I Cooked Steak By Drumming On It!

[@ThomasLang00]

That's a beefy kick drum sound! Perfect when you played the meat and potatoes groove to "Beat It". Love it! Much love to you Chris!

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

😂😂😂 Hope you’re doing well mate, sending my best!

[@NikNocturnal]

bRO COOKED FR

[@indigogogoThatfloof]

So true fr

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Who let me cook 😅

[@DrumBeatsOnline]

Chris cooked a steak by drumming on it. I baked cookies while playing a live show... Will you start a very niche restaurant with me where we only make our food while playing drums?

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

It would be my single greatest honour Gabe ❤️

[@NickSampsonOfficial]

Thanks for having me mix your big meaty drums❤️

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

My man, thanks for always crushing it! 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@julianshowalter7001]

You're a legend, thanks for your hard work

[@JDWalkerDrummer]

"Beat It" was the only acceptable song when you're playing with meat

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

I was like, is that too obvious or spot on? 😂😂😂

[@alanjachowicz3550]

@@ChrisTurnerDrums Spot on IMO

[@crabhmandu5819]

or the weird al parody "eat it"

[@dylan9124]

idk, bleed seems pretty damned appropriate as well... particularly when beating meat for hour+ periods of time xD

[@thrashtoad6956]

The flex of playing at 130bpm for a LONG time and then starting to cook a meal with your hands and then raising the bpm TWICE is unbelievable

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

I appreciate you saying this, cus it was deffo a lot of effort 😂 thanks for watching too🙌🏻

[@not_a_hill]

If someone ever tells me that being a musician contributes nothing to society, I'll show them this video

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

😂😂😂

[@charliehanner]

Let him cook 🔥

[@Ryo7_7]

Hell yea 🤘

[@lachlanwayte4399]

"Im entirely happy with this" 💅

[@iplaybassandgh2]

Bleed was fitting on so many levels 😂. Genius, pure genius.

[@isaacyak]

1:50 😂 The best existential commentary ever

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

😂😂😂😂

[@uriioniceXIII]

Joel being an emotional support is amazing

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

He’s the best lol

[@martynemec2072]

I said cook it DJENTly, not gently!

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

😂😂😂

[@Kris.sound1]

😂

[@koc0090]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@MajorasSkullKid]

Brilliant.

[@jasper_thefriendly_ghost]

Chris Turner, the only man to causally play 'Bleed" by Meshuggah in order to cook a steak. kids, this is what one would call, true magic. also, I am now altering my steak preferences moving forward... if the steak cannot be cooked with 40,000+ kick drum kicks, I don't want it.

[@Mr.DOS_]

What a hero! Chris, your kicking is the loudest I've ever heard live, just incredible. :O No wonder you can cook a steak...

[@Bandnamehere]

Absolute god tier content on youtube. The editing, the ideas, the execution. Incredible.

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Ahh thank you so much! This took me ages to do lol so I appreciate that a lot :)

[@rockthekazbah]

wtf is this content? its incredibly well produced and entertaining. CHRIS MY CYBORG DRUMMING IDOL AND NOW FAVOURITE CHEF

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hahaha you legend 🙌🏻😂

[@le_potate3861]

What a monster. That's legitimately a serious feat. Please Nik, please do a yt vid on this so more people can see what a beast Chris is.

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Yeah I’ve not really talked about it, but that was a serious amount of effort to play that many hits in that short time lol! Thanks for watching :)

[@le_potate3861]

@@ChrisTurnerDrums big leg day 💪💪

[@palooza1]

"i know we all thought about it". What an uplifting and optimistic sentence

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

😅🙌🏻

[@Metalhead_cats]

Chris is wearing a Paledusk shirt, this made my day🔥🔥

[@kath359]

I'm downloading the steak samples! 🙌 Yes please, more videos like this!!

