I Caught a Home Invader Trying to Rob Me

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Rusty Cage

Rusty Cage

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@rustycage
@rustycage 3 жыл бұрын
HEY! I got a new comic book coming out. Check it out igg.me/at/Requiem3
@gaeyge3398
@gaeyge3398 3 жыл бұрын
Will do rusty, will do
@teethtard9012
@teethtard9012 3 жыл бұрын
Love how Rusty's upload schedule's so fucked that he commented on a video that's a few months old
@cipherstar6760
@cipherstar6760 3 жыл бұрын
3rd; starting to think i should stop doing this
@JosephGaming
@JosephGaming 3 жыл бұрын
rusty please release the raycon remix of the rusty cage background music on your second channel or something, it sounds brilliant mate
@thegoldenbro78
@thegoldenbro78 3 жыл бұрын
Bayonet for gardening? *Badass 100*
@spudato961
@spudato961 4 жыл бұрын
The thief was there to steal your background music
@funtoyslimelolsupriseeggch4033
@funtoyslimelolsupriseeggch4033 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@homelesslander484
@homelesslander484 4 жыл бұрын
You mean mumkey's background music
@muhhammadilham4743
@muhhammadilham4743 4 жыл бұрын
that background music is trash
@natahndolar2142
@natahndolar2142 4 жыл бұрын
man thing that’s the point
@birdlevesque8862
@birdlevesque8862 4 жыл бұрын
bruh I cant believe rusty forgot he can just pull out his finger guns and bam. bitches dead smh
@seniorboomer1371
@seniorboomer1371 4 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how everyone deleted their comment of “why is he black” when he explained that the robber was black
@uranium54321
@uranium54321 4 жыл бұрын
I mean honestly that makes sense... they asked for an explanation, got it, and were satisfied. Also not many people prob deleted their comments, more likely they got pushed down by newer comments from people coming from the sword maker video
@wencoboi5618
@wencoboi5618 4 жыл бұрын
I found it so funny that ppl got mad at that...
@seniorboomer1371
@seniorboomer1371 4 жыл бұрын
Wenco Boi agreed I feel that people don’t even know what racist means anymore they just call you racist for random dumb stuff
@ZirkyPlays
@ZirkyPlays 4 жыл бұрын
Ñ
@danielzoghbi6611
@danielzoghbi6611 4 жыл бұрын
He he
@mr.classified6167
@mr.classified6167 4 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: never rob a man who stole a slushy machine and uses military weapon accessories as gardening tools.
@capnkaba
@capnkaba 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@maxm6615
@maxm6615 4 жыл бұрын
*wheeze*
@JulioHernandez-wy8nh
@JulioHernandez-wy8nh 4 жыл бұрын
So don't rob anyone in Florida?
@scrumdiddily6162
@scrumdiddily6162 4 жыл бұрын
Julio Hernandez well only people in Florida rob eachother since they’re al armed with Vietnam m7 bayonets
@lilythesongwriter1514
@lilythesongwriter1514 4 жыл бұрын
200th like
@bear6979
@bear6979 4 жыл бұрын
plot twist: it’s actually the ceo of the Playgendary
@emppudud5692
@emppudud5692 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@audsyt1282
@audsyt1282 4 жыл бұрын
I did a chuckle
@eistos4225
@eistos4225 4 жыл бұрын
Dun dun duu
@smolkidd
@smolkidd 4 жыл бұрын
impossible bro. the mans literally the stevejobs of scamming
@Cake_Never_Broke_Again
@Cake_Never_Broke_Again 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Tmac34
@Tmac34 4 жыл бұрын
“I had a bayonet knife that I kept in a pipe because I use it for gardening” Rusty 2020
@samuelgonzales2397
@samuelgonzales2397 4 жыл бұрын
Gardening humans (jk)
@Rueeble
@Rueeble 4 жыл бұрын
I use it for ... gardening
@exicutioner161
@exicutioner161 4 жыл бұрын
HE HAS KNIVES EVERYWHERE
@satan1263
@satan1263 4 жыл бұрын
Armatures I have mine up my but sheethless
@AFUVFX
@AFUVFX 4 жыл бұрын
Mauricio Garcia the trusty prison wallet
@user-qr3ee3zp8q
@user-qr3ee3zp8q 4 жыл бұрын
Funny how you first taught people how to pick a lock.
4 жыл бұрын
"Today on Lock Picking Lawyer..."
@angelpr2477
@angelpr2477 4 жыл бұрын
In what minute?, srry my english is not very good
@london6441
@london6441 4 жыл бұрын
oop-
@MADISONIAU
@MADISONIAU 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe the invader watched that video
@uncleganja324
@uncleganja324 4 жыл бұрын
Go to Lockpickinglawyer's channel
@micahchase3611
@micahchase3611 4 жыл бұрын
He was tryna get the Slushy machine
@DarklordKermit77
@DarklordKermit77 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@DreamDroids
@DreamDroids 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, okay, calm down comedian!
@wQuii
@wQuii 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@infinadex
@infinadex 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@mf_serbot5255
@mf_serbot5255 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@barhamjumaa9288
@barhamjumaa9288 4 жыл бұрын
Who’s here to read (why he got to be black) comments after the sword maker video?
@blackpenguiin
@blackpenguiin 4 жыл бұрын
moi
@seagull3958
@seagull3958 4 жыл бұрын
me
@TommyTheCat_05
@TommyTheCat_05 4 жыл бұрын
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@Arcimage.
@Arcimage. 4 жыл бұрын
Me @keep distance (curious af)
@TheRealV1king1907
@TheRealV1king1907 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@nickgonzales1828
@nickgonzales1828 4 жыл бұрын
Guy: oh shit wrong address oh cool cookies I'll eat these while I wait Rustycage: Stabs him
@lunargeographer
@lunargeographer 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf is he waiting for?? The address to become the right one??
