I Asked YouTubers the Internets HARDEST Questions

[@WolfeyVGC]

IDK bro 1 of every Pokemon is a lot of Pokemon

[@jasperkra-caskey2048]

Firstly Legendary and Mythicals can (and has) lost to normal Pokémon in both the show and the game. In addition, its 1,072,961.37 lion per Pokémon. If you are going on the games 1. They would run out of PP 2. We have never seen Splash moves hit more than 5 Pokémon and helping hand be able to be used more than 2 times on a single Pokémon 3. Unlike Lions which hunt in packs, we never see Pokémon use moves without trainers or work together in the wild. The sheer number would overwhelm the Pokémon. If you are going off the comics/TV shows there are huge scaling issues with the show's power inconsistencies, such as an at least almost max level Pikachu (who had recently gone toe to toe with Zekrom) getting OK'OD by a level 5 snivy with leaf tornado. The show is far too inconsistent to use when analyzing this fight. Also, in the show Pokémon get tired, often faster than they would have run out of pp. In addition, some lion Pokémon have intimidate, and Lions manes are natural intimidation employed in nature along with their group tactics. With each Pokémon having (2/3)^1,000,000,000 power from intimidate only special Pokémon could do any real damage. In conclusion, there is no way for the Pokémon to beat all the Lions before the lions overwhelmed the Pokémon, especially with half of the damage dealing Pokémon (physical attackers) not being able to do anything.

[@thomaskingsbury3595]

But lion strong

[@itspeytn7296]

@@thomaskingsbury3595 there are Pokémon that can fly though

[@jasperkra-caskey2048]

​@@itspeytn7296 The pokemon tire out - we have seen this in the Show through getting tired and in the games through PP.

[@griffindyal7776]

Just link him your wideo :)

[@donovanwiebe2495]

If you stack cakes on top of each other... you get a wedding cake. So naturally if you stack lasagnas on top of each other... you get a wedding lasagna

[@paulinejoycelestino9976]

you're onto something...

[@nicholasmarini2544]

As an Italian I can confirm the existence of wedding lasagne

[@Fizz-Q]

i would eat that

[@HUNT3R_10]

Oh yes, I want it

[@fwegs]

If i don’t have this at my wedding i’m not getting married. end of story.

[@hahaxaxa7343]

I imagine 1 billion lions all at one place together would make the world laggy

[@Bp-rg3oj]

This is the take

[@emmalee4987]

@Ian Norris wow

[@joriskbos1115]

We should combine all computing power in the world just to simulate this

[@Kiehuva]

It would crash all the computers that are used to animate the pokemon

[@MineBloxAllNite]

Life would crash and your save would corrupt forcing you to become a baby and start a new one

[@Pamanos001]

I would love to see how Ludwig justifies lions beating ghosts.

[@refthegeneric]

don't forget *literal god*

[@ddm2416]

Ghosts aren’t real lmao

[@Banan_Man_]

ok but a billion is a big number

[@seanmalikdansaldo7375]

@@ddm2416 it's real in pokemon

[@lukeborks731]

and the devil, and space+time, and also bird pokemon, lions can't fly

[@livianpotato3932]

My favourite techno quote: “ is the only reason why you keep a cat because you want something lazier than you around!?”

[@cla_ssen_t8029]

Damn I pretty sure I'm lazier than my cat😅😌

[@azidal3755]

@@cla_ssen_t8029 He said when he asked most cat lovers why they like cats more he was usually told it was because they were more self sufficient and didn't need much attention.

[@rexysmile]

@@azidal3755 "a cats life goal is to find your most comfortable chair and sit on it."

[@uyaachan_1411]

nahh its because we all want attention but without giving too much commitment

[@candiedcrusader7841]

@@uyaachan_1411 your cats still need exercise, get them a way to do it without you if you're lazy

[@karen1893]

if anyone wants to see what one particular person 's answers here you go Jacksepticeye - 14:17 Yetiapocalypse - 16:07 Sykkuno - 17:16 Connoreatspants - 19:26 Aidencalvin - 22:08 Envy/Falco - 23:19 Ash - 23:58 Mizkif - 25:11 Friend - 26:06 JSchlatt - 26:21 Moistcr1tikal - 27:47 QT Cinderella - 28:32 Alpharad - 30:01 Mcthaboss - 31:49 Atrioc - 33:11 Stanz - 34:55 Technoblade - 35:30

[@rG1vZ]

No pewds :(

[@Shan-gx8rh]

No corspe :(

[@magienjoyer]

No tubbo :(

[@nanogirlniyah5625]

No Valkyrae :(

[@celiachavez3616]

Thx 🙏

[@Leon-jx8wc]

Funny little fact. Jack was actually a dog person, but since he got a cat, he turned.

[@17SharkBro]

Adding onto that, he's actually allergic to cats, but he said his doesn't give him allergic reaction.

[@chriscisco9880]

How do you know that?

[@Leon-jx8wc]

@@chriscisco9880 Because he had a dog at his parents house and he always said that he was a dog person back then. But his gf has a cat and they moved in together. So now he likes cats more

[@grimreaper2680]

Yeah I remember that, he used to talk about that a lot when his girlfriend moved in with him, he said how he didn't liked cat before and was a dog person, but now after having a cat as his own pet he likes cat more than dogs now.

[@crowsoto9612]

@@Leon-jx8wc oh yeah! he had a border collie I think? black and white

[@ahmedamir6975]

I would love to see how ludwig thinks lion's are gonna kill a pokemon which is in the air

[@SnorrioK]

stacking?

[@debe__]

@@SnorrioK then they just slightly go to a different place in the air lol Also there's a literal fucking god amongst the pokemon, and many other otherworldly ones. I'm sure they could genocide the planet if they all had a common goal

[@SnorrioK]

@@debe__ - Sure. But what happens when they run out of attacks as they tend to do? They can't fly forever can they? And when they land, there will be a few hundred million lions waiting below.

[@generalgrievuuz]

@@debe__ Yeah this is the correct take. There are multiple mons that would take out a billion lions single-handedly with multiple viable strategies.

[@henrazz1150]

But like... a billion is a lot

[@okadaratham]

"Techno is the definition of inaction" also techno: Goes on full blown potato war against a child

[@ZachWasabi]

in minecraft*

[@Lazy_Depression]

I think Im_a_squid_kid is in college

[@alicerivers2363]

@@Lazy_Depression *child.*

[@katiecashmoney7427]

When I saw that he said no to pineapple on pizza I knew right then and there that I subscribed for a reason. Blood for the blood god, pineapples on pizza is a sin.

[@BallsD33p69]

Don’t let these things distract you from the fact that Techno said the 1 billion lions would defeat every pokemon in existence.

[@dragonwings1273]

“Techno is the definition of inaction” That’s not what I remember from the potato wars.

[@matsroscam]

It's what I remember from his upload schedule

[@Jezzibolt]

The two sides of Techno’s ADHD right there. He either does nothing or does something a lot.

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

@@Jezzibolt theres no inbetween lol

[@ZSpieg]

And him taking over smp earth

[@sondresjtveit8653]

if two lasagnas stacked on top of each other isnt one lasagna, then how is a cake with multiple layers one cake?

[@DODUCKA]

It's not like they smeared icing all over the lasagnes to give the illusion of one lasagne the way they do for cakes. Also layered cakes are baked with the intention of combining into one cake. Think of the noodles in a lasagne. You wouldn't say that a lasagne is two lasagnes because there's two layers of noodles. Similarly, you wouldn't say it's two cakes just because there's two layers of cake batter involved in the making of the cake. The question would be "if you stacked two layered cakes on top of eachother, would you have one or two cakes?" And I think that if you looked at that structure, especially if the icing was different colours or something, it would be very clear that you just stacked two perfectly good cakes on top of eachother like some sort of diabetic tower of Pisa

[@theqwertycoder_alt]

Layers need filling between them. Layers, when directly stacked, do not connect.

