I Broke My Crush's Ankle In School

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

"How to introduce yourself to your crush." Google: Be polite and say hi Bing:

[@LycanRy]

🤣🤣 I like that

[@leanskeletone4406]

Niuce

[@jashn6506]

Assert dominance

[@lgdebruin7256]

Very accurate

[@urb44n]

C R U N C H Y

[@AA-xv6gg]

Them: "If they hit you that means that they like you" Jack: *literally breaks a girls ankles*

[@genralie3264]

So jack likes her to much

[@interestingboyo790]

Oh, so that explains why I was never bullied.

[@papicholo3171]

Her: HE REALLY LIKE ME!

[@vsman8]

@@interestingboyo790 Sometimes, it can be a blessing

[@interestingboyo790]

SilverCat23 Well, yeah. I'm not ungrateful that I was never bullied, it's just that I don't like the reason why.

[@KShih]

"I've tackled many women in my time" -Jack 2019

[@ashleyyyyyyy5]

K Shih I think I found my senior quote 😂😂

[@jessicabeck6171]

I did too

[@churr0boy]

@@ashleyyyyyyy5 wow yeah

[@thebetterterrablade809]

JUST BEFORE I WATCHED THIS I WAS WATCHING SR PELO’S EVERY STORYTIME VIDEO

[@bladewake]

666 likes 8O

[@EthanJones2]

sandra's dad : How is captain crunch ? Sean's mum : petrified

[@jakeizaguirre2514]

Who is Sean?

[@EthanJones2]

Jacksepticeyes real name is Sean , Dumbass

[@kingliam8714]

@@EthanJones2 thank you for calling him a dumbass

[@princeperez4121]

@@jakeizaguirre2514 DuMb4ss

[@EthanJones2]

@@kingliam8714 You are very welcome :)

[@jobarajoko]

Every time they had to play something: Coach: "Break a leg guys!" Little Sean: *sweating profusely*

[@thefnaf_foxy1162]

Dear god

[@arishimada1270]

nice

[@harsh1174]

Dear God no...

[@oofx2582]

369 likes, you should be proud

[@jobarajoko]

@@oofx2582 I see 467 likes, that's weird. But yeah, I mean, I don't really care about likes tbh, but it's pretty nice. thanks for letting me know!

[@karakurcher5649]

Other boys: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Jack: did it hurt when I broke ur ankle

[@seanmccain1450]

Lmao

[@PhaserFelix]

LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH. -My laughing voice

[@blueflare3848]

Lol

[@PhaserFelix]

@@blueflare3848 I seen your broda Red Flare. I threw him off the mountain in one of my vids trying to see if he would hit the bottom. He didn't

[@blueflare3848]

@@PhaserFelix Noo, how could you? You monster D:

[@matheusse_95]

Everyone: To have a girlfriend, you need to be kind and nice to them. Jack: *to have girlfriend make ankle goe bye bye*

[@gabbana1998]

Bruh every one is a brute when they try to get someone at 9-14 years old and im a guy using my sisters account

[@sopademacucas1506]

@@gabbana1998 literally i remember one time i literally kicked a girl

[@GerboSC]

@@sopademacucas1506 i punched one in the face just out of my own stupidity

[@pantsandfriends8786]

Ankle go bye bye

[@alchemyst1920]

@@GerboSC man, that’s just… oof

[@A23-o6x]

Girl: Is attractive Jack: Crushes on her Also Jack: *CrUsHeS hEr*

[@cse_froggy2481]

I'm happy there are no hate comments

[@rory6114]

🤣

[@A23-o6x]

@@cse_froggy2481 same I'm sick of those kinda comments

[@l.dthekatt1836]

Yes lol

[@trickshots4real565]

I watched the whole video and never laughed looked in comments saw this killed ne

[@minimcdonald8742]

Sean’s crush: I love a strong man 12 yr old Sean : SAY NO MORE

[@nat5625]

*snap, crackle, pop* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Kaka-gh5mf]

XD

[@evilzdeadite]

@@nat5625 pmsl

[@nat5625]

Nothing to see here lmao

[@ANTOperassic]

666 likes

[@amogh3275]

"I was so skinny I was like a 2d character" - Jacksepticeye, 2019

[@SeayShortz]

Quote of the year

[@lacerationns]

@ you got some weird kinks if you have a crush on your hater...

