Humans are Space orcs \ HFY - Demons run by Admirable Marsupial3 (r/HFY TFOS# 827)

[@almar8874]

"Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to try to find out why I have so many." -the Doctor.

[@AgroSquerril]

"oopsie" - The Doctore

[@hunterv9983]

Matt Smith is among my favorite Doctors

[@billyj9292]

-doctor Bright

[@erushi5503]

Is this the 9th, 10th, or 11th, i cant seem to remember, though 11th's words are still stuck to me especially the war box speech

[@erushi5503]

@@billyj9292 oooh thats a doctor I'll stay away from

[@dantreadwell7421]

"Demons flee when a good man goes to war." There are reasons sayings such as this exist, and exist in more than one culture.

[@phoenixbugg7199]

How do other cultures say it though?

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

@@phoenixbugg7199 suppose it depend a lot on what syntaxes and social idionyms they developed... and to what extent it might been subjected to the abrahamic cults culture and history destruction during the colonial and its aftermath era's ...but that is true an interesting side topic on such a subject hmm... hehe...also reminds me how swiftly a culture or society can co-opt new things into ther existing sayings and mythology if it 'enhances' it , like i heard there was some old mythology sourced saying in some parts of africa something about arachanaids and spices where used as methapors for some life lessons.. only , the native spice name hade been replaced with chilli ^^

[@zambekiller]

titeann na deamhain nuair a throideann fir chineálta or demons fall when kind men fight

[@nickprocive824]

Quote from the original Sci-Fi work, which I believe condenses most of the human condition: “I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.” ― The Creature Mary Shelley, Frankenstein Published - 1 January 1818

[@timothyswanson8773]

There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.

[@AgroSquerril]

and a gamer with no caffeine

[@canary4361]

Kingkiller chronicles?

[@altobug83]

@@AgroSquerril and ur mom lol

[@nabbitgohome9672]

Don’t mess with the silent kid

[@LittleLightsDub]

@@AgroSquerril 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@futtynucker5278]

Hell hath no fury like the wrath of a kind man.

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@bugbear2001]

Fear the wrath of the patient man

[@redraptorx1066]

a saying for me, "all hell trembles when a kind soul turns wrathful".

[@AgroSquerril]

good saying

[@platinumchromee3191]

DoomGuy in a nutshell

[@ISoloYouRelax]

Never underestimate the humans ability to torture. And to come up with some of the most horrendous forms of torture

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@thorstenelvers7618]

that wasn't even the worst we have to offer. wonder what these aliens would think of the shit that even we consider fucked up beyond measure

[@t.j.7347]

It you thought of how to torture somebody, it’s most likely been done

[@MrGrisha84]

Think of it as an art, it's not meant to be something that is understood, appreciated or enjoyed by everyone, it's the expression of a terribly hurt human soul. I passed for a few minutes at this point trying to think of what else I should say, but I think I've said too much. The only thing I could think of is that humans would not torture others If they believed there was another way. That's where for many people religion comes into play, it gives them "another way".

[@Gloop_Anderson]

@@thorstenelvers7618 The honey milk and bee torture is pretty bad

[@leonielson7138]

Peaceful =/= Harmless To be peaceful, you must be capable of harm, but choose not to employ it.

[@johnmcnally2852]

I think the saying is, "Beware the wrath of a patient man".

[@SpiritWolf209]

Demons run when a good man goes to war is from the Doctor Who TV show. The full poem is: Demons run when a good man goes to war Night will fall and drown the sun When a good man goes to war Friendship dies and true love lies Night will fall and the dark will rise When a good man goes to war Demons run, but count the cost The battle's won, but the child is lost When a good man goes to war.

[@badbloodkiller3471]

A similar saying, "There are three things a wise men fear; A sea in a storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man."

[@beingsneaky]

There are many warnings about a gentle/good man and angering them.