[@alexandervanaken8066]

It depends because if you put 2 different lasagnes on top of each other its 2, but if you put the of the same lasagnes then its 1

[@JackoLfc08]

cake is to lasagna(meal) as cake layers is to lasagna(pasta).

[@novabova07]

@@DODUCKA but a lot of people also cook two different lasagnas at once with the intention to stack them later so they don’t fall over while baking... and on the note of two different layers of noodle, no. I wouldn’t say that two sets of noodles stacked on top of each other are two lasagnas. Just like I wouldn’t say that two GROUPS of noodles stacked on top of each other are TWO LASAGNAS.

[@michaelsf3910]

Love how he doesn't even consider the god pokemon that literally created all life, who could quite possibly erase all life just as easy if they wished. And lets just be honest one roar of time would wipe out half of the lions population.

[@lucy-er4vt]

this. also, lions wouldn't hurt ghost pokemon, so it's a win either way. even if this wasn't the case, pokemon have literal gods that have control over time and space on their side. I'm sure they could take care of some lions lmao.

[@awesomeknight12324]

There are 1 billion of them though

[@michaelsf3910]

Don't matter how many there are, there are over 800 pokemon and most of them have some godly powers that could easily kill millions alone

[@emilchristoffersen1923]

I would also like to see a lion fight a flying Pokémon 🤔

[@VixeyTeh]

I am as surprised as you. The pokemon card collector doesn't think they could win.

[@ThoomLord]

Uses techno for click bait, proceeds to look at his poll for like 10 seconds.

[@theroosterbrcbloop9789]

Time stamp ? I’m desperate for techno content

[@sooshi4560]

@@theroosterbrcbloop9789 find it

[@JadeAleman]

35:30

[@thatoneguy1647]

@@JadeAleman thank uuu

[@joemongiardo1556]

It’s like he knew our plight as techno fans

[@matthewgross3026]

35:53 Techno used one monitor for all of his youtube career up until now when he had a second monitor just sitting in it's box for like a year.

[@NoName-rl5xn]

"Any English nerds in the chat?" me : b-but you're ...

[@Trikip_]

We are communally revoking degrees

[@thedevilsguardfox1651]

Technoblade could tell him

[@Ranger292]

yro’ue*

[@ghrphbc]

*Yor’ue

[@eddie-zu7kg]

yur'oe

[@willcampbell2485]

I love that Lud literally has an English degree and he was asking if there were any English nerds that could help😂

[@griffindyal7776]

Who remembers when he did this with us when we were still his friends?

[@seraphim-kpopdreamcorpsear5255]

Power corrupts.

[@quoteclone]

Now he only talks to people with over 20k twitch subs :(

[@jaydubbzit3551]

You were never friends.

[@redwolf0699]

I get the whole thing about the meme and all that but I was kinda sad when the not your friend thing turned into a meme because it’s a good point

[@themachooo2870]

@@jaydubbzit3551 😐

[@tm2122]

about the pokemon vs 1 billion lions: isn’t arceus like... literally a god

[@Chase11211]

Or any bird/ flying type and just stay in the air !!

[@deformedmustard]

@@isaacwheeler3086 when the flying types are in the air the lions cant reach them Gonna edit this bc people keep replying to me, sure you can make a ladder, but you are forgetting about the other types of pokemon. Poisonous pokemon, fire pokemon, all the fucking GOD pokemon. It does not matter how many there are, pokemon win everytime. If you wanna go argue further into the hell known as the KZbin comment system, please, be my guest.

[@deepfriedjoefish9431]

Eventually flying types are gonna get tired and need to land, think how much effort it would take to constantly flap

[@nutzach_]

@@Chase11211 they wouldn’t be able to stay in the air long enough, the lions would get them when the land. 1,000,000,000 lions vs around 1,000 Pokémon, lions win easy. There is about 1,000,000 lions for every Pokémon and some Pokémon as super easy to beat like weedle. So while some will be hard like arceus, they would run out of PP before they could deal with millions of lions. Edit: I rescind my statement, I have been proven wrong, but there do be a lot of lions

[@Blitzuru]

@@deformedmustard this statement is literally checkmate, unless in said universe where the battle takes place the pokemon have the pp systems

[@Freezyloen]

Quote of the century: "as I've gotten a little bit older, i've realised that taking away agency from other people is a little bit freeing, so.. to.. y'know, just to tell people no to certain things is.. kinda relaxing"

[@trynt_xasan]

Connor is an old soul

[@kinfongyeung5400]

RIP Technoblade, Legends never die

[@KillerWolf1324]

This is the only reason why I came to this video bc I knew I would find cringe people like you I'm not a hater of techno heck he was my fav at a time but this aint the place for this

[@sahave5042]

@@KillerWolf1324 You scanning youtube videos comments that are 2 months old to find Rip Technoblade, did I get this right

[@KillerWolf1324]

@@sahave5042 No,did it ones and why do you care what i do!?

[@MrGhostTheBigRoast]

@@KillerWolf1324 crringe

[@xcake88]

@@KillerWolf1324 he’s allowed to comment what he wants to bud

[@ElJay1310]

The question that has stumped centuries of people being how many lasagnas are there all together

[@gabeegg5159]

New guys wouldn’t get that joke

[@therealDKim]

the answer is one

[@meganchalmers8351]

The hardest questions I've ever heard is... if you drop a bar of soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

[@koshizzh]

@@meganchalmers8351 the soap is probably dirty right?

[@BigFatNuts69]

Well my thoughts on this are: if you bake two cakes and stack one on top of the other, it's still a cake. So the same logic applies to this question.

[@jasperrrrrrrr]

lions would lose, based on the phrasing of “every pokemon” rather than “one of each pokemon”

[@BluebeerryBPS]

And even so, there's literally multiple pokemon who can end the world. Like, It wouldn't be hard for certain pokemon to kill everything on Earth, considering there's a literal god

[@BananaWasTaken]

There are Pokémon who are ghosts, who are gods, who can fly and rain projectiles on the lions below, and Pokémon who can create black holes.

[@cooltm2801]

For me it's the issue of what "fight" means. Because the pokemon could just turn it into a battle of endurance. They all run and hide or fly, while the lions starve and eat eachother.

[@octo_contra]

wolfey answered this question definitively just the other day, lions lose regardless

[@sargentzero]

Dragon pokemon could literly drop a draco meteor and insta kill the lions

[@nintendweeb]

Connor really said “water is always wet, therefore it isn’t wet”

[@L-Puffin]

But he's right though? For something to be "wet", or have a wet state, it must also be able to be "dry", or have a dry state. If something can never be dry, then can it ever be wet either? Nay. Water is always wet, therefore it cannot be wet.

[@BerniPro]

@@L-Puffin so according to this dumb argument Connor made, Ice is not cold, fire not hot, air is not transparent and a 1kg weight isn't lighter than a 2 kg one. cmon man...

[@RobReith]

You absolutely do not have to be in a dry state to be defined as wet. Anything that touches the water will become wet because the water is wet. If you look up wet in the dictionary one of the definitions is "a liquid that can make things damp."water falls in that category. So all you contrarians can give it a rest now. You have to be silly to not think water is wet that is absolutely ridiculous. If you jump in the ocean will you not emerge wet? It must be because all of that water is already wet. Now the water on you is also wet, causing you to be wet. Otherwise you'd just be dry without the water causing the condition of wet. I really don't know how else to word this so you'll understand that water has to be wet for there to even be such a thing as wet.