[@someonefromgalar]

Hi everyone, how are all of you doing

[@joehaddow1900]

We had a new girl one time in my 6th grade class and the morning that she came she seemed nice but I didn't talk to her little one really even care, until my class went up to a camp called Camp Whiteman and after the field trip and a few days maybe a week she starts acting wired around me and me and my friends are just saying "what the heck is going on" and eventually shortly before the end of school she asked me to be her boyfriend and I kind of expected it but I said yes and she became my girlfriend until 7th grade.

[@cedarbremner8750]

Jack: No one wants to listen to storytime 2.7 Million people: *bet*

[@complexsituations6494]

2.8 now

[@luckygamermemberofvma7903]

True

[@pantsandfriends8786]

2.8

[@AliveAnt]

“Before I became the chadsepticeye, I was a virgin” - Jacksepticeye 2019

[@dipper9259]

like everyone else lol

[@cameronboreland7695]

Just as I was reading this he said it

[@ClydeOnPluto]

Kinky-

[@didyee1172]

@@ClydeOnPluto no.

[@idonotusethisaccount.9958]

I'm calling the police. You have bad mental problems, you said you would jump of a bridge, STAY where you are the police are coming

[@Calais05]

How to get a girlfriend: Step 1: *BREAK HER ANKLE TO ASSERT DOMINANCE*

[@shahenalmutare5852]

@@angelmin8819 I am your boyfriend Girl: noooooooooooooo!!!!!! me: oh come on I'm not that bad ..... Am i

[@owenscott265]

Jesus

[@JamesRival]

fudger03 Step 2: Profit

[@lesbiangelism]

@@angelmin8819 if she can't get up than you indeed do have the high ground

[@whisperanim27]

@@angelmin8819 hey she fell for you

[@blank5768]

"Dad, how did you meet mom?" "Well son, I kinda broke her ankle."

[@coolskeleton-ij3zf]

insert suprised pikachu face meme

[@beatrizlopez6443]

XD

[@iplaytetris5000]

My brother

[@alexkontonasakis1770]

Yas XD

[@cocacolazerosugar7260]

*am I the only person that gets the reference of your username?*

[@qui-gonjinn5014]

Wow Jack, you had such a crush on her that you've literally crushed her.

[@Lamb_Cuticles]

copied

[@lemmymachine1060]

Qui-Gon Jinn?

[@sealco]

@@Lamb_Cuticles do you have evedence of who wrote this before or is is possible that two people had the same joke

[@giomunoz3373]

Sean: Me... breaking hearts? Nah fam, I break them ANKLES!

[@erin7014]

B I rd

[@simonebarnes770]

Legendary.

[@aquanoodleoldaccount9629]

Neigh!

[@kimalware1025]

Lol

[@Danny-rm2fi]

Jack 20 years from now: where are you going son? Son: im gonna get a girlfriend Jack: hands him a bat

[@theirishpsychowolf7617]

Nah he is irish its gotta be a hurl

[@martinxy1291]

Jack: Do me proud my gaelic warrior Son: Dad, what is wrong with you? Jack: Many things but thats besides the point

[@masonwolfe915]

@@martinxy1291 don't you mean garlic gladiator?

[@charlieshiptest]

Son: What is this for? Jack: _flashback_ Son: Dad?

[@wide1018]

John A Zoidberg ikr, probably on her recommended

[@blu-jay6451]

Random child: *has the ball* Everyone else: So you have chosen death.

[@spazon60fpsyt50]

Lmao

[@doggogamer303]

CHOOSE DEATH BITCH

[@silasboy-fz2og]

Random child:shit😐

[@benbot2055]

this is my favrite comment don't junge spelling

[@thenutstealer]

dont pulverize me please

[@ugotmoggedlol]

The moral of the story: If they don't like you, break their ankle.

