I Built A Surgery Robot

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[@menti9980]

This is the man who did Kim Jong Un's botched surgery

[@prasetyofajar2535]

Lol

[@corsai.r]

Menti bruh

[@danieldudular2146]

"I Built a Machine that DESTROYS WORLD LEADERS"

[@dirkstrider8783]

Botched? No it went exactly as lord Michael intended

[@Colinnn.]

He was murdered by the South Korean government. That man sadly programmed the robot wrong.

[@spyaj101]

So this is the guy who did Kim Jong Un's surgery

[@2013faiasl]

Not yet

[@_ankyl0saurus660]

LMAOOOO

[@genralgreevus7521]

Lol

[@seanspringer4494]

Œ

[@silberheld]

Stabbed multiple times, blood everywhere but hey It was a learning experience

[@paulvictor7489]

You know Lilly has been with Michael long enough when she walks into a room, see's a robot and runs. That's what we call, experience learning.

[@bbrainstormer2036]

To be fair, if I entered a room and saw that robot, I would run

[@matthewkeating9058]

Poki: “Oh, I’m so sorry!” Michael, covered in blood: “What? No, it’s okay, it’s fine, this is a learning experience!”

[@rocher911]

☠

[@theniapon1839]

Kim Jong-Un’s surgeon minutes before the surgery:

[@gran4404]

Jesus Christ lmao

[@hsmacaraig]

HAHAHAHAH

[@theofficial5535]

@@notfullmoonflex Thank you grandfather

[@thegreenoutpodcast6527]

North Korea: "Our great leader is healthy and in good hands" Kim Jong-un's surgeon:

[@Alucard_vampz]

ok i think this is the best comment ive seen XD

[@isaamthalhath4359]

thats what happens when you give limited education in your country

[@jonty4332]

7:35 , 7:48

[@regentlouis3678]

I am proud to be the 1000th like.

[@jakeplayzofficial3066]

7:35 close your eyes, thats what the surgeon was like

[@plebcraft2470]

It’s funny that the surgery machine just stabs people

[@placeholderdoe]

It does work, the machine summons a whole crew of medical professionals that give you a ride to the hospital

[@saccorhytus]

@@placeholderdoe это гений

[@alphenhousplaysgames4565]

that's what surgery is. falling in style. stabbing with grace.

[@plebcraft2470]

@@alphenhousplaysgames4565 fr

[@Nolii_Cannolii]

Astute observation

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

Normal people: **keeps their knives either in a holder or magnetised to a plate.** Michael: **keeps his knives unsorted in a drawer amongst his BAKING UTENSILS??**

[@disgustingrat4839]

thats normal i have one of those things to hold the knives but they are just as useless as a hook to carry a spatula you leafucker

[@bigatman]

It’s like some legitimate cartoon show knife spot 😂 *cartoon character freaks out* *wildly grabs butcher knife from drawer for some reason*

[@TerribleVA]

Yeah who does that?... Heh...

[@derpizzadieb]

Suddenly i feel like Germany has just a very few normal people... ... and a lot more Michaels

[@sanicthehedgehog6896]

I have a knife drawer I have like 40 knives tho

[@bilalbokhari7612]

So this is how they did Kim Jong Un’s heart surgery

[@dani_0602]

Yo what’s the scoop

[@Damfinsaowefinawe]

Bilal Bokhari I wish

[@louisgrant3170]

Bilal Bokhari but did you know they did surgery on a grape

[@computethis1533]

Bilal Bokhari ikr

[@contentman6999]

RIP TO THE SUPREME MINISTER I AM SHAKING AND CRYING

[@VGL_Bobcat]

This really be how Kim Jong Un got his heart surgery

[@NekoPria]

Little sister hired the best surgeon money could buy

[@charlessenpai9857]

@@NekoPria i cannot disagree

[@lukasraynor]

No this is what's going to save him

[@haqemakmal2078]

Agreed

[@The_Ottoman_Lobster]

Lol

[@NiikoKnacko]

that grin on michael's face when he was showing lily was PRICELESS

[@HanonSilverleaf]

I have never felt a fear for knives before, even more so since I work in a busy kitchen. But Pokimane, Pokimane has given me that fear.

