I beat Breath of the Wild with just your mother

[@PointCrow]

if you're looking at the comments before finishing the video, I apologize in advance for what you're about to see. If you're looking at the comments after finishing the video, follow my Twitter (twitter.com/pointcrow) if you want more LOL

[@itsikez4496]

first

[@lumine7663]

Gladly

[@jackbudi]

I accept your apology Update 1: Never mind on behalf of everyone, Eric, you should be sorry Update 2: I won’t dislike the video, but I’ve retracted my like

[@Basin5108]

I’m scared

[@Steel_Individual]

no

[@Celemimphar]

I believe it. My mother is a highly competent woman. One stare from her is enough to sent Ganon back to the void.

[@Pyrogen]

LMaooo your mom has that death stare too :o XD

[@shrekakin2927]

Scary

[@jacquefernbuckteeth6539]

Same but if Gannon' looks at her he dies and he goes back in time and kills his child self

[@HINCH_JR]

Penance stare. You talked back.

[@kayloon206]

When your grades are bad:

[@Qoride]

I'm surprised the game didn't crash with the sheer size of my mother

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

I’m surprised earth hasn’t orbited around her yet.

[@Qoride]

@@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub wdym... she already absorbed the last Earth and became the planet that you live on now. That's the REAL reason the dinosaurs went extinct.

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

@@Qoride So that’s why my grandfather called the grand canyon “Yo mama’s crack.”

[@Qoride]

@@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub hey... that's rude. She's running out of moisturizer...

[@isaacfrancisco3755]

My mom is the f*cking galaxy

[@otterrye7775]

Alternate title: pointcrow flirts with chat while insulting everyone's mothers

[@goblinbabe]

This summary reminds me of ninos home

[@wrath2871]

@@goblinbabe just insulting everyone while cooking, it's great

[@pigismal1154]

I mean, its not really an insult when he showed they could seal eldritch ancient evils...

[@ApollosPrice]

this is so accurate

[@plaid_pixie]

saying "wow queen that was poggers" after a kiss has the same energy as when andy from parks and recreation said "that was awesome sauce" after he kissed april

[@JonesyJulien]

And again after she said "I love you"

[@ImDaaBes]

was not expecting a parks n rec reference down here

[@allyrose6437]

@@ImDaaBes same but I'm here for it

[@mareklloyd7065]

Ya same i dident expect this

[@itsturtlefacemydudes]

"Are you my appendix cause I don't really understand you but I wanna take you out." im dead

[@ElysetheEevee]

"...cuz I don't really understand how you work, but I wanna take you out."

[@cheesegamer6554]

I DESPISE that it took me 17 MINUTES into the video for the joke to come in spiraling from left field and slam into my forehead causing me to lose my will to live

[@autogamer1229]

Oof

[@froggman66]

@Elongated Muskrat salutations sir elongated muskrat the third

[@snasdance9092]

W o w

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

@@epicawesome169 None

[@EternalPhoenix]

Mood

[@tempura8976]

Ok but seriously, Crow dancing with Maracas along with Hestu is the greatest thing ever

[@fanaso_7803]

True

[@tatah7542]

i was thinking that also XD

[@Rahian_El_1]

Read it at the same time

[@MrNigmaSir]

It's just so wholesome...

[@rockbender3]

Oh god, your profile pic brings back memories.

[@mendeta07]

I almost choked on my apple juice when he said “step ganon I’m stuck”

[@frggylver4008]

Sad

[@Shadow-ww6uy]

can I have some apple juice too?

[@mendeta07]

@Griffin Stewart never say that ever again

[@pyneapplejohnson5460]

I love this sentence

[@marshmallow927]

@jamie likes bread please no-

[@nategwright]

Btw Eric the “Unshockable” set bonus for the Rubber Armor is just to make you immune to lightning strikes a la Thunder Helm. Having level 3 shock resistance already makes you immune to electric attacks, so you could make an elixir to make yourself immune to Thunderblight and keep the Phantom Armor on.