@magnuserror9305
@magnuserror9305 4 жыл бұрын
@@lunargeographer y not
@castorhyfsat858
@castorhyfsat858 4 жыл бұрын
”these cookies are quite hard. they almost feel like pennies!”
@j.h170
@j.h170 4 жыл бұрын
More like: Plays five finger filet with the robber's hands
@fatboi3559
@fatboi3559 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what would of happened if you said “yes ray lives here”
@andrej3058
@andrej3058 4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering too, what if he said like yeah ray is here wanna see him YO RAY COME HERE
@Rat-yv4ff
@Rat-yv4ff 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they would either play along or just run away
@Pr0jectFM
@Pr0jectFM 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, raycon earbuds!
@golden_flame.
@golden_flame. 4 жыл бұрын
Raycon am i funny yet
@logantidwell7698
@logantidwell7698 4 жыл бұрын
I know this is mostly a joke, but then you run the risk of having an awkward situation with a guy who was legitimately looking for a guy named Ray. I know I've been on the other end of that kind of situation before
@cenni1887
@cenni1887 4 жыл бұрын
ASMR Rusty Cage Breaks Into Your House And Plays The Knife Game With Your Hands
@decinarxna3247
@decinarxna3247 4 жыл бұрын
That'd be hilarious
@note.da.gøat
@note.da.gøat 4 жыл бұрын
I'd love that
@braebaren5213
@braebaren5213 4 жыл бұрын
Dear God
@countcampula
@countcampula 4 жыл бұрын
🥴
@nix.i
@nix.i 4 жыл бұрын
@@Loser177 stroke?
@vinnyreed723
@vinnyreed723 4 жыл бұрын
When you want to find those “Why he black?” Comments but you instead see comments saying “Who’s here looking for those “Why he black?”” Comments
@Garnox_
@Garnox_ 4 жыл бұрын
When you want to find those “Why he black?” Comments but you instead see comments saying "When you want to find those “Why he black?” Comments but you instead see comments saying “Who’s here looking for those “Why he black?”” Comments"
@kestig411
@kestig411 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bloodmoondrop3462
@bloodmoondrop3462 3 жыл бұрын
Im looking for everyone who thought it was a rai- rai- raycon promo
@mads1259
@mads1259 2 жыл бұрын
yep
@ApahtieParty
@ApahtieParty 4 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone is coming together to shit on "Raid Shadow Legends" 😂😂😂
@maryedmonds4350
@maryedmonds4350 4 жыл бұрын
I don't agree on it, really. A lot of viewers don't understand the whole "adpocalypse" that's been going on with KZbin, and Raid is paying insane amounts of money to KZbinrs. I think Raid, whether we like it or not, is keeping some of our favorite KZbinrs fed and off the streets.
@daedreaming6267
@daedreaming6267 4 жыл бұрын
@@maryedmonds4350 They are, I get that. But it's still a fucking terrible product made by even worse people with more money than sense.
@jimbob4240
@jimbob4240 4 жыл бұрын
Chances are if someone breaks into my house through the back door I would be having a midnight snack
@bluerose536
@bluerose536 4 жыл бұрын
*Robber breaks in at 3am* *me in the kitchen eating Mac N Cheese* Robber: visable confusion Me: "Bro, I'm trying to eat Mac N Cheese. Leave me the FUCK alone." Robber: " You not gonna call the cops are you?" Me eating my Mac N Cheese: "I will if you dont leave me alone to eat my damn Mac N Cheese"
@semi-useful5178
@semi-useful5178 4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, can't wait to start notching the Bat.
@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs
@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs 4 жыл бұрын
You'd eat the intruder?
@DreamDroids
@DreamDroids 4 жыл бұрын
@@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs you... You don't?
@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs
@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs 4 жыл бұрын
Dreamdroids - I did. Several times. Vore is a wonderful thing.
@ladder81capt79
@ladder81capt79 4 жыл бұрын
Gun owners be like: “It’s showtime!”
@doublxhelix5014
@doublxhelix5014 4 жыл бұрын
He's a gun owner lol
@Toxicgamerdog
@Toxicgamerdog 4 жыл бұрын
*persona theme plays*
@thecourier2016
@thecourier2016 4 жыл бұрын
Bet your ass
@doublxhelix5014
@doublxhelix5014 4 жыл бұрын
@Giorno but he's trying to stay hidden indeed
@alqasem_0075
@alqasem_0075 4 жыл бұрын
@@Toxicgamerdog that name..... holy shit man
@jesusescobar9916
@jesusescobar9916 4 жыл бұрын
POV: your looking for the "why he black?" Comments
@timmy7255
@timmy7255 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Escobar yup😂
@JimmehRulez
@JimmehRulez 4 жыл бұрын
Yes...
@dogezillathelegendary2695
@dogezillathelegendary2695 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Escobar I’ve been caught.
@Digit4lSpace
@Digit4lSpace 4 жыл бұрын
maybyyyyyyyyyy.........
@thechaoticduck1716
@thechaoticduck1716 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Escobar yus
@michaellayman6921
@michaellayman6921 4 жыл бұрын
Little does he know all his fans are going to break into his house and force him to make more material in his Tokyo man sweatshop
@The_Foxxo
@The_Foxxo 4 жыл бұрын
I imagine a wave of fans just breaking in his house asking about Ray
@caseys2698
@caseys2698 4 жыл бұрын
The Foxxo “who’s Ray?” “rayCON HAHA U JUST GOT CONNED BROO 😂🤣😂😆😂😃😂🤣”
@_comrade9163
@_comrade9163 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The robber is still tied up in his basement.
