like the video if you think a hyper cancer 7 must happen
@ludoviclagouardette70205 жыл бұрын
Definitely must happen
@enioapolinario85385 жыл бұрын
Hyper cancer 7 😍
@talisonfernandes5 жыл бұрын
Do it to cause pain and fear on your enemies, the reasons you need are here l
@zaubermaus81905 жыл бұрын
@@talisonfernandes it is always for reasons, obviously :D
@PVTAJB935 жыл бұрын
Hyper cancer 7 = mirror march & godeternal rhonas 😉😉😉😉😉
@tonjolley64225 жыл бұрын
The absolute champion stayed for the whole combo. Bless that champion.
@garysnook64585 жыл бұрын
TonJolley bullshit. If I had stayed that long I would have allowed the attack as well.
@EltonCortez5 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for the gates ablazing
@gamingking15 жыл бұрын
What a hero.
@Gabbyreel5 жыл бұрын
I was REALLY hoping for their last card in hand to be a gates ablaze.
@lsz68825 жыл бұрын
I don't think his table would have survived it
@alextaras71765 жыл бұрын
Same here, that absolute greed should have been punished hard :)
@thesarcasticliberal5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if three of those Mirrormade were used to copy thousand year storm. If you clear the mind first, your first reverberation would copy 4 times, the second would copy 16 times, the third would copy 44 times, and the fourth would copy 104 times. With 105 copies of reverberation on the stack, your Finale of Glory would copy a minimum of 230 times (including storms). Alternately, you could do this combo in historic with Nexus of Fate to take 230 extra turns, each of which you simply draw a single card during and pass, only to drop a Jace and win by self-mill 30 turns later.
@thesarcasticliberal5 жыл бұрын
Also, if you want to be an absolute scumbag, you could use this combo to copy a ton of Unmoored Egos in order to completely remove all of the lands in their deck, then copy Assassin's Trophy to destroy all of their lands in play. With no lands in play on their side and no lands in their deck, you can simply wait them out with Clear the Mind while they slowly mill themselves to death without any way to actually play any cards.
@RobMedellin5 жыл бұрын
You sir, are evil. I like it.
@dhammer58425 жыл бұрын
And then add Ral for even more copying.
@oneoranota5 жыл бұрын
@@thesarcasticliberal use Clear the Mind on them so they have to concede the game. Reminds me of a deck that was designed to force opponent to Door to Nothingness themselve.
@Marpal205 жыл бұрын
@@dhammer5842 Ral would kill the opponent...
@RobMedellin5 жыл бұрын
If I'm not mistaken these are the stats: Total Mana pool: 128 X of Finale: 114 Copies of Finales: 14 (+ original) Tokens created: 3,420 (1,710 soldiers + 1,710 angels) Total damage on board: 10,260 *thanks Tom Level of Cancer: Hyper
@tommasoberto28755 жыл бұрын
(1710*4 = 6840)+(1710*2 = 3420) = 10260 Damage, but still insane tho, not gonna lie
@RobMedellin5 жыл бұрын
@@tommasoberto2875 Thanks! Edited!
@JimFaindel5 жыл бұрын
That guy was the true MVP Man, I love hyper cancer Now those are the mtga original decks I subscribed for
@enzoivan69225 жыл бұрын
Let's all have a drink in the name of jace Avatar kun
@絵空事-o4e5 жыл бұрын
I like how you can queue against opponents who sit there for 20 turns while you drop down over a half dozen Wilderness Reclamations and I have opponents who resign seemingly at random.
