Alpha Kazuha Warned You NOT To Come! [Kazuha ASMR]

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[@mayaasmrs7250]

kazuha: you’ve been listing to Xiao alot me: Fuck he knows, HE KNOWS

[@Dreqm.Dvxnn.]

WHEN THAT HAPPENED, THAT WAS ME FR-

[@echochu-san547]

I was like its becoming selfaware !! XD AAA

[@dej4_vu15]

Mood lol

[@yourlocalhuman5737]

And I know he knows🎶🎶🎶

[@irelia6097]

FUCK RUN BEFORE THEY BOTH TRY TO CLAIM YOU!

[@_charliedraws_7058]

ok listen up gang, this is once in a purple moon content. Treat it like an eclipse, sit back, put on your cinema glasses, and treat this moment like it is your last.

[@silent_child6195]

Fax🥰🤌

[@your._.local_simp3780]

I am, who wants some popcorn 🍿

[@your._.local_simp3780]

@Yea No. Sure here *gives bucket of popcorn*

[@HadeaMeowww]

Gimme

[@zschraml]

Oo i want some to gimme and i brought the drinks

[@kai7347]

Him : cant you smell it? Me : IM NO DOG I CANT SMELL SHIT- Him : albedo, the omega next dor Me : *wheeze* Also, take care and be sure to rest!

[@miilkyystars]

i'll be his alpha ;)

[@Mc_McDonalds_albedo]

@@miilkyystarsWHAT

[@pukin_6971]

Did we really just gaslight Kazuha into thinking we don't listen to Xiao asmr?

[@kai-hn5br]

Yep

[@The_Wild_Girls]

Yes we did

[@Obanaisimps]

Yup😂

[@Emma_Sano003]

Yes

[@Yuki_ro.]

Kazuha: You we're listening to Xiao with your headphones on and your blanket up to your neck Me: *15 heart attacks* b-b-b-b-but sir I'm a Xiao main it's necessary.... AND STOP EXPOSING ME Kazuha: you need to cut off contact with his dad too Me: KAZUHA HE'S MY SUPPORT I CAN'T-

[@theforestgarden4850]

Kazuha: Look at me, listener. Don't you feel guilty for listening to this audio? Me: No, Sir I feel ✨ *Blessed* ✨ Kazuha: you will cut contact with Xiao okay? Never talk to him again Me who just came from listening to a xiao audio: *yes*

[@docen8894]

FR LMAO I JUST CAME BACK FROM WATCHING AT LEAST ONE ASMR OF EVERY GENSHIN CHARACTER-

[@sheenalnarayan9401]

No

[@theforestgarden4850]

@Xiao I-

[@sheenalnarayan9401]

Same

[@wilfredocane6899]

Same thing

[@fuckallyallbroihateuall]

Kazuha: “You’re not lying? You dont listen to Xiao that much?” Me: No im lying. Every night shawty. *come on fck me emo boy-* 😃

[@アニカ-r1f]

GURL I FEEL YOU

[@dazoo908]

same bestie. same.

[@Deadliestofallflowers]

LMAO

[@thatoneweebperson]

Gurl when I tell I died of laughter cuz when I read the last sentence I read it like how it says it in song

[@your._.local_simp3780]

Emo boy-

[@aisaki_]

Kazuha : you liar Me : dude I can't even lie without telling the truth one minute after

[@your._.local_simp3780]

Kazu: You've been listening to Xiao...alot Me: He knows ah shi-

[@Rekachann]

Him: you’ve been listening to him a lot Me who’s actually so shy and insecure even about my taste in music: hmm? Xiao? Kazuha? Who are those? I just woke up from my very good nap

[@Julia-gv8pb]

HOW TF DID HE KNOW I HAD MY HEADPHONES IN, MY BLANKET UP TO MY NECK AND THAT I'VE BEEN LITSENING TO XIAO-

[@BellaHimiko_]

HES A STALKER

[@kel7742]

Cut the cameras-

[@nightpanda1913]

HE IS WATCHING US THROUGH THE SCREEN 😰

[@Moldy_soup]

@@nightpanda1913 OH NO

[@your._.local_simp3780]

Hyacinth works with the FBI

[@ribloop2517]

FOURTH WALL BREAKING KAZUHA BROKE THE FOURTH WALL

[@Hypaxia]

“Look at me, listener. Don’t you feel guilty for listening to this audio?” No. I’m shameless. Plus, I gotta mow my carpet so I have the excuse of it just popping up while I listened to off-brand music.

[@silent_child6195]

Slay

[@likelyfrancis913]

Slayyy

[@Hypaxia]

@@likelyfrancis913 💅💅

[@Hypaxia]

@@silent_child6195 💅💅

[@BellaHimiko_]

Slay ✨

[@asiljanijara169]

"You are to cut contact with his dad as well, just in case" Did you have to call me out like that 😳

[@carolineraimaquiling3877]

Kazuha: *mentions Xiao* Me: I fkced up- I fcked it up now. Edited. Why tf did i put Albedo-?

