I BROKE EVERY LAW IN MY SERVER! | GTA 5 RP

[@jmwFILMS]

Disclaimer: Don't drink while cycling. Be apart of my videos here: discord.gg/pgn

[@reddeath19ify]

Hawl naw

[@THEREALINSTITUTE]

​@@catperson7165hey you thow an bottle at me. I Will Call The cops for this

[@我爱猫]

🛸🛸🛸🛸👽👽👽👽👽👽

[@vmarc0]

The goat of gta uploads again

[@Military24-7]

So true! You might spill your drink!

[@BlueJayGamesCH]

I find it funny that BREAKING EVERY LAW, is the most NORMAL thing James has ever done in the server.

[@LoliFoxQueen]

it wierdly is, and im sure the rest of his server was relived that it wanst another of his crazy video ideas this time.

[@Fang1st]

Honestly this video is a good example of everything going on in the community of the server. JMW goes out to commit crimes, he encounters a corrupt cop who tazzes him off a ledge and leave him for dead, make bomb threats only to have someone else do them by coincidence, and ended up converting someone to his side to fight the police, and yet everyone but JMW is a terrible shot as always, lol.

[@RTGMonika]

"Hey, is your computer running?" "There's a bomb in the building."

[@MajorMusicGeek]

Huh he says after😂

[@RTGMonika]

@@MajorMusicGeek He indeed does!

[@MajorMusicGeek]

@RTGMonika I lost it man 😂

[@EnxVibes]

Favorite part

[@isleep2dream762]

30:15 The moment it all escalated lol and started getting the swat and mayor worried

[@stagetheory]

love that most of these cops *actually* had fun with the rp instead of going on a power trip and doing a boring irl cop scene

[@TheTrueAceVr]

He's the owner lol

[@stagetheory]

@@TheTrueAceVr & yet some cops still go on power trips on pro and jmw constantly

[@LifeBeyondLyrics]

We need a whole episode on reasonable suspicion. Starts of simple, but gets to the point where everyone thinks you are guilty of anything and everything, but has no proof so you get free to do it all again.

[@connorallgood0922]

That'd be pretty funny.

[@SuperFang1]

Echo

[@darkboss2980]

Cellmate* "What are you in for?" James* "Everything"

[@Bane_here]

“Son what did you do today?” “War crimes dad..” “Now that’s most certainly my son”

[@gruntmasterbroadcast]

Fun Fact: Had he gone uncaught he surely would have escalated to cosmic crimes! Such as introducing Daylights saving to Father time resulting in us losing further hours! Switching Pestilence's cough medicine with Mentos and Soda, or worst of all... Leaving a gate unlocked for Cerberus to escape and look for his master Death!

[@Daragonal]

Pretty sure it’d be War Crimes

[@Hypogeal-Foundation]

@@Daragonal War Crimes, Stellar Crimes, Interstellar crimes, Galactic Crimes (Crashing two galaxies together), Intergalactic, Cluster, Supercluster, Universal crimes, Multiversal Crimes and lastly crimes against cosmic entities.

[@-GUT-]

Pov: The most wanted person in the Us 🇺🇸

[@genocydr]

Real

[@L3_tankDestoryer]

fr, except for me

[@humanoidwolf]

​@@L3_tankDestoryerand me as well

[@aleksanderpieck4799]

Casual American citizen be like:

[@eskes0]

Average citizen*

[@digicube9074]

Make a GTA RP where you play as the Duolingo bird and you kidnap, torture and then kill people for not completing their language lessons.

[@maprivero1251]

Yes.

[@yfhgzarstdyfhfsx]

good idea

[@skysk3l3t0n]

Lol yea

[@thegamingleopard4592]

So just normal Duolingo

[@Cranberry-h4u]

Yes

[@wrath4452]

Had an idea for you: SCP-079 hacks into military computers, taking over new top-of-the-line military drones (HK Aerials) and automated defense tanks (HK Tanks) and begins unleashing them upon the city.

[@Mb44069]

What does HK means? Good video idea though 😊👍

[@wrath4452]

@@Mb44069 Hunter Killer

[@askyonline]

Great idea

[@NullRacks]

James you had me laughing so much I could hardly breathe, especially on this one 30:16!!!

[@aleksanderpieck4799]

Idea: You are a SCP researcher that needs more class-D’s but the foundation are unable to provide more to you. So you go out there, kidnap random people and do inhumane experiments on them or take them to a SCP and see what happens.

