I crashed the stock market by breaking every law

I crashed the stock market by breaking every law, sorry wall street.
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[@kyrimichael4418]

"I crashed the stock market by breaking every law" - Don't worry Kevin, that's pretty much how people in Wall Street operate anyway.

[@IamaPERSON]

Report links

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@MajorBaker-vz9go]

@Willy on Wheels begone bot

[@IamaPERSON]

@Willy on Wheels BEGONE BOT

[@IamaPERSON]

@@MajorBaker-vz9go exactly

[@thecuriousindividualdan5652]

“I crashed the stock market by breaking every law” Wall Street: “It’s only breaking laws if you’re poor”

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@JayTohab]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid moment

[@rajdeepvijayaraj4243]

Ah Free Market, I love thee.

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@BadDayLp]

When Wall Street breaks laws: *hihi, just a small mistake, hihi only a few billions gone. im just quirky like that* When people are fed up, band together and buy stocks; Wall Street: We NeEd MoRe LaWs AgAiNsT tHat Everybody else: Laws against what? Speaking with each other? Buying stock overall? Its your fucking fault that you have lost billions in Gamestop and ill ragequit the next time i hear one of em ask for a bail out.

[@Patterrz]

"what does integrity mean?" Stock broker: "You're gonna fit in great here"

[@joaomanuel8137]

Well what are you doing here

[@bk_Syndicate_FL850KH]

Tegrity weed

[@copocopocopocopo]

@@joaomanuel8137 Well, Pat's a regular on the Dear Leader Jim Pickens channel.

[@ailexx3377]

Almost ruined 696 likes

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

Hagrid

[@KuueenKumi]

I can just imagine Kevin driving down the streets of New York in his tank, dropping cups of coffee out the side yelling "COFFEE'S DOWN!"

[@royjaber571]

And using his tank to deliver food with uno eats 😆

[@KuueenKumi]

@@royjaber571 omg yes, perfect! Throwing boxes of pizzas like Frisbees, from his tank, not even pulling up to the curb

[@royjaber571]

@@KuueenKumi exactly and blasting soda bottles from the Canon of the tank 😆

[@KuueenKumi]

@@royjaber571 Jeezus, I can see it 💯

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

Not the weirdest thing you'd see on NYC

[@whynot-tomorrow_1945]

I love the idea of this crowd of lobbyists shuffling in and out of offices loudly proclaiming whether coffee is good or bad all day long 😂😂😅😂

[@dragon_girl12]

Seeing Kevin break things is so cathartic. Like, yes chaotic man go forth and destroy! I'm glad we have such a wonderful inspiring culmmunity leader

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@shadybanana6553]

Whats the name of this game seems intresting. When i try to find ferios at steam nothing came up.

[@cheeseisherelive753]

Okay but like genuinely tho! Being as I’m someone who always does the good routes in games, it’s really fun to see the alternate routes hehe

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@progamer_not2681]

@Willy on Wheels stop posting other videos on an amazing youtuber a channel. It is funny cuz you have more likes then dislikes

[@GameSocietyPimps]

😂 "They wanted $200,000. I told them to give me $200,000 and we met in the middle" I need to remember that negotiation technique next time I'm looking for a condo

[@skippingrhyme4386]

Ill Sell you mine for 200k!

[@saxomarphone]

Kevin never asks us “how’s it going?” Anymore! So I guess we have to ask Kevin. Hey there Kevin, how’s it going?

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Glisten456]

Hey there saxomarhone, how's it going? My name's The Eggman 456

[@ivgorm9365]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@DoubleA1209]

@Willy on Wheels Why did you make me listen to this? Worst thing is that I listened to it all. Now, I need bleach.

[@IamaPERSON]

@Willy on Wheels disgusting

[@marlowarlo3558]

“Is this his friends? Better demotivate him.” He says, throwing out his own photo Tbf that would demotivate me too, I’d be terrified by a guy who just tossed out all his personal belongings as a tactic to scare me

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

Hagrid

[@pleasesetmeonfire1166]

One of my best friends in high school was a kid with bipolar disorder who would constantly break his personal belongings when he got manic and decided to be a minimalist and I can confirm that people were indeed scared of the lad. I remember when he pissed on and broke his LG flip phone because he decided technology was overrated. Wonder where he is nowadays.