[@BellaHimiko_]

Albedo-? Xd

[@arya4272]

Because albedo was mentioned in it maybe?

[@kel7742]

The omega verse is so frickn wild but these audios are just 😩💅

[@fooll69]

" you've been listening to xiao a lot " how the fu- do you know that kazuha? 😃 ofc not... *deletes history* 😅 " cut off contact with him " bu-but my primogems? 💔

[@Lovely_2783]

“Look at me listener don’t you feel guilty for listening to this audio?” Me- no not at all

[@Run.aaaaaa]

Also hyacinth Make sure you rest and be safe! And stay hydrated!

[@CrystallineMid]

Me: Wait- *Sees the words Alpha Kazuha *Remembers a chatfic of Xiao x Reader whereby Itto is a Alpha Me: KAZUHA YOU AIN'T ITTO-

[@aisaki_]

Kazuha : you're not lying ? You don't listen to Xiao that much? Me : I still haven't listened to a Xiao asmr... only Aether and Scaramouche... WAIT, I NEVER SAID ANYTHING , FORGET THE PART WITH AETHER AND SCARA

[@kok.o]

"i know what you do in your bed" yeah. i SLEEP. have you heard of that word?

[@blueberry-bw3vn]

Kazuha: Look at me, listener. Don't you feel guilty for listening to this audio? Me: at this point is there any shame left? 🧍‍♀️ Kazuha: you will cut contact with Xiao okey? Never talk to him again Me who is planing to listen the siren Xiao asmr after this: yes :)

[@Mc_McDonalds_albedo]

OMG YOU HAVW LISTEN TO THE XIAO SIREN ASMR 2?

[@stel3594]

Him: "look at me, listener don't you feel guilty for listening to this audio" Me: "Ehe. No not at all 🤡💅".

[@aiseosamuu]

Kazuha: you've been listing to xiao a lot Me: ok i stop doing that

[@hutao9520]

*Its 12 O’clock What Is Yall Doing Up this late-*

[@ochakouraraka3287]

Lmao bestie d o n ' t a s k

[@LvThDv]

I was eating my whole fridge

[@venaquaterratus2110]

It is 6 am at home 😭

[@ecliptic7163]

What are you doing up this late? 👀

[@strawberryr10t22]

It’s like 10 for me

[@dej4_vu15]

Him: you don’t love me do you? something something Xiao something I forgot the line Me: …….Sir, we’ve already established that I’m ambiamorous. Why are you surprised?

[@m4rthin4]

5:06 AYO HOW THE HE-

[@hellssupervisor1391]

I loved this!! Though you better not be overworking yourself, Darling! You always look out for us by posting DAILY ...... You deserve a break!

[@hyacinthvocals]

thank you but i'm ok! hard work is the name of the game :D

[@hellssupervisor1391]

@@hyacinthvocals. Well, it is well appreciated by all of us!

[@mariannarios7620]

@@hyacinthvocals oh gosh 😩💖

[@-Bunny_Skullz-]

the fact that i actually haven't been listening xiao audio's i've been listen to kazuha audio's i've been into kazuha more latley but ayato...... it's a mix of him and kazuha

[@venaquaterratus2110]

The return of kazuha ! 💮 🍂

[@Gilda-v6e]

DEMN HYAN YOU'RE GETTING BETTER AT THAT-

[@hyacinthvocals]

THAT-

[@bubblycass]

maybe i feel guilty but atleast im being blessed LMAO

[@nagitokomaeda8803]

Wrong fandom- _Wrong fandom_

[@Nagito_Komaeda591]

Omg hey Nagito

[@nagitokomaeda8803]

@@Nagito_Komaeda591 hey-

[@Beloved_Saki]

BRO POSTED THIS VIDEO WHEN I'M AT SCHOOL BUT THAT'S FINE I CAN AT LEAST LISTEN TO THIS AFTER A LONG STRESSFUL DAY :D

[@AM3LIASAN]

TF HOW DID HE KNOWS HE BROKE THE FORTH WALLS

[@lillychan3566]

Kazuha: I need to keeps I need to keep Me: KEEP WHATKAZUHA SPIT IT OUT

[@reyascy]

The notification was enough to make me forget about sleep

[@KATE-wx7jd]

Kazuha: you have been listening to Xiao a lot! Me: shit how did he knew?! (I literally was listening to a Xiao asmr before I clicked on this one! 🥲)

[@Anemo_Wind]

Same..🤧

[@KATE-wx7jd]

@@Anemo_Wind kazuha is probably gonna punish us for that! 👀

[@kel7742]

Don’t worry Kazuha, just light a few bath and bodywork’s candles 😍🤞

[@umepawz]

KEL?-

[@kel7742]

@@umepawz venti 🤨

[@AxelsCarAvacado]

I don’t listen to Xiao, I listen to Albedo 🤗

[@MemoriesInMonochrome]

Kazuha been smoking too much Naku Weed.