[@nintendweeb]

That logic does not make sense to me. You are admitting that water is constantly wet and using that as a reason for it to not be wet. That is like saying I am constantly a person but I can’t not be a person, therefore I’m not a person.

[@DanS044]

He said water is always wet therefore you cannot apply a status of moisture to it

[@VixeyTeh]

So a single molecule of water is not wet, but 2 or more molecules of water is wet. As a general question I think that we should say yes, because a single molecule is such a specific thing that it should have to be expressly specified, so all other instances should be safe to assume is more than 1 molecule amount of water.

[@mr_checkit1171]

Bro this is always my exact argument why water is wet

[@Bluestar4535]

I know this comment is over 2 years old. But I was literally debating with my friend earlier and this was my exact argument.

[@BlockMasterT]

My argument is just “well it’s definitely not dry”

[@jacobbartlett331]

Well I mean, 1 molecule of water is not even enough to determine if it is water, much less if it’s wet.

[@toppmz8315]

Dawg.... while I respect that you had the courage to admit your flaws, you should never publicly admit that you pour your milk before your cereal. That admission immediately put you on a list of suspected serial killers.

[@SkeleBlade97]

Don't you mean Cereal Killers?

[@phoenixgoose8844]

@@SkeleBlade97 boo

[@dingleburrs2714]

Sorry im with lud on this one

[@saikrishnatunuguntla2876]

I go milk first. coz i like lil bit crunchy flakes.

[@saikrishnatunuguntla2876]

I go milk first. coz i like lil bit crunchy flakes.

[@bedrock30_]

AS AN ENGLISH NERD I CAN CONFIRM IT IS “WHERE THEY LIE”

[@wastedpotential9945]

I thought it was 'Where they lay'

[@clemencina]

@@wastedpotential9945 yeah i think he was going for the past tense of "lie" so that would be "we will see where they lay"

[@micahrogers7536]

@@clemencina First of all, this is a pointless argument for us to have, but it would indeed be "where they lie" because the word lie in this context isn't effect by tense, as it isn't referring to something's physical position.

[@ryanfawcett4727]

A Pokémon can literally summon a blackhole, summon tornados, and slam a continent into the ground, One billion lions wouldn't even stand against the black hole...

[@ditto-w]

Argument for Pokemon side: Gen 4 Blissey The lions would all starve to death before Blissey went down.

[@ryanfawcett4727]

@@ditto-w Faxxxx

[@candiedcrusader7841]

@@ditto-w blissey gets sucked into another black hole, since its based on earth not pokeearth, and the laws of science apply, there is a singularity formed and then the explosion after kills any remaining Pokémon, forming new elements.

[@owl2944]

also ghost types are completely immune to lions since a lion would be normal type. plus flying pokemon shooting pure energy. the lions really stand no chance.

[@josephtan6445]

If only black holes existed

[@c0smiclobic968]

Even with his diagnosis, he was still doing a 7/10

[@potato.pancake]

wasn’t he diagnosed june 2021… so this was before then?

[@zanxaa]

I would like to see the billion lions take on a weird looking dinosaur that cuts the fabric of space as its signature move

[@an_egg_cultist]

And you are telling me it is under human submission? Most Pokedex logs are from children, so lots is probably exaggerated anyway. I doubt it would last against a billion lions.

[@zanxaa]

@@an_egg_cultist just because it's logged by kids doesn't mean it not true

[@an_egg_cultist]

@@zanxaa never said that. Said exaggerated

[@zanxaa]

@@an_egg_cultist somewhat of the same but still, there's also the anime that proves their abilities

[@magicfuture9430]

@@an_egg_cultistI'm pretty sure it's logged by the professors in each region

[@Bruhcissus]

This video just taught me that ludwig is inherently wrong about most things

[@0987654a5]

Honestly… just his logic for 1 billion lions vs. Pokemons is flawed. I’d just like him to explain how the lions would beat flying and ghost pokemons

[@syfor2237]

And no joke Arceus otherwise known as GOD

[@kylecheng3710]

Ikr THERE ARE POKEMON THAT CAN BEND TIME AND SPACE ITSELF GIRATINA CAN FOLD THE UNIVERSE INTO A BLACK HOLE AND FUCKING EAT IT ARCEUS IS LITERALLY *GOD HIMSELF* This is Kyle, and thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[@terrarohr]

@@kylecheng3710 1 billion is a big number

[@AEX1LE]

@@terrarohr ok and there’s a fire dog that whenever it’s barks a volcano erupts a Pokémon that can quite literally cause a draught to drain all oceans a Pokémon that can cos enough flooding to remove all land and you think 1 billion lions could survive that?

[@BirdGod]

It’s hard to tell if ludwig even went to college like my mans think that a billion lions can kill a literal blackhole

[@maryam-xo]

Wait what?!! Lol, what’s your college? I’m curious 👀

[@GiggityxGamer]

@@maryam-xo Not sure what this comment is supposed to mean but OP is referring to the fact that some pokemon are actual gods who created the universe and can erase the lions from existence, stop time, send them to another dimension, or create a blackhole to suck them up and close it.

[@gabrielloeb8852]

@@GiggityxGamer and yet they can be beat by an electric mouse

[@Nugcon]

I seem to have missed the lesson where they taught us about Pokémon. feelsbadman

[@GiggityxGamer]

@@gabrielloeb8852 when was arceus beaten by pikachu? first of all arceus is immortal. second, pikachu never beat the creator of the universe.

[@Brookhyonatan]

I know this is the classic argument whenever people talk about every pokemon but I still stand by Magcargo canonically being "approximately 18,000 degrees F" (approximately 9982.2 degrees C) meaning that all the lions and pokemon would die immediately except for pokemon that somehow survive off of random abilities and moves they have and magcargo

[@liamekstromcamman1821]

Victiny literatly incapable of losing🤣

[@kamino9502]

1 minute of techno content found guys, since he never uploads those are our only sources

[@umi8112]

Ikr

[@ipizza9941]

On god, techno content is more scarce than diamond

[@MissPoplarLeaf]

Yeah, I'm only here for the Techno content

[@hanum4369]

@@MissPoplarLeaf same 😂

[@TechnobladeClips]

ty ludwig for techno content

[@GabrielVXIX]

I heard something really interesting from an italian about the lasagna thing The term for lasagna in Italian, lasagne, is plural. They aren’t referring to the dish as a singular object, it’s just the stacked noodles as a collective. If i understand correctly, this is generally true for (most) pasta dishes in Italian. like if you have a baked mac and cheese (just to address the “dry top” argument) and put two scoops on top of each other, it isn’t 2 mac and cheeses. It’s still 1 mac and cheese because macaroni is referring to the noodles as a collective. So, you can have multiple separate lasagne, but when they’re stacked, the collection just gets larger. it’s still 1 lasagne.

[@laurencamila9024]

yeah this was my thought process exactly. Lasagna is like a layered cake. Stacking another one on top essentially means more layers. If you typically do 5 layers and one day you do 6 does that mean you have more than one lasagna? no. Therefore stacking another one on top is still one lasagna

[@rowry-chan]

@@laurencamila9024 but is it technically a layer if there's one "later" that doesn't have filling and just has 2 things of pasta🤨

[@schlawyn3r418]

You should be a professor

[@nagol37]

Just means more lasagna either way so I happy

[@VixeyTeh]

Exactly, Lasagne has no upper limit of stacked noodles.

