I am Bread any% Speedrun

[@cozicko]

>"aw, that sucks" "slow loading time, too bad" "oops, shouldn't have done that" >gets WR

[@jcalvarez4407]

Correction: >"aw zat sucks"

[@aintunnis9201]

@@jcalvarez4407 always nice to hear somebody with an even worse english accent then me lol

[@steinkoloss7320]

Funny thing is, that happens in qute a lot of speedruns. (except for those super optimized ones like Ocarina of Time or Super mario 64)

[@gmailmerk4467]

How many people have played this game? i hope more than 100

[@finleygdd]

@@gmailmerk4467 this used to be an extremely popular game

[@proxygen904]

1918: In the future we will have world peace and advanced technology. 2018: Speedrunning as a piece of bread

[@user-rk1ch4ij7u]

Very Original

[@darrenmaverick]

justineG but overused

[@Sand_Cifer69]

DrDino I like how you use advanced technology instead of flying car.

[@broshentertainment2826]

Before 2001: The future is going to be great! 2002: I got born

[@farsekai9422]

1918 : We will have flying cars! 2018 : i eat rice this joke is so absurd.

[@weealexZ]

Every now and then a random speed run comes up on my feed. And I am so grateful

[@Kylezk117]

Bruh same tho

[@arhxm16]

same lmao

[@khngyn]

Same

[@xXChrisBXx1]

Same. I love it.

[@coolkid-sn5ti]

Detroit: Become Toast

[@senorlechuga8832]

I'm dead lmaoooo

[@mohamedk.salama5379]

Señor Lechuga it's not even funny

[@donpepe8440]

Don't understand

[@Idkwhatiam]

7:27

[@bruhman9018]

D:BH was such an awesome game

[@ryansmolinski2173]

I was born in the right generation

[@brennanfinney1836]

Ryan Smolinski yup

[@yoshimitsusamaka2238]

I wasnt. This is fucked. All the way

[@senorlechuga8832]

-Yeet- _W h e a t_

[@achystrawman]

Yeest

[@we11ee]

Good morning to everybody except these two.

[@GhostlyDeo]

Lol

[@GhostlyDeo]

Enix and you

[@hummingvoid7824]

This bitch soggy

[@johnvictor5373]

Doctor: "you only have 6 minutes to live." Me...

[@liam.28]

John Victor LAUGHED MI HEAD OFF LOL

[@pinealitz]

@ThatOneWeirdo its a meme

[@lemonke8132]

John Victor funny and original

[@dizknots9357]

@@pinealitz Yeah and?

[@SnakeTwix]

You couldn't see the 0.44 seconds of speedrun. F

[@Miyamoto_Jim]

*title of the video “world record” - first minute of video - wow that’s really slow, so we loose like 2 MORE seconds. Got bad spawn. Slow start etc lmao XD*

[@NagonOnrey]

I notice that a lot in world record speedruns, which is ironic.

[@justinwhite7864]

why did i read this in his voice

[@rinatopotato]

@@justinwhite7864 same

[@oscartonrouge]

Why can't people understand that a world record doesn't necessarily mean it's perfect, sometimes it's not even good

[@fabiososo]

Welcome back to another episode of why is this in my recommended

[@fabiososo]

Georgey Porgy it’s clickbaity and I like it

[@aronleon11]

As long as KZbin recomend me weird random videos but funny at the same time I have no problem

[@Nitrodino7875]

@@EverythingLvl Just wants likes to feel better about himselfm

[@p4n1k49]

because you watch speedrunning videos you fuckin' dweeb

[@boundlesbonsai5905]

666 likes wtf

[@waldopal]

Let’s get that bread... Let’s obtain the grain... Let’s go for the dough... *LET’S YEET THAT WHEAT*

[@FYD888]

What a time to be alive

[@chocolatecrud]

FYD what a time to be bread

[@bokchoiyoman]

@@chocolatecrud what a time to be a toast

[@bokchoiyoman]

@@chocolatecrud what a time to be a toast

[@Tedizz]

Imagine seeing your loaf of bread just fly around using broken cutlery..