@Baruch.Goldstein
@Baruch.Goldstein 4 жыл бұрын
It's not a plot twist. It's the main plot
@kylehyde215CA
@kylehyde215CA 4 жыл бұрын
I've heard EmpLemon has resorted to cannibalism. The former vegan needs a snackrifice.
@decinarxna3247
@decinarxna3247 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist Twist: he's still tied up, but he died two days ago.
@Rookix3
@Rookix3 4 жыл бұрын
BLAYT
@viktorbimmel4007
@viktorbimmel4007 4 жыл бұрын
Robber: "Why do I hear a song about the Human Centipede?"
@Rythefootman
@Rythefootman 4 жыл бұрын
>talks about how his roommate couldn't hear the intruder for wearing headphones >is sponsored by raycon
@serpentgoat6875
@serpentgoat6875 4 жыл бұрын
PFftt-
@oswaldfigglebottom
@oswaldfigglebottom 4 жыл бұрын
Rusty can't hear us, he has airpods on! NOOOOOOO!
@okboomerbutitsacat8050
@okboomerbutitsacat8050 4 жыл бұрын
Oho? You're approaching me? (Mumbled speaking) I can't hear you I'm wearing raycons
@haykeybtw
@haykeybtw 4 жыл бұрын
Hey a game called „knife maker“ is stealing your song for an ad on youtube
@chicken_nugg1232
@chicken_nugg1232 4 жыл бұрын
Uh oh spaghetti O's
@jos26
@jos26 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@peas1171
@peas1171 4 жыл бұрын
How did you manage to give the quotation marks aids
@Taishawn24.7
@Taishawn24.7 4 жыл бұрын
@@peas1171 why am I laughing so hard
@b1oomyy425
@b1oomyy425 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@genericanalyst
@genericanalyst 4 жыл бұрын
Rusty: "Wtf are you doing in my house?" Burglar: "Can I borrow a cigarette?"
@patrickriarchy6054
@patrickriarchy6054 4 жыл бұрын
Sure just bring back the butt when you're done.
@Gamemote
@Gamemote 4 жыл бұрын
@@patrickriarchy6054 and if you need a lighter just let me know and we can arrange a price
@fuckitweballin759
@fuckitweballin759 4 жыл бұрын
So he was getting robbed by a gopnik?
@karlisulmanis3810
@karlisulmanis3810 4 жыл бұрын
gimme ciggy
@hotdogsoda8527
@hotdogsoda8527 4 жыл бұрын
¿Quieres?
@duchi882
@duchi882 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot to include the fact that 100% of the time burglars enter the Chimney during Christmas.
@jotarokujo608
@jotarokujo608 4 жыл бұрын
What if its lit?
@duketheboy6905
@duketheboy6905 4 жыл бұрын
@@jotarokujo608 mmm smoked santa meat
@patrickriarchy6054
@patrickriarchy6054 4 жыл бұрын
They stole my milk, cookies and anal virginity.
@jotarokujo608
@jotarokujo608 4 жыл бұрын
@@ghosts6035 how'd u know?
@runt6532
@runt6532 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't anymore shot him on the spot and he was never seen again
@frankalvarado9477
@frankalvarado9477 4 жыл бұрын
*He protecc* *He attacc* *and before you call rusty racist, yes, the robber was Blacc*
@kobecreates8044
@kobecreates8044 4 жыл бұрын
*OOOOOO*
@adrianmedina135
@adrianmedina135 4 жыл бұрын
GOT EM
@andreadardello6224
@andreadardello6224 4 жыл бұрын
(Disclaimer: I’m Andrea’s son) Unappreciated comment.
@Harry-di2qd
@Harry-di2qd 4 жыл бұрын
Raps on raps
@bubbles1044
@bubbles1044 4 жыл бұрын
@@andreadardello6224 who is andreas
@eukaryoticribosome7867
@eukaryoticribosome7867 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine putting a lock at your door and wake up at 2 am at someone whispering "this is the lock picking lawyer and today...."
@deaththereaper36
@deaththereaper36 4 жыл бұрын
"and today i'm going to show you how to melt this random person's deadbolt lock with thermite"
@AnomalySource
@AnomalySource 4 жыл бұрын
Death The Reaper lol
@arai7424
@arai7424 4 жыл бұрын
Number one is set, number two is..
@enteredge2907
@enteredge2907 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh I'd bust out twitch to see if he gets it
@cruzin8056
@cruzin8056 4 жыл бұрын
@@enteredge2907 W O K E
@ermy1595
@ermy1595 4 жыл бұрын
burglers don't care about electronics because they're hard to pawn you silly boy
@davidiswhat
@davidiswhat 4 жыл бұрын
What about selling them online on the secondary market?
@santeriairaksinen398
@santeriairaksinen398 4 жыл бұрын
davidiswhat Try to do that as a homeless person...
@davidiswhat
@davidiswhat 4 жыл бұрын
@@santeriairaksinen398 Not all burglers are homeless
@Euan_Miller43
@Euan_Miller43 4 жыл бұрын
davidiswhat he was
@godfather9349
@godfather9349 4 жыл бұрын
Euan Miller but we don’t know :0
@thatmaninblack
@thatmaninblack 4 жыл бұрын
This is what a woman told us when we walked out and asked her wtf is she doing around our house. "I thought someone else was living here." - Yet, she didn't tell us a name, she didn't check the name on our mailbox. She didn't knock on the door. She didn't ask about that "other person" she thought was living here, etc. She looked like a homeless drug abuser. We did look the security camera footage, she was really checking out the cameras, walked close to them, looked into them, etc. It was a pretty obvious situation. One day I might upload the footage about her...