@AnumaElish5 жыл бұрын
Opponent has 61 cards in their deck. It's possible that he's one of our boy
@tobias97erdt5 жыл бұрын
I think he just wanted to see what this deck is using all the mana for. If I would have been him i would have been courius aswell what combo is going to come
@chrispy_0915 жыл бұрын
Tl:DR - This video simultaneously made me feel good and filled me with existential dread at the same time. Well done! I spent the weekend watching cosmic horror. You know, those movies that aren't necessarily torture porn and gore, but ones that make you feel an existential dread, the movies that want to drive home the point that are are as insignificant to the uncaring universe as an ant is to your magnifying glass. Event Horizon was underrated. Annihilation was unsettling. The Mist felt like a democrat talking point disguised as cosmic horror. Uzamaki(the live action film) was creepy. Hypercancer 6 beats all of them. The villain in it knows exactly how to make his opponent feel like an insignificant speck among an infinite ocean of insignificant specks. He ripped away their hopes and dreams, then did it again five hundred times over. He didn't even need to attack the opponent to make them realize that the moment they joined the game, they were finished. They were so dazzled by the show that was happening before them, they almost didn't escape before the legions of heaven and hell came crashing in front of them. But the point isn't to kill them, it isn't necessary. This champion was holding out hope that he would draw the one card that would end this. They had the smallest shimmer of possibility that they could deal over 100,000 damage. But...the Multiverse is uncaring, just when you need your hope to pull you through the darkness and bring the light, something is there to deny you that glory and laugh at you. so shattered is their ego, so gone is their grasp on reality, they may instantly give up on life the moment they see another Wilderness Reclamation, and they will be trapped in an infinite loop of never-ending digital suicide. I am going to have nightmares for years after watching this video, thanks for that! I was looking for something to give me those good 'ol feeling of dread, but nothing else I watched this weekend came close (Except that bear in Annihilation...just, Hell no!)
@danranger36985 жыл бұрын
Girlfriend tried to have a conversation with me while I was watching this... what a time to be alive bois! 10/10 would ignore her again!
@preacherjones675 жыл бұрын
You make us proud 10/10
@blakgoat75 жыл бұрын
Correction: 10/10 is if your girlfriend is silent, watching the video next to you, witnessing the glory of Hyper Cancer at work!
@starluigi7675 жыл бұрын
10,260 damage on board. Man I wish the opponent let that swing in.
@sportyeight77695 жыл бұрын
I think is game crashed.
@enzoivan69225 жыл бұрын
He already withstood all of the rest of It, i think his pc broke and that why it conceded
@sheauwn69745 жыл бұрын
Mr. Magic, the servers are crashing! Who is causing this? *looks at source of lag* F*cking Qwazar...
@halogens125 жыл бұрын
Paradise = Paradyzijo Absorb = Abolish Perception = Processations Finale of revelation = Revolution Where do I craft these new versions of those cards? :O
@ollythomas67025 жыл бұрын
Ah, you must be new here! There is a long list of alternate cards. Spark, the 2 red mana 2 damage to anything, is my favourite.
@ollythomas67025 жыл бұрын
I mean one red mana, lol, long night..
@matthewphibbs5 жыл бұрын
You forgot repeated reverbalizations!
@dementiamaster25 жыл бұрын
@@matthewphibbs never Forget cleanse the mind
@cailleach84165 жыл бұрын
A B O R T I O N G R A Z E R
@ceering995 жыл бұрын
Solitaire: the Gathering
@GadwickTheWizened5 жыл бұрын
Purists know true Hyper Cancer has no wincon.
@oneoranota5 жыл бұрын
Wincond is milling, it's always milling. The true wincond, however, is pushing your opponent to despair, to a point where that resign button looks so appealing to them, that the whole screen surrounding it disappears, blends into the void, pushing enemy-kun to their inevitable self-inflicted demise.
@GadwickTheWizened5 жыл бұрын
The ideal hypercancer should even reshuffle opponent deck and control him until he surrenders or, eventually, starve to death.
@oneoranota5 жыл бұрын
@@GadwickTheWizened Clear the Mind can do that, especially if you copy it so it also cycles your graveyard.
@raynmanshorts92755 жыл бұрын
23:45 I think it's absolutely hilarious that you only just realized it then. I thought you were going all in without keeping up Absorb just to show him (and all of us) your full power.
@ubermalice95895 жыл бұрын
wow, that was hysterical to watch. truly a fantastic build. your opponent is the real hero though. staying through the whole game? what a champ. gg
@faceless23865 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ i already feel pain Just from the name alone.