[@seenaiqbal9841]

Alternate title: *The last thing Kim Jong Un saw on the operating table*

[@Sky-dy4vn]

"A forging dictator invested in some new technology. This is how his heart shut down"

[@oliveryvlinglind6729]

That would be right up Michaels alley🤣

[@briannairb793]

well looks like Kim is gonna drone strike yet another person

[@brhh]

Let him have fun with his missiles we have motion tracked murder machines

[@abraxis7292]

@@briannairb793 not when he's a veggie

[@LahsenOualyad]

He didn't say "Don't try this at home", because no one can

[@FalloutHelper]

Is that a challenge

[@flarp_]

420th like lol

[@Best_Ape]

Are you challenging me

[@FalloutHelper]

@@Best_Ape copy

[@laggyfilms4768]

@@FalloutHelper proceeds to copy the word *copy*

[@lonely-echo]

I’m no expert, but I think that your surgery robot is really only capable of a lobotomy

[@snorly1584]

As someone who has seen the da Vinci with my own 2 eyes and repair that companies devices, I can say that thing is way ahead of its time, but Micheal doing this solo is mind breaking. Props

[@PinkSparklyGamer]

Asian parents: Become a doctor Michael reeves:

[@daniellemon9412]

PinkSparklyGamer doctor maker

[@lesbianpancake489]

say no more fam

[@me0101001000]

Don't want to be doctor? That's okay, you can be engineer -my parents

[@lars2871]

Racism

[@mightypurplelicious3209]

Super shohan 64 yesism

[@remii4d495]

I’m glad they released Kim Jong-un’s surgery video to the public

[@Fartless69420]

Wilmer Ramirez you stupid😂

[@Proger-sj8cj]

*Incoming shitty ICBMs*

[@ianarmstrong2522]

Lol

[@diegoavila4379]

Only 9 minutes in 1k likes

[@rmain9779]

Bruh

[@Nerdtendo6366]

I love how everyone’s instant reaction to even the littlest of things Michael does is to scream

[@pugs8mmybrain854]

Bruh I’ve taken coding for the last three years in high school, and my parents found this and forbid me from taking one my senior year… Jokes on them, their life support is gonna run on code, so at this point it’s a waiting game

[@EstebanGilChillington]

Bro really playing the long game to in crease his kill streak💀💀💀💀💀

[@pugs8mmybrain854]

@@EstebanGilChillington one step at a time my friend, one step at a time...

[@EstebanGilChillington]

@@pugs8mmybrain854 i do have some tips in case you do not want to get caught 1. You couñd probably do it wireless in order to not be physically there in the hospital 2. Build a robot that does it for you and immediately explodes when its mission is done

[@dad49998]

*their

[@dylandinino1295]

That actually horrible. I think that's gotta be one of the dumbest reasons possible.

[@khalidgamal4481]

Michael is the result of mixing Tony stark and the joker

[@3verstorm]

KHALOODYXR8 wrong. He’s a singular version of the hacksmith on crack combined with Elon musk’s drunk ideas

[@catzilla2486]

sure is

[@notapplicable171]

Because like Michael said he is the elon musk of bad ideas

[@logan8684]

Yes agreed

[@mykneesarebees7242]

IF YOU JUST SMILE

[@michigan2974]

But the real question is “can it remove shitty tomatoes from my salad?”

[@NomadxElliot]

With surgical precision 👌

[@jpase]

Are you dumb? It's clearly supposed to pick shitty tomatoes out of the patient, in case they ate the salad without picking tomatoes off and are sent to the hospital!

[@robledo09]

@@jpase Actually he's not dumb. His comment was a reference to a previous video done where he made a robot that removes tomatoes out of his salad. So the question was pretty Damn funny.

[@griffin1304]

@@robledo09 did you not read the rest of the comment it was sarcasm.

[@jeremycastro8223]

Fuck, you beat me too it, I just wrote the same thing

[@qyasar8046]

I think the reason this is a favourite for a lot of people is because its different. It looks actually polished and well made instead of being exposed wires and tidpod containers. There are no old overused jokes like tasers to be seen. This was looked like a new era of micheal reeves insanity

[@JaxJags143]

I like how at 10:17 he drops the “Insane scientist” act and quickly says “No, it’s fine, it’s fine.”

[@TheHugav]

Finally, Kim Jong Un's surgeon has entered the arena

[@philipslone3059]

Someone beat you to it

[@flidict-8490]

HolyHellFire67 are u happy now?