[@richardschwab224]

Kid: "Daddy! How did you and mom meet?" Dad: "I broke her ankle" Kid:

[@viat000]

They didnt exactly meet when he broke her ankle

[@legitwizard1704]

Wtf

[@spedupaudios1184]

Lol

[@TotallyHaze]

mightyirondragon 64 Just accept it as joke so , youre not gonna mention the fact his not married or came close to being a dad

[@freddybongwater]

XD

[@dominitshek5031]

Jack: I Broke My Crush's Ankle In School Felix: *angry Gentleman noises*

[@BoomB0y]

Felix: *bell sounds intensifies*

[@callumclark4351]

Felix getting ready to murder jack black in minecraft: hold my beer

[@EditEmpowerment]

Roses are red Violets are blue The likes number is 269 So I won't bother you

[@drkneelicker]

*tips fedora*

[@ratlord7030]

also felix: s e x d u n g e o n

[@InfamousFey]

“We would mow you down with the shear force of a ten year old” -Chadsepticeye 2019

[@tracislonaker9054]

@Cherry Blossom you mean 12

[@tracislonaker9054]

Jacksepticeye

[@angryghiacchio4932]

Omg yes

[@obamas.leftnut6243]

Friend: tell her u have crush on her Jack: ill crush you

[@bhxy257]

I wish I could give u at least 10 likes for this comment but I can only give you one

[@kangyaulee2744]

Really

[@cameronanimated5385]

Lol

[@numboy_7471]

Equal rights, equal fights 🤣

[@alexdavidmunizbetancourt9798]

insane'

[@SuperNovaCat06]

Imagine she's watching this video and remembers Sean and realizes her classmate came to be a handsome, awesome, popular and energetic KZbinr and she realized he had a crush on her 😂😂

[@phoenix8572]

Exactly what I was thinking lmao

[@stacyaaa9471]

Man now i really wish sandra watched this video

[@iriscollins4819]

Jack: broke girls ankle Also jack: “hA gOtTeMm”

[@echardtmarx6387]

Savage

[@Clairavoya]

I did it, I "tackled" a girl

[@physpherix]

*Friends: How do you pick up girls?* *Jack: **_I don't...I tackle them._*

[@Riley_7237]

" I don't, I bring them to the ground"

[@SPEEDG853]

SomeAustralianGuy if you want to pick up girls grab a girl and carry her 👍🏼😁

[@juanandrestrujillo8712]

11:52 I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO

[@abdullahfahim6134]

Nice face u got there

[@smithachrisin]

Friends: i just can’t pick up girls Sean: i picked one up before Friends: Really?!?! Sean: ya then i threw her to the ground Friends:....

[@itsthatkid3130]

Jack: “I didn’t tackle her I used her as a lever to turn the earth.” my favorite quote currently

[@shea-lynfriesen7808]

😂 that broke me when he said it

[@masonirving8758]

"A lot of girls had a crush on me", says as he has a 7 year old youtube video of him yelling during class and one girl just says "why are you screaming nerd?"

[@rugs9710]

nice pfp

[@Cal-rb3od]

Just because one b¡tch hates you doesn't mean the other girls do.

[@minetieplays2092]

I genuinely forgot that vid existed until now XD

[@shaggydestroyerofworlds2208]

Girl: *Show Affection* Sean: I'm About to End This Girls Whole Soccer Career

[@anguskillough7311]

Shaggy, Destroyer of Worlds Gaelic football it’s different

[@astogeno6498]

Lol

[@dimo6994]

*Sock* - *er*

[@lliamlloyd5667]

football

[@ok-yj6rv]

U meant u were gonna end this girl's wnkle

[@space3817]

Jack runs in and tackles her: "WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME"

[@multi-blaster5627]

Now I'm just thinking of Betty skate 3... LOVE MEEEEE

[@morganmcleod1383]

I Gave you all I had Dutch

[@cantthinkofaname2292]

Why did I imagine this in jacks nugget voice

[@xaviervillegas7716]

multi- blaster miss that series

[@4th3rpcky44]

Normal people: I have a crush on her Jack: I have to crush her

[@eligareau413]

Uther Puckey Why u copy

[@phenix6056]

So we copying comments now!?!? >:[

[@simplyjaz9260]

I mean I can't find the original so imma give you the credit and say this comment made me laugh the most

[@mason.bdotty]

Bruh lol

[@SatouIlNekoPanzer]

:O wow

[@gabrielhall7874]

"I have tackled many women in my time" -sean 2019

[@coralxanpu]

Wait wot

[@blobfishking941]

I saw this as it was said 😂😂

[@simonebarnes770]

"boys, girls, man, women, child, priest, or prostitute" ~Jacksepticeye 2019

[@wishdankpods]

@jiggy111 man same

[@Kerosene.]

