I Asked These Tech YouTubers The Most CURSED Questions

[@PirateSoftware]

Isn't that microphone a little big for you?

[@Uwhwvwgwh]

Yah

[@CaptainAmphy]

The special effects to make the mic look larger are really impressive

[@salthin]

💀💀💀

[@Bluejsa1]

A pirate and a whale in the same video blessed by both of you this day. Though youre right im pretty sure she'd have to code on the floor

[@pauls6447]

My worlds collide!

[@GlueSmellsBad]

19:34 Evil Pirate Software: “No you can’t make games. Give up, there’s no point in trying. It’s impossible”

[@FlufLord]

i was surprised he could physically say the words that are so contrary to his character

[@groerhahn225]

Surely he only thought that because he hasn't seen her Scratch masterpiece.

[@Giorgal]

Actual Evil Pirate Software: "We need stronger regulations to stop the gaming industry from exploiting consumers with live service games"

[@L_5050]

​@@Giorgal lmfao

[@jacobbissey9311]

@@FlufLord I mean, he *does* canonically have a moat of grass to keep the vtubers away, maybe he just *really* doesn't like vtubers?

[@Masterfrogg]

I can't believe Bao made these tech nerds realize there are people even more socially awkward than they are out in the world. That's so nice of her.

[@livedandletdie]

She's not socially awkward, she's just awkward, peculiar, strange, weird, a rare specimen, a very unique individual indeed. One wonders if her brain is filled with TV Static or Furry Corn... or a combination. We may never know...

[@snipersougo13]

bao traumatized a bunch of tech bros

[@anshiin]

Most tech bros I know were traumitized during their childhoold so it probably wasn't that bad. :D

[@snipersougo13]

@@anshiin its bao tho.

[@Rath_Burn]

Some of them did traumatize her, the furby dog and the toilets

[@snipersougo13]

@@Rath_Burn nah that was nothing compared with what bao already saw and did

[@freakysquirrel7218]

Nah, she took a photo with the guy who smelt cyanide and told us it smells like almonds Nile likely traumatized her with his stories lol

[@ivorytemplar_]

"So why?" "Nightmares." This is the reason why so many bad ideas become reality, and I love it.

[@DiscoveryofKnowledge]

6:57 for those who want to see the abomination

[@theexiiedfeiiow4748]

"🤰" if you know, you know

[@katcorot]

IronMouse wants that Furby Dog so badly. She was offering to buy it from them

[@hashimina_]

Yea no shot

[@mr.hanfblatt9152]

While other tech youtubers try to answer baos questions, Michael does the only reasonable thing in such a situation: "so anyway, i started blasting"

[@ChriSX13]

it's whaling season

[@gmsimon]

Is this the infamous "Bao gets PirateSoftware in trouble with a Body Pillow" event?

[@arklados3596]

Yes

[@autohmae]

Yes ! 🙂 Which is why I think the most cursed question by Bao might be for PirateSoftware: have you been able to enjoy the pillow ?

[@kevlarforweeksanddays4086]

Oh shit xD

[@felder415]

The what??

[@daruyami]

I'd like to hear more about this body pillow incident

[@nitricacid2516]

I'm so proud bao managed to restrain herself from barking whenever there was a booth with a furry, a dog theme or a cat theme

[@DaBoomDude]

Well, she at least managed to restrain herself on camera. Who knows what she got up to off camera

[@Ahky28]

If someone was a mind reader they'd be hearing the torment of 52hz bark and moans of the Bao

[@lavatorch]

could've just been edited out.

[@Creepo_J]

They have learned to bark at wavelengths unheard by humans

[@SemkOld]

Can’t trick me. You’re Michael Reeves, not Linus tech tips. I made this comment before I knew lilypichu and Michael reeves was in the video. I’m dying of laughter.

[@HyperionVT]

Man I genuinely love the energy of this con, just some awkward but well meaning people!

