I Caught a Home Invader Trying to Rob Me

[@rustycage]

HEY! I got a new comic book coming out. Check it out igg.me/at/Requiem3

[@gaeyge3398]

Will do rusty, will do

[@teethtard9012]

Love how Rusty's upload schedule's so fucked that he commented on a video that's a few months old

[@cipherstar6760]

3rd; starting to think i should stop doing this

[@JosephGaming]

rusty please release the raycon remix of the rusty cage background music on your second channel or something, it sounds brilliant mate

[@thegoldenbro78]

Bayonet for gardening? *Badass 100*

[@spudato961]

The thief was there to steal your background music

[@funtoyslimelolsupriseeggch4033]

Lol

[@homelesslander484]

You mean mumkey's background music

[@muhhammadilham4743]

that background music is trash

[@natahndolar2142]

man thing that’s the point

[@birdlevesque8862]

bruh I cant believe rusty forgot he can just pull out his finger guns and bam. bitches dead smh

[@seniorboomer1371]

It’s funny how everyone deleted their comment of “why is he black” when he explained that the robber was black

[@uranium54321]

I mean honestly that makes sense... they asked for an explanation, got it, and were satisfied. Also not many people prob deleted their comments, more likely they got pushed down by newer comments from people coming from the sword maker video

[@wencoboi5618]

I found it so funny that ppl got mad at that...

[@seniorboomer1371]

Wenco Boi agreed I feel that people don’t even know what racist means anymore they just call you racist for random dumb stuff

[@ZirkyPlays]

Ñ

[@danielzoghbi6611]

He he

[@mr.classified6167]

Moral of the story: never rob a man who stole a slushy machine and uses military weapon accessories as gardening tools.

[@capnkaba]

😂

[@ultimax140]

*wheeze*

[@JulioHernandez-wy8nh]

So don't rob anyone in Florida?

[@scrumdiddily6162]

Julio Hernandez well only people in Florida rob eachother since they’re al armed with Vietnam m7 bayonets

[@lilythesongwriter1514]

200th like

[@vinnyreed723]

When you want to find those “Why he black?” Comments but you instead see comments saying “Who’s here looking for those “Why he black?”” Comments

[@Garnox_]

When you want to find those “Why he black?” Comments but you instead see comments saying "When you want to find those “Why he black?” Comments but you instead see comments saying “Who’s here looking for those “Why he black?”” Comments"

[@kestig411]

Lol

[@bloodmoondrop3462]

Im looking for everyone who thought it was a rai- rai- raycon promo

[@mads1259]

yep

[@Tmac34]

“I had a bayonet knife that I kept in a pipe because I use it for gardening” Rusty 2020

[@samuelgonzales2397]

Gardening humans (jk)

[@Rueeble]

I use it for ... gardening

[@exicutioner161]

HE HAS KNIVES EVERYWHERE

[@satan1263]

Armatures I have mine up my but sheethless

[@AFUVFX]

Mauricio Garcia the trusty prison wallet

[@user-qr3ee3zp8q]

Funny how you first taught people how to pick a lock.

"Today on Lock Picking Lawyer..."

[@angelpr2477]

In what minute?, srry my english is not very good

[@london6441]

oop-

[@MADISONIAU]

Maybe the invader watched that video

[@uncleganja324]

Go to Lockpickinglawyer's channel

[@genericanalyst]

Rusty: "Wtf are you doing in my house?" Burglar: "Can I borrow a cigarette?"

[@patrickriarchy6054]

Sure just bring back the butt when you're done.

[@Gamemote]

@@patrickriarchy6054 and if you need a lighter just let me know and we can arrange a price

[@fuckitweballin759]

So he was getting robbed by a gopnik?

[@karlisulmanis3810]

gimme ciggy

[@hotdogsoda8527]

¿Quieres?

[@barhamjumaa9288]

Who’s here to read (why he got to be black) comments after the sword maker video?

[@blackpenguiin]

moi

[@seagull3958]

me

[@TommyTheCat_05]

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@Arcimage.]

