I accidentally entered a Burger King

Goth GF with a side of soggy fries.
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[@tuopi27]

the goth chick constantly breaking character is my favourite part lmao

[@01100101011100100111]

Not only that, but pantsahat actually animated her character corpsing to match the delivery. Amazing.

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Is that an actual character or just some random one made for this video??

[@shorewall]

@@CerealExperimentsMizuki I think she showed up last time as Hippo's tinder date or something.

[@jayceallen6530]

I personally wanted another character besides alstolfo so i hope big tiddy goth gf becomes a recurring charcter in the iced out bionicle anime, someone else new would still be cool too, but the cast doesn’t need to be huge.

[@bigdoggetom6549]

@@shorewall ye at the end of the tinder episode

[@lonewolf9578]

“Chicks these days really want five guys, but I’m the only guy you need bruh” I’m keeping that

[@GameIdiots69]

“Yeah bruh I’m having it my way, and my way is definitely not eating their food” I’m also keeping this line

[@lonewolf9578]

@@GameIdiots69 that one too

[@Ilovemailbox999]

"I'm surrounded by balls!" I'm keeping that

[@lonewolf9578]

@@Ilovemailbox999 based

[@Just_an_random_who_likes_stuff]

@@Ilovemailbox999 Based

[@ther0ach28]

"Remember simping is cool when you're me, but you're not me" is 100% something Duke Nukem would say

[@daydreamdirty]

Definitely lol 😂

[@Just_an_random_who_likes_stuff]

Yep..

[@Glory2Snowstar]

For real it felt like they summoned his original spirit in some back alley to record that line

[@000Krim]

Awesome advice

[@Lemuel928]

Bunking Duke!

[@TheGreatThicc]

"You want a cheeseless cheeseburger with extra cheese?" "Yeah, and make it vegan." I've had to deal with people that stupid before. The fact he didn't immediately resort to murder is a true display of his strength.

[@echomjp]

Burger King, Give me Strength!

[@UBvtuber]

Dude really channeled the Baku series with that one, boneless pizza energy

[@target4all766]

Proof of too much vegan food is making people goofy

[@mr.e2643]

I know this pain, but from another angle. McDonalds have gotten "hamburger, no cheese" wrong for me so many times that I stopped going there. It is inexcusable for a food dispenser to get that wrong, to make no mention of lactose intolerance (i dont have it but i began to believe I had to tell them i did so they'd get it right. They still didn't get it right.)

[@emmanuelcarter3551]

@@mr.e2643 I feel ya bro. I want a Hamburger but they instead give me cheese when I want no cheese.

[@ripamoramee14]

Her breaking character and laughing about the plot was adorable

[@mitcheldxdyt]

😂😂😂 she is at the top of my favorite characters in this series

[@TheSpectralFX]

​​@@mitcheldxdytsame! I hope Duke will let us have her again in the future

[@SergeantLuke]

2:20 I love how this is clearly just the voice actress actually reacting to the script in real-time, but it fits well enough that it was thrown in anyway

[@SamPaste928]

Lmao I caught that as well. It makes feel more real

[@ShinyaMerveilles66]

honestly i think at that point it was more likely she was the third wheel than the bionicle

[@seth3491]

she sounds so genuine lmao

[@TheGreenKnight500]

I noticed that. It sounded like actual confusion. I love it.

[@gsleazy1975]

666th like weeheew 🤠🤷🏽‍♂️

[@YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat]

"Simping is cool when I do it, but you're not me" That's a certified Duke Nukem grade one liner

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Ohhh i actually misheard that. I though he said "something's cool when i do it, but you're not me"

[@theguylivinginyourwalls]

@@jestfullgremblim8002 That still works just as well.

[@salvaalpavo4945]

Or when she simps back 🥵

[@YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat]

@@salvaalpavo4945 I don't think that's how simpinh works

[@salvaalpavo4945]

@@YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat 👍

[@itzatombro]

Hippo literally has the best character development I’ve ever seen. Literally has his date stolen in front of him, realizes he was in the wrong, says he needs to better himself AND doesn’t even get mad at the guy. Oscar worthy performance and writing imo.

[@TWLSpark]

That's fine and everything, really, but if I was him, I'd like to have the stolen car back, at least.

[@vithepiltoverenforcer8778]

Really, you can't even be mad if your date was stolen by Duke. Randy Bitchford can try and destroy the character, but Duke will always be the king.