[@snipersougo13]

@@HyperionVT and theres Bao bringing chaoa to it

[@Ahky28]

My people 😭

[@scienceofnoises]

Why is Bao actually kinda good at presenting.

[@jays.6843]

Unironically, natural charisma. You need it to some extent to be a streamer.

[@pauls6447]

All that yapping with chat. She has to be able to carry the conversation even if the other side can't keep up.

[@GS-el8ll]

professional yapper

[@hidoryy]

ok seeing Bao and Primeagen next to eachother is literally a fever dream

[@baovtuber]

He is my dad

[@achillesa5894]

For me it was the one with Kyle Hill lmao

[@ItsGBMoD]

and (potentially) charlie slimecicle casually walking right behind them

[@Randerson2409]

I love that in a convention full of inventors, the safest method established for Bao to climb into a vehicle taller than she is is "Chair." It's so on brand for every tech person I know, and it's great

[@pauls6447]

A folding chair too, I think. Nobody ever got hurt standing on one of those.

[@arjen-online]

Not just that, did you see the amount of screws just poking through inside of that thing!?

[@thegamingshiba]

Bao nobody will forget the Piratesoftware bodypillow case incident

[@ALLxISxGONE]

Specially not Piratesoftware.

[@ALLxISxGONE]

or Piratesoftware.

[@seanwallace9269]

It lives in my brain

[@jolt06]

Wait what context

[@thegamingshiba]

@@jolt06 at a con, bao gave piratesoftware a "cultured" bodypillow cover of her to him, when he was at airport tsa, they had to search his bag, in which they found the cover.

[@dredgenrur3190]

Thor's answer to Bao's question is gold. Also, why am I just hearing about the "foreskin fairy" thing now, and WTF BAO?!

[@dredgenrur3190]

@@yalmeme Just as context for your butthurt self. I'm a 5'4 guy that's been bullied because of my height, and I'm laughing at Thor hitting Bao with a height joke. Let's also note that neither Thor is thst tall nor Bao that short, seeing the difference between them side by side. Oh, and btw, if you got the time to look throught the comments and write a whole complaint, you surely got the time to either ignore those you don't like, or better yet, watch other videos, or go touch some grass(not that I touch much myself).

[@kredonystus7768]

​@@dredgenrur3190 real short kings round down.

[@blodi2188]

@@dredgenrur3190 nah bro thats a short emperor tier reply

[@wackaboobooplays]

I’m 5’ 2” wtf

[@wackaboobooplays]

You think 5’ 4 is short?!

[@SaltAndPanda]

I love that Lily turns around at the end. I know she ran back over and felt bad about pretending to be mean. And yes, I would love more videos like this. This was amazing

[@thetimeisrite]

Guy: "This is a clock." Bao 5 minutes later: "Oh! It's a clock!"

[@blairbird8022]

PirateSoftware: Anyone can be a game developer* *Except Bao.

[@Incubansoul]

"Aren't you supposed to be a whale? Why you so tiny?"

[@Gnailgnuh]

she wide KEK

[@maxraccoon3529]

Baby whale

[@IndustrialParrot2816]

Shes a Mini Whale they are rare now

[@JamesBrighter]

Bao going to science fairs is the new meta. Way to go Bao!

[@pauls6447]

I'm here for it!

[@ronik809]

hearing pirate software just say 'you cant make a game' is not really the world i want to live in but now i am so thanks

[@WolfDB]

Bao IRL with glasses looks even cuter than normal, OMG!

[@awesomeiphone597]

Ikr :) as a male with glasses I approve

[@DCR94]

Glasses are versatile after all.

[@jadavis1992]

Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

[@SushiVolcano]

She actually looks like a different person with glasses. She could have a secret identity with those.

[@axeldominguez5027]

She looks like that one meme of the plushy wearing glasses and a wig

[@spoon2736]

Michael probably had the most reasonable reaction to a vtuber who has broken containment.

[@forgotultag1543]

he only shot once - amateur move (jk)

[@MINTY_FN]

@@forgotultag1543 Always double tap

[@JakeTheLateCreates]

Thor going completely off character and being ridiculous;y negative was hilarious!

