"I Am Not Allowing You To Video Here Sir!"

[@MickeySibs]

100% that first bloke is the fella from FoneJacker 😆

[@Gareth-fh2qn]

😂

[@arseburgers4208]

"Internet service providings" lol

[@Milkyway109]

Not allowed sir

[@RC-cs3me]

​@@arseburgers4208💯😭

[@dylbotgames]

"You want free ringdings?"😂😂😂

[@topcat1358]

2nd Security guy was brilliant!. Full marks to him

[@justbreakingballs]

No he wasn't it's boring af when they comply

[@TheSadButMadLad]

Some people have educated themselves and understand. They are intelligent. People who spout without thinking and checking make themselves look stupid.

[@tomstickland]

It's definitely funnier when they get angry. But it's good to see someone who actually knows the rules.

[@IngramCars]

Second security guy was fantastic, up to a point. Polite, respectful, and knwledgeable. Well done that guy!

[@peterdurnien9084]

Second security man has the brain cell.

[@RMcL328]

He wasn’t that knowledgeable, he still thought the drone wasn’t allowed over

[@ysgol3]

Wow, a gentlemanly security guard who came so close to knowing the law perfectly! The first one was a standard useless balloon of course, whose orders you ignored in your usual uniquely funny way - lovely footage as always, thanks again PA!

[@david69869]

To be honest he does a good version of 'not allowed'!

[@ShortieLeeroy]

An even better version of ´´ I´m not allowed you´´.

[@peterdurnien9084]

Another poor individual only learnt one phrase from the travel guide.

[@stevealden5691]

Sounds like the phone jacker guy! 🤣

[@shivaunt71]

And very often 😂

[@Seal_Clubbing_Champion]

The first one was clueless

[@summan41man]

"We can improve your network providings, we can regrade your upgrade with a new downgrade and you get a free ring-ding"

[@just-gaming213]

😂

[@DMC888]

But my ring dings are better sir.

[@kalxtube]

I knew I recognised his voice somewhere..

[@humblequest7905]

Every time he said “as long as you’re not…..”; he added something else to the list.

[@TallSilentGuy]

The head of security is Phill Jupitus.

[@AndyPandy007]

Big guy knew the score.

[@rickyraw5457]

Big.... that's a mega understatement he's fucking enormous.....

[@brownsoverlane6384]

@@rickyraw5457 Are you the school bully?

[@1airdrummer]

My favorite retort of yours is..."But I'm here. Ive got my camera."

[@tractorboy2002]

You are so good at doing these films. Well done

[@patrickdaly2121]

If their staff are so weak and beggarly that they get distressed or alarmed over a man shooting photos then they Need therapy not a job!

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Once again absolutely 'on top of your game' with your photographic prowess here Pure Audits!

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Yes 100%,

[@haydoncooper3744]

Love it when these fools trot out the ‘Alarm & Distress’ line.

[@NarnianRailway]

Great video and drone views 👍⭐⭐⭐ The building and two next door were constructed 2016-2018 as speculative office and laboratory spaces replacing a large warehouse unit. WaveOptics building offers 42,000 ft2. Initially WaveOptics occupied the top floor offices with other tenants 30 Technology and Amey. Appears 30 Technology relocated the Abingdon offices to Imperial College London in 2023 and Amey moved prior. No mention found if they recently expanded to additional floors. The Milton Park industrial estate was part of the Milton Depot during WW1 and WW2 with extensive storage warehousing and rail infrastructure. To the east was Didcot Power Station.

[@geoffreythomas-cs1sk]

THE BROKEN ENGLISH GUARD IS NOT THE BEST FRONTMAN FOR THE COMPANY. THE SECOND SECURITY WAS MORE FLUEANT AND WAS 90% OFAY WITH THE LAW.

[@VS-xb1jg]

I understood every word he said. Were you triggered by him? Nativism and anti-authority, not your day is it?

[@david-pb4bi]

@@VS-xb1jgHe said all the correct words but not necessarily in the correct order.