[@argaming3887]

That is too good to be true xD

[@LordOfTheJizz]

and they're both chinese

[@ezaf5989]

Acne scar Reeves

[@mediocreandworse59]

I think Michael's parents are the only parents who are glad that their child isn't a doctor

[@svrespect]

Maybe more that he didn't hurt himself while making this xD, weeeeeell atleast I hope so.

[@Moved936]

Son as you know we come from a long line of doctors but your machines are horrifying and I don’t think I or anyone with trust you with there life

[@kinoe6494]

LOL

[@milkman4297]

EGGS

[@janpul1590]

Why are you no doctor like your brother

[@UsernameTakenPleaseTryOthers]

9:55 “the closer you’re to it the further it goes from you” bro is talking my social life 💀

[@trev.7598]

Him putting his hands in the area where the knife can easily cut him while poki is confused by how it works was actually insanely dangerous

[@relgames6080]

This whole channel is just an excuse for Michael to steal people's kidneys.

[@trulyinfamous]

He's playing rimworld with the real world.

[@Cruzer108]

How else does he get his funding?

[@k0248]

Ah yes perfect for the black market

[@BiddleYT]

Lol

[@original.1263]

Fax

[@lfakerson7703]

This is insane, he literally got us to believe he was making a shitty joke but then actually made a crazy good robot.

[@nalyddoow9295]

MmmMMMMMMMMMMmm

[@Dra3oon]

ah yes. crazy good robot. it fucking destroys anything in its way including the operator.

[@ygfrds_083]

@@Dra3oon that's the definition of a crazy good robot

[@drizzydog4237]

If we take out the part of destruction, it's a pretty good robot.😂

[@eduardomejia2119]

Isn't this just a claw where you "win" a toy?

[@hedonistredd4592]

When the surgery robot starts zooming and playing Cowboy Bebop music, you know this is going to be a good one.

[@leshommesdupilly]

One time, I play for a bit with a real Davinci Robot. It was pretty cool ! Yes, the flex is necessary.

[@gemeraldjuice7196]

it’s a miracle that all of his fingers are still intact

[@LeoDaLion778]

It's a miracle all his relationships are intact

[@flamo2666]

Leo Billman bold of you to assume they are

[@AllExistence]

@@LeoDaLion778 what relationship

[@tazppn5575]

@@LeoDaLion778 wwhat does this mean

[@applenut_official8238]

mesothelioma

[@kosviik9584]

Kim Jong-Un: Surgery accident Michael Reeves: Revolutionary surgery robot Coincidence? Yea, probably. But go with the joke please.

[@mattovoTV]

This is an underrated comment

[@vic3041]

dude........ now this right here is a theory

[@Qweffy]

Rip Kim Jong-un

[@pokemonhoffman374]

Johnnycheesepuff he’s not dead

[@mysticalbtch]

Lmao yeeess!! 🤣

[@SafariPlum]

I just discovered you exist via a video with DoctorMike, so I searched for this video, OMG I need a few moments to get my breath back. I haven't laughed so hard in years. I think I've have busted my ribs again, they were just healing from the last fracture. Subscribing to your channel will probably kill me. I have osteogenesis imperfecta, I'll tell you every time you break something on my body.

[@AmbientsonarVA]

Bro literally built a fully automated torture device.. And it’s *beautiful*

[@wtf4781]

*Kim Jong Un preparing for heart surgery* Michael: hey there, I'm your surgeon for today!

[@NotPassive-356]

YES

[@slyryan5550]

its like the mr bean movie but better

[@Tropical_Panda]

THIS IS SO ACCURATELY TIMED

[@Pawlakov1]

well that explains a lot

[@luiscarlospablo6010]

Hahahhahaha

[@JoeMama-cn6ms]

Keep in mind, we didn't ask him to do this. At this point, he lost his shit during quarantine and his roommates are his test subjects.

[@bking2181]

Hostages*

[@whocares8576]

I thought they were all test subject

[@kantongkresek1512]

Like can you imagine, few months ago he just made a screaming roomba, tazer tag games, fishing rod with lawnmower. Now he made a pile driver disguised as a surgical device

[@Makitru]

Pokimane, Lilypichu, Fedmyster, Scarra, and Yvonne Disguisedtoast too, if he wasn’t self quarantining at a friends place

[@REKONZE41]

9:46 you can tell poki was genuinely scared af

[@Sena121]

i mean a giant robot arm with the biggest kitchen knife of the house was suddenly moving, i would have shit my pants xD

[@colbyc596]

Strap a gawk gawk 3000 to the end of that and you're set.