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

@@emperorzoltar6938 among us

[@cocolime6496]

power move

[@iamabigman9700]

When u realise Kevin hasn’t been reminding us of his name since he moved to Spain…

[@MHF786]

I feel like it's like his bitlife play through where he immigrates to another country after he escapes jail and does a sex change. Only to kill again and move to another country again.

[@anastasialovesoranges]

Who is Kevin?

[@fury1031]

He hasn't asked us how we are either 😭😭😭

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@spookyurl4665]

More like bore ragnorak

[@theflickchick9850]

It just occurred to me that I have no idea how the stock market works. But I'm now confident that it's exactly like this, bear statuettes and all.

[@skippingrhyme4386]

I made 6.7 million on the Stock Market in the last 6 months And i have no idea how it works either lol im a Landscaper. #ThankYouTeslaOptions

[@user-ds7ej3ri8u]

"I was adjacent to trying" is just a big mood

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@getschwifty5271]

Me when I was in college

[@duckman12569]

"Oh wait is that me doing it?" Kevin pauses, realising the sheer extent of the scam that is 'free-market trade'

[@ZayRashod]

Kevin you havent told us who you are in the beginning in awhile and its making me uncomfortable

[@goldensloth7]

oh, is his name kevin? huh.

[@1umbreon4life]

@@goldensloth7 that's what he'd like us to call him, anyway

[@crash6192]

Damn, Zay Rashod really a part of the cult

[@Miss_Distress]

Yeah Kevin how do we know you're the real Kevin, huh?

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

Hagrid

[@mr.handbones9591]

Throwing things out the window in a stock market game. It feels like they make these games specifically with a "what will Kevin try" mind set.

[@immarissa]

“$100,000 worth of coffee, please!” How my mornings start every day.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@gram.]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@cack_tus]

The titles of Kevin’s videos are starting to sound like that one guy in Ratatouille who changes his story every time someone asks him why he was in prison

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@pagansbasin6657]

Wow, I didn’t know Kevin was a real stock broker

[@jamiefagerstrom]

@TommySunday 🅥 F U

[@realdragon]

Then how I will remember to call him Kevin?

[@jwg2665]

JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS BURNING IN HE|| LMFAOO 🔥🔥🔥

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@frametrash9047]

I absolutely adore how happy kevin sounds now. He just makes my day now constantly, and genuinely makes me laugh

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

Hagrid

[@Missa_Propriation]

I miss when Kevin said the name of the game he was playing at the beginning 😭 he usually got the name wrong, but I still liked it.

[@monotone1180]

anyone know what this game's called? found it its called 'the invisible hand'

[@mooncakev1689]

@@monotone1180 hero

[@SadiaNoshin]

@@monotone1180 Bless you

[@lionwilliams5390]

The Test Trilogy might just be the most underrated game series on steam.

[@KuueenKumi]

Are those the personality test games that cost like 2 bucks? I'd love to see Kevin play those

[@lionwilliams5390]

@@KuueenKumi They are! They're amazing.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Superbia_Anima]

Would you rather punch a nun or get punched by a nun?

[@KuueenKumi]

@@Superbia_Anima Ohoho, nice try, Satan

[@Kaybug150]

Someone should make a compilation of every time Kevin says "I'm gonna get arrested" in a videogame.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

I dont sure anyone would be up to that sort of work. I mean, that video could go on for hours.

[@celene_moon]

One second I have to go contact lampshade doggo

[@Jakoseph]

I just got out of a year long rehab, these videos have made my life more enjoyable for over a year now, thanks for making these dude

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@LoveRemains]

They helped me out the same way a couple years ago. Btw congrats, sober life is pretty amazing. 😊

[@Jakoseph]

@@LoveRemains thank you you too :)

[@getschwifty5271]

Aye man as someone who struggles with sobriety I wanna congratulate you & wish you the best of luck moving forward in ur life!

