I Attempted INFINITE FLOORS in Side Order…

[@xXJadeX]

You know I kinda love how his chat when he fails is just like NOOO but failboats chat when he fails just spams L

[@JUMPYCOOL]

You gotta remember Fail’s chat is a hivemind.

[@sonataavalon6017]

@@JUMPYCOOLwe know

[@RayDragonM]

As a member of Fail’s live chat, I can confirm we do indeed love the letter “L”

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

JayMoji's chat cares about him (most of the time) and actually gets invested in what he's doing, Failboat's chat is just there to laugh at him lmao

[@Mystic-40]

its really damn funny now that i realize it

[@e.j.theplushanator4546]

yo, this should be an actual mode, once you clear the main story, you unlock infinite floors, with the hacks and weapons of course

[@atsilv]

No limit on the pallette so you just get ungodly broken

[@DukeCyrus]

Thats literally what everybody has been saying

[@loool72]

most of my gimmick palettes dont start being fun until like floor 25 which is when the game almost ends😭😭 i would kill for this mode

[@undercover3468]

And Jay's chat is just chaos or wholesome, there nothing in between as far as I could tell until now

[@JayMoji]

That would be sick

[@ShaOryDow]

To those who were actually watching this live. Because the music stops playing past floor 30, we had to endure watching jay play without it for like 300 or so floors before he finally put on some lo-fi music in the background. A 6+ hour stream squished into a

[@MythicMonsters]

I literally started playing my splatoon playlist on my ipad to fill the silence that was driving me insane

[@SkaSka507]

One must imagine Jaymoji happy

[@JayMoji]

That’s the only way it can happen

[@ST0AT]

The zazafest idea almost made me choke to death on my smoothie

[@melvinlovesyou_]

youre welcome 👍

[@deareIIa]

…what…… the *what fest?* 😰

[@chaoy_9]

@@deareIIathe zazafest😈😈

[@JayMoji]

I’m gonna take that as a good thing

[@LiliumOrientalis]

Team edible ftw 🍃🔥🔥

[@ExGanonMain]

15:27 Squid Stoners Off the Bong Deep thoughts

[@scorpiojo1104]

shoutout to the dude who kept saying "GET SPRINKLER"

[@ShaOryDow]

There was a war in chat afterwards, including myself in an attempt for Jay to get ink mine instead. It failed...

[@JayMoji]

A real one

[@KAITO_TOES]

According to chat, sprinkler is superior to ink mine.

[@woomygang]

Ah yes, the Jaymoji episode where he talks about weed and coke

[@RayDragonM]

If you stare at the background of Jay’s web cam, you might notice there’s a billion Jay plushies staring in the background. That caught me off guard so badly that I burst into laughter. 🤣

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

The fact that he passed up 15% more damage on Between Crosshairs multiple times, only to say yes to 5% more 😭

[@m4rcyonstation93]

holy shit its suspicious temmie

[@JayMoji]

That’s how we do things around here

[@Gam3rBoi1233]

"I have enough energy to go for five years!" Famous last words

[@Pearl_Blossom]

Zazafest is Splatoon's collab with Pokemon Legends ZA All the parents hear about it and think "oh this is just a joke about the game's name" then their kid picks a team and it's actually edibles vs bong vs blunt

[@melvinlovesyou_]

14:49 ONCE AGAIN, i apologize for bringing up that concept 💀 happy zazafest to chat

[@Koopie]

15:18 big man would definitely be team edible

[@MarshalxxxD]

how long does order need to wait until 8 arrives 😭

[@bigL4422]

lol he's probably playing solitaire or something in his boredom

[@littleguystar]

Order isn’t even there he just left and 8 is on a lost and found mission

[@MarshalxxxD]

@@bigL4422 Hes playing purble place 😭

[@bigL4422]

@@MarshalxxxD lol

[@NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN]

couple minutes

[@BlastBlixer]

It looks like the Jelletons are permanently under the influence of the "Stronger Jelletons" modifier from the get go

[@TheNobody1324]