[@Lynix]

ludwig pokemon can do alot of damage

[@ChiefYoshi]

Depends on how hard you throw them at someone

[@louie7986]

Yup

[@Eli-lu5he]

True and I think Ludwig is forgetting about mythical and legendary Pokemon Arceus one Pokemon could wipe out a billion lions

[@Yance_000]

The issue is that they will eventually run out of pp and struggle themselves to death

[@tko5019]

@@Yance_000 exactly I wrote an English essay on it bc I didn’t know what to write about plus people don’t realize how much a billion actually is

[@lilmizjoker6756]

If you have two pieces of Play-Doh and put them together, you now have ONE bigger piece of Play-Doh. Same concept for lasagna. Lasagna is a layered dish, you have simply added more layers and made a bigger SINGLE lasagna

[@meckogecko2110]

Ludwig: puts the milk first Me: puts the bowl first

[@blur_1368]

That's what I'm thinking

[@A_Dimension_Hopper]

truly genius

[@crinklekevin848]

Bruh genius

[@hasunx012]

Yes I pour the bowl first too

[@Nespire]

me: puts the table first

[@collegesavings7256]

The “is water wet?” Question is a trick question because it can be answered both ways. Answer 1: Water is wet, because the term wet would indicate that there is an excessive amount of moisture in or on something. Answer 2: Water is not wet, because in order for something to be wet, there has to be a surface that can retain water, or lots of moisture. I could go more into it but you get the point. In my opinion, water is not wet.

[@jermainechambers6977]

As a biochem major, I’ve argued this so many times I’m too tired to keep going. But I like your answer. You obviously aren’t uneducated.

[@demented-gamer]

you have other molecules of water making itself wet. so even if you don't count water as wet you need to be talking about 1 single molecule of water.

[@ko-Daegu]

Water is actually not wet scientifically speaking

[@ko-Daegu]

@@demented-gamer scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=6097 So it depends on your definition of wet really Ans the context

[@marinovanderzalm8205]

@@jermainechambers6977 so, as you are educated on this, and i'm not, can you explain me your point of view/just the fact?

[@neonsabr]

*Pokemon literally controlling space, time, and creation* Ludwig- NO LIONS

[@carton9892]

If you use bite on those Pokémon in game they take damage

[@MrSatan-zs1rt]

@@carton9892 If you put a lion in a black hole it dies

[@jasperkra-caskey2048]

Firstly Legendary and Mythicals can (and has) lost to normal Pokémon in both the show and the game. In addition, its 1,072,961.37 lion per Pokémon. If you are going on the games 1. They would run out of PP 2. We have never seen Splash moves hit more than 5 Pokémon and helping hand be able to be used more than 2 times on a single Pokémon 3. Unlike Lions which hunt in packs, we never see Pokémon use moves without trainers or work together in the wild. The sheer number would overwhelm the Pokémon. If you are going off the comics/TV shows there are huge scaling issues with the show's power inconsistencies, such as an at least almost max level Pikachu (who had recently gone toe to toe with Zekrom) getting OK'OD by a level 5 snivy with leaf tornado. The show is far too inconsistent to use when analyzing this fight. Also, in the show Pokémon get tired, often faster than they would have run out of pp. In addition, some lion Pokémon have intimidate, and Lions manes are natural intimidation employed in nature along with their group tactics. With each Pokémon having (2/3)^1,000,000,000 power from intimidate only special Pokémon could do any real damage. In conclusion, there is no way for the Pokémon to beat all the Lions before the lions overwhelmed the Pokémon, especially with half of the damage dealing Pokémon (physical attackers) not being able to do anything.

[@yojirex6374]

The problem is that he views the lions like normal type pokemon, so the question to him is the same as "could 1 billion rattattas beat all pokemon?" which imo does not make sense at all, because Lions arent pokemon at all in that sense.

[@abhinav.28]

If there are legendary Pokemons.. don't forget dragons existed.. Whom do you guys think will win a T-Rex or Charizad 🤔 😂

[@gactx5513]

Rest In Peace techno

[@scott--1629]

shush

[@KillerWolf1324]

Stfu not the place this is a ludwig video from a year ago,you just going to:"RIP TECHNO" at every video he was in for the likes!?

[@bunitwix]

@@scott--1629 dude he died shut the fuck up kid

[@Hyperion_HK]

Fun fact, cereal got its name for the roman name of Demeter, Ceres. She's the god of the harvest, and since cereals are made of crops like corn and wheat, they were named cereal crops.

[@vdas24]

Not a fun fact

[@Hyperion_HK]

@@vdas24 nobody asked you

[@vdas24]

Don't want to argue with you so just take this cookie 🍪 :D

[@Hyperion_HK]

@@vdas24 fair enough, I accept the cookie and respect your opinion

[@tommaso5776]

@@Hyperion_HK you shouldn't just take the cookie, because if you didn't like mrbeast's video he'll take your cookie and you'll have nothing

[@magnachao4208]

I don’t know how but in my head I can hear sykkuno say “well a billion is a large number.... I could pay my water bill with that!”

[@MopishfoolVids]

Schlatt definitely chose all of the wrong answers on purpose. I have no doubt.

[@someoned166]

schlatt is the type of guy whod do that

[@hay394]

Most definitely

[@lancesfoodreviews423]

but Pokémon would win

[@doomstar4565]

Especially on the trolley.

[@pinkdolphin6547]

me out here agreeing with schlatt on literally all of them: :|

[@Henry-hn3vt]

Can we talk about how there are flying Pokémon and Pokémon that travel through space and time and a literal god Pokémon and Ludwig’s argument is “1 billion is a big number”.

[@mrclean5744]

not to mention god is a pokemon

[@oliverstone6320]

He calls us dumb lol. Theres trillions of microbes and bacteria on us yet they have as much chance to beat all Pokemon as the lions

[@VixeyTeh]

@oliver stone well CoVid would have a better chance at killing the pokemon than lions. Litterally, one Charizard could fly-by attack set fire to the savannah, and none of the lions could even touch him.

[@Color420]

Also, the flying pokemon can just fly til the lions die of hunger, the ghost pokemon can just exist until lions die of hunger, kyogre can flood the land and drown the lions, Jesus of pokemon can just say no to the lions and bam they die, dialga can fast forward through time to kill all the lions, one fucking Pokémon is all you need to wipe them all, just pick the right ones, and then one of each, the lions are fucked

[@bloodwolf2609]

he keeps bringing up the argument "What if you stack this lasagna on the other lasagna" but doesn't address dividing the original lasagna into 2 halves and then restacking them, at which point the question becomes "How many lasagnas exist in 1 lasagna" which is funny. To elaborate, a single lasagna with the layers of "pastry, sauce, cheese, pastry, sauce, cheese" and he's arguing that stacking another "pastry, sauce, cheese, pastry, sauce, cheese" would be 2 seperate lasagnas but what is stopping these 2 seperate lasagnas from being 4 separate lasagnas? idk kind of sounds like a line is being drawn Ludwig... Or even further, what about no cheese and just having a "pastry, sauce, pastry, sauce, pastry, sauce" and calling that 1 lasagna and not 3? Feels like the "Gordon Ramsay" or "Stale" arguments are more like straw-man arguments that avoid the real question.

[@CurtTalksSports]

bro i’m not gonna lie, i don’t understand a word of that

[@lan2598]

@@CurtTalksSports same

[@lan2598]

Ayoo CHILL

[@axelinerys3841]

Yes yes I totally agree, and like, even if one could consider a set of those layers 1 section of a single part of lasagna I still think stacking 2 lasagnas would make one. Let’s look at cake for example. When making, let’s say, a 3 tiered cake you bake each part individually then stack them on top of one another. Does this make this 3 separate cakes? Well, no, people still address it as 1 cake because you put multiple parts together to make a single item. That’s my take anyways.

