I Built a Track Full of FAKE Shortcuts.

In this episode of Zeepkist we look at a track full of shortcuts... except they are all fake. I deliberately built a track that looks like it should have shortcuts everywhere but instead blocked them off with invisible walls!
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[@kANGaming]

What other track ideas do you have for Zeepkist? The V16 update is coming soon and we're going to have over 500 new blocks to play with!

[@fl0G2]

make an easy but long track, and at the end make an very hard part out of nowhere so 90% of ppl are gonna fail right at the end

[@rocketboysmc]

do a track where there are lots of shortcuts. but they actually slower than going the regular route.

[@jacobwhittington2462]

Maybe a pinewood derby/Drag racing wood be interesting

[@animalmango6499]

A tube particle accelerator to get moving really fast!

[@VioletSaathoff]

a track with shortcuts so obvious people don't bother not taking them, but then there are secret shortcuts that are way better which you can only get to if you don't take the obvious shortcuts

[@Lenk3721]

So KAN built a Dapper Track and DE-Dapperred it.

[@aidanstapleton5646]

Yep lol

[@justadude7455]

Next time, leave photomode on, and have Dapper-esque tunnels under the track, going through checkpoints, etc. but with NO way into them. :) Photomode doesn't show you whether blocks are intangible, so people will assume there's a way into the tunnels - you can add a bajillion rocks at the "start" of the tunnels to make it worse - and they'll just keep driving into things to get to the tunnel that they know is there

[@kANGaming]

This is evil but I love it.

[@irrelevantsafety]

​@@kANGaming you always do love the evil ideas👌

[@De_Lus]

@@kANGaming you know when playing on a controller... if you press forward and then turn you can have a very graduatly turn and can easily hold it... you might have to relase for aircontrol, i have no zeepkist but thats what i do if i need small inputs on controller

[@ManthaaHD]

you clipping that same piece of barrier over and over really made me go insane :D

[@Twsmic]

dude... I was nearly yelling and pulling out my own hair xD

[@CityPlannerPlaysChair]

Track where every shortcut takes you back to the beginning

[@crayder1100]

This, and the rest of the track just has parts that look identical to the beginning, so you don't know if you're being messed with lol.

[@benrex7775]

Or one that just throws you into a random direction at an insane speed.

[@KalijahAnderson]

It's the Anti-Dapper tack. 😂

[@nekowknight]

You could tell kans favorite spot was 90% of the video was just clipping that corner

[@stone5against1]

For the ultimate Zeepkist experience.. sure, use a steering wheel.. but also make a chair out of cardboard or something for added authenticity

[@nfnworldpeace1992]

you mentioned the steeringwheel , kosmo actually did a video with a wheel and did pretty good at some style tracks!

[@Warcans]

i always enjoy pure racing ones, though there was a constant fear that there has to be a cut built-in somewhere ^^

[@justarandombird]

KAN basically built Dapper's worst nightmare

[@Der_Yoloist]

8:30 that idea sounds interesting! I would like to have a video with that and a cam on the remote ofc. Reminds me of Wirtual doing the joystickcam

[@TamMcKie]

the anti-dapper track, lol

[@Skrin19]

This is amazingly evil

[@TheRattleSnake3145]

Build a wallride track using only the rotating panel for the wall ride sections. Make it so that you have to turn back at some stage and drive on all of the rotating wall pieces that are now at whatever angle you left them at.

[@staltus]

Glad to see you guys doing Zeepkist again

[@rajidahae4220]

The "Not even Wendsleydale" quote was brilliant 😆

[@matthewprada4302]

“My brother in Christ, you BUILT the track.”

[@MrMattkid]

I thought of a concept inverse of this, what if all the shortcuts were invisible wall rides.

[@benrex7775]

If you truly want to make it inverse then the official road is lethal.

[@MrMattkid]

I thought of a particular hidden wall ride you could do. Have a jump that lands in the new feather zone that cushions your landing, but have a short-cut wall ride that lets you avoid it.

[@robschilke]

I like this a lot. I'm tired of seeing tracks where every player looks for a way to cheese or take an absurd shortcut. Honestly refreshing to see tracks driven on the...track...for a change.

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

Yeah..

[@tschichpich]

I love that you even coppied dappers thumbnail style

[@Nathanael_Forlorn]

Pretty sure we had this exact map prior just, with out the invisible blocks.

[@mrchom]

…I’m fairly sure the amount of Dapper-proofing might constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

[@ManthaaHD]

i was thinking maybe its possible to jump that one barrier at the first wall ride. i dont know if you have enough speed though.

[@hachnslay]

if you get that wheel make a track called 35° Port - the optimal path is to hold 35° left on your steering wheel all the time.

[@blackoak4978]

Build a Dapper style cheese straight to the finish and put kill blocks right at the end 😆😆😆

[@The_Lexer]

"It's like Formula 1 track limits but in Zeepkist" gives me some (probably bad) ideas.

[@TheEclipse1989]

Nice to hear you all prenounce a Dutch word so correctly👍

[@MotoDash1100]

When/Which one?

[@kenanjones3481]

Zeepkist! I love Zeepkist videos :)

[@loerichson]

The idea is good, but instead of (only) invisible walls, I'd use fans, slowsters, no friction, etc to make the shortcuts either impossible or actually way slower, than driving on the regular track.

[@derpthebugbear]

Should do this and do no checkpoints, so people will immediately suspect some sort of cheese.

[@carpenoctem3257]

What about a map like this called “memories” where there is invisible walls on the track and you have to remember where they are through trial and error

[@stone5against1]

What an evil build haha I love it

[@simondevine7263]

HAHA! awesome troll track for n0-shortcuts though hinted at. Well done.

