BADMAN 2

[@RB-26x]

"What about the time you ate a big mac"? "I said bismillah enit" had me crying

[@supermsir2980]

Lmaooooo same

[@jameelmalique4435]

Man got caught with a Big Mac but said bismillah 😂😂😂

[@aminaiqbal6717]

Mr Rubicon there a bear fat boy in my school everyone calls him BIG MAC

[@HumzaProductions]

LOVE YOU GUYS! PLEASE HELP ME SPREAD THIS VIDEO ON YOUR SNAP CHAT, INSTAGRAM, TWITTER & TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW! LIKE THIS VIDEO & HELP ME SPREAD THIS HYPE! I TRUST YOU GUYS GOT MY BACK ; ) SO LETS GO!!!! SHARE!!!!

[@AnesNB]

I'm with you!

[@muzzamiri9154]

I love you

[@sulymaanmohammed9708]

good work

[@sharafgaming9583]

2ND PERSON TO WATCH THIS I LIKE UR FACEBOOK and twitter AND INSTA

[@arzaanmazhar1769]

Hahaha Indian Drama Type

[@salmabibi307]

"Now get out before I strangle u with this thusbee" imma go die in laughter rn 😂😂😂😂

[@hbk4eva1000]

Hold on...my man stabbed up the guy in the shop for not giving him 4 wings and chips but lowed the guy that snitched him to the Feds😭??

[@raafaysultan9703]

Wait humza snitched on the mf?

[@SDdot1]

+v fv ..but the man's brother ordered him not to cause any further trouble outside otherwise it would draw attention from the police which may then cause repercussions on his brother's illegal business and he would have to pay. so that's why the man allowed the guy.

[@hashbrownn]

Bcoz he wasn't hungry init😂

[@sukhiphull2747]

+v fv why u saying my man ur prob so next roadman wannabe

[@manraj7344]

+Sukhi Phull or maybe thats just how he talks...just a pretty obvious idea

[@fatiman7239]

the suit gangster actor was actually the best at acting!!! talented

[@AW-rz2jn]

Ikr he seemed the only realistic actor

[@TheAztecGamer123]

Fatima N brudha I got scared cause I had my headphones in and he screamed like hell and I had a mini heart attack from it

[@goku4824]

Man does a lot of mad things when he’s hungry Lol 😂 try fasting

[@5staruzzy]

17:34 "why are you wearing a suit?" "Yeah why?" "Yeah good point but Dexters a wasteman" Everyone: "yeah true" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mr_islah]

Great to see the story unfolding! Keep it up Mr Badman!

[@RePriVe]

Yes corner shop

[@bluedoc8247]

+CornerShopShow duroh haramzadah

[@RePriVe]

+iRetard no it isn't u dumb person

[@RePriVe]

+iRetard sorry I meant corner shop isn't a flop

[@RePriVe]

+iRetard sorry I meant ur attempted comment fight is a flop

[@advayy6078]

This dude deserves way more views and subs and likes

[@taz874]

have to give credit where due. this is really amazing. the script clearly took abit of effort i mean it was incredible. maybe some of the acting from the others wasnt the best but i can forgive that. also i enjoy this new kind of take and having it tailored towards a mature audience. and this a huge step up from any previous work youve done and much better than DOABM. great job

[@al-aminhussain8052]

This new diary of a badman series is sickk

[@user-zu2ke9bg6g]

kl

[@abdulzboy5122]

It’s hilarious

[@reple489]

3:36 humza was blowing his own trumpet here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I still love you humza.

[@HaptingGaming]

only Humza and Umar can act

[@H.K.5]

TJ's big brother is a good actor.

[@naizm]

I'm SOO excited and I just can't hide it🎤🎺🎤

[@naizm]

OMG THIS WAS SOO GOOD WHENS THE NEXT ONE COMING OUT 😎😎😎👏👏👏👏👏

[@salmaishaq5931]

+Naz Mohammed next month

[@3DMGamingukf]

14:21 genuinely scared me. good acting!

[@lilumz742]

Oh my daze I was sitting with my parents didn't know it would be that loud 😭😂

[@ashhabimran239]

Bro, I literally clicked the timestamp and just got startled

[@ultraakill6687]

How do u even find so many buff asian girls

[@badmangold3804]

@@loopybrogaming1149 ur a clown

[@loopybrogaming1149]

@@badmangold3804 nope u are

[@badmangold3804]

loopybrogaming 1 u are

[@loopybrogaming1149]

@@badmangold3804 not really, just sayin that these girls aren't peng

[@badmangold3804]

loopybrogaming 1 ok they are

[@mohyusa1997]

"Mana do a lot a mad tings when he's hungry" lmao 😂😂😂

[@D4nny]

Awesome video bro! Keep it up! 👌🏾

[@tawheed4904]