Me @keep distance (curious af)

[@TheRealV1king1907]

Yeah

[@nickgonzales1828]

Guy: oh shit wrong address oh cool cookies I'll eat these while I wait Rustycage: Stabs him

[@lunargeographer]

Wtf is he waiting for?? The address to become the right one??

[@magnuserror9305]

@@lunargeographer y not

[@castorhyfsat858]

”these cookies are quite hard. they almost feel like pennies!”

[@j.h170]

More like: Plays five finger filet with the robber's hands

[@micahchase3611]

He was tryna get the Slushy machine

[@DarklordKermit77]

lol

[@DreamDroids]

Okay, okay, calm down comedian!

[@wQuii]

🤣

[@infinadex]

Nice

[@mf_serbot5255]

LMAO

[@Rythefootman]

>talks about how his roommate couldn't hear the intruder for wearing headphones >is sponsored by raycon

[@serpentgoat6875]

PFftt-

[@oswaldfigglebottom]

Rusty can't hear us, he has airpods on! NOOOOOOO!

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

Oho? You're approaching me? (Mumbled speaking) I can't hear you I'm wearing raycons

[@frankalvarado9477]

*He protecc* *He attacc* *and before you call rusty racist, yes, the robber was Blacc*

[@kobecreates8044]

*OOOOOO*

[@adrianmedina135]

GOT EM

[@andreadardello6224]

(Disclaimer: I’m Andrea’s son) Unappreciated comment.

[@Harry-di2qd]

Raps on raps

[@bubbles1044]

@@andreadardello6224 who is andreas

[@eukaryoticribosome7867]

Imagine putting a lock at your door and wake up at 2 am at someone whispering "this is the lock picking lawyer and today...."

[@deaththereaper36]

"and today i'm going to show you how to melt this random person's deadbolt lock with thermite"

[@AnomalySource]

Death The Reaper lol

[@arai7424]

Number one is set, number two is..

[@enteredge2907]

Bruh I'd bust out twitch to see if he gets it

[@cruzin8056]

@@enteredge2907 W O K E

[@mookstriker]

ASMR Rusty Cage Breaks Into Your House And Plays The Knife Game With Your Hands

[@decinarxna3247]

That'd be hilarious

[@note.da.gøat]

I'd love that

[@braebaren5213]

Dear God

[@countcampula]

🥴

[@nix.i]

@@Loser177 stroke?

[@jimbob4240]

Chances are if someone breaks into my house through the back door I would be having a midnight snack

[@bluerose536]

*Robber breaks in at 3am* *me in the kitchen eating Mac N Cheese* Robber: visable confusion Me: "Bro, I'm trying to eat Mac N Cheese. Leave me the FUCK alone." Robber: " You not gonna call the cops are you?" Me eating my Mac N Cheese: "I will if you dont leave me alone to eat my damn Mac N Cheese"

[@semi-useful5178]

Oh boy, can't wait to start notching the Bat.

[@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs]

You'd eat the intruder?

[@DreamDroids]

@@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs you... You don't?

[@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs]

Dreamdroids - I did. Several times. Vore is a wonderful thing.

[@bear6979]

plot twist: it’s actually the ceo of the Playgendary

[@emppudud5692]

Lmao

[@audsyt1282]

I did a chuckle

[@eistos4225]

Dun dun duu

[@smolkidd]

impossible bro. the mans literally the stevejobs of scamming

[@Cake_Never_Broke_Again]

Lol

[@michaellayman6921]

Little does he know all his fans are going to break into his house and force him to make more material in his Tokyo man sweatshop

[@The_Foxxo]

I imagine a wave of fans just breaking in his house asking about Ray

[@caseys2698]

The Foxxo “who’s Ray?” “rayCON HAHA U JUST GOT CONNED BROO 😂🤣😂😆😂😃😂🤣”

[@duchi882]

You forgot to include the fact that 100% of the time burglars enter the Chimney during Christmas.

[@jotarokujo608]

What if its lit?

[@duketheboy6905]

@@jotarokujo608 mmm smoked santa meat

[@patrickriarchy6054]

They stole my milk, cookies and anal virginity.