[@theblackbaron4119]

@Eebens I have such a bad joke for that... Including Germans and making a lot of people toast.

[@camronchlarson3767]

There's so much potential here

[@AndreLink91]

wait... his name is Bob... and Surgeon Simulator song playied at the end... same studio?

[@liamfisher2059]

The guys watch was the same as the dude from surgeon simulator.

[@SpaghettiManGuy]

Yes

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

So is I Am Bread the prequel to Surgeon Simulator then?

[@andoniarmentia1024]

@@CWINDOWSsystem32 Amazing, isn't it?

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

@@andoniarmentia1024 Maybe that's why Bob wanted a brain transplant, to forget that sentient bread ever existed...

[@xdujan]

*I can still rember, how I tried to climb up a fridge for 20 minutes*

[@theblackbaron4119]

Childhood memories right.. what does that have to do with the video ;P

[@xdujan]

@@theblackbaron4119 this guy finished a level in like 1 minute, while I can't even get over 1 obstacle in like 15 mins

[@theblackbaron4119]

@@xdujan I understood you already, I was jokingly implying that you're keen on climbing your fridge irl not in a game... Jeez tough crowd. I'm here all week.

[@xdujan]

@@theblackbaron4119 oh now I understand

[@xdujan]

@@theblackbaron4119 im sorry

[@Riqell]

Ill tell my son the story of the flying bread

[@Dontcrybebetter]

I now know what I wanna be when I grow up

[@FM-zh5hm]

..bread?

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

@@FM-zh5hm no dum dum

[@Warcraft250]

You sound like a german guy ^^

[@FM-zh5hm]

He is German.

[@jayelborg]

@@FM-zh5hm warum spricht er dann nicht deutsch :D das klingt schrecklich

[@defaultmate]

@@FM-zh5hm Oof

[@tonihtg]

Killerfroggy2109 Ät se bäginning of se levell haha der kling halt echt so deutsch

[@Feligresa]

Why talk in german if you can get a bigger audience by talking in english?

[@roguespartan345]

I gotta imagine this dude put so much fuckin time into this that he has a panic attack every time he wants to make some toast in the morning.

[@johnhollis6979]

2:43 forsenCD

[@xNinJayxTheNinja]

That was a good run! *But wtf happened at the end???* Lmao

[@pizzatimemanyodabatman3693]

The history is about how the guy bob is going crazy because no one believes him about the bread being alive, then in the last level the bread scares him while he is driving and have an accident, the the hand at the end makes a conection with another game called surgeon simulator where ypu have to operate a guy called bob

[@xNinJayxTheNinja]

Nombre Generico Con Xx xX that is the greatest lore I have ever heard bro... thank you

[@pizzatimemanyodabatman3693]

@@xNinJayxTheNinja you're welcome, I'm just another virgin common man

[@mykacmit8070]

Well youtube recommended me this... It's perfect. Nice job with that WR!

[@derekschultz5029]

I have no idea why this is on my recommended, I'm glad I watched it though. Game looks fun. And the guys voice is nice lol

[@angxloooo]

Game no fun. He used glitches. Game make rage happen. Watch markiplier play it. You’d regret that idea

[@ryzen3827]

I am so proud of this community

[@Amin_3k]

The fact that someone took a game about bread so seriously, made me ''1,000,000 Subs Special! Nerd³ Plays... Desert Bus'' haha. You got beened. Thanks for the video

[@drivent5953]

Everybody gangsta till the bread start flying.

[@Flalalalanx]

This is what i call a performance. Congrats Man.

[@oliver292]

this very epic gamer didn’t just obtain the bread, he became the bread

[@magetaaaaaa]

This is insane. I played the game for the first time yesterday at a friends house, and had such a hard time controlling the piece of bread.

[@TMDProductionz]

Se wey yu tolk is väry äntertaining

[@AmonGus-zx5zr]

The way you talk is very entertaining? Tell me if I'm right.

[@hawaiianseaturtle009]

I’ve literally never heard of this game, but I watched because I enjoy speedruns. Who else?