@serpentgoat6875
@serpentgoat6875 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness.. I would've been terrified.
@ryancriddle5240
@ryancriddle5240 4 жыл бұрын
Why one day? And not like I dunno, now?
@thatmaninblack
@thatmaninblack 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan Criddle : You can find a several other ones on my channel. We got 2 stalkers, 1 old dude and 1 other (probably the son of the former owner of our house). I also got trashdumpers on video, that was awkward, but I did talk angry and they got scared. lol These are on my channel. - I also have 1 guy on camera who came to our house and tried the doors. I was not happy about that. Maybe I upload that one too to my channel.
@timtalksanimations9171
@timtalksanimations9171 4 жыл бұрын
I mean if things went south, *You can always use your thumbnail right?*
@ChanMan-mm7fe
@ChanMan-mm7fe 4 жыл бұрын
Is it illegal to hold the robber against his/her will until the cops arrive?
@hochspannunglebensgefahr5339
@hochspannunglebensgefahr5339 4 жыл бұрын
*A true American would pull an M16 out of their sock*
@___rat
@___rat 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Giangilberto23
@Giangilberto23 4 жыл бұрын
That they use for gardening
@StixTrenton
@StixTrenton 4 жыл бұрын
If they were southern they would pull out the shotie and the pitbull named blu
@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75
@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75 4 жыл бұрын
@@StixTrenton not southern enough. Cornbread and sweet tea is the ultimate weapon
@chasecornett2081
@chasecornett2081 4 жыл бұрын
@@Giangilberto23 they garden the rice fields and trees with m16s
@sidekic1109
@sidekic1109 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Rusty with a knife casually outside his house : WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
@t0asted_1ce
@t0asted_1ce 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@florence9967
@florence9967 4 жыл бұрын
Rusty: what are you doing In my house! Burglar: oh sorry just wanted to speak to Ricky
@wierdo6088
@wierdo6088 4 жыл бұрын
Thus makes me want to play wii without the safety straps
@pixd7285
@pixd7285 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you will cause a HUGE disaster
@Learn2TradeLLC
@Learn2TradeLLC 4 жыл бұрын
You monster
@No_BrainJustWorms
@No_BrainJustWorms 4 жыл бұрын
That's badass 😳
@obamafunnyman6357
@obamafunnyman6357 4 жыл бұрын
I always play without the safety straps
@cheetodorito7403
@cheetodorito7403 4 жыл бұрын
Doom Slayer r/iamverybadass
@theafflictionvhs17
@theafflictionvhs17 4 жыл бұрын
I wish my food would walk in so willingly like this. Would be much more easier for me.
@sevilnatas6846
@sevilnatas6846 4 жыл бұрын
Wot...
@decinarxna3247
@decinarxna3247 4 жыл бұрын
It's "much easier", not "much More easier". If more criminals (cannibalism is illegal) had the intelligence necessary to understand that maybe there'd be fewer in jail.
@lambsauce2107
@lambsauce2107 4 жыл бұрын
Wanna visit? I stocked up...
@theafflictionvhs17
@theafflictionvhs17 4 жыл бұрын
@DeciNarx N/A Oh thank you, that would be much more easier... And it’s prison not jail. :)
@tyvanhartson4382
@tyvanhartson4382 4 жыл бұрын
Talk cannibalism is legal murder just isn't ya know
@rustycage
@rustycage 4 жыл бұрын
Big thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this video. Be sure to grab a pair. Get 15% off your purchase buyraycon.com/RustyCage
@nathanielcopperfish912
@nathanielcopperfish912 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously Raycons are better than AirPods
@sdgfuiahbgksatfbvgeawsdkf55
@sdgfuiahbgksatfbvgeawsdkf55 4 жыл бұрын
Raaaaaaycon
@TheTunkTrunk
@TheTunkTrunk 4 жыл бұрын
Raycon profits off of child porn
@l4kr1dz52
@l4kr1dz52 4 жыл бұрын
Sure... but, when you hear the raycon advertisement. It sound really similar to the jbl tune 120
@NOyaLzuMu
@NOyaLzuMu 4 жыл бұрын
does raycon live here?
@shutupliam_
@shutupliam_ 4 жыл бұрын
I was so happy when the sponsor was raycon and not “that one”
@Hacker-lt4ge
@Hacker-lt4ge 4 жыл бұрын
This video is sponsored by raaaaaaayyyyycon
@validllama1504
@validllama1504 4 жыл бұрын
Raid Shadow Legends is literally Hitler.
@itsariii3147
@itsariii3147 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t you mean Raid Shadow Legends the free mmo rpg that has almost 5 stars on the App Store.
@SinonSimp
@SinonSimp 4 жыл бұрын
Yes raycon but raycons sponsor is RAID SHADOW LEGENDS. HUNDREDS OF LEGENDS WITH LOTS OF DIFFERENT ABILITIES
@thememeguy2195
@thememeguy2195 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I hate RAYd Shadow Legends.
@zacheryfailyii3349
@zacheryfailyii3349 4 жыл бұрын
the light in the background 🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥
@spartanking2972
@spartanking2972 3 жыл бұрын
Omg you watched the same video
@Iris-rd6yk
@Iris-rd6yk 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda similar story. Forgot to lock the door, guy ended up with my dads gun standing outside my room. Dad heard the dog bark, and caught him. The guy ended up shot by a neighbor who he also does this to, and died. He was a crackhead, and didn’t even know what he was doing wrong.
