I can poop in less than 60 seconds.

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▼ FRIENDS IN THE VIDEO ▼
♦ ‪@TheDooo‬
♦ ‪@soup‬
♦ ‪@BlargMyShnoople‬
♦ ‪@Yumi‬
▼ FONT COLORS ▼
♦ TheDooo - Red
♦ Soup - Green
♦ Blarg - Orange
♦ Yumi - Sky Blue
▼ OUTRO ▼
♦ ‪@mcnastymusic‬ - TBA

[@mcnasty]

Who thinks they can out-poop me?

[@gamechannelminecraft6583]

Hello everyone, good viewing🐼

[@stoozii74]

Not I captain

[@sirsploit80085]

I.

[@badateverything8526]

big stinka

[@nicksiebers935]

my poops are usually shaped like a rugby ball so not me

[@Lilithoyama]

Give this man the gold medal.

[@DJdoppIer]

Give him a gold participation award.

[@3Guys1Video]

Give him the special Ed crayon medal

[@redmist6630]

shiddin rn

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus loves you homie

[@NigellaCaromin]

McNasty. Buddy. Pal. Use Ctrl and Shift while youre airborne in cars so you stop landing like Flight 93 💀

[@garrettherman405]

Nah bro Flight 93 is fucking crazy💀💀💀

[@Heroo01]

lmao you think he can read

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus loves you homie

[@jayharvey8041]

The fact that neither you or doooo can fly a plane is fucking hilarious to me. Just doooo in the background "do the plane go up"

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus loves you homie

[@zandermeyers1236]

Seeing mcnasty fly a plane is so infuriating

[@DeathbyDawn141]

Dude.. Im right there with you on that

[@Gibby34340]

Seriously, you'd think he was the arab instead of Blarg...

[@couriercat826]

on the september of 2001........

[@doggerthedog6744]

​@@couriercat826on September 10th 2001 mcnasty attempted to fly into the WTC and failed

[@CALiiGedd0n]

Does GTA do standard airplane controls where down goes up and up goes down?

[@josephphillippe8823]

Don't worry maybe in 12 more years you guys will finally figure out the controls

[@keaira198]

that's probably around the time gta 6 will finally come out 😭😂

[@hazq3282]

They'll figure out how to press esc and then move to the controls section

[@Bigsby_Wolf]

18:34 🦀We finally learn what happened to the 11 Billion Missing Crabs🦀

[@user-lp7uy1le5z]

Ur a legend

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus loves you homie

[@Mashangi]

McNasty's 17th channel "Battleshits"

[@nikkimandlis8295]

this comment deserves more recognition 😂😂😂

[@xmaniaclopez8112]

14:19 I’ve never heard Dooo rage so hard in my life 😂

[@trickcyber]

living for these video titles

[@Insulationwezard]

Whatching mcnasty gameplay is like watching my little cousin that doesnt know there’s a button for the brakes, just full throttle and no control

[@BigJigglyDab]

Your Honor, I call Cap on god.

[@WonWon_s]

I can beat his time easy, I got the Ulcerative Colitis buff so it just slides on out.

[@ACE-wo3xk]

Can you hold it in when you need to?

[@WonWon_s]

Let's just say I made a deal with the devil not reading all the terms and conditions... @@ACE-wo3xk

[@animusswtor4822]

do you need diapers in your daily life?

[@Heroo01]

this is basically a TAS man it won't count on the leaderboards

[@mr.gandersson2835]

Mcnasty has found the "no wipe" diet

[@killerbean-wx3ib]

This mighta been the most unhinged session I’ve ever seen and it was great

[@kartoitska8944]

We finally have the answer to the 11 billion crab mystery. I've been worrying about it for years now. Thanks to this video I can finally sleep again. Thank you Mcnasty.

[@4digitShelby]

Story time so I’m heading to the bathroom when I see this video. Click on it, sit down on toilet shortly after the timer started, and was done maybe 4sec before mcnasty was back 😂 new PR

[@neargaming2057]

Is this part two of the poop olympics?

[@justanotherdude_]

Part 3 actually 🤓☝️

[@alphnx]

the threequel

[@D.Danko_thall]

McNasty's currently pumping out as much content as he pumps out turds 🔥

[@sadnap4966]

All I can say is, watching the goons while borderline greening out is a fucking crazy experience I would not wish on my worst enemy.

