I Am Jesus Christ

[@WaltzwithAI]

It's crazy when you think about how popular this game is, almost every hotel in America has the strategy guide in all the guest rooms.

[@bUMMi4711]

OMG thats the best comment here so far!! :D

[@Aurora-Nyx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH went into this sentence slightly concerned. Came out of it *chef kiss*ing the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Thank you, good Sir!

[@BlackMasterJoe89]

"Can Jesus take fall damage?" I never thought I'd ever hear that line in my entire lifetime. But here we are. Thank you for this gift, Lord Asmon.

[@jamesperryii9994]

Well, when Jesus was being tempted by Satan, he was asked to jump off the temple and have an angel come save him before he would even touch the ground. So from that no, but Jesus never did jump since that would be tempting God.

[@wintermute25]

@@jamesperryii9994 So he can take fall damage after all, if angel doesn't come.

[@jamesperryii9994]

@@wintermute25 an angel is obligated to save him. But any further investigation will lead to inconclusive results.

[@Brindlebrother]

He took the biggest fall damage. For the sins of humanity. ✨🙏✝🙏Praise Jesus🙏✝🙏✨

[@SUP3RDAD84]

I fuckin died

[@Hobs55679]

“Does Jesus take fall damage”? Truly a question many wise men and women have pondered over

[@larserik8899]

Jesus took all the damage

[@KnownAsKenji]

Good thing because he can't use a water bucket right before landing to prevent fall damage, he doesn't go through water.

[@luvzdalewds315]

Jesus never falls... He descends.

[@BlackDragon209]

no, but he has -5 piercing Resistance.

[@tr1k716]

When Asmon started his game, Google thought it was the right time for a War Thunder advert, perfect !

[@imgrim391]

12:33 he hit the griddy real quick to show you that he's trustworthy

[@TurtleChad1]

Hopefully no one spoils the ending

[@Milika666]

Top tier comment. 👌

[@tanner882]

What happens?

[@mas8705]

Probably best to go out and play it now before it gets spoiled. Wasn’t that long ago people were posting spoilers for a video game adaptation that originated from a book.

[@jojosumilu]

Ayo I remember you writing that comment under the other video too lmao

[@yetipotato8567]

Snape kills dumbledore

[@oh_meghann5777]

First seconds as Jesus : “Can I punch?” This was an unexpected treat. It got better and better.

[@Stanjara]

Can I steal? That broke me.

[@coreyingham6378]

dam this story is good. they should make it into a book

[@Emily-qy1gk]

@Seriously? r/whoosh

[@bard1847]

You nailed it!

[@thunderh0rse961]

@Seriously? bro cmon

[@JCurry1123]

Idk I like the stories about bald men calling upon a bear to eat the children that made fun of him. And the parts about how to do slavery

[@khadajhin2565]

@qasqer1004 Being religious doesn't mean you have to be humorless.

[@JiangXina]

Happy to see Zach playing as himself for once

[@BelchingBeaver69]

@First name Last name how

[@ZK-sz8vs]

it'd be funny if the whole game was about the 15 or 20 years where he's a carpenter and you just spend the whole game building houses and chairs and shit

[@justsomeguy4422]

asmongold would farm so many trees, we've seen how he works as a gatherer, mans unstoppable.

[@MicrocosmicExperience]

Jesus was the son of a carpenter, he wasn't necessarily one himself. Matthew 13:55 says, "Is not this the carpenter's son? Is not his mother called Mary?

[@stevegee218]

Ahhh.. Valheim Jesus

[@kami_1789]

@@MicrocosmicExperience what else do you think he did growing up?

[@batmanonabike3119]

Poor dude never did like nails

[@FoschimikawlE]

The game unironically has better environmental design than several modern AAA titles.

[@susinator]

For real though.

[@comicsdude3166]

What's AAA?

[@Goobagoo]

@@comicsdude3166 It's a term for a high budget, high quality game. Think Red Dead Redemption and skyrim. stuff like that.

[@comicsdude3166]

@@Goobagoo thanks.

[@comicsdude3166]

@@Brad.M. Thanks.

[@jayTfr]

Let’s all be real. Asmongold’s variety content is so good.

