HYPER CANCER 6 MORE PAINFUL THAN FALLOUT 76 - MTG Arena - Original Decks

[@MTGoriginal]

like the video if you think a hyper cancer 7 must happen

[@ludoviclagouardette7020]

Definitely must happen

[@enioapolinario8538]

Hyper cancer 7 😍

[@talisonfernandes]

Do it to cause pain and fear on your enemies, the reasons you need are here l

[@zaubermaus8190]

@@talisonfernandes it is always for reasons, obviously :D

[@PVTAJB93]

Hyper cancer 7 = mirror march & godeternal rhonas 😉😉😉😉😉

[@tonjolley6422]

The absolute champion stayed for the whole combo. Bless that champion.

[@garysnook6458]

TonJolley bullshit. If I had stayed that long I would have allowed the attack as well.

[@EltonCortez]

I was hoping for the gates ablazing

[@gamingking1]

What a hero.

[@Gabbyreel]

I was REALLY hoping for their last card in hand to be a gates ablaze.

[@lsz6882]

I don't think his table would have survived it

[@alextaras7176]

Same here, that absolute greed should have been punished hard :)

[@thesarcasticliberal]

Imagine if three of those Mirrormade were used to copy thousand year storm. If you clear the mind first, your first reverberation would copy 4 times, the second would copy 16 times, the third would copy 44 times, and the fourth would copy 104 times. With 105 copies of reverberation on the stack, your Finale of Glory would copy a minimum of 230 times (including storms). Alternately, you could do this combo in historic with Nexus of Fate to take 230 extra turns, each of which you simply draw a single card during and pass, only to drop a Jace and win by self-mill 30 turns later.

[@thesarcasticliberal]

Also, if you want to be an absolute scumbag, you could use this combo to copy a ton of Unmoored Egos in order to completely remove all of the lands in their deck, then copy Assassin's Trophy to destroy all of their lands in play. With no lands in play on their side and no lands in their deck, you can simply wait them out with Clear the Mind while they slowly mill themselves to death without any way to actually play any cards.

[@RobMedellin]

You sir, are evil. I like it.

[@dhammer5842]

And then add Ral for even more copying.

[@oneoranota]

@@thesarcasticliberal use Clear the Mind on them so they have to concede the game. Reminds me of a deck that was designed to force opponent to Door to Nothingness themselve.

[@Marpal20]

@@dhammer5842 Ral would kill the opponent...

[@RobMedellin]

If I'm not mistaken these are the stats: Total Mana pool: 128 X of Finale: 114 Copies of Finales: 14 (+ original) Tokens created: 3,420 (1,710 soldiers + 1,710 angels) Total damage on board: 10,260 *thanks Tom Level of Cancer: Hyper

[@tommasoberto2875]

(1710*4 = 6840)+(1710*2 = 3420) = 10260 Damage, but still insane tho, not gonna lie

[@RobMedellin]

@@tommasoberto2875 Thanks! Edited!

[@JimFaindel]

That guy was the true MVP Man, I love hyper cancer Now those are the mtga original decks I subscribed for

[@enzoivan6922]

Let's all have a drink in the name of jace Avatar kun

[@絵空事-o4e]

I like how you can queue against opponents who sit there for 20 turns while you drop down over a half dozen Wilderness Reclamations and I have opponents who resign seemingly at random.

[@AnumaElish]

Opponent has 61 cards in their deck. It's possible that he's one of our boy

[@tobias97erdt]

I think he just wanted to see what this deck is using all the mana for. If I would have been him i would have been courius aswell what combo is going to come

[@chrispy_091]

Tl:DR - This video simultaneously made me feel good and filled me with existential dread at the same time. Well done! I spent the weekend watching cosmic horror. You know, those movies that aren't necessarily torture porn and gore, but ones that make you feel an existential dread, the movies that want to drive home the point that are are as insignificant to the uncaring universe as an ant is to your magnifying glass. Event Horizon was underrated. Annihilation was unsettling. The Mist felt like a democrat talking point disguised as cosmic horror. Uzamaki(the live action film) was creepy. Hypercancer 6 beats all of them. The villain in it knows exactly how to make his opponent feel like an insignificant speck among an infinite ocean of insignificant specks. He ripped away their hopes and dreams, then did it again five hundred times over. He didn't even need to attack the opponent to make them realize that the moment they joined the game, they were finished. They were so dazzled by the show that was happening before them, they almost didn't escape before the legions of heaven and hell came crashing in front of them. But the point isn't to kill them, it isn't necessary. This champion was holding out hope that he would draw the one card that would end this. They had the smallest shimmer of possibility that they could deal over 100,000 damage. But...the Multiverse is uncaring, just when you need your hope to pull you through the darkness and bring the light, something is there to deny you that glory and laugh at you. so shattered is their ego, so gone is their grasp on reality, they may instantly give up on life the moment they see another Wilderness Reclamation, and they will be trapped in an infinite loop of never-ending digital suicide. I am going to have nightmares for years after watching this video, thanks for that! I was looking for something to give me those good 'ol feeling of dread, but nothing else I watched this weekend came close (Except that bear in Annihilation...just, Hell no!)