[@skylar5256]

man- i never bring headphones in my room- im currently listening to this in the living room- thankfully, alone

[@Hederrrcole88]

HE KNOWS HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW???

[@lamorthonyfairyfriend4082]

My sleep schedule is intentionally bad: 10pm to 4am

[@---cs6wt]

Wtf he’s breaking the 4th wall HOW DOES HE KNOW?!!?!!!! 😳😳🫣

[@silent_child6195]

Just in time for the gays🥰🫴🏳️‍🌈

[@qwwrtp]

5:16 IM EXACTLY LIKE THAT RIGHT NOW-

[@queen.dreame]

I’m so scared rn when he said I was listening to xiao a lot I got scared and threw my xiao plushie and then he said that how I’m in my bed with my bed sheets up to my neck or smt and my headphones on I got scared and took off my headphones and jumped out of my bed

[@tinanightray6370]

I don't want him to cry or feel pain again~ 😢 thanks hun~ 💙🌹

[@kel7742]

Kazuha is a # alpha male😍😍🥰😡😡😡🤩😎🤓🤪😝😌😉😤🥵🥵🥶🥶😱😱😡😡😡👹👹👹💀💀

[@joodmoment]

Me too kel

[@Ihave5husbands]

"ill never listen to xiao again i promise" video end: clicks on xiao asmr

[@Luna-ki7fq]

oh shit he knows that I've been listening to xiao

[@aether8425]

I should really be asleep rn but idgaf bc it’s Kazuha 😍😍

[@clipy9590]

yess kazuha is everything 😍

[@littlegriseo]

@~Lumine~ Hello onee-chan....

[@littlegriseo]

@~Lumine~ l missed you a lot onee-chan....Gives onee-chan a hug......onee-chan l tried to go back home earlier but l don't remember the way back home but onee-chan are you still in inazuma??

[@silent_child6195]

🥰😮‍💨🤌

[@littlegriseo]

@~Lumine~onee-chan home is very far away....My home is not in teyvat it's in another place but let's go home now yes l want ice cream....But onee-chan why is everyone so tall in teyvat???

[@foreverhisfavourite]

damn.. nah cuz imagine alpha xiao kazu and maybe scara fighting..

[@Ii_Shan]

I don't feel guilty listening to this audio 😍

[@Raiden-Ei.]

Heizou why are u here🤨📸

[@Ii_Shan]

@@Raiden-Ei. Nah, what are YOU doing here? 🤨🤨

[@Raiden-Ei.]

@Heizuo Yae Miko sended me this

[@Ii_Shan]

@@Raiden-Ei. Oh- then why did you click it?? 👩‍🦲

[@Raiden-Ei.]

@Heizuo are u on drugs or something-

[@ganyu-w2h]

I think that I listened this to many times now...

[@raidenei9976]

Ganyu.. Why tf are you here?

[@ganyu-w2h]

@@raidenei9976 Uhm... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE TOO?

[@raidenei9976]

@@ganyu-w2h I’m looking for Venti, now mind explaining why are you here?

[@ganyu-w2h]

@@raidenei9976 I.. You know I accidently cliked the video... and why would you look for Venti here.?

[@drunktone-deafbard276]

@@raidenei9976 barbie toes 😍

[@angelicasakura7276]

The picture lmao 💀

[@kazudead]

I love ur asmr it literally makes me feel things❤️❤️

[@trristn]

i tried to scream…but my head was in kazu-

[@raidenei9976]

Wtf- Why are you here traveler?

[@trristn]

@@raidenei9976 Raiden! I…. .. I was walking my Paimon…

[@Raiden-Ei.]

Traveler and..Ei?!! Omg i think yae miko put “Raiden Ei” instead of “Raiden Shogun” in my youtube oof-

[@Raiden-Ei.]

Also traveler why are you here???

[@raidenei9976]

@@Raiden-Ei. Oh God- Hello Shogun

[@Barbatossy]

Look at me Hyan, I'm not feeling guilty AT ALL. *press start* :)

[@Jazzy_Love808]

what are you doing here?

[@Barbatossy]

@@Jazzy_Love808 Just enjoying some great ASMR... :) and you Xiao ? 👀

[@Jazzy_Love808]

@@Barbatossy dont tell zhongli aether forced me to

[@diluc2628]

Venti??????

[@nagitokomaeda8803]

Ayo Diluc?

