I changed Kirby to go TOO slow..

[@failboat]

Enjoyed watching me "play" Pikmin? Here's a full video of it on my second channel kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3ualmWPfceliKcsi=tR-YWTv8esRssKUH

[@Off-colorsign]

When fortnite video

[@micolord]

Nice vid failboat!

[@Dunkydoggo]

I almost choked on my hotdog when u said is he dabing great

[@ramengod17]

this is not enough to satiate me father I request of more Pikmin 4

[@supasunotchi3355]

Posted at about: 5:30 PT. Next video title: “no”.

[@Choc-Croc]

im still shocked that fail was able to complete an ENTIRE WORLD while waiting for the cutscene to finish

[@CPURianaElmori8879]

An entire world of KATFL and an entire day of pikmin 4

[@trickstertwister612]

@@CPURianaElmori8879 an entire day of pikmin 4 + 1 minute

[@dropfish3109]

@@trickstertwister612 well they were partway through the day

[@AymenZero]

JoJo reference

[@Fenyx_Birb]

They were in two realities at once

[@pikanachuster4032]

I didn't realise how long the animations were UNTIL Dan did the entire world. Like honestly, down to the wire, few seconds to go... honestly wonderful. I definitely need therapy after witnessing whatever that was :D

[@danielblackburn9656]

And the day of pikmin 4

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

Pov: Nathaniel Bandy calculating how long Mario Galaxy cutscenes take

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

Okay but seeing tons of projectiles just floating in the air like stars in the night sky is actually INSANELY cool

[@kyudatoaster]

Why do I see you everywhere???????

[@lukaslp77]

Can we pretend that bombs in the nightsky are like shooting stars?

[@mamunrashid6404]

I could really use a warp star now, warp star now

[@aguyusingyoutube2088]

​@@lukaslp77terrorist attacks are just people trying make the 4th of July last all year

[@EGameDreamer]

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[@alvaroparrafernandez]

3:23 Kirby really needs a new star, let's hope he can make some savings without dying again

[@GummyPikminProductions]

Completing a day of Pikmin 4 AND clearing a world of Forgotten Land while waiting for a super slow motion cutscene to finish feels like a flex, and I love it

[@STRAWBERRYX1770]

★So true☆

[@SpoopyKrown]

7:24 I need nothing else. This is already peak comedy.

[@xavierisanemo3838]

You know the video is going to be insane when Failboat says “The idea is simple”

[@Bung1710]

The idea is simple but the events are unhinged

[@kibro427]

the idea is simple

[@JUMPYCOOL]

“The idea is simple” “ *RUN* “

[@Juliewhulie1]

Indeed

[@Number_1_salesman_1997]

"The idea is simple." "You will die"

[@Echidna-of-emeralds]

0:49 Kirby says: “sorry fail, I forgot to fill the star tank”

[@fireballvmax4852]

The amount of glitches at the start is unparalleled. by now failboat has broken the game more than anybody else

[@Lana_305]

He's broken everything in this game except for 1-1's stack of boxes, which I think is funny because it's gonna be the last thing he will break.

[@xdiamond1035]

​@@Lana_305how much u wanna bet he finna wait until the day before the next Kirby game to destroy those boxes

[@luigipowdemo6458]

That really loud one at 1:06 was actually much louder than in this video.

[@Bokokirby]

A fellow #raiseriggy supporter

[@Al_Marie]

At this point the glitches aren't from the game, Failboat himself IS the glitch

[@Jet_Stream_Samy]

Bro this is the failboat jumpscare 💀 1:04

[@derekmaullo2865]

@Jet_Stream_Samy Your pic and name is horrible. Not worth it

[@aceash5.065]

Lemme guess, this video will start with Failboat saying “The idea is simple”

[@unnamed6864]

You are indeed correct

[@luigipowdemo6458]

Starting to get bored of it.

[@mikelisavinacco2163]

3RD COMMENT edit the final video to this is gunna be normal kirby 👍

[@memellama4542]

minecraft

[@honguy1705]

Right on the money

[@pokechamp7524]

Father, how many more drugs must we take to experience everything in this chaotic mod?

[@maapleleef6454]

57

[@oliverharston815]

I read this in Monokuma's voice.

[@blakksheep736]

Yes.