[@danranger3698]

Girlfriend tried to have a conversation with me while I was watching this... what a time to be alive bois! 10/10 would ignore her again!

[@preacherjones67]

You make us proud 10/10

[@blakgoat7]

Correction: 10/10 is if your girlfriend is silent, watching the video next to you, witnessing the glory of Hyper Cancer at work!

[@starluigi767]

10,260 damage on board. Man I wish the opponent let that swing in.

[@sportyeight7769]

I think is game crashed.

[@enzoivan6922]

He already withstood all of the rest of It, i think his pc broke and that why it conceded

[@sheauwn6974]

Mr. Magic, the servers are crashing! Who is causing this? *looks at source of lag* F*cking Qwazar...

[@halogens12]

Paradise = Paradyzijo Absorb = Abolish Perception = Processations Finale of revelation = Revolution Where do I craft these new versions of those cards? :O

[@ollythomas6702]

Ah, you must be new here! There is a long list of alternate cards. Spark, the 2 red mana 2 damage to anything, is my favourite.

[@ollythomas6702]

I mean one red mana, lol, long night..

[@matthewphibbs]

You forgot repeated reverbalizations!

[@dementiamaster2]

@@matthewphibbs never Forget cleanse the mind

[@cailleach8416]

A B O R T I O N G R A Z E R

[@ceering99]

Solitaire: the Gathering

[@GadwickTheWizened]

Purists know true Hyper Cancer has no wincon.

[@oneoranota]

Wincond is milling, it's always milling. The true wincond, however, is pushing your opponent to despair, to a point where that resign button looks so appealing to them, that the whole screen surrounding it disappears, blends into the void, pushing enemy-kun to their inevitable self-inflicted demise.

[@GadwickTheWizened]

The ideal hypercancer should even reshuffle opponent deck and control him until he surrenders or, eventually, starve to death.

[@oneoranota]

@@GadwickTheWizened Clear the Mind can do that, especially if you copy it so it also cycles your graveyard.

[@raynmanshorts9275]

23:45 I think it's absolutely hilarious that you only just realized it then. I thought you were going all in without keeping up Absorb just to show him (and all of us) your full power.

[@ubermalice9589]

wow, that was hysterical to watch. truly a fantastic build. your opponent is the real hero though. staying through the whole game? what a champ. gg

[@faceless2386]

Jesus Christ i already feel pain Just from the name alone.

[@rasput1n6]

If you want *+1/+1* counters in all your units, get *Pledge of Unity* , 3 mana, white and green. *It gives +1/+1 to all your units forever* and heals you *1 life* for *each unit* you have!

[@RobMedellin]

OMG! I was suffering so much when I saw you didn't leave lands for abolish! I too feared a gates ablaze, it would had been hilarious if he did that. Thanks Qwazar sensei for this video.

[@SnuubScadoob]

I'm gonna need some chemo after this...

[@patrickhopper7338]

Not having a win condition in your main deck to establish dominance.

[@86puffpuff86]

fae of wishes is the win con.... You cant win unless he can cast it

[@kratox123]

Wis win con is always dragout Mill basicañly with cleanse the mind

[@ceering99]

He has one, it's called milling

[@Coeurebene1]

what about the 1/4 flying creatures? they'll tear the opponent apart!

[@momelido]

Gate’s ablaze would havebeen awesome just to see how qwazar senpai hit the table... listening how he begged for not having ot was also unpayable

[@swvi9459]

My god. Thank you kaotikoh93. Thank you for this

[@sozulonsoz3716]

Uploading an Hyper Cancer at my birthday, now that s a gift thanks qwazar-sensei! Btw you could add an ajani or the rally for the throne that gives you one life for each creature you have to make it full overkill old school hyper cancer!

[@test4O4]

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

[@rodrigobernal9922]

Just came here to wish you a great week enemy kun.

[@thatnumber202]

I swear you're the only MTGarena channel I actually find entertaining 😂

[@gnadalF773]

Dude... Thousand Year Storm

[@oneoranota]

4 of them !