Yes, because the infinite floors mod is based on hard mode by the same dev, which makes them permanently stronger

[@markergirl3606]

Jay is just slowly losing it more and more as the video continues... You can hear the enthusiasm draining from his voice as he slowly but surely progresses to 1,000 floors. The pure sadness in his eyes when he died on floor 866 is sobering. All this time. All this effort. Wasted. It was all for naught. The silence is deafening as the video ends, Jay unable to give an outro through his devastation. The sheer despair is worrying. Jay, are you okay? Genuinely though. Like, all jokes aside, are you okay? Take a break, please. This video has me worried for your mental health. Take a week off. We'll all still be here when you get back, but please take care of yourself. ( シ)//~❤️

[@pnkicecreem459]

I need a zaza fest stream now

[@JayMoji]

I think we deserve it

[@LiliCocoPops]

Ay great timing! I just started watching the vod and only got like 30 minutes in- looking forward to this video, then I’ll finish the vod later!

[@kallistaveil6520]

An endurance mode after doing the whole thing [ All weapons including Agent 8s ] would keep the DLC alive - There should also give extra space for more chips

[@Trix_starz]

Guys we should make ZazaFest a real thing

[@JayMoji]

I’ll make the petition

[@gigglenose1990]

@@JayMoji send a link to it, I'll sign

[@iaminpain.]

Same

[@ApapaneNui]

Wow, that NOOOOOOOO at the end was Oscar worthy. That was a LotR Frodo Baggins scream 😂.

[@RayDragonM]

I managed to tune in live right before and during when the run ended, that was awesome!! I can see myself in chat towards the end of the video! :D

[@MayonaGlizzy3785]

16:20 heh, funny story i got addicted to Dying Light on the Switch. it did not go well :) i had just beaten a chase/stealth section that i loved and absolutely hated at the same time, about an hour later i felt like i was about'a pass out cuz i didn't eat or drink anything for 4-5'ish hours as i was just sat up on a recliner playin' Dying Light, i downed a Hot-Pocket in 2 and a half minutes directly out'a the oven and shit my brains out the next day, just a friendly reminder: don't get to invested in'a game, if ya wanna play more just put it down eat a banana and drink some water. there's always more time if your still alive! (ps: it's totally socialy acceptible to take a day off from work to play a game you've been excited about, theres no one stoping you. just remember: don't exhaust yourself of the game to quickly, i did that with TOTK) i binged it for 2 & 1/2 weeks straight💀

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Shiver is Edibles, Frye is Joint, Big man is Bong, I will accept no other option

[@mystii-]

I’ve eaten a doorknob

[@EpicPizzaz103]

sick

[@coffee_2234]

I have eaten a dishwasher

[@myarmsrgone]

Will you eat another?

[@BlazingBoobEnthusiast]

Did it 'opened' your appetite?

[@Super_Star_5699]

@@coffee_2234pathetic. i have eaten a car

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

4:18 He was so intense about that for no reason LMAO

[@JayMoji]

MAIN PIERCING GOATED

[@Brickface999]

having a fully completed build on floor 30 is at the same time the best power trip feeling and a soul-crushing moment as you get a single floor to excercise your power. nintendo needs to make an actual infinite floors mode with none of these restrictions just so people can crush hordes of enemies.

[@Blooming487]

H4rl0ng3r is a legend fr.

[@harzo6641]

Thanks buddy 🙂

[@Blooming487]

@@harzo6641 Ay no problem, you are the goat fr.

[@lucasO3032]

2:28 why did I hear: “Asian eight palette” 💀💀

[@2babyseals]

wow very excited to watch this video, sure hope nothing bad happens 👀

[@Lemonberrys]

I just cook (?) a popcorn and got notifications Jay upload a new video. What a great timing

[@YoFireStarYT]

the guy in chat be like GET SPRINKLLLERR

[@KeastoniusMaximus]

some dude in chat said "now you're thinking with portals" and I'm sitting here thinking "this man has said the most favorited line in my entire childhood"

[@Mousalanche]

zaza fest when

[@thatrandomoctoling]

we need zaza-fest fanart

[@InsertQuarterPlz]

19:32 I HAVE A ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

[@saxeladude]

3:45 everyday we reach a new personal best, the longest we've ever lived.

