it's because he's actually blind, he's had to hone his verbal and mental skills
@jesperthomas69917 ай бұрын
I've never even been able to build a model kit succesfully (I'm on the same mental level as a frog) but i really like these vids.
@elipse3715 ай бұрын
@@jesperthomas6991do not fret, for Bandai makes model kits for frogs like you and me
@kellarj86744 ай бұрын
*He's beginning to believe*
@Alloyman64198 ай бұрын
OMG! Completely lost my shit during your rant with the "Empty fucking boxes for your fucking submarine kits too!" Absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
@Hjerte_Verke8 ай бұрын
Ditto. Even though I read this spoiler before seeing it on screen, it still had full impact.
@tonyromano62208 ай бұрын
OMG
@Choalith_Ikanthe8 ай бұрын
I love it, and COULD NOT AGREE MORE! Give the ladies their proper respect and include those voluptuous lower hulls!
@chrismots64797 ай бұрын
Yeah i lost it too there😂😂
@doc40007 ай бұрын
You have to wonder how many people would buy a waterline sub kit
@MrGrumpyToast8 ай бұрын
This is the model content i didnt know i needed but also exactly what i was asking for, you sir are a treasure please dont stop
@BoxmanBuilds8 ай бұрын
Thanks man, that really means a lot to me. I’m currently working on a few more 👁️👄👁️
@edwordwhy94918 ай бұрын
Yes Plasmo is the teacher, the master, the guy that makes it all look so damn easy to build em so perfect, but Boxman? Boxman's the shit, Boxman brings balance to the KZbin modeling videos. Thank you Boxman, from all of us, thank you.
@tonyromano62208 ай бұрын
Comedy gold, we all know how to model!
@mikejungferman47448 ай бұрын
We all don't model like these guys, but fun to watch, worst thing I ever did was watch one of these videos, now I got an air compressor a couple of airbrushes and just not modeling like I used to
@TheTabletopGamer7 ай бұрын
You're immediately one of my favourite modelling channels, I love the humour and style of editing. Great stuff!
@theholypoptart27495 ай бұрын
The duality of modeling KZbinrs
@c_d_modelshop8 ай бұрын
now THIS Is how you add comedy to a serious modelkit video.
@markingraham48926 ай бұрын
Wikipedia had a edit war to hide Yamato sinking itself
@SentientMattress5317 ай бұрын
“that was when Yamato and it’s squad got full boxed by new gen sweats” “I am a level 10 sigma gyatt” “40 zorglobs of grey with 5 zangoids of sea blue” “EMPTY FUCKING BOXES FOR YOUR FUCKING SUB MODELS” “Coating off camera like it’s a Minecraft Let’s Play” “Attaching the ship’s Big Black Deck”
@coh2conscript8517 ай бұрын
I missed the minecraft comment holy shit
@harrijarvis30097 ай бұрын
Brainrot meet scale modelling 🙏
@tankenjoyer42255 ай бұрын
"Sometimes building these little toy boats is all about what YOU wanna do. Don't you ever let those rivet counting friends tell you otherwise" wise words
@justancomment42792 ай бұрын
✊😑 true words
@fernandomarques51668 ай бұрын
5:50 Since I dont care that you don't care I'll explain to the benefit of anyone else what those are, they are called Paravanes, they're a mine sweeping equipment, you basically throw them into the water attached to your ship by a steel cable and tow them around, they fan out while under the water, hopefully their cables will cut any moored mine's anchor cable, so the mine will float to the surface where you can shoot it and destroy it, or slam into the mine destroying it. I'm gonna be real about the photo-etch, I quit model ships because of it, went into model trains, started bending wire for grab irons and ladders and now I photo-etch my own parts because there's like two commercial pantographs that don't look like ass who are prototypical, so yeah there's no escape, I'm convinced photo-etch is just a modelers curse. Love the commentary, subbed.
