Watching Aqua play is like watching your grandpa try to set up the wifi but in a wholesome he'll figure it out eventually way and we get to be included in grandpas quest
@Johnnyboy09288 күн бұрын
This pretty much encapsulates it
@coryearnest94648 күн бұрын
Except grandpa was the person who taught you how to set up the wifi for the first time, so as your watching him struggle, your thinking to yourself. Is this it? does grandpa have dementia?
@yikesmcgee-gz3lq8 күн бұрын
That’s definitely a sentence.
@kierankress56828 күн бұрын
Aqua constantly trying to shoot with an empty mag has me rolling, like he has 0 awareness of his own gun/ammo.
@kevingilley11038 күн бұрын
he is responsible for the care and upbringing of a child. let that sink in
@junbajun8 күн бұрын
Aqua not sorting the tasks by location and instead just scrolls through makes my brain smile.
@mr.jsaunds74568 күн бұрын
Your videos are my treadmill videos. I save them for the next day. Looks like a easy shesh for me tomorrow lol
@futariTV8 күн бұрын
For me too. I discovered Aqua short after wipe and he is my favorite tarkov streamer at the moment. Love every video.
@dma7368 күн бұрын
Aqua on tilt is more chill than I'll ever be. Don't ever change Aqua.
@uncagedequation56948 күн бұрын
My favorite streamer for the average man approaching his middle age, truly feel seen
@DrunkGeko8 күн бұрын
2:45 Aqua carefully picking the worse possible time to take the shot Imagine there's that one Walter White meme here
@Papizzarro698 күн бұрын
JAAACK JAAAACK DONT DO IT JACK ITS OFF JAAACK
@Khos898989898 күн бұрын
Sometimes i think that he does that on purpose
@anathema78138 күн бұрын
came here to comment that haha i do that shit to tho
@Cleric3148 күн бұрын
6:00 yes aqua I wanted the plate system and I love it
@turtlemanist8 күн бұрын
brings rfb to factory close range dies to full auto, "YOU CAN'T WIN"
@GameBr0z7 күн бұрын
12:00 aquaa you smoked that man after talking petty. you are a gamer dont let anyone tell you otherwise
@zykis9998 күн бұрын
Somebody need to tell Aqua: Settings -> Game -> Health status -> Always SHOW It pains me to see he is not healing
@TheCooPeer8 күн бұрын
10:30 Aqua the explanation is simple. You just don't play well. Even if you try to convince yourself, you are just not playing well.
@B_Don998 күн бұрын
Yeah, I love aqua but he’s coping. The way he plays is absolutely brain dead.
@stevensheets72178 күн бұрын
Oh wow looks like we got John Tarkov here to show us how it's done!
@B_Don998 күн бұрын
@@stevensheets7217 chill dude, most people enjoy aqua because he ISN’T a sweat. It’s nice to see someone average play the game. He is bad at the game, no need to be defensive lmao.
@stevensheets72178 күн бұрын
@@B_Don99 no dude I'm pissed 😡 I'm jp around he is bad lol we love him for it
@UNDEAD_OUTBREAK8 күн бұрын
Every time his editor zooms on the extraction time, I worry thinking something terrible is about to happen lol
@winkiiiie8 күн бұрын
Being an Aqua fan is like watching a Gore Reddit page; its disgusting, frustrating and makes your blood boils but you just can't look away... Love you aqua :)
@Epicspacecow8 күн бұрын
I know you think it’s just a jolly joke but that’s just too much and rude.
@LeHoser8 күн бұрын
@@Epicspacecow i mean, its kinda true. the guy hasnt improved at all in like 5 years lol. if anything, hes gotten worse over the years. But hes a good dude and has a good outlook.
@Epicspacecow8 күн бұрын
@ If you are "disgusted" and it makes your "blood boil" maybe step away? In what manner is that constructive for anyone?
@foxbennett72026 күн бұрын
@@Epicspacecow are you overreacting or are you dense?
@Epicspacecow5 күн бұрын
@@foxbennett7202 you keep using words you obviously don’t understand. What’s overreacting or dense by using common sense?
