I BECAME A PORNSTAR IN BITLIFE...

[@CallMeKevin]

Eyy thanks for the shoutout! Good luck with your new career path

[@lloydother]

Oh my gosh, didn't expect to find you here

[@scrboy104]

No way does this only have 19 likes rn

[@snoopydoggyyy]

wagwan kevin

[@chromatch704]

Your videos are the best! One of the funniest videos I’ve seen, consistently

[@ethansinclair1148]

lol A questionable career path at that😅

[@snoopydoggyyy]

You know it's gonna be a good video when it's inspired by Kevin

[@gagagugu1018]

Oh I see a cult member here 😈

[@snoopydoggyyy]

@@gagagugu1018 not a cult member per say , an avid enjoyer maybe , don't wanna admit to being part of a cult in this world 🙏🏻

[@BloxyLmao]

Kevin is one of the GOATs of Bitlife

[@snoopydoggyyy]

@@BloxyLmao when I tell you I am binging every piece of content he has ever produced

[@Intr0vertical]

I remember watching that guy like almost 10 years ago when he used to play GTA

[@turtelle9194]

Just imagine Talia hearing Simon say "We're a pornstar!" lmfao

[@yakoubriddle7885]

lmfao

[@itsytyt5192]

sh

[@Kie30001]

Finding out that miniminter knows call me kevin has made my day, both GOATS!

[@chrisw8547]

I like the fact that Simon is surprised that the hitmen are shady lol

[@PsychoWooolf47]

the fact that it was Joe Goldberg was hilarious

[@calloominator705]

best simon quote “”we’ll be bisexual, the porn industry is just further open to us””

[@al_alemania]

​@sotuur aeei well he just did

[@thebestever42]

Art Zu

[@CultivationFan]

All Kevin does is make his characters miserable 🤣🤣🤣

[@NeX322]

i love the way they are opposites one tries and the other is satan

[@chromatch704]

Kevin and mininter are hilarious 😂

[@mazenessam1480]

Who's Kevin

[@CultivationFan]

@@mazenessam1480 call me Kevin, another popular youtuber made a lot videos on bitlife

[@alberteinstein8862]

Just like him

[@Starlord-1610]

Lmao this was the best bitlife episode yet. His ex wife must have been protected by the gods or something

[@methatron3002]

Probably by the money she took she hired bodyguards or something

[@Alex-jq3vx]

Big love for Kevin! Remember Everyone he’s a military GENIUS!

[@timmy5876]

simon: *is a porn actor, has sex for a job* also simon: “i haven’t had sex in a while”

[@ReddCinema]

Your videos are amazing keep it up! 💛

[@jadaisawesome]

i cant believe he knows kevin, my two worlds combined

[@seeda5545]

you need a world

[@samsmith8004]

Glad Simon shouted out callmekevin 👍

[@PVempati]

Simon:That was a good life Humpy *spent 23 years in prison*

[@rice7838]

Simon mentioning Kevin, never expected that to happen

[@iflamingzombie6246]

Simon shouting out Kevin is awesome cause I love them both

[@TDB2509]

6:28 W Simon for that, Depp all the way

[@salahsaadsalah7509]

Does anyone actually side with amber? I don't remember seeing such unanimous support for something like this ever

[@TDB2509]

@@salahsaadsalah7509 Lots of people used to and there are a few here n there in the livestreams. Also he could have easily said no comment as well

[@no1u521]

@@salahsaadsalah7509 a lot of ppl do on Twitter

[@michaelwagner3084]

CallmeKevin da GOAT no Cap

[@youngsebby7613]

16:15 Joe Goldberg from GTA RP😂😂

[@Ryomen69420]

No its from a Tv show

[@Angelica-N]

Yes continue with this series 🙏🏻

[@agentzacharie]

I feel like this is something every bit life player has done. I personally got to 100% fame and actually got to 6mil normally. I then got rly lucky and gambled upto 50m and it was one of my best lives.

[@Darpeesy]

I remember my friend playing this game years ago and I didn’t really understand it but watching this series got me hooked and it’s actually really fun

[@Hafiz___]

Talia just watching Simon trying to kill his wife: 😐

[@wayneslee8194]

Love this bitlife series! Hope Simon tries to pick to have a royal status! :)

[@danielsims1799]

I was wondering if you’d ever address Kevin in these bit life videos 👀

[@Harry123456789NZ]

Aint no way he hired Joe from YOU as his hitman LMAOOOOOO

[@greybazzani8044]

I was thinking the same thing

[@MassiveEverywhere]

I love how one of the hitmen was called Dexter Morgan lol

[@mrabdullahpk]

The fact that Malala YousafZai follows him 🤣🤣🤣

[@Suffux]

i’m watching this while connected to my speaker my mom probably thinks i’m weird😭

[@dalledarrel7259]

Get kevin in the pod, imo

[@danielsims1799]

Difficult when Kev lives in Spain

[@seeda5545]

Genesis has strong immunity 😂 Never seen someone get this mad for failing to murder a couple of times 😂😂😂

[@dankgamingmlg3377]

i love how enthusiastic simon is while playing this lol

[@catastrophiccarrots5626]

I feel so bad for the people watching without headphones

[@nottossable1]

so much happened in 10 seconds 8:06 “were now dating her” “ariana! noooo!” “i have to buy a house” “cobbledick” “69”

[@eddiestaines9553]

You should do one as a member of the royal family

[@a4d1l24]

When simon uploads we know it's going to be a good day😄

[@bot8628]

doesn’t he upload everyday

[@paavanpatel3605]

@@bot8628 he does upload everyday

[@3j33]

Bro wants simons popsicle

[@DarthVader-sd2fp]

No

[@goldenclub657]

@@3j33 I want that too...