@BoxmanBuilds8 ай бұрын
I must admit that I do care a little. Hit ‘em with the 200 IQ reverse psychology, works every time. I’m just starting to get into PE, and so far it’s a nice change of pace, but I can see how quickly it can get outta hand. Making your own sounds insane 💀
@billsargent34078 ай бұрын
Yeppers lets put Paravanes on the largest capital ship of its time! makes one go WTF!!!
@DaytonaRoadster7 ай бұрын
i used to build warbirds and tanks when i was kid, even in my 20s i could not handle photo-etch, i just stuck with wargaming when i build models, and stick with games workshops shitty detailed badly fitting overpriced models when i feel like building something and then just make them look nice with my Gigachad level paint skills. But now i just 3D print stuff cause GW prices are fucking crazy even on second hand shops now, $75 for a leman russ tank? its not even worth $30, fuck you GW....what was I saying? oh right fuck photo-etch, but really fuck GW
@downedmushroom96597 ай бұрын
@@BoxmanBuildsHonestly, resin stuff isn't anything to worry about, photo etch can get very tricky if the small parts stick to places they shouldn't, but given some patience it shouldn't be anything to worry about
@glenchapman38997 ай бұрын
@@billsargent3407 There is a guy on KZbin that has a very very good naval history channel. He was unable to find one documented time that paravanes were deployed on a battleship during wartime.
@andomitor85 ай бұрын
The use of a low battery fire alarm beeping really brought this video together.
@twobyfour8 ай бұрын
In a world where excellence is demanded, Boxman stands like a soft plastic Spartacus demanding realism, "I`m capillary action", "No, I`m capillary action". Plasmo`s long lost deviant brother.
@padorupadoru44777 ай бұрын
very nice NOW BUILD THE SPACE BATTLESHIP YAMATO
@DzhokharDudayev-kr9mi6 ай бұрын
Yeah that anime is fire!
@Nosferatuラララララ5 ай бұрын
uchuu senkan yAAAMAAAAATOOOOO
@dixonqwerty7 ай бұрын
4:44 "Empty fucking boxes for your submarines too" hahaha had to listen to that a few times BWAHAHAHAHAHA
@wolfpack5718 ай бұрын
Finally! A modelling channel for the common man.
@Captain_Draco7 ай бұрын
You lured me in with the Bismark build, and got my subscription from this video. Love the video style.
@chrishieke12617 ай бұрын
Exactly this. I don't even have built model ships or airplanes since ... the last millenium. :o But these videos are highly enjoyable and I'm still amazed how splendid the finished models look.
@StellarGryphon7 ай бұрын
Honestly surprised youtube actually recommends me an interesting channel finally! Adding humor to the vidoes actually make them super engaging, and is a breath of fresh air compared to all the other modelling channels with their more professional presentation. Definitely will be waiting for more!
@lordfarquaad70547 ай бұрын
coolest dad/model builder on youtube. Approved by a professional son of a father for 21 years
@henrydilmen7 ай бұрын
Between this and the Bismarck build, those 4 days to build and paint have aged your voice quite nicely.
@SueBobChicVid7 ай бұрын
It was a little "Nancy" before.
@_-kork-_7 ай бұрын
If you listen to all the vids, they each seem to have a slightly different voice. The first two have a certain "text to speech" quality to them.