[@sethgilcrist8088]

Ten years is not to late for gentlemen to wait to take revenge

[@sidewyndersshed1676]

"Beware the Fury of the patient man" Publilius Syrus

[@GuukanKitsune]

If you ever wind up at the point of a sword, you had better pray it is an evil man holding it. Because an evil man will gloat. He will drag the deed out. He will savor every moment of your helplessness and gleefully watch as you squirm, because that is his nature. You will have ample time to think of something, to play for more time, to come up with a way to escape or turn the tables. Yes, you had better pray the sword at your throat is in the hand of an evil man. Because a good man will simply drive the sword home without a word or a pause.

[@seanpeacock4290]

quote from the father of Sir Samuel Vimes Ankh-Morpork city watch Sir Terry Pratchet's diskworld.

[@GuukanKitsune]

@@seanpeacock4290 It's a paraphrase, not a quote. But yes, it is referencing the good Watch Commander.

[@lightspam5897]

nothing happens Johnathan - *Calm* *pirates attack* Johnathan - *Doom slayer Mode Activates* "Rip.....And.....Tear.....until there's nothing left"

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@LJG_582]

@@AgroSquerril literally😂 my man ripped the guy apart it’s alright though, I would have done the same thing

[@wrath2501]

Against all the evil hell can conjure. Against all the wickedness that the universe can produce. We'll send unto them, only you. Rip and Tear until it is done.

[@AgroSquerril]

rip and tear

[@venezolanoanimatios5863]

@@AgroSquerril the only thing that they fear is you.

[@1rotzy]

Demons run when a good man goes to war Night will fall and drown the sun When a good man goes to war Friendship dies and true love lies Night will fall and the dark will rise When a good man goes to war Demons run, but count the cost The battle's won, but the child is lost

[@cristymishu1986]

Doctor Who, A Good Man Goes to War, that was one of the best episodes I''ve seen of Doctor Who.

[@LivingDeathGuy]

oh man dark and good

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you liked

[@RichardsNickname]

Def a good 1

[@Scream_Lord]

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” Way the first line I ever heard with this sentiment

[@ReverendLondo]

Every time I hear "I take HFY Stories..." I hear "ancient wive's stories". Loving the common knowledge of future ancient grannies!

[@ufoe20011]

me too.

[@159tony]

The civilized ans decent folk require no morals, for doing anything immoral would be inconceivable.. fear him whom has strict morals and a code..for he is only one tragedy away from being a cold, calculating monster.

[@sethgilcrist8088]

The code has never been there to protect me. It is too protect you from me.

[@zambekiller]

fir ag máirseáil chun cogaidh in ainm na síochána Siad búistéir scoilt agus stróiceadh daoine eile cosúil le píosaí feola Le gráin ar lasadh agus deora ag gol Táimid ag titim deamhain agus aingeal caoin beidh eagla ar dhuine nuair a troid fir chineál

[@alexs5814]

slightly off topic with the story in mind but still feels like it fits here: "The greatest evil is not committed by a devil of a demon; it is committed by a saint."

[@ufoe20011]

nope fits perfectly and fits with the story.

[@robertschumacher2707]

One point that instructors at SERE school try to drive home. 'Sooner or later, everyone breaks. All you can do is hold out as long as you can and forgive yourself when it happens.'

[@ardsam6922]

The calm inside the hurricane, more like. First the wind blows against one, then an eerie calm, then they destroy in turn.

[@sitirabihahmaisarahreni4278]

It's always the nice ones we need to fear. Always *shudder*. When he said the stuff wrapped around limbs, I had to read twice to confirm what Jon did next. Couldn't help but laugh. Wonderful story.

[@eduardob.g.8856]

I imagined Jonathan joestat as this Jonathan and it's one of the best exaples of a kind man's rage,it changes comepletely form the beautiful orchesta he usually has to straight up rip and tear

[@36jbf-as031lb]

"Never cross a way with ever-smiling man frowning at you." -Me lol

[@elainegoates9792]

There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.

