Husband wants spicier food, wife gives him Trinidad scorpion pepper

Dave is a very spoiled man when it comes to Kristy and her cooking. There isn't much she can't do in the kitchen and she feeds him much better than he deserves. Dave should have learned early on that complaining about his wife's food just wouldn't be a smart idea, but sometimes concepts are difficult for men to grasp.<br><br>Dave enjoys the spicy food and heaps the hot sauce on for a little extra kick. But Dave got a little "saucier" than any husband should and he told Kristy that the spice could be a little bit spicier. Kristy started a plan that would take a full year to carry out. She was determined to give Dave exactly what he was asking for and maybe throw in a little life lesson at the same time.<br>Kristy went online and found a seed company that promised a crop of some extremely hot peppers. Ghost peppers have been reputed to be the hottest pepper in the world, even though the Trinidad scorpion and Carolina reaper have nudged them out for the title. Kristy found seeds for quite an array of heat and planted a patch of peppers that would peel the paint off a car.<br><br>When the time came for the harvest, Kristy told Dave his peppers were ready and that he was welcome to try them. Dave dared to ask if they were going to be as hot as she promised and Kristy issued a challenge. She dared Dave to eat one right off the plant. Dave couldn't resist and Kristy decided to film it.<br><br>Dave is definitely used to hot peppers, hot sauce, and anything spicy. He eats Vietnamese peppers like a vegetable and loads the Tabasco on all sorts of foods, so he was a little cocky when he figured this would be pretty easy. He would even admit later that he thought he could eat the whole pepper and possibly a second one. With almost no hesitation, he grabs what he thinks is a ghost pepper. We will never know if Kristy suspected that it was actually a Trinidad scorpion, but Dave was on a roll and Kristy wasn't about to stop him.<br><br>Dave bites into the pepper, starts to feel the burn and then figures he's got it under control. He tries to pretend it's not so bad. At Kristy's suggestion, he takes a second bite, now chewing on more than half of a raw pepper. Dave quickly finds out that the heat hadn't peaked and he suddenly knows he's in serious trouble.<br><br>With no planning and no milk nearby, he runs for the garden hose and tries to stuff it in his mouth. He would eat the spray nozzle at this point and all his pride is gone. Dave rinses and repeats for several minutes but the heat won't subside. His eyes are full of tears, his tongue is on fire, and Kristy is howling with laughter.<br><br>The pain has brought with it a new understanding that trying to eat a ghost pepper or a Trinidad scorpion is not so smart, and that complaining about Kristy's cooking is even less smart.
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[@bjornr9801]

"Its hotter than I thought" "Its not as bad as I thought" "Its hotter than I thought"

[@studapeppahead5384]

Dammit...the most impressive thing about this video is your GARDEN!

[@angelag7992]

This was great!!! Her laugh got me giggling, and then he said he was gonna eat another one and I about choked 😂👍🏻

[@Oxizee]

Burned butt :D

[@adishkisto1714]

Lol

[@TheMightsparrow]

The fact that HE took 2nd bite is commendable. If he finished IT,I'd have taken my hat off to him

[@ga8rielsMsg]

Her laughing at him was hilarious and adorable

[@interestinoldschool8080]

Never trust a thing that can bleed for a week and survive.....take these two words to heart. .."yes dear"....1987 til now. ...served me well...

[@kylel.1965]

Interest in old school Lol!

[@Ghostofenzo]

She had plans to collect off his life insurance when she gave him that pepper!

[@streetbob818]

for what he just did, he actually took it like a champ

[@269gregory]

He turned from white to beet red in no time! Lol!

[@269gregory]

Dank Buds resist what?

[@amaethon2117]

OneTime Gregory. *Resist!!!*

[@269gregory]

Amaethon I don't get it but okay.

[@amaethon2117]

OneTime Gregory. *Just resist!*

[@mikecimerian6913]

Mind over matter. Something I gladly leave to entertainment professionals :D

[@bithebhad1]

You better put the toilet paper in the freezer! It's worse coming out

[@johann296]

Ahahhaha

[@jayjay86443]

Oh and use shea butter lotion with it. Gonna tear everything on the way out ;_;

[@kurtisw7034]

I agree 100%. After you eat the scorpion pepper it's like taking the lid off of hersheys chocolate syrup, turning it upside down, and squeezing it.... but it feels like a volcano erupting. And you try to let it out easy but it wont allow that.