[@skysk3l3t0n]

He did similiar things already like SCP AMBULANCE video

[@aleksanderpieck4799]

@@skysk3l3t0n Yeah but that vid was in my opinion too short and funny. We need more content like that.

[@mategetsnosleep3612]

That “very intense pursuit” was kind of wholesome in a weird way?

[@LAXAHDASIE]

And the sir are you faded then a hoe right now got me dying 😂😂

[@Panzercooks]

Pretty creepy when you stalked the Mayor lol

[@Fire-Studios]

you say creepy and i looked at your profile picture and i thought i was getting stalked

[@BobbyWobby273]

@@Fire-StudiosRight!😂😂

[@Panzercooks]

@@Fire-Studios 🤫😈

[@connorallgood0922]

@@Fire-Studios Oh but you are

[@Ellaevelinaa]

51:30 dang I really watched the whole video 😂 I love it 😭💯

[@Leethaltimee]

*Idea:* you should have Harold somehow ends up stealing some of the worlds most valuable items! like the Mona Lisa, Starry night, or thousand year old pottery, and sells them for the most absurd prices, as if you were selling them in a garage sale or flea market!

[@TheReal_Kai-1]

I like that idea lol

[@djrobloxgameing4345]

There is no more Harold.

[@TMG_Official]

40:25 "gimme me my fuckin milkshake bro" best shit I have heard today 😂😂😂

[@Exsar999]

"thats an intense pursuit"

[@Talling-Association]

Livestream idea: Jmw goes ingame and listens to his livestream walking around with his camera, maybe pro joins

[@BackYardStudios2]

Something funny about J walking.. is that! You are allowed to do it in California which GTAs city is based off of LA so technically is allowed.

[@andrebarbosa6505]

why is no one talking about the psycho cop

[@Exp_Guest2030]

Honestly the psycho cop deserves his own episode

[@cochmanofficial1581]

What cop there’s no cop. No police officer was trying to commit murder during a detainment. Nothing to look into, Nothing to worry about. And I’m certain that if anybody wants to discuss this matter you will be told the same exact thing as me and not have a gun to the back of your head wile righting a KZbin comment regarding it, don’t worry bro. Under control 👍👍👍:D

[@adammckenzie6074]

lol im still trying to figure out if he wanted him dead or what like

[@offmetaddiction]

Idea: Become a wizard, but you have a magic power only if you are drunk

[@DLCDALLAS]

Fun fact: In the US cannibalism itself is not illegal just many of the methods you may take to obtain the human flesh is. Also desecrating a corpse is illegal so you cant just eat a random body unless you can find a legal work around like it being in their will.

[@ygs497]

I wonder if that because people who get stranded and have to rely on eating others would be considered a crime otherwise even though it was a no choice situation.

[@someguy9422]

kinda nice seeing something somewhat normal for once

[@gery505]

"Are you trying to get a ticket?" "No, Im just trying to commit crimes"

[@kanoaikawach]

14:24 - he's talking about his stolen car that is RIGHT BEHIND HIM T-T

[@TheQuietKidsBackpack]

Exactly

[@hybrid7594]

Mountain man’s sacrifice will never be forgotten.

[@puggovrthepug7910]

24:03 James: "This fucking phone" Bush: "Yepp"

[@toogarooga8788]

Technoblade lies splattered against the sherated rocks of hell

[@deante6467]

Man that cop snapped. probably a vet of jmw's craziness lol

[@MedictheMonke]

i like how the officer did to you what youve done so many times as he brings you to a secluded location.

[@MajesticCrow747]

"Is your computer running?" "There's a bomb in the building"

[@earl_stranger3878]

The moment you brought out meth and doing cannibalism in the middle of police shooting made me burst out laughing 😂

[@Xenotric]

"annoying phonecall" immediately goes into threats >< think you skipped straight to felony there :P

[@Puppetworkstudios]

Idea:be a corrupt doctor that uses radioactive materials to try and heal people like if people loose a limb he tries using it to regrow they're limbs

[@TheQuietKidsBackpack]

16:59 Best cop line

[@aidenblabla8269]

Idea: You are doing prank calls and whatever you say you should actually do it

[@MetalAnimationss]

It's so interesting to see jmwFILMS, coming up with interesting and never done before ideas. Thank you for playing our game, jmwFILMS!

