I Ain't Gay * Billybob and the Rock-afire Explosion

[@neopolitan8082]

i feel like there was a very specific series of events leading up to the creation of this song and i’m kinda afraid to ask what they are

[@maddidabest8750]

LMAO

[@TheDwarfNextDoor]

People were shipping Billy Bob on Tumblr. The guy who built/owns the original mechs didn't know what shipping was, so he assumed everyone thought Billy Bob was actually gay lol

[@midinerd]

​@@TheDwarfNextDoor I wouldn't be surprised if that had nothing to do with it. but that isn't meant to detract from the pointless bestiality sphere of tumblr and how potentially gay its audience is. nothin but respect there

[@KyllingThyme]

Aaron being insecure as always, that's what it is lol

[@Roger-ub4gh]

"I never kissed a girl" but he didn't say "I never kissed a guy"

[@yeimithils]

😲👀👀

[@stoodwood00]

👁👄👁

[@aca_t9854]

Woah

[@makaylaware2746]

it's because he's bi 👀

[@Idontwantayoutubehandle.]

PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@hopperh7894]

"I can't... My dad 'Flew the coop'." "Looney Bird... You just cost us our family rating." *Dying of laughter*

[@tigerproducts6905]

Same

[@The-Loon-belt-Extravaganza]

The gag was wasted for me, I didn’t even hear what Looney Bird said

[@christopherpapelino889]

i feel ya looney bird

[@realmofthemisunderstood166]

the idea of Billybob having any sexuality is dreadfully disturbing....

[@elesoof5667]

My life, My childhood, My thoughts. Ruined.

[@saraplays6336]

Ik

[@Crmsn-qk2io]

Yep

[@saraplays6336]

Matthew K That is beary bad

[@LakeofCrystalclan]

Please kill me

[@PEACE-es4zf]

"Looney Bird, you just cost us our family rating" HAHAHAHA!

[@saraplays6336]

uh Billy bob I think you did............ LOL

[@liamfunnyman6965]

As if it wasn't in danger already.

[@lumpymoose5192]

Saraternational Gaming Nah, Looney did, trust me

[@springbreezegaming4017]

XD

[@springbreezegaming4017]

XD

[@erikstrong6384]

This must be the show that goes on after all the kids go home

[@taylorbird320]

The fact it has 69 likes

[@angelanddevieshow8318]

Omg so true

[@chouts1]

@@taylorbird320 I just ruined it

[@taylorbird320]

@@chouts1 you didn’t

[@chouts1]

@@taylorbird320 oof

[@MesouseUsagi]

I'm not gay either, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks.

[@HappyTreeFanBrony]

+Mesouse Usagi lewl

[@bettytorres7832]

You do sex

[@Dragel]

This comment section is disturbing

[@NOTADFIVE]

I mean 75 bucks for somethin better than what a 20 can get ya

[@kadarihebron3653]

I’m not gay neither

[@zaynelittlefield6417]

Billybob: Looney Bird u just cost us our family rating Me: No u did that when u said something about love making

[@therockafire]

Most modern christians are no longer as "crazy" about the negative effects of rock and roll on our children, but in the 50's and even the 60's, I heard this kind of over the top criticism of rock and roll on our nations youth. What they once called, "The Devil's music" is now thought of as the innocent age of rock-and roll. Even if toddlers sing this song, it will not take away their innocence. I hope this song helps older children with sexual identity problems not to worry. It is now 2011.

[@miloaukermanreal6577]

"And maybe we'll make love when all is done and said" woah there fella bring it down a notch

[@eveepoyo5767]

WOAH THERE FRIEND YOU MIGHT NEED TO SLOW DOWN

[@squiddy3134]

And then he blames Looney Bird for costing their family rating

[@onfire4664]

WOAH BUDDY BE CAREFUL!

[@GEANAlovesFOOD]

Hopefully there weren’t any kids around 😂

[@fanprograms]

We wouldn't have put this in Showbiz. This is for my fans to let them know we can still have fun together with the Rock-afire whether they're gay or straight and we use the word "gay" without fear that we're using a hot button word. This song is an experiment to see how uptight everybody is while trying ro say, "OK Gay is normal, straight is normal. Now, where's me a girlfriend?"