[@sasquatchdonut2674]

Honestly, when I had a dried Carolina reaper, it was worse going in then out

[@bezoticallyyours83]

🤣

[@christ806]

Had me in bits when she was laughing and goes, do yer think my cookings gunna be spicy enuff for yer now ? 🤣🤣🤣

[@tombrown7449]

Never , ever, ever complain about your wife's cooking . learned the hard way !

[@opichocal]

Your wife is trying to collect life insurance! Lol

[@t.t.miller7329]

opichocal NOOO you got it wrong...it's really the OTHER way around...I bet HE has bouquet bucks of insurance on HER as she quickly chokes on his neverending "Kilauea perfume" later after they went to bed that night...

[@infectedvoice7293]

opichocal, dude its a scorpion pepper not fuckin cyanide, they are hot but not THAT hot.

[@MD-uf5mw]

They're WAY hotter fresh like that than they are dried. Kudos to this guy!

[@anteseke2396]

1:23 " Oh I gotta get the *hoes* " Really?! In front of your wife...

[@t.t.miller7329]

Ante SeKe Hahaha...BUT...that won't be his wife for long after bedtime that night...BRRAAAAAAAPP! (then he will yell at the top of his lungs that night after that "It's STILL burning! But now EVERYTHING'S burning like Hellfire dammit Oowwww!!") HAHAHA

[@alexfamie5255]

Ante SeKe zip!!

[@ntro1943]

Ante SeKe my dude is gangsta

[@FightBackorDie2024]

T. T. Miller I didn't use gloves on just a habenaero pepper then touched my wife....yeah did t like me after that for a few days.

[@dannysando1]

Hahahahaha

[@SurfItable]

So adorable to have a relationship like that

[@psc1038]

Dave's a really good sport though. He really needed some milk and a piece of buttered bread not water, that just makes it worse. LMAO! Funny Video!

[@OrangeDiamond33]

He is a good sport for sure. If my wife did that to me I would soak my hand in the juice right before I finger banged her.

[@ghostdtx]

sugar is better than milk for heat

[@MegaFregel]

P S C water works fine tbh

[@RobertPendell]

MegaFregel Nah you want bread. Not even milk is appropriate (although it might help the stomach). The bread will absorb the oils where milk and water will just serve to spread it around and make it works.

[@bp791]

P S C yep got those lying around in the garden

[@shutemdwn]

NEVER screw with the people cooking your food!

[@5winder]

Amen.

[@samn6498]

That’s the reason I love chefs, there’s no one who deserves more respect than the person handling your food where you can’t see it

[@OrangeDiamond33]

If my wife tricked me into thinking a tinadad was a ghost I would puree one and shove it up her snatch.

[@shutemdwn]

I dare ya.

[@flyagaric007]

shutemdwn well,she's his wife,he kinda have to screw her once in while...

[@martingarza3383]

Your wife has a sense of humor excellent.

[@cal1100]

It was funny when he said "I gotta get the hose", but I lost it when he ran for it.

[@SpaceCadet4Jesus]

Dave seems like a really great guy and a good sport. He will be more hesitant about accepting Kristy's challenges in the future, I'm guessing.

[@wildcreatures9810]

Space Cadet nope. Dave’s got more guts than brains. And Kristy is persuasive 😃

[@eluherrahaz1165]

Such a cute couple

[@Mulder-Scully]

Just died at listening to the wife in the background! lol

[@57REDROOSTER]

Oh my poor guy that day and oh my the next day leaving... 10 thumbs up for getting him... Extra 10 thumbs up for that beautiful garden... You have a nice garden with beautiful healthy plants

[@A_nother.]