[@stagetheory]

I don’t usually comment like this, but, super excited for a jmw film!! perfect end to the weekend :))

[@Rachelholtell5820]

😂😂😂 the cops must hate James so much 😂😂😂

[@unknown127k]

Most normal jmw films episode

[@foreveralone4203]

got to admit, amazing acting from james and the other people, james deadass acted like a crazy person thats fully committed into the list

[@Onepine-dt4tj]

Idea# a new group of Mythbusters arrive in los santos! Testing there new crazy wacky and extremley( dangerous) fun myths! Can a kevlar vest stop a tank round? can a firefighter survive napalm? Can the human body withstand 400 feet underwater? Good thing los santos is full of (test subjects) Volunteers!

[@Mpkki]

Fun fact: From what I've heard (don't take my word for it though) cannibalism on its own is technically not considered a crime. It's still punishable, though, as acquiring the meat in a legal way would be impossible.

[@nerf_synper4444]

16:56 was funny asf

[@AaronDanieltenni]

"Take some change you filthy animal!" cop: 🙃 me: 😂

[@explosifiy]

Idea: Potential sequel to this: Crime bingo. You go around the server trying to do a bingo with crimes. maybe make it so that you and pro are a couple of teenagers doing a bingo. Coop or VS doesnt matter.

[@alexanderhikel2350]

Shout out to the people who RP seriously there would be no way I could resist trolling cops and officials, it would be way to tempting

[@KezzyDaDon]

Not gonna lie, this is one of the best ones yet😂😂 I was laughing the whole time

[@joshjimmens3215]

32:14 such art

[@Machi_Tay]

Idea: be a mafia member, go to random people and tell them to pay so much money not even a billionaire can afford. Wait for them not to end up with the money by your deadline and harm them so bad like chopping off a leg and etc, after that say that you got the wrong person.

[@dontcheckitontop]

good idea

[@bonbymccormick2313]

18:03 “I was never told no as a kid! Gimme this notepad!” LMFAOOO

[@JLH_squard]

29:46 I don’t think I’ve ever heard JMW laugh like that EVER.😭😭

[@WarriorPatrol]

Thanks, JMW, for an amazing scene. You got me when you switched vehicles. I had the description right

[@Unfunny_loser]

The next time Wilson comes out of the woodwork, he's gonna commit war Crimes.

[@sebastianlalhmangaiha5733]

jmw breaking laws and committing crime in the server is the most normal thing for him.He also didn't get caught for so long.

[@MarkStoddard]

"Do you have COVID?" > "No." "Well you better go catch it!"

[@Lawrence_Krystle]

On the cycling one you committed a felony escaping from police.

[@boomguycalledbobthatbooms]

Video Idea: Become a news reporter that is always at the crime scene before anyone else, but when police arrive you constantly ask them annoying complely unrelated questions. If thats not good enough for a vid it would be pretty cool in a short.

[@abzz4654]

i can't stop laughing 😂 29:45

[@totallyz0d]

An Idea for you jmw: A guy named kiryu kazuma, a yakuza japanese goes to los santos and fights strongest los santos fighters, starts being friends with the guy who will call him a aniki (brother) for messing with him after fighting

[@TiberiusTheLivingLegend]

Last time in some videos ago I saw a bunch of people jaywalking and non of the cops gave a shit😂😂😂

[@papapun8834]

Other than the cocaine mouth cop the guy that just tried to quarry you are probably the best cops I've seen in GTA RP

[@DanCanTry]

We need a whole video of just the prank calls until eventually one isn’t a prank then the normal prank calls resume

[@lisacurtis3876]

Nice video lots of funny moments keep it up.