[@graylinbeaudry4651]

mm idea can you guys do the rpg olympics? do a deliver/fetch quest - take an object to a designated point and swap it out and bring the second object back. do a kill quest - kill X bots the fastest. include multiple smaller types and have a farmbot boss tower climb quest - a parkour tower Epic journey - a race up a mountain with bots and obstacles. time trial on all

[@jacplac97]

Not even kAN is safe from these porn bots...

[@kANGaming]

I literally have blocked an infinite amount of them and they just keep showing up.

[@KalijahAnderson]

​@@kANGaming I feel you on that man. I keep seeing the game scam bots.

[@sonicthepineapple2080]

This looks familiar ….

[@KergylKraft]

2:30 One of Yannic's funnier quotes.

[@YourXavier]

Is there enough speed to do the first wall-ride and jump over the invisible wall and then go down for the first checkpoint?

[@popinjayishuman]

It took me a shamefully long amount of time to realize that 'snac' is just 'cans' backwards.

[@hariharan5771]

Hey Kan will you do a podcast with Hyce in Railroader? Will you play Trans Siberian railway simulator?

[@FUGP72]

The next track should be called Maybe Not Shortcuts..but HAVE a couple mixed in with all the troll traps.

[@benrex7775]

I have another idea. How about making the road the deadlisets part of the map, but in an invisible way.

[@jamesodwyer4181]

Delightfully evil

[@frost5916]

do this again but add like barriers to drive across the gaps then leave the barrier road just short so they cant get across and then ppl sit their confused on what they are doing wrong

[@tasa4904]

Was it Kosmo that actually had a video where he tried to play Zeepkist with a steering wheel? He seemed to have some problems with it, particularly when driving inverted.

[@Matthew-yv4fg]

Dapper Denied

[@wadebrown8772]

Get just maki in here to speed run this😂😂😂

[@swampcooler8332]

Kan get one of those 3d printed steering wheels that you just attach to your controller

[@MattDvc]

WhenI was playing Zeep i had One joy with very low sensitivity and the second one normal.

[@JoshuaGanoTyraxLightning]

Is it possible to make Invisible Floors that can be driven on...?

[@MotoDash1100]

Yes

[@kanecoulson2822]

How about a track with 2 routes. 1 straight boring quick and the other bit longer complicated but fun. It would be interesting to see if people stop taking the quick route since it boring. Other track idea is to over lap tracks on top of each other. Work Better with old tracks.

[@casterknot5094]

Rainbow road with the kll block

[@casterknot5094]

Make a tunnel of blocks with a secret way to know where (small fruit turn left)

[@smarty265]

Dapper move kAN

[@KeruptR47]

Isn't this a old track that's now been edited?

[@benrex7775]

If you want to have fake shortcuts then I think one idea could be missleadingly funny. Instead of walls, put donw boosters on the shortcuts. But they make it so that you are very fast into a not useful way.

[@Nathanael_Forlorn]

We're back!

[@frqctal2601]

It wouldve been funnier if you made it so the shortcuts actually worked but they were secretly slower (due to like boosters or fans or something) and then just confuse everyone whos taking the shortcut way and going slower than the normal people

[@aidanwaggoner9118]

do this but make 1 look fake and be real

[@Vehlicks_GER]

I have seen this thumbnail before

[@Der_Yoloist]

Never clicked a Notification so quickly

[@NotYurpio]

2:54 oh no yannic said a bad one

[@fiets38]

I take it back

[@LordDragox412]

Uh-oh, your mom's gonna ground him. /s

[@nitinkumaryadav7424]

When will you play railroads online??

[@Sans-fl4pe]

Where is your zeepkist playlist?

[@wadebrown8772]

Pain 😂😂😂😂

[@WhoCaresBruh]

Hey can you try and make a swashplate engine in scrap mechanic if you haven’t tried that already for a video idea please?

[@DETHdressedInRED]

Where's your spleef video Kan!

[@rtyyyyb]

fun fact: this was attempt 2

[@flybacker10]

Yeah, you can see me saying here we go again in the start

[@autoimmunedefficiencysyndrome]

This is a remake of another track right 😂

[@buckduane1991]

If you return to Railroads Online, could I suggest the railroad name “kANdike”, since welcome to the Klondike? It’s the “kAN’s Optimistic Narration Derailed” Railroad at this point, since… Tier V stockcar is out of reach of Tier I Level… sorry, but you kind of conned yourself… so, “kOND RR”? Sorry, I know it’s annoying getting so excited and working so hard only to find out you’re 4 tiers away from buying the car you need. But, hey, humor, right?

[@bread0237]

bread

[@kollinspencer847]

69th like lol. also good to see zeep back

[@mkDaniel]

So you went to anti cheese campaign?

[@user-rb5jl8zh6i]

Where is the Railroads online content

[@DarthBil1]

It is so frustrating to watch you make the same mistake over and over.

[@norbby42]

Invisible walls suck. In the future use visible obstacles that still mess up the player. Stuff like super-powered fans, visible walls, etc. They don't have to be obvious from the track itself, but you should be able to see what killed you when you die.

[@kepstin]

Invisible walls in Zeepkist temporarily become visible when you hit them, to let you know what happened.

[@g00gleisgayerthanaids56]

An rc controller is interesting but id imagine yeah just using any simracing wheel is really just ideal. The desync'd steering is a legit soapbox steering solution, but its terrible at any kind of speed or cornering. The redbull soapbox races have featured a few builds with that kind of steering. Never seen it work. In a videogame it probably is the best way to steer though.

[@gebil4921]

First

[@KalijahAnderson]

Confirmed

[@riddickraymond7067]

You can say the K word in videos but if I say it in a non hating way in any videos comments and it gets taken down by KZbin for hate speech no watch the context.