[@gwainexe9065]

ALL OF THEM.

[@dragonmoonwave]

It is unknown father seems to like our suffering

[@ToasterUltimaVer1]

Having Kirby drop a nuclear bomb on boat’s ears was honestly the peak of the stream.

[@thezombieslayer_cm8267]

I love the eras of failboat first it was close mic, next it was "THE PROBLEM" and now "The Idea Is Simple"

[@some_rando_w_internet]

Don’t forget the “You Wake Up.” Series.

[@privpi]

I wonder what we'll get next

[@Stusheep]

@@some_rando_w_internetYou wake up. It is 3 AM on a Thursday, you should not be awake at 3 am on a Thursday

[@fiftybakedpotatoes]

HEY you forgot "YOU WAKE UP"

[@iamcool322]

the idea is simple its complicated

[@Jehgames]

3:13 NoteBlock is the only one powerful enough to track space time to his liking.👏

[@SemiHypercube]

Loving Kirby's new Bullet Time ability

[@Fully_Certified_Idiot]

This isn't bullet time, it's intercontinental ballistic missile time.

[@martinr3648]

Za warudo

[@paulsander5579]

​@@martinr3648huh didn't know that translates to "the world" apparently

[@Smashy_Bird]

Sounds like a Pokémon move

[@Youhadabadday2021]

​@@Smashy_BirdIt's a stand abilutu from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure you UNCULTURED SWINE-

[@laapgamerkikooshow8732]

I can tell the editor surely Had a LOT of fun editing the live ,must be very fascinating to watch and rewatch...

[@polk1203]

I swear with every creepy video title, i'm suprised nobody has made a failboat analog horror series based on the titles and other stuff

[@sargentgullible2794]

He certainly has a flair of the cursed horror even if he did it unintentionally.

[@shasummerlin5299]

Would kill for a Fail ARG that just clearly doesn't take itself seriously

[@Alex-kq5to]

I remember when I got a notification for this vid I was in the middle of a jtoh obby

[@MailMainbutnot]

digital horror would fit better

[@kiartoons2010]

@@MailMainbutnotA digital horror about Kevin from that NPC Kirby video and his constant agony would slap

[@michaelmccauleyforkids9795]

1:07 one of the few moments failboat was genuinely scared by a Kirby game

[@Aidswayz]

5:44 Dedede is already making Failboat’s thumbnail for him with those eyes

[@Aras-eb7ch]

7:44 Failboat: "Truly, birds (penguins) can fly!"

[@LGreat16]

Not the Pikmin content we asked for, but the one we deserved.

[@lyndisrobin]

true…

[@TheMr.L01]

7:40 321 Penguins be like

[@artfuldodgerrr]

Huh, I never thought The Matrix would collab with Kirby, but it's cool nonetheless. I mean, it's unexpected, but I think it's just plain nifty.

[@paulsander5579]

And it has a pikmin minigame!

[@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk]

@@paulsander5579 and they call endgame an ambitious crossover.

[@heatherramirez6141]

I’m happy Failboat is giving Pikmin more attention, it deserves more content on KZbin than the shred the algorithm gives it.

[@Derpinator01]

We need to take the challenge one step further: How far can you get in the time it takes for slow Kirby to ride the cinematic warp star in the first level?

[@aishutoon4553]

2:21 this is like that one fight scene from madoka magica rebellion, but *Kirby*

[@tired_introvert6299]

ok but the fact that dedede is probably still alive considering his reemergence later means he just suffered through that whole entire thing for 30 something minutes

[@samiamrg7]

It was 30 minutes from our relativistic frame of reference, but from his perspective, he was just hit by 50 bombs in half a second in a whirlwind of pain.

[@thejurassicwarewolf3300]

@@samiamrg7 Thinking about it, imagine just how terrifying this must be in the perspective of the enemies.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@thejurassicwarewolf3300You definitely can’t say it’s an Experience made in heaven…

[@fishfruits]

6:55 me when im tryna hold in a sneeze

[@paigejustneedstocope]

Imagine you’re just going about your day, when suddenly Kirby gains access to Godspeed and everything explodes faster than you can blink.