[@bigL4422]

Crazy but imagine Side Order multiplayer? Specifically that one boss fight if you know you know

[@yattaohyaaaaa]

“We love crosshairs, We love crosshairs!” Got me rolling into heaven 😂

[@tomodaphne]

A Side Order endless mode would be pretty cool, though.

[@MeEmeraldBeast]

I ate my copy of Splatoon 3

[@Mousalanche]

very cool

[@LandDano]

3:11 I actually think that’s Cobra Kai except it’s “The best defense is more offense”

[@treehousegames7903]

The most Splatoon 3 Side Order way for the run to end. Pushed off the edge by a Battering Lento while animation locked in something that doesn't allow you to glide.

[@damandi_yaboi]

18:40 I shoud not have asked.

[@pheldsparr]

19:08 Even the game says Jay fell off 💀

[@sleeby526]

So, on floor 69, jaymoji moves a long object and it squirts liquid everywhere? Sounds like floor 69 to me

[@Deadfurr]

Fr, makes you wonder what was on Floor 621

[@nei0-17]

“zazafest” is probably the best idea for a splatoon mod ever. would totally play that.

[@very.s1lly_cat]

11:44 “now its getting difficult” also: the easy level and vending machine above the only hard one

[@Deejayjax]

the zazafest idea is the best splatfest idea I’ve seen yet, it made me laugh my arse off

[@takarijbartleby]

How much harder would Side Order be if you replace the Jelletons with Salmonids?

[@takarijbartleby]

Swarming Languendo -> Smallfries Marching Andante -> Chums Battering Lento -Cohocks Portal -> ??? Drizzling Cappriccioso -> Fish Sticks Panicking Alla Mambo -> Snatcher Whirling Accelerando -> Scrapper Springing Spiccato -> Flipper Flopper Gushing Trionfale -> ??? Spawning Accordo -> ??? Homing Arpegio -> ??? Towering Nobilmente -> Stinger

[@e5858]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@takarijbartlebyReplace Gushing Trionfale with Steelhead, Birthing Accordo with Flyfish, and Homing Arpeggio with Flyfish missiles. I don’t think the portals need to be replaced

[@PlagueAims35]

I wish salmon run had a mode like this, after phase 3 you can choose to keep going for more rewards and after every phase past 3 you have a choice to either quit and claim rewards or risk it all, each phase would increes in intensity

[@Station23]

infinity is the deffinetion of forever you will be playing UNTIL THE END OF TIME

[@1m_inktoast]

Video idea: no pearl drone, no hacks, if you even glide you have to restart

[@ShaOryDow]

Perhaps someone can make this into a mod where every floor is a danger one that is just 'no drone'

[@1m_inktoast]

@@ShaOryDow perhaps

[@AuroraTheIdiot]

Now who's gonna make Zazafest If that happens Jay NEEDS to play it on stream Why did Zazafest autocorrect to Dadas rest and Hazards

[@crashur3600]

Now, this is cool, as long as you can keep filling up the palette.

[@ajsea1sy]

I went to get a snack for this video then went back in fourth to the pantry and the fridge like it would restock or sum

[@nickoceanplays]

Jay: it looks like a bowl of fruity pebbles which is what I really want right now Me looking at my phone because I know I just got done eating fruity pebbles

[@PowWowAnimations]

I need to draw Zaza fest right now

[@_Tati_.]

I knew things were gonna go south when we hit floor 420. I nearly choked on my cheerios, thanks jay!!

[@muffinstan]

12:51 Why not try coke? It's a wonderful beverage!

[@Eldritch-weirdass]

the ending bro poor jay :(

[@IceShadedEcho]

That scream was so visceral, dang!

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I rlly gotta play side order again, I've done every pallete but the agent 8 one and that one's so hard I stopped trying after a couple attempts... Edit: wait I have splatoon downloaded, I can just boot this up, I'll do that now!

