I AM NOT A MORMON | Cards Against Humanity w/ The Derp Crew Ep. 175

[@darknovagamer1366]

So Ze is not a Mormon, he is a possible Muslim.

[@enigmaticspirit08]

2.15 - "A possible Muslim." As a former Mormon I can confirm this actually happens! Other religions routinely send spies into the congregation, and the priesthood get really paranoid about it given the secrecy of the temple rites. So I actually lol'd at this.

[@centurionquincy3899]

20:04 And there is the 1-per-video, obligatory Game Grumps reference from Smarty.

[@lebronjames6279]

As a Mormon, Ze is my favorite apostle

[@mulberryman1305]

10:00 really Ze *the fifth and final hole* would have been the perfect card for that

[@ericfarrow6128]

Mulberryman you read my mind lol

[@ryanmg14]

Yeah and he should have played hookers and blow at 12:30, such a disappointment

[@mulberryman1305]

@@ryanmg14 I agree

[@JetZV]

You had the Bionicle card for the entire game and never used it... you disappoint me.

[@reader111089]

I cant believe nobody used a blank with a picture of Ze for that Mormon card.

[@NoleeMay]

Wow, Ze has impeccable timing: I just finished and submitted my last final for the term. What better way to celebrate than by watching Ze's daily uploaded video?

[@kiro9291]

congrats and all the best fam

[@NoleeMay]

@@kiro9291 Thank you!

[@shayspector5585]

gotta say i love the bigger face cam. it's lovely watching facial expressions and it's making me realize that I don't appreciate how pretty Ze is

[@thoughtfulpug1333]

It saddens me you people don't know who Chris-Chan is. He is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@wentener7188]

Well not anymore

[@cadeharvey7272]

Being from Utah, I can’t believe how many times I’ve had to say “I AM NOT A MORMON” so this title immediately grabbed my attention 😂

[@dr0g_Oakblood]

7:57 - I nearly choked. Mercy. If that doesn't get the point... And it did, lovely.

[@ShifterEternal]

I absolutely would've done the support group for victims of Bionicle. That G1 ending man

[@conroyvanvonvolkvan5645]

For some reason I read the title as I am not a moron

[@makotokeisatoruko8203]

"Being a virgin with rage." I was going to pick on john, and it was he who played the damn card. *16:23 Ze could have added, "The veins were dark purple."

[@jacobbrodeur2735]

The fifth and final hole for the “then she woke up” one would’ve been perfect :(

[@crossfire2045]

Let's spam ”ze is a Mormon in all of Ze’s chats” 😂

[@Sybato]

Ze you don't need to worry; there's nothing wrong with being a Mormon. Mr. Sark was a Mormon once upon a time.

[@kona9405]

I got offended when Ze forgot that Finland is part of scandinavia, we always get forgotten.

[@Mochrie99]

The Ze Church is a religion I could definitely get behind!

[@shadowsnesgamer1453]

Any more project winter vids coming our way?

[@Sybato]

All the other games were from a single session, so it might be possible (if Ze's not too sore from all the "you need to pay attention to your hunger/warmth bar" comments from the last batch)

[@MrCrasherdog]

I like how Ze might have went straight for a used vibrator simply because Smarty called Marisa over

[@ForTheLoveOfLoot]

He's in denial. Kappa

[@RandyKalff]

Ah, my favorite Mormon uploaded.

[@rileygerard3014]

the forth hole is behind the left knee

[@craves_death6081]

i have that exact axe on screen for reasons of the unknown and yet to happen :)

[@comrade1158]

Hey Chris Chan… topical ig?

[@MilkyKilky]

Just what I was thinking.

[@twilight_phantom2969]

Hmm...I think Ze is trying to tell us he's a Mormon

[@Altyrell]

O.O John calls GaLm a "b***h" @ the 3:53 - 3:54 mark

[@xenomorph2056]

"Secret Agent Muslim" That would be am awesome band name! 😂

[@rorakurtiss]

Or a movie

[@centurionquincy3899]

Rora Kurtiss I would go see that movie

[@rorakurtiss]

@@centurionquincy3899 "Secret Agent Muslim: Code Word SAM" XD

[@centurionquincy3899]

Rora Kurtiss I feel like I should respond with a great Muslim joke, but the only ones I can think of are rude and inaccurate. And if I did come up with a great one, most people wouldn’t get it because on average Americans know nothing about Muslims

[@rorakurtiss]

@@centurionquincy3899 seems about right. Applies to me, too XD

[@FFKING1140]

For that "yo mama" thing, I would just put a picture of a whale

[@jaderush4141]

These videos made me realize Galm sounds very much like Chilled, and that makes me uncomfortable

[@RankingMaster11]

Ze is the only Mormon I watch on KZbin

[@brendonstacks4107]

I love you so much ZeRoyalViking

[@Desiremademanifest]

7:50 Not sure which is redder: the walls, the headset, or Ze

[@masternoob9673]

The fifth and final hole would’ve been fun, until Ze fucked up

[@karambit9988]

Love your vids ze

[@lordofh3]

sexual tyrannosaurus is a reference to Predator

[@Trexmaster12]

Whatever you say Harold.