[@VS-xb1jg]

@@david-pb4bi I find it funny that certain red-faced individuals' second language tends to be English but louder and with gestures. Embarrassing. But that's what happens when you're dragged up with entitlement.

[@PaulVogler-sr1iq]

Fluent, I think you mean.

[@VS-xb1jg]

@@PaulVogler-sr1iq These videos are always undermined by sad little men with sad little lives who finger point at anyone but themselves.

[@bryanh5684]

The big fella watches these videos alright...

[@hc3932]

Your merch would be good with your catchphrases. I’m not coming in, I’ve got a zoom camera, I’ve got a drone, I’m on my bike!, It’s in my bag!

[@loucolman]

You forgot my fave ‘it’s wafer thin’ 😂

[@PureAudits]

Good idea!👍 thank you!

[@nokianige]

💤💤💤💤💤☻️

[@JohnMorten-px6my]

I've come a long way for this.

[@TomSmoth-si1du]

“NOT ALLOWED” 😩😂

[@Smeeagain75]

You should get a badge " Am Allowed" The answer to all the " Nart Alard" security chappies.

[@tommytip1]

He sounds like the guy from phonejacker 🤣🤣🤣

[@garyhollins7911]

Internet providings 😂

[@tommytip1]

@@garyhollins7911 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-zd7ci2rc2n]

@@garyhollins7911 Spot on

[@welshieworldwide]

“I’ve got my zoom camera” It’s worth our time to watch your videos for that line alone 🤣🤣🤣

[@cww80]

Along with "I've come a long way on my bike!"

[@ivanbeach1665]

kek

[@atitnac598]

I like them all but this bloke has to be one of the best ! 🤣🤣

[@jayperez3431]

the funniest part is they always put guards who can barley speak or understand English to keep the most valuable English speaking establishments secure lol

[@tok1964]

Barely…..*

[@jayperez3431]

@@tok1964 i said barely speak not read/write to the T of an Educator. go home Karen.

[@pokeybit]

These videos are simply Little Britain auditions

[@terrywoodcock8468]

Help me please, I am starting to say "No Tallowed" in my day to day life 🤣🤣🤣

[@EvenBigger-Brother]

Does he have permission to address you in that high pitched voice .as he is upsetting the dogs.

[@jamb6600]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@biscoter]

Bardzo relaksująca muzyka oraz Twój spokojny głos sprawiają, że dobrze mi się to ogląda

[@GavTatu]

Phil jupitas doing a better job there than he does on the telly.

[@shaggyrandy1264]

The first chap sounds like the bloke on the phone from IRS.

[@MartintheTinman]

What's the IRS?

[@williamkeith8740]

NOT ALLOWED - how many times have we heard that? Good work PA.

[@50buttfish]

What is that "Not Allowed" law? Like a penal code or vehicle code, with fancy coordinated number system making it easy to find that specific "Not Allowed" law.

[@bobikdylan]

The law says you are having a permission to filming the building. 😂

[@nartouzumaki8232]

Oh yes indeed 😂

[@jamb6600]

but he no inwhited by anyone?

[@paullancaster7066]

We need PA to ask ''can I use your toilet?'' more often! lol

[@johnthreadgold7846]

1st guard why is he working in security when he knows all about law lol

[@019208237]

What a stunning looking building😮

[@harveyneedleman817]

I really enjoy your sense of humour. Thanks

[@Windbadger]

I don't know how you've managed it, but somehow you've made "I've got my zoom camera" into a catchphrase. 😁

[@DavidSmith-oy4of]

Free ring dings!

[@Solarphonix]

lol i was going to say 😂

[@DaveThompsonfairlife4all]

Haha, came to my mind too. Surprised he didn't say "what's your point of contactings?"

[@Solarphonix]

@@DaveThompsonfairlife4all 🤣

[@SoulFlask]

The perfect not allowed

[@Sylvia-Storm]

It looked a neat site.

[@manavestnation]

Do you have any points of contact here? Yeah, 2 feet on the ground.

[@nartouzumaki8232]

Lolz .. 💡👍🏼

[@MartintheTinman]

I thought that as soon as he asked

[@rogerking2933]

No No not allowed 😂😂 WTF who do they think they are this is England!!