[@genematthewjuanico9532]

In North Korea: "Don't worry dear dictator, today we've hired the best of surgeons to perform your heart operation" *The Surgeon:* Edit: HOLY SHIT THIS BLEW UP, Thanks a lot guys!.

[@lexeena]

Lmfao

[@gabe2186]

Lmao

[@MrCarrotOfficial]

Lao

[@bozsi9504]

Lmfao

[@xplore7359]

Nailed it!

[@brunoterrosa7465]

I think this is the most dangerous robot you've ever built. To this date.

[@LeyvatenLoop]

He did build a sistem to control a car with your brain tho... This machine can ONLY kill someone who is in it, the car can kill anyone :D

[@iamnotglenn]

The tomato stabber though. This one requires manual input.

[@brandonsoto655]

Bruno Terrosa you obviously haven’t seen... the chair

[@Kirukle1]

Yet...

[@Rowanmorganno1fan]

Bruno Terrosa he’s gonna build a tnt cannon in real life or some shit and terrorise the world

[@MDAdams72668]

to be this talented at robotics and this funny must be extremely rare

[@trainfamly1311]

The way he scares Lily is hilarious.

[@turker149]

Michael only has a girlfriend so he can legally steal her stuff to deconstruct it for a machine e.g. chair, bed spare taser

[@Alex-hc3jv]

Yes.

[@p1nguinaves]

That’s really funny

[@interviewer3597]

Yes

[@katie3032]

And use her music lol

[@shanagao8129]

lily also only have a boyfriend so she can legally steal his bed and air conditioning

[@joshfrank812]

What Kim jong um heard right before he went under. “Hi, I’m Michael Reeves, and I’m going to be your surgeon today”

[@PointlessDrummer]

the funny thing is that he started building the thing way before kim yong un was in the news. He predicted that shit

[@alexmudde2899]

😂😂😂

[@joshuataylor7978]

@@PointlessDrummer Let's be real, he for sure caused it

[@atoaster6715]

"I don't even know what surgery is supposed to be"

[@attomic5319]

kim dead guys laugh

[@bb-boys4147]

This was genuinely funny. Especially at the end and when he was testing it with the 10 pound thing.

[@durpatoot]

7:34 went from ad for hospitals to joker as a surgeon

[@Flecktarn2296]

It’s the tomato spike but for people

[@philipnatividad6610]

@@nooneimportant4278 b i g m e t a l p i s t o n k n i f e*

[@Doom-creator]

YES big metal human spike

[@kunai5760]

B I G M E T A L T O M A T O P E R S O N K N I F E

[@aidenlamarche1221]

It’s like the USA every time they want oil use overwhelming force

[@notaveragecr6041]

BIG METAL PISTON SPIKE!!!!!

[@Nath-P]

“Seems a little dangerous” “Ok, I appreciate the feedback. You’re wrong” And THAT’S how you respond to constructive criticism.

[@TOWEOatmeal]

"ｗｒｏｏｏｏｎｇ"

[@papulover420]

What the *heck* ? I made a comment about that a week ago and nobody likes it or commented on it :(

[@Nouserfound-_]

@@papulover420 ANY SWEARING ON THIS CHRISTIAN COMMENT SECTION WILL CAUSE THE 911 ALL OVER AGAIN

[@papulover420]

*f r i c c*

[@goosemilkgod]

Nath P fun face I’m the 666th like

[@chandlerhorton7286]

when the girl at the end of the video was “trying to retract the knife out of the head” i uh… started mimicking her motions screaming “UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN.. ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN”

[@BrotherofHavok]

"just plug the hole with the knife" had me laughing so hard i was dying harder than the plastic patient! +1

[@RR-dq1bi]

"Is the system FDA approved?" *B-roll of smiling medical professionals*

[@thunderdrae7749]

Isn't that just medical ads in general?

[@nutty-copes97]

8:42 fucking great 😂

[@doctorowl9292]

are you sure they weren't serial killers

[@the_cursed_7775]

All jokes to the side,he made a giant ass murder tool,so he can threaten his hostages

[@elderduran7075]

He calls them "roomates"

[@QuicksolutionsOnline]

His hostages will not be threatened, but accidentally murdered.