[@dawnhughes6684]

As a pikmin fan myself, that gameplay was thrilling

[@snorlacs5700]

Legend says failboat’s audio gets 1% quieter every time he makes a Kirby video

[@diddly_dude]

than it must be at -%69421

[@edwinking8432]

Ahw, goddamnit. Missed the mark by one percent

[@game-tips-101]

Its so slow when it lands it tf breaks the sound barrier😂😂😂1:00

[@gabethegamer5957]

my face when I’m about to get hit with a bomb in the back of the head: 7:08

[@guardianhero6124]

Womp

[@jaxonmckay3504]

*clueless*

[@doremon7777-fe2-retrostudio]

When you fail your test, mom: 6:39

[@PrepWizardBix]

2:06 WHY IS THIS JUST KILLING ME

[@123spurks]

2:07 It hasn't begun.

[@Flooffy_number1]

It’s official. It’s possible to die of Dan. Context: by the end of the vid, I was almost completely passed out from laughing so much

[@LouX453]

I can already feel the title changing to "can I beat Kirby before beating Kirby"

[@CrashOzzy1223]

1:48 cool, happens to me a lot… TOO MUCH.

[@froggymasterog]

Lol this stream was hilarious to watch when it was live, and I love how the game was so slow that he started playing Pikmin 4

[@engineergaming3830]

7:34 dedede is ascending to another plane of existance

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

You don't need to tell me to stop, Failboat, I always stop what I'm doing and immediately click the notification whenever you upload a new video

[@CindiG6936]

Fun fact: The title used to be "stop" but Failboat changed it to "I changed Kirby to go TOO slow... "

[@MxJester]

I was in the stream for the blast of 1:30 and the sound was like 10x louder and I'm pretty sure it happened twice

[@terminawarfrance6104]

Oof

[@Beep_Beep_Letuce]

I love the absolute guarantee of chaos whenever Grandpa Ploopy uploads a video

[@Burst_Trigger]

Kirby must have drunk way too many NrG Drinks for the world around him to move this slowly

[@creeperfun12]

He is a stikmin

[@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk]

Now we just wait for the total organ failure.

[@blessedstellaronhunter]

A day of Pikmin 4 is actually around 15 minutes, so while incredibly close, it is longer than Dedede’s death animation at 1/1000th speed, but MUCH shorter than Kirby’s victory dance with the golden cage breaking open at 1/1000th speed.

[@comradecopperbottom2327]

Holy crap he obtained the power of The World.

[@darkydk1650]

Ikr 😂

[@Arcane-leader]

This isn’t the first time he became god in a game and it will never be the last

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Kono Kābi Da!

[@Random_name5033]

5:45 his royal nemesis king dededepressed

[@weirdpieface4292]

2:34 had me dying 😂

[@JeffersonTehCat]

Lol same

[@Dudethatsreallychillbro]

"the idea is simple, KIRBY IS A TIME GOD."

[@CheesyLizzy]

4:40 I'm ace but I'd choose red, it's my favorite color

[@CesarSalad69]

Wouldnt that burn you

[@CheesyLizzy]

​@@CesarSalad69Huh, I haven't played Pikmin yet so I didn't think about that Wouldn't all of them hurt you in some elemental way though if you aren't careful? 🤔

[@mrtopper930]

I’d choose ice. I like cold stuff so ye

[@CheesyLizzy]

@@mrtopper930 fair point

[@jaxonmckay3504]

For me I’d choose purple. Purples need more love and less fat shaming.

[@massgunner4152]

"so you did it?" Fail: yes "What did it slow?" Boat: everything

[@scraftyboi2154]

Anytime Failboat uploads is a good time

[@samvogt7031]

8:46 dededeceased

[@imagiking69420]

oh no

[@tuhtago]

10:33 kirby dabbing

[@dominiclucas3980]

"can I beat King Dedede... BEFORE I beat King Dedede" Failboat 2023

[@Imnotafishtrustme]

…hopefully the next video would be like…the world moves 1000x faster than usual.

[@froxdoggaming3385]

already done

[@Imnotafishtrustme]

@@froxdoggaming3385 wait what-

[@froxdoggaming3385]

yes, that was the first world speed video@@Imnotafishtrustme

[@jaydenbenjamino3993]

“The idea is simple” Kirby drinks to much coffee.