[@t-liminal]

Seeing you guys satisfied at the temp and still going for a few seconds longer made me smile 🙂

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Had to make sure it was done 😂😂 glad you enjoyed the video :)

[@pRK747]

I’ll see you guys when this video blows up in popularity soon

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

I hope it does haha

[@AnnihilatorCKF]

I can’t play bass and speak at the same time and here’s this guy literally preparing a WHOLE meal while playing nonstop drums 😂😂

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hahaha it’s so dumb lol I love it

[@sackboss4]

This is one of the best videos I've ever seen

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Thanks so much!!

[@SkyRunnerOFFICIAL]

I have never saw a steak cooked this way. A steak cooked by DW 9000 Series double pedals. 🤣 And btw, full hyped for the full song, let's goooo !!

[@TurkeyTurkk]

Definitely the most creative drummer on the market

[@radawesomeshark]

And on today's episode of Oceans Cooked Alaska

[@JimsMusicDungeon]

This is fantastic, hope more videos are coming :)

[@Muler3627]

I've just got back from walking the dog in the park, watched this and was surprised to see you did this at the Bracebridge, which is literally where I've just come from! 😂

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hahaha no way that’s awesome! Cheers to Birmingham 🙌🏻

[@bleedingsatellites]

Joel looks so scary.. then you see him interact with others and he is just a big fucking cutie what a guy

[@AlanKey86]

Physicist breakdown: *Data* Specific heat capacity of beef, C = 1670 J/(kg K) Initial temperature = 22°C Final temperature = 53°C Temperature change, ΔT = 31 K Estimated mass of steak, m = 0.34 kg Number of kick drum hits, n = 55,000 *Analysis* Energy required for temperature change, E = mCΔT E = 0.34 × 1670 × 31 = 17602.8 J Energy imparted to steak by each hit is *at least* 17602.8/55000 = 0.32 J At 130 bpm, this is equivalent to a power output of 0.69 W. For comparison, a typical microwave oven has a power rating of 750 W.

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hell yea! Great maths :) however, 0.69W this isn’t the power generated at pedals, as the system is very inefficient. So to make it a fair comparison to the power output of the microwave we would need to figure this out!

[@AlanKey86]

@@ChrisTurnerDrums Absolutely. I think the biggest heat loss is the steak quickly radiating away the heat you're transferring into it. By my estimation, about 10 J is lost every second to the environment through this process*. inevitably there's heat lost due to friction between moving parts in the pedal as well, plus heat radiated from the muscles in your legs. I made a spreadsheet :) * Assuming the steak's mass is 0.34 kg, its density is 1040 kg/m³ and it's 2.5 cm thick, the area on it's largest face is about 0.013 m², or 0.026 m² when we include both sides. The Stefan-Boltzmann Law calculates the power radiated as heat from a warm object. Using the average temperature of the steak during the experiment (288.5 K) this gives a power output of 10.3 W. If the steak could be thermally insulated, you could cook it approximately 15 times faster. Playing at higher tempos has 2 benefits - faster transfer of energy but also less time for the steak to radiate away the heat its gained. When you increased from 130 to 150 bpm you were cooking faster but also becoming more efficient. What do you think your max tempo is?

[@misterLukeG]

Dont know if youll ever see this Chris but I noticed you pull the rubber clip tight on your IEMs cable whilst youre playing. If you wrap a small bit of electrical tape around each cable below where you pull the rubber tight to, it was stop slipping down and coming loose.

[@joelstmartin]

Here because of Nik this type of video is awesome and genuinely entertaining

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Thanks so much :)

[@curley3168]

Ain't seen Joel in a minute, silent screams need a reunion fast!

[@mattnormandrums]

Dude!! This was so fun to watch!! Love the samples and bringing in snare and cymbals to play to songs, while your boys hopped on and kept the beaters going🤘🏼🥁 Love the video!! Restaurant looks great too. We’ll have to grab a bite when I’m over there.

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hell yea man, glad you enjoyed the vid! :)

[@peperonikiller]

Great video! Love this kind of content man keep 'em coming!

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Thanks so much :) hopefully this pops off so I can justify doing my next idea haha

[@maxalltoowell]

Awesome! Your videos are super well done. Love it!!

[@turcman8684]

Great video! Glad to see you could do some more cool stuff like this!