@TheophilusPadmore8 күн бұрын
I just scavved interchange and crept up to mantis, someone killed Killa and didn’t check his pockets so I got all FIR 60 rounders I need for ice cream cones. I’m euphoric
@hellagen28988 күн бұрын
8:00 Little man begging for his life trying to drop off the package, Aqua knows no such mercy.
@spunky7188 күн бұрын
8:40 thinking to myself "dont repeak that" *peaks* "ok dont peak again" *peaks* "dude....." *peaks*
@shelladdition8 күн бұрын
2 min later "I think im playing well but keep dying" lmao
@FourthExile8 күн бұрын
lol same
@MisterChubz8 күн бұрын
it’s spelled peek bro it’s not hard
@coopers17168 күн бұрын
16:57 brother you brought tier 4 armor and a semi-automatic designated marksman rifle loaded with m80 to a close quarters map. The RFB is for tapping people at range, you would have had better luck with a Glock 18c and a flashlight.
@shuriken25058 күн бұрын
17:07 best armor lmao
@cloud-forge8 күн бұрын
2:59 some marksmanship ! But he ended (to our surprise) getting the kill Well done Aqua :D
@TheCooPeer8 күн бұрын
2:45 "We gotta play it slow" he says and then starts shooting at the opened door instead of the PMC lmao
@BertyBread8 күн бұрын
I love the "Ooooh" sound effect, It always gets stuck in my head.
@PFCAVB008 күн бұрын
It always amazes me how bad aqua is at this game for as long as hes been playing it.
@urx48 күн бұрын
yup. and bro has gotten kappa twice i think lol
@isaacsutphen60468 күн бұрын
He just runs around😂
@TheCooPeer8 күн бұрын
@@urx4 That's not a challenge if you get to play 40 hours a week and have friends to carry you through all the tougher tasks
@imillar25107 күн бұрын
And yet, here we are watching and being entertained.
@shelladdition8 күн бұрын
how do you win? maybe not bring a single fire long range gun to factory? XD
@GS-el8ll8 күн бұрын
also m80 isnt instant win anymore, pmcs should be wearing minimun class 5 in geared loadout
@heyLaina8 күн бұрын
Excellent and entertaining as always my lord!
@stevenslayz83656 күн бұрын
I wish I had aqua's confidence to fight people like this 8:45
@Malpaise_Legate8 күн бұрын
I knew, the moment he grabbed the M80s and the RFB, that he was gonna die within 60 seconds of entering the raid.
@brianbarrett24878 күн бұрын
9:55 No you just died cause you left the door open. No aim punch...you just died.
@Ganjaz8 күн бұрын
Yes we want the armor plates, i love the fact that i am able to just unequip my armor/rig into my backpack and swap front to back and vice versa in around 1-2 seconds in total and im again covered from the front, love it
@Jellyisamazing8 күн бұрын
Dude aqua insuring so much is why he bleeds money, basically pointless if you are a solo player
@gaminredneck52168 күн бұрын
I like the plates, I can run a shitty mmac and pick up some good plates from looting, or just have cheaper kit in general still with having decent armor
@Skrappy5038 күн бұрын
"HOW DO YOU WIN!!???" oh man that one hit home.
@harmonyfanboi8 күн бұрын
Every morning, I suffer watching my precious Aqua loosing easy fights, but I will have it no other way, I love him to much.
@Loz203658 күн бұрын
*losing
@Dondolini948 күн бұрын
6:17 yep, can't take away the press armor and kirasa shenanigans from me!
@MeatVision8 күн бұрын
I still remember when Aqua was the Factory Master 🥺
@zachlake63368 күн бұрын
dies not clearing first room to the left "theres no one ever in dorms"
@zachary88728 күн бұрын
And he watched two guys go in there
@k-fedd8 күн бұрын
Aqua at 11 minutes... BRO. PLEASE HEAL YOUR HEAD. IM BEGGING. Two and a half minutes later and you get one tapped in the head. HEAL MY BOY HEAL
@brkinwrx62008 күн бұрын
He did heal but it is cut out. It shows his health status at 11:51 when gets shot and it is full
@k-fedd7 күн бұрын
@brkinwrx6200 thank glorp 😭
@dan30698 күн бұрын
That stupid scary piano song cracks me up everytime when he gets mad😂
@derekgunnels48568 күн бұрын
Plates are sick because now your favorite low tier armor can actually pack class 6. Feels good.