"The mistake was to swallow it" 😂

[@lfr30043]

I laughed my butt off for 10 minutes. That was deliciously good, thank you

[@wildcreatures9810]

lfr30043 thank you. Here is something else she made me do. Italian Food Is Much Tastier When You Slurp It On A Wakeboardrumble.com/v3mqn8-italian-food-is-more-fun-on-the-go-wake-board-life.html

[@DougMacRay]

Your pepper garden is a thing of pure perfection. You have an incredible talent. Thanks for sharing. Warmly, Boston

[@wildcreatures9810]

Doug MacRay Thanks Doug. My wife works hard out there. Much appreciated!

[@Cicadawee]

This is the funniest husband and wife thing.hahahahaha

[@LisaMarie51968]

Omg this was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 His wife made me laugh harder. He needs some milk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

[@leifd731]

LiViNg SiNgLe Sanchez the only way to make my wife laugh is to unintentionally hurt myself too! Why is that?

[@davidparsons8318]

I was crying laughing at this. So funny!!! Good on ya mate

[@stevecole3192]

Fantastic video, especially the disclaimer at the end! Well done Dave.

[@chrisb6049]

No more spice for a while dave. This is my favorite video I have seen. Thankyou. You can tell no faking in this.

[@samanthaspeaks4206]

I wish i had a green thumb. I love spice ,goodness those peppers i couldnt believe he bit that trinadad like a pickle. Dang

[@NapoleonDynamite69]

Eating and groceey shopping is harder than watering a plant just change pots when ithe roots cover the bottom simple Little organic extracts like neem oil are used to prevent pests and possibly kill them. Just add in water

[@maxinemcclurd1288]

I use gloves when processing the hot ones,cayenne and jalapenos are hot enough for me.

[@nachtkind46]

always use gloves. always. You never know when you might literally blister your skin with a trinidad or a reaper.

[@PatAsbury]

Samantha Speaks The ground will do most the work. Just add water. ✌️

[@DavidLopez-uh6pg]

Nacht Kind I learned from my mistake, I handled a habanero pepper and started cutting it barehanded, worst mistake of my life. my hands were burning so badly for more than a day, couldn't touch anything without feeling pain. so yes gloves

[@kfstreich4787]

You forgot the lactating cow for your garden, you'll need that whole milk!

[@mattokeefe846]

“Not as bad as I thought” “Ohhhh I gotta get the hose” XD too funny.

[@Redn87]

Right On!!! “ I think that it will be just fine” hahahahhah

[@noworriesmate8287]

What he actually said was, you want to spice up their sex life.

[@t.t.miller7329]

No worries Mate Guy...then doing this sure as shit WON'T help the sex life at ALLL...haha...read the comment I made to someone else right above your comment...yesssss...that cute little orange thing is going to make his asshole feel like vent #7 in Kilauea...OH...AND...his ass will sound just like those vents when they blow thousands of cubic feet of that nasty smog into the air...only with this guy it will be trapped under the bedsheets...airing them up like a over inflated tire video in here...you just wait...this guy is going to do a "part 2" where he gets to go sign divorce papers at the lawyers all morning long that next day...yesssir...Hahaha

[@apocalypsehr1746]

No wonder he said "oh I gotta get the *hoes* " 😂

[@RichardsWorld]

Yeah, she should take a bite and then give him a BJ 😀

[@v.i.p8788]

Lmao 👍

[@crowchild16]

"I dont think i can" "Oh its hot" *Takes anouther bite*

[@crowchild16]

Ive tried these before along with ghost pepper extract it burns ao bad for the first 10mins then your tongue becomes numb to it, also my ears started tingling after eating them

[@mohammedshaffi4922]

😂 😂 😂. Lol made me laugh soo much.... You won't be asking for spicier food pal 😂 😂 😂

[@DriftmanX]

Who would thumbs down this video. It was a great laugh to a loving couple sharing a hilarious moment

[@wildcreatures9810]

Woody Xyooj thank you 🙏

[@THEDRAGONGAMER]

Trinidad & Tobago Person passing by👋

[@malataur]

He's gonna need a tub of ice cream to sit in after that comes out. Poor guy. Brave guy!