[@milkiassamuel780]

Mans about to creat a whole new star that goes beyond a 5 star warning

[@dr_nick1992]

It's crazy that the cops on a video game seem to know more about the law than the cops irl. Suspicion isn't a crime but cops sure as hell will try to arrest you for it

[@onestriker1016]

“I didn’t do cannibalism yet” caught me tf off guard holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NeganFluffyFurry]

i was def not expecting a radium girls reference haha

[@Unknown_Ooh]

When your rp service members know laws better

[@Npc_Dark]

Dude on of those cops sounds kinda like Arthur Morgan 💀

[@BabyGodzilla-rk5ou]

Do a venom RP this is how I think it should go. You are a normal guy at a lab until there was a meteor that crashed landed and you went over there with some other scientist and you found venom and attaches to you and then do whatever you want

[@LemonJackRazer]

*is explaining why he is fearing for his life* “So he’s explaining the annoying calls” BRO WHHAAAAATTT

[@normooze]

💡VIDEO IDEA: watch a player from far away and every interaction you get closer and closer

[@time3681]

4:23 nice Home Alone reference

[@the-orenge-head]

"Babe, wake up, jmwfilms posted"

[@Xufixwz]

The reasonable suspicion scene had me the most 😂😂

[@user-qj1ie4nr1g]

vid idea: show a player a quest screen and give them money when the quest is finished, but the more quest they done the more deranged the quest is, such as killing the mayor for 1m, arrest a cop, etc, and they can't quit it or else ;)

[@quietblake6997]

4 months later, and I see JMW never ceases to amaze. "Lazy F*ck" -and the room just ERUPTS.

[@LemonJackRazer]

*tells guy he’s about to be sniped* “So I’m just doing annoying calls right now” Bro WHAT 😂

[@Dollie-Rust]

Idea : Do a humanized version of jeepers creepers 1 in specific... although in jeepers creepers 1 he resides on only one road really you should reside around SANDY+GRAPE+Chilliad and use that broken down house in the woods near the le fuente house...... | PS. thank you for bringing back Jip Thornville on chadoys channel. Hes my favorite out of all your characters and hes finally back after 3 years. ( SORRY FOR YAP!)

[@strikerslicer5010]

Idea: Knight Rider. You as Michael Knight arrive in Los Santos driving K.I.T.T along with the Knight Industries black semi truck to enjoy some off time while also making sure common crimes are put to justice but that's not all you'll be stopping, their is a big crime happening between the corrupt part of the military in the city and cartels hiding out in sandy shores making a deal to export state of the art warheads and firearms for money and power. It is up to you and K.I.T.T to solve what is going on between them and bring them to justice with also the help of The Foundation For Law And Government. Things that i would like to see K.I.T.T do, turbo boost, surveillance mode, eject a criminal, disable vehicles, voice synthesizer, unlock locks, super pursuit mode, oil slick, K.I.T.T driving himself, and K.I.T.T messing with the pedestrians when he's parked talking to them Also james i would like to see the actual model of K.I.T.T modded in the server Update: model of K.I.T.T on KZbin called v6.0

[@SewerRat4Ever7]

I love the fact that you call people and say that you’re going to snipe them and than there’s a bunch of gun shots and it’s not you, than you threatening to blow up a building and than a car outside the building blows up and it wasn’t you. 😂

[@vynalldash_og]

Idea: The Doctor visits san andreas, piloting his TARDIS around the entire country in an attempt to locate a hostile alien lifeform and try to repair the TARDIS, many shenanigans ensue- will he end up using his sonic screwdriver to break into bank vaults or take cash in order to do what needs to be done? Who knows

[@enspyeryt1065]

Haha the annoying phone calls was golden 😂😂😂😂😂

[@101.EYELESS]

30:10 had me dying 😂

[@FierceAllosaurus]

The fact you go all out makes this video 100000x more intense

[@Lukedevilakatsuki]

I love obstructing traffic😂

[@vincethehunter5660]

rlly good video

[@hexpredatorr]

Can’t believe they didn’t suspect Jeffrey Dahmer right away😔

[@DragonWolfHeart]

You need to whole video around prank phone calls if you haven't that shit was hilarious

[@muffled505]

Idea: The Hunger Games comes to Los Santos and whoever wins gets lots of cash.

[@Kobes29FN]

It was so funny when you where prank calling to the ambulance guy

[@Rosettasweitzer]

48:45 “ oh my god he’s helping me” “Guy gets shot 1 second later”

[@thataveragegamer753]

29:47 bro they couldn’t hold in their laughter

[@ElizabethAftontheicecreamgirl]

Oh cool breaking evey law in gta 5 rp and it was so entertaining and the video was so funny 😊😮🎉❤❤️❤️😍😎😎^^

[@Talling-Association]

Idea: Harold the health inspector and court judge.

[@Kutsushita_yukino]

might be one of my favorite rp so far lmao

[@shadowtheneko14]

32:01 oh my God I miss this