[@PancakesTsuki]

He’s honestly the best developed character in all media bruh

[@schnek8927]

Hippo now seems to think simping is good. That's literally the worst character development possible. I can't believe Duke Nukem would do this... The real Duke would never simp! #JusticeForDuke

[@ValkyrieTiara]

I 100% expected him to say some incel shit like "Women really only care about money" but was pleasantly surprised!

[@BigChonkActual]

How does Pantsahat never miss with the dialogue? It's God-tier comedic writing.

[@urphakeandgey6308]

For how "cringe" (I'm being tongue-in-cheek) the animation/characters are, I'm actually amazed by the dialogue sometimes.

[@YuyuHakurei]

Some of it does miss, but most of it is pretty good. This one and the subway one didn't really flow as well as some of the other ones do.

[@Anon_Spartan]

@@urphakeandgey6308 It's a lot like Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The animation (as god-like as Stop Motion is) doesn't require too much management oversight, so the writing staff can get away with whatever.

[@ayusoraua570]

This one is weak ngl

[@ayusoraua570]

Master chief saga does have s-tier dialogue

[@josephbrown4768]

pantsahat is funnier than 99% of adult "entertainment" nowadays. This is what adult swim should have been. I'd pay to see this guy's skits as a full show.

[@YuyuHakurei]

It was back when they had robot chicken.

[@MADMACHlNE]

​@@YuyuHakurei Pantsahat does feel a lot like weeby Zoomer Robot Chicken

[@TheDeathEggRobotFan]

This is basically robot chicken but actually good without the annoying voices they do

[@AssassinIronMan]

I’d be surprised if even the writers of Adult Swim laugh at it 🤦‍♂️

[@justadude450]

"He's got $5, I don't stand a chance" Too relatable

[@KennyKakes1]

only food service employees can appreciate the uncontrollable desire to throw ice cubes in a deep fryer

[@cujoedaman]

We didn't stop at ice...

[@EvanBagwell]

We once planned to take a giant icicle and throw it in

[@nathandawe9482]

I've thrown in a whole sundae from maccas in a deep fryer at work (shocker, the machine wasn't broke). We also deep fry mars bars and Snickers if I have time

[@EvanBagwell]

@@nathandawe9482 Okay but deep friend chocolate bars are fucking delicious though 👀

[@nathandawe9482]

@@EvanBagwell I don't disagree, but I'm talking like a full 4 chocolate bars glued together from using a blowtorch, covered in beer batter and deep fried. It's heavenly

[@Nova_of_the_Stars]

I love how goth girl just sounds like the VA was given a basic synopsis of the episode and all her lines are just her live reaction.

[@XertiqWasTaken]

3:00 the joy in her voice when she said 'My nugs!' I can't

[@Loayo]

This guy owns the word "Bruh" and it makes his videos surprisingly better than they are

[@Ilovemailbox999]

Bruh That's so true bruh

[@TheInfiniteNine]

B-b-bruh

[@chaseorr3948]

Baku would MOST DEFINITELY say otherwise

[@Glace1221]

*_Brrruh!_*

[@soko4710]

you've got to appreciate the effort that went into animating the deep fryer. you could say that this video went out with a bang.

[@MajesticOak]

@Goofy ahh Epstein didn't kill himself and neither will you.

[@starglaze-]

and the gears in the bionicle in every video, it’s insane

[@FHBStudio]

If you wanna appreciate it even more, pause the video anywhere you like and hit < or >. That moves the video frame by frame. You can see all the details like how he added cotton to look like smoke/vapor.

[@Myron0117]

​@Goofy ahh bot

[@gIoriaflores]

@Goofy ahh bot

[@Maxxatron]

The subtle blush she has when he said "Five Guys" proves his point 0:20

[@ItzChim]

@Eye foh

[@SecretMagician]

Damn! I never noticed that. Good eye.

[@TheKyleBrah]

Pantashat's works prove Tarantino's character dialogue philosophy correct: You can get a lot of entertainment value just by having a few characters exchange simple dialogue with no real end goal to a scene. Let it flow, and even the simplest exchanges can be interesting or funny

[@shazwansith4604]

the shot at 2:55 is so good, the pan up to Duke, moving to the fiver in his hand, then spinning around while still in focus of the fiver until the goth gf comes into view, then finally zoom towards her for her reaction.

