Mondo Megabits: Control the Narrative (Ruleset Explained)

[@HydeWars]

If you're reading this.. we're Minting Public Mint: 12:30 EST @ mondomegabits.com/mint Have a look at the cards @ mondomegabits.com/mondopedia Join the Mondo discord @ discord.gg/mondo

[@zccomedyclips]

I’m Ready

[@germen343]

Can I have some money

[@germen343]

I'm a veteran btw

[@seagie382]

Can I have some money, me not being a veteran and all?

[@tie7626]

can i not have some money

[@blueninety]

I wasn't sold until the rules stated "Player order is determined by fist fight. Whoever wins the fist fight may play first."

[@Hihowqreyou]

Unless the opponent is killed or hospitalised in the fist fight, resulting in a win by default.

[@Titantitan001]

Flipping a coin sounds a bit more sustainable. Most people wouldn’t even make it to the card game.

[@blueninety]

@@Titantitan001 then they don't deserve to play

[@freedomofspeech2867]

Squat 190

[@blueninety]

@@freedomofspeech2867 post quads

[@blacklisted4885]

I can see a certain tribe of people dominating this game

[@flameguy3416]

Mixed race

[@Luke-xi2pq]

@@flameguy3416 Elf.

[@N19N90N9]

The Globlins

[@ferrisbueller9991]

Ones responsible for the Russian Revolution? Or the ones who sunk the USS Liberty?

[@n0tett]

Black Jesus

[@Chrisxantixemox]

If you kill your opponent in the pre-game fist fight, does that count as a win?

[@HydeWars]

Yes

[@PaulvonOberstein]

@@HydeWars If you kill your enemies, do they win?

[@WeedAndGuns]

My dad was a cop and used to pull his "Monopoly On Violence" card all the time,, but you know someone had to pull the "Race" card 🙄 Now we're homeless. 😞

[@terminal8]

@@HydeWars so at what point do i get to colonize someones mum. Also if i do how many acres can i expand my moisture farm per turn. Oh and if there is a flash flood how many d20 worth of drowning in a$$ damage do i take and how many turns before i can repair my equipment and resume operations

[@firinne]

@@PaulvonOberstein under rated comment, man.

[@zeekthegeek4538]

Love it when the candy man does his American accent, almost sounds like an authentic Midwest accent.

[@jasonmaguire7552]

This doesn't sound Midwestern and he lives in new England, not the midwest

[@sirmount2636]

@@jasonmaguire7552 he’s literally Irish so don’t expect it to be perfect. He does a Midwest accent better than many Hollywood actors

[@PhildoBaggins]

He does a good Boston Rhode Island accent

[@Rizimar]

This is definitely a New Englander accent, not a Midwestern one. Midwesterners don't say "kid" like how Sam did for instance, but Massholes do. Midwesterners will say "excuse me" after burping into a mic, while Sam says nothing, just like a New Englander. New England also says "fentanyl" while Midwesterners call it "Floydanyl". These are important distinctions when perusing American culture.

[@baileyrecordings3558]

you're losing your fucking mind

[@wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045]

I'm excited to play the free version eventually.

[@w7bUxhwRYUo8Lv]

It's free, the NFTs are separate from the game. They are just there to make (lose) money trading, and to fund this and future projects for Sam's team. The only problem is, there is no tangible game lol. You can wait until they make more cards and eventually sell a physical edition (it's planned) or develop an online game/mod for TTS. You can do the latter yourself, actually. All the main resources are there on the website. Well, at least for one faction, FAKE TECH, the only one that exists for now. It will probably take a while for them to design all the others, but this one alone has 100 cards, all available for free on the website. It's going to be pretty limited because of the lack of factions. Hell, they don't even know if it's playable at all, that's why we are supposed to be the play-testers. If you have enough imagination, study the rules, create a deck somehow somewhere by picking ~40 cards, get a dice/coin and a piece of paper/excel sheet and get another person to do the same - there's your game. I'm not sure a single game has been played by anyone yet, everyone is busy minting and trading the NFTs, so you could be the first. But if you don't want to - you probably don't - I recommend just reading some of the cards on the website under Mondopedia, they are absolutely hilarious.

