HUNTLY DILDO THIEF | New Zealand Today - Season 2

[@rachelcookie321]

It makes me so happy that despite Jono and Ben being cancelled, New Zealand Today was able to continue. Guy was always the best on the show

[@chrisgould101]

A lot of people don't like guys style, "he's not even funny!" These people don't even exist to me. haters

[@francois9747]

​@@chrisgould101 True. I find him funny, personally.

[@92Pyromaniac]

@@chrisgould101 I had no idea of this! As a brit I can say that it really appeals to the British sense of humour, I haven't shown Guy to anyone yet that hasn't been crying with laughter at some point.

[@lifeaddict]

Come to uk, we’ll take him 😆

[@BelowTheSURFace.]

@@92Pyromaniac haha it's ironic that I find uk comedy hilarious af too.

[@raro_tropical9281]

As always, I was not disappointed-

[@noodle_nz]

Amen

[@spun8389]

Some would say satisfied even

[@mitchellrobinson9810]

That’s what she said

[@Stillcantthinkofaname]

Wait a minute, so you're the dildo thief, you got to stop man.

[@raro_tropical9281]

@@Stillcantthinkofaname no. i mean his show. Guy Williams never fails to make me laugh-

[@calebzm3104]

Dear NZ Today (Guy), I have a severe problem with these shows. Said problem is that they are not produced fast enough, please produce more of these videos. All considered, absence makes the heart grow fonder. Cheers.

[@Dusty_Ham]

I just sent this to my brother in the US to show him what peak NZ Journalism is. He'll be jealous of our hard hitting journalism here banging on about the hard issues. Really gets to the bottom of things and makes them come right.

[@cosmicmuffin322]

Agree - this episode touched me deeply. I felt incredibly satisfied by the end.

[@Ev1LAngeLXIII]

Should be prime time on US Fox News

[@jan_Masewin]

calm down on the euphamisms lmfao

[@fayekayart]

“Dickades of sexual oppression”. This has got to be one of the funniest shows ever 😂 - love from the U.K.

[@TheMightyFaye]

@@jamesspence7825 no I know! The second line wasn’t in reference to the first i was just point out the unintentional pun 😂 I love how even in these run down “backwards” towns everyone still seems really nice and friendly and full of character. If you did this in some run down parts of the U.K. you’d probably get stabbed or mugged 😂

[@Natureorganica]

Lmao it sounded like "dickheads" to me

[@youtubaholic]

That's just him saying decades. Our accents are just like that. 😂

[@TheMightyFaye]

@@youtubaholic I know I just found it really funny in the NZ accent I love it haha 🤣❤️

[@chriswiatt1671]

I like how Guy got an Xbox for the daughter whose was stolen as well, fucking wholesome mate!

[@ngaruainerouvi7198]

that poor girl gon get bullied 4 having a horn mom

[@kenlee-97]

@@ngaruainerouvi7198 I wish i could "smaesh"- (cue- my worst nz accent) that Amanda!.

[@yegr7901]

"Satisfied for years to come" - Guy Williams

[@liammoulder2838]

cum*

[@Andy-pp4pm]

first time he ever satisfied a women

[@JaydenLawson]

Burst out laughing

[@daneilrafael4824]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@resultofboredomowo950]

Goddamn greatest pun ever

[@lachysims6327]

best show ever made, love from Australia

[@pastorofmuppets8834]

You're not alone watching this side of the ditch

[@yoshimajestic1666]

Ahah same here

[@eninamaea6960]

Brisbane 🔥🔥🔥

[@ratthawks]

Victoria...locked down

[@lachysims6327]

@@ratthawks yep I'm from Melbourne :(

[@brigittehoneyfield477]

Guy: "I've got bad news" Laurie: "oh that's good" 😂😂😂

[@mishham6388]

This lady is a hero for speaking out about this disgusting crime that affects so many of us in the general community !

[@jamiedyet6216]

This just confirmed my belief that Huntly is a town you wanna just drive through

[@naitud]

Now you don't even have to drive through it. The new Huntly Bypass is awesome haha

[@jamiedyet6216]

@@naitud hahah i know aye. Still, i wind my windows up when i start seeing it on the signs

[@abcd1234jason]

Jamie Dyet at least people in Huntly can probably spell Huntly correctly, I say probably

[@thebreadcircus]

Us Huntly types aren't all that bad, really. Does anybody have some blood they want to sell?

[@abcd1234jason]

Christopher Allen I know you not from Huntly simply from the fact you never started your sentence with "ya got a dollar bro" or "my sister is hot"

[@LukesRandomShit]

the car going backwards at 0:41 is so random

[@juliantangney6855]

Only in Huntly

[@andyfish1993]

On the way to get some p, turn the corner and see the cameras and throw it in reverse.

[@K-Effect]

You can save a lot of time, wear and tear on your vehicle if you use reverse more

[@inisolation6582]

I think there was a car going backwards in the Levin video also. Subliminal!