[@matthewbraunlich4914]

Mom: we’re leaving in 6 minutes Me:

[@theshell6315]

Wow, I never knew about that holding glass to fly glitch. Thanks :)

[@marcel-gc8ih]

sis is sis and sis is sat

[@aintunnis9201]

The *th* sound is quite hard for non native English speakers. Espacially integrating it in your fluent language

[@baki1877]

Ich scheue dann mal deine Videos

[@ckay8145]

@@aintunnis9201 He could just pronounce it like a "d" for words like "this and that" and like an "F" for words like "Throw"

[@FuzzBall11]

I like how he's talking about what he's thinking

[@codrinmoisa4290]

I remember constantly failing at the second level. This guy did it in less than 40 seconds.

[@ThirstyMemer]

I am Brot

[@crimson406]

I am Groot

[@IrfanR]

I am croot

[@Quazar386]

Ich bin Brot

[@StaleDoritoCrumb]

I am tot.

[@psynom9747]

Just seeing him yeet the bread is mesmerising

[@jose2226]

Mom: so what do you do for a living? Bread guy: ...

[@shubhdashukla7692]

This is absolutely amazing

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

Strange SCP, a sentient bread that wants to become toast in any possible way.

[@oleggy5854]

*THANOS* wants to know your location

[@laspatatassonrientes3420]

At the end you can see an easter egg. The driver's name is Bob and the hand that appears has a black watch, after that scene, you can hear the "surgeon simulator" theme

[@w-catcher_aka_doc9312]

Let’s get this bread Let’s yeet this wheat Let’s empower this flour Let’s entrust this crust Let’s obtain this grain

[@nicksacco5041]

Imagine just walking in and seeing a piece of bread fly around your room

[@angxloooo]

1000 vids no subs challenge I’d eat it

[@quantuminfinity4260]

4:11 The burn mark almost looks like a fox on a rock! 😅 ( rotate the bread 180 Degrees )

[@guh_elika]

so a lot of people are commenting that this appeared in their recommended one day, however, I searched it up of my own volition, as I just watched a Markiplier Rage compilation of this same game.

[@spaciumbeam06]

"I was a pretty fast bread, you know"

[@giygaswashere2808]

Why is this comment section so damn negative? Let the guy play what he wants and get off your chair to get a job if you think you can be more productive.

[@allikitos]

Or even better, find a job and watch him play the game during worktime. That's what I'm doing right now

[@iamthinking2252_]

Holy cow, speed running... I wonder if I can try that glass shard flying trick?

[@CraziChris]

No you can't

[@msgasmdc107]

Love the commentary here, nice run

[@bryan-od3zm]

you are very good at flinging yourself across narnia as bread with a piece of glass

[@AbramSF]

Ouch 100k views and not monetized. Great video. I love this game.

[@jollabang9564]

>Edibility 100% >Starts in dumpster

[@divi9t]

Toasters adore him Markiplier fans hate him Speed runners love him

[@moemoe-gm3nq]

Imagine betting some butter for your bread and then coming back to see it fly across the room

[@That_Guy_Hex]

What does it mean by any %

[@YanoKarozuno]

Any% means that the speedrun was done under the category any%, which means complete the game as fast as possible and glitches are allowed. Other categories for example would be 100% (do everything and collect everything, Glitchless (beat the game as fast as possible without the use of glitches) and many more.

[@oteila6151]

Lol u rarted

[@delusionalnoodles]

O Teila “rarted”

[@NitroCheese]

it's a speedrunning category where you just have to complete the game as fast as possible; you don't have to 100% the game (that's a different category)

[@Rissoe_Really]

A++ on everything

[@TheCubscout]

Good try you’ll get it next time buddy

[@mattson4552]

bread: is bread also bread: is a F*CKING MAJESTIC EAGLE

[@THECATGO]

Hey, maybe your Speed run will be on my video, but I need your permission and I need to talk! How do I contact you? Answer please!