@rasput1n65 жыл бұрын
If you want *+1/+1* counters in all your units, get *Pledge of Unity* , 3 mana, white and green. *It gives +1/+1 to all your units forever* and heals you *1 life* for *each unit* you have!
@RobMedellin5 жыл бұрын
OMG! I was suffering so much when I saw you didn't leave lands for abolish! I too feared a gates ablaze, it would had been hilarious if he did that. Thanks Qwazar sensei for this video.
@SnuubScadoob5 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna need some chemo after this...
@patrickhopper73385 жыл бұрын
Not having a win condition in your main deck to establish dominance.
@86puffpuff865 жыл бұрын
fae of wishes is the win con.... You cant win unless he can cast it
@kratox1235 жыл бұрын
Wis win con is always dragout Mill basicañly with cleanse the mind
@ceering995 жыл бұрын
He has one, it's called milling
@Coeurebene15 жыл бұрын
what about the 1/4 flying creatures? they'll tear the opponent apart!
@momelido5 жыл бұрын
Gate’s ablaze would havebeen awesome just to see how qwazar senpai hit the table... listening how he begged for not having ot was also unpayable
@swvi94595 жыл бұрын
My god. Thank you kaotikoh93. Thank you for this
@sozulonsoz37165 жыл бұрын
Uploading an Hyper Cancer at my birthday, now that s a gift thanks qwazar-sensei! Btw you could add an ajani or the rally for the throne that gives you one life for each creature you have to make it full overkill old school hyper cancer!
@test4O45 жыл бұрын
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
@rodrigobernal99225 жыл бұрын
Just came here to wish you a great week enemy kun.
@thatnumber2025 жыл бұрын
I swear you're the only MTGarena channel I actually find entertaining 😂
@gnadalF7735 жыл бұрын
Dude... Thousand Year Storm
@oneoranota5 жыл бұрын
4 of them !
@fnot8045 жыл бұрын
You used all of your timeouts and all of his timeouts. He might have just crashed/timed out.
@MauricedelTaco5 жыл бұрын
20:21 *Taps for 128 mana!* geezus christ boyz 😆
@yellowdart66665 жыл бұрын
Phenom You have officially cruxed planes. Congratulations.
@jeraldd64455 жыл бұрын
LIKED the video the moment I saw its title. OH THE DREAMS, I can hear them being shattered into pieces
@glebosaur5 жыл бұрын
It's a shame that I can't cast repeated reverberation on like button.
@Rocknoob495 жыл бұрын
You mean reverbalisation
@glebosaur5 жыл бұрын
@@Rocknoob49 sorry, I'm not good with english pronouncituation
@God-ch8lq4 жыл бұрын
you can cast mirror march on your account, and like with all tokens
@AronJennings5 жыл бұрын
kaotikoh is a boss hog for sticking around cheers from colorado great game
@Xephon5895 жыл бұрын
You had 1710 2/2 creatures and 1710 4/4 creatures. (1710*2) + (1710*4) = 1710*6 = 10,260 damage. A bit shy of 20k, but still absolutely overkill.
@tmarks25625 жыл бұрын
that moment when you came to watch one single game, and you arent disappointed
@jeffwells6415 жыл бұрын
I love how you only needed one Finale of Glory cast with about 10 Mana to be lethal with a single turn, but you choose to cast something like 30 of them for 114 Mana. What an absolute mad lad.
@owengaber20245 жыл бұрын
Absolute Chad. Both you and the guy who didn't concede
@Asdayasman5 жыл бұрын
Submitting this for What the Deck's end step theme.
@jonasguttmann93885 жыл бұрын
great video, really impressive. Everyone learned: have everytime the mana for a counter in the late game. But not good vor MGT, that the timeout is running, when you click on resolve all. Had this problem also a few times, annoing..
@CanisMythson5 жыл бұрын
Imagine ALL that, with the +1 counters from the Ajani... Then you drop a God-Eternal Rhonas. DOUBLING everything's damage.
@sergiogonzalez97674 жыл бұрын
The most insane vale of magic i ever see, Jesus, are you crazy? Because that was amazing.