[@fnot804]

You used all of your timeouts and all of his timeouts. He might have just crashed/timed out.

[@MauricedelTaco]

20:21 *Taps for 128 mana!* geezus christ boyz 😆

[@yellowdart6666]

Phenom You have officially cruxed planes. Congratulations.

[@jeraldd6445]

LIKED the video the moment I saw its title. OH THE DREAMS, I can hear them being shattered into pieces

[@glebosaur]

It's a shame that I can't cast repeated reverberation on like button.

[@Rocknoob49]

You mean reverbalisation

[@glebosaur]

@@Rocknoob49 sorry, I'm not good with english pronouncituation

[@God-ch8lq]

you can cast mirror march on your account, and like with all tokens

[@AronJennings]

kaotikoh is a boss hog for sticking around cheers from colorado great game

[@Xephon589]

You had 1710 2/2 creatures and 1710 4/4 creatures. (1710*2) + (1710*4) = 1710*6 = 10,260 damage. A bit shy of 20k, but still absolutely overkill.

[@tmarks2562]

that moment when you came to watch one single game, and you arent disappointed

[@jeffwells641]

I love how you only needed one Finale of Glory cast with about 10 Mana to be lethal with a single turn, but you choose to cast something like 30 of them for 114 Mana. What an absolute mad lad.

[@owengaber2024]

Absolute Chad. Both you and the guy who didn't concede

[@Asdayasman]

Submitting this for What the Deck's end step theme.

[@jonasguttmann9388]

great video, really impressive. Everyone learned: have everytime the mana for a counter in the late game. But not good vor MGT, that the timeout is running, when you click on resolve all. Had this problem also a few times, annoing..

[@CanisMythson]

Imagine ALL that, with the +1 counters from the Ajani... Then you drop a God-Eternal Rhonas. DOUBLING everything's damage.

[@sergiogonzalez9767]

The most insane vale of magic i ever see, Jesus, are you crazy? Because that was amazing.

[@djjoker12]

You are a real mad lad! Great stuff.

[@theopreston8507]

Champion day 46 Lord, have we made many a mistake in this life

[@HeBeHu]

Not gonna lie, that was quite impressive. Also, gotta give it out to the opponent for not just clicking concede when wilderness reclamations started appearing en masse.

[@enioapolinario8538]

Give to you my like Give to you my view And now you payback with Hypercancer, the best and original deck you ever made it What a time to be alive bois!!! WAKE UP WIZARDS, MAKE QWAZAR YOUR LEAD DESIGN!!!

[@Ariaoff.Limits]

You must do Hyper Cancer 7 with one addition. Bishop of Wings, Boys! It's not Hyper Cancer until you have more life points than yu-gi-oh! (each angel gets you 4 life)

[@Aze-Aze]

Oh how long I have awaited this.

[@chaosmastermind]

Now THAT is my kind of jank. lol I would have put corpse knights and impassioned oraters and Ajani's pridemates out too. LOL

[@darkrayaccel]

... Extreme cancer is my control deck running murderous riders as the win con, everything else is removal and counter, and it works so w/e. The cancer meter is higher when you dont have win cons. And just prolong the games for 30+ min =)

[@faceless2386]

So... Nobody is gonna talk about How this is Hyper Cancer 6 but technically its Hyper Cancer 4?

[@ivanspagnol7717]

HYPER CANCER IS BACK BOIS!!! OUR REASON FOR US TO EXIST IN THIS CHANNEL!!!

[@baronmisogi3567]

Most satisfactory magic the gathering video ever made

[@MrJerichoPumpkin]

that was glorious. Also thanks to the champ that did stay till the end

[@jh198713]

Hyper Cancer could win in yugioh too then i guess what a time to be alive!

[@MagicRaky]

even my computer rebooted! looool

[@MagicRaky]

not gonna lie, it was so painnnnnnnnnful

[@drninja20]

That intro made the 1.6 go down to 1.5😂

[@drakken717]

at 2min 45sec before watching further... what if you don't see Fae of Wishes to get to your win condition?

[@r4nd0m1zer2]

Now you just have to somehow combine a 1000 Year Storm into this pile of absolute glory to crush 10 future Enemy-kuns in a single game with 10K+ tokens

[@ollythomas6702]

I wish I could like the video twice for that title alone! Lol..

[@commonpepe2270]

ok, this was great, but howabout some thousand year storm in that sideboard?

[@pyredynasty]

Repeated reverbalization You know Arena really should have a graphic killswitch where is too many triggers stops the fancy graphics and just gives you text.

