I Became the worst President in Bitlife

I finally became President in bitlife and everyone hated me...
Bitlife - apps.apple.com...
The guide - www.levelwinne...
Editor - / @goncy

[@myopinionisthecorrectone.2464]

"Lily garden is now president" *She vows to protect all washing machines, and stop this by building an eggplant wall, a BIG one. She vows to stop her mother.*

[@Sam-514]

Oh you just wait... Blaine will be the first to go back to the re-opened Alcatraz once I do that. Also the washing machine is my running mate

[@myopinionisthecorrectone.2464]

@@Sam-514 wow lily very cool

[@spookyegg6663]

OUTLAW MOPESS

[@lileh7456]

YES

[@650Massive]

Remember? Lily’s mother is deep in the ground not to the earths core. Deeper down. Somewhere deep down where it’s crispy and hot. Like Lily’s mother.

[@riveridk9505]

just imagine this Opponent: is it true that when you where 3 you wrote on the wall Lilytwo: w-what how did you know Audience: gasp

[@cyberashuto6123]

Media: Lilytwo Garden has reported to locals she wrote on the wall when Lilytwo Garden was 3! Can you *BELIEVE* that?!

[@lubear8460]

@@cyberashuto6123 I honestly cannot believe she did such a thing *le gasp*

[@yipp-7841]

And she is 32

[@MegSolosDBD]

as someone who hasn’t played bitlife in months, it really changed a lot lol

[@yashiro560]

Yep

[@oxigenical]

same here ahaha

[@jessicawhistler4918]

@@heirofthestars ikr I need it to changee

[@DeadEyeDiamond]

I am proud to be ur 100th like

[@sychurii9394]

Samee

[@Nekosuki01]

First thing I hear "Eggplants for every citizen!" Already off to a great start xD

[@chronic.paiinn]

I click so fast. The sad part is that there's no funny comments yet.

[@detectivenora]

*"The problem with being faster than light,is that you can only live in darkness"*

[@bubblydonut7280]

@@detectivenora are u okay

[@Dressup_Doll]

Pooptato Salad why though

[@melpomenethemuse]

FluffaDoodle now there is

[@jaemarie9311]

Lololololololol I tried to be funny.. But I'm not, I tried

[@melpomenethemuse]

I was honestly so surprised when Bijuu Mcgruber was born in a normal family. How rare.

[@natalyanikitina3764]

Day 22 of Bijuu not burning Clarence: What happened, Bijuu? You never abuse Clarence anymore.

[@hippie6692]

i mean, neglection is abuse

[@1skitty139]

@@hippie6692 do u know that u can edit ur comment

[@hippie6692]

@@1skitty139 i know, but the first comment didnt show up for me

[@1skitty139]

@@hippie6692 oh ok

[@mundex7414]

i 100% agree

[@MaeAlessa]

Bijuu Mike: I am using God mode to make my parents rich and then KILL THEM David's mom: Time to write another email...

[@melpomenethemuse]

Thanks for making me laugh 😂

[@daniellesingleton3342]

XD

[@fearlessfallon15]

XDDDD

[@aeaea_kirke]

She can't because she'd be dead by then ;D

[@driving.me.crazy_]

okay for real who is david i haven't watched this channel in a while

[@fluffywhiteclouds7933]

Bijuu Mike: "You have to be nice to people" Also Bijuu Mike: *rejects friend request* Me:🧐 2:22

[@maleaplayz9008]

True kindess

[@cyriltuason681]

How kind

[@esther-c4r]

And bitch???????

[@finnwolfhardholyomg]

Lol the Felipe earthworm Sally

[@snayderorellana7320]

@@esther-c4r LMAO you're getting pressed about that

[@vivallymoo1577]

Bijuu Mike: Messes up on the word “Governor” once, Also Bijuu Mike: Repeats as “Gubvernor”

[@xelizabethrose850]

😂

[@aboredfellow1448]

Me: *about to sleep* Bijuu Mike: I'mma stop you right there.