[@vukjovanovicofficial]

Absolutely amazing content my dude! Much love and support from Serbia!

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Thank you so much! Peace from England 🙌🏻

[@vukjovanovicofficial]

@@ChrisTurnerDrums Thanks a lot mate! Peace!

[@TheMotherSeal]

Holy shit, I'm loving the youtuber Chris Turner. Much success to you my friend

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hahaha thanks so much! Hopefully it pops off so I can do more 😅

[@TheMotherSeal]

It’s crazy to see your trajectory dude, you deserve all the success!

[@johnmurray5241]

This is the content I was missing. Sick video!

[@isaacyoder4137]

Don't think I didn't see you including the ghost snares on Bleed, props👍

[@ekselentofficial]

Absolutely wild. You're one of my biggest drum inspirations, but I don't think I'll try this one

[@brandondrummechanics]

I appreciate the thermal dynamics in this video ❤

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hahaha YES! 😂 I thought you’d like the endurance side of it more

[@migudm6408]

This is the content I deserve as a drummer.❤❤

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hahaha I’m always worried trying new weird stuff, so I’m glad you enjoyed it :)

[@migudm6408]

@@ChrisTurnerDrums i love that Chris, Chris where can I get the video of your double bass drum strokes?

[@juanacuna9031]

Duude! We need more creative content like this! Enjoyed it 🤙

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

If it picks up I’ll deffo do more! I got some wacky ideas floating around that’s for sure lol

[@spectrophobia2078]

With over 55k kicks, Chris should have just have sent those transmissions to the astrounauts out there who actually need a dry steak

[@Beefkite]

This is hilarious!! Your talent never ceases to amaze me!!!

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hahaha love you Beth 🫶🏻

[@Korhona]

Can't wait ! is this going to be hilariously serious or seriously hilarious ? :)

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Honestly it’s both 😅 I hope you enjoy it :)

[@Korhona]

@@ChrisTurnerDrums loved it from second 1 to finish ! thanks for the good laugh and thanks to all the crew that stayed up !

[@xClass_Clownx]

This man needs 1 million subscribers now, how this has UNDER 50,000 views is beyond me

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Thank you so much for this comment 🙌🏻 hopefully it pops off!

[@ImVenrix]

The Paledusk merch 🔥🔥

[@ricky_dirk]

Dude 😂 this was freakin hilarious! Definitely didn’t expect to hear Bleed played on a steak when I got up today. Looking forward to the next video! 🤙🏻

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

😂😂😂 glad you enjoyed it :)

[@santoshTyp17]

One of the best Ideas in my holy YT Universe

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Thank you so much! Hopefully more ppl see it 😅

[@TheHoodedDrummer15]

Bro this is too funny 😂😂 never thought it’d actually work I’m mad impressed 🤟

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

It’s wild right?

[@TheHoodedDrummer15]

Reminds me of that chicken slapping meme

[@rivergrey-mh6sc]

Caught a clip of this watching Nik, thought it was big Joel, Nah this is quality, SUBBED X

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Thanks so much! :)

[@x8jason8x]

His face when he bit into it 🤣

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Honestly this was so much fun to do haha

[@ThyRenaissance]

I’m a musician who enjoys food-related videos/documentaries. I totally didn’t expect this but I NEED TO LIKE THIS VIDEO MANY TIMES. Thank you for the entertainment 😂

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hahaha you hero 🙌🏻 so glad you enjoyed the vid :)

[@opticalnitemare]

Came for the drumming, stayed for the meat beating endurance 🤌

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Honestly this was mad effort hahaha

[@rumanrobert]

That Bleed played on the meat killed me :D :D :D :D

[@ThomazBryan368]

Truly one of the best things I’ve ever watched 🤣🤣 Chris is the mvp 🐐

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@Wrightworth]

The legend continues

[@SalTurner-ge4zp]

Never thought I'd see a steak cooked like that.... hilarious!!

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Glad you enjoyed it :) Thanks so much for watching!

[@alexst3232]

What in the hell did I just watch, this is amazing!