Who else thinks that Humaza is the best youtuber EVER👌

[@SportTime1st]

HHH- Sledgehammer Sting- Baton 3D- Tables!!!! CM Punk- Pipebomb Humza- Golf Club HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@1247-k9y]

PinnacleGaming good one😂

[@BFGainz23]

I love the way you make your videos man and fear is one of the problem we care about in the the current moment as I am going through like this but every video you make has changed the way of my life and I want to thank you hamza for every video you have made since I was in year 8 and I am working and I still watch your videos now a days, keep up with the great videos you make and can't wait for the video, look after yourself mate and thank you for changing my life

[@TheAdamSmasherMultiverse]

lol i never knew His dad was the BubbleGum guy! xD this show is great

[@trickery-1762]

u do know that humza is the dad...right?

[@TheAdamSmasherMultiverse]

arif301 BEAST yup that part is obvious but I didn't know how his two series were connected but now I get it!

[@med8615]

+TheAdamSmasher Multiverse This is the first thing I've ever watched so I'm kinda confused...where do I start?

[@trickery-1762]

Saylor Hater​ watch bad man 1st then watch badman2

[@AW-rz2jn]

+U N there was diary of a badman series 1 and 2 - watch them first ...then this

[@romglowz5961]

best part "you freaking oopaloomoa!" LMAO! 😂

[@aamirkala1352]

the acting in this video is shambolic

[@WebbedBiceps]

+Saleh Albaghdady ikr its so sick

[@muhiburrahman4584]

+Aamir Kala does hamza goes prison for murder? he end up killing him or attempted murder?

[@aamirkala1352]

+Muhibur Rahman i watched 4 minutes then gave up with this poor acting

[@dxubty]

Cringeworthy acting, but I still watch it.

[@dxubty]

+FatDiabetesManChildBehindABigBlackUndertakerDildo He did Drama for GCSE is all I know.

[@KAZUMI110]

SmoothWater 4 years ago FINALY another bad man vid 😭😭👍👍💖💖

[@singitloudkk3790]

"Don't bring mathematicals into dis!!" i died😅😅😅😂

[@kurrunmatharu9949]

I love the editing and production on these videos. they look a lot more slick. Also im loving the stories have more adult everyday themes. Seriously you produce some incredible content

[@rombokillamk7576]

Yo the end was just so tense, i thought he would walk away but he smashed his head in like there was no tomorrow.

[@frank7117]

19:57 "Why have't we left yet?" Had be dying for some reason XDDDDDD I'm still catching up but this is lit already and jaw literally dropped when I saw him pick the golf thingy out!!

[@MrSUFYG]

Your killing this badman thing now...

[@integrity1004]

Good or bad way

[@integrity1004]

Rauhaan Rauhaan same

[@Hannah-vc2wx]

I love that these episodes have a moral at the end of each episode.

[@mazzy1890]

Things went 0 to 100 real quick

[@-________-9267]

omgggggg this was so dope I am in awe of Humza he's actually producing some amazing content how does he not have a milli subs already he is the best and most famous British KZbinr in the UK right now omg I laughed sooo hard when humza called that girl an oompa loompa and I honestly cried when it came to thoae drug lords i am have seen the effects of what happens to people who r in involved with gangs and stuff its so heart wrenching

[@crunchycandybar]

this British slang has my simple american mind so confused

[@nosoundafter]

It's it's own language!

[@DAForex]

+Taylor Tech It's his own language*

[@nosoundafter]

+Rexzo It's it's own language* British slang is its own language

[@Sarah.A27]

Just list the terms you don't understand and we'll define them for you.

[@jiasd123]

+asra just go on urban dictionary and you can find any word there

[@hamzabakar4969]

I am watching this the 2 time in lockdown and I STILL love the intro

[@Sarah.A27]

Wow, this went pretty dark pretty quick. But the humour is still there - the part where umar was 'heavily influenced by the Muslim drag queen documentary' made me choke on my tea, and the banter between humza's dad and mum is top quality. And I love how the storyline has evolved. Keep it up, you're doing a brilliant job!

[@babygii]

The brothers are such good actors omg and their voices are amazing omg😍😍

[@SOYOROYOS]

Very sick episode, just feel like at certain times swearwords didn't need to be in parts of the script but dope never the less

[@rabzzy1000]

Did u read the description, I suggest u do

[@SOYOROYOS]

i made this comment after i saw the description, i feel like because its "mature" theyre swearing for no reason tho lool seems forced at some points like those girls in the room

[@Thofficialyk]

+Leroy Da Silva trueeeeeeeeeeee

[@rabzzy1000]

Leroy Da Silva lol i get u but if i was a girl and that chick attacked me like that id probably call her a b!tch

[@ThePerfect1077]

+Leroy Da Silva real life ^^

[@thaapurist2271]

omg you knocked him out, who else is just so happy he did and think he's a true badman 😂

[@armzy464]

swear down this should be a full on TV series bruv, when's 3 coming out fam?