[@corgless2906]

as a burger King employee I'm so disappointed that they didn't call every sandwich a whopper and expect the employee to know what they're talking about

[@retrobat1631]

People call other burgers a whopper instead of the whopper?

[@corgless2906]

@@retrobat1631 you'd be surprised how many people don't know that the whopper is a specific sandwich and not our term for burger

[@retrobat1631]

@@corgless2906 That's like calling anything a big mac. What's wrong with people.

[@corgless2906]

@@retrobat1631 we get people that ask for big macs too. also mcnuggets and whatever. people don't know where they are

[@flogritty]

@@corgless2906 nah this got me crying 🤣. who go to Burger King asking for McDonald items 😂.

[@Glory2Snowstar]

I can’t imagine how many times Tahu’s bling necklace got clogged in the spinning gears. And they STILL spin every frame! THAT right there, that’s dedication to your craft.

[@wazkangz955]

For real, the attention to detail for these is true dedication to his craft.

[@matthew-ph6xo]

There’s actually 2 shots where they aren’t spinning

[@Mentro140]

@@matthew-ph6xo 6 actually

[@veracanti]

Umm actshually *snort* theres 6 shots where his gears arent spinning so stop praising him 🤓🤓🤓

[@colonmuncher3655]

As a fast food employee, the cheeseburger no cheese extra cheese is very accurate. I had someone order a “Cheese Cheeseburger plain only cheese” one time.

[@kornx10]

I'll bite. So it was a just a burger with cheese and nothing else?

[@colonmuncher3655]

@@kornx10 yes, or as a normal human being might say, a plain cheeseburger

[@JoelTDan]

Burger King please give you strength! I am baffled you got knuckleheads like that asking you ridiculous orders. Makes this video a lot more funny how accurate people be. XD

[@tylercoon1791]

@@colonmuncher3655 I order it like ‘cheeseburger with just cheese’ cause one time I said ‘plain cheeseburger’ and only got a plain hamburger

[@kornx10]

@@colonmuncher3655 lol

[@sunboi15]

I must have been avidly watching these videos for about two or three years now. I'm still blown away by how they have continuously come up with new ways to surprise me. I love seeing these videos come out. Everyone who works on these are the true kings👑

[@kalmmonke5037]

send the discord oi

[@AHeroWith1000Names]

Bionicle's character development was truly astonishing in this one, when he realized he couldn't hate Burger King anymore I shed a tear

[@JohnGarett]

Tahu got his priorities straight, he knew that he can't stand a chance against a guy with 5 $, but his man-satchel is worth thousand times more.

[@leoncoben6983]

You mean his purse bruh.

[@arcturus4762]

Gangstalicious manbag

[@DARKthenoble]

Its ok burger King accepts food stamps

[@davincameron7627]

He was very clear about it being a SATCHEL.

[@saitama_thecapedbaldy3489]

*woman-satchel

[@MrCreeperKicker]

It’s really cool how the bionicle dude’s neck gear rotates at a steady rate despite it being stop motion. This channel has been nugget after nugget, no soggy fries in the bunch.

[@sheriffsnowtrooper6516]

That is one of my favorite little details I’ve seen in stop motion

[@pinkocean310]

that will be $5 please

[@YuyuHakurei]

One slight flaw. Nugs at BK are like 2 bucks. xD

[@whiterabbit75]

Did you notice how the gears keep bumping the chain? The level of detail, my man.

[@Anon_Spartan]

I only noticed this when you mentioned it. God tier animation.

[@romanhorizon]

The voice acting is always a treat, it’s the perfect mix of satire and casual everyday chitchat. *And I’m here for it*

[@DeliciousManX]

Truly the Tarantino of youtube

[@tretretre1111]

It's like Seinfeld with toys.

[@happynihilist2573]

2:20 you can just hear the VA laughing at the script as she's reading it

[@tactigamez]

Bro this line needs to be on the top 10 best quotes of all time “Remember simping is cool when I do it,but your not me.”

[@MrLordFireDragon]

I love how he clarifies it's a satchel before anyone says it's a purse.

[@starshinehero]

I'm glad to see Tahu is still spitting flames and roasting fools, but can be nice and warm to his friends.