@stevenshea9905 ай бұрын
All that lacquer paint really does a number on your vocal chords. Remember kids, always use a spray booth and respirator when airbrushing
@SquillagusNiggle7 ай бұрын
If I may offer a little advice on hand-painting, look at how wargaming painters do it. It's not about perfect manual control or magical colour insight, it's a three-step process for each component: basetone, highlight, wash/filter. You tend to do basetone and highlight in a kind of single-pass which results in that kinda blocky look. For camo on tiny planes etc it's easier to just cut a camo shape out of masking tape and then stipple thinned paint until it looks right, makeup sponges or random bits of foam are good for this. If you're painting a silver gun barrel or prop shaft, *don't paint it silver.* I know right? Paint it either gloss black if you want shiny, dark grey for realistic, dark brown for rusted to shit. Then you either drybrush or stipple a tiny tiny amount of unthinned metallic, I personally use a q-tip for this with a miniscule amount of paint. This is literally easier than brushwork and will get you a good result for no effort. Then just wash with a mix of dark brown and black, your existing panelliners will work. The brown/black mix is a wargamer's secret trick because it works on almost anything except bright fleshtones. Seriously though subbed, awesome work
@gehtdianschasau83727 ай бұрын
I'm absolutely not interested in model building, but the magic of seeing something built, in combination with your awesome commentary, really makes me enjoy your videos. Keep them comming and have fun!
@antoninbesse7958 ай бұрын
Improve your mental health with Boxman - a smile or two and over 18 minutes of chuckles. And you get to see how a Japanese battleship is made. Perfect.
@tetrisgamer7285 ай бұрын
I’ve always thought that ship modellers were mad, thank you for proving me right
@AlexModeling8 ай бұрын
Upon watching your video, I really started thinking that I should probably narrate mine using more curse words... It's truly liberating... I enjoyed the narration... I also have a relationship with capilary reacrion, but the b*** insists on overflowing everywhere, so I asked for a divorce... Very good construction and yes.. even though I've used detailed photo etched like the Bismark or the Yamato kits Iagree that there's nothing like a good, old 'out of the box' build... Greetings from Portugal."
@BoxmanBuilds8 ай бұрын
Thank you! I’ve seen tons of your videos over the years. Your 1/350 Graf Spee specifically got me down the rabbit hole of battleship modeling, which motivated me to buy my first 1/700 ship kits, which were Fujimi’s Kongo and Nagato, following a long period of time in which I felt discouraged from approaching the hobby 😂 I’ve been working up the courage to try some full PE sets, but out of the box builds are indeed good fun
@AlexModeling8 ай бұрын
@@BoxmanBuilds being very honest and looking back, that Graff Spee was kind of horrible... But i had tremendous fun and loved to film it! I have the same kit here but with all "Formula 1", PE sets and wood decks and stuff! Also build the yamato but the Tamyia one. However the 1:700 Bismarck i did i really loved that one! Im kind of enjoying wood ships for now but watching you build these makes me look behind my shoulder to those 11:350s.... Stay safe
@kaltenstein77188 ай бұрын
Pretty sure there is a video talking about these on the battleship new jersey channel, pretty sure it was one along the lines of "Top 10 Stupid Ideas/Things on Battleships"
@roadbrewreview51906 ай бұрын
where has boxman been all my life. this dude's sense of humor hits my damn g spot
@judgedeath35 ай бұрын
Truer words about waterline models has never been expressed so well in a video! Good video and results. :D
@Booze_Rooster19 күн бұрын
5:54. Paravanes for mine clearing. I do not care that you do not care. Now you know and its on you to remember it.
@wilfredoUbatuba7 ай бұрын
i have no interest whatsoever in modelling, but you make it funny and interesting to watch. Pure entertainment. Thank you
@understatedwalrus6 ай бұрын
I do not give even one half of a shit about modeling and yet I am now going to watch every single one of this man's videos
@Krommer10007 ай бұрын
If someone would have told me about an hour ago that a modeling video would be so funny that I'd have to watch my coffee sipping for fear of a spontaneous spit take, I'd have said "you're full of it..", but here we are. Subbed.
@MyTube315817 ай бұрын
Yeah, started building 1:72 scale tanks as a teen and ended up with building and painting Tabletop wargame Models as an adult... never was or will be interested in battleships but... ngl your videos are so entertaining and a breath of fresh air that I will be looking forward to even more ships from you :)
@Duckboi2382Ай бұрын
0:17 hey there gramps
@markcussens53808 ай бұрын
The Lenny Bruce of modelling, absolutely love it.😅
@micahleis54247 ай бұрын
I like the voice you chose for your last video (Bismarck). The voice fits better with the tone of your humor. With that said, I still enjoyed the video, thank you for the effort and upload.