@djjoker125 жыл бұрын
You are a real mad lad! Great stuff.
@theopreston85075 жыл бұрын
Champion day 46 Lord, have we made many a mistake in this life
@HeBeHu5 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, that was quite impressive. Also, gotta give it out to the opponent for not just clicking concede when wilderness reclamations started appearing en masse.
@enioapolinario85385 жыл бұрын
Give to you my like Give to you my view And now you payback with Hypercancer, the best and original deck you ever made it What a time to be alive bois!!! WAKE UP WIZARDS, MAKE QWAZAR YOUR LEAD DESIGN!!!
@Ariaoff.Limits5 жыл бұрын
You must do Hyper Cancer 7 with one addition. Bishop of Wings, Boys! It's not Hyper Cancer until you have more life points than yu-gi-oh! (each angel gets you 4 life)
@Aze-Aze5 жыл бұрын
Oh how long I have awaited this.
@chaosmastermind5 жыл бұрын
Now THAT is my kind of jank. lol I would have put corpse knights and impassioned oraters and Ajani's pridemates out too. LOL
@darkrayaccel5 жыл бұрын
... Extreme cancer is my control deck running murderous riders as the win con, everything else is removal and counter, and it works so w/e. The cancer meter is higher when you dont have win cons. And just prolong the games for 30+ min =)
@faceless23865 жыл бұрын
So... Nobody is gonna talk about How this is Hyper Cancer 6 but technically its Hyper Cancer 4?
@ivanspagnol77175 жыл бұрын
HYPER CANCER IS BACK BOIS!!! OUR REASON FOR US TO EXIST IN THIS CHANNEL!!!
@baronmisogi35675 жыл бұрын
Most satisfactory magic the gathering video ever made
@MrJerichoPumpkin5 жыл бұрын
that was glorious. Also thanks to the champ that did stay till the end
@jh1987135 жыл бұрын
Hyper Cancer could win in yugioh too then i guess what a time to be alive!
@MagicRaky5 жыл бұрын
even my computer rebooted! looool
@MagicRaky5 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie, it was so painnnnnnnnnful
@drninja205 жыл бұрын
That intro made the 1.6 go down to 1.5😂
@drakken7175 жыл бұрын
at 2min 45sec before watching further... what if you don't see Fae of Wishes to get to your win condition?
@r4nd0m1zer25 жыл бұрын
Now you just have to somehow combine a 1000 Year Storm into this pile of absolute glory to crush 10 future Enemy-kuns in a single game with 10K+ tokens
@ollythomas67025 жыл бұрын
I wish I could like the video twice for that title alone! Lol..
@commonpepe22705 жыл бұрын
ok, this was great, but howabout some thousand year storm in that sideboard?
@pyredynasty5 жыл бұрын
Repeated reverbalization You know Arena really should have a graphic killswitch where is too many triggers stops the fancy graphics and just gives you text.
@Wabinator5 жыл бұрын
Could add Unbreakable Formation for anti board clear
@JonathanKanelis5 жыл бұрын
I want to see this in an actual mythic championship lmao
@enioapolinario85385 жыл бұрын
Hopefully we will see enemy kun
@eneses935 жыл бұрын
I think you meant to say 1 Ral and 4 Spark Doubles of him at the end
@oneoranota5 жыл бұрын
A single Narset's Reversal probably does a much better job at generating more copies while being (slightly) less tedious of use.
@pabloillanes54295 жыл бұрын
holy shit dude, you bring pain to the server
@Azzabajam5 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine flashing in a cruel celebrant before they wipe your board
@ondrejtax96055 жыл бұрын
You should add in an Impassioned Orator for hyper cancer 7.
@scottkennedy81095 жыл бұрын
10 out of 10 would lag again!
@ShiryuCain5 жыл бұрын
that guy was a complete bro to let you do your whole thing.
@DonGeritch4 жыл бұрын
I wanna see what hyper cancer could be like in historic
@fishcitizen4 жыл бұрын
He probably just went to make popcorn. Sat down and watched you play with yourself. Lol
@keel17015 жыл бұрын
It's just so beautiful
5 жыл бұрын
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE INDEED!