[@zillapac9874]

True that

[@Ibbyn1108]

Bro im watchin this in 2021 and i would never think Humza would become and MBE. Much love bro💣💥

[@ricardotella1864]

Can't tell if that girl is American or English

[@mentoslimited8895]

She sounds Irish or Scottish.

[@abdulzboy5122]

Ikr

[@aminaiqbal6717]

Random Commenter It's both english

[@ishamalik822]

HUMZA THIS MADE ME CRY I WILL DEFINETLY SPREAD THIS

[@hamzasiddique7713]

Omds humza this is sick cannot w8 4 BADMAN3 the hype is REAL!!💯💯💯

[@ayshabee8603]

This was my favourite out of everything you've ever made! I loved the additional characters/your sister and her friends! Awesome

[@alacriityy]

Sometimes I don't like how people take the piss out of dexter bet he aint like that in real life

[@khaleelr5995]

He's probably the best actor of the lot

[@AnasHart]

His KZbin channel is MrKerrah

[@swrdatsrackz]

Yes

[@aleenakhan7783]

Bro, they are acting like hamza is not actually like that bro common sense bro plz.

[@rayhankhan2040]

Despair welll nooo Sherlock

[@rohanbadmash7242]

i have been waiting for a long time for episide 2 when does it come out????

[@r6_killer272]

another awesome vid as usually.... I ♥you G your a legend ( when's the next episode?)

[@amankataria1997]

this episode has made me really appreciate good acting in actual movies and not take the shit for granted lol

[@mikesteven213]

You are a talented dude. This story was awesome.

[@kazinho5448]

This was the best video on this channel for years

[@BlueLitonian]

that girls acting is so bad lamo

[@zahirali7959]

Of course it is. They are bitches

[@badmangold3804]

@@zahirali7959 stfu

[@monica-221]

The one with the lisp, yeah. Yasmin’s not so much

[@xeplar]

BlueLitonian which girls acting

[@BlueLitonian]

@@xeplar They both are XD but real bad. Cant you tell ahahaaa

[@samiahmed177]

Humza acting as his dad is toooo funny 😂 ‏‏ 😂 ‏

[@user-vv2mc1oe8w]

Love this 💕💕💕

[@premsingvishwakarma6982]

The actors playing big bro is a great actor .... I liked his acting .....👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@Spyran]

Appreciate the time and effort it must've took to produce this, keep it up brother (Y)

[@haydoncarrington8300]

I love watching your videos Humza, not only are they funny, they're motivational too they teach us alot about the real world and someone watching this video will look back on this video the last 2 minutes of it and just think about what they can do to change their life for the better

[@yosefmabrook7788]

I want the old humza back, where his videos where based around jokes, not crime and things like that

[@yosefmabrook7788]

*were

[@taz874]

+Yosef Mabrook he has taken a different route and is going for the mature audience. his old videos were abit more childish. this i think is better

[@yosefmabrook7788]

+taz874 IMO you can't start a youtube channel as one person but then "mature" and change your videos to another genre

[@taz874]

Yosef Mabrook its not that he matured but its that hes aiming for a different audience now. and plenty youtubers have chnaged their style of videos after awhile

[@Dizzifizz]

In his first DOABM episode he gets stabbed... so what "change"? Just enjoy it ffs.

[@v4nsh928]

Im addicted to this SERIES!!

[@RePrInEnergy]

how do u only have 297,375 subs

[@mohib1562]

great video man would you mind taking 5 seconds of you time to sub to me because i do work hard on my channel and i liked the video btw so please subscribe to me

[@markstanford7756]

314,087*

[@Zogre919]

Nahin Miah 315,868 now

[@Incognito-zl2mf]

Epicrkofan it's now 319,866

[@Sqmeerr]

RePrIn Energy he has 320,003

[@zainabkhan1775]

This video was funny in the beginning but sad at the end😐💙thanx Humza for this video 💙Love you💙

[@OK-mv4ih]

A HP video is not complete without a chair scene! Seriously, they were the funniest parts! What happened? I understand that it is no longer a diary entry, but seriously!

[@atzyounas4725]

really liked the message towards the end, had a strong meaning to it..

[@brothernur2853]

19:20 song name???

