Humans vs Nature - Tree Lopping (Part 3)

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Cheers for watching this cheeky Aussie commentary on tree lopping shenanigans!
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Whammy - Matt Young - (Ozzy Man Exclusive)
Falling Tree - Daily Mail
Ladder vs Branch - @tonysthirsty - tinyurl.com/2s4ap272
Tractor Landscaping - Chris Banks - (Ozzy Man Non-Exclusive)
Lightning Tree Lopping - Stephen Anstensen - (Ozzy Man Exclusive)
Big Blokes Stump - Thoren Bradley - tinyurl.com/hkubzttu
Tree House - James Robert - tinyurl.com/ykevmhfv
Wrecked Car - Jeremy Sandock - (Ozzy Man Non-Exclusive)
Tree Meets Phone - Antonio Santacruz - (Ozzy Man Exclusive)

[@derek.....]

somewhere there’s a tree that is tirelessly producing oxygen for these people and I think they owe it an apology!

[@turbo8628]

These are the type of people to dispute that claim by stating that a tree does not breath because it does not have a mouth.

[@manikandan1111]

why not , we are tirelessly producing c02 for the trees?

[@sirennightshade4977]

I mean, technically most of the oxygen we get on the planet is from algae, so more likely there's an entire field of algae somewhere that's made the air these people breathe and the field also deserves an apology.

[@markopecinovic4475]

Actually trees were first... It's animals that work tirelessly to produce carbon dioxide for trees. Trees just release oxygen as a byproduct of it's metabolism during photosynthesis.

[@randomdutchguy]

70% of oxygen is made by algea in the ocean.....

[@GMud00]

0:55 that chainsaw stuck the landing 10/10

[@scottinWV]

I thought that was pretty cool!

[@orwellboy1958]

Obviously did it on purpose. 😉😊

[@palmeristo]

​@@orwellboy1958eh?

[@GMud00]

@@orwellboy1958 and that makes it even more epic

[@jamesb6087]

Perfectly f**king vertical. Son of a bitch.

[@Udhayaprakash.]

The mom at 0:38 holding her baby tight and prepared to absorb any impact, earns my respect

[@pihakamera]

That is impressive, she basically sacrifice herself and protect girl at all cost.

[@CemKalyoncu]

Any mother or father would do that.

[@robinthrush9672]

@@CemKalyoncu Sadly, no.

[@CemKalyoncu]

@@robinthrush9672 Oh, yes, if they are not, they do not deserve the title. I will die, kill, and do anything to protect my children.

[@dave161141]

@@robinthrush9672 Few would try to run away instead of just accepting the fate

[@river8760]

This is why we hired a professional for our tree removal , not my husband 😂 He’s great, I love him to bits, and I need him alive 😂

[@David_P132]

My grand-daughter's named River.

[@river8760]

@@David_P132 cool. 😀

[@nvmffs]

And you obviously don't need the tree removal guy... Shall we sacrifice him instead?

[@river8760]

@@nvmffs Your comment is nonsensical, and as I said, we hired a professional who has the equipment and skill set to remove a dead tree. It’s his chosen career 😳

[@nvmffs]

@@river8760 I know, I'm just pulling your leg for phrasing it weird 🙃

[@thepetermullins]

I love lumberjacks, I always give them a high three whenever I see one.

[@HH-mw4sq]

I see what you did there. LOL!!!!!

[@turbo8628]

We call him "stumpy." "Oh, because he is a lumberjack and tree stumps! I get it." "No, no you don't, we call him stumpy because he used to have an arm and now it is a stump."

[@Rebar77_real]

@@turbo8628 r/yourjokebutworse

[@turbo8628]

@@Rebar77_real the irony of using the r/ when criticising me for being unoriginal is too good. Hats off to you

[@Rebar77_real]

@@turbo8628 Fair enough, we can both do better. Cheers!

[@benji.B-side]

0:56 Big shout out to that chainsaw, for a perfect landing. It landed like a sweet ballerina.

[@karmas_coming]

The tree struck by lightning was pretty cool.

[@halt1931]

so many of these are darwin award nominees and it's kinda incredible they got out of it without serious injury

[@howizee]

Barking mad this lot

[@docolemnsx]

Up you go!