[@liamfunnyman6965]

"Looney Bird, you just cost us our family rating." As if it wasn't in jeopardy already.

[@RatKingLiam]

Wait what-

[@MegaWumba]

That’s the joke

[@oof5474]

Mom- " Time to go Susie, it's almost dark!" Susie- " But mom! I want to see Billybob answer my question!" Mom- "Okay Susie. 2 more minutes" Billybob- " I ain't gay but I've never kissed a girl.." Mom- Susie get in the car we're leaving Susie- But mo.. Mom-NOW

[@carvahaunter122]

+DerpyDinosaur I laughed so hard at your comment.

[@saraplays6336]

lol that is totally what my mom or dad would say

[@Baconlovershringholdthebutterf]

my mom wouldn't care

[@lumpymoose5192]

DerpyDinosaur ...alot of parents went to Aaron's office after this preformence...

[@whyamidoingthis1852]

yeah, best thing ever

[@teresakesterson2959]

**Watches this** **Watches kerrys waltz** Guess rolfe found him a date..

[@The-Loon-belt-Extravaganza]

I need to watch that now

[@joegonzalez1814]

My favorite animatronic band has a sexual song......................THANK THE LORD AND HIS MIRACLES

[@Skjdndksushsosshbs]

𝗬𝗲𝘀

[@anonymouslyanonymous9057]

I-

[@pocketspade8115]

Alt title: billy bob denies his sexuality

[@squishlez]

Yes

[@bees-wm1cz]

why are we arguing about whether "the birds and the bees" and mentions of homosexuality are bad for kids (really tho it's 2014 people) instead of talking about the fact that rolfe runs a dating website?? because i feel like that is a very important thing to acknowledge.

[@victoriahecnar]

Not a dating website, just a dating service. The web wasnt too big in the 80s.

[@bees-wm1cz]

Victoria Hecnar oh yeah, true. still though

[@HuggaWugga1]

vulpespup i know......rolfe running a dating website IS weird

[@HuggaWugga1]

***** me too!

[@cadencerobot]

(really it's 2017 people)

[@TheConcernedArtist]

" well go tell yer dad" " I can't. my dad flew the coop" ;-;U " You just cost us our family rating.."

[@bigclivedotcom]

@fanprograms Ah, the creative art of concealing naughty references in songs and props. I didn't realise you'd popped all those whimsical drug and sex references into your past songs. It's like pantomime, it operates on two levels. Innocent humour for the kids and naughty bits for their parents. I'll have to admit that this song made me squirm the first time I heard it, since I'm a "bear" and didn't come to grips with my sexuality until my late 30's. It sums up the charade I lived.

[@Covid_lover]

Wait when was the drug reference I didn’t catch it

[@Covid_lover]

@@unamedyoutubepage9313 ok

[@Idontwantayoutubehandle.]

Yep multiple songs

[@alancoleson5576]

I didn't know you were into animatronics, Clive.

[@FloppyDiskMaster]

At least it's not offending gays. Catch song, too. I can't wait to tell my friend I'm thinking of a song about a bear talking about sexuallity.

[@fanprograms]

@fanprograms - This song is a celebration of innocence, and acceptance of sexual orientations. All Billybob asks in this song is that he be accepted for who he is and that he anxiously hopes for the day his heart may be fulfilled with the love of a sweet girl as he imagines serving her breakfast in bed, and other lovely shows of affection. (if she's sweet, which is kind of a suggestion to anyone who wants their lover to be sweet to them), Billybob is growing up. more to come.

[@Ava-ky2gf]

Aaron, What do you think about transgender people or people who are non-binary. Do you support them? (do you know what non-binary means? look it up)

[@amaril223]

@@Ava-ky2gf I don’t think this is his account anymore This is his new one kzbin.info

[@JuanSalazar-br2nh]

Billy Bob Brockail: I just want my heart to be fulfilled with a girl.