[@killkris]

N O Who said it'd be accidental

[@confusedcobbler5473]

All he needs is to add a taser

[@mariusznowak1358]

i mean no fingerpriiiiiiiiiiiiints

[@nNeonAbySs]

watching this gave me permanent anxiety. thanks

[@CSOFFICIAL123]

I love how pineapple fell 8:00

[@Hmm.........................]

DaVinci Robot: "They did surgery on a grape" Michael: "They did surgery on my will to live"

[@halolord9993]

He had a will to live?!?!

[@eddieedvinsson1110]

Nah

[@archieaddis6893]

I live on cocaine

[@HellsWaffle]

It was unsuccessful

[@Twoshimion]

Halo Lord 999 he did but the surgery turned out like Kim jug uns surgery

[@curaii9684]

If you're not on FBI's watchlist then someones not doing their job

[@kozu6470]

its 69 i really wanna like it thoo

[@FandangoJepZ]

I work in the FBI anti-terrorism unit. We’ve already talked to Michael and assessed him. He is not a threat to society. The only person he is a threat to is himself

[@deletedchannel1216]

@@FandangoJepZ LMAO

[@SUDKLX]

@@FandangoJepZ LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@alejandroborque3126]

@@FandangoJepZ what did we tell you about giving out classified information?

[@philip790]

Surgical resident here. I absolutely need this in my life. This machine has such precise movements, and most definitely would not kill the patient. Excellent work as usual Michael Reeves.

[@jenniferkim490]

“We are going to make a small incision above the ear” (Proceeds to brutally puncture the dummy’s head and kill him instantly”

[@Victorjohnson3]

Doctors: spend years to learn the proper way to do surgery Michael: ✋ ✋

[@rusland9]

Do the woah

[@imanoddapple7619]

I spent so much time trying to figure out what this meant but it was worth it

[@excel608]

Ur 1 hour and 610 likes, i 10 hours 1 like

[@thatotherguy9917]

Clayritz Excellino mine says 5 years ago, five YEARS

[@jodge3268]

rusland9 like ya name

[@cloutan2746]

The words "Surgery" and "Michael Reeves" don't work together.

[@NPC4t]

No the words "Successful surgery" and "Michael Reeves" don't work together

[@John-qb8wh]

nothing works together with reeves, he's the elon musk of bad ideas remember?

[@Critex_]

Just like cheap health care and America

[@ethanthom4977]

Anthony Lee Chen nice profile pic 🇷🇸

[@jefree4956]

@@John-qb8wh well i think murder does work?

[@Asianboy422]

I wish he had a parts lists and documented what he did. I would love to go through it and make something similar ;-;

[@mohd.asaads.279]

Ya man that's what i wanted

[@Destroy3612]

i love how Michael just torments his roommates hahaha

[@unsubscribefromthischannel712]

The scale of these projects is getting worryingly large. He’s on the way to murder the robot army

[@jjperceval]

I mean he started a while ago with headhunter drones so...

[@redfox8584]

The robot uprising will be started by him, and only him.

[@cto4124]

Eao

[@sushrutgokhale3857]

just attach this to a bunch of drones and roombas and he has a small army

[@EyeconicLaura]

Bold of you to assume he isn’t the creator of the robot army

[@mika-tu6ld]

“I don’t even know what surgery this is supposed to be” Michael, I think that’s called a murder

[@forsemasterjedi]

it's called euthanasia.

[@juuhelikkas8848]

😂😂😭

[@apersonnamedaj2578]

Surgery is just a help kind of murder

[@milktea2364]

Brain deconstruction/ euthanasia

[@brhh]

A supervised medical murder

[@brandongoldfield1868]

Micheal is going to be a mad scientist one day, the next doc oc, and jlaservideo is going to have to defeat him

[@brandongoldfield1868]

Imagine being able to crack someone’s scull and comepletely demolish there brain by playing rock paper scissors

[@mtndew314]

it's called a "Surgery" robot cuz youtube doesn't like the word murder.

[@nithinduvvuru4007]

mtndew314 so true lmao

[@Jabin04]

I bet he can pick tomatoes out of his salad with this

[@knifernick1012]

Jabin04 It’s the same robot but with VR hand tracking

[@boristartakovski7708]

@@knifernick1012 Shhhhhhh.... They dont know that

[@greibert1447]

But like, why would you do that?