[@jotarokujo608]

@@ghosts6035 how'd u know?

[@runt6532]

He doesn't anymore shot him on the spot and he was never seen again

[@thatmaninblack]

This is what a woman told us when we walked out and asked her wtf is she doing around our house. "I thought someone else was living here." - Yet, she didn't tell us a name, she didn't check the name on our mailbox. She didn't knock on the door. She didn't ask about that "other person" she thought was living here, etc. She looked like a homeless drug abuser. We did look the security camera footage, she was really checking out the cameras, walked close to them, looked into them, etc. It was a pretty obvious situation. One day I might upload the footage about her...

[@serpentgoat6875]

Oh my goodness.. I would've been terrified.

[@ryancriddle5240]

Why one day? And not like I dunno, now?

[@thatmaninblack]

Ryan Criddle : You can find a several other ones on my channel. We got 2 stalkers, 1 old dude and 1 other (probably the son of the former owner of our house). I also got trashdumpers on video, that was awkward, but I did talk angry and they got scared. lol These are on my channel. - I also have 1 guy on camera who came to our house and tried the doors. I was not happy about that. Maybe I upload that one too to my channel.

[@timtalksanimations9171]

I mean if things went south, *You can always use your thumbnail right?*

[@ChanMan-mm7fe]

Is it illegal to hold the robber against his/her will until the cops arrive?

[@hochspannunglebensgefahr5339]

*A true American would pull an M16 out of their sock*

[@___rat]

Lol

[@Giangilberto23]

That they use for gardening

[@StixTrenton]

If they were southern they would pull out the shotie and the pitbull named blu

[@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75]

@@StixTrenton not southern enough. Cornbread and sweet tea is the ultimate weapon

[@chasecornett2081]

@@Giangilberto23 they garden the rice fields and trees with m16s

[@fatboi3559]

I wonder what would of happened if you said “yes ray lives here”

[@andrej3058]

I was wondering too, what if he said like yeah ray is here wanna see him YO RAY COME HERE

[@Rat-yv4ff]

Pretty sure they would either play along or just run away

[@Pr0jectFM]

Yes, raycon earbuds!

[@golden_flame.]

Raycon am i funny yet

[@logantidwell7698]

I know this is mostly a joke, but then you run the risk of having an awkward situation with a guy who was legitimately looking for a guy named Ray. I know I've been on the other end of that kind of situation before

[@sidekic1109]

Nobody: Rusty with a knife casually outside his house : WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

[@t0asted_1ce]

Lol

[@_comrade9163]

Plot twist: The robber is still tied up in his basement.

[@Baruch.Goldstein]

It's not a plot twist. It's the main plot

[@kylehyde215CA]

I've heard EmpLemon has resorted to cannibalism. The former vegan needs a snackrifice.

[@decinarxna3247]

Plot twist Twist: he's still tied up, but he died two days ago.

[@Rookix3]

BLAYT

[@viktorbimmel4007]

Robber: "Why do I hear a song about the Human Centipede?"

[@karlmarx828]

he protecc he atacc but most importantly, he disinfecc

[@queenrekker3674]

The SpicyMemeLord what the heck was he washing his hands with?

[@karlmarx828]

He disinfected his room

[@elitegamer8956]

That don’t rhyme

[@yoshimanrpg]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly Why he gotta be blacc

[@lowingmesadieu8985]

I hoped that you said he was blacc

[@ladder81capt79]

Gun owners be like: “It’s showtime!”

[@doublxhelix5014]

He's a gun owner lol

[@Toxicgamerdog]

*persona theme plays*

[@thecourier2016]

Bet your ass

[@doublxhelix5014]

@Giorno but he's trying to stay hidden indeed

[@alqasem_0075]

@@Toxicgamerdog that name..... holy shit man

[@lelouchvibritannia7702]

Burgler: *Enters Rusty's house* Rusty: *Starts juggling 4 knifes while playing five finger fillet blindfolded* Burgler: ight imma head out!