[@Stikiduk]

Just remember that Fatz and Billy Bob are the only two characters we know that are canonically straight. What I’m trying to say is I’m 90% convinced Dook and Beach Bear are closeted homosexuals. Edit: The fact that you guys are taking this silly comment I made about old kids pizzeria animatronics (without even knowing a lot of the lore) so seriously is very funny-

[@jesterhooves]

YOURE RIGHT.....

[@TheNavyManatee]

Rolfe is 100% the gay lad in the band, w Beach Bear being bi and Dook being on the spectrum ;]

[@jesterhooves]

@@TheNavyManatee you're correct but bold 2 assume mitzi isn't sapphic !!

[@makaylaware2746]

@@TheNavyManatee oh Rolfe is definitely gay lmao he's got the whole rainbow setup

[@drobotics2205]

What about Mitzi and Looney bird?

[@therockafire]

@therockafire Nothing could be more innocent than this message of Abtstainance from a bear who simply recognizes that one could be gay and one could be straight, with no judgment offered as to what one should be. Billybob is the innocent bear that he is and he is proud of it.

[@thomasg.1411]

mr fecther you are the man thanks fanprograms for posting the rock-afire remixes and new originals this was so awesome to watch and hear all the characters voices like i remember them soo fondly

[@genesisjade]

This makes me think Billy Bob is abused daily.

[@ShowbizPizzaAndCec]

I will ship Satan and Billy Bob. It will be Beelzebob.

[@bigmacjack4308]

Yes.

[@ShowbizPizzaAndCec]

yes

[@van4195]

LMFAO

[@fuckface1943]

Stop Billy’s too sweet for that

[@spingleboygle]

@Hagakure Chrisaki Jackson TO late!

[@vantherandomone]

Haha this is adorable...I love this song. Once I get the money, I'll most definitely buy it! Keep up the good work! "Looney Bird, you just cost us our family rating..."

[@willynillyyy]

well ? did you buy it ?

[@nintendonoobiennproduction4901]

Did you buy it?

[@therockafire]

@andrewmarcus91 If it's not catchy, then why are you still humming the tune? Thank you for your opinions. No one paid me to do this so I didn;t sell out anyone. I think this conversation is now over.

[@austinfaust2959]

What am I watching

[@imsorry6138]

the most beautiful thing in the world

[@emilyosbourne8675]

+Bethany Dyck XD

[@springbreezegaming4017]

IDK what are you watching? XD

[@its_sabah2909]

gay...stuff...

[@Skjdndksushsosshbs]

𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗼𝗯 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆

[@WasabiKitCat]

Choo choo, there is something we need to tell you. You're adopted.

[@garffeels]

**is dog** D:

[@gadget2272]

fun fact! choo choo was part of a previous show from 1978 called the hard luck bears, which also included billy bobs prototype, billy willbert

[@Baconlovershringholdthebutterf]

😤 KNEW IT

[@Elytrii]

as a gay guy i love this lol

[@dune4149]

Same 😂

[@definitelynotsiri4058]

aaron does not return the sentiment

[@tara-s7j]

Happy Pride Month Billybob and company.

[@HuggaWugga1]

billy bob:im talking about the birds and the bees L.B: *le derp*

[@PastaCool]

+mark9999 xddddddddddddddddd

[@ladonna327]

This is so awesome! I'm ecstatic that to find that the RAE are still around and that they do new songs. All I remember is 20 years ago, I was a 10 year old kid that wanted to go to Showbiz Pizza as my reward for making good grades and I get there and its gone and there are weird lifeless characters were in its place! Never thought I'd see them again. I'm ecstatic! Great job Aaron!:)

[@derekb27]

Same. When the Chuck E. Cheese characters took over, I was done! As a kid, I didn’t care about going back.

[@meccha6782]

Is it weird I’m watching this in 2020 like I honestly just got a random thought about this then i have been thinking of it all day

[@fanprograms]

Hey all..We're not in Kansas anymore. (That's where the home office for Showbiz Pizza Place was by coincidence). I am now playing to an audience of mostly adults who were children in the 80's. There will be a variety of shows for different age groups just as any rock group might have. Yes, I have a plan, and I have blocked Andy so he can't piss on my parade as easily as I have allowed up to now.