[@Pienolomax]

Astolfo crawling around in a ball pit is a scary thought lol

[@tylercoon1791]

Now I want Nedoroid Astolfo swimming around in the ball pit humming the Jaws theme with a shark fin taped to his head

[@dutchmansmine9053]

@Deadpool. I have serious doubts

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Astolfo can crawl around my ball pit any day.

[@jakeisdadambest]

Y'know. That employee is working so hard, definitely deserves more than whatever they're currently earning.

[@hobomike6935]

“They’re currently earning” *He’s* currently earning. That’s CLEARLY a dude. …. CLEARLY, a dude. 😱 ?

[@RichardKulessa]

0:07 HE BE SIMPING STRAIGHT OUT THE GATE!

[@Slasher9485]

2:20 I love the genuine voice break. Just adds so much to the scene.

[@OonieandCacola]

Can’t wait for these guys to run the full gauntlet of fast food joints. This arc’s already too good.

[@HalfbreedTrini]

I think Wendy’s is gonna smoke’em

[@MadmansMuse]

@@HalfbreedTrini I'm calling it, Wendy's is gonna result in either a fight or a dissing match between the employees and them, and I can't wait either way

[@GodOfPlague]

Welcome to the border may I take your order. A real tacobell employee rapped that to me once at the drive through speaker lol. Also I want to see the Arby's arc. Does hippo get the meats?

[@handsomezack2204]

@@GodOfPlague reminds me of the dumb shit they say in the Cane's drive thru

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

"How am I being greedy?, my meals free" that's level 10 charisma right their. Hehe, DND nerds don't get a fallout reference.

[@ValkyrieTiara]

Out of what? 100? lol

[@ZeeZeeVee]

@@ValkyrieTiara i think 15 is the max with buffs

[@firewolfandrewb]

@griffy ye Yo why that video recorded under an industrial spotlight.

[@justsomeguywithamustache.9096]

@@ValkyrieTiara you're thinking of Skyrim speech level, they are talking about DnD's charisma most likely.

[@ValkyrieTiara]

@@justsomeguywithamustache.9096 It was a joke.

[@Super11bigT]

2:20 the voice actor breaking character had me rolling please do more of it 😆

[@Jormyyy]

RIGHT SAME

[@aryansmily3205]

What's her name??

[@JayTohab]

@@aryansmily3205 check da desc. bruh

[@Justin-pe9cl]

@@JayTohab Read that in hippo’s voice.

[@Guymanbot97]

@@JayTohab idk, I think Tirscuit (yes that's her name) and Astolfo have different VA's. If not, she has impressive range.

[@sirclayton3530]

When he said the lines are short, he had me laughing my a** off.

[@callmeken2327]

“He’s got $5 dollars. I don’t stand a chance.” I can’t stop crying and laughing 😂😂

[@AlanWGMeraz]

Astolfo always saving the day with his cuteness.

[@subartic]

Amen 🙏

[@arcturionblade1077]

Don't forget the property damage. Always the property damage.

[@BloodrealmX]

@@arcturionblade1077 Come to think of it, he caused quite a bit of property damage to the Hanging Gardens of Babylon in Fate/Apocrypha, too. The difference being that it was _intentional_ when he did it there.

[@kekedatbase]

"Very well received" burger King fucking trippin with that line 🤣

[@zeropolicy7456]

The ONLY things of theirs that are any good are Cheesy Tots, Croissanwich, and the Impossible Whopper. Everything else is garbage.

[@babyboomerio]

@@zeropolicy7456 What about the Texas Whopper?

[@JLT0087]

@@zeropolicy7456 Eh, I'll take a Whopper over a Big Mac.

[@perturabo7825]

The bionicle is by far my favorite character, every episode with him is automatically improved 10 fold

[@vDREEGONv]

3:29"Don't worry sir when you're here, you're always a king 👑 💯" Homie had his BACK bro 😭 🙏 🔥☝️🔥🔥

[@hazebroadhurst]

Goth girl passes the vibe check

[@shred1894]

I love how Astolfo blew up the place right after Tahu started liking it, as if Astolfo's entire life's purpose is to ruin the happiness of others... actually that makes a lot of sense now that I think about it.

[@TaigaXsenpai]

well in his days as a Charlamegne knight, he protected Europe.

[@dutchmansmine9053]

@@TaigaXsenpai That could make some people very unhappy.