[@mihonishizumigaming9212]

Lily's garden as president and burning peoples eyes: *oh yeah, it's all coming together* Also, thank you for the likes!

[@no1stinkysmoocher]

Lily's

[@scrubpai7016]

Hey it's u .

[@mihonishizumigaming9212]

@@no1stinkysmoocher Oh, thank you!

[@mihonishizumigaming9212]

@@scrubpai7016 hey

[@scrubpai7016]

@@mihonishizumigaming9212 hi

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

"Update time!" "Okay, so I died from a massive heart attack" 😂 bruh why does he say it like it happens all the time

[@melpomenethemuse]

It does in BitLife, especially when you take on too many jobs to get a lot of money so get high blood pressure. I assume that’s what he did.

[@Loverlane]

Wha-?! I’m ten months late 😦

[@koni3169]

"LILYS GARDEN BECAME THE PRESIDENT" *7 years later* People: *stuck on a bean stock*

[@hyukasolos]

No one: Not even the scrubscribers: Mike: “EgGpLaNtS fOr EvErYoNe!”

[@elijah-epapi-trk-5317]

watercolorz art Can we please get rid of this “no one:” meme. Its not funny now, it wasn’t funny in 2019. Please come up with something that’s actually funny and original.

[@Youeverthinkthat]

That is me with choc chip cookies

[@lenk6757]

@@elijah-epapi-trk-5317 how about no. It's funny to a LOT of people, and just bcz you dislike it doesn't mean it's trash or anything. Memes aren't meant original either lol.

[@elijah-epapi-trk-5317]

Jordyn Lane No, it is very unfunny and unoriginal. This meme has been around for over a year and a half and it has never ever been funny. If you are so adamant about me respecting other people’s opinions, how about you respect mine?

[@iamwill1088]

@@lenk6757 It's very unfunny and annoying. It's overused and even memes aren't original it's still funny if it wasn't overused.

[@chocolatemilque808]

Me, 3 months ago: “Haha what a silly thumbnail” Me, now: “Mike, are you psychic?” 🤨

[@pinkrose3010]

True-

[@Ava-iy1pv]

David's mom is mad because you're playing BitLife. I love your videos dude Btw my dog is cute and she's sleeping beside me

[@fuyuhikokuzuryu8948]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[@cyberpunkchaoscollective]

Is that ur doggo in the profile pic? Bc it is real cute

[@txiic6864]

@Potato, no he’s a guy and you’re an uncultured simp.

[@Ava-iy1pv]

@@txiic6864 I changed my pfp to this yesterday chill before this it was my dog

[@imjusttryingtousethemaxamo9852]

“Ginger Cockburn” WHY DID I LAUGH SO MUCH-

[@awokenart9489]

I never thought lily garden would be my president😂

[@1skitty139]

@Kaleela Edwards lol same

[@coffeeegg9583]

im sure that there would be an increase in washing machines by 97%

[@avathegachaqueen7241]

Do the “Rescue Girl” challenge (from that “Save The Girl!” game) the rules are: get your life in danger and solve problems in the worst way possible. Go to random places with no reason. And the last rule is: Look very *”hAwT”* edit: like so mike sees this! 👌

[@daniellesingleton3342]

Liked

[@hwllashlxn]

First words of the video: Lily's garden Me: walkes down stairs and see my mother play LILY'S GARDEN😔😭 dissapointment

[@cteamrancher]

"Lily Garden is now president" Me: *Oh crap she's gonna make a wall of washing machines-*

[@val7645]

Me : Can I see the comments? KZbin : No, that’s illegal

[@frogtoes8680]

Classic! 😂😂it’s so funny

[@val7645]

Lit Kidz ikr 🤣 and it’s so trueeeee

[@Sara9se9]

“I wasted millions of dollars, ruined many lives.” I think you became the president

[@ballsfartpissmychannelisdead]

I thought it said getting peached. My first thought was "HE SALAD, NOT A PEACH!!!"

[@catenjoyer2114]

Lol

[@theweasleysimp1512]

I feel like eating salad,mike and I'm starting with YoU!