[@robloxgamesandmore3389]

Bruh if I was the robber i would stare I'm amazement

[@axelwulf6220]

More like "Nope!"

[@i_fried_a_sign]

@@robloxgamesandmore3389 same

[@olivebrown4361]

LMAO

[@HoopsAndDinoMan]

One more bit of advice for home security: have a dog or two, especially those wound up, noisy ones who'll lose their minds if a human they don't recognize so much as walks past your house on the opposite side of street. There's a handy alert system for ya.

[@alewms482]

I have a bully, but he also bites me, it's great security but I think I'm gunna be the first person to be killed by him

[@mildewedsponge5430]

If you dont have a weapon aim for the throat :)

[@jello4219]

angry and loud ass chihuahuas will be a good alarm too

[@timtalksanimations9171]

When I was 8 I had this small brown retriever and the vets say it has some sort of memory loss disorder that caused it to forget what we look like after leaving the room and when we go back, he barks a couple times before realizing who we are. And his barks sure are anything but loud! Made me drop my food many times and he gave me the phobia of entering a room lol

[@clownassbutthead6378]

@@timtalksanimations9171 damn thats kinda sad but he sounds like a good boy

[@zacheryfailyii3349]

the light in the background 🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥

[@spartanking2972]

Omg you watched the same video

[@florence9967]

Rusty: what are you doing In my house! Burglar: oh sorry just wanted to speak to Ricky

[@ApahtieParty]

I love how everyone is coming together to shit on "Raid Shadow Legends" 😂😂😂

[@maryedmonds4350]

I don't agree on it, really. A lot of viewers don't understand the whole "adpocalypse" that's been going on with KZbin, and Raid is paying insane amounts of money to KZbinrs. I think Raid, whether we like it or not, is keeping some of our favorite KZbinrs fed and off the streets.

[@daedreaming6267]

@@maryedmonds4350 They are, I get that. But it's still a fucking terrible product made by even worse people with more money than sense.

[@sammcneillmckinnell5003]

Intruder: Enters Rusty with all his fan made weapons: So you have chosen, death.

[@snekoverlord5868]

I ruined the 69 likes

[@yahlihatch3853]

im pretty sure rusty is the most underrated person in utube ever. i mean, the man can sing, play music, draw amazingly, talk interestly and do so much cool stuff. i would love a podcast of ur life. love u rusty and keep doing wat u do

[@theafflictionvhs17]

I wish my food would walk in so willingly like this. Would be much more easier for me.

[@sevilnatas6846]

Wot...

[@decinarxna3247]

It's "much easier", not "much More easier". If more criminals (cannibalism is illegal) had the intelligence necessary to understand that maybe there'd be fewer in jail.

[@lambsauce2107]

Wanna visit? I stocked up...

[@theafflictionvhs17]

@DeciNarx N/A Oh thank you, that would be much more easier... And it’s prison not jail. :)

[@tyvanhartson4382]

Talk cannibalism is legal murder just isn't ya know

[@matthiasbeer13]

Burglar: Does ray live here? Rusty: If you mean RAYcons

[@raymcmillin3474]

Holy shit I gotta use this

[@android17mate]

Hey Rusty! The mobile game “Swordmaker” is using your knife game song in their adds on KZbin. They have it slightly sped up

[@Wolf_Khain]

Shank those mofos.

[@penispuncher247]

Doubt he cares

[@DominatingCrow]

He can't do much, they sped it up so he couldn't copyright strike the videos.

[@thatbadgamer0744]

Thats tight as fuckk

[@eyelesstwat8935]

Dominatingcrow I’m sure he can sue them in the end since it’s his song and if you slow the clips abit you would hear rusty, they stole a lot of his clips of him talking about knives as well, and guess what they only speed the voice up

[@graveleater9746]

Few years back a "friend" of a past roommate showed up at my house with 3 guys I'd never seen before... In 100° weather... With hoodies on... And all hands hidden In pockets. Asked me if his bike was still in the backyard but I knew they wanted to know if my old roommate was still there so they could steal his guns. Whole time I had a serrated sickle hanging on a nail next to the door, resting my hand on it. Only two of them were within sickle range and I knew I'd probably only hit one before they all shot me. Thankfully I stayed calm and nonchalant enough that they believed me that he wasn't living there anymore and they left. Scariest minute of casual conversation in my life.