[@davidhall5838]

The coincidence of the words "Depp" and "Heard" being in the same sentence in mad (6:20)

[@lollol-wq3ce]

The part where he said "oh my god, I forgot about that" after giving a man HIV was the funniest thing I've heard in a while

[@Athithan_2000]

Be a successful thief, like play the mini game where you run around the house collecting valuable objects and money while avoiding sometimes a dog and 2 cops!

[@pussy-o1513]

Simon please try and become a godfather of the Italian mob

[@sneakerdoctor9533]

next he will become one in real life

[@Elobuom]

Joe golberg and dexter as Hitman😂

[@theavarageboodi4059]

next up become W2S itll be hilarious

[@WRLDOfSad]

You should be a pstar in real life ya know

[@thestormkage]

“Will depp get heard”

[@lewis_georgiou_1117]

Loll I’ve been playing BitLife for 3 years and I’m so glad your now playing it

[@LODintheshadows]

I love how it turned from determination to be a po*n star to "I need to off the missus" lol

[@Yungojs]

Idea: Do a life where you are a full-on london roadman. Lead a gang, sell drugs etc

[@savagegeralt9830]

6:29 great to see that simon is team depp😃

[@orbitgaming7830]

yeah lol

[@outrid3r]

9:06 cue the clip of Ethan saying "anyone else got a semi?"

[@hekmatollah9282]

Simon Back With Another Banger Edit: Pls like and reply if u get the pun

[@drali230]

Simon complaining about his wife not liking him like he isn’t flashing his googlies everyday

[@leonalvarez8735]

mad that the hitman he hired is literally joe goldberg from you hahahaha

[@theboys-ry1jn]

Simon: “how’s it possible to have two kids in 2 years” *me having a younger brother whose only 11 months younger*

[@ridnut1877]

You should do an episode as a criminal/gangster

[@K.now.f1]

6:29 DW we all agree 💀

[@cbomberrr]

Simon was probably rock hard the whole time 😂😂😂

[@pinehteshapple3666]

this has become my favorite intro of all time love u minter

[@supes636]

You should do a video trying to get $1 billion (tip: be a pop star and do world tours and buy property) It may take 4 or 5 generations to do

[@cjw3874]

Still love the bitlife content keep it up

[@cjw3874]

Also tanks you get me out of bad times when i watch your videos and you make me happy

[@TS56722]

You should do a video where you carry on living as your children for 3-4 generations

[@arthurmorgan2954]

do one video being a mafia gangster

[@RobotorAFL2000]

when it was callmekevin idea, it is going to be a great video

[@panboothenerd1337]

Talia in the other room: 🤨

[@-FGW]

Be a Wrestler in bitlife

[@iceyy00]

12:02 simons voice crack 🤣😂

[@samuelstidsen275]

next be mrbeast

[@valorw1788]

thats been the best episode yet ngl, lot more variety in the life

[@BarnabyPlatt]

Simon you can set it in the settings so each age up only does 6 months so that each life can last longer and you can do more things.

[@bxndzchasinthomas5424]

Man wtf 😂😂

[@Husters]

Become boris Johnson for your next life lol

[@fishhead961]

Do a criminal boss run

[@pohorex6834]

If only this was uploaded on a Tuesday

[@flitzkr]

My mum heard the Phub intro, almost got grounded haha.. 😅

[@liamgeddes1722]

Did you guys hear when he said “Malala.. hmm something” 😂

[@armaan_bruh]

This is one of my favorite series

[@stormslicer7013]

Yung money mint finally using that PHAT bunda

[@acw628]

W series

[@lightsaber7863]

plz post ur review on batman

[@MorgyFM]

Kevin getting a shout out by Miniminter big W

[@donjoncherrywon]

The Kevin shoutout😭😭

[@dylanangkw]

Simon got flashbacks when seeing Harley Sticky because of Benidorm 😂😂😂

[@jonhol6531]

My door was open when that sound just came on 😂😂😂

[@usamamushtaq5641]

13:38 🤣🙊 wtfffff Malala Yousafzai

[@romeokato6470]

13:10😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@skullbreaker1159]

Kevin just wants misery in his bitlife character's life

[@P3TER_Official23]

No, Simon does Why tf does he do crime everytime?

[@PTurtle]

"We've had 2 siblings in 2 years, how's that possible?" *Stamina*

[@broitsnotme0]

You should become a royal like a prince and be on king

[@rza.rubyyy]

Never thought I'd see this upload from miniminter

[@stincc4319]

Became a singer next time,apparently u can sell album , plan a tour , get a gold/platinum on ur album,etc that would be pretty cool

[@Mr.H_Chess]

13:40 Malala…. What u doing There

[@henrymorgan4638]

i read the title and clicked on it straight away

[@Lol-xq9eh]

You should become a mafia boss

[@vykepp5709]

We need a sidemen, CallMeKevin, and jacksepticeye collab

[@connormjo9]

plz do another bitlife vid do or attempt to do "I became a acter or gangsta" much love

[@apexgaming4520]

Simon i think you should do a basketball playee

[@isracarbajal7405]

I remember doing this years ago this game has a lot of things to do honestly

[@daytn9884]

W2s. Career: Drug Dealer!!

[@cam.schade]

such goated content👏🏽👏🏽

[@Ryomen69420]

Unrealistic game dexter wouldn't fail