[@TerraShiro7]

OMFG XD "AND SHE GOTTA LOVE BARBEQUE IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[@DemonicDistaster]

Wat does that mean?

[@jennagrande1093]

Demonic Distaster ..........I Dont Think You Wanna Know The Awnser To That Question But If Your Really Wanting To Know It Means S E X I warned you...

[@DemonicDistaster]

Jenna Buffolino lul but the bbq part literally makes no sense.

[@jennagrande1093]

Demonic Distaster i guess it means cuz like,you make hot dogs at barbacues sometimes and hot dogs are shaped like..you know....

[@DemonicDistaster]

Jenna Buffolino oh lol thank u

[@therockafire]

@OhshiAppledrink Uh oh! I feel another song coming on!

[@RealRoseus]

I laughed... there is something wrong with me

[@bennybarrios7822]

No. Just, no. You're not a special snowflake.

[@prixe12]

@@bennybarrios7822 What does that even mean?

[@dslady2496]

U LYIN WHYYYYYYYYY THIS SONG IS EVEN HERE ROCK AFIRE EXPLOSION

[@fechter1]

This is for everyone who says "This song talks about sex". Yes..1000's of songs talk about making love. 10's of thousands. Many of which we were all raised on. Let's see if the next 100 comments can be from people who can name songs they heard on the radio that talked about making love, or sex. I will start it off. How about "Under The Boardwalk", Love in this Club". "Whole Lotta Love", "I want to Sex you up", "Need You Tonight", "Let's go all the way", "Lay Lady Lay", "I'm on Fire", "Sexy MF", "I Wanna Be your man!". So, everybody grow up and realize what this song is all about. "The normalization of the word "Gay". Using the word "gay" in a sentence without it being a symbol for sultry, sexual activities that repel straight people". This song is presented to you as a public service of The Rock-afire Explosion, and it may just take you a few decades to understand that.

[@thatundergroundflavorrareo3194]

Hell, there’s several songs that went even further than talking about “making love” that the public was totally okay with being on the radio & on TV where kids could hear it, like the blatantly titled “S&M” by Rihanna, “1, 2, 3” (I think it’s called) by Britney Spears (a not-so-subtle song about having a threesome), “Blurred Lines” by Robin Thicke and Pharrell, and “Last Friday Night” by Katy Perry (where she talks about having a “ménage a trois). And that doesn’t include all the super-raunchy rap songs that continue to get heavy rotation. I could go on. This is nothing compared to any of those songs.

[@darlenecampos3944]

I LOVE ROCK AFIRE EXPLOSION ❤

[@TheShadowFan123]

Oh my god this was hilarious "you just cost us our family rating" I'm laughing oh gosh

[@rsmith2783]

As a fan of the rock a fire, I love it! Please continue to make more and more of it to keep these guys a live. As far as these nasty comments about faith or offending someone, this is entertainment and the title should not offend anyone!

[@fanprograms]

It was always for adults who don't take themselves too seriously. Just like rock and roll. Anyone who creates something and says, "this is for kids" could easily miss the mark. Kids hate "kid stuff". And, by the way, some of you figured out that if there's nothing wrong with coming out and saying "I'm gay", then there also must be nothing wrong with coming out and saying "I'm not gay", especially if you're trying to find a girlfriend, which, let's face it, every teen age boy hopes for.

[@Rac8n]

It's bisexual?

[@havisilly]

What are you on about, old man? You’re silly

[@DaywaltFearFactory]

I just saw the documentary and that lead me here. This is hysterical. keep up the great work and know that you're appreciated. :)

[@tigerproducts6905]

Looney bird you just cost us our family rating when looney bird look at the camera make me laugh so hard

[@Charelsleeray6464]

This is a childrens place? I love it.

[@vaaaalentine664]

Why is everyone in the comments pissed that it mentions "gay" ? Like wtf

[@Doozystudios]

I could watch this all day :)

[@whistlepunkz]

This is so fucking funny but also activates my fight or flight response

[@cutsiepie158]

"cmon hunny its getting late!" "no not yet!,billy bob needs to awnser my question!!!!" "ok 5 minutes" **starts singing "i aint gay" "hunny we are leaving and not looking back" "but mam!"