[@Wabinator]

Could add Unbreakable Formation for anti board clear

[@JonathanKanelis]

I want to see this in an actual mythic championship lmao

[@enioapolinario8538]

Hopefully we will see enemy kun

[@eneses93]

I think you meant to say 1 Ral and 4 Spark Doubles of him at the end

[@oneoranota]

A single Narset's Reversal probably does a much better job at generating more copies while being (slightly) less tedious of use.

[@pabloillanes5429]

holy shit dude, you bring pain to the server

[@Azzabajam]

Could you imagine flashing in a cruel celebrant before they wipe your board

[@ondrejtax9605]

You should add in an Impassioned Orator for hyper cancer 7.

[@scottkennedy8109]

10 out of 10 would lag again!

[@ShiryuCain]

that guy was a complete bro to let you do your whole thing.

[@DonGeritch]

I wanna see what hyper cancer could be like in historic

[@fishcitizen]

He probably just went to make popcorn. Sat down and watched you play with yourself. Lol

[@keel1701]

It's just so beautiful

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE INDEED!

[@MIHON0582]

Не х.я не понимаю по англиский)))но смотрю дэки этого парня с удовольствием )))))красавчик/))

[@Asdayasman]

If you'd hit the guy with everything, he'd've gone to -10,221.

[@raynmanshorts9275]

The final attack would have been for 10,260 damage.

[@sirblankenship]

2:54 YOU LEAVE FOXIE ALONE!!!

[@bumpy1031]

That was so many tokens my game was lagging.

[@vca73]

Best video yet!

[@tlee656]

Dare I say it!!??! That was AWESOME!! I was gonna say it was sexy, but that'd be weird.

[@NicoSic1990]

This deck needs Divine Visitation

[@harbear9983]

Hey any way you can build an atesmis deck the Sphinx with different cmc in hand win con I think you can make anything work and it would be cool

[@chaosmastermind]

Okay now make a deck where you copy Raven's Revenge as many times as humanly possible. Bonus points if you can somehow force your opponent to attack you.

[@Griffim-eq4ei]

Do you remember the good old days when you could have thousands of tokens and the game would still hold up?

[@richbutnotfamous1158]

🔧No Table-sama today boys but bravo to enemy-kun.

[@Miskatonic81]

Only a completely deranged individual could conceive of this deck

[@ethanchapman3799]

He did a magic trick! He turned mtg arena into fallout 76

[@vidyaslime1136]

You need a Thousand Year Storm or two in the sideboard of this fucking atrocity

[@RafhaelMarsigli]

I never thought I'd love a cancer

[@RafhaelMarsigli]

What a time to be alive. Oh, wait...

[@MrMenino5]

God I love hypercancer

[@wyattgamble1714]

i wanna play this in real life just to fuck with the judge tryna do the math

[@naitsab_33]

I have completed the full Hyper Cancer 5 Combo a while ago, which could have resulted in 320.000 Tokens, but the server didn't let me do it. I will try a historic version of this with azors gateway and mirror made, also you can make mirror march tokens with dance and mirror march, so you also could make wilderness reclamation tokens...

[@blinky101]

You can't mirrormade azor's gateway unfortunately as it's legendary. You can't even turn it into a creature and use helm of the host on it, as you can't flip tokens of double sided cards :(

[@chriscuba8152]

The lag was so hard it crashed my yt and when I reopened it it took me back to a previous video I was watching...

[@Cozmo2k4]

Way too much work, but damn that was cool to see lol. Imagine trying to do that in cardboard...heads would explode.

[@gsom30000]

Absolute madman

[@thesarcasticliberal]

100% honest. If I were that guy, I would have waited until you tapped all of your lands and then conceded just to deny the combo while maximizing your tilt. Also, I'm surprised you didn't include the 2/2 that gives you 2 health every time a minion enters the battlefield on your side, just to crash them game after the procs give MTGA client an aneurysm. Finally, you could make it even better with Thousand Year Storm and Mirrormade, because the procs stack and you can use Narset's Reversal to bounce the copies of the spells back to your hand, thus can fire off infinite combos without ever losing a card from hand (Folio of Fancies gives you infinite hand size).

[@danielgardiner2188]

BOYS

[@MTGoriginal]

BOYS

[@southparkking2]

I feel this would be something banned in tournaments... real cancer that all could love to hate. 10/10

[@ShapelessFetus]

How come this guy is able to use wilderness reclamation to lay down creatures and enchantments at the end of his turn? When I use it it un-taps my land and ends my turn before I can use anything that isn't an instant or has flash.

[@JaykGallagher]

leyline of anticipation

[@ShapelessFetus]

@@JaykGallagher ty