[@jpzarde8734]

remember that one time astolfo said "I don't see how that's my problem. Cope." yeah your comment reminded me of that moment.

[@TaigaXsenpai]

@@dutchmansmine9053 Astolfo is described as "living curiosity" he constantly tries new thing to check if they are fun

[@ShinyaMerveilles66]

as a wise hippo once said "his body count looking like a war memorial" nobody said that was just a sex reference

[@pichubros89]

0:21 The way she says chic-fil-a had me laughing so hard! Like I just imagine somehow pronouncing chic-fil-a like “chic-fil-ahhh” makes it fancier

[@Noahortegafromoregon]

0:44 our icecream machine works. YEAH BECAUSE NOBODY USES IT! that had me rolling

[@carterhowlet8175]

The hat Tahu's wearing says "marines" on it. Which means one of two things: 1. Tahu is stealing valor 2. Tahu is a war veteran who lost his fellow toa on their tour to Afghanistan. Giving him crippling depression, impulsive anger issues via PTSD, and extreme poverty. *Headcanon noises*

[@elavatedqauser3685]

Bro that N.W.A Reference was dope asf. I aint tha 1 is such a dope song. "You want lobster, huh? I'm thinking burger king"

[@citricdolphin]

That line at 2:21 sounded so authentic, like she suddenly realized the nonsense going on and is just rolling with it

[@3rdStreetAVolitionite]

She must be a natural blonde with black dyed hair. Lol

[@Rockwood1407]

Pretty sure it was an outtake from the VA asking about the script and laughing her ahh off at how ridiculous it was.

[@mozxz]

Them just ignoring her makes it even better though.

[@dawesome_sauce]

These videos literally get better each and every time. I always say, "There's no way they can top that." And then you do.

[@legopeaceez]

“You wanna cheeseless cheeseburger with extra cheese…” “Yeah! And make it vegan” 😂 got me laughing out loud

[@eduardoc439]

"Chicks these days really want five guys. But i'm the only guy you need bruh" A genius writing as always bruh

[@Ctrain2.0]

I freaking love the back and forth between the Biconical and the Hippo. Bruh

[@solinvictus6562]

I cannot even begin to express how down bad i am for the cutie cashier He better be a reoccuring characther from now on!

[@whydoyouneedmyname_]

thats what I'm saying !no homo

[@no3171]

Same.

[@supernova6188]

fr he's so cute i love him

[@Blaze-27]

That’s what I’m saying

[@user-ky8du8lk7l]

I'm horrendously downbad for the cashier. This whole video is about him

[@Treviath]

The way she says "My nugs" is just something special.

[@kcrelax3330]

Cringe

[@Lecruidant]

@@kcrelax3330 Nah, that's still using "Cringe" on anything you don't like that others do in 2023. Give it a rest

[@YuyuHakurei]

Cute face when she does it. =3

[@CryosisOfficial]

@@Lecruidant cringe.

[@hobomike6935]

Remember lads: saying “Cringe” is cool…. But only when I do it 😎

[@mrego886]

I remember finding this channel a few months ago when i was feeling really miserable about a lot of things, but after watching some of this absolute chad's videos I felt a joy I didnt feel for a long time. Right now I'm feeling great and I just wanted to thank everyone who works on this channel for making me smile and laugh when I needed it the most.

[@D_YellowMadness]

I misread that as "after watching some of this absolute chad's videos I didnt feel for a long time."

[@oskarkotecki289]

"I'm surrounded by balls" 💀

[@Jjgm69]

XD 💀

[@RinkuStars]

Poor employee doesn’t get payed enough

[@ashaniselman2931]

"I'm surrounded by balls!" Ah, never change Astolfo.. Never change...

[@bobscull4669]

Astolfo was so happy

[@FHBStudio]

2:20 I'm 90% convinced that was a blooper that got left in because it's funny, and I approve.

[@Gman3346]

"He's got 5 dollars, I don't stand a chance." Had me cryin

[@Prauwlet213]

2:20 I love how the actress just got confused and they just left it in

[@mr.horizon156]

1:18 - I’m getting Baku (sethical) vibes right here. But without a the boneless part.

[@LemonRush7777]

"I would die before I simp" - words to live by

[@FinalQueue007]

3:10 God he's so cool!

