonnat]

?😊

[@Mobmdotonnat]

I didn’t mean to put the emoji if you are fr I hope you get better

[@wick3dwarthog]

What movie is this?

[@bitteryetcivilized257]

The movie is called Infini and it's not very good.

[@darthbrooks4933]

They broke the first rule of D&D….

[@tefthompson4354]

52 seconds? They must've told her before he left lmao

[@4nickdarealone580]

What’s this movie called

[@brandonaugir7652]

What is this movie?

[@xvrsle]

wasn’t that bad

[@boiledliddo]

glad the they survived.

[@martiniyo2943]

What’s the name of movie ?

[@ToriTrak]

"he was only gone for 58 seconds" "she was crying because they told her he wasnt coming back" did they wait 10 seconds after he left and were like "ok time to call his wife and tell her hes dead"? And managing all that before he came back after 58 seconds? Like im surprised he didnt come home and his wife was still on the phone getting told he wont come back.

[@blest5132]

if they were gone only 52 seconds how could they have told his wife he wasn't coming back? 🤔

[@SoldierSpiderx]

the fact whatever it is brought them back to life and they all decide to don't tell nobody what happened cause most likely other team would be send there

[@gameonln6077]

And they would have been lab rats

[@kdegraa]

Will everyone on Earth will be infected and then the parasite turns nasty?

[@Zcyteck]

I saw that one :D ... Now I'm about to see the recap. Interesting to see what he reveals ;). Edit: Good recap. Didnt leave out any crucial :).

[@Legends_713]

I thought it was going to be bad ending

[@MinnesotaBeekeeper]

Ah what movie is this?

[@joshuacurtis8383]

What the name of this movie

[@Hav0cDarkW01f]

I actually saw this movie before the recap. And tbh, I actually thought it was interesting that the alien had the intelligence to understand his arguement. Like most advanced races talk about how superior they r to us, yet they just like us, killing and destroying. But this was different, not just that it understood, but it fixed it mistake. I personally f with that. 👌

[@bronson4574]

Lethal Company The Movie

[@justinpopelka1148]

This a great movie, worth the full watch y'all.

[@roahnosh]

nah he infected his wife and unborn son not gonna watch such terrible character

[@tanepukenga1421]

Lol, you kinda just signposted you didn't take in either the movie itself OR the recap, dude. The goo-beings removed themselves from every after healing them and used their imprints (which is why the goo-people are shaped like their counterparts) to create their own bodies. The guy wasn't infected when he came back, which is the whole reason for the two scanner parts of the movie, they even explained it in the scenes and showed the scanner can tell when they're infected like the last batch. @@roahnosh

[@roahnosh]

@@tanepukenga1421When the movie is garbage it's not even worth watching the recap. Let people have their own opinion. Bye.

[@tanepukenga1421]

Lol, nice cover. Still, remember, YOU were the one who had to comment... and be wrong while doing it. Self awareness, dude@@roahnosh

[@Danzo6333]

What is the title?

[@matasbodendorfas8752]

It's 2003 in my country at least

[@calvinalexander3652]

what is the movie title ?

[@emilysproles972]

What's this movie called?

[@dharmagirl5889]

Infini.

[@Archangelsword]

Time dilation doesn't happen when traveling faster then light.

[@BreadOnDeckk]

Exceptional video, thanks for wasting my time in this awesome way 😂

[@MichaelScott69]

Mining and drilling must be US's idea.

[@MaddieBohoChic]

Oh yeah bc the US is the only country that does that 😂😂

[@ArionNoble]

Wtf. It would be the idea of any large society that wants to survive.

[@johnnybarfield4402]

No Biden & his cronies wouldn't allow it, doesn't fit their agenda.

[@htomerif]

Looks like someone dusted off the script for the Doom movie.

[@HowToChangeName]

Im still expecting twist in the end like any other virus like theme

[@opticalbeast4947]

Sounds like they took a LOT of Dead Space ideas and used them for the movie

[@still34u]

Interesting that they told his wife that he won't be coming back in the 52 seconds he was gone...

[@epicfailhomey7546]

This movie is going to be a cult classic lowkey

[@Earthrush]

Come on put the title of the movies in aswell

[@oliveribanez6935]

Moral of the story : don't do illegal drugs stay safe !

[@Toby-ou4gp]

so, um, yeah, what is the title of this movie again?

[@Cheesecat371]

Wait how did they tell Witt’s wife he’s not coming back if he’s been gone 58 second

[@Chris951021]

Title?