[@eXJonSnow]

2:28 Bao knowing about that gif is 100% on brand

[@dinamitemaster]

I hate that just by you saying "that gif" I knew exactly which one it would be

[@an2939]

nooooooooooo, I dont wanna remember I want to be the person I was 5 mins ago

[@motheofinger2327]

What is it called?

[@shaneclark8903]

@@motheofinger2327It's called Unfortunate Girl 03 or Fukouna Shoujo 03. You're welcome.

[@Peter_Anthony]

I never realized how scarred my psyche is until she mentioned that and I remembered child me being unfazed by it while now me is terrified at the thought

[@Cadrid]

Bao interviewing folks at Open Sauce is like Filian roaming around EXXXOTICA; they're _completely_ out of their depth, but it's hilarious to watch!

[@Nater2004]

NEED. LINK.

[@temhunter6341]

Second this, need link

[@Wearywastrel]

Wait... Did, did that happen?

[@brreakfastYT]

"So we got a clock here" bao, 5 minutes after the explanation: "Oh it's a clock!"

[@starblursd]

the only reasonable sequel to the shrimp that fried the rice.... the crab's rangoon

[@grin9ly]

A CRAB RANGED THIS GOON????????

[@tommy.eklund]

"I fucking love it here so much" she says immediately after meeting a fellow furry.

[@Flourish38]

I can only imagine how painful it must have been for Thor Pirate Software to force himself to say those words ALSO I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT PRIME TO HUG YOU ON CAMERA THAT'S SO FUNNY

[@pauls6447]

We all know that Prime is a lover, not a fighter

[@baovtuber]

HE WAS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE TO SAY THOSE MEAN WORDS FOR THE VIDEO AHAHAHA

[@tonkahanah5890]

You should do this more often, this "fish out of water" type content. Watching you be entirely out of your element is some how both kinda cute and funny. You're surprisingly good at this, you might be the biggest social butterfly vtuber which I did not expect.

[@MFrequiem921]

Seeing Bao in the Davros chair was not something I would ever expect to see 😂😭

[@Hunfleder]

I loved it 🤣😍 I'm trying to think of similarities to point out, but I think I'm a bit too drunk atm to think more deeply about it.

[@rocketgrunthyunho]

That was hilarious

[@Raymun8]

2:23 *We do not talk about that gif or it's source, Bao.*

[@inazonitobe737]

This video is how I found out Kyle Hill actually does stuff outside of community posting fallout memes all day. I do not play fallout and have been very confused.

[@mxspokes]

It's weird seeing him not being budget Brian Kibler on MTG tube too.

[@jasonsalisbury7965]

Bao covering events is the new meta. I wonder if she'll be able to find a furry at every single one? Who am I kidding, of course she will.

[@R_Caine]

Isn't she one by default?

[@regularbloke2117]

Well she is there, so there is gonna be atleast 1 furry at the event

[@wombora]

As someone going to similar events here in europe - people start with "oh yeah i just wanne have a look" and then a few years in they come up with and implement the craziest ideas - so godspeed to you bao and your circumcision robot, do it. but maybe start testing on cucumbers or bananas :D

[@EndoftheBeginning17]

Get Michael Reevs to help, he already has a surgery robot

[@xion5111]

The fact that bao needed just as much time as she stayed on the bull is impressive!

[@TheFunGun5]

Not showing her interaction with Adam Savage is a crime.

[@thegamingshiba]

We haven’t forgotten the PirateSoftware bodypillow incident bao

[@TheWhanos]

i think it's funny she said "cursed tech youtubers" and then proceeded to put up picutres of michael reeves, of committing war crimes against roombas. and ADAM SAVAGE FROM MYTHBUSTERS

[@ssr-p1n]

As soon as Bao said "that one gif", I knew what she was talking about

[@mach2922]

Bao radiated Michael Reeves energy throughout this entire video What has been unleashed?!?!