Sandra:omg I got the ball Jack: *target located*

[@hayanoob6392]

*enemy spotted*

[@deadboar7352]

*Locked on target*

[@oneshotgamer8070]

Aim bot enichiate

[@jeshuaarzuaga4790]

Demonz eyez your comment has 69 likes nice

[@isaiahroberts7787]

Target Assassinated

[@ishakhurana1543]

Other schools: Raises humans Ireland schools: Raises bone breaking gladiators

[@joshvanderbij4891]

That's good...

[@benmurray9803]

Us in Irish schools are tough out

[@timothyplays5787]

U know what true

[@dapper-ant2634]

apperently my school is in ireland

[@wubbalubbadubdub4991]

Strait Vikings 😂😭😂😭

[@aquamann9159]

Regular people: I'm gonna tell I like her Jack: I'm about to end this woman's whole career

[@Caulki]

Nah he ended the women’s whole ankle

[@SubsWithVids-ss3ez]

“I didn’t know how to express it to her” So I broke her ankle

[@loljeff6168]

That’s jack

[@katsukibakugou4095]

Lol Jeff what is jack real name

[@loljeff6168]

Katsuki Bakugou sean

[@pma7529]

Jack real name is sean

[@BubblePopShay]

*”I’ve tackled many women in my life”* - Jacksepticeye 2019

[@starplatinum692]

Eevee Umbreon123 ITS 2020

[@BubblePopShay]

Your loading screen Error not when I posted the message

[@polarityx3249]

**Jack breaks Sandra’s ankle** *”Well now she can’t get away!”*

[@stefanandrejevic2570]

*_D_*

[@yoakdaddy8873]

F

[@starshotstream]

Sow how did you guys meet? "Oh he broke my ankle"

[@stefanandrejevic2570]

@@yoakdaddy8873 *_Z_*

[@stefanandrejevic2570]

@@starshotstream success

[@alison7989]

Good Gosh, Jack you took the whole "Having a crush" too literally

[@caps4thecup60]

jack: breaking my crushes ankle in school Mr beast: breaking my crushes ankle and surprising her with a new one

[@DRKAesthetics_]

That’s mrbeast for ya

[@mlgiyel3021]

MrBeast: Write that down! Write that down!

[@raegilmore859]

caps4 thecup me watching both at the same time oop

[@eliaskampoory620]

I'm died👏👏

[@assassinbro9956]

For all your daily dose of mEmEs

[@jelissapitts4000]

My mum: "when boys hit you or tease you, it means they LIKE you." Me: "Oh ok." ______A Day Later________ Me at the hospital with a broken ankle: "Hey you were right."

[@skylovermc2146]

Oh no!

[@hyper_g9720]

Lemme guess Are you irish?

[@Dallas-lj6nu]

Wait your her?? I’m confused

[@very_many_days9710]

@@Dallas-lj6nu no it’s not really her, It’s a joke

[@qwertyart3285]

@@very_many_days9710 thats the joked

[@gyro2053]

title: i broke my crush’s ankle in school thumbnail: jacksepticeye smiling

[@hilariouswolf9759]

lol

[@MazenTQ]

😂

[@sophierr967]

He looks proud of himself

[@kerpty1534]

Lol

[@toplineproductions4193]

So its a good thing right lol

[@fenfitz]

Everyone:”oMg Is ShE lOoKiNg At Me. I tHiNk ShE lIkEs Me” Jack: ah so you have chosen death

[@Tom-uc5pf]

"I'm not small and scrawny. Imma... tackle this girl."