[@CHloE748]

Watching this pretending I even know what “shorting” is or anything else about stocks 😂

[@lancapolida3792]

Love how Kevin decided to make an effort to destroy that one specific character's job. Like, plenty of people got fired because of him, but that one dude is gonna be living on the streets after today's events.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

He really went "fuck that guy in particular".

[@bannerthesuperdog]

I’m too small brain to understand this concept so I’ll just smile and wave

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Gandalf_the_Black_]

You need to get a smooth brain instead of a small brain

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@dragutintheslav-veliki790]

@@Gandalf_the_Black_ or just have no brain at all, that works too

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

Relatable

[@Craig_B]

The game is called "The invisible Hand" for anyone that wants to play it on steam

[@gabrielanke5941]

Thank you very much! Been scrolling through the video and comments trying to find it, searching on steam/google didn't help either, so you are a true hero to me :D

[@santnox7559]

Kevin doesn't mention the title because he knows people will ask and answer about it in the comments. More comments = more video promotion by KZbin algorithm. Kevin is not the channel he used to be anymore, now it's all about making revenue. flashy titles like "this is LITERALLY the weirdest game ever" and such.

[@Dispariabooks]

Man, turnip trading in AC has gotten really advanced if they made a whole minigame about it.

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

Hagrid

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

Can’t wait to see how handling a salmon suspiciously causes an economic crash in a video game

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@acidsugarz]

"I crashed the stock market by breaking every law" If KZbin doesn't work out, I'm sure Robinhood will gladly hire you!

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@bravobird9435]

Lmafo

[@Gandalf_the_Black_]

Robbin' da hood

[@bcav712]

DOGE $1

[@myathewolfeh1156]

"Hey, you're not working, you're playing Solitaire." That's like 70% of office workers, lol.

[@AGuywhohasGoodTaste]

“I crashed the stock market by breaking every law” Kevin always breaks the laws in every game, the laws being the actual game.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@lazyslother5264]

he is a very bad man

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@MattMann-cr2nj]

'I sent lobbyists after coffee, i hate coffee' Coincidentally Jacksepticeye's coffee company crashed shortly afterwards...

[@jesserichard5953]

If your investing experience is less than 10 years, start with 4-6 portfolio. Don't bet big on any single company, learn the process first. Initial diversification is not bad, it really worked for me during my earlier years. Remember that protection of Capital is a must, Good luck.

[@benkent4657]

Very true. Also new investors should study the market. Market crashes are opportune time to protect capital in the sense that one can gain years of growth from the bottom of a crash in a month. This last crash provided over a decade of of growth in majority of stocks and cryptos. Always be ready to jump at these opportunities.

[@isabellaanthony6250]

My target last year was to buy an new home and I had only 11months to make this happen because my rent was due. I had an investment manager guilding me at this time and I happen to achieve my goal. So yes, opportunities do materialize if we don't sleep on them.

[@watkins_bennett]

How do one get in touch with your manager? I have be making lots of losses trading on my own

[@anaishareyansh8579]

Serena Rodriguez is my manager's name. Her strategies and signals are top notch.

[@fernandorodrigo6776]

How do you guys achieve such trade success, i could really use some tips?

[@danielwood6933]

"Coffee, buy buy buy" The Spiffing Brit wants to know your location

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@Chosen1Creator]

Manipulating the markets :) by using coffee :(

[@RUNFROMONYX]

i am noticing a trend of the names of the games not being featured in the videos. as a result: day 1 of asking kevin what the game is called

[@santnox7559]

he knows people will ask and answer about it in the comments. More comments = more video promotion by KZbin algorithm. Kevin is not the channel he used to be anymore, now it's all about making revenue. flashy titles like "this is LITERALLY the weirdest game ever" and such.