[@theweasleysimp1512]

Thank you for two likes.

[@xelizabethrose850]

😂😂

[@emycharaa]

😂

[@The.Sharpest.Lives12]

Lol

[@jaclynmoorhouse23]

I can't express how much I love Bijuu Mike. No one does bitlife better! I love all the inside jokes it's great!

[@Potato-lc5pm]

I love how he plays the Final Fantasy victory music after he becomes president.

[@Wolfchan_0325]

I was refreshing the page waiting for your new video to come out 😁

[@txiic6864]

“I’m a man with a plan” Also Mike: Lily Gardens is now president

[@Ozimin.e]

omg he just commited talk about future

[@olivw]

I can't wait to see him reacting to a True story animation and called Hi my name's Lily and I'm a garden

[@smurchison2]

Bruh I just typed in youtube into my browser and here this video was "13 seconds ago, no views" :O

[@6ixty9ineWithMe]

He really just predicted the future in the thumbnail

[@heyitsmae5602]

9:15 these are the things, the things, we know. (He BETTER know this joke)

[@Reb0rn-j4t]

Do a tiger king challenge 1:get the exotic tiger pet 2:have them kill people 3:kill 5 tigers (he did that) 4:try to kill people (add a person named Carroll basken and try to kill her) 5:get sentenced to prison for animal cruelty(or murder) 6:have fun 5:

[@kawaiiaiden684]

Well the thumbnail predicted the future....

[@brightfuture6324]

Me:maybe I’ll go work out Bijuu:posts Me:abs can wait

[@gachaicicleproductions2648]

"Lily garden is president" *Lily's Garden music intensifies*

[@ka3_48]

"Lily garden is finally president!!!! EGG PLANTS FOR EVERYONE!!! " ~Bijuu Mike 2020

[@echxingmelody]

Well... Looking back, this man is the perfect candidate.

[@lexacisneros_]

Its funny how the thumbnail says "you got kicked out of the office for banning tiktok." And here we are, in August, fearing for the life of TikTok.

[@deltaruneez798]

I clicked faster than anybody can say “Bijuu Mike”

[@cyberashuto6123]

Me: Bijuu mike (but f e s t like sanic) My brain: grass

[@BMster69]

Me 2 months ago: * laughs at thumbnail* Me 2 months later: ...........how did he know that this would happen? Time travel?

[@idontwantalastnameyoutube.2909]

Me: sees title seriously four seconds after the video comes out. Also me: Oh my god he’s going to become Trump ;-;

[@Dressup_Doll]

NO NO NO NO HE’S THE HOKAGE!!!!

[@smexy_worm]

Bella Wolfman f

[@sangwoo9114]

Why y'all hating on trump?

[@user-hl9ww3ml2m]

Nagito Komaeda why wouldn’t we lol

[@sangwoo9114]

@@user-hl9ww3ml2m Because he's a good president, duh

[@Super-Shafs]

You: President Mike (Lily) Me, an intellectual, but also knows a lot about history: Tokugawa Ieyusa

[@Daniel-cg7eu]

I love you bijuu. You inspire me so much and you always make my day. Thank you for being a good and kind YtBer ( besides the times you abuse ) I love you so much

[@EDCOTruck]

“Because I’m the Man with the Plan” Lincoln Loud: Wait, what!?

[@gummi_was_taken7747]

"You have been impeached!" Me:IF ITS FOR BEING A GOOD MAN THE HECC U!

[@aubri.1214]

“TOMMY PUT THE IPAD DOWN! ITS 10:30PM!!” *”But mommy, I want to be president in Bitlife!”*

[@artisticpapertowel6226]

7:26 I sing this so much. It's stuck in my head

[@angelgoldennight]

I love how it never fails that I get bitlife ads for all of bijuumikes bitlife videos

[@Alexyourbeloved7234]

Same

[@bakingwithcharlie3316]

Mike: lily garden is now president Me: The world has officially ended

[@zerefsunlimitedshipworks]

I don't know how, but somebody took this game seriously and speedran this in real life.