[@OPTIMUSL1ME]

@@w7bUxhwRYUo8Lv I refuse to believe everything we've seen of Sam's game was for a card game. I think he was making something super similar to Cruelty Squad and then scrapped it all when that game came out

[@w7bUxhwRYUo8Lv]

@@OPTIMUSL1ME are you thinking of Joyride? That's still coming, in about 100 years.

[@cole8834]

@@w7bUxhwRYUo8Lv Yeah, I can't wait for Joyride. Sam's been keeping Evan in the slave pens for like, 5 years now though; drip feeding him random schizphrenic ideas as "inspo" I don't think Joyride is even past pre-production; the only person actually working on the code for Joyride is literally just Evan I think; and he also did a ton of stuff for MMB. It seems like Sam might be a pretty alright game designer though; depending on how his card game turns out lol

[@theshoes7488]

It’s worth the wait!

[@OneThomasBlack]

"Plan the perfect rape" "*Active Camo* powers down halfway through" "Life is ruined" Hits just like DnD

[@Juliankb39]

Slowclap.gif

[@trikstari7687]

That rare feeling when you don't know if this is a scam or a legitimate tutorial on the inner workings of politics

[@5g_schitzo863]

Is a bunch of bullshit, like Sam admitted at the end of his ted talk.

[@joancan665]

@@5g_schitzo863 All that stuff about intersectionality was bang-on

[@willorn]

rare feeling like a pony game huh

[@theclericbeast4real]

@@willorn LMAOOO

[@tjshull98]

@@joancan665 time stamp?

[@daniel_dumile]

I look forward to deboonking bad faith narratives to win the game of life

[@KA-vs7nl]

Bad faith? They want your soul lmfao Ngmi

[@lazyboyz5472]

I-I-IM-IMM-IMMMMM DEEEEEEBBOOOOOOOOKING

[@psydankthepsyduck4890]

Jesus Christ I can’t understand the rules at all but I’m glad I’m alive in this era so I can watch mondo megabits grow to immeasurable proportions

[@5g_schitzo863]

That's the point, Sam hates MTG players. It's all gobily gook. I'm glad I fucking skipped this shit video.

[@No_one448]

It's basically modern day Yu-Gi-Oh except you become a complete schizoid instead of a duelist.

[@tildoyagins7931]

Just think about it from the perspective of the digital overlords that censor your thought and eat your will through fake technocapital.

[@wiltchamberlain1928]

think it, dream it, do it

[@agaetis9472]

In the future doctors will read the rules out and based on how much you understand is where you'll be placed on the autism spectrum

[@alexjohnson9798]

Is waiting until the worst possible time to release an NFT to release an NFT part of the joke?

[@HydeWars]

It's an important part of the lore

[@alexjohnson9798]

@@HydeWars right on

[@uberneanderthal]

You try to beat the [Currency Merchants] with their own [Money Magic]. Roll for success.

[@gtigkrjeuf2997]

Think of the NFT part as just a way to donate to Joyride's development

[@AnotherAvaibleName]

@@HydeWars DEEPEST LORE

[@kneetotheface]

i completely understand every part of this card game!

[@AmstradExin]

Same! It's more fleshed out than any other NFT Game at least. :D ......also a fun story to listen to

[@bordelon]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! tomorrow is the “Mondo Megabits” mint day!

[@thaksjtube]

I really just want to see someone play this game

[@judgeholden849]

It sounds fucking dope, like the narrative of the game is how power works in reality

[@tallpaulism]

I wanna see a Sam Hyde Vs Andrew Tate match! That shit would be fire!

[@judgeholden849]

@@tallpaulism I don't understand why people give a shit about this andrew tate guy all of the sudden. For real...how long have you been a fan and why?