[@not.spir0s]

bumpimg this comment cuz this story sounds dope

[@Iris-rd6yk]

Kinda similar story. Forgot to lock the door, guy ended up with my dads gun standing outside my room. Dad heard the dog bark, and caught him. The guy ended up shot by a neighbor who he also does this to, and died. He was a crackhead, and didn’t even know what he was doing wrong.

[@hyperbannana9262]

Jesus

[@thatoneguy86493]

Put guns in the weirdest places, so only you would know where they are

[@rustycage]

Big thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this video. Be sure to grab a pair. Get 15% off your purchase buyraycon.com/RustyCage

[@nathanielcopperfish912]

Seriously Raycons are better than AirPods

[@sdgfuiahbgksatfbvgeawsdkf55]

Raaaaaaycon

[@TheTunkTrunk]

Raycon profits off of child porn

[@l4kr1dz52]

Sure... but, when you hear the raycon advertisement. It sound really similar to the jbl tune 120

[@NOyaLzuMu]

does raycon live here?

[@haykeybtw]

Hey a game called „knife maker“ is stealing your song for an ad on youtube

[@chicken_nugg1232]

Uh oh spaghetti O's

[@jos26]

Yes

[@peas1171]

How did you manage to give the quotation marks aids

[@Mashu_achbard]

@@peas1171 why am I laughing so hard

[@b1oomyy425]

Yup

[@KingOreo2017]

"Speaking about raiding...RAIDING..." Raid shadow legends? "Raycon earbuds!" You clever shit...

[@NoxiousNox]

“Hidden weapons” Me: ah yes this call for the scissors that seem to always be stuck in my wall

[@NoxiousNox]

ً thanks mate

[@connacel]

“Is Ray here?” “Yea, Ray Manchester.” “IGHT IMA..” *RUN*

[@katesszz]

Like that nickoloadeon show? 😂

[@reb5335]

@@katesszz that's what i thought xD

[@PARZIVAL-wp5is]

It’s Henry danger

[@gavinboyd2068]

Rayed shadow legends

[@bananaman9806]

Gavin Boyd bruh

[@kingofthieves3858]

Rusty: L O C K Y O U R D O O R S Me, who has often left my front door wide open after leaving: well yeah obviously

[@thegamingsack]

locky our doors

[@eatyourcereal7257]

Loc kyou rdo ors

[@dirtydan9785]

lo ckyo urdo urs

[@DementedDuskull]

1:25 Rusty: "Get out of bed, get dressed, etc." Also Rusty: *Is already dressed and is even wearing his damn shoes in bed*

[@minh1071]

Rusty: I caught a home invader trying to rob me Also Rusty: *How to lockpick a door*

[@ermy1595]

burglers don't care about electronics because they're hard to pawn you silly boy

[@davidiswhat]

What about selling them online on the secondary market?

[@santeriairaksinen398]

davidiswhat Try to do that as a homeless person...

[@davidiswhat]

@@santeriairaksinen398 Not all burglers are homeless

[@Euan_Miller43]

davidiswhat he was

[@godfather9349]

Euan Miller but we don’t know :0

[@tricksterzyro3230]

What if... Rusty is the one robbing homes! 1:06 LOCK YOUR *D O O R S*

[@matthiasbeer13]

Home intruder comes into rustys home Sees him sitting there in the middle of a satanic Ritual Slowly backs away

[@TechnomancerTheWise]

“The homeless survive on our change” -South Park

[@MinkIt2]

Yes dude yes

[@depressedfrog4208]

Thief: *breaks in* Rusty cage: *laughs*

[@j.h170]

Rusty: *Chuckles* _You're_ in danger.

[@sirprize275]

Rusty: “Finally!”