@hyperbannana9262
@hyperbannana9262 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus
@thatoneguy86493
@thatoneguy86493 Жыл бұрын
Put guns in the weirdest places, so only you would know where they are
@mrrabbitthe1135
@mrrabbitthe1135 4 жыл бұрын
We not going to talk about that he has shoes in bed
@retardthatdraws7545
@retardthatdraws7545 4 жыл бұрын
No
@beautifulmeeses
@beautifulmeeses 4 жыл бұрын
Nope
@lelouchvibritannia7702
@lelouchvibritannia7702 4 жыл бұрын
Burgler: *Enters Rusty's house* Rusty: *Starts juggling 4 knifes while playing five finger fillet blindfolded* Burgler: ight imma head out!
@robloxgamesandmore3389
@robloxgamesandmore3389 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh if I was the robber i would stare I'm amazement
@axelwulf6220
@axelwulf6220 4 жыл бұрын
More like "Nope!"
@i_fried_a_sign
@i_fried_a_sign 3 жыл бұрын
@@robloxgamesandmore3389 same
@olivebrown4361
@olivebrown4361 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@emilyvos3249
@emilyvos3249 4 жыл бұрын
At this point you cant tell if the " why is he black" comments are real or not
@gabehobby3951
@gabehobby3951 4 жыл бұрын
emilyvos seriously. I want to make fun of them but I’m afraid that they might be joking lmao
@sammcneillmckinnell5003
@sammcneillmckinnell5003 4 жыл бұрын
Intruder: Enters Rusty with all his fan made weapons: So you have chosen, death.
@snekoverlord5868
@snekoverlord5868 4 жыл бұрын
I ruined the 69 likes
@TechnomancerTheWise
@TechnomancerTheWise 4 жыл бұрын
“The homeless survive on our change” -South Park
@MinkIt2
@MinkIt2 4 жыл бұрын
Yes dude yes
@kingofthieves3858
@kingofthieves3858 4 жыл бұрын
Rusty: L O C K Y O U R D O O R S Me, who has often left my front door wide open after leaving: well yeah obviously
@thegamingsack
@thegamingsack 4 жыл бұрын
locky our doors
@eatyourcereal7257
@eatyourcereal7257 4 жыл бұрын
Loc kyou rdo ors
@dirtydan9785
@dirtydan9785 2 жыл бұрын
lo ckyo urdo urs
@karlmarx828
@karlmarx828 4 жыл бұрын
he protecc he atacc but most importantly, he disinfecc
@queenrekker3674
@queenrekker3674 4 жыл бұрын
The SpicyMemeLord what the heck was he washing his hands with?
@karlmarx828
@karlmarx828 4 жыл бұрын
He disinfected his room
@elitegamer8956
@elitegamer8956 4 жыл бұрын
That don’t rhyme
@yoshimanrpg
@yoshimanrpg 4 жыл бұрын
He protecc He attacc But most importantly Why he gotta be blacc
@lowingmesadieu8985
@lowingmesadieu8985 4 жыл бұрын
I hoped that you said he was blacc
@southparkseason7episode119
@southparkseason7episode119 4 жыл бұрын
Mumkeys trying to steal your stuff again. He stole your music so he’s stealing you knifes now.
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 4 жыл бұрын
I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest KZbinr of all time. 1...2...3. Btw I have two very hot girlfriends. Thank you for your attention, dear buenr
@Milligan777
@Milligan777 4 жыл бұрын
Had to be. The intruder even looked like a mumkey.
@JimmySee
@JimmySee 4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Rusty stole Mumkey's music.
@kiradripkage
@kiradripkage 4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku so your cheating
@southparkseason7episode119
@southparkseason7episode119 4 жыл бұрын
AxxL what the hell are you on about
@HoopsAndDinoMan
@HoopsAndDinoMan 4 жыл бұрын
One more bit of advice for home security: have a dog or two, especially those wound up, noisy ones who'll lose their minds if a human they don't recognize so much as walks past your house on the opposite side of street. There's a handy alert system for ya.
@alewms482
@alewms482 4 жыл бұрын
I have a bully, but he also bites me, it's great security but I think I'm gunna be the first person to be killed by him
@mildewedsponge5430
@mildewedsponge5430 4 жыл бұрын
If you dont have a weapon aim for the throat :)
@jello4219
@jello4219 4 жыл бұрын
angry and loud ass chihuahuas will be a good alarm too
@timtalksanimations9171
@timtalksanimations9171 4 жыл бұрын
When I was 8 I had this small brown retriever and the vets say it has some sort of memory loss disorder that caused it to forget what we look like after leaving the room and when we go back, he barks a couple times before realizing who we are. And his barks sure are anything but loud! Made me drop my food many times and he gave me the phobia of entering a room lol
@clownassbutthead6378
@clownassbutthead6378 4 жыл бұрын
@@timtalksanimations9171 damn thats kinda sad but he sounds like a good boy
@connacel
@connacel 4 жыл бұрын
“Is Ray here?” “Yea, Ray Manchester.” “IGHT IMA..” *RUN*
@katesszz
@katesszz 4 жыл бұрын
Like that nickoloadeon show? 😂
@reb5335
@reb5335 4 жыл бұрын
@@katesszz that's what i thought xD
@PARZIVAL-wp5is
@PARZIVAL-wp5is 4 жыл бұрын
It’s Henry danger
@gavinboyd2068
@gavinboyd2068 4 жыл бұрын
Rayed shadow legends
@bananaman9806
@bananaman9806 4 жыл бұрын
Gavin Boyd bruh
@silentdog778
@silentdog778 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being rusty's roommate
@mrwruble1842
@mrwruble1842 4 жыл бұрын
Would be weird and dope as hell
@android17mate
@android17mate 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Rusty! The mobile game “Swordmaker” is using your knife game song in their adds on KZbin. They have it slightly sped up
@Wolf_Khain
@Wolf_Khain 4 жыл бұрын
Shank those mofos.