[@thewholecircus2792]

We are all playing right now, what are you talking about?

[@tallpaulism]

@@judgeholden849 Not a fan, just seen him in a lot of video's lately.

[@g3nj1]

So do you just play this in your own schizophrenic mind against yourself or what?

[@user-jp2vj4cc6p]

Yes

[@michaelfample]

we all sit around in a discord and try and one-up each other in a competition of who can be the least funny

[@CWB342]

Let's help Jet get his bicycle and stay healthy!

[@wheelmanstan]

TEN speeds!

[@ModMax69]

he can just ride bic flame some more

[@randalthor6872]

i'll just send in some money cuz I heard that NFTs are really gay?

[@demosuche]

"I ride bike."

[@conzmoleman]

My urethra is completely inside out. More on this later

[@HoboHunterRik]

Man if fighting about rules is in the rules than my family is gonna love this

[@iHappyVideo]

Lmao when he says “we’ll get back to that” and never does 😊

[@PrtclWav]

you guys are awesome. I hope you get that gun and honda civic!

[@jplichta]

Nice scam, Mr Candyman!!

[@papag1196]

Think it, dream it , do it

[@2013Arcturus]

I finally discovered something that is beyond even my autism

[@tobby12347]

The mint cost was .25 Eth, the current price is .08 Eth. -70% in value 😨

[@SilverKen15]

Easier for me to build my deck kid!

[@makerflaker8358]

So Mondomegabits is Sam’s perception of what real life is, Joy Ride is gonna be what he wishes it was

[@dj-2k276]

Very underrated MDE comment

[@fvjisinferno207]

Real hood story Teller

[@kulkutha6148]

more like a completely accurate representation of reality.

[@billepperson2662]

So does anybody still play?

[@yakub3962]

I can't wait to watch the first livestreamed mondo megabits tournament 💀💀💀 i know it'll be wild af

[@charlessmith5465]

if Piker won't box Sam nor consent to letting him remove him from his home (legally), then they should play this game together and stream it.

[@yakub3962]

@@charlessmith5465 yes especially because of the fist fight to determine who plays first :)

[@cesarr.3377]

This reminds me of a 90s card game called ‘Illuminati’

[@tombsandtemples]

Wierd, that

[@looshkie8890]

- MondoMegabits releasing soon - *panics* "Hey google, find life insurance policy with biggest payout" - reinstate contact with girl from high school that was kind of into you

[@hkhjg1734]

Bro IDK if this is possible but if you can print these cards up IRL with some of that special plastic from the 90s where the image changes as you look at it from different angles, these would be amazing to collect IRL. I would pay like 20$ per card if they were really well done.

[@ivy8483]

they could possibly hold the crypto in some high tech crypto wallet interface but I’m idealistic

[@tom_mac]

A wise man once taught me to put my guard up if I ever hear someone say "storytelling". Uh-oh.

[@jasonmaguire7552]

Every time I hear storytelling, I reach for my gun

[@durin6358]

I'm really digging the unironic early 90's cgi college art school mtv schtick

[@zccomedyclips]

Dropping my life savings on this boys

[@deadliestvice5356]

Go into debt.

[@commentaccount7880]

gay

[@blueninety]

The animations, the sounds, the entire art direction is a beautiful type of ugly, a modern retro. Very nice job and good luck with your project

[@guycomments]

Visually sam has always teamed up with absolute wizards of this specific craft. Always floored by what they come out with visually

[@tagg946]

nice, following in logan paul's footsteps like a true con artist.

[@PatsRule1224]

Imagine falling for a crypto scam from someone that looks like Jed Neptune and a 40 year old homeless man. I'd kill myself

[@cafefps]

Damn there is no way anyone could appreciate the bass on the SNES waterworld soundtrack when that game was released.

[@derekperez1418]

Especially since most only heard it from the TV drivers, instead of a proper hi-fi stereo.