[@theonetemplar9401]

You missed the joke

[@dropfish3109]

@@theonetemplar9401 ?????????????????????????

[@Stayaroughmo]

Condoms

[@Joshi_the_Yoshi]

This video hurts me on multiple levels and yet I still like it.

[@skylarwhiteyo5154]

As a girl I can confirm that throwing Oreos at us will work

[@kurokagator4567]

This girl prefers Schokobons

[@marisafutscher8673]

Throw me a bagel then we’re talking

[@ShaunRF]

I'm a guy, and I'm pretty sure that would work on me as well. Its pretty much universal advice.

[@sam._.wichh1]

Im a television but it woukd still work.

[@Gumi_gumz]

Agreed XD

[@mattyoung8172]

me: **looks at the title** also me: **stares out the orphanage window**

[@isaacfrancisco3755]

Also you:😭😎😎😎

[@drawingdingus6863]

*highfives* mom joke immunity club

[@maxbullet897]

Oh noooooo

[@csquibs9900]

LOOL

[@JulioCezarMari]

F

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

Reads the title: “You’re going to swing around a corpse?” Watches video: “...I get it...”

[@DrBlueHigh]

Still a great weapon They run in fear before you even start swinging I know from experience, trust me.

[@Varis...]

@@DrBlueHigh for your consideration, the child cannon, launches those pesky children that you have in you basement and makes them actually worth something (let's be real, no parent wants to pay to see their mistakes)

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

@@DrBlueHigh Just tried it, first person to see was a cop... Had to silence him too.

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

@@Varis... Eric should use that in a run, it’s pretty efficient and it helps get rid of our pest problems.

[@DrBlueHigh]

@@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub Mad respect, thanks for reminding that cop that he has the right to remain silent, just like we do. I mean, another cop told me that I had the right to remain silent, so I'm assuming he has the same right, right?

[@ethansedai870]

"You just crouch in a corner and throw oreos at her, and it'll all be good eventually." I'll try this someday!

[@ashleysrouji3798]

“Wow queen. That was poggers.” -PointCrow 2021

[@BCN456]

Pog is sooooooooooooooooooooooo cringe

[@wauweau]

@@BCN456 strange specimen

[@dreader102]

Alternate Title: "Testing my women skills on my viewers for 25 minutes"

[@MajinAzrael]

Alternative title: failing to get with you're mother

[@ILoveDavidsMom]

‘Trying to fill up your heart?’ Pointcrow: “Not the only thing I’m trying to fi….. ok ok cut that off”

[@Vellerdium]

The other 1 minute and 56 seconds are him trying the skills on men

[@jadonharley6199]

“you fill up my heart” “that’s not the only thing i’m tryna fill up-“ LMBO

[@andresramirez468]

Wanted to like but its at 69...

[@goodcat132]

I'm not sure that I get it right, can someone tell me what he does mean?

[@avery1647]

@@goodcat132 you poor-poor child...

[@Dairy05]

@@goodcat132 I'm not sure u wanna know

[@Dairy05]

LM🅱️O

[@lucatdcat8720]

"Two diamonds make a hoe." -Random kid at Chipotle

[@CletusTheFetusDeletus]

LOL

[@Maddoxmandelic]

True

[@jagdishdalal5590]

........

[@goatcheese4878]

fucking legend

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

Two diamonds and two sticks.*

[@tarynvictoria9619]

4:55 You know you play a lot of botw when you know that there's always a diamond underneath a specific rock

[@upstairs_insect5278]

i accualy called my friend and told her the "if i kissed you in the rain you'd be twice as wet" and the funny thing is, is that she was in the shower. i cant stop laughing LMAO

[@upstairs_insect5278]

ALSO DUDE YOUR FUCKING FUNNY LIKE OMG I CANT BREATH

[@TheUaxington]

@@upstairs_insect5278 Did you reply to you’re self saying you’re funny

[@shigushigu741]

@@TheUaxington its directed to the streamer because of the Also at the beginning

[@ieattacos68]

@Peralta Aaron Christopher ah, a pure soul

[@upstairs_insect5278]

@@TheUaxington YES I DID I NEED SELF CONFIDENCE

[@corbinian6582]

Welcome to the first episode of: Pointcrow beats the game once again, but this time with terrible jokes

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

This is episode 121, it’s season 7 but this is the first episode of that season.