[@krin422]

Demons run when a good man goes to war Night will fall and drown the sun When a good man goes to war Friendship dies and true love lies Night will fall and the dark will rise When a good man goes to war Demons run, but count the cost The battle's won, but the child is lost...

[@michaelstevens8754]

Dunno if that was a little poem you wrote or what have you, but I feel like it should end with "hence the good man went to war". Just me, *shrug*. Poignant poem though

[@krin422]

@@michaelstevens8754 nah lol I wish I could take credit, but i feel that Stephen Moffat would have an issue with that lol It's from Doctor Who Season 6 I think

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

Fear the wrath let loose of a man of great restraint. Fear the moment when he chooses to no longer exercise that restraint. They say that what does not kill you makes you stronger, yet in this case, I assure you, you shall not be stronger at the end of it.

[@walkswithantsbear6151]

Does anyone else feel a deep love for humans when you hear these?

[@Mike-ne3bu]

I've commented that very quote in one or two of your previous videos, "Demons run when a good man goes to war". It's a simple and poetic way of saying when the gentle and kind person has no option, you're FUCKED.

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@SouthernersSax]

It's the bit where Jonathan returns from his vengeance spree and falls to pieces that clenches it for me.

[@not-so-british-brit9752]

Another way of explaining it, is that it's like a tsunami. All waves stop, motion cease, all is calm, and when you start to think something is wrong, that it's to calm, a wave of pure destruction crashes down apon you and everyone near.

[@thomasbarnett2425]

When a good man goes to war

[@James-bw4np]

People say he went Doom Slayer, man he went Liam Neilson on these fools! Straight up Taken on these pirates!

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@nyaradazol8024]

"Be wary not of the wrathful one but rather the wrath of gentle ones" or as we so elegantly put it "When the quiet kids pull the guns out"

[@erikagehm2805]

A few things to be afraid of: a good man that goes to war, a parent seeking revenge for their children, a scorned woman, and those seeking revenge.

[@martinpat94]

Man I love that calm fury and always like that line from Doctor Who. It speaks to me you know because what is more terrifying than a good man who now has to choose evil

[@ufoe20011]

not quite right. it is not a good man chooseing evil, it is a good man about to do some very bad things too evil so that evil will never do them again.

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

Fear the rage of a quiet man Do not inquire the wrath of a gentle man Beware the quiet ones Fuck around and find out

[@LordWaterBottle]

I just want to say those patrons at the beginning just set a wonderful mood for story time

[@matejlieskovsky9625]

I know "Demons run" from Doctor Who. Is that the origin of the phrase, or is it older than that?

[@spacetechempire510]

I think it’s older than that... but I don’t know

[@jeremycebrian6413]

Look up the phrase "Demons run when good men go to war" its mutch older

[@jasonreading]

Your voice added gravity to this story. You did VERY good

[@AgroSquerril]

Glad you enjoyed

[@badjer4328]

This story rings of inspiration from that one movie of the women that wanted to be a surgeon, but her mentor drugged and took advantage of her in some cult of other surgeons using some cocktail of Anastasia that would leave her awake but temporarily petrified. So she had some contacts of hers abduct him and store him in a deep dungeon under the city where she practiced surgery on him for her underground plastic surgery operation by removing and attaching his limbs in weird ways, splitting his tounge, sewing his eyelids into diffrent shapes, all the while keeping him hung on a meet hook by wires she jas sewn through his ribcage and feeding him with a tube she implanted through his belly button. By the end over 2 years had passed, and the serial rapist surgeon was nothing but a torso with a head and colostomy bag. his eyes, nose, mouth, teeth and ears either missing or so disfigured and modified he didn't even resemble human. Literally beyond able to even beg for death, nothing but low guttural groans of agony. Just looked it up, it's 'American Mary'

[@getonthelist5620]

Another story well told. It's like John Hurt is still with us.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@yannguth9516]

Lovely as always

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@rivelemerald44]

Praise be to algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@nrobert576]

When you take all someone loves and leave them with nothing then nothing is what they will leave you with.