[@celene_moon]

The Invisible Hand

[@NightmareBlade10]

@@santnox7559 Yeah I've definitely noticed that he became a lot less candid the past year. His humor is still the same, but his video titles and thumbnails have gotten to be a lot more clickbaity 'here's my surprised reaction face" youtuber rather than when he used to have his own style. He replaced his KEVO watermark so he could make every video look like the generic "I DID THIS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED" type of garbage you would find everywhere else on youtube, which is a shame because the content of his videos are top notch and he's a genuinely funny guy. On one hand I'm glad he's getting more popular, but on the other hand I hate how most of his uploads look exactly like every other popular clickbaity youtuber's now. It was fun when he had his own style, but now he's changed his format for the sole purpose of getting exposed to more and more people and its kind of sad as a long time viewer.

[@ScrumpehDrinker]

Kevin after playing a game: "Now that's a lot of damage!"

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@ZombieSazza]

“This is definitely gunna kill someone, good luck out there!” Bears first murder, awww

[@asadpuppy1259]

The scariest position Kevin can hold is as a hedgefund manager

[@vanguardiris3232]

I misread this as "hedgehog manager" and was delighted

[@katluvr4266]

Day 18 of asking Kevin to finish the Desperate Housewives game

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Bananachan289]

There was far too much child slapping in that game lol

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I crashed the stock market by breaking every law" Jim Pickens would be so proud

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@poisonmantis4191]

@@hagrid3348 thanks hagrid

[@Sengyizhe]

Kevin please go back to having a bit of an intro, i liked it when you gave a bit of a leadup to what you are doing or playing, and liked to know what the game was right off the back. :)

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@adrianaramos4888]

I liked knowing the name of the game

[@phosphatepod]

@@adrianaramos4888 replying to see if anyone knows the game

[@jacelauren3683]

someone else commented that the game was called the invisible hand, wasn’t sure if you already saw it or not!

[@joshbuchanan8541]

Right off the bat*

[@harrisonpelham7580]

Kevin’s video: “destroying economies and breaking laws” Me: “is this a repost?”

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Ah yes more of Kevin playing "Best Bad" simulator games just to fuel his new addiction

[@IamaPERSON]

Report TommySunday

[@k1ngf3lon92]

Kevin:“I need to be more careful with my money” Also Kevin: *gets super excited over a bear statue he spent like 5,000$ on and then throws it out of the window of the building

[@neonbunnies9596]

My man Kevin is single-handedly running the coffee stock market

[@woolfieMcP]

"I crashed the stock market by breaking every law" As opposed to crashing the game by breaking the physics. I'd say that's progress

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@BennyLlama39]

Kevin: "Yes, I'm happy to do insider trading." Me: I'll take "Martha Stewart Quotes" for $100, Alex. : )

[@autismgaming5311]

Kevin becoming a better stock investor then all of wallstreat

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Skully8998]

Kevin: " oh god don't call me, just text me " So does that mean his new name is Textmekevin? 🤣

[@mrsporadicsporkguy5481]

This game is kinda scary when you realize this is basically how it works in real life.

[@NightmareBlade10]

Except most of it is automated

[@parthmudgal9270]

What's scary in that? This should be enticing for you.

[@myzensianquaternasius6848]

I really love how Kevin absolutely destroys everything he comes across, just like mom used to do.

[@firefly2647]

I'm so glad I sat down and finally watched the award winning movie, The Feck of Wall Street.

[@Randomninja47]

Kevin is just demonstrating what goes on daily in real life. It's literally fine unless you're a retail investor but since you work for a firm, you're good.

[@MHF786]

"What does integrity mean?" ~ Kevin - 2021

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@scottbaileymsc]

At the start of every video I can't help but say "Haha, Kevin". There is a reason he is the only KZbinr I watch every day but I don't know why, I don't think any of us do, he's just great

[@manologamerss5801]

I love how Kevin thinks he was damaging a guy's SHORT SELLING of oil by TANKING IT.

[@MHF786]

Somewhere between "i broke a game" to "i broke the stock market" we all grew up. Good God these bots are getting out of hands.

[@MHF786]

Are you like the ancestor of hagrid?