@penispuncher247
@penispuncher247 4 жыл бұрын
Doubt he cares
@DominatingCrow
@DominatingCrow 4 жыл бұрын
He can't do much, they sped it up so he couldn't copyright strike the videos.
@thatbadgamer0744
@thatbadgamer0744 4 жыл бұрын
Thats tight as fuckk
@eyelesstwat8935
@eyelesstwat8935 4 жыл бұрын
Dominatingcrow I’m sure he can sue them in the end since it’s his song and if you slow the clips abit you would hear rusty, they stole a lot of his clips of him talking about knives as well, and guess what they only speed the voice up
@depressedfrog4208
@depressedfrog4208 4 жыл бұрын
Thief: *breaks in* Rusty cage: *laughs*
@j.h170
@j.h170 4 жыл бұрын
Rusty: *Chuckles* _You're_ in danger.
@sirprize275
@sirprize275 4 жыл бұрын
Rusty: “Finally!”
@Vik_Leviathan
@Vik_Leviathan 4 жыл бұрын
Rusty: lock your doors me(brazilian fan): who wouldn't lock the doors?
@jets3353
@jets3353 4 жыл бұрын
It’s scary how many Americans don’t lock their doors cause “we live in a nice neighborhood”
@juk3_r415
@juk3_r415 4 жыл бұрын
@@jets3353 imagine living in a "good" neighborhood (Edit): I'm not trying to be mean just poking fun cause I live in a kinda bad neighborhood
@ex_cha0s652
@ex_cha0s652 4 жыл бұрын
J E TS335 but most of the home invaders don’t live well n that Area
@WhiskeyPatriot
@WhiskeyPatriot 4 жыл бұрын
Dead bolt always gets used
@larrygardner8293
@larrygardner8293 4 жыл бұрын
I'd say I live in a pretty nice neighborhood, but I still lock the door. Just lock the door like yo mama told you to. The security is worth the 2 seconds spent unlocking and locking the door.
@Henry205
@Henry205 3 жыл бұрын
Why rusty got to be white tho
@filiptrab7002
@filiptrab7002 3 жыл бұрын
87
@Redman_real
@Redman_real 2 жыл бұрын
@@filiptrab7002 bite of 87
@thesenate4630
@thesenate4630 4 жыл бұрын
Robber: *Breaks into my house* Me: *Laughs in 2nd amendment*
@Itstrashagainsmh
@Itstrashagainsmh 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you history class I can now enjoy this joke 👏👏👏
@feliperendall5495
@feliperendall5495 4 жыл бұрын
Austin Rose 2nd amendment dosent give u the right to shoot a intruder. Unless its self defence
@zerxrss280
@zerxrss280 3 жыл бұрын
@@feliperendall5495 Wrong address.
@BaBaBaBenny
@BaBaBaBenny 4 жыл бұрын
"Have weapons hidden around your home". *Cries in British*
@oj3774
@oj3774 4 жыл бұрын
OI OI YOU CHEEKY WANKER IS THAT A KNIFE
@thegrinningreaper8016
@thegrinningreaper8016 4 жыл бұрын
*Cries in Canada*
@XXStrong1
@XXStrong1 4 жыл бұрын
Oi m8, you got a loisence fa that buttah knife?
@me-dc8pj
@me-dc8pj 4 жыл бұрын
A true brit would have their cricket bat at the ready. Knock em down like a wicket
@snakefoolery2177
@snakefoolery2177 4 жыл бұрын
Oi im british and I live in the area of the knives
@tricksterzyro3230
@tricksterzyro3230 4 жыл бұрын
What if... Rusty is the one robbing homes! 1:06 LOCK YOUR *D O O R S*
@ChiliSeedd
@ChiliSeedd 4 жыл бұрын
You looking for the, " why is he black tho." Comments. 👁👄👁
@seagull3958
@seagull3958 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@timmy7255
@timmy7255 4 жыл бұрын
I am😂
@rodrigosoares8858
@rodrigosoares8858 4 жыл бұрын
OMG how did u know
@roofgoat389
@roofgoat389 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@StixTrenton
@StixTrenton 4 жыл бұрын
Yes sir XD
@matthiasbeer13
@matthiasbeer13 4 жыл бұрын
Burglar: Does ray live here? Rusty: If you mean RAYcons
@raymcmillin3474
@raymcmillin3474 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I gotta use this
@somethingfoxstudios4332
@somethingfoxstudios4332 4 жыл бұрын
I think your roommate didn’t hear the intruder because he had the New E25 Raycon Earbuds
@thisstance5176
@thisstance5176 4 жыл бұрын
@ً checkmate. The earbuds was inside the over the ear headphones he both wore them that's why he couldn't hear the guy knocking
@brumm0m3ntum94
@brumm0m3ntum94 4 жыл бұрын
@ً shhhh
@bencarter8324
@bencarter8324 4 жыл бұрын
I’m scared of these homeless guys walking into my house now
@iamnotinvolved1309
@iamnotinvolved1309 4 жыл бұрын
@Aniquin But I live in England.
@allthecoolfolks3350
@allthecoolfolks3350 4 жыл бұрын
@@iamnotinvolved1309 get a tank
@The_Foxxo
@The_Foxxo 4 жыл бұрын
@@iamnotinvolved1309 Get a better country
@helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446
@helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446 4 жыл бұрын
@@iamnotinvolved1309 didnt they cut them in half ?
@iamnotinvolved1309
@iamnotinvolved1309 4 жыл бұрын
@Aniquin the free healthcare is great for me here though, so I don't think I can.
@moneynassir1962
@moneynassir1962 4 жыл бұрын
Rusty two people have tried to break into my house they met my two Rottweilers
@whenthe4402
@whenthe4402 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@erik4099
@erik4099 4 жыл бұрын
They had a nice meal huh?