[@JohnGrahamDoe]

*Hello black-light my old friend... I've come to see semen again...*

[@JazzyCrumbles]

Honestly though this video was titled "I AM NOT A MORON" and I guess I am.

[@sygnus_]

Having problems locating the fourth or fifth holes? Make one.

[@ccameronc4650]

Does anyone know the video he was referring to about the racist Elmo? If not it's most likely the video by Michael Reeves called trigger me Elmo

[@trolololo720]

It definitely was that one

[@ziacray9284]

I was really wondering if anyone knew that the word wasn't mormon anymore

[@happygilmore4781]

@ZiaCray I dont think so its pretty funny

[@ziacray9284]

@@happygilmore4781 Yeah lol

[@tartaroshero2070]

4th hole for a woman would be the urethra. For a man I don't know.

[@kairotox]

Nostril?

[@SparkShiftYT]

Men: Mouth, ass, urethra, nostrils, and ears.

[@MrCrasherdog]

Ze is my favorite Mormon. #ZeLoyalBarbarian

[@Keaton0801]

How did this video stay monetized?!

[@brandonsaunders2823]

So Ze is a Mormon Shotgun Farmer?

[@dillpickle7583]

Let’s get a #MeToo movement for victims of virginity.

[@lenninho5113]

5:13 they're not robots they're androids

[@lenninho5113]

robots have that too you know. androids are called androids cuz they have near human like movement

[@Shadowclaw6612]

untangle your bloody headset cable

[@jacktaylor6253]

I watch both Ze and Chilled so I notice the inconsistencies of Ze uploads worms before chilled but uploads cards a few days after chilled. Also Chilled actually bleeped out the entirety of the Harlem struggle definition so this was informational(yes I talk a lot when I have an opinion)

[@Sybato]

Wait, Ze and Chilled don't know who Chris-chan is?

[@MilkyKilky]

I bet they do now.

[@thomasknapp6434]

How does "ZeRoyalViking" forget about Finland?

[@Ehrmann_Gregsson]

Cause Finland is not quite a Scandinavian country. They argue about it a lot.

[@Syrow3]

didnt blade runner come out like a year or two ago... how old is this video :D

[@XantOfTheHollow]

That's Blade Runner 2049 you're thinking of. The original Blade Runner is from the early 80s

[@jonathanskinner7647]

How long is the Mormon joke been going on for? No one knows, as it's so inaccurate, there's no reasonable guess. (Also please replay cities skylines)

[@Mr_Meatbox]

at least 2013, as Chilled has mentioned the Ze Mormon joke in a few Sark Videos

[@suicidebmber8000]

Hey ze when it was the Like my father before me, a big part of my life involves __. card, you should of choose hoookers and blow

[@RolomirFenrir]

Ze please let me rest...

[@dennistrusty8851]

damn ze your really far behind lol

[@RadTicTacs]

Lol do you guys not actually know what the fourth hole is?

[@meh2846]

What’s Apex KZbin channel?

[@evanwilson7337]

Abdiel Rivera aphex arcade

[@bluebird2501]

I think im first Praise me for having free time to click a video

[@rezahydra]

+Bluberry gamer Here’s your honorary blue shell as the average bad luck charm.

[@centurionquincy3899]

Don’t worry, I boomboxed the shell for you

[@WilliamBadgreen]

I read the title as moron. I was confused for a long minute.

[@davidmcgill1000]

more Images Against Humanity... like they don't even want to play the game

[@tweedycheetah2083]

Jesus, didnt chilled upload this a few weeks ago??? And chilled just uploaded a week old worms video you uploaded already... you guys need to sort that shit out.

[@MoTeC_MasonX]

hi

[@brianallen278]

Ze you need to steady your webcam

[@azulspirit1385]

Redacted

[@Brokenzebra11]

Why are some questions that get answered has to turn into something racist

[@blitzofchaosgaming6737]

I think you protest too much.

[@karambit9988]

Second

[@raginOKCTHUNDER]

You missed by 1 second!

[@raginOKCTHUNDER]

Bluberry gamer beat you

[@bluebird2501]

raginOKCTHUNDER -yup

[@karambit9988]

Bluberry gamer I had to change it to second :( Should’ve just clicked on it instead of pausing my video