[@belugaprincessofficial]

really putting the butcha in butcha boys! also, never thought i'd see Chris Turner beat meat for 114 minutes but i guess there's a first for everything... (in all seriousness great video hahaha)

[@migudm6408]

Chris, I have your course and it is super cool and I saw that there could be a video of your double stroke bass drum rolls. Does that exist or is it lost media? I love You Chris x4000 ❤

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hey, thanks so much for getting the course!!! I really hope you enjoyed it and progressed a lot from it :) I’ve not made the session as sadly not enough people requested it, but maybe I will in the future! :)

[@migudm6408]

@@ChrisTurnerDrums thx Chris 🫶🏻❤️

[@kath359]

This is hilarious, I love it ❤🙌😂

[@bitsy00005]

Completely ludicrous! I love it.

[@orala2593]

this is true quality content

[@therockstarbarber68]

lol def need more videos like this

[@manianeusz8654]

That's insane, love it

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Thanks for watching! :) 🙌🏻

[@yiyi_core9179]

7:18 el experimento del bife con remera de sentinels, la carne se sella con un poco de aceite el la sartén jajaja

[@jeppeki]

Awesome work! Where can I find a transcript of the drumming? Cooking a steak for the boys tonight. Cheers!

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hahahaha mega! 😅 Transcriptions are linked in description for my actual songs btw lol

[@paiefilhomachado7630]

Bleed:❌ Cook:✅

[@senorspock]

This is a genius level of absurd. Thank you for making this

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hahaha thanks so much! Hopefully it pops off!

[@KoenJung]

From rare to well done this steak is LEGENDary

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hahaha 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@curtishmusic]

That's the most KZbin video I've ever seen from a drummer lol. I hope you get the virality you deserve!

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

I hope so too! As I got lots more ideas I wana do hahaha

[@Jelle97S]

The absolute menace to play bleed on that setup. Criminal.

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

🤓

[@joshhiroti]

Lol immediately from Beat It on meat to Bleed

[@itsamedood]

now that's a meaty bass drum with cooked beats

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

😂😂

[@thesummit615]

Oh hell yeah

[@kristapspucens]

Youu absolute madman!

[@AlfredRova]

never in my life would i expect to hear someone play bleed on a steak

[@FrostahVFX]

This was funny as hell! Can't wait for the new music!

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hell yea! Thanks for watching too :)

[@DevinTaylorDrums]

You weren’t kidding in the downbeat podcast, I was pleasantly surprised

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hahaha I got plenty more silly ideas too 😂

[@CornerStoreDrums]

OH LETS GO!! 💯🥁

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

🥳🥳🥳

[@rubylong8897]

Dead☠️😂 Loved the ridiculousness!🤘🖤Keep being the crazy drumming badass you are!

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Thank you so much 😅😂🙌🏻

[@officedrummerdaily]

amazing video!

[@lucasloguercio6108]

You gotta do a cover of hunting season in my opinion it probably has some of the best drumming outa all of your guys songs. Ive yet to see anyone play it

[@clarissal6007]

This is what happens when you let Chris cook 👨‍🍳🔥

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Fr tho, who tf let me cook 😂

[@jimboscustoms]

😂 brilliant stuff this made me chuckle

[@yoyohxc]

killing it man🤙

[@GreyManFaustus]

Po'a'oes and rosemary bu'er, the best way to enjoy steak.

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

😂😂😂

[@RamonSmithMusic]

What the fuck did I just watch?!? And why am I so wonderfully entertained? XD

[@kidjunk]

The GOAT

[@mikestanton6963]

Wow steak and drums, best combo meal 🎉

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Hahaha thanks Mike

[@Kris.sound1]

Gordon Ramsey and Uncle Rodger are gonna lose their minds!!!

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Bro if they react I’ll die haha

[@JohnnyColdheart]

Shout out to James rocking the Sentinels shirt.

[@Sgt_Rash]

Top tier content. This is what youtube is really for. 👍👍

[@ChrisTurnerDrums]

Thank you so much!

[@davep7589]

You're a mad lad chris 😂