[@exkiltersilva7483]

of course he has jesus blessing

[@FreedomAndPeaceOnly]

And finally he plays as himself. 😌 🙏🍵🕯

[@Jarmister]

Christian content is content!

[@Pavel-wj7gy]

True and real

[@heitormelo1316]

GOD tier variety.

[@akutimestwo]

"Who's ready to be saved" I felt that

[@mojus2890]

It's somewhat clunky but it looks like some real dedication is being put into this game.

[@mojus2890]

@@trucid2 Meh, there are a lot of inadequacies. The dialogue felt kind of mediocre at times. I think they would've been a lot better off using the king James text as it is more beautifully written than any other edition. There's also some inaccuracies in general on the teachings, such as diseases coming from Satan, that are surprising.

[@mibaoj]

@@mojus2890 a lot more beatifully written than any other translation? Debatable. There are numerous good translations like The Message, The Passion Bible, GNB at times is good, etc…

[@mojus2890]

@@mibaoj you can debate it but you'd be wrong.

[@zechariahross1444]

Is it made by Christian developers?...

[@Jitterzz]

@@mibaoj I’m not a King James purist, but people should drop the Passion translation though, since it may have flowery language, but is not scholarly accurate.

[@laylaminrir]

This game wasn't disrespectful in any way and despite the bugs it clearly has effort put into it. I feel like it was created by a small group who's just really passionate about Jesus. It's very difficult to make a game about religion since it can be quite sensitive, even if you got the bible memorised. and to people who aren't part of it, you can't force it down people's throats. I didn't expect to see a game about Jesus and his journey and Asmon playing it. But I'm glad I did. Peace be with you 🙏

[@laylaminrir]

@@YGOHermit sounds like fun. 👍 I see they have another game upcoming called Noah's Ark. Depending on the gameplay it could be interesting.

[@mikeellchuk3787]

and also with you /\

[@kintsugittv2537]

Yeah, it definitely was not made as a money grab at all lol

[@Jbayz]

yea..I was really happy about this....

[@laylaminrir]

@@kintsugittv2537 False. Religion is one of the worst topics you can choose to develop a money grab game. It's sensitive and people that feel strongly about it will not buy the game. It could possibly be banned in certain countries that does not welcome it. Gacha games, loot boxes and actual p2w are money grabs.

[@whataday443]

Our boy, who art on Twitch, Hallowed be thy editors, Thy content come, Thy videos be done, On earth as it is on KZbin. Give us our daily react content, And forgive us our memes, As we forgive those who meme against us, And lead us not into balding, But deliver us from washing our hands. Asmon.

[@stonervivi]

True and Real

[@khadajhin2565]

Amen.

[@sunnybunny5227]

🤣😂😂😭

[@leandroribeiro3626]

Amen brother!

[@cari0292]

🤣 So good 😂

[@kolbieelrod7059]

"FPS max, 120 miracles a second." LMFAO

[@affanalam6123]

This is what the past decade in video game development has led to. I'm truly blessed to be able to witness this in my frail and mortal life.

[@lunchbox997]

That was genuinely so hilarious every step of the way, if this is only the prologue then I cannot wait to see Asmon play through the rest of it. The crucifixion will be interesting to see live.

[@stevenclark5173]

It's gonna be like the MGS torture scene with Ocelot. Mash to stay alive.

[@nickrocket1508]

The commentary was pure gold , literally no one else I wanted to watch play this but you. Gg bruh 🤣

[@jmugurr994]

"Commentary was pure gold." Yeah ASMON-GOLD

[@chaosinfernoid9008]

@@JayceCH. Variety Gamer in a Nutshell Bedge

[@Spartan1337green]

​@@JayceCH. some people are better streamers and some are better KZbinrs. Asmongold has always been an S tier level of streamer. There isn't a single second of his content that fails to entertain.

[@shiningfingersword]

I remember a couple of years ago, I was watching Asmon's stream and my neighbor dropped off her grand daughter at my place so I can look after her and the kid suddenly pointed at my screen and called Asmon, Jesus.

[@shiningfingersword]

@@mikeuk666 I live in a 1DK and the stream was already on when she entered the living room area.