[@addicted2monster88]

Just had a tree smash my truck a couple weeks ago from a wind storm. This video makes me feel better

[@pistonburner6448]

Wind storm? Are you sure it wasn't a sh**storm?

[@spacelemur7955]

Bummer. Few humans ponder a weather forecast sufficiently to think through it and take preventive action. It's why we lemurs never buy expensive outdoor things, or indoor stuff. We ain't go no money!

[@Jon-cg3df]

Second 😂

[@peteranderson037]

I had the same thing happen to my car a couple of years ago. I had the tree cut down to teach it a lesson.

[@inflatablewolfie]

Did the wind have insurance? Did it leave its number, after having caused undue damage to your vehicle?

[@queenbunnyfoofoo6112]

Obviously that guy splitting has never heard of a miracle invention called a wedge. What a maroon!🐰

[@animoetprudentia2865]

What he was attempting to split was also elevated too much. Anything that large should be closer to the ground. Also, if it resists splitting you're not striking it it where the grain wants to split, and you're wasting energy. Also, I don't know what exactly he was using, but it wasn't a traditional splitting maul, and it looked brand new, just like his suspenders and haircut. Must be a TikTok "influencer". He should stay in the gym.

[@lucky889s9]

That's a tiktoker not a real lumberjack

[@wizardsuth]

Not sure why he was trying to split such a large piece down the middle. It's far easier to take pieces off the edges if the goal is to make firewood.

[@yogsenforfoth5948]

Ozzy, you are a content MACHINE. Thank you for continually giving us the quality humor that we’ve come to expect from ya. Cheers, mate!

[@kriseightyfive5854]

0:40 props for that person shielding the kid like that though!

[@Karuminu2]

Respect for the mom protecting her baby from that deadly tree attack.

[@iamdb1990]

I kind of love that the man tried pushing that huge tree, was less than helpful, but dammit, at least he tried something... lol

[@inflatablewolfie]

With the mass a tree that size has, he would have been much better just getting out of the way, instead of attempting to get crushed. Especially near the point of pivot, any force he puts in will be completely negligible.

[@nvmffs]

@@inflatablewolfie That's not true. He actually did manage to push it because of the lever effect. That close to the point of pivot a small counterfource is enough to make it fall to the side

[@LindaC616]

I feel like splitting that stump with the axe might have gone faster if he had not been wearing a shirt

[@LindaC616]

One for the Sheilas

[@KingOfGamesss]

@@LindaC616 Target stores are not happy with you now

[@Reneesillycar74]

@@LindaC616In my educated & sincere opinion, you are correct 😉

[@turbo8628]

I am not the target audience for shirtless men but here is a like "for the sheila's" 👍

[@LindaC616]

@turbo8628 aw, thanks, mate!

[@squareeyes4574]

I can't remember a time without Ozzyman reviews. I was subscribed when covid was a myth & the dinosaurs had just died out. I can't imagine a future without you either. Keep up the good work ya legend.

[@turbo8628]

I once returned home from work to find my sister observing my father standing on top of a wheely bin with a lawnmower attempting to tidy up the top of the hedge.

[@bobmcl2406]

And that's why lawnmowers and ladders are festooned with inane warning labels these days!

[@turbo8628]

@@bobmcl2406 i teach engineering and have to teach several health and safety units: whenever you read things like "not for human consumption" it is often in response to someone eating it in the past, with the warning added later to avoid a potential lawsuit. So, whenever i see a sign that says "x can kill you" then i blame people instead of the manufacturer. World we live in 😅

[@purpleprinc3]

"I thought my stump jokes were gonna be sexual, but then it got kinda poignant. I like that" 🤣🤣🤣👌 me too!!

[@Aramis419]

One year, here in Pennsylvania, USA, we had a pretty severe blizzard, like 3’ (or a meter for those who don’t speak Freedom Units) of snow, and while I was shoveling, I noticed my douchebag neighbors tree was about to come down on his new truck he was so proud of. I knocked on the door to warn him, he laughed me off, aaaaaaand…. That truck went to destination fucked!

[@erinevans9113]

Freedom units 🤣🤣🤣

[@spacelemur7955]

Well, if he would have needed to shovel the truck out of the snow, then the tree might have played Whack-a-Man with him. So, maybe it worked out for the best.