[@dwan7063]

Yeah to put it more simply if 2 lasagnas each with 4 layers combine to make a lasagna with 8 layers, then could a 4 layer lasagna be considered 2, 2 layer lasagnas stacked together, equating the 8 layer lasagna to become 4 lasagnas stacked together?

[@chriscisco9880]

How could 1 billion lions beat one of every Pokémon, even though that’s a lot of lions, some Pokémon are basically gods

[@osmantahmazli3943]

Macargo is hotrer than the sun

[@hpermutation4439]

Yes, but they would run out of PP and then they have to use struggle and die of recoil.

[@osmantahmazli3943]

@@hpermutation4439 dude some moves have a hell lotta pp plus you do understand that Macargo is literally hotter than the sun and Yveltal just has to go into his cacoon to kill everything around him, AND THOSE THINGS DON'T EVEN NEED PP

[@jamef1]

they'd each have to kill 1000000 lions tho

[@osmantahmazli3943]

@@jamef1 no, they wouldn’t, Yveltal is the literal interpretation of death and in cannon if he “dies”/goes into his cacoon, he ends all life with him, all yveltal has to do is just go into his cacoon and boom done

[@oricalu448]

Before techno came up at the end, I was convinced that "pewdiepie" was techno. It just seems like the kinda thing techno would do.

[@xoxo.e10r4]

Yep

[@theeffectoflogic3]

Little do you know, pewdiepie is just pulling Lud's pewds; he was informed of this poll, contacted Technoblade & had 'im switch places.

[@notohkae]

20:42 An ice cube can be wet if it has water on it and it can be dry if it doesn't have water on it (completely frozen)

[@1stdragon123]

Pokemon obviously, wtf are lions gonna do to a ghost type or any of the many that fly. Not to mention the rock and steel types or the actual gods.

[@crafty608]

lmao a goddam giratina vs a lion..

[@davidandcindyburris4954]

literally, if they are fighting every pokemon some of those pokemon in the real world could cause huge natural disasters and easily demolish the lions, what lions gonna do against a 7 ft tall Dragonite that can shoot a hyper beam from its mouth and fly

[@davidandcindyburris4954]

and that's only if its the original 151if its more then we got Arceus a literal Pokemon God what the lions gonna do against a god

[@chum5518]

🤓

[@gnarlydude6212]

But a billion lions..

[@ChawkLive]

*Actual pokemon gods who made the entire universe*: "Idk bro that's a lotta lions."

[@Praise_FSM]

also, 30million copies of pokemon have been sold, if there were like 30 pokemon average on each copy, the lions are outnumbered

[@RevenantMain1]

Ditto: **becomes lion**

[@OGEdy]

There could be 3 arcues since there was already on and ditto and mew can transform into an arceus

[@moresnqp]

@@OGEdy theres so many lions tho like they have no chance

[@n3onblueblasters878]

Even if it wasn't legendaries Gardevoir can make BLACK HOLES.

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

"sir they outnumber us 1 billion to 893" "then it is a fair fight"

[@pegl1n731]

Just wait till the next generation

[@Version_Object]

Does this count evolutions

[@willbusters3697]

Due there’s a Pokémon that is literally a GOD.

[@chupacabra184]

Arceus can just instakill all the lions why is this so hard for people to understand

[@webber8035]

I love how Technoblade still never dies after 3 years... HE GOT THE MOST REPLAYED LETS GOOOOOOOO

[@keymonn1251]

There is no rule surrounding how many layers constitutes a lasagna. Therefore, a single lasagna can be made of a varying number of layers- however (correct me if i'm wrong here), the cheese at the top of a lasagna tends to be crispier, fuller and more well done in comparison to the cheese present in lower layers. These contrasting characteristics could help us in distinguishing where the 1st lasagna ended and the 2nd one started (assuming we have now stacked the two lasagnas on top of one another). In doing so, we have a physical, chemical and visual way of viewing each lasagna- which as a result supports the contention that stacking a lasagna on top of another lasagna still leaves you with two lasagnas.

[@rwinkler4321]

nah its one

[@Gabriel-pj2fc]

Doesn't it also kinda depend on when you bake the lasagnas? If you bake them at the same time in the oven, and then stack them as soon as you take them out, it might be considered one, but if you bake them separately it's definitely 2. Like if I bake two pizza halves at separate times and then put them together later on, that doesn't make it one pizza.

[@tiffanylastinger3925]

That's what I thought is since the lasagna has a topping that is vastly different.. it is 2 lasagnas

[@tonfidler6373]

its an easy answer, if i make pasta, then after an hour i make the same pasta, have i made 1 or 2 pastas??

[@vic_710]

But do you perfectly stack them on one another or mix them? That changes the answer

[@lucky_luke5554]

For the pokemon vs lions one it doesn’t really matter how many lions there are. There are flying pokemons that can just chill in the air and kill all of lions while the lions can’t do shit. For example a charizard can just chill in the air and fry up all of the lions under him

[@lycosgames8237]

But did you consider 1 billion is a really big nymbert

[@Ottoni174]

@@lycosgames8237 how would a lion kill a Steelix? or basically any pokemon made of metal, rock and fire?

[@MultiGerel]

@@Ottoni174 let alone ghost types. what the fuck is a lion going to do against a ghost

[@lycosgames8237]

@@Ottoni174 a lion couldn't kill a steelix but 1 billion could because of big number.

[@Ottoni174]

@@MultiGerel i actually think that a very angrey geodude could fuck up thousands of lions before breaking its fists on their skulls

[@Odlian]

Dude, Ho-oh can literally just revive any Pokémon who die. The Pokémon will always win.

[@johnniegraham5414]

those pokemon faint what about when a lion rips ones head off

[@jacksaunders386]

@@johnniegraham5414 Ho-oh revives the dead. That’s what the comment says, not fainting. Ho-oh, in lore, can revive Pokémon, he did so to create Suicune, Entei, and Raikou

[@daflipofpowa2388]

also, gardevior can just make black holes

[@johnniegraham5414]

@@jacksaunders386 ok mr lore

[@jacksaunders386]

@@johnniegraham5414 well it’s either lore based or game mechanics, and if it’s game mechanics, lions still lose

[@racsoboom8570]

Ludwig: "I am not your friend" Also Ludwig: "Did you go two for two? Welcome, friend.

[@slymugglin2446]

I was looking at the thumbnail like: "I would hope not. But if it were, wouldn't milk be the broth and the cereal be toppings? If so, wouldn't chocky milk be differently flavored broth?"

[@glue6679]

I was thinking about how he shouldn't have asked jschlatt about cereal lmao

[@killervamp99999]

but if there's no milk it's still cereal...

[@blubbernuggets2223]

cereal is a stew

[@olivia7212]

“Soup is a primarily liquid food, generally served warm or hot (but may be cool or cold), that is made by combining ingredients of meat or vegetables with stock, or water.”It almost is but it’s not.

[@skadragon]

@@olivia7212 Primordial soup would like to have a word with you.

[@arvito1224]

There are literal gods in the Pokémon universe. Pokémon who invented time and space. Obviously the Pokémon would win.

[@christianflora2316]

Yeah there are easily double digit numbers of pokemon that could solo 1 billion lions lol.