[@austinspach9241]

absolutely inspiriing

[@glorioustigereye]

Didn't know Jesus was balding

[@Berkay-xl4hu]

We have been hearing from the One True God all the time

[@kekyoin6991]

Been waiting for a sequel for about 2000 years

[@RenzoTravelsTheEarth]

They’ll be a sequel for this before we get Half-life 3

[@warpatato]

Can't wait for people to mod this game with biblically accurate angels.

[@thetruelordandsaviour]

Jesus has come

[@thetruelordandsaviour]

come

[@thetruelordandsaviour]

also please wish list this game🙏

[@Max_Ohm]

bukkake style

[@butter5144]

Amen 🙏

[@constantanxietyattacks6878]

Cum

[@rirakkunick]

Nice to see Asmon running healer for a change

[@EndOfMen]

Not realistic, Asmon wouldve turned the water into Dr Pepper.

[@rudolfgernd8760]

The swearing in form of "Jesus Christ" and "Holy Shit" is just the icing of the cake. Can't breathe laughing!

[@dogleghobag]

I just learned so much about Jesus, thank you Asmongold.

[@Spartan1337green]

Ironic part is the games actually very accurate and educational. Not gonna stop all the butthurt Christians though.

[@Malhaloc]

@@Spartan1337green Why would we be butthurt?

[@SoulseekerNF]

@@Spartan1337green I'm for one happy about existence of this game

[@willianzorzi6026]

@@Malhaloc well they somehow will get mad, i dont know the reasons but they always one. Btw i think it was a great education game idea.

[@dogleghobag]

@@Spartan1337green Well I'm glad they're online being butthurt and hot hiding from the devil offline! So brave.

[@ukguy]

I was hoping Asmon would be wearing jesus robes with a crown of thorns for this stream...

[@wrecknor]

He stays at home til he's 30 and if he does anything, it's a miracle.. Pretty much sums it up!

[@pluhut]

The NEET shall inherit the Earth.

[@zechariahross1444]

Lmao

[@ovomurky]

late bloomer lOL was busy parting in his 20's i guess

[@ssjwes572]

@@pluhut too good

[@Dragens2]

I love that Asmon put on his Jesus cosplay for this playthrough

[@OfnionGidnir]

Finally a skyrim where we can play as someone who gets to the Cloud District very often.

[@pathos7527]

Ha ha thank you for the laugh, that one was good

[@pathos7527]

@@UltimaKeyMaster it’s literally just the big building where the Jarl is. Calling it a district is a bit of a stretch. 😂

[@Level3Lifestyle]

When you tell your mum you wants Skyrim and she tells you you already have a Skyrim at home..

[@Tomzkk]

He even put on a cosplay for this game. The dedication

[@butter5144]

XD

[@nichirinbabe]

😭😭😭

[@wuguxiandi9413]

My ex partner had a miracle baby too. I was out of town for 3 months on work, and when I came back, she was 1 month pregnant. Praise the Lord.

[@spider21152]

Amen brother, Amen...

[@Aurora-Nyx]

Immaculate Conception hides all Sins, very convenient

[@photogod030]

The holy spirit does miracles my brother 🕊

[@antwannefludd8931]

🤣🤣praise the lord

[@brandondollar]

I always wanted to make a Metroidvania where Jesus whip moneychangers in a temple

[@theEpicDARKnessEvar]

OYVEY

[@danielcrow91]

@@OGDweeb why does this story get overlooked every time

[@Trendsthismonth]

​@@danielcrow91Bad for business😂

[@marctech1996]

The hired the guy who did the Mario Unreal Engine video.

[@zarahandrahilde9554]

Asmon playing the boss fight with the same intensity as any raid boss is absolutely killing me

[@exodore2000]

He seemed to enjoy this combat more than Hogwarts Legacy.

[@ThePelitin]

Mary: I too have heard of this elusive "John the Baptist", who definitely isn't my cousin.

[@alexaleman16]

I cant believe satan broke his computer at the end. Well played satan, well played..

[@sane0matic]

when you knew jesus only on a professional level: to wife: "Darling, have you heard about this, they cruzified our carpenter!"

[@LunaticThinker]

This is as close as we'll get to see Asmon do a faith run

[@loufih]

I like how Asmon plays as Jesus, tries to do things a GTA protagonist would do

[@neltoitami4751]

Finally a stream my Christian mom will approve of.