@KomradeDoge5 ай бұрын
This is by far the best model building channel on youtube, if i dare say, maybe the best channel overall. Looking forward to your next perfectly sane experience building your next ship.
@robertzeurunkl84017 ай бұрын
Aside from your fantastic artistic skills, it's your hilarious dialogue that really keeps me coming back.
@9997-g4gАй бұрын
I built 2 Yamato battleships 1/200 scale. The first one only had the motors running. On my second one, i used compressed air and a BB loader for the first turret. I turned the front turret with a servo and fired one BB. Missed me by 2 feet. Later i added fiber optics for some port holes. All port, starboard, stern and forward lights worked with the radio for night sailing. I really miss that model.
@allanfifield825625 күн бұрын
Did you get married?
@9997-g4g25 күн бұрын
@allanfifield8256 No divorced.😂
@glenchapman38997 ай бұрын
Just a little trivia. When built the Yamato did have a lot of empty deck space fore and aft, the reason? If you were standing out on the deck when those guns were fired they could strip the flesh of your arm from the air compression. Also what limited deck fittings she did have got blown over the side on a regular basis every time they had gunnery practice.
@jason112866 ай бұрын
I haven't built a model in three decades and I haven't watched someone build a model online in.....well....ever. Thank you, KZbin, for actually recommending something good for once! The Waterline rant had me rolling. Now to pass the rest of my workday watching your videos. I mean.....working.
@woznix3 ай бұрын
"Empty submarine boxes" cracked me HAAARD ! 😂😂😂
@xenophagia8 ай бұрын
I'm so glad I stumbled across your channel. You're like the Dead Bug Says of modeling, and that, my friend, is one of the best compliments I could possibly give. You definitely deserve more subs, man. I look forward to checking out your other videos. One can never get enough capillary reaction action. Take care!
@BoxmanBuilds8 ай бұрын
Thanks bro
@darrenmarshall827819 күн бұрын
Brother this is one of the most entertaining videos ever for anything , The humor in this video I think shows a lot of Talent , Thank you . God Bless !
@michaelcooley97277 ай бұрын
This channel made me enjoy modelling again
@jimsmalleimb77097 ай бұрын
I love the humour. Makes the video entertaining as well as informative.
@AlexanderC.917 ай бұрын
Great video! I'm just starting to get into this hobby and am focusing on cars for now, but I'd like to try different kind of models down the road. I like how you just go your own way and do it how you like it. Most videos I've seen in this hobby so far have too much elitism, so thank you! This gives me the confidence to just go ahead and build. I wish you all the best
@KOSMOS1701A6 ай бұрын
i love how you paint wooden decks, going the extra mile with tape and different shades.
@ovrboost8 ай бұрын
Was fully prepared to binge watch your videos, but I guess I'll have to wait like everyone else for the next one. Subscribed.
@chrismots64797 ай бұрын
I absolutely love the vibe of this channel! Edit: i completely agree with your rant about waterline models💯
@Sullehman4 ай бұрын
1:30 Gluing those tiny bits and propellers onto the fuselage of those planes would have been the stopping point for me.
@matthewyang78937 ай бұрын
Those torpedo bomb funnies are paravanes used to clear mines; but having a 70,000 ton battleship doing that should be the least of your worries if it has to do it!
@otto67027 ай бұрын
So glad I found this account dedicated to extremely detailed, schizophrenic model building
@Fortis_13375 ай бұрын
I love your sense of humor, I've never watched a scale model build video before as I thought it'd be boring and you've proven me wrong 🤣. Subscribed!!