[@fuckyouifuckingcarepsgoogl9849]

6 real tips to keep you safe at home 1. replace the screws in all doors with longer ones atleast 3 inches long (this makes it really hard to kick down a door the most popular mode of entry) 2. ALWAYS LOCK ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS 3. have a weapon by every door in a place that is NOT obvious but easy to grab 4. get cameras and a security system 5. at night time do not turn on lights you know your house better than any intruder 6. most robberies happen while your at work

[@wierdo6088]

Thus makes me want to play wii without the safety straps

[@pixd7285]

Don't you will cause a HUGE disaster

[@Learn2TradeLLC]

You monster

[@No_BrainJustWorms]

That's badass 😳

[@obamafunnyman6357]

I always play without the safety straps

[@cheetodorito7403]

Doom Slayer r/iamverybadass

[@southparkseason7episode119]

Mumkeys trying to steal your stuff again. He stole your music so he’s stealing you knifes now.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest KZbinr of all time. 1...2...3. Btw I have two very hot girlfriends. Thank you for your attention, dear buenr

[@Milligan777]

Had to be. The intruder even looked like a mumkey.

[@JimmySee]

I'm pretty sure Rusty stole Mumkey's music.

[@kiradripkage]

@@AxxLAfriku so your cheating

[@southparkseason7episode119]

AxxL what the hell are you on about

[@thesenate4630]

Robber: *Breaks into my house* Me: *Laughs in 2nd amendment*

[@Itstrashagainsmh]

Thank you history class I can now enjoy this joke 👏👏👏

[@feliperendall5495]

Austin Rose 2nd amendment dosent give u the right to shoot a intruder. Unless its self defence

[@zerxrss280]

@@feliperendall5495 Wrong address.

[@bruhmoment8473]

Holy hell this actually happened to me earlier this week. Some guy claiming to be looking for Clayton was going around our neighborhood and knocking on doors. Thanks for the nightmares Rusty.

[@c0unterac342]

"Hidden weapons" You mean my ritual to summon rusty in need when a burglary happens in my home?

[@th3ex0rcist81]

I couldn't stop laughing at that dude that he made for the intruder

[@BaBaBaBenny]

"Have weapons hidden around your home". *Cries in British*

[@oj3774]

OI OI YOU CHEEKY WANKER IS THAT A KNIFE

[@thegrinningreaper8016]

*Cries in Canada*

[@XXStrong1]

Oi m8, you got a loisence fa that buttah knife?

[@me-dc8pj]

A true brit would have their cricket bat at the ready. Knock em down like a wicket

[@snakefoolery2177]

Oi im british and I live in the area of the knives

[@jesusescobar9916]

POV: your looking for the "why he black?" Comments

[@timmy7255]

Jesus Escobar yup😂

[@JimmehRulez]

Yes...

[@dogezillathelegendary2695]

Jesus Escobar I’ve been caught.

[@Digit4lSpace]

maybyyyyyyyyyy.........

[@thechaoticduck1716]

Jesus Escobar yus

[@LiveGelcangri]

The noose we learned how to tie could trip them and choke them

[@Vik_Leviathan]

Rusty: lock your doors me(brazilian fan): who wouldn't lock the doors?

[@jets3353]

It’s scary how many Americans don’t lock their doors cause “we live in a nice neighborhood”

[@juk3_r415]

@@jets3353 imagine living in a "good" neighborhood (Edit): I'm not trying to be mean just poking fun cause I live in a kinda bad neighborhood

[@ex_cha0s652]

J E TS335 but most of the home invaders don’t live well n that Area

[@WhiskeyPatriot]

Dead bolt always gets used

[@larrygardner8293]

I'd say I live in a pretty nice neighborhood, but I still lock the door. Just lock the door like yo mama told you to. The security is worth the 2 seconds spent unlocking and locking the door.

[@mrrabbitthe1135]

We not going to talk about that he has shoes in bed

[@retardthatdraws7545]

No

[@beautifulmeeses]

Nope

[@Muradachi]

This made me imagine rusty in a cutesy gardening outfit watering and caring to his plants while listening to the song happy

[@DreamDroids]

*Intruder enters house* Weapon owners: Oh boy, here I go killing again!