[@Neziavothal]

"tap" and "untap" are trademarked so careful

[@n0tett]

One of the best decisions I've made financially was realizing that Mondo Megabits was not going to be like How to Bomb, and not buying them.

[@drewh9166]

This games will be played at the highest level in Davos next year

[@wheelmanstan]

I salute and bow to all you men out there that actually know what the fuck is going on. I can't keep up.

[@buddhaspriest]

It's a card game for women.

[@JimboRustles]

Sam Hyde the grifter is taking money from suckers by jumping on the NFT hype train almost a year after it already died.

[@More_Row]

@@JimboRustles you missed a spot

[@GangsterFrankensteinComputer]

Cards require Funding Points (FP) to be drawn. Players start with 20FP (20FP is max), players gain +4FP a turn. You win by either giving your own narrative +5pts or reducing the opponents to -5pts. You start by laying down your narrative, a set of three cards that require an Agenda card, a Figurehead card and an Incantation card. You can play these cards at any time, and even interrupt your opponents turn using their abilities. These cards require funding to be used again. These cards are placed in the Think Tank, (3 cards closest to player). The next 3 cards are your Buffer Zone(BuZ), the cards are played all at once if your narrative is attacked, after which they are discarded. After the BuZ is used it remains empty for the rest of the game. The BuZ consists of a Tactic, a Challenge and one creature, (must be a Patsy , Double Agent or Bad Actor). The rest of the cards are playing into the Battle Zone(BaZ). You attack by first destroying all the opponents creatures in the BaZ, have already triggered their BuZ and have your own creature to do the attacking. You can only do one point of damage per turn, (unless you use a plot twist card that also damages the opponents narrative). To improve your own narrative you must spend 10 FP at once, (or use a plot twist card that improves narrative).

[@tysonhoward1748]

@John Greek he's not lmfao he's just Tryna extract some value from his dipshit fans

[@CH1EFBL1TZ]

The covid narrative was damn near a +4, crazy

[@landenx]

Not into NFTs, but I’m afraid the Candyman will hunt me down and exterminate me if I don’t buy

[@kilmatik4192]

facts

[@_Addi_]

I cant wait to see recordings of this game pop up on yt. Im going to binge them all.

[@thoughtfox12]

Somehow solely enjoying this vicariously seems very fitting for this meta modern monstrosity

[@_Addi_]

@@thoughtfox12 I have my money and time invested elsewhere, but it seems like quite the fun concept. Maybe in the future Ill invest in it and play some.

[@TR_P]

Narrative level -5, and my favorite conspiracy: OJ killed his wife

[@CurtisWayne]

Sounds fun. Can I just get some old fashioned cardboard cards? Not sure I wanna pay $500 per digital card.... Maybe if crypto crashes a bit more.

[@dumbazznigguh]

I could win that tournament

[@dumbazznigguh]

@Diego Brando Im a pretty huge r*trd

[@sameash3153]

NFT shills go in the woodchipper

[@PunishedIvan]

I thought this was a fake joke project. I'm still unsure. Perfectly on brand for Sam

[@buddhaspriest]

-1

[@flameguy3416]

-1

[@elonmust7470]

sam's fans are the worst.

[@Slippindisc]

New title: Sam explains how the world works

[@jamierbb]

I'm glad your sycophant fans will buy all these up. Make you rich.

[@colemcelfresh2]

gay

[@Gafferman]

I support Sam Hyde but I'll never support this NFT nonsense. Would like it if it was a game, physical or digital or something but... Not like this.

[@kilmatik4192]

ngmi

[@Gafferman]

@@kilmatik4192 "Not Gunna Mine Ice"?

[@buddhaspriest]

You didn't support him enough though, did ya?

[@TheMegamuffin91]

So at .25 eth would you really need like 16k to have a full deck of cards to play? Like if i mint a card i just have the 1? I am simple pajeet woman child soldier i cannot afford pley sirs

[@TheGriftcast]

This is meta-reality and absolutely hilarious

[@nillynush4899]

Sam is a national treasure.