[@chriall]

@09:23 "Are you hearing this Waldo" Bro that was so random I pissed myself laughing 🤣

[@libbaybay3673]

7:24 Bao as a Dalek is not something I have imagined to be in my bingo card this 2024

[@BipedAthlete851]

Oh no, Bao has breached containment and infected science youtube, anyways. IS THAT THE CHARLIE SLIMECICLE??? 20:10

[@ComicalOrangeVR]

WAS LOOKIN FOR THIS LMAO

[@egget9]

Why does it look like Charlie was struck by lightning 😭🙏

[@Coppermind343]

Really liking these IRL videos lately. It's fun seeing you bring your unique brand of chaos to the masses. Looking forward to where this leads

[@castform57]

I'm looking forward to the Bao the creator arc where she learns CAD and electronics design, gets a 3D printer, and creates the most unnecessary nightmare devices known to man.

[@svaira]

Really wholesome video, and great to see too that you still take masking for big events seriously, definetly makes such an event seem more approachable.

[@NagaSadow97]

Seeing Bao out in "public" on her own is special, but I feel like having Yuzu there to enable her would've been disastrously hilarious.

[@RealandFake700]

Lily was just like I’m not dealing with that😂 and Michael saw her and went not today and shot her😂

[@PokeWhalee]

Michael was ready for this day

[@uselesspocketwatch]

You don't have to get ready if stay ready.

[@megstubing]

This was actually super fun Bao, you're a really cute and personable interviewer! I think you were funny enough to make people feel comfortable with you pretty quickly and you asked them some questions they aren't used to answering which I'm sure is actually really fun at events like these. I would love love LOVE to see more stuff like this from you, this was a BLAST!

[@NikFromm]

……Who let Bao near people? *WHO LET BAO NEAR PEOPLE?!?!* 😨

[@MuraliKrishnaDevarakonda]

Who let the Bao out, who who? 🤣

[@Winters_Serenity_27]

Lily though, turning around last second being worried ♥♥♥

[@nigellibum]

"Are you hearing this Waldo?!"

[@marktoth5741]

I genuinely love watching these irl Bao videos, no matter the subject or theme

[@wraithwrecker_]

Jokes aside, this was an absolute banger video. Can't imagine all the work that went into it, but the end result is basically a flawless format. More videos like this would fucking slay.

[@redwolf5047]

Bros are like "why is the cute girl talking to me, I'm panicking!"

[@V0idBl0330m]

This should've been titled "Bao bullies nerds at opensauce" instead

[@FaySmash]

Damn Bao is GOATED at this interviewing stuff. I'd also love to see her try out some techie stuff

[@Ishtah333]

5:00 Bao never passes up an opportunity to ride something big and furry.

[@siorra9308]

Pretty much everything I watch is either tech stuff or vtubers, and it feels like they're completely separate, so it's a bit surreal to see an intersection like this. Would never have expected you to interact with some of those creators.

[@zuz713]

lol the way she keeps saying chat while she’s not live lol

[@banana1658]

This is my favorite bao episode, bao at open sauce is not the collab I thought of but it's what I needed.

[@Syllymoon]

This is the Bao content I never knew I needed, but absolutely want more of ❤

[@SnowconeWilly]

I loved this so much. All of the interviews were fun and you never came off as if you were making fun of anyone other than yourself. Would love to see more like thsi

[@Freekymoho]

Pirate software absolutely annihilated bao

[@Karakzul]

This was a very funny video, I appreciate some of your deep takes and the “reporter who doesn’t know what’s going on” is always so funny thanks!

[@LeatherDaddy97]

I like how so many of these people are nervous on camera, not realizing theres just about nothing they could say thats worse than what bao says and does on a near daily basis.