@TheMisterNebo8 күн бұрын
How do you win? Simple - play against Aqua :D
@BanaGhoo8 күн бұрын
1:30 felt like Ghostmane - Fed up :D yEAH BOY !!! Set up SEt up Set up Fed Up Fed up !
@B_Don998 күн бұрын
Watching Aqua aim centre mass with the Kedr drives me insane 🤣
@mickdund8 күн бұрын
My lord has graced us with his presence
@HunterAnsorge-ok9jk8 күн бұрын
5:57 ABSOLUTELY NOT, THE ARMOR IS THE PLATE NOT THE PLATE CARRIER
@zebeegchungus8 күн бұрын
That first clip was absolutely incredible
@willis25578 күн бұрын
use the MP-18 next time for this quest and just sit on top of the metal balcony by the 3 silos
@averageloner96578 күн бұрын
What are you doing aqua.😂
@giancarlogarabis68718 күн бұрын
“Lol how do u win in this game!!!!!” As he loots….. again…… out of position. You were sitting still in front of safe. He was strafing and shooting making for harder target. You were still and he had laser. Always easy kill. Lmaoooo maybe u should stop looting at the beginning of factory raid. U know kill a couple pmc first. 😂
@iciuirisieid8 күн бұрын
your death @ 17:16 and the damage done are not connected. That guy understands the advantage of shift W and point fire, he also had the weapon for it. Until the netcode is improved that is peak tarkov and I hate it. Seems like you do too
@DOiNKLES8 күн бұрын
I was on day 6 of a hardcore gooning streak and this video made it happen
@TheArchpharaoh8 күн бұрын
10:16 He does? He feels like he plays well? Aqua has one decent play a day, at most.
@HelldogPC2 күн бұрын
That first death was brutal
@lepus65118 күн бұрын
i'm just here to watch aqual giggle like 3:47
@SirChubblesSteen8 күн бұрын
Aqua not patient? No way.
@SpawnOfJenova8 күн бұрын
17:02 Add/Remove Programs > Escape From Tarkov > Right Click > Uninstall Been enjoying the game ever since.
@Humanpickle7 күн бұрын
Hearing blue guy this blue guy that when Aqua has escape from darkness edition is pretty dumb.
@m3th0d1238 күн бұрын
Aqua, have you considered just doing loot runs here and there? Perhaps could be new goals for you to make in the game too :)
@N00BleSouP248 күн бұрын
First death was to a freakin alien from space (edit: not the Btr)
@raccoonhatcity76278 күн бұрын
The grunchth of July.
@riderdoolittle34698 күн бұрын
Thank god - an early bed time. So gracious my liege
@Imnotgay-sr6sn8 күн бұрын
We are just little pay pigs to aqua
@SplashingMANGO8 күн бұрын
Anyone else notice how little people are voiping now? It’s like the novelty of being able to talk in Tarkov has worn off and now everyone is back to being silent as a mouse
@Lone_Doge8 күн бұрын
plates are a magnificent addition how dare you sir
@Rotinaj378 күн бұрын
what is the story behind 8:17 idk why its cracking me up
@jak75868 күн бұрын
16:59 rate of fire.
@bobgabbet4928 күн бұрын
How do y’all do tarkov shooter pt3 I can with that task
@VargIsDeath8 күн бұрын
cmon grandpa you got this!
@mannzell8 күн бұрын
Anyone know Aqua's graphics settings? I've watched several videos and I just cannot get my game to look as clear as his, it's always blurry and the visibility at range is awful.