@macgrande268
@macgrande268 4 жыл бұрын
Bark bark nom nom
@NoxiousNox
@NoxiousNox 4 жыл бұрын
“Hidden weapons” Me: ah yes this call for the scissors that seem to always be stuck in my wall
@NoxiousNox
@NoxiousNox 4 жыл бұрын
ً thanks mate
@LiveGelcangri
@LiveGelcangri 4 жыл бұрын
The noose we learned how to tie could trip them and choke them
@th3ex0rcist81
@th3ex0rcist81 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing at that dude that he made for the intruder
@wackojacko4580
@wackojacko4580 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he just wanted the vending machine back
@bigfoot1035
@bigfoot1035 4 жыл бұрын
100%
@StixTrenton
@StixTrenton 4 жыл бұрын
Us Southerners dont take to kindly to home invaders
@frankpastrana550
@frankpastrana550 4 жыл бұрын
As a us southerner I can safely say you are 100% correct, everyone on my road is armed including me lmao
@rockysehf5718
@rockysehf5718 4 жыл бұрын
@@frankpastrana550 do you accept SW as your manufacturer
@Zach.1809
@Zach.1809 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the robber would take a slug to the face
@frankpastrana550
@frankpastrana550 4 жыл бұрын
@@rockysehf5718 My pistol is a SW, it has never jammed and always treated me right
@rat17
@rat17 4 жыл бұрын
As a Northerner, I must admit I dislike being robbed, as well.
@Lachrymogenic
@Lachrymogenic 4 жыл бұрын
You scared me when you started talking about Raiders.
@youtubeofficial1689
@youtubeofficial1689 4 жыл бұрын
Lachrymogenic I didn’t believe it at first but someone came to my house asking if I had a dog and what does it look like. Now I’m scared if I don’t answer the door and they see me btw I’m 15 wtf I’m I going to do!
@corndog_clubb
@corndog_clubb 4 жыл бұрын
@@youtubeofficial1689 RIP and tear
@yt_krg
@yt_krg 4 жыл бұрын
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
@Lachrymogenic
@Lachrymogenic 4 жыл бұрын
@@youtubeofficial1689 sucks, man.
@Cl0udWolf
@Cl0udWolf 4 жыл бұрын
2 letters away from blowing up the comments with “Raid Shadow legends”
@KingOreo2017
@KingOreo2017 4 жыл бұрын
"Speaking about raiding...RAIDING..." Raid shadow legends? "Raycon earbuds!" You clever shit...
@matthiasbeer13
@matthiasbeer13 4 жыл бұрын
Home intruder comes into rustys home Sees him sitting there in the middle of a satanic Ritual Slowly backs away
@c0unterac342
@c0unterac342 4 жыл бұрын
"Hidden weapons" You mean my ritual to summon rusty in need when a burglary happens in my home?
@gigachadtjk1956
@gigachadtjk1956 4 жыл бұрын
I thought this whole thing was a buildup to a Simplisafe sponsorship.
@gone6161
@gone6161 4 жыл бұрын
The way he edited the face creeps me out
@mr.classified6167
@mr.classified6167 4 жыл бұрын
I thought sad face was funny
@minh1071
@minh1071 4 жыл бұрын
Rusty: I caught a home invader trying to rob me Also Rusty: *How to lockpick a door*
@purp2947
@purp2947 4 жыл бұрын
Me thinks rusty possibly is dead from Corona* finally posts after like a million years
@hotchfucker
@hotchfucker 4 жыл бұрын
“Does Ray live here?” “It was all a con.” Me: Huh... a Raycon? Me a few minutes later: Holy shit, I was right.
@epicm999
@epicm999 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice lmfao
@ayumusdream5759
@ayumusdream5759 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf i didnt even catch that
@ayumusdream5759
@ayumusdream5759 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf i didnt even catch that
@alyx8815
@alyx8815 4 жыл бұрын
This video is sponsored by RAYD SHADOW LE----
@mickey4697
@mickey4697 4 жыл бұрын
To be honest I was thinking the same thing.
@adsasori
@adsasori 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I would have been angry if the sponsor was "Ring" or other protection ads
@Infektionskrankheit
@Infektionskrankheit 4 жыл бұрын
Why the microphone gotta be black though? Keep looking for the "Why the robber gotta be black though?" they are hidden somewhere.... XD
@damiansaturday6788
@damiansaturday6788 4 жыл бұрын
They got deleted
@deadaccount8054
@deadaccount8054 4 жыл бұрын
You should have called this video HOME INVASION PRANK GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL to get instant monotisetion
@ςουηωανε
@ςουηωανε 4 жыл бұрын
Gramrar
@RavenVulpine
@RavenVulpine 4 жыл бұрын
@@ςουηωανε grammar*
@me-dc8pj
@me-dc8pj 4 жыл бұрын
@@RavenVulpine and woooosh goes the joke
@ocloud7389
@ocloud7389 4 жыл бұрын
Ashleigh Carpenter spelling grammar incorrectly isn’t a joke
@roganselph7812
@roganselph7812 4 жыл бұрын
8:01 oh ok, wait no, no dont do it, no, NOOOO, oh.. ok then
@IGetMadWhenPeopleLaugh
@IGetMadWhenPeopleLaugh Жыл бұрын
I had the same reaction
@Des-tp1iw
@Des-tp1iw 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking into homies room and seeing his logo on the wall if think it’s some satanic ritual type shit, I would be outta there faster than I came in
@apeapeape999
@apeapeape999 3 жыл бұрын
and then some 5'4'' goblin pulls a bayonet seemingly out of his ass while having the deranged look of a man who just woke up with a hangover and is now panicking
@TheBabadook616
@TheBabadook616 9 ай бұрын
Despite being such a "dark" channel you have some of the silliest recurring elements (e.g. the rubber chicken, Sargento cheese, lemons...) which really makes for a great blend imo
@casperhr22
@casperhr22 4 жыл бұрын
100% real. Pay no attention the spiraling images in the background.