[@pomelo9840]

Yeah I agree. Like heracross is a big beetle and darumaka has warm turds, don't forget garbodor since he's basically just your opinion

[@unaihmg9352]

@@pomelo9840 if you take the manga its not even fair same as anime and pokedex. so the lions only chance is game, but its canon in the game that an legendary pokemon once distoyed the hole planet and negrozma can absorb all light/ heat from the sun

[@pomelo9840]

@@unaihmg9352 and yet it dies to a big fucking beetle

[@ppvectored296]

That's a lot of lions though...

[@mattbill5565]

lions would be normal type, and as we know they wouldn’t be able to do anything against ghosts. gengar would be able to survive the lions. flying types would be able to fly for a very long time, and rayquazza would be able to just fly back into the atmosphere, regain his health, and fly back down to kill the lions. lions don’t have any reach besides right in front of them, it’d be impossible for them to do any damage to rayquazza. with no projectile moves, lions would be at a heavy disadvantage. also kyogre? he’d have such a better advantage being able to submerge deep underwater. the battle would take forever, and the lions would kill most of the pokémon, but in the end the pokémon would win. Also the question is EVERY pokémon, not one of each type of pokémon. that means it is well more than 900 pokémon.

[@sheppycoop]

a billion is a LOT of lions

[@ssrynes]

A billion is a lot of lions though

[@smile--]

Galaxy brain

[@wildabeast0837]

Not to mention so many other points, think about this way, ice Pokémon would trip too, lions are used to heat and would get crapped on by blizzard

[@sheppycoop]

@@abyske8215 some of the lions will die and become ghosts themselves

[@json17]

For the trolley problem, an important question is if there is a legal system, you would be legally responsible for the one person's death, but not for the four.

[@madisonsheard6565]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@urnoob5528]

i think there are laws about doing harm to prevent bigger harm

[@erikpalmer354]

I came for Technoblade and Ludwig knew exactly what he was doing putting my boy last

[@theemeraldsabre]

so true

[@innesgibson6181]

He did it in order of people responding, yeah he could have edited it but you would’ve seen the google forms count change which it doesn’t

[@erikbralten4370]

with the #technoblade

[@erikpalmer354]

@@erikbralten4370 I like your name

[@erikbralten4370]

@@erikpalmer354 didn't even notice

[@bruhb0190]

Today I learned that Ludwig has the smoothest brain in existence

[@nwright4265]

Ludwig: is an English major Also Ludwig: “lew”

[@technetium.]

counterpoint to the 1 billion lions: literally any steel type, they're made of fucking metal

[@GiggityxGamer]

additionally: (getting progressively scarier) ghost: unaffected by normal moves which is all a lion has fire: pokemon made of lava, what is a lion gonna do jump into the pool of lava? Mewtwo: can mind control half the lions to attack the other half kyogre: tsunamai engulfing the earth to drown them solgaleo: can absorb the energy of the sun and blind every lion Dialga/Palkia: Can pause time for them and transport the lions to another dimension Arceus: the god that created the above, can just delete anything it wants. What have we learned? Ludwig doesn't know much about pokemon lore

[@DrewconicSorceress]

Additionally, Gardevoir can create black holes

[@vigor9675]

Lions can bite, bite is dark

[@randomshotz13]

Pokemon can't kill other animals... Only make them faint whereas lions can kill so over time (yes it would take forever) lions will win as they chip away at the superpowered beasts

[@Ottoni174]

@@GiggityxGamer Macargo is twice as hot as the sun, even him alone could beat 1b lions without even attacking them, the lions simply need to touch it

[@Meichrob7]

The problem with ludwig’s answer to the lions question is that he changes the question around to suit him. If someone mentions birds who can fly he goes “yah in real life sure but tackle in the games can hit flying types.” But if someone mentions the earthquake move not having a target limit he goes “yah but there’s earthquakes in real life and that didn’t kill all the lions.” You need to pick either the “what’s the lore say” option for Pokémon and try to apply that to the real world, or “what would the mechanics be?” and try to imagine how 1bill lions would be represented in the Pokémon game. If you need to flip flop between them to defend your point it’s because your point isn’t valid.

[@whatever4847]

If he watched WolfeyVGC's video he will learn that the lions dont stand a chance. He ignored the Pokedex, he managed to give HP to the lions, and used stats to kill them all in just one shot

[@whatever4847]

@@weirdchamp4601 you cannot use video gsme logic AND real life logic, it would be unfair. I could use pokedex logic and destroy the lions with a snap, but its unfair. PPs are video game mechanics, so using video game logic the pokemon win. Using real life logic, many factors apply. Ghosts are invulnerable. Space pokemon can chill in space away from lions and just blast the earth. Moves like black hole can kill every lion in one. Lions don't stand a chance

[@Utuber69]

Either way lions lose

[@Meichrob7]

@@weirdchamp4601 Issue is then you gotta deal with a lot of them being able to wipe out like continents.

[@nickodagoat7395]

Arceus is god, MewTWo is a psychic, and groudon is a Earth Bender. Add Charizard and Pikachu, no amount of lions win

[@sufeiiiii]

“If you pick the wrong answer, just so you know we’re done romantically Sykkuno” 😂

[@DragonBallEnvy]

macargos pokedex entry in pokemon saphire: MAGCARGO’s body temperature is approximately 18,000 degrees F. Water is vaporized on contact. If this POKéMON is caught in the rain, the raindrops instantly turn into steam, cloaking the area in a thick fog. MACARGO IS HOTTER THAN THE SUN,THIS POKEMON ALONE CAN KILL 1 BILLION LIONS

[@texasaboy1967]

Saying lions would win is like saying every child in the world combined would beat all the grandmasters in chess.

[@FastFitnessForever]

Underrated comment

[@vermont6260]

That’s a lot of children

[@gorillaking7486]

Cringe and texas educated

[@bloodwolf2609]

@@vermont6260 underrated comment certified good one

[@sumthing_cited8845]

What about misha? He’s three and he lost on time to a grand master but held a better fight than some IMs

[@bcv_00]

The trolley was a trick question cause I, a massive brained gamer, would pull the lever and run faster than the trolley and pull the guy off the tracks

[@alex2005z]

I would split the trolley in 2 and get a strike

[@sarthaksrivastava911]

If you drift quick enough, you might be able to take out all six

[@MineBloxAllNite]

I would just put my hand out towards the trolley and it would bust into flames. I then would rescue the burning people only to burn myself

[@paigey-poo4235]

I’d probably just freeze and cry cause I’m not good in a crisis

[@johnmall9318]

Nah bro u lying

[@georgianagiannakopoulos6753]

Technically, it is 1. And let me tell you why because I researched. a lasagna is defined to be an edible dish that is layers of meat cheese wide strips of pasta and vegetables. So if you add another lasagna on top of the original one, you are essentially adding more layers to said lasagna. So now you have one massive one.

[@lukakaps9548]

But, a lasagna is baked whole. Also there is a top layer of cheese, wich gets crispy when baked wich does not happen to cheese inside of a lasagna

[@_Cujo_]

@@lukakaps9548 Doesn't matter. The key aspects of a lasagna are that it is layered and edible meat and cheese with pasta and veggies. It never makes any claims to the quality of the lasagna. If you cook a really shitty lasagna and somehow manage to crisp the middle cheese, you haven't divided your lasagna into multiple, have you? As long as there are alternating layers of meat and cheese and pasta and veggies, it's one lasagna. Maybe one really awful tasting, week old lasagna, but still one lasagna.

[@Megan-uu2fj]

I think if you bake them both together on top of each other then its one but if you bake one, then bake the other, and the cheese on top doesn’t melt them together then its two

[@MichelleWilliamsPewDiePie]

Exactly it's one

[@codrangelf]

What if the lasagna is never removed from its baking form? I’ve personally never made a lasagne without a baking form, meaning to stack one lasagne on top of another there is a layer of glass/metal between the two lasagnas.