[@dintour7660]

The fabled return of the BIGASS METAL PISTON SPIKE

[@jackandyaron6186]

He can pick the tomatoes out of his face

[@jasmo3008]

Thank god there was a Carriage Utility Mechanisim

[@reazulbasher2980]

Poki's scream just speaks "NO"

[@cooldude-lc9ih]

The fact that he is legally allowed to have a knife is scary

[@Milkcake00]

Why does this guy have access to knives

[@pyramidteam9961]

Who said he had it legally

[@misnomer6345]

Legally?

[@jamjamartsy2317]

@@pyramidteam9961 your profile picture matches your comment lol

[@pyramidteam9961]

@@jamjamartsy2317 thank you i spent about 6 seconds in ms paint making this work of art i'm very proud of it

[@angelarias3395]

“Higher up controls the knife” “Oh okay” “So make a small incision” *Slams hand down full force”

[@harter5846]

More Like DETROIT SMASH !!!!!!!!!

[@malayman69]

*THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!*

[@jannikschmidt8511]

@@harter5846 More Los Angeles, or Rabat.

[@mr.ggames4351]

PLUS ULTRA!!!

[@cupidsfunds]

Angel0921 lololol

[@brandongoldfield1868]

Bro this is a torcher device, you can literally stab somebody like 15 times in the heart by playing rock paper scissors

[@sirjorm]

Lilipichu saying 'woah thats really cool!.... AAAH" is killing me

[@gwyndowsvista1494]

Michael: can’t go to Home Depot to get wood Also Michael: gets a girlfriend so he can dismantle her bed so he can build his robot

[@zb8939]

He only dated lily for her wood

[@julius9654]

'Modern problems require modern solutions'

[@Nanamowa]

Then he doesn't end up even using the wood.

[@thomasm9876]

Now she has no bed. How is Michael gonna solve THAT problem?

[@sergiolazaro9964]

I don't think that is the best form of breaking your gf bed

[@BoraxtheMighty]

Ngl. I was terrified the entire time he stuck his hand near the death machine while other people were using it. But then I remembered that the FDA didn't say anything bad about it :)

[@Monkey2001Crazy]

omg same, i got scared for a second there.

[@Ludamus]

Definitely not what I would call "best practices"

[@TheJimtanker]

If he cut himself using the Death Machine then he could just use his surgery machine to fix himself.

[@aidanmcburney418]

Surgery robot* 😂

[@steeltoothsaber1565]

Legit anxiety. I must be getting old because every time he waved his hands over the table I wanted to scream "CHILD what the fuck are you DOING turn it off first!!"

[@brandynbuckle5059]

He's like a mix of vsause,rick sanchez and harry potter Where has this guy been all my life

[@stillhim3075]

Putting his hands under it when pokimane was swinging it around wildly was incredibly nerve wracking

[@yoinkboi8939]

no human being should ever possess this much chaotic intelligence

[@fiona.jade.]

He's too powerful to be kept alive!

[@realPidge]

This is what happens when you give ordinary people the power to create.

[@pixelmace1423]

Bold of you to assume he’s human

[@barley4458]

"I too am cursed with knowledge"

[@connorjoy956]

Fortunately no human does possess that; Michael Reeves does

[@alexmanchester4218]

Imagine on your gravestone it says “Cause of Death: Lag”

[@monkeyman3748]

OMG me plays irl cod also me it was lag

[@JessieJamesPlays]

ikr

[@nekomimitheiii6091]

My story when I try to play cod

[@ashikjaman1940]

Bruno, Narancia, and Abbachio

[@Bruh-vd1pp]

@@ashikjaman1940 pretty much

[@nic2097]

after visiting this again, this is still one of Michael's best videos

[@Chezzygaming123]

I like the carriage utility mechanism joke (got me cracked up)

[@jonathansouza760]

Alternative title: “Michael spends two months building a CNC router”

[@Zardif]

That's probably what this will end up as. Seems like a good way to get a cnc and a video.

[@fakehesap1731]

this is a super customizable machine i think he was just being quirky and silly and crazy in this video for.. you know youtube

[@jack-nz7fo]

With motion capture

[@ScrapTechTips]

A CNC router that works on people

[@spence3523]

@@ScrapTechTips ^

[@richardwarmington5394]

If Tony Stark and Doctor Strange had a child, but it did crack

[@Silverwind87]

And had Peter Parker's budget.