[@leftorright-3]

bro , as a mexican i can confirm you said all ts right 😭 w context too

[@ItsRlX]

I can't wait for all the funny moments to come out of this group when GTA 6 drops

[@anthonyrausch5708]

0:00 - 0:57 - 🚽Impressive🚽 1:09 - 1:10 - HOLD UP; you did not wash your hands??? -5 seconds; now get back in the solider….. 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@jon-pauluriarte4680]

The way you describe it as pushing out a bunch of slop is funny to me. In my heyday I could do a 45 second shit. I'm old at 43 now so I'm up to a 2 minute dump time

[@acar2995]

I'll watch all the goons new content as I suffer serious withdrawals from the goons podcast..... just putting that out there

[@deniscrnalic9411]

So there’s more specimen like me. Interesting.

[@jordonp3149]

30:35 that “Shut Up” made me die I had to just listen to it about 4 times 😂😂

[@kaydenreeves1169]

But love the 57 seconds world record

[@kingwhatifs2754]

This is insane

[@shifty1927]

Im with ya on the speed dooks. Always accounted it to only pooping when im ready. I don't understand how people just sit on the toilet for hslf hour or more waiting for the poo to come. Aint nobody got time fo dat 😂

[@aarondaley5885]

I love how he still dosen't know how to control his car in the air.

[@MrRunescape991]

I appreciate the followup on the 1 million crabs from a year ago

[@Prizrak131]

Wow, he's quite the pooper 💯

[@ImSilvver]

never thought i would find other person that is as fast pooping as i am

[@baneZacon]

Dude when is the outro song coming out, it's such a banger 😭

[@Damaged_player]

hello mcnasty ive been here since the r6 vids and you guys have come so far good luck and i cant wait for you guys to uploade again

[@CRatcliffe]

Lmao the plane part 😂😂😂 immediately drives into dock

[@drmustacheofficial]

Wait till McNasty finds out about the control shceme page in the settings it'll be a game changer for his flying skills

[@callmestumps6954]

The goons discovering the extreme hacking problem in GTAV was less surprising than just how unbelievably fucking bad McNasty is at flying a fucking plane...

[@hoen1x]

It's honestly hard to watch McNasty struggle to fly a plane.

[@MrFusion]

17:26 fellas look at mcnasty being a little nerd trying to get these people to leave

[@lizb6218]

That camping poop made McNasty an Olympic gold medalist in pooping.

[@thathighcanadianguy6269]

Yumi has definitely been to an island in his life

[@iambatman7190]

The first person's bt hat oeft when mcnasty left is a g LoL

[@MaztRPwn]

Now what if you have one of those gross Never Ending Wipers…

[@chiknsammich1387]

i love this new era of McNasty speaking spanish it makes me cry

[@Twofrogsonecup]

thought this was a 42 minute video of mcnasty explaining how he shits so fast, this is good too tho

[@SR-71BlackbirdA2]

We need MORE Spanish McNasty

[@ReiDaTecnologia]

"My name is McNasty and i'm the fastest pooper alive!"

[@LarryCalcGOAT]

My friends once timed me, and it was about 34 seconds, no skips were taken

[@LilyArlatto]

It is painful watching mcnasty be completely unaware of his numpad, but it's even worse thinking about if he doesn't have one

[@devonpyrz815]

they only pretend they can poop in less than a minute, we put our phones down XD

[@vroxus5107]

Getting my therapy targeted adds while watching goons videos feels right

[@ZachZonesOut]

I ate while watching this video, I no longer feel so good

[@bitlucky1587]

The fact that I just sat on a toilet and am still on the toilet half through the video

[@draxisicy5659]

28:46 BUG JUICE MENTONED‼️

[@thegoldendodothatcher9092]

I have a patient that poops in 30 secounds and im like wtf your done already and hes like of course i am lol

[@skeetboopbo]

Out of everything, I wasn't expecting this video to have an update on the 11 billion crabs

[@yunganaxes]

I’m so drunk rn mcnasty thanks for this video

[@yunganaxes]

I need to gamble

[@MementoMoriv2]

Finally an answer to the crab enigma

[@S1eepy0w1]