[@pitchfourks]

my favorite thing about the trolly question is that by diverting the trolly you are willingly murdering the single person, but saving 5 others. if you don't do anything, you're just an innocent bystander that witnessed a gruesome accident.

[@kaciehardt786]

Ex-fucking-actly.

[@ghoulishgam3r508]

Nope, because you are choosing not to save 5 people when you could.

[@jakeblaylock3490]

@@ghoulishgam3r508 and thus we have arrived at the Trolley Problem

[@SquirrellBoy424]

This was 1000% what Schlatt was thinking.

[@SlumberousSnorlax]

@@ghoulishgam3r508 you could go to jail for pulling the lever

[@IrideLastMtb]

Are we just gonna let ludwig gaslight us into believing his lasagna lies??? If you bake 2 lasagnas and stack them on top of each other, you now have 1 lasagna. You're not gonna be able to pull them apart again with compromising their integrity

[@tomatozombie135]

that is a chemical reaction

[@IrideLastMtb]

@@tomatozombie135 cheese and sauce sciences

[@TuffMcAwesome]

The melted cheese layer on top ends the lasagna. Once baked it changes compared to inner cheese layers.

[@lukakaps9548]

I was in a car crash once, the two cars were hit hard enough to be stuck together, you could not pull them apart without compromising their integrity further, is that now one car?

[@IrideLastMtb]

@@lukakaps9548 can you still make trips with each of the cars? If not then they're not really 2 functional cars anymore

[@jakecorbett6241]

The fact that Ludwig was calling himself smart for the first two questions when they are wrong is hilariously

[@rajapayu]

True

[@lucashatcher7668]

factss, thankfuly he switched to 2 on the lasgna one tho

[@Benjamin-sc3ue]

@@lucashatcher7668 its 1

[@Raavener]

@@Benjamin-sc3ue But its 2, the structure of a lasagna defines the ends of it. The bechamel sauce is only on the top, so when you put one lasagna ontop of another there is bechamel in between, which makes it 2 individual lasagnas stacked ontop of eachother instead of 1.

[@Benjamin-sc3ue]

@@Raavener no because it just a larger one

[@tangentkatz]

I have come back to this video 2 years later. It was the first Ludwig content I ever saw. Before it, I'd literally never heard of anyone pouring milk before cereal. This morning, for some reason, this video popped into my mind. I decided to try milk first......and it's actually better??! I know exactly how much milk I get. Perfect milk-to-cereal ratio. Thanks for changing my life, Ludwig!

[@frenchygary7376]

Arceus could literally just fckn delete the lions

[@ronaldperera7709]

Exactly

[@cl4655]

Can literally just reshape the universe to one where lions never existed.

[@tigertian1251]

Yeah but it’s a lot of lions tho

[@connor.cleave7164]

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[@miguxle420]

@@connor.cleave7164 damn

[@belgumdire8314]

The fact that Ludwig thinks some lions could beat even just Arceus seriously makes me re-think that KZbin subscription

[@_Xenux]

Feel like he didn’t think about the sinnoh legendaries. Each one of them makes the lions irrelevant

[@xoudrion2775]

Groudon could prolly just chill on the ground just klling them by his presence + any huge pokemon prolly could. I mean they save 1 Billion but those idiots never thought of a number limiter. I mean how many lions could scratch a pokemon at once? And the most flaw of all Lions are lazy af so GG .

[@oopsididitagain2077]

Okay, yea pokemon are strong but a billion is a large number

[@xoudrion2775]

@@oopsididitagain2077 Larger power does not = more power. If beings that can transcend time and space. Govern the laws of the world and create powerful storms and earthquakes would they really be affected by few scratches? I mean there are pokemon so fast that lions wouldn't be even able to see them...

[@eggward7203]

@@xoudrion2775 pokedex is so fucking inconsistant

[@Windowmeiker]

How would the lions ever win? There's literally Pokemon that control space and time, not to mention the other godlike pokemon

[@obiz0561]

Any legendary wipes the lions, and, you know black holes, time control, a literal god, and they’re ALL FIGHTING ON THE SAME SIDE

[@jasperkra-caskey2048]

Firstly Legendary and Mythicals can (and has) lost to normal Pokémon in both the show and the game. In addition, its 1,072,961.37 lion per Pokémon. If you are going on the games 1. They would run out of PP 2. We have never seen Splash moves hit more than 5 Pokémon and helping hand be able to be used more than 2 times on a single Pokémon 3. Unlike Lions which hunt in packs, we never see Pokémon use moves without trainers or work together in the wild. The sheer number would overwhelm the Pokémon. If you are going off the comics/TV shows there are huge scaling issues with the show's power inconsistencies, such as an at least almost max level Pikachu (who had recently gone toe to toe with Zekrom) getting OK'OD by a level 5 snivy with leaf tornado. The show is far too inconsistent to use when analyzing this fight. Also, in the show Pokémon get tired, often faster than they would have run out of pp. In addition, some lion Pokémon have intimidate, and Lions manes are natural intimidation employed in nature along with their group tactics. With each Pokémon having (2/3)^1,000,000,000 power from intimidate only special Pokémon could do any real damage. In conclusion, there is no way for the Pokémon to beat all the Lions before the lions overwhelmed the Pokémon, especially with half of the damage dealing Pokémon (physical attackers) not being able to do anything.

[@mustafaguldas9011]

you dont even need to think about space and time if they just fly lions are useless

[@jasperkra-caskey2048]

@@mustafaguldas9011 lmao Pokemon get tired

[@roguepawww3214]

@@jasperkra-caskey2048 some Pokemon float lmao

[@JohnGenericName]

What's a lion going to do about a Ho-oh? It's flying 100ft in the air and can breathe fire. Even an army of lions can do literally nothing because they can't reach things flying around.

[@josephmcgowan6212]

How would lions beat every type of Pokémon ever? The lions can’t do shit.

[@sentientbeing8738]

There is a pokemon canonically hotter then the suns surface, that alone will be enough to stop the lions.

[@lettucegangmember2621]

@@sentientbeing8738 I think mega ray should be enough honestly

[@sargentzero]

Dragon pokemon can literly drop a draco meteor on them and insta kill them all

[@Louminos_]

its a lot of lions though

[@sargentzero]

@@Louminos_ meteors or a billion lions think about it

[@hellhound4440]

Here's where your argument for the lions fall apart Ludwig: Giratina. Giratina can literally snap things out of existence at will. Those lions would just have never existed afterwards. Literally.

[@KabfridePolybus]

Ok yeah but 1 billion lions

[@dangerousbeans]

@@oranberry but like, it's a really big number

[@randomguyonyt9052]

@@dangerousbeans but like u got around 700 Pokémon and Pokémon are buff animals with powers and yea 1B lions are a lot but 700 is also alot

[@Dubbsteppa21]

@@randomguyonyt9052 it doesn't say one of each Pokémon though it says all Pokémon so there could be a billion pidgeys

[@foxguy4780]

arcues is weaker than bidoof he is real god of pokemon

[@SakanaKogane]

5:53 he seems to have forgotten some pokémons are literal gods who created everything

[@Moistfireballs]

Ultra Necrozma, Zygarde, Arceus, Giratina, Dialga, Palkia, and Darkrai, Raquaza, Kyogre and Groudon. Go ahead and throw in a few mystical pokemon for support and the lions are beyond toast.