[@mrrandom1619]

the human race will get through this nightmare as long as uncle rusty is there

[@roganselph7812]

8:01 oh ok, wait no, no dont do it, no, NOOOO, oh.. ok then

[@IGetMadWhenPeopleLaugh]

I had the same reaction

[@ImJustHimAlways]

Rusty there is a game called sword master, it is using ur song but in a different pitch I would suggest looking to see if you can take legal action

[@Des-tp1iw]

Imagine walking into homies room and seeing his logo on the wall if think it’s some satanic ritual type shit, I would be outta there faster than I came in

[@apeapeape999]

and then some 5'4'' goblin pulls a bayonet seemingly out of his ass while having the deranged look of a man who just woke up with a hangover and is now panicking

[@systempatcher]

"Is this where the frat party is" "Yeah man come on in" "uhhh"

[@flamflim7173]

rusty is the only thing giving me hope during this pandemic

[@camip572]

@Adolf Hitler • 74 years and bruh

[@grand_regent_thragg5797]

*Visible Confusion*

[@kittycat29472]

Flam Flim same

[@flamflim7173]

@Adolf Hitler • 74 years and you got that right dude

[@emilyvos3249]

At this point you cant tell if the " why is he black" comments are real or not

[@gabehobby3951]

emilyvos seriously. I want to make fun of them but I’m afraid that they might be joking lmao

[@bellsell1742]

Home invader: *Stumbles into random house and sees nooses, knives, and rat epoxies* Aw shit

[@c0unterac342]

Bell Sell yeah raiding rusty is like the WORST choice

[@Omegaset]

"this HAS to be the frat party! Best birthday ever!!!"

[@shutupliam_]

I was so happy when the sponsor was raycon and not “that one”

[@Hacker-lt4ge]

This video is sponsored by raaaaaaayyyyycon

[@validllama1504]

Raid Shadow Legends is literally Hitler.

[@itsariii3147]

Don’t you mean Raid Shadow Legends the free mmo rpg that has almost 5 stars on the App Store.

[@SinonSimp]

Yes raycon but raycons sponsor is RAID SHADOW LEGENDS. HUNDREDS OF LEGENDS WITH LOTS OF DIFFERENT ABILITIES

[@thememeguy2195]

Yeah, I hate RAYd Shadow Legends.

[@VeeSpek]

So I was listening the Krampus song and just saw "hmm... now thats new"

[@Duane57557]

Next time someone knocks on your door and says "does Ray live here?" Respond with "yeah" and see what bullshit they will come up with.

[@gigachadtjk1956]

I thought this whole thing was a buildup to a Simplisafe sponsorship.

[@Ender_Queen09]

I guess those home invaders are breaking their rusty cage

[@Roadkill-Films]

Then they run.

[@purp2947]

Me thinks rusty possibly is dead from Corona* finally posts after like a million years

[@gnomepancake8819]

I feel like rusty is the type of dude to actually tie this dude up and make him listen to the knife game song and then be like "Want to hear the lets learn how to tie a noose song? No ok here"

[@oranha]

It’s genuinely kinda sad tho that that person had to resort to stealing. The way it’s sounded didn’t seem malicious but just desperate. And it especially makes sense now with the coronavirus making employment rates massively drop and people stop going outside

[@Okk681]

Turg yea it was pretty depressing

[@Naltddesha]

Yeah… I doubt he was unemployed bc of Covid..

[@bibasik7]

Now that we know that Rusty has $95 in change, we should rob his house!

[@StixTrenton]

Us Southerners dont take to kindly to home invaders

[@frankpastrana550]

As a us southerner I can safely say you are 100% correct, everyone on my road is armed including me lmao

[@rockysehf5718]

@@frankpastrana550 do you accept SW as your manufacturer

[@Zach.1809]

Yeah the robber would take a slug to the face

[@frankpastrana550]

@@rockysehf5718 My pistol is a SW, it has never jammed and always treated me right

[@rat17]

As a Northerner, I must admit I dislike being robbed, as well.