[@ilicktoeslol]

kinda like sangwoo

[@masterovas9546]

Jack breaks Sandra's ankle Stands up all badass like Brushes off his shoulders And goes "Ha got em"

[@evangoldstone6303]

Thanks for repeating the video

[@masterovas9546]

@@evangoldstone6303 no problem

[@nohsekavich]

Sandra: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@lazyreposter]

epic victory Royale 😔

[@masterovas9546]

@@nohsekavich XD

[@jongenix1631]

Me: can't even breathe near other girls Sean: fricking tackles his crush

[@samuelneuner8684]

Pussy.

[@orangegrapesoda5224]

Just a normal day in the day relatable

[@heatherbradley6616]

He tackled his chances too lol

[@heatherbradley6616]

@@samuelneuner8684 lololol it's literally fucking every teenager buddy stfu

[@b4tt3ryac1d7]

Lowkey S A M E

[@lucie_isbored8639]

Everyone who reads killing stalking they will think jacks sangwoo and his crush is yoombum

[@potatoes1755]

'' I've tackled many women in my time '' Jacksepticeye - 2019

[@Dominos0123]

20- 2019 TF YEAR YOU IN

[@dimiguna2744]

A better year....also, Shaun made this vid a yr ago lmao 😂

[@avachiaruttini4713]

*wiggle, wiggle, wink, wonk*

[@coltontenty4628]

@@Dominos0123 The video was made is 2019

[@finnnichols7805]

@@Dominos0123 lol, your a little bit dumb

[@MontyBoopers]

"Breaking ankles is like baking bread" - jacksepticeye 2019

[@jameslongnecker6909]

Jacksepticeye Quotes 2019

[@unknowngamer1938]

You are really funny lol rip her ankle

[@psmsmm9934]

best quote of 2019

[@spymorp6024]

Pancakes Pancakes cute profile picture :)

[@MontyBoopers]

@@spymorp6024 thanks i drew it myself ! :D

[@trinidad2.038]

before i was CHADsepticeye, i was a sweet lil virgin boy. *crisp laugh*

[@RetroMonkeyBizzz]

dsıɹɔ

[@hiddio]

*crunch laugh*

[@TheCrimsonCake]

C R U N C H

[@lucapalmero6923]

Out of the 331 liked I am the 4 th commenter

[@ineedapplejuice]

“Thanos wasn’t my principal”

[@djangeles955]

Lol

[@arandomperson6596]

Lol

[@mithruikka]

moral of the story: breaking people's ankles is key to a romantic relationship 👍

[@_A_C_16]

Lol when I read your comment I laughed so hard

[@annabelledewar5856]

I’m gonna try that jk

[@mithruikka]

Bobby english ok? I guess good to know?

[@rhr2250]

Come here,guys. Not only I'll break your ankle, also ill let you rest in peace 😂😂😂

[@spidey978]

Bro same I laughed so hard when I read this

[@thelichk1ng641]

Jack:*breaks legs* Sandra:I love you

[@DemonicR4men]

XD

[@farhadnoori3482]

Lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@misshedgie1534]

Me: *Has a crush* The universe: "break their ankle it's your destiny"

[@moisesperez9326]

Me: Has a crush The universe:"give them a concussion"

[@JJWilsonVlogs]

"Imma tackle this girl" -Jacksepticeye 2019

[@cookedcooking7797]

The two ways Jack shows affection, yelling till there ears bleed and brute force

[@breadlocks7686]

🤣🤣🤣

[@samuelslana896]

Sounds like a heathy relationship

[@nisseproductions7052]

What we think: Crush What jack thinks: Crush *her*

[@acewildcard1243]

How romantic 😂

[@maxm32]

Jefo who? All the hookup lines I know is: *Target acquired. Permission to kill? Granted*

[@magdalenazabaryla8734]

Crush her ankle!

[@magdalenazabaryla8734]

Jokingly :)

[@hellscrtions]

Lol

[@Fahmi4869]

"Breaking her ankle was fate, and it brought us together" - Jacksepticeye 2019 Me: "And then you got another girlfriend".