[@jett4350]

@@Silverwind87 omg this comment got me laughing

[@kmc9993]

My man look like a full pepperoni pizza

[@SergeantDC]

Sznal broodah

[@jakethom2968]

Imagine this you ring on your neighbors doorbell to ask him for some sugar and when he opens his doors he's wearing scrubs and is covered in blood

[@Train115]

2:24 whats the funny music there Holy shit it's "Too Good Too Bad" from Cowboy Bebop

[@youngman7365]

The C.I.A should've hired this guy to do surgery on Kim Jong Un

[@yadsewnde8699]

Wish he could've been there for you mister president 😔

[@coletrainremastered9302]

You want to go see him I think he lives in Dallas Texas we can go in my car it has no roof so we can feel the wind

[@Themanfuhreal]

If he did the surgery he would’ve survived

[@brendanhoang3809]

lmaooo

[@beanos7764]

u sure he didn't?

[@leonardkraus6634]

normal people : im censoring everything to stay monitised micheal reeves : puts fake blood inside a puppet and completely slaughters it

[@syeungmin6204]

*Fake* blood?

[@namechange149]

Bold of you to assume it’s fake

[@ViscoseComb24]

lmfao

[@sfsaviation]

bold of you to assume its just a puppet without a body inside it

[@pinekel1081]

Like good old youtube

[@BubbleBri]

I am convinced he uses this machine to torture orphans in his basement

[@danieldelazzer6417]

"MASSIVE PAYOFF HUGE - i have brain damage" Bro I can't🤣

[@MGaming2471]

Can we all acknowledge that he’s so powerful he killed the narrator

[@phantomsdeadinside5391]

MGaming247 he did the impossible his power *scares me*

[@kut3kttygrl12]

Probably where he got his victim for the robot

[@thepluraloftiger]

Michael > Narrator = gœd Michael > gœd

[@anarsilly]

delete this comment before michael sees it, he'll kill you too

[@GoTree64]

not only once, but twice

[@williamq9928]

Micheal is an example that being smart is not equivalent to being wise

[@swiss_cheese_0167]

I just had flashbacks to Pickle Rick

[@h.rpickens1699]

He is both

[@N0FoxGiven]

Michael is a great example of how to be intelligently chaotic neutral.

[@lemonzest905]

If he was a bit wiser, he would have dominated the world

[@FetishonyoutubeURL]

William Q Isn’t there another youtuber like him? *Miniladd joins the chat*

[@wiledman2430]

6:00 said the titan submersible team.

[@deathwolf54]

there first prototype was probably something like that

[@fuckiforgotthesedumbassvids]

When u destroy ur girlfriends bed so she has to sleep in yours. Smooth

[@burghelyaficionado9567]

But Michael is 14. It’s illegal for minors to have shrex. Please don’t r/whoosh me. Edit: Hi, future me here. Please take note of past me’s incredible stupidity. That is all

[@accountnotusedanymore9119]

Me when that happens: Franky: SUPERRRRR

[@wisperzzz_]

@@burghelyaficionado9567 I thought he was 22

[@nawfal3928]

Sahil Arora jokes jokes

[@darksoulsaddict2204]

@Sahil Arora *small brain*

[@shayneperraud2759]

I can’t tell if Michael’s parents never said no to him or if they only ever said no to him. It has to be one of the extremes.

[@hansennoah1]

They only said no, slowly michael learnt to do it anyways even when they said no

[@szymongrabarczyk3561]

They said "no" to him but somehow he survived the abortion. I also say no to him under every video cause hes annoying af and he still reminds himself to me on my yt wall. A real survivor this one.

[@Chrokosaur]

@@szymongrabarczyk3561 Oh are you one of the people who dislike videos? Wow I never thought I'd meet an actual human who dislikes videos, cool.

[@szymongrabarczyk3561]

@@Chrokosaur Sure I do. There are some I like and some I dont. Its pretty obvious.I especially thumbdown videos I dont like bit still got recommended to me over and over. Are you by any chance one of those constantly happy idiots that are always content and like everything?

[@Chrokosaur]

@@szymongrabarczyk3561 No, my emotions are usually more of a flatline. I do have dislikes, of course, I just do what I can to avoid them. I pretty much never dislike videos I don't like though, because the only videos I would dislike are ones with immoral content. That being said I never do dislike those videos because I choose not to watch them. Also, I'm curious to know whether you're aware of the not interested button on each video?

[@parkerwilde8527]

“idk what kinda surgery this is suppose to be” MURDER MICHAEL MURDER

[@namron8105]

Michael just made a mini storage crane sorting system thats can be used on piers cargo vans or storage warehouse's box placements