[@andiray8080]

120 Miracles per second got me laughing hard.

[@vaspix008]

The thumbnail makes it seem like Asmongold is actually coming out as Jesus Christ

[@MissTarryn]

Believable.

[@GamerGrade]

"Holy Shit" - Asmon Jesus.

[@Kyuuwai]

"Can I Punch?" truly a gamer moment right there

[@SenpaiTheExplorer]

the way asmon said "you got some fanfaction out there...... it is what it is" had me rolling

[@TyroneisWhite]

cant believe they made a game about the man himself, ya boy asmongold

[@geeeunit]

"Sure, I'll take you to John the Baptist. Walk this way." *walk animation wigs out*

[@usernamealreadytaken9330]

Finally someone adapted best selling book of all time into a game

[@Piecesoftheshadow]

@@xinj6142 😒

[@just1nt1m3]

The only case where the book is also the source

[@apparatus_solo]

I love how Jesus walking over fire in-game can be considered not as an oversight.

[@Evision5]

*Reads video title in notifications* "Oh man, don't go there Asmon. Last time you kept saying "I am a God" lightning hit your house." Oh it's a game...lets see it then.

[@isakhedeen]

That happened??!?!

[@Evision5]

@@isakhedeen Yea it's called "The Worst Day.. Asmongold's House Struck by Lightning"

[@bad72690]

Jesus fighting Satan in a pool of lava with energy blasts is some of the most blasphemous shit I've ever seen haha

[@batmanonabike3119]

Jesus turned water into wine. Asmongold turned Jesus into content.

[@KoongYe]

It's like Dwayne Johnson playing a fast n furious game

[@GregW]

I absolutely lost it at “put my diseases inside.”

[@liquidsnake6879]

The sheer amount of times asmon can't figure out basic controls lol, it's right there in your face press the right mouse button and he keeps pressing the other one lol

[@PB-EASY]

Please do a tier list for the bosses in this game.

[@kwerby3285]

missed opportunity to say he got the game manual and pull out a bible

[@Scout-Fanfiction]

Genuine compliment: the music is relaxing and fits the mood of the story well. The voice acting is also on point. Graphics aren't half bad either :).

[@swardlertv1372]

I was suprised

[@Scout-Fanfiction]

@@swardlertv1372 Me too. We've officially moved beyond "Noah's Ark using Wolf 3D engine" days lol. Thank GOODNESS!

[@ProdByWretched]

"oh I don't need to read it" that response plus the eyebrows man wtf lol

[@champabay4746]

Came for the savior stayed for the memes

[@thaibaophan4467]

Asmongold then: " Im a literal fuking god". Asmongold now: " Im literal Jesus ".

[@theanimeandgameguy2305]

I just hope the ending of this game doesn't suck.

[@theanimeandgameguy2305]

@@mikeuk666 Glad to hear it, because a bad ending would have put the final NAIL on this game future.

[@silversurfer8818]

I cant wait for the two upcoming games, "I am Muhammed" and "developers survival"

[@channel_no_longer_active]

Longer than Half-Life 3, a game 2,000 years in the making. 10/10 will wait again.

[@AM0908]

Turns water into Dr Pepper

[@gyulagyorffy5937]

This game is so good, they could make a religion out of this.

[@Thievishaura]

"That's 1 virus disenchanted!"

[@christiank7166]

This game is actually really beautiful. Seems like the game makers really put love and efffort into it.

[@KatoFW]

They made Mary a white lady lmao. They put zero effort into this game you wizard

[@namethefifth7315]

@@KatoFW more effort than any other attempts at christain games

[@christiank7166]

@@KatoFW Name the fifth is right, they put way more effort than other christians> And I referred to the enviroment, even the devil fight scenes. You seem really disrespectful and literally not christianly. Sucks Asmon has fans and watchers who are like you. Going straight for insults lmao

[@LeftJoystick]

@@KatoFW “Look at me everyone! I’m so wokeeee!!!”