[@adam_p99]

malataur or a gay snowman

[@GardenNoviceFarm]

“I gotta get the hose”. 😂 😂

[@marklbates]

Lol the wife laughing kills me😂😂😂

[@faustomadebr]

Furious Pete said he felt the pepper in his number 2 for 2 or 3 days. Hahaha

[@rabooey]

From pale face to red face in 1.5 seconds flat, hahahah. Good job on surviving, buddy.

[@lightme1194]

The wife's laugh was the best. Lucky couple in that age still making crazy things and laugh like that

[@David-rr6sf]

His wife's a sadist. Take another bite. Very funny 😄 clip.

[@Mattthewanderer]

You two are so good together! Way to go, both of you!

[@johnbuchen222]

And he did it without cussing!

[@cephalonplant4087]

John Buchen That's the real victory here if he can do it why can't every popular KZbinr

[@philiproyd6563]

You're right! That is what I call a real man!

[@voltio231988]

Because it's not necessary

[@regul8or71]

@@voltio231988 whether is necessary or not is irrelevant. Some/many people swear instinctively when things are hot/painful. Of course it doesn’t help, that’s not the point. I’ve sworn before in those circumstances. I didn’t want to or mean to. Sometimes it just comes out.

[@chrisw5150]

The panick in his voice...soo funny.."the mistake was to swallow it" was too much!!😂

[@philiproyd6563]

This was a good laugh, and a good advertisement for milk.

[@ladyfire2456]

"I gotta get the hose..." Lol

[@DCUOxDestro]

Lady Fire I gotta get the hoes* 😉😂😂😂😂

[@randomdudeposting7842]

"My mistake was swallowing " lol that's what HE said.

[@brucecook502]

"I don't think I can..." takes more bites haha, beast mode. 😄

[@brianwaters5040]

His wife killed me.....funny

[@MrJRW1]

Hahahahahaha😂 That’s so funny! Oh snap! The wife just got payback a million times over! Great video!👍🏻

[@SirDeanosity]

Payback in scoville notes.

[@adamlauina491]

Lol. Took it like a champ

[@stephennolin526]

Haha. This was great. He took it like a champ.

[@seputio6366]

Best part is that the wife laughed the whole time😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GRDray]

Whaaa haha haaa.That was funny. Good going Lady. I feel for you man.

[@NubbyTV101]

Awesome. Lol. I ate the same chilly x with a chocolate jolokia. 8hrs of terribleness. Lol. Worst part was the belly ache. No sting ring. Just terrible guts pain. Thanks for sharing.

[@AchtungKarate]

He IS pretty good with hot food. He takes that scorpion on like a champ.

[@baconcrusader7476]

Lol " that's really hot" as he takes another bite lol

[@luftim]

water just spreads the capsaicin around your mouth, making it worse XD

[@ChrisDogan]

Eating this pepper about to be a breeze! *later* He need some milk! 😂😂😂😂

[@erichdoud8471]

Chris Dogan. Better toot that ass up

[@davidsmock8235]

Chris, did you have a stroke or has your grammar always been shit?

[@jackshabazz]

David Smock shut yo lame white ass up

[@t.t.miller7329]

David Smock Did you ever think that maybe...just Maybe...that english was NOT Chris's childhood language that he grew up with...? Just saying there

[@davidsmock8235]

T.T Highly unlikely.

[@amberhall1288]

Lol! You’re a champ Dave! But next time you probably shouldn’t complain. 😂

[@wildcreatures9810]

Amber Hall I have it good. I know that now 😃

[@PC4USE1]

Dude, if you think it's hot going in , wait till your next library visit. LOL

[@ReaperCheGuevara]

"Wow that's hotter than I expected" adds more water. You are supposed to eat ice cream or drink milk and the best thing that works is eating peanut butter believe it or not. Water just makes everything about a hot pepper hotter.

[@doblejota9651]

""Its not stopping" Did you really expected to just stop by drinking water from a hose?

[@1joshjosh1]

I think he was just a little shocked that's all. I'm sure he knew.

[@thegob1in]

Damn! That was great! He said at the end he will have another LOL

[@alvind614]

This is one way to make grown men cry. 😂😂😂

[@welovenewfies]

Oh my gosh, so funny!!! Be careful, we love your videos!! Haha!!