[@skylar5256]

"you better mean, what you say" Ad: "Im leaving, for good" PFFT- AHAHAH-

[@randompersonno.8446]

When you want to buy the Patreon but you're broke asf 😔

[@silent_child6195]

BRO ITS SO TRUE

[@---cs6wt]

Exactly

[@thatoneweebperson]

Exactly

[@seiyarules]

What a nice birthday present when my headphones are dead 🙂

[@The_Wild_Girls]

Kazuha: i know you have been listing to xiau alot Me: FUCK HE KNOWS HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW!? Σ(・∀・；)

[@Luvlymooon]

I feel exposed he knows what I did and how I looked bro I’m scared

[@yourmeadow8816]

It's 5 in the morning and I haven't slept... But is this worth it? Totally

[@joiseann1269]

The earliest I’ve ever been lol...this was uploaded ten minutes ago.

[@ashlii8914]

IM GONNA MELT HELP

[@rashomonsBeastt]

It’s like drugs listening to this someone help me-

[@raidenei9976]

Traveler- Why are you here?

[@rashomonsBeastt]

@@raidenei9976 listen- someone told me to listen to it now I am kinda addicted but you what are you doing here? Aren’t you lesbian or something you dont Like kazuha do you?😀

[@thatoneweebperson]

The better question is why are both of you here

[@Kpop_Anime_Fan]

Damn i Was scared i thought he Heard me

[@hikarikazeki2312]

7:30 its one or another who do you prefer? *mega strugle noises*

[@MemoriesInMonochrome]

*struggle*

[@tsukasayugi6955]

if i ever had to pick between kazuha and xiao- IT WOULD BE XIAO NO QUESTIONS ASKED

[@xiaowhat4903]

Love it Ty for making it🥰

[@treacli8230]

Amazing as always Hyan 💕💕🔥

[@hanna_xo8267]

ALBEDO???!?!??

[@Mybattlecrazedmaniac]

Ive been blessed 😍

[@xx.irina.x]

I’m next to my brother 🐝

[@Munchie_wiggles_CrAzY]

It is 8:55 rn and I'm in front of my parents watching this Btw if the time is blue don't mind it Oki?

[@h3llookvtty]

DUDE I LITERALLY LOVE YOUR ASMR SM STOP

[@hyacinthvocals]

Thank you!!❤️❤️

[@akuwakfu]

"cut off contact with him." me having a xiao asmr ready after this one: 🧍‍♂sureeeeeeeeeee.....

[@LaNo0lio]

Are you going to do an omegaverse version for Heizou and Tighnari too?

[@donotdisturb2491]

Me chust chilling Him my hands are so sore from it Me😳😏 Also him no more listening to xaio Me who has him next on my watch later

[@LEN.luxx1]

HES IN DA WALLS 😨

[@-CaramelStarlight-]

I feel half guilty but was interested bc I didn’t see a wolf related one.

[@PhoenixwingASMR]

You ask me if I feel guilty not at all not. at. all.

[@katieleora8057]

not me listening to this while drawing xiao fanart 🫣 i'm sorry mr kazuha i love you i promise 😂😂🤣🤣

[@63247]

Me:minding my business. Kazuha:I want to mate you me:TF YOU SAID🤯😱

[@Lioru92]

Ahaha, I uh, yes, thank you 🤲

[@hyacinthvocals]

glad to see my a/b/o enthusiast still kicking 💪

[@Lioru92]

@@hyacinthvocals Ehehe, yes >w

[@randommcyt7948]

Sleep what’s that? I can stay up

[@silent_child6195]

Yea never heard of them🥰🫴

[@rineabeth4951]

ALRIGHT- This one has me WEAK and the Xiao comment... L I S T EN... I feel attacked- ssmdfoisdjguids

[@Ventithebard332]

How do you make kissing soumds like that is so cool!!!!!! Edit: to anwser Kazuha question not at all

[@SophiaJen-nn3ui]

Omg everything he said that we do with xiao Asmrs is what I’m doing right now ✋💀

[@lastuserwascringeforgottoc7921]

its 8:22 in the night rn😇

[@krissy_1631]

New SUBSCRIBER !!!!!!❤❤❤

[@its816]

SERIOUSLY ANOTHER ONE I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR 2 DAYS TO REST LET ME REPEAT REST

[@hyacinthvocals]

please just enjoy it! one day i really will rest then you guys will miss the daily uploads >:D

[@its816]

But still you have to rest once in while I don't care if it's for 1 day just a take a break (◍•ᴗ•◍)

[@Khreaeily]

4:45 Yakalandık asker

[@kloudyy5733]

I have a playlist of audios and the next one is a Xiao one😭

[@thatoneweebperson]

I cant breathe properly not because of the video but the comments on this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Floor-door]

The NUMBER OF TIMES U WHAT YOURSELVES 🤨