[@ariseharbinger4799]

The Coalition better watch out

[@Punkfilms4605]

24:49 What Asmongold referenced "10 So Moses and Aaron went in to Pharaoh, and they did so, just as the Lord commanded. And Aaron cast down his rod before Pharaoh and before his servants, and it became a serpent. 11 But Pharaoh also called the wise men and the [a]sorcerers; so the magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their [b]enchantments. 12 For every man threw down his rod, and they became serpents. But Aaron’s rod swallowed up their rods. 13 And Pharaoh’s heart grew hard, and he did not heed them, as the Lord had said." - Exodus 7:10-13

[@dakonblackrose]

I enjoyed watching this very much thanks asmongold for playing it.

[@dahunlee_acousticguitar_covers]

6:55 'the Lord giveth, and so too the lord doth taketh away'

[@aldyaljufrie]

this is a pray to win game

[@jstncheney]

3:35 wrapped in cloth and placed him in a Manger since there was no guest room available 💀💀💀💀💀

[@spk1121]

I enjoyed this quite a bit, which was a bit of a relief since I am a Christian. Laughed several times, especially at "Moses is DLC," and I smirked at how Asmon said "Holy sh*t!" almost every time it went to a cutscene. Would love to see the full game when it is released!

[@merick92]

"it's not shungite, these are Satan crystals!"

[@vexmythoclast1721]

When jeasus said "its jeasus time" I cried and clapped

[@ShinmenTakezo]

literally pray-to-win

[@mic300391]

Imagine playing this in VR!

[@DanielCamargoTalks]

Bruh John the Baptist is literally Jesus’ cousin, He’s known him His whole life 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Killer_Turnip]

I'm so glad more people are finding this game, it's a gem 😂

[@DatBoi69420]

asmongold to satan: "this guy is an asshole" lmao I don't why found this really funny

[@LordKohaegan]

This was one of the funniest gaming streams I've seen in a long time! Thank you Jesus and glory to your holy white t shirt!

[@Silenced_by_Utoob]

Jesus…playing himself in a game. Truly a miracle.

[@christhornycroft3686]

I remember I was at a pub once and I thought I was tripping on Oban, because I saw a guy with a beard dressed like he’d just performed the lead role in a passion play. No joke. Cracked me up. He was sitting at the bar. Having an IPA. Good to know Jesus has taste.

[@middlesiderrider]

Yeah bad taste. Maybe he was drinking an IPA because it's like Christmas tree in a can and it reminds him of his B-day

[@christhornycroft3686]

@@middlesiderriderit was a craft beer x

[@middlesiderrider]

@@christhornycroft3686 well Jesus was a carpenter, so I imagine he enjoys crafts

[@RafaelW8]

Devil is bald what the f. LUL KEKW

[@Rhala]

dude, I thought the stream was already freaking hilarious. BUT the comments to this video are even BETTER!

[@daddylim8579]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH ... we want to max FPS ....120 Miracles a SECOND!!!!! Gotta love this man.

[@claudiogofe]

Asmon was impressed he could run... as Jesus, the guy that can literally walk on water. Of course he can run ffs lol

[@bigredtlc1828]

"Jesus Christ, man!" "You said it mahn, nobody messes wit the Jesus!" - Big Lebowski

[@Nominokoni]

I’m a christian but damn this is interesting 😂. I always see Asmon as a look alike of the artist who played Christ in Passion movie 😂 and bro, the *THUMBNAIL* 😭😂

[@infernalsymphonytv2928]

What it needs to be a truly successful adaptation of the source material would be if you were allowed to take slaves from neighbouring nations, curse at fig trees for not producing figs out of season, command wild bears to maul kids to death for making fun of bald guys like Asmongold, to talk to snakes and donkeys, to be able to make women once you've collected enough ribs from dead bodies, a magic attack which turns enemies into pillars of salt.... Oh well. Can't wait for the new Testament dlc and hopefully we get a Jesus Christ 2: Electric Boogaloo somewhere down the line where all the data gets corrupted by the introduction of Mohammed

[@baron5736]

I hope Asmon plays the full release as well!

[@mng8680]

Never thought Id ever witness Jesus at 4K performing 120 miracles a second.

[@RickNyks]

This voice acting is golden. When I heard Andrew 😂😂😂 had me crying

[@scottm.3901]

The idea of Jesus running and sprinting around is hilarious.

[@Romes187]

Hearing Asmongold read the John 1:1, the hardest opening line ever, was great

[@sleepyjessu]

"were gunna save those dinosaurs, and tell them about jesus" 🤣🤣