[@itsclosed6791]

*The video starts* Bijuu mike: Lilys garden is officialy president Me:I can see the washing machines coming I can feel it I'm going back to the video because I stopped it in the 2 second to write this coment

[@some_random_dude69]

Title: You were removed from office for banning tik tok Other people: booooo president Me: Gooooo president

[@anthonyjackson9062]

Me:Foooook yu

[@some_random_dude69]

@@anthonyjackson9062 Its just a plank bro ( i put plank on purpose)

[@hanksmineralcollection5945]

Hi bijuu I have watched you for 3 years And I never got scrub of the day..... I don’t have Twitter, so I can’t post fan art or other stuff.... Ps: NATSUKI BEST GIRL!!!!!!!

[@moergue]

The thumbnail spoke the truth, Tik toc got banned Also Lily Garden name sounds like the anime

[@pumpsywumpsy]

Day 12 of trying to get bijuu mike to play “moe era” a game like doki doki.

[@bighugefish]

yess please do it

[@theminecraftduo88]

Egg ima sub thank you

[@scrubpai7016]

Yup I f u saw yesterday's video then u would see I did the day 11 one but no one saw it

[@pumpsywumpsy]

Scrubpai rip i also did one yesterday but oh have to be early to even have a chance

[@scrubpai7016]

@@pumpsywumpsy oh well doesn't really hurt to help .: D

[@rexbii9685]

11:48 Don't say my name like that. Dang you try to run for president one time and somehow it's like "eeewwwwww Evelyn" 🤣

[@emiiwee]

It’s literally impossible for me to become prime minister of Australia.. I wanna take Scott Morrison’s job

[@glittergirlforever4059]

lily:As the president I shall make a law that all washing machines must be delt with equally. And you *MUST* marry washing machines.

[@NatLynn_June]

More dangonranpa the next day from where u left off... gets... "interesting"... 😅... umm... let's just say it starts to pick up on the action and the game starts up...

[@hornycatboydisaster]

It's a lie!

[@starcookinggood]

@@hornycatboydisaster that's kayayayayde's lie isn't it?

[@sephtis3658]

@yeetus wAit- wrong gAme-

[@fireinthehole_727]

@@starcookinggood that's kayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayday's lie isn't it?

[@ssttrrwwbbrryy]

Got a bitlife ad while watching this LOL

[@clumxy5513]

yes edit :It's only been a minute and there's already a dislike when the video has even barely started

[@battykristina4678]

• L a z y M a r s h m e l l o • no

[@frogtoes8680]

Yas

[@duckydoesstuff6567]

The thumbnail- exists Trump- *that’s a very good idea*

[@Summer_rain99]

Well that thumbnail hits different now

[@2dheethbar]

Sure does.

[@johnnylitomichelle]

when u and ur friend play bitlife together and only ur trying to be president but then ur friend manages to be president but they didnt even try U: *CRIES IN SAD WEEB MIDGET*

[@powersettingsm7172]

This guy saw the future!

[@undertonesone7378]

If you promised to ban TikTok I would actually vote for you in the presidency.

[@Porce_La1n]

Early Gang WYA? You always make me laugh whenever you post a video. 36 seconds No veiws 84 likes. 5 comments KZbin is on something.

[@gizmixghoul1518]

Me: **presses on the video** **Ad pops up** The ad: bitlife ad

[@notjustaverage9614]

I literally saw an add where lily was ACTUALLY pregnant

[@Carollingghosts]

**bijuu Mike playing bitlife** ad: **bitlife ad.**

[@goodgodmanyoualmostgotthec3698]

Well, that thumbnail didn’t age well.

[@voodooonevipersonstation663]

Anyone gonna bring up the fact the prime minister Trudue said speaking moistly on live TV

[@jennyl6795]

i was just playing bitlife 20 seconds ago! :)

[@gachaland1234]

Bijuu: smash like Lily: smash washing machine (I’m so sorry 😂)

[@nova-wx7fi]

UM DID THE THUMBNAIL PREDICT THE FUTURE?