@schizoposting19118 күн бұрын
might be the monitor resolution, 1080p to 1440p makes things much more clearer
@B_Don998 күн бұрын
@@schizoposting1911 if the original commenter only has a 1080p monitor, he wouldn’t be able to see the improved fidelity of 1440p 🤣
@schizoposting19118 күн бұрын
@@B_Don99 tbh its either that or upscaling but at 1080p the game is very blurry and pixellated so im guessin its a resolution thing
@B_Don998 күн бұрын
@ could be his sharpness settings, might also have noise enabled. Tarkov is a weird one, everyones game seems to look different from one another.
@mannzell8 күн бұрын
@B_Don99 does he have a high or low sharpness? And does he use PostFX? I'd assume not based on his frames but he also has a way better PC than me.
@Bright_Stranger8 күн бұрын
I had to change my main game from this to War Thunder. Both are awful for my mental health, but I understand WT a good bit more.
@BanaGhoo8 күн бұрын
set up ? Im running Full set Ultima mp-155 with thermal and Eclan specter 2x predator flash and Salvo silencer, just started... 3 raids.. no homies... only scavs. Meet me at 2 stry dorms I give u love !
@FriendlyGardener228 күн бұрын
😮 I like the hat
@heavenlyeggs64558 күн бұрын
53 seconds in and aqua already messed up lol tried doing set up with no face cover
@travel42988 күн бұрын
Loots while being shot™ Aqua
@dmc5498 күн бұрын
On a scale of 1-10 how good is aqua at this game? Comment reply below
@landoRyder8 күн бұрын
3
@crumbz4208 күн бұрын
Getting kappa today maybe prestige later but its to tryhard 😢
@jordan1910P8 күн бұрын
wear t4 armor and stil call is the best armor xD
@zachary88728 күн бұрын
Why does he not buy hemostats? Its like 5k more than the two esmarches he buys
@Mm69tw8 күн бұрын
Every video is getting increasingly more and more frustrating to watch. I am a gooner.
@ItzRetz8 күн бұрын
10:09 One thing I learned very quick these past few wipes is that every shot not spent shooting at the head is a wasted shot. Literally the entire meta right now is 'aim for the head'. Spending half a second spraying at someone's body and hoping for a kill is worse than spending that half second lining up a shot on their head. ...which is exactly why I don't play Tarkov anymore, because the PvP is ridiculously boring. It's just 'aim for the head simulator'. It doesn't matter if you riddle someone with bullets because they can just 1 tap you to the head and win the fight, then heal back up to full and go throughout the rest of the raid like nothing even happened. ...which is the problem with 'realistic' shooters. You can't be both 'realistic' and balanced pvp-wise at the same time. Headshots should be one shots because that is realistic, but it isn't balanced. So what can you do?
@lolecksdeexd24238 күн бұрын
well obviously if someone prepares well with good armor it counters people (you) who uses poop ammo thinking its enough to just shoot center mass, armor exists in tarkov for that reason
@Testiculon8 күн бұрын
Aqua is playing like a gambeling addict. Hopes to get lucky every time and keeps losing over and over. Play save man, with this geat you cannot play aggressive and fast paced like the end-game-meta-dorks
@mafiahalo938 күн бұрын
4:33 Aqua u didnt die to a cheater you just didnt check the room on the left. if you watch in slowmo you can see a dude in that room before aqua screen goes black
@owenmills48818 күн бұрын
he never said he did? he said "one to my left"
@SciGuy8 күн бұрын
I was so confused by this comment too lol. He never said anything about dying to a cheater?
@yikesmcgee-gz3lq8 күн бұрын
Aqua doesn’t even know what a cheater death and profile look like. He thought the esp user in the last video has legit 😂
@lolecksdeexd24238 күн бұрын
aqua sure does love bringing in terrible weapons for certain scenarios
@VargIsDeath8 күн бұрын
why does your hideout look like joseph fritzls basement aqua??
@stevensheets72178 күн бұрын
This guy tarkovs
@thevicious20038 күн бұрын
I agree about the armor
@futariTV8 күн бұрын
Since they rebuild factory I dont really like it anymore. For me personnally their is too much stuff going on. I often get killed from above or cant recognize enemies fast enough through all the stuff that is standing there. The old map version fehlt more clear and pvp fights felt more natural.