[@Ryan14947]

I feel like this would be better if they made it so every hundredth floor, you faced a boss, and that rigorous floors get more common the higher you go, like how iridium nodes become more common the lower you go in Skull Caverns in Stardew Valley

[@capitaljames6480]

Deep Cut ft. Snoop Dogg

[@justtexa]

This is an incredible mode!!! Probably the infinite chips one also goes hard, just max out everything

[@hazelnut5577]

I get so ridiculously happy whenever you post about Splatoon :D

[@bandannadeefan8253]

Now THIS is the true side-order

[@galaxieleaf5932]

So this is what Splatoon 3 Kaizo looks like

[@svgaming263]

The zazafest bit might be the funniest thing I've ever heard!

[@lvnarlanding]

im crying i was WAITING for this vid to come out how did i miss it

[@YoFireStarYT]

Main firing speed da goat for jaymoji lol😂

[@justicechickengaming9659]

I’ve been with you for 4 years my boy, I’m as infinite of a subscriber as the levels on that tower 😊

[@crimsonstormsurge]

I unironicly wish this game actually had an endless mode

[@JudeEaley]

The scream as he died haunted me

[@GamingArtist_87]

I would love to draw Zaza fest for you Jay

[@therealg4m1n8r]

I personally call this Side Order Infinity.

[@rykerthestriker]

Side Order: All You Can Eat.

[@josiahtheawkward6008]

Side Order Bottomless

[@TheGamingTurret]

Me: do you know what that sound is....that's the sound of hubris.

[@kaikowalski4057]

I’m glad I was able to stay the whole live for this

[@joshuasmith2486]

This was so good. Now I REALLY want to see you reach the 999th floor.

[@Jm-ki4su]

zaza fest would be the greatest splatfest ever. there is no argument

[@naufalam7840]

Bro about to get addicted in days after you reach more than 2000 floors.

[@OlaAbdelmotaleb-sr3yx]

Please play the side order mod with infinite colour chips that would be fire 🔥

[@Yoko-ex8ne]

"Who is the king of Side Order?!" - Jaymoji is :)

[@spectre4497]

Sisyphus agent 8 fanart when

[@kwobbleguy9252]

3:30 dang, if only you had some kind of weapon that could do one big explosion and get all the little guys in one go :/

[@Yoko-ex8ne]

Nah, man... Jay be rocking the Splatoon page like a god 🤟

[@trashbag._.2753]

Wait until Kacer gets this mod, he's gonna do this in 24hrs and damageless

[@nuke9915]

yo what song is the beat at 17:10 from? i feel like i recognize it but i just cant put a name to it

[@bag-manbaron2547]

Dude I had your video up in the background, so when it ended it loaded up a video on the original fallout, so without paying attention besides hearing your scream the next thing I hear is the Overseer just say "We've got a problem. A big one." so I was so confused lol

[@XxKai_xX]

I survived the floor of 87.. never again will I watch the whole vod

[@minineedle]

they could never make me hate you jaymoji

[@hashbrown_tf2]

Maybe you could smoke out of a sprinkler. Just put the two spray things in your nose and breathe out the smoke from your mouth.

[@CrashOzzy1223]

7:44 is it a bite OF EIGHTY SEV-nah

[@moncheri665]

nintendo please make zazafest a real thing

[@jinkusuSPL]

if that sprinkler does NOT save your life, i will cry

[@Trillin09]

I WAS THERE FOR THE STREAM!! WahOoO time to witness this all over again 🎉

[@YaGirlLaurenMinecraft]

At the beginning there, I think the only reason it gave you pearls instead of chips is because the mod was bugged and it thought the splattershot was the octo shot and so you werent allowed to have chips because you need to have no hacks on to use chips with the octo shot, but there was no octo shot there so the mod put it on the splattershot because they were both shooters. (yes i know he figured that out later, nobody has to correct me- im just making a point that maybe it was bugged somehow.)

[@KugelWasHere]

you should try side order brainrot edition (yes this actually exists and is a mod, sadly its not released yet)