[@jaquigreenlees]

Freedom Units? ahh, you mean the King's Imperial measurements, good to know you are a British Colony still, using those units.

[@spacelemur7955]

@@jaquigreenlees Sigh, sarcasm is lost on you. It's surely pointless to explain to you why that was actually funny.

[@jasonh4167]

lol love it Carma!

[@Rooster1172T]

2:54 You know they're professional when they're using a Ryobi saw hahaha

[@melindacadarette3447]

Where I live we rely on storms and hurricanes to remove trees and sometimes rooftops! Condolences to all the tree and rooftop victims of North Atlantic storms!

[@Reofenja]

The biggest problem with getting squashed on the job is that you'll get your flat rate.

[@jz3712]

Pun-tastic! Love it!

[@SnootchieBootchies27]

Time flies by when you're having pun.

[@adamb89]

Most people are crushed to find out.

[@quincydread5204]

at least the guy who dropped teh tree on the house was wearing his hardhat so he looked like he knew what he was doing

[@Salguine]

I always love the tree-felling clips where one guy is holding a rope attached to the tree to make it fall in the right direction. As if a 130-pound man is going to exert any influence at all on a six-ton tree.

[@6Haunted-Days]

1:55 😂🤣 OMG I was thinking the SAME thoughts as you Ozzie boy!! 😵‍💫🥰

[@charlesselby3559]

I moved to Australia form the UK to be an arborist 😊. Its a whole different ball game when there's huntsman spiders and mumma ring tale possums involved 😅

[@timspencer4324]

Mumma brushies are worse!

[@lilymarinovic1644]

Plus the dropbears and hoop snakes ... 😉

[@charlesselby3559]

@Lily Marinovic honestly 😅. The guys at work had me with the drop bears for a wile. They say "it's when a possum has sex with a Kuala and makes these creatures, there's me like "oh really? 🤔" 😂

[@David_P132]

@@lilymarinovic1644 Was gonna say . . .

[@chuckdoom7665]

I'm an arborist in Florida. We have big huntsman spiders too, but I've never seen one in a tree. I have seen, snakes, lizards, rats, squirrels, hawks, wasps (got hit 6 times today doing palms), ants, poisonous tree frogs, sugar gliders, opossum, raccoon, scorpions, and poisonous caterpillars. If it's that bad here, I couldn't imagine climbing in Australia.

[@BradGryphonn]

It's good to see that the bloke in the last clip is wearing proper PPE and is using his chainsaw in the correct manner...

[@lazaron1]

Astonishing that so many people are that bad at physics yet have made it to adulthood

[@jasonh4167]

or procreated..✌

[@inflatablewolfie]

Understanding physics is not eminently necessary to get through life, though, regardless of how much it helps.

[@DaTimmeh]

@@inflatablewolfiescratch out the physics part and your statement is still just as correct.

[@dangerousdays2052]

Education is a suck. Don't even try.

[@binsoy1995]

Darwin must be pissed by their very existence.

[@pal5683]

Another vid reminding us that tree cutting is best left to the professionals.

[@wilf609]

Some people do not realise how heavy and large a tree actually can be.

[@zachjennings1380]

As an arborist with 15+ years of experience I can the only thing more dangerous than a ladder is a half price harry with a saw ( I’m in the tree in my picture trimming over power lines)

[@KingOfGamesss]

How did the power lines situation turn out?

[@turbo8628]

​@@KingOfGamesss seeing as they are alive and well making this comment i would expect that the answer is not of the shocking variety... i'll let myself out

[@islaburchell-gray3048]

@@turbo8628 no, that’s a good one! I applaud you 👏.

[@jasonh4167]

@@KingOfGamesss no response so....not good😕

[@JoshVennix]

​@@jasonh4167Shocking

[@jonr4164]

Few things more terrifying than a wildly-swinging chainsaw, lol

[@thesocialmediascientistmbe]

Damn - that tree being hit by Lightening is why you don't hide under one in a storm! (Unless it's really, really raining then I'd take my chances. I hate getting wet)

[@mmorgz6622]

0:56 seeing the chainsaw land blade down in the grass was satisfactory to me...