[@fe4rlisha369]

Jack: Breaking my crush’s ankle brought us closer All the 12 year olds in school the next day: YEEET

[@cubii1229]

Oh my god this is one underrated comment

[@fe4rlisha369]

Cubii tysm 💜💜💜

[@shea-lynfriesen7808]

Yeah this is great xD

[@QueenBoi]

Oh no im not gonna play that game

[@tossthekj3839]

Hey.... im not gonna lie i kinda broke my crush arm.... uhhh STORY TIME!!!!

[@crableg8339]

“I like this girl, how can i tell her though?” The next day: *CRONCH* “Yep, that should work.”

[@ayeman5784]

Lol

[@xrhayesx]

Lol

[@awesomezombi1026]

Lol

[@Pearmesan]

Lol

[@Michael10238]

Lol

[@demasa5877]

normal jack:"i have a crush on her" gaelic jack:"i have to crush her"

[@SCRFRANKLIN5]

ProfArt bbbddd 😂

[@jnc9764]

This made my day

[@William1102-k1o]

Ok now that was funny

[@itsvizor171]

That was genius I’m still laughing five minutes later😂

[@natalieg4048]

Oof, hell yes!

[@oobernoober7617]

Nobody: Jack: *WANNA HEAR HOW I DESTROYED THE ANKLE OF THE GIRL I LIKED*

[@jesshill4279]

Small baby boy Jack took the word "crush" to a whole new level

[@dookieplanet2026]

Jess Hill omg lol this should have way more likes

[@corewater8592]

Well crush in a literal way

[@L3vi_CT]

@@dookieplanet2026 no it's a stupid joke

[@L3vi_CT]

just kidding

[@brettpearson8655]

I just imagine jack running full force at s girl sceaming "LOVE ME" as he leaps at her.

[@dawnsanada2489]

LOL oml This got an actual snort laugh outta me when I read it. Thumbs up to this comment and mental image.

[@rileymurphy5396]

BE MY FRIEND!

[@kjstompie5059]

Man you become a comedian

[@yami_leke]

Riley Murphy Betty in Skate 3 be like

[@mercury4786]

I love how Sean calls himself captain crunch at one point

[@Empyreal_Dragon]

"I've tackled many women in my time." - Jacksepticeye 2019

[@homietanny6492]

Wat A DAWG

[@crazycow3806]

Same lad

[@tianskullerud385]

Top tackler in women's american football

[@lillytoy3798]

Hhhhiiiiiiiissssssssss

[@qwertaz2531]

XDDDDDDD

[@Starchilddancer14]

Sean: "The way to express romance is NOT through violence, kids" Sean: *breaks girl's ankle* Sean: "...And then she became my girlfriend and we kissed."

[@TwelveNotes87]

lol I guess she figured what more could go wrong after that.

[@leahbkeek6366]

The way I expressed my love is *Pure Violence*

[@MadVillian05]

Then if I did that I love everything and everyone

[@LethalMonarch]

Jack: hey I love you *just fucking breaks her kneecaps*

[@cartet4729]

A true Gentleman.

[@MadVillian05]

@@cartet4729 why so true

[@Okim6934]

Welcome to how to get a girlfriend/boyfriend First: intreduce your self Second: become fiends with your crush Third: play games with her Fourth: break her/his ankle Fifth: never apologize 20 years later Séan: it didn’t work

[@jay-xl1vd]

Sean- *murders Sandra* Sandra- *half dead on the ground* Sean- HA got em’ Sandra- *passed out ded* Everyone- *helping Sandra* Sean- oh wa-

[@RenderingUser]

sandra - HaLf A hEaRt

[@daddyp2274]

Gf: how would you ask me out Me: I would be your friend and slowly warm up to the question Gf: what about you Jack: I would break her ankle

[@sweetdulce364]

LMAO 😂😆😁

[@destruckriverivera5227]

HA

[@jessecardoza8607]

Lmao 😂

[@dirtblock6130]

“Now I’ve tackled many women in my time” - Jacksepticeye 2019

[@StuddyStud]

He tackles them literally and on the bed.