[@Ray25689]

"This time"

[@cootergale6281]

*amazing joke

[@alchemysaga3745]

And pick-up lines.

[@Kickinit-7]

Beetle- "What did you use to defeat Ganon?” Link- “that would be your mother”

[@shoelicker]

* slides file filled with photos on table *

[@Kickinit-7]

@@shoelicker yes, someone gets it

[@shoelicker]

@@Kickinit-7 ive seen meet the spy 13 times already

[@jamborees]

@@shoelicker that’s it?

[@shoelicker]

@@jamborees what do you want more ? tf3?

[@evangonzalez3363]

This whole vid is just sarcastically saying "pointcrow, master of seduction"

[@charlesball8596]

how

[@teklalt3664]

How is NOBODY talking about Erics ADORABLE scene with the doggo?! Like he’s fr so wholesome and that makes him one of my favourite KZbinrs/streamers! Like he’s literally got one of the best personalities lmao.

[@mrtetch2602]

"What are you the president of his fanclub?" "No, that would be your mother!" -TF2 Meet the Spy

[@Lackidaisical_Doc]

:)

[@evangonzalez3363]

"Well, off to visit your mother!" Last words blu spy uttered before scout came back with his pyro friend.

[@gamingwithlizardsd6478]

Best tf2-botw reference I have ever seen

[@scxtty5326]

Alternate title: Pointcrow beats breath of the wild with cheesy pick-up lines

[@animo1024]

Pointcrow: *finds pitchfork* Pointcrow: Ew! Disgusting! *KZbin crashes immediately* “There are no accidents.” - Master Oogway

[@indoorraptor9443]

Erik doing the maracas is the literal highlight of my day.

[@xxdagrimreaperxx5803]

6:00 Alternative line: "You must be my homework, because I just want to slam you down on the table and do you all night long." - Someone diligent

[@navster100]

Its insane how many pickup lines he can come up with i wish i had that much talent

[@Zealant]

And somehow still have the charm to get away with them while choking on every punch line

[@KillerwaspX]

FINALLY I've waited like three whole minutes for him to do this like seriously

[@greennova4576]

.

[@thomph]

@@greennova4576 .

[@valsagar4917]

@@thomph .

[@cheerio558]

@FELIPE RIOS MISK RIBEIRO .

[@semihelix6271]

@@cheerio558 .

[@Mse-jz4th]

I’m definitely gonna be using these pick up lines Edit: Does anyone know how to get unblocked by a girl?

[@Potatomaster1005]

To answer your question you hack whatever device they blocked you on while creepily watching them from their window.

[@darss10]

The commitement to writing this comment is something haha

[@Mse-jz4th]

@@Potatomaster1005 Two flawed things in you plan 1. this was three months ago, you think I still remember all her passwords to hack into her device 2. she no longer keeps her curtains open and had her dad cut down the tree I used to sit on. Thank you for trying to help tho

[@GatheredStorm_YT]

@@Mse-jz4th damn bro R.I.P that tree

[@MorgotttheFreakyKing]

Waitthis ain't cap?!?! Omfg lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆 omfg I'm wheezing ohohoho aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa KKKKKKIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@sandstorm9740]

30 seconds into the video and we’re already getting some quality pick up lines from point crow.

[@SlunchSlide]

Thanks for making my rough days better with your fun content that never fails to brighten my mood.