[@MLaker221]

HYSTERICAL! I would go somewhere now, with my friends, as an adult- to drink and watch this.

[@SpaceDave1337]

I got this recommended during lgbt month haha

[@acmccray63]

I'm a little behind (ok, a lot behind) and I hadn't seen this, but I see where you're going. Trying to mix some safety for the new young fans, and secretly pushing the humor for the older ones of us to enjoy. Can't wait for a new album!

[@cookieman673]

This is the song you play for your parents when they note that you wear a lot of rainbows and ask if you're gay

[@starchild.pon3]

I swear this is the best thing I've ever seen 😂😂

[@BrolyLSSJ01]

This was actually the first Rock Afire Explosion video I watched...

[@olandorw]

My first was the bear-a-dise fail 2.0 at the kentucky fair x3

[@GWROliver]

This was my second or third video. My first was the Frank Sinatra Tribute.

[@VigilanteVegan]

My first was at Showbiz Pizza in the 80s.

[@a_dolls_purpose_a_dolls_pu526]

The first one was for me was sittin' too long. Ever since I've been hooked on the RAE

[@therockafire]

@andrewmarcus91 That's OK..This song is for ages 7 and up. We've done other songs for older age groups as well, such as "I want a new drug", Sexie Sadie, I touch Myself". I suggest, if you are trying to sheild your child from music with any sexual overtones that you prescreen my work because almost all of it has a message that relates to our basic need to love each other.

[@yoyleb1711]

Man i dunno....hes got some bi energy at least (dont take this seriously! Its a joke)

[@CharonTheSabercat]

Holy crap, I skim through the comments and it's paragraph after paragraph, jeez... Just keep on doin' your thing, Fechter. It's your toys, you play with them as you wish.

[@FunkyStudios]

*"Showbiz Pizza Place After Hours"*

[@motherbrainbrain5449]

thank you! now I don't have 'mama rock me' stuck in my head anymore. thankyou thanku thankyou!

[@fanprograms]

When you post a video that gets more than 30 views, come back and talk to me! ha ha!

[@nebulous6996]

That was beautiful thank you

[@veeiswerid8332]

Ok but you can NOT tell me Rolfe isnt gay he has to be!

[@Chad_Darwin]

Bruh His so gay i'm starting a petition to change the gay pride flag to an image of his face

[@Baztrap]

This is so funny XD! I wish Showbiz was still here 😭

[@MissSparrow15]

Well that was unexpected! Haha I loved it though especially the end bit "You just cost us our family rating!" xD And for the people who say it's not family friendly: Well, you're right, but no one's forcing you to show it to your kids and besides, most of the audience here are adults so to throw in a song that's a bit more "adult" is understandable. There's plenty of other RAE stuff out there for the kids to watch, and hopefully more new songs to come! Keep up the great work Aaron! :)

[@saladaj5641]

Billy Bob's amazing

[@saladaj5641]

I mean Billy Bob amazing

[@fangirlwaters5220]

all you people hating in the comments learn to take a joke god I hate the world to day every one hating people fighting killing and they cant take a joke!!

[@charlenefranco1838]

**hides under my bed**

[@saukios3657]

he aint gay hes Bi

[@yogidonnie]

What a great funny song, I'm still laughing after the 5th viewing. Thanks.

[@TheEvilConductor]

As a fan of RAE that ain't not-gay, I was worried this was going to be offensive, but Aaron manages to be his sweet self at all times. Also, Billy Bob, her name is Mitzi AND YOU NEED TO OPEN YOUR EYES BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.

[@bp-lg2co]

mitzi belongs to dook B)

[@leslieadams3841]

yeah Mitzi belongs to Dook B (yes i ship that couple)

[@bp-lg2co]

Leslie Adams YOO high five

[@leslieadams3841]

gravity force *hive fives gravity force* we'r so pros bud! i'm subbing you tonight

[@jennagrande1093]

Or maby he should date that bird girl from chuck e cheese....wait.....why would robots dressed in suits even date eachother? xD

[@RawketsChannel]

"And she gotta like barbeque if you know what I mean." JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[@a_dolls_purpose_a_dolls_pu526]

I dont know why people freak out over this song, it's a good song with a tad bit of humor. Grown people are over here disturbed and immature about it yet I'm 13 and I'm still mature over here.