[@the_gang3954]

@@StuddyStud tf

[@Babyfloppyreacts]

Ahem

[@alexschimke5426]

I couldn't tell what type of tackling he meant either

[@Enderman5487]

Jack's now is going to say he kicked a pregnant woman

[@SonOfYoutubers]

Jack's logic "Violence will captivate the heart of a girl"

[@r.l.e.9082]

Moral of the story is: Don't break hearts. BREAK ANKLES

[@Myartsandcraftsproject]

This made me giggle

[@Ari-xy9ip]

BREAK THEIR GLANKLES

[@dr.arradia9026]

TAKE COVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

[@antonabboud4564]

This made me giggle to lolol

[@alisevanzetta3426]

Let me see them ankles!!!!

[@RoosterG-ot4xz]

Felix told me to go for the knees, but now I'm thinking I should go for the ankles

[@zathalex7358]

weird i read this in Jack's voice

[@Charcoalinfurnace]

same

[@Echo_Underscore]

Same

[@mamadoukone7612]

Felix:i broke my butt Jack:hold my ankles

[@rachelhoughton3785]

koolaid dranks I broke my butt

[@bbumblingbbacon]

sean looks way too happy on the thumbnail at the idea of breaking his crush's ankle

[@DimiYei]

I knew I was doing something wrong! I always go for the knees not their ankles.

[@CrystalFallsIdk]

Moral of the story: If you break your crushes ankle, it might still work out

[@emlynselene1096]

Good moral

[@kenzierichardson7433]

jack : I'm a pacifist crush : walking in on crouches jack : sorry about your leg

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

captain crunch

[@unlimitedgaming8413]

Crutches**

[@Captain-Axeman]

Just imagine if the girl he had a crush on ever saw this video lol.

[@nawwarallabad9980]

Sandra: Gets the ball Jack: Am about to end this girl's whole career

[@Llamaa-m7z]

His name is sean not jack

[@GIVEMETHEFORMUOLII]

I'm *

[@Mr.FartyMcFly]

@@GIVEMETHEFORMUOLII I don't think you know what your doing this man action house is an intellectual

[@evvylovesuu]

Action House 12 year old career?

[@DMFM71]

@@Llamaa-m7z so?

[@magix8009]

"The way I expressed my interest in girls in my class was pure violence" Jack: * walks into the class * Girl: Hi! Jack: * punches her in the face * Jack: Love ya

[@shewantsjohan]

The Fuck?

[@disastercauser5134]

90th liker to this comment

[@Estarya]

He used to say punch that like button after all

[@adelebalyte6880]

*"Like a boss"*

[@Grain_side_carving]

no jack thats not a like button

[@cribbbles]

Sean: *breaks crush's ankle* Felix: *breaks own legs*

[@maggie_magpie4240]

Also Felix: breaks ass and dick

[@thiccswiss]

Felix doesn't have legs. STOP SPREADING LIES

[@superspy9831]

@@thiccswiss true

[@MrLadykiller]

Also Felix : *Breaks Ass*

[@ratsatouile]

@@maggie_magpie4240 It was his balls not his dick.

[@ethan8580]

5:37 Sounds like more of a war story than a game of football if you ask me

[@gardeninghoe3850]

Girl my foots stuck Jack ITS CRUNCH TIME

[@allenbrooks22]

Bisch, the door

[@zaddyarmand5874]

Jack: I have tackled many women in my time *FBI OPEN UP*

[@daronpopin9881]

I can't Tackle girls lol

[@libertia]

sean*

[@nino1397]

@@libertia People can call him Jack cause even his mom called him by that,and it is his nickname.

[@libertia]

@@nino1397 so we both scroll through comments :)

[@nino1397]

@@libertia 😂

[@heartgappedteeth]

Petition for jack to show us what he looked like when he was a young lad ⬇️

[@dragonias6725]

I saw a pic of him when he was like 6 or 7 on Google

[@_dabbe9676]

Dragonias creep

[@sataxic7465]

He already showed young jack pics wayyyyy earlier on the channel and on his Instagram. Just go look it up

[@DJMCIL]

@@_dabbe9676 you've probably had reddit for like 3 weeks

[@Kadeo-ms6qw]

David-James Mcilreavy I’ll have you know I’ve had it 21 days, now good day to you sir

[@nathankotchasak7253]

Remember kids, you gotta separate their ankle from their femur in order for you to get closer to your crush. Their ankle is to close and is stealing your spotlight!