[@dennyperkovitch]

Laurie the fucken legend

[@chrisgould101]

Laurie drank more in beer than his total body mass index in this one interview legend

[@chrisgould101]

1 like = 1 beer for Laurie

[@dr.dankytp8683]

I saw him at the bus stop once, probably on his way to McGinty’s 😂

[@HOUR8]

Been in Oz for a nearly a decade now..and told my work mates im from Huntly.now they send me these links🤦‍♂️. Nailed it with the commercial🤣.love the show GUY keep em vids comin

[@njohn6981]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@snoodr666]

Damn the fact that he replaced the Xbox for her kid aswell.. respectable stuff, wholesome comedy

[@HelenMichellecupcake]

Love from Colorado. Kiwi friend has me hooked on everything NZ.. :)

[@ojoo]

As someone that works in the adult store industry, this is one of my favourite videos you've made.

[@exodusdiva2295]

These residents are gold 😁 Just rolling with it. Love it

[@jjcrazi]

Where would we be without such hard hitting journalism?! Cheers bro

[@Iluminator636]

Kiwis are the funniest people in the world 😂

[@user-ln1mg3sy6n]

I found out about Guy Williams through 'Taskmaster NZ', which i found through 'Taskmaster' (original UK version). So glad i did, this show is great and Guy is hilarious. Love from Greece. P.s. If you haven't seen Taskmaster yet, i highly recomment it.

[@RachaelJohn]

Hahaha love the ladies in the Huntly shop 😂

[@theresajv5055]

I live thousands of miles away from New Zealand and have never been nor will probably ever be in New Zealand.. So why have I watched all of these?

[@lewismx8815]

Jerk box 3000

[@lunarl6172]

Because NZ is awesome hahahaha

[@youtubaholic]

Because we're amazing.

[@YoloTB]

NZ Today with Guy Williams is by far the best NZ TV Show

[@DaysOfFunder]

That was Emmy level journalism. Stands applauding.

[@caza00caza]

In the UK we got a dildo problem too. They are polluting our rivers, parks and forests. Can't walk the dog without it coming back with one.

[@meg7088]

😂😂

[@1DoctorMoo]

NZ, you're bloody awesome. I especially like that the daughter's stolen game system was replaced.

[@NicholasJFury]

Nobody gonna tell people they sex toys got stolen for two reasons 1) shame 2) they're like $150-200

[@MusMasi]

thats a lot of money in huntly

[@hongkongfueynz3071]

Damn. Just use a cucumber

[@daneilrafael4824]

@@hongkongfueynz3071 wtf lol

[@vrclckd-zz3pv]

​@@daneilrafael4824 lots of people do it

[@shanemaher5150]

You are a New Zealand treasure.

[@new.Creation.In.Christ]

The only news that tells the truth

[@rosedavid3699]

please never stop this series

[@JongoPhett]

Guy you Sussy Baka

[@meg7088]

Quiet Mike's Handyman service 😂 Home made aand Hand made 🤣🤣

[@beetricia5748]

😂 Ewww 🤣🤣

[@rabidL3M0NS]

You gotta come to Masterton mate, our chicken and chips from Master Fried Chicken are a worthy competitor against Martons.

[@timmyfkenlee]

Id love to see that. I grew up in masterton

[@youtubaholic]

Is that saying a lot tho? Like... it's Marton😕.

[@thebutha8836]

0:40 i like how theres just a car rolling down the street backwards😹😹

[@joesomervell4365]

👀😂😂

[@reganmckinnon3328]

I love how everyone missed his joke about half of Huntly admitting to stealing it and they only showed her 😂

[@LucrativePerson]

New Zealand got the best humour prove me wrong

[@LucrativePerson]

@Brad Allen Paul Chowdhry, Eddie Murphy, Kevin hart. England has some good comedians but no where near there level

[@LucrativePerson]

@Brad Allen oh my bad but nah you capping Eddie Murphy tops any comedian ever no room for debating

[@cyberdyne9480]

@@LucrativePerson Eddie Murphy and Kevin Hart make comedy for halfwits lol

[@shiftees]

You know when you've witnessed greatness when the presenter gives you a sincere apology at the end.

[@jackmayo]

Utterly hilarious nz comedy, big up Guy, only one doing it right

[@krisgage7142]

This is gonna be heavy...

[@Jsameds]

Dildos aren’t that heavy

[@hopefilledsinner3911]

I can never look at that power station the same again.

[@2x4noah]

Is New Zealand even on this planet

[@Toucan432]

It's been proven that NZ is missing from a lot of world maps smh!!

[@nzlongd.styles4694]

Solid as always the bro guy

[@aviationman8254]

Your description of Hamilton was so true

[@murrayfnblackadder2512]

Time for a Police ten seven investigation go hard

[@youtubaholic]

I see what you did there

[@philmurdoch1203]

This is a safe place.

[@barnestim]

It's this cutting edge, in depth journalism that will take our country forward!