[@wildcreatures9810]

Thank you. Hotter peppers are growing now. We'll have round two in a few months.

[@anthonybush3134]

It’s never a good idea to complain about your wife’s cooking

[@GaetanoPirulli]

Anthony Bush lol

[@dantemadden1533]

I dunno, if it’s shit you should probably inform her so she knows that whatever if was didn’t work and then next time it’ll be better, how is someone supposed to learn if they get no feedback whatsoever, that’s just idiotic, if somethings good you’d tell so why not when it’s bad

[@erikiacopelli451]

not as bad as i thought.....*runs for the hose* LMAO!!

[@DeathEgg666]

I had a bite of a Trinidad Scorpion once and I couldn’t swallow it, yet I was still in agony! This man is a trooper!

[@UrbanHillbillyVideos]

Do we have any milk? No seriously get me some phucking milk! lol

[@2wolfsfightinsideyou]

URBAN HILLBILLY VIDEOS salt, anything salty will stop the burn, also you do not swallow a too spicy pepper, because it comes out the other end.

[@bremCZ]

URBAN HILLBILLY VIDEOS Milk doesn't help the tongue, it helps the stomach.

[@TheBeaver50]

URBAN HILLBILLY VIDEOS I'm vegan, milk is not an option .

[@bremCZ]

TheBeaver50 Human milk would be an option.

[@dsfs17987]

@Brem, there is that issue of hmm... cannibalism, that's if you follow the logic that animal milk is a no go for him :D

[@yes5773]

This is adorable! Lol!!

[@RODWALLBANGER]

Dude has an awesome attitude about this

[@engine4209]

Salt, milk for the mouth, and ice cream for the tailpipe later on lol!

[@PowerTom286]

You should have fighted the burn with eating fat, butter, oil or anything like, that cuts off oxygen access to the irritated skin, that will help soothing the pain

[@c956rubber]

Lol...should've done the dumb and dumber scene trick with the mustard and ketchup.

[@charlest5604]

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

[@c956rubber]

james cowboy lmfao "Here this helps"

[@candicelee8922]

Bet he doesnt ever complain that her cooking isnt spicy enough.. Lol

[@TheOriginalAndysGarage]

what's funny is his wife knew exactly what he did wrong, LOL

[@woodybenjam]

I'm pissing myself laughing, that's too funny.

[@ismailalansia8405]

Phillip Woody Shepherd loool

[@swenekaf1141]

🎶Your husband wants it more spicy , who you gonna call ? Ghost Peppers 🎶

[@mnhr7494]

Lesson Learnt - never question your wife :D

[@lefishjamezjamez9818]

This guy is very pleasant. Great manner and probably the soul of a party

[@wildcreatures9810]

lefishjamez Jamez 🙏

[@arcadiagreen150]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

[@mattakudesu]

I've got a dried bag of these, they are pretty tasty. I love popping one in a bowl of chili.

[@t.t.miller7329]

Jonathan Green You cheated awwww...now be a REAL MAN and pick the "Real McCoy" from the plant yourself just like he does and then eat that...THEN TRY to say its "tasty"...uh HUH...Hahaha

[@ThisTall]

All that heat isn’t a characteristic, it’s the plants self defence mechanism desperately trying not to be eaten. Lol

[@square_zerohero2281]

You guys have a beautiful garden. I hope you enjoy it together.

[@rutherfordmacpinkledink84]

Don't kid yourself buddy, the ghost pepper would've hurt almost as bad.

[@taniwha3706]

😁😁😁 hahahilarious Dave.. Now sir, you may quit talking negatively about your wife's spicy cooking

[@jimrhunter]

This guy handled that like a champ. No cursing or flailing around. Dude gets some points on the man card.

[@markandapps]

Dave you are truly a brave man. Salute!

[@mrmidnight32]

He’s going to have the shits for a year 😂😂

[@allywolf9182]

Blistering on both ends!

[@marjamada]

To reduce the burn of peppers, take a spoon of honey in your mouth and swish it around for five minutes. Water doesn't help, but you will be amazed how well honey works. Try it.

[@SpazMan420]

He turned like 5 shades of red in a matter of seconds lol.!!!!