Welcome to the goons popping olympics Mcnasty is up next: 57 seconds under a minute new world record, But points must be ducted for not washing hands, sadly Mcnasty has not beaten his record

[@mr.dingus2169]

I've been listening to the outro song for like 10 min straight. I really hope that song is coming out soon

[@yaboireedy2.0]

MCNASTY HOLD CONTROL WHEN YOUR IN THE AIR PLEASEEE

[@Chillafied]

This video is pretty close to how my thoughts work

[@shadowyyCFH]

when soup said do you want people in last to blow up throughout the race i thought we were still on the shit race bit😭

[@reaganbutler1577]

opened this video as i am on the toilet taking a dump 👍 the universe knew i needed to see this

[@dobber43]

Mcnasty you have control over the vehicle mid air press s or pull the stick back so you dont direct impact the ground

[@WindHaze10]

Now that is a title to draw in the poo connoisseurs

[@robertinator3387]

Soup? More like poop apparently. These race videos rock

[@DrEpicPhD]

Yumi yawn-talking sounds like Swaggersouls.

[@TinyTorpeedoTitz]

When dooo said “Better eating, longer shit.” My instinct was to say, out loud, Papa Johnson.😭🤣

[@KinneKitsune]

If I had a nickle for every time mcnasty timed his shit...

[@ericvader8]

McNasty, you know when you're airborne with a car you can control it a little bit right? Like with that red badger thing, pull back on the stick when in the air. Not sure what it is on keyboard, but it'll keep you level so you don't nose-dive into the ground!

[@SirGamer247]

I can't out-poop this man. It takes me 20 minutes to shit out a variety of sized poops and then wipe and then properly wash my hands

[@shbs0819]

I like the resolution to the crabs.

[@BasilDaAuraChef]

"Better eating, longer shit." Better ingredients, better pizza, Papa John's.

[@IbanezDom]

You're not alone, fellow sharter

[@fortheabyss]

"we need to form an alliance against buddha"

[@Olle_Kronblad]

Even if you don’t wash your hands I say that the time counts SO… SUB 1 MINUTE

[@JJ_loves_JP]

I’m literally pooping as I’m watching rn

[@atanteiku]

Mcbrantley how the hell are you so bad at gta?😂😂😂

[@VonMilk]

“I’m naked in a tugboat “ - Yumi 2024

[@williamc.w.s7774]

Same , I basically push it out in one go the moment I sit on the toilet

[@rebeldiper77]

2 things with all there videos is you can't sit down and eat a meal with out lossing your appetite. Or listen to there videos out loud around new friends or family members. Or they are going to question your life decision.. but besides that I love them all so much

[@i_pwned_ya_mum]

Not me pooping while seeing this video

[@im.js.17]

YES WE HAVE AN ANSWER TO THE 11 BILLION CRAB SAGA

[@tophand1257]

Rip to those 11 billion crabs 🦀. May they find peace

[@YouTubeLovestoHideComments]

I have been pooing clean for about 9 years now. I can shove a whole roll of TP up there after dropping a deuce, and it comes out clean. Well, about 99% of the time.

[@CmanXirone218]

1:43 McNasty's editor misspelled "jsut" thought we wouldn't notice but we did

[@archie1610]

Currently having diarrhea, I ain’t gonna be done in 60sec

[@mikkelnpetersen]

Pro-gamer move: Incorporate a toilet into your gaming chair

[@KieranBLK]

Me literally thinking I was watching Doo’s video this entire time, wtf. 💀😂

[@HowieRaps]

He skipped the wash hands split 🤣

[@XxSnom16]

I don't know whether to be proud or annoyed that i can fly better than a KZbinr

[@VonMilk]

17:31 McNasty’s adhd chat 😂

[@Boomken76]

2 of my fav missions to solo hard is The losanto connection & the one you steal a titan. 2 very easy to solo with and armor karuma ✌✌

[@x40unce]

I need soup to scream at Mcnasty like that on the podcast when he burps

[@x40unce]

For all of the headphone users

[@jackwaschbusch2419]

Damn I was waiting for y’all to go to the casino…

[@touni159]

lesgo more gta races these my favourite :3

[@DaxelIl]

You need a Trophy reward

[@mizuragi5412]

great twitch rivals idea a poop race