[@Saltiren]

"yo does Ray live here?" "Yeah lemme get em" *grabs RayCons*

[@adsasori]

Honestly I would have been angry if the sponsor was "Ring" or other protection ads

[@bencarter8324]

I’m scared of these homeless guys walking into my house now

[@iamnotinvolved1309]

@Aniquin But I live in England.

[@allthecoolfolks3350]

@@iamnotinvolved1309 get a tank

[@The_Foxxo]

@@iamnotinvolved1309 Get a better country

[@helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446]

@@iamnotinvolved1309 didnt they cut them in half ?

[@iamnotinvolved1309]

@Aniquin the free healthcare is great for me here though, so I don't think I can.

[@VennStyanax]

Imagine if the thief was actually the owner of the house and Rusty is an intruder.

[@Itstrashagainsmh]

*oh how the turntables*

[@gabriel.cfigueiredo]

A couple of years ago, I was taking a shower to clean my hair, beard and face, which I painted blue and red for a video, while home alone and heard some noises coming from somewhere inside the house. I put the towel around my waist and opened the door, and there is a man standing in front of my bedroom door. As soon as he heard me he ran straight to where he entered from and I chased him around the house, whilst naked and painted like a clown. He ended up getting away. I've never left the kitchen window, or any other window open ever again. Not unless I'm in the room. And the home intruder must be scared of clowns after that encounter.

[@somethingfoxstudios4332]

I think your roommate didn’t hear the intruder because he had the New E25 Raycon Earbuds

[@thisstance5176]

@ً checkmate. The earbuds was inside the over the ear headphones he both wore them that's why he couldn't hear the guy knocking

[@brumm0m3ntum94]

@ً shhhh

[@BIGMONEYJAY507]

I know it might sound cleshay but you should get ring video doorbell or some other security camera or something like that stay safe rusty I really care about you

[@UsernameDoesntCare]

You scared me when you started talking about Raiders.

[@youtubeofficial1689]

Lachrymogenic I didn’t believe it at first but someone came to my house asking if I had a dog and what does it look like. Now I’m scared if I don’t answer the door and they see me btw I’m 15 wtf I’m I going to do!

[@corndog_clubb]

@@youtubeofficial1689 RIP and tear

[@yt_krg]

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

[@Jaceh5]

Just have a gun ready

[@UsernameDoesntCare]

@@youtubeofficial1689 sucks, man.

[@Mr_Green52]

3:16 notice how the robbers eyes go back and forth to the knife.

[@dinosoreo]

Glad to see rusty is alive... It's been so long

[@mr.lightbulb7008]

Since I have seen my son

[@JS-Media-x1j]

@@mr.lightbulb7008 lost to this monster

[@Inhalepens]

@@JS-Media-x1j To the man behind the slaughter

[@casperhr22]

100% real. Pay no attention the spiraling images in the background.

[@Outta-hz1ej]

the rusty hypnosis made me break into a snack stand

[@thegooobley1993]

@@Outta-hz1ej it made me steal a broken slushy machine

[@TheSaint_Spirit]

*C-Virus*: Exists. Robber: What a nice time to go get some money

[@TheRealV1king1907]

I don't know what the C-Virus is, but I do know what the Coronavirus is. It's not illegal to say it.

[@BustaXD]

8:08 "By raaaaaaaaiiii - D SHADOW LEGENDS"

[@arfuckle1694]

Rusty will be the only man to survive the apocalypse.

[@greyc.4728]

As I was watching this a random stranger tried to get in my backdoor, guess I gotta get a gun now

[@patrickriarchy6054]

Or a garden bayonet.

[@kyodaiiii]

lol your name

[@me-dc8pj]

*cries is Bri- wait, no, nvm I've got a cricket bat we all good*

[@poe1139]

The fact that rusty only uploads when something happens to him irl... *grabs gun*

[@m0phead]

They don’t protecc They do attacc They all comment “WhY hE gOtTa Be BlAcK”