@MIHON05825 жыл бұрын
Не х.я не понимаю по англиский)))но смотрю дэки этого парня с удовольствием )))))красавчик/))
@Asdayasman5 жыл бұрын
If you'd hit the guy with everything, he'd've gone to -10,221.
@raynmanshorts92755 жыл бұрын
The final attack would have been for 10,260 damage.
@sirblankenship5 жыл бұрын
2:54 YOU LEAVE FOXIE ALONE!!!
@bumpy10315 жыл бұрын
That was so many tokens my game was lagging.
@vca735 жыл бұрын
Best video yet!
@tlee6565 жыл бұрын
Dare I say it!!??! That was AWESOME!! I was gonna say it was sexy, but that'd be weird.
@NicoSic19905 жыл бұрын
This deck needs Divine Visitation
@harbear99835 жыл бұрын
Hey any way you can build an atesmis deck the Sphinx with different cmc in hand win con I think you can make anything work and it would be cool
@chaosmastermind5 жыл бұрын
Okay now make a deck where you copy Raven's Revenge as many times as humanly possible. Bonus points if you can somehow force your opponent to attack you.
@Griffim-eq4ei2 жыл бұрын
Do you remember the good old days when you could have thousands of tokens and the game would still hold up?
@richbutnotfamous11582 жыл бұрын
🔧No Table-sama today boys but bravo to enemy-kun.
@Miskatonic815 жыл бұрын
Only a completely deranged individual could conceive of this deck
@ethanchapman37994 жыл бұрын
He did a magic trick! He turned mtg arena into fallout 76
@vidyaslime11365 жыл бұрын
You need a Thousand Year Storm or two in the sideboard of this fucking atrocity
@RafhaelMarsigli5 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd love a cancer
@RafhaelMarsigli5 жыл бұрын
What a time to be alive. Oh, wait...
@MrMenino55 жыл бұрын
God I love hypercancer
@wyattgamble17145 жыл бұрын
i wanna play this in real life just to fuck with the judge tryna do the math
@naitsab_335 жыл бұрын
I have completed the full Hyper Cancer 5 Combo a while ago, which could have resulted in 320.000 Tokens, but the server didn't let me do it. I will try a historic version of this with azors gateway and mirror made, also you can make mirror march tokens with dance and mirror march, so you also could make wilderness reclamation tokens...
@blinky1015 жыл бұрын
You can't mirrormade azor's gateway unfortunately as it's legendary. You can't even turn it into a creature and use helm of the host on it, as you can't flip tokens of double sided cards :(
@chriscuba81525 жыл бұрын
The lag was so hard it crashed my yt and when I reopened it it took me back to a previous video I was watching...
@Cozmo2k45 жыл бұрын
Way too much work, but damn that was cool to see lol. Imagine trying to do that in cardboard...heads would explode.
@gsom300005 жыл бұрын
Absolute madman
@thesarcasticliberal5 жыл бұрын
100% honest. If I were that guy, I would have waited until you tapped all of your lands and then conceded just to deny the combo while maximizing your tilt. Also, I'm surprised you didn't include the 2/2 that gives you 2 health every time a minion enters the battlefield on your side, just to crash them game after the procs give MTGA client an aneurysm. Finally, you could make it even better with Thousand Year Storm and Mirrormade, because the procs stack and you can use Narset's Reversal to bounce the copies of the spells back to your hand, thus can fire off infinite combos without ever losing a card from hand (Folio of Fancies gives you infinite hand size).
@danielgardiner21885 жыл бұрын
BOYS
@MTGoriginal5 жыл бұрын
BOYS
@southparkking25 жыл бұрын
I feel this would be something banned in tournaments... real cancer that all could love to hate. 10/10
@ShapelessFetus5 жыл бұрын
How come this guy is able to use wilderness reclamation to lay down creatures and enchantments at the end of his turn? When I use it it un-taps my land and ends my turn before I can use anything that isn't an instant or has flash.