@raphaelpoirier28687 ай бұрын
Thats a great video man! keep it up, its super fun to see someone build a ship with humour
@bmouch10182 ай бұрын
5:53 those are mine clearing devices. I forgot the name they're very negligible in naval history. Basically, you tow them from the side, and the hydrovanes on them pull them out to the end of line and keep them beside the ship. They had a few functions, but the only one I can remember for sure is they'd carry a line that would cut the anchor lines on mines, which could then be detonated a "safe" distance from the ship with rifles.
@JessicaHamilton-ni9vfАй бұрын
That history lesson was really historically accurate!!
@mackjsm71057 ай бұрын
the A.I. voice is pretty damn good.
@brennantorretta77497 ай бұрын
The Bismarck had me, but this one was easy to pick up on. I think ChatGPT helped with the script a little bit too 😊
@Michael-sb8jf7 ай бұрын
Empty box for submarine kits You sir have won a subscribe based on that rant alone
@no_name28826 ай бұрын
Absolutely mythical channel pull. Love ur content mr boxman
@brexxes16 күн бұрын
"Mom, how was I made?" - "Capillary action"
@esito0697 ай бұрын
I didn't know there was content like this on KZbin, and I really don't know how I ended up here. You make this truly enjoyable though.
@Diggsworth7 ай бұрын
Another great video. Can't get enough of that Bismarck.
@BlemBormf8 ай бұрын
Absolutely best modelling channel I love doing boat kits and I feel mild hatred towards revell for their tug boat set. and i forgot to pick up a drill holder so im having to drill out all the holes in my dreadnought kit from trumpeter with hopes and dreams please keep doing these videos.
@BoxmanBuilds8 ай бұрын
Thanks! I went a few years using just a hobby knife to drill holes, it works reasonably well 😂 I have several more videos in the works 👍👍👍
@BlemBormf8 ай бұрын
Amazing yeah I keep skimping on the knife because I have my trusty Cabela's double folder big reality check when I had to drill with it😢@@BoxmanBuilds also absolutely terrified right now of photo etch lol
@BlemBormf8 ай бұрын
Also those torpedo doohickey things look a awful lot like a ohka suicide bomb but I'm not sure since I thought they had to be dropped from bombers looks too slim to be a kaiten torpedo
@spokcep29247 ай бұрын
the algorithm has blessed me this day. New favorite model channel. (I'm in the same prison)
@TheLugia3457 ай бұрын
When you find content you never knew you missed in your life is the best time xD Hope you build some land ships someday^^
@diamonddigs62066 ай бұрын
I've greatly enjoyed these. I hope you keep going.
@blackrider23237 ай бұрын
I hope you keep making videos! So far these are great, very funny and entertaining
@JohnMichaelson8 ай бұрын
Not exactly sure how this ended up in the recommends, but I'm glad it did. You have some A+ commentary skills, good sir, and I look forward to your future work. Thanks for the quality editing!
@swayrage78847 ай бұрын
Legitimately one of my new fav KZbin channels. Gotta try this weathering stuff on my HO scale model trains
@kallekas85518 ай бұрын
I have just entered a weird unreal parallel universe…thank you so much!👍👍👍👍👍
@SiKn-j3k7 ай бұрын
The Editing is pure gold
@jordishima4 ай бұрын
It’s like I’m listening to the Discovery Channel VO Guy break bad while building scale models - I love it
@diamonddigs62066 ай бұрын
this voice is perfect, much improved over the first 2.
@CRO_models7 ай бұрын
Man, im a modeler. I love how you are proffesional and funny. It really increases interest in your videos. I hope you just gain subscribers man!
@neilf15877 ай бұрын
Loving these vids, they're a real breath of fresh air.
@patrickmurphy67757 ай бұрын
I am not a ship builder but I do enjoy your work and videos. Your commentary is humerous and the background music always seems fitting. Nice work! Kudos!
@Minicreeper3017 ай бұрын
Please keep making videos, There's just simply no other modeling videos like this that keep me engaged and laughing, my ADHD is pleased, perchance.