[@Number1YankeeFan]

Did Eric really just say “if I kissed you in the rain you would be tw-“ actually I can’t bring myself to say it

[@ddgaxelnilsson7855]

ice as wet” there, finished the sentence.

[@diglettblue]

yes he did indeed say that

[@easuwraxwell5107]

POV: You just got roasted by a title, clicked it and now are looking at the comments

[@isaacfrancisco3755]

Pov:your'e right

[@Humbie11]

True

[@stealthyseth5114]

Ah,Yes. We have a mind reader here.

[@impastabowl2328]

No way I’m just finishing up the video

[@someguy9728]

Yup

[@42xzero]

WOW, finally a youtube video that reflects the twitch pointcrow.

[@csquibs9900]

Laughs as remembers cuboner

[@angryvaporeon1121]

"Did you hear that Link bested the Calamity?" "No, zat would be your mother!" The one liners in this video broke my wrist, no actually I can't move my hand 💀

[@Lemon-jn9bt]

I can't believe he missed the opportunity to mention that he was wearing rubber protection. Its always best to practice being safe when going down on Thunderblight.

[@VlekjeX2T]

AYO😂

[@chocolatyklutz2535]

"Your mother" Sounds like you want to offend someone but not really. Edit: (Also LoL Eric how does the other comments have more likes than the youtuber.)

[@ArcherOfHoshido]

A formal offense

[@tomnadoyeet6225]

“I am ze spy”

[@Hypoticon316]

@@epicawesome169 let’s see if you post anything else but really good job getting 116 subs.

[@chocolatyklutz2535]

@@epicawesome169 Please stop using this comment as a means of getting subscribers, that is leeching of this comment i INSIST on deleting comment if i were you.

[@Seraphic2004]

Using "your mother" jokes nowadays? Eriiiiiic!! Wait, wrong Eric

[@priyamishra7411]

"this warm doublet isnt the only thing that'll keep you warm at night" SMMOOTHH

[@annaavertho4944]

Eric should speed run a speed date again, using only BOTW pic up lines.

[@revenant2160]

AHHHHH

[@wvfrz]

12:28 “It wouldn’t be *sigh* beating botw with a singe h0e, if I didn’t out all of you guys- for being thirsty for a fish” I CACKLED-

[@L00t00wii]

I came back after getting a gf and I did the “wow queen that’s poggers” thing and it surprisingly worked

[@rubenlima7311]

Fun fact, the "unshockable" set bonus of the rubber armor only serves to protect you from lightning strikes in storm weather. The rubber armor is already unshockable for every other electric attack in the game even if it's not upgraded yet.

[@Whos_Starr]

Genuinely thought he was gonna have his mom play BotW.

[@dasia__]

unrelated but i love your pfp 😼

[@bubbletea6255]

He was

[@alexgauss8452]

Damn, pcrow's brand really went from Collector's Anxiety (©) to Horni™

[@ElysetheEevee]

Why from copyright to trademark lol?

[@FaFly1126]

9:18 We need to go south Link: *casually freezing to death*

[@Archabolt]

It's working for me. I love a man who makes me laugh. XDD. I probably couldn't stay mad at someone cowering and throwing oreos. XD

[@sillyman2]

I'm not proud of it, but after hearing all these pickup lines I came up with one. "Are you a taco? Because no matter how much you fall apart I'll still love you."

[@cliquemate6453]

Well. Eric isnt wrong. If a guy kissed me and said "wow queen that was poggers" id probably love it to be honest 😅

[@drawingdingus6863]

As someone who’s boyfriend talks like that (not to that extent usually but still), I can tell you it is awful. You have no clue what it’s like to show a guy your tits and have him say pog... it’s somethin else my guy

[@ponzy]

@@drawingdingus6863 bruh

[@drawingdingus6863]

@@ponzy yep. It’s the curse I must live with

[@velvetbutterfly]

Drawing Dingus to be fair, as far as males go, he's above average in terms of decency

[@applejackmccrack5383]

@@drawingdingus6863 AHAHAHAHA

[@sadvec6328]

I had to change my underwear 4 times watching the video. Eric flirting is too much

[@Interestking]

You're lucky he didn't kiss you. You'd have had to change your underwear 8 times.