[@VS-xb1jg]

These videos are about PINAC, they’re not about your insecurity. I notice a lot of bigots love these videos but I guess that’s for obvious reasons.

[@stuartbrown8259]

​@@VS-xb1jgYou need to have a word with yourself, your personal bigotry is astonishing. People call things as they see it, it's irrelevant who it is, but it's still a fact.

[@VS-xb1jg]

No people like that watch videos with their own agenda and people like you don’t like being called out on it.

[@stuartbrown8259]

@@VS-xb1jg You have a strong agenda, to take offence on others behalf. Typical lefty.

[@wotzcheez]

​@VS-xb1jg while i mostly agree with what you are saying. I dont think this was the correct target. Am happy to be corrected. But at face value the comment (with only the context given) isnt really offensive.

[@verybighomer]

I suspicioning you not allowing to filming building with no inviting from supervisoning!

[@chloeew4627]

It’s.. I can’t understand you . Not allowed 😂😂

[@ClactonCuun]

🎉 The dumbest sounding, but the most entertaining auditor out there 🎉

[@dr_dr]

It draws the idiots into a well laid trap though! It also shows how some people judge and treat others by the way they talk.

[@sorearm]

Love the verbal games, but I'm here. I'm working. I'm here now. Letting them show their ignorance with every word they utter

[@resus009]

This Video deserves a „Not allowed“ counter 😂

[@alanyoung1723]

10/10 for the 2nd security guard

[@atitnac598]

I EETA PIPPA POPPETTY ! 🤣🤣

[@topcat1358]

Great vid PA!

[@user-ck1jv3nw8d]

In fairness the first security guy was polite even though he did not know the law. The second guy was somewhat clued up, and both were wearing their SIA badges.

[@AbsoluteSurvivor]

You have a permission!!!!! Can't even speak our language, but telling us what we can and can't do when we are wanting to carry out a LAWFUL activity!! Cvnt!!!

[@Unknown-cg6gs]

The first one tried his best even he can't speak English properly but still he is trying to explain.... well done 👍

[@lesliereed4047]

The second security guy waddles over. Was he doing an impression of the Incredible Hulk?

[@JohnMorten-px6my]

Was that 1st goon AB in disguise ? Not allowed, not allowed. 🤣

[@user-um1xt3kh]

🛎end.

[@user-nx8ii4ef7f]

Well done Craig, TOP MARKS!

[@tosser182]

Is that his name? he doesn't seem like a craig

[@realcooking1833]

"They took the stones from here"🤠

[@Premier-Media-Group]

DJE needs to visit this place wearing his spy glasses...😂 I also wish architects would move past this "Primary School Primary Colors" trend of exterior building design, with bright primary colors and blocks.

[@Saxtoo]

Maybe you prefer Pantone 17-1612? 😢

[@Rtt-d5m]

@@Saxtoo Yes, I have that in my kitchen. Mellow Mauve 😊

[@Premier-Media-Group]

@@Saxtoo but of course...

[@JohnMorten-px6my]

Mellow yellow on that building, the architect was a child of the 60's. 😁

[@paullawrence8572]

I think one day they will make a film of PA any suggestions who could play him?? 🤩

[@RC-cs3me]

Michael Crawford or the late Norman Wisdom

[@moonpawooe7134]

Ummm Betty The cat has done a whoopsy

[@paullawrence8572]

Exactly my thinking!😂

[@Milkyway109]

🛑🛑NOT ALLOWED SIR🛑🛑 😂😂😂

[@Donotwillnot]

Another awesome video pal 👍

[@decdeckers]

Yeah, yeah, oooohhh, I’ve got my zoom camera

[@vanessahawkhead6316]

Not Allowed How Many Times 🤣🤣🤣

[@thatschilltssk6274]

Is that guard Charlie Veitch in disguise?