[@GyurkaDaBest]

Another great day of Fail naming his video something cursed, like "stop".

[@Repolor]

I love being subbed to failboat and getting random ominous messages like "stop" "they are coming" "hide" and then just being like "oh I guess failboat uploaded"

[@penguinclub2008]

When failboat said “the idea is simple” I felt that

[@thedmedina]

1:43 you arent the only one. that happened to me a few times too

[@kierrific1357]

Kirby moving extremely slowly at the title screen is accurate because he could either be Going the speed limit Or stuck in traffic.

[@JeffersonTehCat]

Kirby: *punch* Waddle doo: 👁️

[@Lily.Hiragashi]

This is proof that Kirby is a speedster and they are just permanently stuck in flashtime

[@Personn117]

Failboat should make an arg with these cursed early titles

[@JanBurn]

The idea is simple:how much property damage can Kirby cause?

[@Soupshrimpish]

Why wasn’t 7:32 the thumbnail man :(

[@cand1piee]

you gotta love it when the placeholder tilte is "stop"

[@yuri-dx2vl]

The idea is always simple but the execution is incredibly scuffed

[@lovelybab7629]

Boat Speedruns Pikmin While Slowrunning Kirby

[@jacolbyparham0722]

0:01 what's this song called?

[@LolsytheVA]

@@jacolbyparham0722 That one dinky ass song from RtDL, aka Slippery Steps.

[@YesImFine]

I love that the waddle doo just immediately turns around when you kick it like “why have you done this to me? What did I do to deserve this?”

[@MetaZekrom72]

New viewers: Why does Failboat make these videos? Response: 0:22

[@DomiDave]

Man I love one word titles form failboat! The original title was “stop” btw

[@Eradivision2002]

I LOVE THEM AS WELL; it's like they have some type of lore to them!

[@jacobmulholland5952]

Dandori is hard 3:38

[@The_SonicFan2010]

That puff learned chaos control!

[@Thememecreator]

I love how four minutes in, it turns into Pikmin gameplay.

[@MetaZekrom72]

0:22

[@thexdfacedgamer2306]

*"The simple, is the idea."*

[@theguythatplaysuniversesan9869]

You fool I am already nine years old, so kids are perfectly fine with healing that 1:25

[@Neil-rl4lk]

You are the same age as me

[@stuffie5175]

Same

[@marioalbertosandoval-marti7839]

The reason dedede kept exploding is because he couldn't finish his animation for being hit or at least I hop that's what happened

[@Ph1syc]

this wasn't a video. this was an EXPERIENCE.

[@NA-ko7cd]

What a good pikmin video. Is good that failboat id expanding his library of games.

[@FlatFish_100]

Playing this video at 2x speed made you sound incomprehensible but the game look more normal

[@CasualAchiever73]

If anyone wants to know, the song that plays at 2:06-2:09 is "Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me" from Silent Hill 3.

[@memeelfman324]

4:45 👁️👄👁️

[@happyhippoeaters4261]

"What did you do to the drink farther?"

[@soldierispog]

6:25 its like a danganronpa execution

[@Exeggutorking]

Kirby forgot how to land

[@TheFishCultist]

Ah yes Classic failboat title that makes me worry for his mental health

[@AceJackWagon885]

first penguin in space? clearly he does not know the one who learned to fly

[@Currentlynuking]

0:25 ZA WORLDO!

[@jorodmar69]

Google translate says "FOR WORLDO!"

[@imagiking69420]

​@@jorodmar69it's supposed to say "ZA WARUDO!" which translates to "THE WORLD!" It's a Jojo reference.

[@jorodmar69]

lol 😆😆😆😆

[@peachbunny-_-8696]

Just so you know. The animation in the beginning is by muffin snake!

[@CrashOzzy1223]

3:52 yes

[@thequagestclodsire]

Kirby really just did HELLZONE GRENADE!

[@rells2311]

I've had a legitimately hard day, everything that could've gone wrong did, this was the laugh i needed tonight, thank you dan

[@faeriewinds777]

This is when Kirby actually uses time crash and crashed time

[@CrashOzzy1223]

3:05 oh-no

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

typo in the subtitles at 8:47, it says 'Ot's' instead of 'It's' 10:58 calls fleurina 'fluoride'