[@Thomas_B_Killen]

"If I kissed you in the rain, then you'd be twice as wet." Nice. Imma remember that for later. ... Whenever that may be.

[@Skittles69420]

Prob never(also i roasted myself 2)

[@VagueNaming]

Same, not like I’ll ever use it though

[@genshenanigans]

only PointCrow to say all of the most terrible puns and still keep us watching till the end.

[@anubisgaming5293]

10:38 Me When i get away with something

[@guffthebir72]

Ok 👌 the word next at least I can do that profile of a new window will appear in your life is a good idea 💡 to be a good idea 💡 to be a good idea 💡 to be a good idea 💡 to be a good idea 💡 to be a good idea 💡 spread the cost of the VEGITABLES

[@diojojo4438]

“If I kissed you in the rain you’d be twice as wet” *yeH this is big brain time*

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

This is big rain time

[@wildboi1979]

69 likes. *nice*

[@VagueNaming]

It’s a shame that two times zero is still zero

[@koop8934]

Reads the title: Looks at the thumbnail : “Laughs”

[@ungratefulape9121]

@Anonim Kişi lol

[@niichan3256]

20:46 I hate it when my mom breaks. Throwing all those electric bow on the floor to help her is so annoying

[@C.PBacon]

10:36 When he upgraded his bows at hestu, I started bursting out laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dedebe1628]

Eric you’re such a good youtuber you should be a twitch streamer

[@pagliasaurus]

"Imagine a girl who's mad at you, do this" - Little Nightmares ad starts - Greetings from Italy Eric

[@xz-activity9473]

I love little nightmares

[@hamzaf3448]

15:47 Misleading title, didn't beat breath of the wild with a four legged cow.

[@mildlymarvelous]

Aren’t all cows four legged?

[@thefunnyaerialman]

@@mildlymarvelous Contrary to popular belief, the legs of a cow _do_ have hurtboxes. They can therefore be damaged, and removed.

[@wariogiovanna2883]

Your one 2 legged human

[@guffthebir72]

@@wariogiovanna2883 your 2 one legged humans

[@katherine4947]

Are you a potato cause you look like a hot potato?? Wow crow thanks for the smooth pick up lines imma get me a man now

[@Cursed_Baljeet]

profile pic buddies

[@veggiebr0th]

5:30 was expecting him to say "pitchfork? more like b*tchfork"

[@thebluehero6459]

he should have asked the old man if he ever gets collector's anxiety.

[@katherine4947]

Geez that guardian be getting all the compliments. What a fineapple

[@TJ_Reactz]

thank you so much crow, reallly interacting with your community to the point where you beat breath of the wild with MY OWN mother, hats off to you crow

[@pinoople5759]

Oh my gosh, the appendix pickup line was so good holy crapoli

[@otakunno]

6:16 Gonna use that pickup line one day, thanks Eric

[@featherlikescartoons5098]

I laughed vigourously at all the pickup lines

[@rin7647]

Alternative title: Breath of the Wild but I make dirty joke at every possible moment

[@csquibs9900]

Dirty jokes? No these are totally appropriate

[@FacelessUnicyclist]

I mean the game does this with paya and the great fairies so like...

[@thorz.7335]

2:17 Eric "Turned on" the guardian 😏

[@sirlolthe3rd613]

Pause

[@kikosawa]

"How would I know she's turned on?" "She will try to kill you"

[@Lanoman123]

This video is just undeniable proof of PointCrow being a virgin lmao

[@derpycats8072]

Queen that was poggers

[@VagueNaming]

@Jack Agresti well excUUUUUUSEEEE MEEEEE PRINCESS

[@Ze-ro-]

Thank God I'm wearing headphones

[@mcfriesman5869]

You have officially earned my respect

[@willfultrain6779]

18:15 he said and I quote "damn girl you thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal" also spirit tracks was my favorite loz on ds

[@Gaciet017]

Same, it just has that intense aura of adventure. And i think Twilight Princess perhaps has a similar aura aswell

[@pulisicgaming]

Oh no this brings back memories to the “date” stream or whatever it was called

[@katetaylor6287]

What date stream?