[@puggsandgunsandthings]

From Los Angeles thank you so much!!! I am still laughing. I wish you could come over here to interview an old girlfriend of mine who in-between boyfriends would use the Dolphin. She would break and call my girlfriend to take her to " Pleasure Chest " here to get another. I asked my wife what the hell her friend , Yvette, was doing with them? And also I understood why she went through guys so fast. Still , she needs to be interviewed because she abused the " Dolphin 🐬 dildo " and find out why ! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@112131415191213]

The new Xbox was a nice touch.

[@SamOshins]

watching guy williams in this the year 2021 drinking from a bottle found in a garbage can gives me hope for the future. sincerely, a fan from the US

[@levilittle3516]

Okay but noone gonna me mention how fast that car was reversing when he got to the house at the start

[@chrisyoung3105]

Because that is slow speed reversing

[@nicoleguiaoan4022]

so we just gonna ignore that blue car reversing all the way down the street at the start i-- LMAO

[@diorcarson5]

New Zealand today was the best thing to come from Jono and ben

[@RatelHBadger]

I reckon it was Stephen Joyce out for revenge

[@AmandaJane229]

😂🤣😂🤣👍so THAT'S what a d**do looks like. Why do you need a dolphin on it?? Those ladies in the mug shop are priceless😂🤣😂👍💛

[@anonamous7935]

I'm so happy to be kiwi right now. 🤣🤣 Guy your a legend. Bloody marvelous. Fox news, CNN you can't have him.

[@abrown2130]

I love our country, this shit ain't scripted 😂

[@Max-qo4ye]

I fucking love guy Williams, I'm glad I got to meet him while he at mt ruapehu last winter!

[@idokisme]

6:31 hahahaha

[@Eepykeepy]

The car that backed out of shot got me good

[@silehpanda]

Awesome you bought the Xbox for her son guy!

[@DanleyNuksGoneFishn]

Those coffee mugs are actually good!!

[@jacktiddy9670]

When the woodville one coming out

[@NewZealandToday]

Soon!

[@jacktiddy9670]

@@NewZealandToday chur bro 🤙

[@quin9910]

anyone see the car going backwards at 0:40 lol

[@soundsgoodbut1dk]

I’ve got some bad news. “Oh, good.”

[@chanelleparis7990]

I love you Guy Williams!

[@rileymahuika1651]

One of your best ones yet guy and the team

[@feraljim]

They should’ve fitted it with echo location

[@Andy_M986]

Could be a good idea, depends on the depth of the cavern.

[@feraljim]

@@Andy_M986 😬

[@z3r0tk2]

Come to Hastings

[@shystthaloc399]

Teets ow

[@hatchethank]

Need a Dunner's episode soon!

[@expelleddux]

I dont think those xboxs are sold in stores anymore

[@enduroDG]

KAREN STOLE IT

[@shawncleaver5734]

i look forward to these videos so hard

[@thedappercook]

Keep uploading every episode please.

[@Saltywinterchild]

Ok, but why did Guy have to trade in his pants to buy the bag made of ties??

[@petersmith5851]

We desperately need a scottish version of New Zealand today

[@borispagel9321]

God I love this show! 😂❤️

[@KolGeek]

"going through everythink"...

[@gordonbossley4185]

And there I was thinking journalism was did. Bro. That was GOLD!

[@nostradooglas]

Probably your best work yet. Bravo

[@charlottet3485]

Another classic

[@bestnameonthisplatform352]

Guy is such a good guy he even replaced her daughters Xbox

[@joangalindo8511]

Best show ever!

[@Ben-tj8cy]

The dildont had me

[@HausofCinematics]

What happend to the deck pump? lol

[@Steph-qv6fe]

I'm not surprised it's from Huntly

[@ToastNinjaFlying]

Guy with the Ty Pennington impression at the end

[@frtdd]

I can only imagine how Amanda’s daughter feels watching this video. If you are Amanda’s daughter and you are reading this comment, know that I am keeping you in my thoughts and prayers. Kia kaha.

[@vietmath91]

This is my kind of journalism. Way to go Aotearoa.

[@mervswan1121]

Ain"t laughed like that for fucken ages :) That Poor Woman :) Guy for President :)

[@micahscott68]

SEASON 3!!!!!!

[@relaxation-Corner]

New zealand is something special

[@GrimzNZ]

Dill don't 😂

[@russelljohnson4527]

what happened to me that I left civilization for 9:54.

[@matthill2231]

The mono then the car reversing 0.31+ Good times.

[@kristianhallberg3135]

wheres the greymouth avengers i want to see shadow warrior

[@OlakalO]

True cries and tears of joy at the end once she saw the shining blue bilby that will be her own!

[@DanZaiOfficial]

One of your best yet! Still laughing.

[@ryanhenro7649]

Simply the best 😂😂😂

[@ericpaulgoldie]

Guy Martain is Australia's best new talent! Yup another thing we're stealing from New Zealand . :p j/k