@iitstre_45508 күн бұрын
Just caught a dogshit Shoreline spawn and died in 22 seconds. AMA. THAT MAP IS ASS! REMOVE IT BSG!
@djocbr54988 күн бұрын
Are you looking at the screen?
@ms85678 күн бұрын
Maybe its time to stop using pst ammo and shooting directly at chests that it cant ever penetrate
@gubbyg598 күн бұрын
Clutch upload
@keener42908 күн бұрын
Aqua really is one of the worst tarkov players but damn is he entertaining
@winkiiiie8 күн бұрын
Its honestly insane how bad he is lol absolutely zero game sense and makes the SAME mistake over and over again. Like that damn shift W at the guy around the corner that just shot at him (that will inevitably mow him down from cover the second he start sprinting towards him.) Aqua is the guy Vaas was warning us from. The guy that does the same thing over and over expecting a different result. Still love him ad still my favorite tho lol
@shilohclough43068 күн бұрын
I love aqua very great guy and the fact he is taking care of his kid to even better dub man
@Ratt6118 күн бұрын
Im worst than aqua and that struck me to the core 😂
@keener42908 күн бұрын
@Ratt611 but do you have the hours and experience aqua has?
@keener42908 күн бұрын
@@winkiiiie I had completely forgot about Vaas from far cry until your comment
@xodiac41568 күн бұрын
I very much like the lack of TTS in this video. That shit is so annoying
@projectsiver4208 күн бұрын
☠
@hopdig8 күн бұрын
Guys its my birthday today
@SalmonShrk8 күн бұрын
i think armor being so strong makes it more noticeable when you arent running meta gear. which does end up making me win less fights. not that player skill doesnt factor in but its the difference between me having to shoot someone 20-40 times and them having to hit me 1-3 times. the one guy in chat was talking about plates being realistic as though it is at all realistic to shoot someone in the face and chest 22 times and they walk away no problem. even rounds like 55a1 have a decent chance to just fully ricochet helmets. which is about the best ammo most people would achieve for that calibre anyways lol. so you basically get forced into hoarding different rounds all wipe so you can fight decently into late. it also makes getting head jaws more frustrating because you feel like your supposed to be a walking tank and then get one tapped multiple raids in a row and it has you questioning why you even buy gear and the reliability of hit registration in general. I get that multiple wipes ago ammo was really strong and it almost didnt matter armor you ran because m62 would just melt you anyways and i dont want that situation to happen again. But just in general making it possible to balance that large disparity between players, gear and ammo is what BSG will need to focus on to make sure people dont get frustrated and stop playing. This is an issue for regular players and chads alike it just affects us in different ways. chads dont want to be feeling like their ammo and gear is useless and regular players want to be able to compete on a semi even playing field and not feel like they are being forced to run away and hide instead of challenging a juiced PMC for their gear for a chance at a comeup. the gap needs to be narrowed but thats my opinion. hit registration or just alot of fights do feel off this wipe as well
@cleetus4058 күн бұрын
Milk
@brettyh17 күн бұрын
its realistic bozo!
@TwistedFuchsia8 күн бұрын
aqua u gotta b more aggressive, just be wide swinging and pushing shit harder because of peeker's adv and how the servers work. you're too docile in most cases and your punished for it
@sennadejong72288 күн бұрын
bro will not change the way he plays, he doesnt do new tricks
@Diamondjoseph8 күн бұрын
Lol Aqua is a broken man
@padronic8 күн бұрын
Dear Aqua, with that little machine gun that is so incredibly bad that I don't know its name after 4000 hours played, you have to aim for legs. You couldn't even kill a guy wearing a pacca (level 2 armor) with it. I like watching everything you do but I somehow felt the need to share this, sorry.
@maqt8 күн бұрын
Hey Aqua, I'd love to see you connect with ONIC and his brother on Delta Force. Its been a great addition to the extraction genre imo!