[@donaldscholand4617]

Oh Lord, make me the sort of man that when I get up in the morning, the devil says, "Oh Crap! He's Awake Again!"😉

[@walls_of_skulls6061]

Love how much you have slowed down from your old content, I couldn’t understand it 😥

[@Erykthebat]

Took a while but it came with the doctor who quote

[@noneofyourbuisness1679]

Take not from a good man, lest you fear what he give in return

[@calvingreene90]

Bad things happen when pacifist are driven to blood vengeance.

[@treyriver5676]

To the pain.

[@RandomTrinidadian]

3 things you should always fear.... A moonless night... The sea under a storm.... The Wrath of a good man pushed too far.

[@objectiveice573]

I was half expecting to take a limb off the pirate then cook it then force the pirate to eat his own flesh

[@punkabooiscool1111]

John was unholy levels of mad

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@loganshaw4527]

There is no name for that level of mad the closest would be clinically calm. A frozen rage.

[@punkabooiscool1111]

@@loganshaw4527 yup

[@thorshammer8033]

Wow, that story was a ripper

[@Ideo7Z]

Kenny Rogers has a great song for someone like Jonathan: "The Coward of the County"

[@ufoe20011]

i was going to post that till i got to you.

[@Steelwhip2001]

Demons run When a good man goes to war Night will fall and drown the sun When a good man goes to war Friendship dies And true love lies Night will fall and dark will rise When a good man goes to war Demons run But count the cost The battle’s won But the child is lost The fight goes on but what’s it for When a good man goes to war Now rise the sun Now dawn the day When good men run And women stay When battle’s done When nothing’s won It’s a woman’s work to say Well then, soldier, how goes the day?

[@merlinathrawes746]

It's the quiet ones that bear watching.

[@kaerouse48]

Quark was right when he said Humans can be as violent as a Klingon.

[@johnmullholand2044]

Under the right conditions, a human could make a Klingon run in fear!

[@mk6315]

Persistence can be horrifying in the right circumstances

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@KuDastardly]

They're like the _"quiet ones"_ you often hear about that go to schools. >:)

[@jackaubrey8614]

Beware the anger of a patient man.

[@darkvoidrising1935]

run story in the description

[@AgroSquerril]

corrected

[@jnorth3341]

AKA...I just wanted to be left alone...

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@MercenaryX21]

Beware the wrath of a patient man

[@sherylcascadden4988]

He was such a quiet man....

[@Odd_Interaction]

Demons run when a good man goes to war. Night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war. Friendship dies and true love lies. Night will fall and the dark will rise when a good man goes to war.

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

First for the Squerril

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm for Argo

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

Congrats on being first

[@xaviermantha63]

Thanks for the video.

[@AgroSquerril]

a pleasure

[@garysprandel1817]

Never do something that would cause a good man to drop his limiters.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@GravitWry]

One word: 'Satisfying'

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@leadingauctions8440]

An excellent story.

[@MJSmithGroup]

Full Clyde Shelton

[@Monster_Ink]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@AshtonCoolman]

Johnathan aka Gerard Butler

[@hollyferay8131]

Horrors, but it needed doing. I am unsure if I would be strong enough to do the same.... maybe.

[@lindaorr1805]

Otherwise known as feck around an find out or more simply put FOFO

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

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[@reasonablehiccups4792]

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[@eleethtahgra7182]

Sooooo....basically the quite kid meme.

[@babyoda1973]

This one and human don't give a f@(k are my top two

[@TheSanien]

Slightly disturbing 🙈

[@adamglover6948]

For the algorithm.

[@AgroSquerril]

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[@reasonablehiccups4792]

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[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm

[@TheDrakend]

Why does Jonathan reminds me alot like Liam Neeson.

[@AgroSquerril]

cause he has a certain set of skills?

[@brandonclevenger7050]

You almost sound like lucien lachance

[@merlinwizard1000]

194th, 20 December 2023

[@yota4004]

sorry but this ones pretty gross.

[@jimmycoyote74]

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