@Outta-hz1ej
@Outta-hz1ej 4 жыл бұрын
the rusty hypnosis made me break into a snack stand
@thegooobley1993
@thegooobley1993 4 жыл бұрын
@@Outta-hz1ej it made me steal a broken slushy machine
@VennStyanax
@VennStyanax 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the thief was actually the owner of the house and Rusty is an intruder.
@Itstrashagainsmh
@Itstrashagainsmh 4 жыл бұрын
*oh how the turntables*
@Ender_Queen09
@Ender_Queen09 4 жыл бұрын
I guess those home invaders are breaking their rusty cage
@Roadkill-Films
@Roadkill-Films 4 жыл бұрын
Then they run.
@ImJustHimAlways
@ImJustHimAlways 4 жыл бұрын
Rusty there is a game called sword master, it is using ur song but in a different pitch I would suggest looking to see if you can take legal action
@greyc.4728
@greyc.4728 4 жыл бұрын
As I was watching this a random stranger tried to get in my backdoor, guess I gotta get a gun now
@patrickriarchy6054
@patrickriarchy6054 4 жыл бұрын
Or a garden bayonet.
@kyodaiiii
@kyodaiiii 4 жыл бұрын
lol your name
@me-dc8pj
@me-dc8pj 4 жыл бұрын
*cries is Bri- wait, no, nvm I've got a cricket bat we all good*
@voiding_
@voiding_ 4 жыл бұрын
This video is sponsored by RAYCON: Shadow Earbuds
@bellsell1742
@bellsell1742 4 жыл бұрын
Home invader: *Stumbles into random house and sees nooses, knives, and rat epoxies* Aw shit
@c0unterac342
@c0unterac342 4 жыл бұрын
Bell Sell yeah raiding rusty is like the WORST choice
@Omegaset
@Omegaset 4 жыл бұрын
"this HAS to be the frat party! Best birthday ever!!!"
@m0phead
@m0phead 4 жыл бұрын
They don’t protecc They do attacc They all comment “WhY hE gOtTa Be BlAcK”
@mrrandom1619
@mrrandom1619 4 жыл бұрын
the human race will get through this nightmare as long as uncle rusty is there
@bibasik7
@bibasik7 4 жыл бұрын
Now that we know that Rusty has $95 in change, we should rob his house!
@MahDryBread
@MahDryBread 4 жыл бұрын
Man, you actually taught me some great shit!
@joebot997
@joebot997 4 жыл бұрын
I love seeing the comments that say **”OmG HE iS sOooOoOooO RAcISt beCaUSe hE maDe tHE RobbER bLAkC OMG OmG”** rusty a month later: *you guys is so funny lol. Anyways dude was black.*
@natef.9127
@natef.9127 4 жыл бұрын
I got scared when you said “RAID”
@ElmerTheLegoGeek
@ElmerTheLegoGeek 4 жыл бұрын
He was gonna say Raid Bug Spray
@adrianmedina135
@adrianmedina135 4 жыл бұрын
@@ElmerTheLegoGeek spray bug spray at the eyes of the raid shadow legends developer team to stop the sponsors
@Ember292
@Ember292 4 жыл бұрын
Shadow legenda
@VeeSpek
@VeeSpek 4 жыл бұрын
So I was listening the Krampus song and just saw "hmm... now thats new"
@luckybunny9456
@luckybunny9456 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Rusty something always happens to him...
@chillby4198
@chillby4198 4 жыл бұрын
Why he lookin' like a roblox character tho?
@alextrombogosy293
@alextrombogosy293 4 жыл бұрын
Como assim poha kkkkkkkkkkk What language is this ?
@Frazzled_V3
@Frazzled_V3 4 жыл бұрын
Also, who burgles houses during quarantine? Don't they know that people are in the house?
@eatyourcereal4931
@eatyourcereal4931 4 жыл бұрын
Hay
@beansbyallmeans157
@beansbyallmeans157 4 жыл бұрын
people who lost their jobs and homeless people are very desperate as they can no longer make money for food and such. desperate times call for desperate measures.
@reaper_kevo2275
@reaper_kevo2275 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh
@Frazzled_V3
@Frazzled_V3 4 жыл бұрын
@@eatyourcereal4931 eeeeey.
@Frazzled_V3
@Frazzled_V3 4 жыл бұрын
@@beansbyallmeans157 i guess so/
@topsecretbear9918
@topsecretbear9918 4 жыл бұрын
your lucky to be alive. most home invaders are armed.
@smilebloxyt2723
@smilebloxyt2723 4 жыл бұрын
Top Secret Bear, robbing a guy that could stab 200 times accurately under a few minute is quite alarming.
@xavierblunt1835
@xavierblunt1835 4 жыл бұрын
Most robbers have fake guns because if you get caught with a real gun you get a extra 10 years
@conradkorbol
@conradkorbol 4 жыл бұрын
If they are coming into a house that they know people are in then yes, but most thieves are not armed
@gooey915
@gooey915 4 жыл бұрын
More reason for homeowners to be armed as well
@cynthius1655
@cynthius1655 4 жыл бұрын
(Rusty cage uploads) Everyone: *quick make a joke*
@deadaccount8054
@deadaccount8054 4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for it in the longest minute of my life
@bobbilobb
@bobbilobb 4 жыл бұрын
69 likes. Nice
@darkside1953
@darkside1953 4 жыл бұрын
You should have introduced him to the "knife game"
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