[@StarlightMoss]

The title of the video is “Speedrunning a dating contest was the worst idea” I would highly recommend it

[@pedrovieira4570]

"My name is Eric but you can call me tonight" I had to pause the video for about 10 seconds for my brain to understand it.... But it was GENIUS!!

[@yunogowoosh4191]

Honestly the best place to get wood is the rito stable. They've got stacks and stacks of logs you just swing your axe once and boom, like 20 in one go

[@WowieZowie123]

eric trying and failing at being smooth

[@razbuten]

rude

[@NewCoke7]

Agreed.

[@kinda_kiwi8718]

How?

[@Mr_Spooner]

I literally had to pause the video and take a break after the Spotify singles joke. Oh my god that's hilarious! This is the best video I've watched all week!

[@commentcentral6532]

When you were giveing the guardian pick up lines at the start you should have said “Excuse me my eyes are up here

[@paulameleady1488]

this video should be called "I beat Breath Of The Wild but Eric makes a million puns"

[@pollygon5757]

I’ve never seen someone be so proud of themselves yet so disappointed in themselves at the same time.

[@Mineoutain]

Alternet title: Eric being a dork for 26 minutes and 56 seconds.

[@Logan14587]

i didnt know the true capability of my mom until now

[@charvista8216]

Alternative title: dot bird makes lame valentines puns for far too long

[@BierBart12]

Imagine if the way to disable/convert guardians was to flirt with them because their original creator just was like that. Ganon slid into thousands of DMs that fateful night

[@cairoraiser9338]

My mother could simply tell Ganon that she’s disappointed and values honesty which he hasn’t given her, and he would CRUMBLE. CRUMBLE I tell you.

[@guywithaguitar8521]

Glad my Mom Could help you beat breath of the wild Pointcrow! she is always so helpful :)

[@falkk2938]

I’m Italian and I got the joke as soon as I read the title...

[@Code_EJ]

I’m not Italian and I got the joke as soon as I read the title...

[@sakhiy]

Italian version: finisco breath of the wild solo con tua madre

[@blankname5628]

@Anonim Kişi This ^

[@bl00dbxtch]

I don’t get it

[@zyxyzii2842]

Hey! Mr. PointCrow sir! Ah, you should make Sidon and Paya meet, see if, ah, see if Paya wants a friend for the night

[@PoisonedOkami]

I love how he just says these awful pickup lines and just casually moves on with the challenge like he never said the cringe thing 1 second prior 😂

[@NaRandall]

I thought he was going to say “are you my appendix? Because I don’t need you to live” but I guess that’s more of a breakup line than a pickup line

[@strider2015]

That's- more of a murder line uhm

[@NaRandall]

Yeah kinda

[@myn_minyu]

If I had friends and wanted to host a drinking game, just take a shot at every bad pick up line here and you'd have the tImE oF yOuR LifE

[@JiroSowell]

Haven't watched it yet, but I'm scared. I don't want another sibling...

[@katherine4947]

I'm happy I'm up at 1:30 so I can see this

[@theman9371]

it released at 3:30 for me

[@lunar532]

fineapple and cabbitch are surprisingly good, I’ll have to add those to my Incomprehensive List of Bad Puns

[@justamicrowave5297]

i came up with this really good pick up line where you slash your own tires in the woods while no one is working and wait for a woman to show up and help you and then you say "get in my car bitch" and kidnap her because the only way you're ever going to get a girlfriend is by forcing them.