[@TammoKorsai]

That's a lot of stable geniuses at work.

[@DollHouseMadam]

The saw sticking chain first was awesome.

[@moomoo3031]

crikey, 3 of your Tree Loppings in a row, love when the trees win! I had to replay several to hear your crazy comments cuz I was laughing so hard from the one before. You really are of clever dude!

[@rachelredden6682]

"I'm losing my voice. I gotta fuck off. Cheers." 🤣

[@ronlucock3702]

"I'm losing my voice, I gotta f*ck off. Cheers." Ah, classic Ozzy Man.

[@scottnix4991]

Gotta love that Mother's first instinct.

[@wealthyblackman2655]

I saw a small 2 bedroom home for sale that was reasonably priced AND I wondered why it was priced the way it was.... I visited the property and found that 3 huge trees were leaning over the house and it looked like if someone were to sneeze the trees would collapse the whole place down... yeah, no deal.

[@jasonh4167]

if they fall bonus sun roof holes! 😜

[@melindacadarette3447]

Can you get storm insurance where you live?

[@AuntyAwesome]

​@@melindacadarette3447 does insurance still have to pay if you're dead though?

[@gloriaalex11]

Removing those trees may cost more than the property. And doubtful anyone would underwrite the home until the trees are gone.

[@i8as]

That guy that split the log didn't even have a beer. I always do because it's not really work.😂

[@Palinkat]

Love the fella bare foot up in that tree, safety first lads!!!!

[@nrom5960]

💯 that guy pushed the tree on the house. What a monster

[@RocketsFishingAdventures]

1:36 It was after this spectacular demonstration that all the local squirrels decided they would not invest in the ground breaking new technology of naturally heated trees. Sure the energy bills were low, but the chance of spontaneous combustion was shockingly high.

[@kepler186f4]

"My stump jokes got kind of poignant, I like that."!!

[@formulajuan6038]

Watching this video during a thunderstorm 😂

[@thejoojooman6538]

I love stumpin' up the bush.

[@mikemcconeghy4658]

Loved the zoom out on that first one. The guy must have been about a mile up in the sky.

[@MrScott-rr9ld]

I'm pretty sure that guys chainsaw stuck in the ground epic

[@kentaylor274]

I love the chainsaw planting itself in the ground, as if to grow and replace the poor tree being felled.

[@jasonh4167]

can you emagine the saw hitting a power line or water main...😜

[@MoshMob]

Thanks for helping me start my day with a laugh

[@CountryandIrishFan]

The episode of Bluey where Bandit and the gang are removing stumps 😂

[@collynhosford8411]

OZZY you the man! Thank you for posting the video!😂 stuff was funnier then hell😂

[@stevespyder]

Can't wait for you to do the latest cheese rolling video, one of the winners got knocked unconscious and only realized when she came to with a wheel of cheese in her lap!

[@richardh6905]

"It's a hodgepodge of sh*t f*ckery" 😂 quite possibly the best phrase ever said! Just used it at work to describe a situation which was totally worth the reprimand my boss just dished out 🤣

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

I've barely became a subscriber this year and Ozzy just doesn't seem to ever fail 😎😂👌

[@ozzymanreviews]

Thanks new subscriber! Nice to know this after 9 years of doing it :)

[@JokeswithMitochondria]

I became one last week and i love it

[@tomhappening]

@@JokeswithMitochondria was curious about ur username so cLicked on ur profiIe. Your channeI is a hidden gem haha

[@inflatablewolfie]

What rock have you been living under?!? jk jk

[@malibuhiegts]

Bloody brilliant mate

[@sst6601]

Every wanker down 😂😂 to this day my favourite Ozzy's video and a line

[@samesultani9191]

You're the best bro. You always make my day .

[@cloudlounger6903]

"poignant"....I like that.....😂😂😂😂❤

[@alext-f5255]

Although the first one is not an accident... It's called a soft fell 0:25 where the limbs and trunk are gently lowered rather than dropped.

[@alext-f5255]

There's some sort of structure or decking right under that giant tree which they are trying not to damage 0:32

[@Gordon_L]

Negative rigged .

[@shahrukhvhora]

That is a true statement, mate; the world will only be left with stumps someday in future.