[@YanoKarozuno]

DM'ing me on twitter is probably the best way. Twitter handle is @yano_karozuno

[@Aname550]

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

[@Saint__Saint]

Let’s obtain this grain Let’s Yeet this wheat

[@guilhermevalentim95]

I like the way you tell when the moviment you did is bad or not.

[@amberdrawsvplays4376]

bread: YES ALMOST THER OMG FINNALY! human: ooh yummy *picks bread bread: noooo human:*eats WASTED

[@godhimself8826]

When your energy bill is high but still want to enjoy some toast before loosing the energy in the whole house.

[@miunya]

30 seconds in and I'm already impressed

[@kristyfrederick7134]

Holy crap, i know the glass does that, but Jesus Christ that is amazing.

[@kade6509]

You have accomplished what others couldn't in seconds

[@queen8297]

I am searching for some documentaries and now i am writing comments here. What an attraction

[@Jj-hi7ih]

Butter : “come over the fridge is open” Bread -

[@shengkaihuang2064]

It’s a bird It’s a plane It’s a flying bread!

[@victoro.9482]

Adding ‘flying piece of bread’ to the dumb things that made me laugh list.

[@Cortanasboyfriend]

I have that exact same space heater at home, the smaller one with the two switches and the knob

[@YanoKarozuno]

Welp then i hope that your name isn't Bob.

[@Cortanasboyfriend]

YanoKarozuno lol it isn’t but I have a friend named bob 😂

[@YanoKarozuno]

@@Cortanasboyfriend ohh boy then i hope that he will never meet your bread. 😂

[@williamkwl6153]

Imagine seeing a piece of bread flying across your room

[@diegonixgamer6900]

Wakes up one day Dude:Yeah im going to speedrun i am bread

[@tracyh5751]

Waiting on the SummoningSalt documentary.

[@Pnod666]

This guy isn't loafing around! Kinda sad he was at the crust of sub 6 tho. This still was a jamming speedrun anyway.

[@diamondninja4938]

Just the kind of voice I'd expect doing speed runs

[@lucasdurangonzalez7715]

I should be studying but instead I'm watching a speedrun of a bread

[@zazaeater43]

When you give the controller to your older brother...

[@Jason-bs1dn]

SO CLOSE TO SUB 6 MINUTES!!!! YOU CAN DO THIS YANO!!!

[@DeamPaw]

Wachin haceme el desayuno lpm

[@luan931]

"My name is Bread Allen and I am the fastest toast alive"

[@MichaelJayValueInvesting]

Watching this while eating bread.

[@notorious4reall329]

-Who are you? -I am BREAD!

[@ThoughtSpinnr]

More exciting than the last 5 Michael Bay movies combined.

[@LiamH2004]

I love your accent

[@timb.4583]

That's German

[@screayx]

And i am german, and i hate it xD

[@timb.4583]

@@screayx I hate my accent too xD

[@mostcoolkid78]

I like it to

[@ihasabucket5224]

I’m Australian and I can barely feel my accent

[@johnstonsantos]

That music at the end reminds me of SURGEON SIM O.0

[@davidlittle4613]

Tommorow I have exams and I was planing on getting a good nights sleep but some how it’s 12:30 and I’m watching this

[@Nassa34]

I can't even maneuver that well irl

[@vovical]

I was playing this and thought of speedruns for this game. I have been blessed

[@the_random_gamer3404]

I am one with the bread, the toast is with me

[@bananeyfish]

Is this a TAS or is there a way to exploit the physics to throw you that far? Very impressive either way!

[@YanoKarozuno]

This is an RTA run, no TAS and yes we abuse a physics exploit to perform these huge jumps.

[@Kellermits]

Se wei ju plei se bred is good.

[@cadmiumandwilsin2993]

Every single time a level starts, I look behind me to see who is at my door

[@soulassassin0g]

I've never seen someone with such urgency to make toast?

[@lapikolko2]

"Aaaah, zis feels guuut" Jaaaa, Sauerkraut.

[@ikszyon7661]

Congrats man awesome job!

[@random_me666]

This dude is a Breadwinner!

[@zeth526]

This video is created for me when i saw word Bread my heart melted......