[@peterk.2108]

Ugh I can’t contain myself

[@Troncrap]

i love it, that duke nukem is part of the Pantsahat universe

[@blixh3ad]

I'm just now realizing this is the same character from "I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness" and this guy is wearing the booty shorts before it was canon.

[@babu6235]

Absolutely love this channel man 😂

[@babu6235]

@Goofy ahh bro what 💀💀💀 is this a new thing?

[@babu6235]

And why did i watch the entire video

[@wazkangz955]

3:01 “*Gasp* My Nugs!” That’s some good voice acting right there. Delivery was on point.

[@YuyuHakurei]

I replayed that like 40 times. xD

[@__Konboi__]

I like how the Bionicle pimp guy actually has running gears. Love the attention to detail!

[@Lucy.2008]

2:47 it does what with the toy?!

[@noname1247]

R.I.P. Red Lobster, unlimited shrimp really killed them.

[@Darthmufin]

2:14 lol i love the improv there

[@M64bros]

2:54 HE'S BACK!!!!!

[@naethanks]

2 years later

[@OSSOYT]

3:36 OH NO

[@DragonaxFilms]

Can't wait for the next episode about Astolfo and Wage Slave being hospitalized for 4th degree burns.

[@pacoramon9468]

Astolfo works in every fast food place in town.

[@KaiserDeclan]

The stop motion king has returned.

[@joseurbina3835]

Eh, I've seen many cooler Stop-Motion Animated Channels all around KZbin.

[@dreamtraveler6135]

@@joseurbina3835 id like to see some of them, very interested

[@joseurbina3835]

@@dreamtraveler6135 Oh there are plenty, but a few Stop Motion Animators I do recommend are: *"counter656"* *'Iozaus1"* *"Gundam G"* *"MOONSHINE ANIMATIONS"*

[@kidchiko9435]

Bro that "burger King give me strength" has me ded

[@user-Jay178]

Hippo continues to be the best character.

[@TaigaXsenpai]

bruh..

[@TheUltimateImposter11037]

"Simping's cool when I do it, but you're not me." That line was so damn legendary

[@Sig-mach]

"It's designer. Yeah bruh, designed for women" The timing and writing is on point

[@kevintan3705]

Rest in pease Astolfo. No one ever survives the Burger King ball-pit…

[@solarwalkman]

He's touched so many balls that he's immune

[@pantsahat]

Bruh

[@WSendam]

Here you dropped this King 👑

[@nonvous6633]

Bruh

[@affliction101]

Bruh

[@sinfulwrath666]

Awesome that they kept her breaking character which adds a bit of charm to it.

[@anthonyvtuber]

"Yeah, I'm having it my way. And my way is definitely not eating their food." Goddamn-

[@ReaIHuman]

I love how $5 makes you better than everyone in this universe.

[@ToonfieldAnimations]

Big tiddy goth breaking character is surprisingly hilarious

[@Doobie-kx8fk]

1:29 had me for a second there too. Ain't no way their food looking alright

[@saucypizza]

I can't stop laughing at the character break at 2:20 Makes me want Burger King, sadly they've shut down dine-in for years now in my area (via walking distance), makes me wonder what is the next place Hippo and gang are gonna visit next? Great animation! Keep it up!

[@koolaidblack7697]

You sound like you live in a weird place

[@saucypizza]

@@koolaidblack7697 it's a weird place alright. Sadly not much places to dine in here besides McDonald's of all places. Bruh.

[@Plumpgamergod]

“Chicks these days really want five guys, but I’m the only guy you need”-some random arse hippo

[@theosis_.]

"Remember, simping is cool when I do it, but you're not me" -Duke Nukem, 2023

[@andrewwillard5625]

Stop motion is a dead thing nowadays and to see you make it so good and so funny makes me so happy love your vids always make a smile.

[@richardsapingo1828]

0:55 "Lines are short!" No lie... every other fast food joint nearby the BK is long asf. BK? Barely a car infront of you. If you really hungry... BK comes in a pinch lol.

[@sigmaobeyme]

"chick really want 5 guys" "but im the only guy you need bru" bro the rizz🥶🥶🥶

[@EventheStephenisEven]

"seagulls arent people" I RESENT THAT

[@Nadira_Grey]

Good job Astolfo, we can always count on you to turn the video into a blast.

[@cordingdesert9566]

I use to work at burger King. Very accurate. Nothing's good and the customers don't even have a 5 dollar bill on them.