[@unluckysaurus2446]

What a funny little short! "I be no gay guy" 1/2 of the fandom: WELL FRICK'

[@Kgo-oo4jd]

me when i was in the closet

[@sabrehuff]

Hey aaron just watched the film on hulu... i enjoyed it! Who cares what the songs about... its really catchy!

[@Messwithmitchie]

He might not be gay but Rolf on the other hand

[@veeiswerid8332]

Yessss rolfe is 100% gay

[@ChuckE.CheeseGirl]

2:36 pause it then play it and listen

[@hungrypotato4454]

I dont buy it personally. Billy bob is the most flamboyant character of the group togather with rolfe. Also he is a bear witch is a tearm for a larger gay man from what i heard.

[@veeiswerid8332]

Yesss

[@deniseb6215]

Damn 😂😂😂😂 80’s was lit . This was what we were singing while jumping around in the dirty ass ball pits. 😭😭😭

[@thoranzalarvhazen4250]

If you were gayyyy, that'd be okaaaaay :u If you were queeer, I'd still be hereee :n Cuz u r dear 2 meeeee :u

[@Brandon-jy2yl]

Love it!!

[@nigmanigma]

Great song. You should sell miniature versions of the rock-afire stage. You know, like a diorama with limited animatronic figurines in it, and you stick a cd in it or connect an mp3 player and they would start moving, with the characteristics of their movement determined by the BPM of the music, and Billy Bob's mouth controlled by some kind of algorithm that determines when the singer is singing. If it were $250 or less I'd buy one. Could sell it out of Hammacher Schlemmer or a similar catalog.

[@LolbitFNaFWorld]

*Covers kids eyes and ears*

[@gravitylul171]

Loony bird you just cost us our family rating

[@itsomqbluethepotatoomq298]

Love it

[@kirozjamaa7468]

I wanna make animatronics when I'm older lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo x3!! I shall make the funniest animatronic ever.... MWAHAHAHABABABABABAHAHAHAHAH

[@phrogxix]

Bought it on Amazon, Aaron. Big fan, keep up the excellent work.

[@sheenufilms]

This is for kids?! WTF?

[@WasabiKitCat]

sheenufilms This isn't for kids, this was never in the restaurant, it was made after it closed.

[@sheenufilms]

KitCatGames The description said that the RAE album that included this song was released in 1984, when Showbiz was still in business.

[@WasabiKitCat]

Which album?

[@puke.1393]

It doesn't say the first album it was included in was released in 1984, it says this has been the first original rock afire song since 1984. This was never played in the stores, this song was made long after showbiz died.

[@WasabiKitCat]

I cant find it in the album.

[@GerriesTacoma]

Billy Bob made me do this song!

[@manfy0410]

OH MY GOD THIS GUY OWNS THEM. ITS NOT A KIDS PLACE

[@madelyn2308]

sam IT USED TO BE

[@starchild.pon3]

sam And your obliviously not from that time....

[@phillanes6974]

This was during a time when we had more laughs then complains.

[@fangirlwaters5220]

that black in the good old days!! can you guys take a joke?

[@maijapie2441]

Tis amazing

[@Messwithmitchie]

I’m just sitting here wondering who the hells asking him if he’s gay

[@mackmcd8725]

I miss rock afire... this is awesome :) you need to make a Rock-Afire app with all your songs and animated representations of your characters!

[@LakeofCrystalclan]

I'm going to ask Aaron if he regrets making this Oh and avenge me as I drown in the sespool of comments

[@LakeofCrystalclan]

Me 5 years ago: >misspells Cesspool

[@GreenSkyFalling]

Genius.

[@suetan]

just thinking of billy bob being asked "biwwy bob are you gay?" makes me laugh too hard and he said we will make love so i laughed so FUCKING HARD