[@Chaosmage27]

I love this vlog journey and seeing you interact with the people there! I am so proud of you for going outside your comfort zone! I would love to see you go to CES (Consumer Electronic Show) one of these years or even go to EVO and interview the participants there! Keep up the good work

[@OfficialMeccaXP]

2:18 AAA BAO NO ITS BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME SINCE FORGETTING ABOUT THAT ACCURSED THING

[@zinidoto]

21:30 is favourite part of this video XD

[@luximee]

10:34 THIS IS LITERALLY THE "BAO RIZZ PLEASE" XGFHHTHTXXTRHGRWWGSRWSGRE

[@wombatpandaa9774]

I just have to say, Bao is such a good interviewer and entertainer. She just walks up to these sweaty nerds and instantly cuts through any awkwardness because there's zero judgment in her performance. Very impressive imo. 👏👏

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Bao invading Mark Rober's Cruchlabs HQ was not something I expected to ever see 😆 Also that Big Mac was adorkable! Awesome job engaging with those kids, they were so excited to be interviewed by a friendly girl 💪 also slipping in "ancient millennials" like that was hilariously brutal

[@MaxedEntropy]

I'm sure micheal would help you with your passion for creating a circumcision robot. He's already done a medical robot project before which was.. a definite success

[@Steve-xo5pq]

Finally somewhere Numi can appear socially competent! 😅

[@Syllabicfever09]

Seeing Kyle hill and bao interact was not on my 2024 bingo card. Either way glad it happened 😂

[@DemonicafroJB]

She’s breaching containment. Nowhere is safe anymore

[@FeylordTAEKE]

This was refreshingly genuine. Helps that you know some of my favourite people in this sphere, but good on you for trying something different and clearly having fun doing it.

[@michaelkata2342]

Considering how many toilets Bao has blown up, that is exactly how they would sound.

[@Embersword281]

this was super fun, loving the mix of vtuber and irl bao is going for

[@ivanbluecool]

Bao: I'm normal sized. See? Scarle numi Shylily: that's rough buddy

[@LambdaDriven]

Great job with capturing the energy of the event and being curious and excited to be a part of all the delightful weirdness.

[@caffeine3845]

This looks like a school fair for smart people and i adore this.

[@Champ10nAJ]

Lol Thor going straight for the height😂🤣

[@zeelovesu172]

14:59 the Duck Sucker guy has DanTDM's haircut and we absolutely STAN! 👏👏👏

[@BankeyMan123]

20:14 "was that a cameo by charlie slmccle, or was he just in the wrong place at the wrong time?" this question will haunt me for the rest of my life

[@Sefhen]

holy shit, Bao is even smoller than Lilypichu!

[@APS_Inc]

I never considered that Bao is actually too short to impersonate Linus

[@shulaze]

She really just told someone in a real life social setting she's nicknamed the foreskin fairy, huh. Okay, well um, keep it up, Bao! Great video :D

[@lemonjennie]

"Aren't you a little short for that?" and "Can you really reach the keyboard?" is the funniest line I have heard and I didn't even need to see the video

[@MrHeorhe]

At first I thought: "wow these science people are all really tall" And then you interviewed the literal child who was still a foot taller than you... I wonder how many of them thought you were doing a school project?

[@waywardscythe3358]

Bao casually referencing OG guro shock gifs is wild. that's real internet street cred.

[@Frank-fh2qn]

Bao learns about the accursed ctrl+click

[@Lobod287]

That 180 NoScope from Michael was just perfect. A chef's kiss from me.

[@nickvangeel]

Finally a toilet that can voilently scream for Bao to leave

[@EpicelricPlus]

I honestly would love to see Bao do a kids soldering projects, maybe make a radio or something.

[@gypsyofthebard]

2:28 oh god Bao…don’t remind me o-o

[@theonlytnargmatt]

Jesus wept it's not just lasers, there's a version that's *SIXTEEN* minutes long, that managed to horrify /b/ of all places.

[@mdnght4802]

@@theonlytnargmatt Link? Sauce? Trivago?

[@Entertainer13]

This was one giant science fair and the awkward nerds were amazing and wholesome. Thank you for sharing.