[@waylonsmythers7714]

Will we ever see this being made into a physical card game in the future?

[@Hexx8]

NFT

[@ShatterNWO]

Yes, you can get it where you buy your newspapers and TV guide.

[@r0b0hobo]

Buddy, we're living it everyday

[@Retard634]

P.R.I.N.T. it your self

[@dennisthemenace567]

printer boy

[@cooba5266]

So right now a deck of 40 cards costs $15,000

[@CrimsonYetiCartoons]

Imagine this as a digital game like Gwent... the distilled-down knowledge and wisdom of a group of misanthropes and 4channers as a fun and witty card game, spearheaded by Mr. Hyde himself... literally legendary content.

[@misterzucker4131]

.25 was way too high. especially with thousands more supply coming. hope u enjoyed the cash grab.

[@sykologica]

Every game he makes is a cash grab that part of the joke. He is always working on some fake game. He is "ironically" a scammer. The cards did have great art though

[@SwoleBenji]

I can't join the discord because it requires a cell phone to verify and I'm too cheap to own a cell phone.

[@kilmatik4192]

ngmi

[@shrippie-4214]

I would buy if you made prints of these cards

[@zuchary]

I'm getting these printed out at Walmart photo center if they don't get these in physical form soon

[@shrippie-4214]

@@zuchary Can't really justify buying a digital photo

[@kilmatik4192]

ngmi

[@Nekrumorfiini1]

@@shrippie-4214 HAVE FUN STAYING POOR! FOREVER!

[@HitTheBricks89]

@@Nekrumorfiini1 Fool . A person who is careful , deliberately frugal about spending money , is oftentimes the more financially secure. Wealthy people don't waste money on unnecessary stuff. They are probably richer than you .

[@MrSevenEleven]

So basically I need to be fucking rich to buy a starter deck for this game, got it lol

[@BNigh85]

Mondo Mega bullshit

[@kilmatik4192]

ngmi

[@wiildrok]

i want a video of them playing

[@jaredwike5548]

Where can I put my card info in

[@buddhaspriest]

Leave your card number in the comments.

[@Jtoob-z5n]

Wtf is he talking about

[@kilmatik4192]

ngmi

[@fishsmell3939]

I'd rather chop off my own wanger than buy a NFT. Unless it's from Saint Hillary Clinton, she who is without sin.

[@kilmatik4192]

ngmi

[@Croucher72649]

I’m not buying a fucking nft

[@TWEEMASTER2000]

so i have to buy a bunch of cards and hope that I get a playable deck? im poor as fuck and do d0rgs, i dont have money for your NFT bullshit come on if i wasn't poor i'd play tbh though

[@thewintersessions]

good thing you timed the NFT market correctly

[@peanutarbuckle2980]

lmao

[@archer4514]

Wow! This is a lot to wrap my head around!

[@mobymobymobymoby]

dude i had this running in the background and legit zoned out fuck

[@twobeat310]

Trying to recreate season 1 of yugioh with Sam as Pegasus

[@toughguy1125]

The cards are SICK! Love the aesthetic and the sound effects. The card descriptions are captivating and hilarious, perfect dystopian vibes for the hell world toilet culture we live in. Mad props, this obviously took an incredible amount of time and effort. Thanks fellas.

[@noodlepancak783]

Ain’t nobody actually playing this sadly. Just another nft circlejerk unfortunately

[@HatTooFlat]

Hello Sam greetings from america, good to see you and the kids

[@Falcons8455]

we need to see an example basic game

[@freelancedentist9480]

Are there physical cards ?