[@PhilBurns-oc2vg]

Big man should educate his staff better

[@Rapid_GT]

Don't endanger your health by eating too many pies 😂

[@MartintheTinman]

You can eat all the pies you want if you walk to go get them

[@Rapid_GT]

@@MartintheTinman Evidently that didn't happen 🤣

[@ozmond2600]

Nice looking building

[@Jay-ix3mp]

5:15 😢 when these people move here they need to LEARN OUR LAWS

[@VS-xb1jg]

"These people move here", "learn our laws", I think you need an education in British history and colonialism, might put that small mentality into perspective.

[@blade9297]

I think and am not too sure and may also be going out on a limb here, but I think the first fella thought you were "not allowed".

[@MultiScampi]

'not allowed' is my new favourite drinking game 😂😂

[@lja8187]

Why you are my fav auditor.

[@shahsheikh541]

“Nart aloud”

[@lesliereed4047]

Is this the world record for number of "Not Alloweds"?

[@bobbarr2006]

Another import with his free SIA licence who hasn't got a clue...

[@fortnitedaddy7266]

Ring Ring Ring a Ding Ding Ring Ring Ringa Ring Hoopa Goopa Diddy Huppa Laa 😂😂

[@juliandowen1621]

“Law” “Law” 😅😂

[@stevealden5691]

Not allowdings!. No free ring ding.

[@Frogdog0007]

Second guy was ace

[@0badboy0]

NOT ALLOWED. England loves a foreign security guard with no idea of the law.

[@VS-xb1jg]

England gets its name from foreigners. Angle Land - Land of the Angles. They came over here like everyone else.

[@micksmixxx]

@@VS-xb1jg The genius (sic) that THINKS (sic) that he's educating someone! 💩

[@ME4503]

@@VS-xb1jgthey created this country known as England so they’re not foreign.

[@VS-xb1jg]

@@ME4503 They are foreign. They came here like everyone else. The entire English identity is foreign. That's why you are so insecure. The Three Lions, Saint George, the House of Windsor. Look it up. Educate yourself.

[@EN1i1i]

Good job. Need to bring in more subscribers...

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 👍

[@lumo7461]

That blokes been on the helium 😂😂😂

[@markfox4970]

First 'man' had a strange voice-Second one was perrfect--Amazing!

[@JohnUnderwood-yz2xu]

So what's the new name for the drone....... GOLIATH... Now giving pics from up above.....

[@moonpawooe7134]

It's interesting 😊

[@doveronefoxtrot4417]

Not allowed pure ! 😂😂

[@geezer2tech154]

"Don't fly that crap over our building! Here's a Wave Optics camera for you so you you can get the highest quality!"

[@klgshah]

SIA teaches NOT ALLOWED, and issued the passes.

[@hughmungus5158]

Usual suspects

[@DavidSmith-oy4of]

Usual comment

[@Sha-sv6sq]

No bollocks Hugh! The usual no bollocks comment 👍 Don't choke on that tin of spam YOu call dinner .!

[@VS-xb1jg]

Cringey bigots? Yup, as expected.

[@VS-xb1jg]

You are the usual suspect. It’s all you ever think about.

[@DavidSmith-oy4of]

@@VS-xb1jg It's always the xens and raceys that ruin auditing channels.

[@brianthirling9260]

NOT ALLOWED 😂

[@Roger__Wilco]

0:18 Not sure why this video of all things has given me the idea, but it would be fun to buy a bike to use in my local area instead of the car. Don't think I've even ridden one in about 20 years.

[@stevedawg9588]

Its not law or legislation, its HUMAN RIGHTS. Article 8 i believe

[@catch22again]

I find it most odd that you are polite enough to let them know you are going to film and yet they freak out. Why don't they want free advertising ?

[@haydoncooper3744]

You cannot film the pavement, well after all it may be a secret code.

[@user-um1xt3kh]

Oh goodness gracious me.

[@brianfields4479]

What are these places protecting. Is this in England?

[@harveyneedleman817]

Beautifully maintained business park

[@lieke9460]

And you are paying for it 😂

[@graememackay1152]

I'm always amazed that these companies seem to be worried about security etc but they get foreign people with little grasp of English and even less grasp of the law to provide that security.

[@Saxtoo]

Oddbod Junior is alive and well 🧟‍♂️