[@xragon95]

@@Moistfireballs just send in yveltal and kill it, it will absorb the life force of anything around it and killing all the lions in one fell swoop

[@1times1]

1 Billion is a big number

[@SakanaKogane]

@@1times1 Can the lions fly tho

[@1times1]

@@SakanaKogane but 1 billion is a really big number

[@DanielWilliams-fy5kc]

Science describes water as "Aqueous" a term meaning OF or CONTAINING water. The Oxford English Dictionary describes wet as being COVERED or SATURATED with water or other liquid. Something containing water cannot simultaneously be covered is the solution that it is containing unless it were to spill and no longer be containing the liquid, therefore water is not wet.

[@aktiv8301]

I’d like to see one billion lions try to face a single Mega Rayquaza

[@arl_-jv4vc]

Or primal groudon and kyogre lol

[@definitelyreal.]

Are we forgetting that Arceus exists? Just delete the lions. Bam, pokemon win.

[@HandsomeAhsan]

Or Mewtwo lol

[@minerxen]

Lugia? Tornadoes for literal days.

[@minerxen]

I guess muk too just coz

[@highcausejordan3962]

to this day i’m amazed people can even say 1 billion lions would win with a straight face

[@j4cob06]

I know right? Like Yveltal would just turn most to stone Lmao.

[@hikarigon]

a lot of pokemon are literally GODS... like

[@iiz5049]

@@j4cob06 using pokedex info lmao that hurts to read

[@iiz5049]

@@hikarigon and those god pokemon have been defeated by much weaker pokemon in all forms of media. what's your point

[@flybasilisk7834]

they can be captured and enslaved by children.

[@gemcrusher5156]

So... He does know that there are Pokémon that, with the snap of a finger, could just obliterate the lions?

[@jaysondavis9693]

Rip technoblade, gone but not forgotten

[@brendanwright1038]

The way my science teacher described the “is water wet” discussion is that he said in a scientific way “wet” means “to be with water” so if you have more than 1 molecule of water the water is “with water” and therefore wet

[@afonsoalmada6945]

And those who say that water can't be wet cause for something to be able to get wet, it had to be dry, it's the same as saying that fire can't be hot since u can't have cold fire

[@skyriver9525]

That is what I said when in 8th grade when my teacher asked the class...

[@platos1336]

@@afonsoalmada6945 fair enough

[@EssenSlug]

That's is not the definition though

[@skyriver9525]

@@EssenSlug Yes it is...

[@NotRllyFunni]

You know, connor’s reason for choosing no in the pineapple pizza question is an awful lot similar to the reason why dictators take away human rights, just cause it feels good to say no. I dig that.

[@iitstre_4550]

Yeah except pineapple should not go on pizza. Rights or no rights. It’s gross, it looks bad, it smells bad together. It’s a shit topping.

[@kimochapman2009]

“If I shit in a toilet bowl you gotta call that soup too” is the greatest counter argument I ever heard to that 😂🤣

[@JoshLifts05]

i have referred to my shit ina toilet as soup and i stand by the fact that cereal is soup

[@itstuesday6999]

Technically with the "shit in the toilet" logic anything that has solids and water-based liquids in their composition and is ingestible, is soup. This includes milk, coffee, tea, and any food which has water as a significant portion of it's composition.

[@GotAnyChance]

Rest in power, Technoking

[@JordansKarma]

i love the thumbnail for this video techno is chaotic sykkuno is saying “oh jesus” and schlatt is about to say something to get himself cancelled

[@walkingskin2920]

"you wants some soup?" "Sure what kind?" "Honey nut"

[@Mar-kw3uf]

hahaha genuinely made me laugh

[@PT-on-YT]

You can never trust Techno, because he automatically chooses the most chaotic option

[@enderthemaster]

Didn’t age well

[@Liam-Welch]

Except for the milk first

[@apen_7]

@@enderthemaster how so? He was wonderfully chaotic right till the end…

[@enderthemaster]

@@apen_7 even in the end he was chaotic

[@hoshi6539]

My points on some of these: - as an italian, theres not a limit on how tall a lasagna has to be, stacking them makes a tall one -this one isnt close, there are some pokemon who can literally solo the lions, just think of Arceus who literally created the universe and can destroy planets easily, put in palkia (god of space) and dialga (god of time) and the lions dont stand a chance -water is what makes something wet, if a person has a dress on then they are dressed up, but the dress itself isnt dressed up

[@gerechjorney5547]

the pokemon one seems easy but is tricky, since even tho Arceus created the universe there is no proof he can destroy it neither in anime or games. Also it seems that every pokemon is able to beat each other in a battle so i would go for the billions lions.

[@hoshi6539]

@@gerechjorney5547 kyogre is able to flood the whole world 💀 he literally solos

[@gerechjorney5547]

@@hoshi6539 still gets beaten in game by a small group

[@hoshi6539]

@@gerechjorney5547 thats just wrong 💀 a single water attack from kyogre one shots them all, there are tons of legendary flying pokemon who could just nuke the city + tons of dragons and ghost type pokemons who cant even be hit by lions

[@gerechjorney5547]

@@hoshi6539 there are less than 1000 pokemons and all pokemons can be hit by all other pokemons, so physical attack works on all of them. Also they run out of PP. There have not been a pokemon whos attack catastrophically damage the surroundings areas or the trainers in the games.

[@joelhaggis5054]

That question doesn't say "one of every pokemon species" it says EVERY GODDAMN POKEMON

[@kaled8839]

"Any english nerds in chat?" - Nerd with an english major

[@camrynrussell6292]

Can anyone confirm that he has these “degrees” bc I don’t think I believe him anymore

[@GorillaMon541]

Seeing this video on July 3rd, 2022. The last answer sheet being Technoblades is kinda crazy.... Rest in Paradise, Techno 😔

[@bodhibrenner154]

The “is water wet” question answer changes based on whether you have one molecule of water or say a glass of water

[@skadragon]

A single molecule of H2O cannot be a liquid. Therefore it can only be wet if it is in contact with a liquid. If we are using water as a synonym for h2o then it is wet only if it is in a liquid state or in contact with a liquid.

[@deadaccounta5809]

@@skadragon im dumb but if i cut a water half then put them together are they wet now

[@skadragon]

@@deadaccounta5809 you want to cut a molecule in half? Okay, let me explain. Liquid is a state that is determined by how molecules interact at certain pressures and temperatures. A single molecule cannot be a liquid because on it's own it cannot have the properties of a liquid. "Wet" is defined by something being in contact with a liquid substance. It has nothing exclusively to do with water/h2o. Ice is not wet. Vapor is not wet. These things can wet something when the change state from contact: ice melting on your skin; vapor condensating on a window.

[@sussygamer3581]

Love Ludwig, but this type of content makes me realize how confidently dumb he can be.

[@Dim.inished]

Well to be fair he was right about the lasagna one. Imagine you stack an oreo on top of another. Is it 1 or 2? It's 2 obviously. But if you remove the bottom of the top oreo and then stack them, it's one oreo just with 3 cookies. So if you stack two, untampered, lasagnas its 2 because nothing is connecting them. If there was no top layer then you'd just be adding layers to a lasagna.

[@Phil_McCrackenツ]

@@Dim.inished but the lasagnas are baked. A baked lasagna has a crust on the top, which prevents another lasagna from sticking to it. You also cannot have a crust in the middle of a lasagna without taking it apart first, at which stage you would technically have two smaller lasagnas.

[@Dim.inished]

@@Phil_McCrackenツ fair. So in all cases it's 2. Nice

[@socioside]

it’s 1.5 lasagna

[@Dim.inished]

@@socioside how