[@khadijakaid7927]

Omg... I'm speechless cannot wait for part 3

[@FantasticFlamingosx]

14:22 MAKES ME JUMP EVERYTIME

[@riyadh3522]

Don't care this is such an emotional rollercoaster

[@EditingBrute]

Great video yet again Humza, but just a thought, at the beginning of these videos maybe it would be a good idea to put a disclaimer for people with epilepsy. The flashes in the intro could be harmful to them

[@khadra5997]

very true 👍🏾

[@_HA7i]

love your profile picture

[@NABID213GAMING]

Humza best video so far and also I don't think you should have put 15+ because people younger than 15 who have seen your vids from the beginning will not stop now. Keep up the good work!

[@hudyshazad380]

19:09 - 19:58 the best part

[@zzz4h33r]

Just realising this was made 5-6 years I remember I used to be waiting for these episodes lol

[@brahmahushghana]

wait this is too good who write this

[@Faizy786]

Really good production/storyline/emotions. Looking forward to the next one!

[@AdamMunirOfficial]

HOLY MEGATRON TUTTI!

[@AkshaySKumar-cn8iw]

Honestly you deserve more views and way more subscribers and this content you have been creating is so awesome.

[@napojen1]

Oooooh damnnnnn the girls are looking choong uno

[@thataspieguy5244]

See this is what I mean! When humza puts his dedication and talents into his work, it pays off! Simples! Also the camera and audio quality was crisp.

[@BlueWave656]

I like the idea of trying new things and taking leaps, having drama and kinda a large story but that's not what brought me here few years ago to the original Badman. The new ones feel so scripted, dull, and doesn't have that humorous touch to it anymore. The only part I find the episode funny is when it's Humza and his father but we don't get much of that because of the new actors and the new 'larger' story line.. What I'm trying to say is that the reason the first Badman was success was because it was funny and original, not much drama and more things to smile and laugh about. It sucks that the new episodes don't concentrate on that and just stick to a dramatic story.

[@Prashant-pm7iz]

WaveComic No he's videos had a moral but was funny cause of the childishness to it. This is really good cause it teaches you why you shouldn't mess around in the real world. Going up to someone and saying chill you need some pornhub can get you banged in real life. This is more of a thriller and a slight on the comedy which I like

[@hayduh7141]

Deep ish bruv. Went 0 to 100 real quick!!! Quality story 💯

[@JAM1LD3R]

Bruv just carry on the diary of a badman series. Even if you make one funny episode every 2-3 months I would prefer it to mediocre shows every month. Not hating, Just saying.

[@fazeteddy4904]

LOVE THE WAY THAT HUMZA DOES SOMIN BAD , BUT TEACHES US THE CONSEQUENCES OF THAT MISTAKE AND THATS HOW WE LEARN #THNX HUMZA

[@burhanahmed6239]

found R.S. a girl finally lool in the beginning no disrespect to her though she pretty too

[@v0b03]

+Burhan Ahmed what does R.S mean?

[@burhanahmed6239]

+v0b03 roll safe hes a comedian lool watch the hood documentary

[@HamzaAli-ld8em]

😂😂😂😂 role thafe

[@user-uf4lx6un4q]

+Burhan Ahmed roll thafe yeh😂

[@Abominatrix650]

I like this serious tone! I've been meaning to get round to this series for years! Didn't get past episode 1 until now!

[@nafeesahussain4414]

Itz funny wn he acts lyk his dad✋😂😂

[@OliviaJay_]

Haven't watch it yet, so hyped for this been waiting forever 💪🏼💁🏼

[@nashmelamen7229]

Hamza this video meant a lot to me and I nearly cried please never ever let your self down and keep life the same btw I sent this on snapchat

[@terrafy]

BADMAN 3 HYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE CONTINUE THIS. IT'S SUCH A GOOD SERIES.

[@mahim6pac715]

The girl with the listhp makes me laugh becauthe sthe hath listhp

[@thefuture7970]

i love Humza man he is the world to me he always cheers me up and make me laugh i love you Humza keep it up

[@opticc__7795]

Song at 19:20 ?

[@splashyz426]

What is it

[@MuhammadYusufButtt]

@@splashyz426 the dark atom

[@lendritbycmeti3032]

Humza this vid was siiick!! I hope you make other one ASAP!!!!!!

[@hamzg3792]

Na it's definitely a South Asian Eastenders!

[@HCAli7861.-]

Have to say that was pretty awesome! Shame it does not have more views! Old skool Badman viewers need to get back on it! Well done Hamza defo stepped up your game.

[@StJamesOutlawz]

Yoo that Aisha is kinda hot though. Whats her Twitter/Insta?

[@sanahussain9108]

Well done 👍🏼 humza bro ♥️it😎🔥👏👋

[@MOPATEL-ku1cl]

I like your dad

[@halalboi420]

Two girls: *fighting* Humza's sister: uhh this is awkward This had me rolling on the floor for hours

[@tasnimkhan4197]

That girl in the beginning was so annoying

[@aloevera5206]

A timeless production masterpiece