[@lo6243]

*I’ve tackled many women* - Jacksepticeye 2019

[@progamerman27]

*The Gaelic warrior Viking slayer women tackler*

[@dutchy4018]

I am fore sure that the way cose I never tried end I don't have much luck with girl so this must be the only way

[@TDFGAMER47]

As soon as I heard that I thought about the vine where a guy was holding a fish and another guy tackled into the water

[@Derek-dq4ud]

Ferry Stroet maybe it’s your spelling and your grammar...

[@mysticpicabrox9924]

Jack's son: dad, I really like this girl and I don't know what to do Jack: *break her ankle*

[@kirstypass1162]

🤣🤣yes it’s will be a family tradition every son in the septic family has to break ankles. 🤣🤣🤣

[@treci-dieci9303]

@@softcheese sup bro

[@3LEKTRO]

Your pfp is perfect for this lol

[@hotelvalsinestra6380]

and becsuper sad

[@mysticpicabrox9924]

@Ava G Varrette be quite dish washer

[@Zer0Studioz]

Jack: I have a crush on this girl Also Jack: *literally crushes said girl*

[@TheSoundwaveFeeling]

That's why it's called a *crush* xD

[@tfa_legendsandheros9317]

Lol

[@nadalvannunen9729]

Hahaha lol🤣

[@cindawi_2457]

Zer0 Studioz lmfao

[@imnotherebro-6882]

Normal people: *expresses attraction through words* Sean: *expresses attraction through violence* Tsunderes: I FOUND MY CALLING

[@hatnanjo]

Jack: **I usually express my love through violence** Jacks girlfriend: **nervous sweating**

[@petargacic4299]

Jackdomesticviolenceeye

[@ItB3L1keDat]

kinky

[@abirmawi2808]

@@petargacic4299 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

[@Chunk7PeanutButter]

RUN GABBY RUN!!!!!!

[@marywood3144]

NotA HQRipper 😂😂😂👌🏼

[@Carzey]

Crush gets crushed.

[@helmarinse4258]

good one

[@JamalElnabrees]

Lmao

[@eemeli7093]

Oh no

[@ishal4159]

Im ur 100th like! 😄

[@easymoneymethod]

I am 101 like

[@heyyou_3493]

"I relied on my speed. I'll be so fast, like the wind" And this is how "Speed is key!!" is born.

[@erickong6123]

Heyyou_ lmao

[@bonniestevenson2221]

I was thinking that!!🤣👌

[@guacamolechicken3754]

The birth of a legend

[@thatsenseijosh4035]

It all makes sense now

[@JK-vq5me]

Heyyou_ never failed him before, oop...

[@teasaamez]

Jacksepticeye should be a basketball player for how good he is at breaking ankles

[@JesseFine]

Sandra- gets ball Why do I hear boss music

[@Nighthalo-ix4vb]

bro every time im in a jacksepticeye vid i see u like all the time

[@MrDerpinati]

YAY TERRARIA

[@TheVikingWolf12]

1:43 "I was a young cute baby boy," Was? Dude you still are freaking cute. Like a month old husky puppy dog.

[@badenman1]

He needs to stop being a lUmBeR-jAcK

[@thebluebookworm3383]

I can't tell if this is the bear side of KZbin or not.

[@notelggiW]

He's not CUTE cute though

[@stealthyprism1845]

Mom: “so what did you learn today?” Me: “I learned that the way to show my love is to break their bones” mom: “oh...”

[@kaylee669]

Starts running towards their mom

[@DTSomething]

My siblings: what are you doing Me running at them: THIS IS SPARTA

[@drsamuelhayden2887]

Me hitting my brother

[@drsamuelhayden2887]

Then he grabs a chair me:OH SHIT NO DONT

[@meixlx752]

*sangwoo noises*