[@what_am_i_pan]

I read the title and looked at the thumbnail and ALMOST screamed "NO TI TIK TOK ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT it is an extra ounce of enjoyment."

[@dvorah7516]

You should add Lily from Lily’s garden in Tomodachi life

[@Chefgaming4]

Thumbnail: IMPEACHED You have been removed from your office for banning TikTok Me: thats the best president i have ever seen in this world *sheds a tear*

[@ai3274]

Me:YAY I AM FINALLY EARLY!! Also me: looks at how many views this has had already Me again:this was 2 minutes ago and there is already 1k views Me again:dies from shock

[@obsidiaan]

Quarantine Challenge idea 1. Don’t go to the doctor or school for 20 years (if unable to not go to school keep trying to drop out, after the 20 years you can go to school if you want to) 2. Join social media 3. Make no friends 4. Don’t get a job until age 35 5. Job needs to be a doctor of any sort 6. Win the lottery 7. Get a dog or cat and heal them when they’re sick 8. Keep pet alive past 15 9. No dating until age 40 10. Have 6 kids with 3 different women 11. Live past 100 12. Pay for all your kids colleges 13. Be a horrible husband 14. Have multiple pets Hope you have fun if you do this! 🥺😁

[@emptyhead2777]

3:37 Girls would like to know your location 🗡

[@donnabarbee2556]

Me: _sees thumbnail_ Bijuu mike: _gets impeached for banning tictok_ Me: I smell unfairness. He should be promoted to king if he bans tic tok.

[@anthonyjackson9062]

F You.

[@midnight_everything2058]

Hi

[@frogtoes8680]

Hello

[@Boxedbee135]

Hello!!!

[@goatedlikethat]

Hello

[@vulpesquenne8224]

Good job in being first

[@katkirigiri632]

Mike: Nobody likes the word "moist" Me: tell that to Papa Razz (Razzboski) Love your videos Bijuu Mike 😂😎😋

[@notfamousfurry9194]

Hi uwu

[@frogtoes8680]

Hi OwO

[@goatedlikethat]

Hi ●w●

[@ivy177]

when my friends ask me "what is a legasy?" me: "its planting seets at a garden you never get to see, i wrote some notes of the beginning of a song someone will sing for me..."

[@pinkdeer4305]

the thumbnail didn't age well

[@eisplays]

i think it aged amazingly

[@danganfujisaki5902]

Bitlife Challenge: Serial Killer Challenge 1. Kill one or more people each year. 2. Have Sonia Nevermind in the game and date her. 3. Don't die because of a murderer. 4. Become addicted to something. 5. Don't get a job. (Only acceptable way to die is of natural causes or sickness.)

[@angieee5352]

I was in the middle of watching PewDiePie’s video and I started panicking Edit:While writing this Lia (Sssniperwolf) just posted a video now I’m panicking more then I was before Edit2:Gloom and Aphmau has now posted videos and I’m panicking 5x then before

[@lileh7456]

SAME everyone posts at the same time

[@angieee5352]

@Yessenia Hernandez Yes I am

[@chagito1113]

Mike: HOW COME I WASN'T A GIRL IN REAL LIFE?! Me: Bijuu Micaela

[@nachiro3298]

wow im actually early for once notice me senpai 0^0

[@Psychic_Peach]

Bijuu Mike was never seen again after this video .. People say that he went crazy trying to become President... People just assumed that he died ... Rip Bijuu Mike... You might be remembered ..

[@thesmallestbean7635]

How dare you ban the word moist That is my cousin’s least favorite word and I love to annoy him with that

[@김태형-v4d6o]

Bijuu: Becomes president Also Bijuu: Makes all the salad and green stuff his merch

[@-raisa_da_pringle-6767]

Everyone who liked haves a cookie from me.🍪 The people who disliked need to give me a cookie 7w7.

[@slasl42]

Hey bijuu mike I have a challenge Social distancing 1. Don’t talk to people 2.live to 63 years old 3. Don’t do workouts 4. DONT GO OUTSIDE (only for doctors) 5.be really dumb