[@megsmith6758]

0:58 That was an impressive chainsaw flip 😅

[@franciscooctavius5957]

Such an underrated talent these dudes have.

[@need100k]

First clip, that's how it's done. I've done that many times. You just wait for it and go for the ride. It was fun.

[@marions.120]

That lightning strike is crazy! 🌲⚡️

[@spudgunn8695]

Being someone who used to work with chainsaws, seeing someone using one with no shirt on really makes my skin crawl!

[@fourkinhench2744]

What happens if your shirt gets caught in the saw, would of thought that would be just as bad

[@spudgunn8695]

@@fourkinhench2744 I should have said topless. I wouldn't use a chainsaw without kevlar lined overalls.

[@fourkinhench2744]

@@spudgunn8695 lol same

[@MSSoftwareGuru]

If that farmer lost and eye and sues, he won't see half of it.

[@wizardsuth]

These guys keep being careless with chainsaws they'll find the stumps they make are at the ends of their arms.

[@drDeFF-ub5qt]

Fantastic coverage 😂

[@thaddausmizgata895]

Quite the rooted topic!!!

[@piemuggs]

The best two things about tree fail videos is the lady always screaming as it falls and someone always saying “there it goes”

[@unfluffydave8798]

I think that parent/grandparent needs to be in a Destination Win video.

[@fallrisktv]

Delightfully enlightening.

[@Gkitchens1]

Step one of climbing a ladder to cut a tree is to physically attach the ladder to the tree so it cant leave the situation without you.

[@johno1544]

Rule one is dont use ladders for tree work. That is home owner stuff. You climb or use a lift

[@mustavogaia2655]

1:00 - wow, the urgency on the guy helping tell us somethingswere expected to look like an accident

[@MurderBong]

THE GUY’S TRYING TO CUT THE CUTTING BLOCK 😂

[@js70371]

That one guy at 2:26 really fucked his house up good. That was awesome. Lol

[@importantname]

When trees fight back!!!!

[@sKitZoBonKa]

Nothing like damaging the house as u try to protect the house. 😂😂😂😂

[@Mammutmango]

MY MAN FUCKIN BOTTLEFLIPPED THAT CHAINSAW!!! Damn I'm impressed

[@MartinReiter143]

If there was a person behind the camera in the post with the axeman, he is lucky to be alive. Axe heads come loose, axes slip out of hands. Stand off to the side.

[@kennethalbert4653]

"A hodge-podge of shit-fuckery" !! Brilliant elocution !

[@Kyle_Nelson]

Stumpfest!

[@BelgianDrummer]

It’s the revenge of the trees! You know it is coming …😱

[@davids8493]

Ladders and chainsaws, rarely equal a positive outcome!

[@Fisklina]

"Death from a root" 😂

[@fb3824]

Always highlight of the day, you are. Fair dinkum!

[@jasonweightman8823]

Smashing vid again mate love it 💯

[@Pooki2024]

At least watch it all before you comment you fool

[@Donuts_random_stuff]

You can’t have already finished it so how do you know

[@Shaderox]

2:26 how does this man get away with just a bruised ego? the man got the brains and self-preservation instinct of a extinct animal!

[@nhmooytis7058]

After 3 1/2 years living in SYD I miss hearing the Aussie accent, so Ozzy Man is not only funny but brings back happy memories 😅

[@BenjySparky]

Ozzy man you rock! Peace

[@seandavidt3538]

0:42- ‘Death from a root’ is funny because rooting=f*cking in Aussie slang. All Seppos can thank me now for explaining the joke

[@reallunacy]

Guilty of Treeson is probably crying over these.

[@raetimothy935]

I have a giant sugar maple in my front yard that's rotten on the inside. Now I'm scared to have it taken down lol.

[@MartialArtUK]

I'm an arborist, watching American and Australian Fellers almost killing themselves through lack of professional training has always been a common theme 😅

[@Donuts_random_stuff]

Idk what is funnier his way of making these videos or his accent 😂

[@Reneesillycar74]

Ozzyman doesn’t have an accent…you do 😂

[@Donuts_random_stuff]

@@Reneesillycar74 good point

[@shelberz1]

Yaaaaay u did my fav lumberjack

[@iankevin312]

Very Nice