Husband Left Abruptly After I Introduced Him To Lotion Man, Now He's Ignoring My Texts, And I'm F...

Husband Left Abruptly After I Introduced Him To Lotion Man, Now He's Ignoring My Texts, And I'm Fearing An Impending Divorce.
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[@darkverex7617]

I was just introduced to lotion man, and I already love him

[@SussyAsianMenacePlays]

Maybe the real lotion man was the friends we made along the way

[@mazzapanz0da]

Lotion man would never leave you high and dry like that

[@devilishpie]

I can't believe he found his partner unattractive in her most natural state laughing at a silly joke she made. I mean, when I see my partner do that it's like falling in love again??? What is wrong with people

[@scibear9944]

Some folks are just joyless. Sad, isn't it?😢

[@mongviemong]

I was like : you introduced him to a what?!

[@thousandyardgavri2785]

Imagine calling someone immature just for drawing a happy face with lotion.. That's very self reflective tbh

[@emmavrijburg6676]

all i know is that the Lotion Man would never do OP like that

[@doncjack5913]

This title caught me off guard with the choice of words.

[@RedditRevealsAll]

He left over Lotion Man?? Nah, something deeper was brewing. Glad OP got some answers-communication is everything!

[@bbubybunn6866]

Heard this one before, & every time I remember how much of a loser Op husband is 🌚. He took lotion man too seriously! He obviously has no personality or sense of humor 😑. & he takes life way too serious. He would rather be with a woman just like himself-boring, no personality, no sense of humor, & takes life & adulthood too seriously 😒.

[@trevsdead]

??????????????? Wtf is husband on

[@trevsdead]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh bullshit that’s what

[@arievfrank8370]

Lotion man actually help OP to find the truth about her man, lotion man it's the prove that not all heroes wear capes

[@scibear9944]

Anybody else hearing the "Trojan MAAAAN!" commercials but with "Lotion MAAAN!!" instead?? I'm so glad OP found someone to match her energy. I'm a pretty silly person myself, so i understand😂

[@SiesVE]

Yeah the husband was a freaking loser

[@goodnightmyprince6734]

What

[@vamaranthus4555]

LotionMan came back, when she needed him most. You rock, LotionMan!

[@RealSarasLife]

1st comment pin please ❤

[@GloriousRock]

How tf did the lotion come into the story? Still don't understand

[@scibear9944]

She was lotioning up after her shower and decided to make a silly smiley face on her hand with some that had spilled. Hubby thought it was stupid and childish and he left the house because of it. This led to revelations of cheating by hubs. Hubby is a joyless sot and OP is much better off without him. Hint: It wasn't really about the lotion😊