@Andy.Gledhill.Models.7 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant funny commentary and a cracking model at the end of it all. I want more!!
@simon47818 ай бұрын
Discovered your channel a couple of days ago. Love the style! Funny, entertaining and also educational at the same time. You've earned yourself a new sub!
@BoxmanBuilds8 ай бұрын
Welcome aboard 👹
@alexlaking7 ай бұрын
Oh this guy is gonna explode soon enough. Had me laughing through the whole video. Great work Box
@joshjodlowski15557 ай бұрын
This feels like Regular Car Reviews for scale modeling
@dwightlooi7 ай бұрын
Just use a jeweler's screwdriver (eyeglass screw driver) to drill the holes. They'll cut just fine, especially when the kit has indents on the drilling location to guide them. As a bonus, because they are not really drills but flat blades...they cut like milling machines. If you need a non-through-hole it'll have an even, flat, bottom!
@marcom22484 ай бұрын
Very well done 👍 And you've learned your lesson with the Bismarck and bought a hand drill from a cell mate... 🤣🤣🤣
@SimonThwaites7 ай бұрын
I have no idea how I was recommended this channel but Da… ahem, sorry Boxman, is hilarious. How is it possible to enjoy a model building channel this much?!
@swagkingdoms34987 ай бұрын
First ever account I’ve turned post notifications on for. Easily the best scale modeling KZbinr I’ve watched
@NothingKnowItAll5 ай бұрын
watching your videos make me want to build ships then I think about my German tank days I think I'll just watch you build instead I salute you excellent job
@molnarandrassandor34484 ай бұрын
This is the best comedy channel on youtube 😂
@matt57tupman8 ай бұрын
This is hilarious 😂 we need more of this in modelling.
@sizacionel290810 күн бұрын
i like your videos and what i like more, the commentary xD
@schecterman54668 ай бұрын
I loathe the “1/700 is a waterline only scale” boomers Full Hull is the only correct way to build if it’s not going to be a diorama
@BoxmanBuilds8 ай бұрын
fr facts
@PapaScorch0138 ай бұрын
You should build C-type battleship 3d printed kit‼️⁉️
@BoxmanBuilds8 ай бұрын
@@PapaScorch013maybe for a future vid (I know where you live)
@smw12795 ай бұрын
Thanks alot! I thought I had a smoke detector with a dying battery. I ended up changing them all.
@f0x4nn37 ай бұрын
This is amazing, subscribed hope more of these videos comes.
@leunlogisch15948 ай бұрын
I really like the style of your videos but for me, your real voice was way more enjoyable to listen to. Nevertheless great vids! Keep it up!
@RicktheCrofterАй бұрын
For a further challenge. Build the Yamato as she looks today. You could keep her in an aquarium.
@eatsnowanddie5 ай бұрын
13:59, so random xD i love it
@lauriea29718 ай бұрын
Wow I love the way u do modeling, it’s fun the way it should be. I normally do cars but altering watching ur videos. I’m thinking of trying my luck at a ship. Tyvm on ur builds 🇨🇦⚡️⚡️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚡️⚡️🇨🇦
@tonyromano62208 ай бұрын
Get a 1/350 or bigger. Go nuts try a 1/12th wooden boat of sorts. Midwest Peapot is a challenge.
@ahmedaak18678 ай бұрын
Spitting facts with the waterline rant.
@kettle_of_chris6 ай бұрын
Just saw the Bismark video and found myself laughing my ass off, so I watched this one and did the same thing! Not into these kinds of videos, but because of your hilarious rants: Subscribed! _for what it's worth these days_ Anyway keep up the great scripts as they make great vids! Thanks for all your hard work!
@saucyduckglobalomnihyperme75106 ай бұрын
In all the fully deserved praise for this video, I think the 100% bangers soundtrack needs more love
@Zingier8 ай бұрын
I can't believe mantenks made an actually funny video that I watched to completion, I'll be coming to your house tonight