[@blueninety]

Please add a rule that states you can break any rule as long as your opponent doesn't stop you (whether verbally or by physical violence) I simply must play a card game that enables me to live out my innermost power fantasy and violently vent out decades of a bland frustrating life Instead of doing that on my sixth wife again

[@NapalmAtSunrise]

Finish the video

[@blueninety]

@@NapalmAtSunrise I did, I saw the part where it states that you may bend the rules if you express flamboyant autism, I don't think it the same

[@yungpm]

@@blueninety the only people who break rules in card games are probably flamboyant autists anyways lol

[@lucasnadamas9317]

It was emphazised for 5 minutes in the video that this is indeed the case

[@Born2b_WILDe]

The "training video" was for ISIS recruitment. I also burned my house down making NFTs. 4.5 out of 5 stars.

[@Smocaine-ew6hx]

Sam shilling NFTs is kind of a shark-jumping moment for me. The boxing shit, whatever I guess. The podcast with Nick is fine enough, but it always feel like Nick has a lot of barely-hidden disdain for Sam. Literally everyone has known that NFTs are a joke for 2 years now...it's hard to buy into Sam's "smartest guy in the room" shtick if he's resorting to trying to pump and dump 19 year old fast food employees. Meh

[@Smocaine-ew6hx]

@Sir Pendelton Stop talking in "I'm better than you for no reason" voice. What was debunked? Do you think NFTs are a good use of money? I'm someone who knows every inside joke sort of thing that you think makes you cool. Do you think paying $1,000 for a weird playing card of Sam Hyde's NFT game is a good idea?

[@MeTooMan]

You have now been MK Ultra’d.

[@nopenope9841]

This video kickstarted my schizophrenia

[@nawan6266]

This feels like a Cruelty Squad card game im all for it

[@cody967]

Negative 4... *Rogan* 🤣

[@Zorro9129]

I wasn't expecting such an in-depth system. Really cool!

[@1337GigaChad]

IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAA MINT THEM ALL I'M GONNA BE RICHER THAN SNEED FR FR NO CAP ON GOD

[@tomjones8189]

Sam Hyde conning his fans smh

[@Specialk1982]

"Summoning sickness, a term that we invented."

[@Technosauce]

Hasan Piker is a scared coward and his wife's boyfriend will not let him face the Candyman in battle. He has lost the spiritual battle already before it has even begun. +5 Narrative Status

[@clownform]

just a question this is an art project right not an actual game? is there a way to play with the NFTs or if I want to play the game should I just skip buying digitally and print them out on paper for free

[@sss1029]

Its an actual game you doofus

[@shaqrustileford7544]

Yes

[@More_Row]

Yes

[@1thevm1]

I'm really digging this assistant responding to people in the comments, he's doing a great job

[@mrrogers88]

I wish I wasn't poor so that I could get involved in these shenanigans. Guess I'll have to spend my money on weapons of war instead, bought after decades of saving money thru a simple honest trade

[@petergbrooks]

Are we about to get rich quick guys?

[@willschreck88]

I can't tell if this is real or not.

[@buddhaspriest]

Schizo-posting

[@willschreck88]

@@buddhaspriest I like to walk a fine line.

[@Adeptus_Mechanicus]

@@buddhaspriest Does schizo-posting refer to exploiting fringe schizophrenic audiences or is the term relatively comedic?

[@buddhaspriest]

@@Adeptus_Mechanicus yes it does.

[@triedtofail]

It is still going on so it must be 100% rela

[@michaellk2254]

R3 Owner here... Feels very powerful. Make sure to mint you fools

[@marcello9476]

I really want to play this

[@buddhaspriest]

You're already in the game and at the Rogan level; good luck.

[@brennancrane6822]

Disagree is has not played a location. As of yet.

[@marcello9476]

@@brennancrane6822 you are having a stroke RIGHT NOW

[@Jordannadroj20]

Love the thumbnail. Why does everybody's face have this washed out look in the youtube thumbnails now? Something to do with "the algorithm"?

[@EricTheCleric93]

"This is known as 'summoning sickness', a term we invented." I was shocked to find out Sam doesn't have a PhD in math after hearing that.