[@jwg2665]

JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS BURNING IN HE|| LMFAOO 🔥🔥🔥

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@MHF786]

Apparently not

[@firetarrasque4667]

Destroying the stock market is one of the most Chad moves imagineable. Doing it illegally is even better.

[@nathand4118]

I am being deprived of my "how's it going. My name is Kevin."

[@KevinG3699]

Way to go Kevin! Never a dull moment when you dive into things you have no business in.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

So we finally get to see the man who inspired the wolf of wall street

[@Connor-tw7qj]

"If you're wearing sunglasses indoors, thats a no from me." -Kevin wearing sunglasses indoors

[@jimmylittle9393]

"I'm socially anxious don't call me" relatable.

[@AW-sx1vl]

Kevin could've had some great ads on this with a different title. "This is how I beat the stock market" "I made over $1 million in commodities alone!"

[@callmeturg]

Day 147 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

[@IamaPERSON]

Report any links

[@IamaPERSON]

Anyway, how are you

[@oamioxmocliox8082]

;)

[@lettuce984]

*TURG?*

[@IamaPERSON]

@@lettuce984 TURG!

[@tristoncriswell3254]

I've started watching you a lot these past few months thank you for making these videos, always like watching these when bored.

[@whatdadogdoin_]

the genuine panic at 16:41 makes me, someone who doesn't know shit about stock, panic as well, forgetting this is just a video game😭

[@Miss_Jinx]

I learned more about the stock market in Kevin’s video that I ever did in school.

[@PotatoJedi]

I hope there's a follow-up video to this. I'm strangely… invested… ;D

[@ely1508]

I didn't expect to enjoy this as much as I did! We need more of Kevo, the heartless stock broker, pleaseeee

[@Princess-Jellyfish]

I love these types of videos

[@kiwisandsprinkles8947]

No “how’s it going” Kevin? This move changed you 😔

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@GlaurungTheGreat]

I like how somehow Kevin can just market manipulate with impunity. Send in twenty lobbyists, that'll obviously enormously shift the value of a multi-billion dollar industry.

[@death1019]

I needed those laughs. Thanks, Kevin!

[@4dante]

You are great bro, the videos are always funny and I laugh at your videos. Thank you for the years of good content

[@NotOki1]

I'd like to imagine the title is about real life and I missed it on the news that Kevin did a national tragedy

[@Eclipse-uv3jj]

If you are curious the game's called the invisible hand.

[@largemoose6064]

I need more of this series

[@half-death8095]

I could watch this all day

[@humlegard-gaming]

That means that it isnt stonks... Its sknots Also: I always knew that Kevin would crash the stockmarket one day, im so proud of him.

[@JayTohab]

It's sweet that he's shortened it to "hey friends", even though it's probably at his own expense.

[@owomuwu]

this is so good please more

[@tayk.t.523]

Watching this video made me remember how much I don't understand the stock market. Tha k you, Kevin.

[@FrenchFries2]

Kevin breaks every law? So a classic Tuesday evening then?

[@IamaPERSON]

Pretty much. Also, report links

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

"I can't believe Kevin likes Van-Patten's card over mine"

[@maxxgame]

I really enjoyed this one. Good video Kevin :)

[@Horltum]

This is one of the Kevin vids I keep coming back to.

[@stephaniewatkins8022]

Kevin, I appreciate you’re mixing up your intro but YOU HAVEN’T ASKED ME HOW ITS GOING

[@lol4907]

I hope Kevin plays it more this game is so good

[@SeanConroy_]

what's it called?

[@hagrid3348]

hagrid

[@pixeldeni]

Thanks for another great video Kevin! I’m enjoying them while I’m at home with covid

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@pixeldeni]

@@hagrid3348 thanks Hagrid

[@kewoshk]

Get well soon, playing video games and reading helped me with my quarantine back in the day. Have a nice day/night 🌸

[@pixeldeni]

@@kewoshk thank you :)

[@jessicanicholson]

When Kevin says the word coffee so many times you start getting adverts for coffee 😂😂😂

[@epicviolence123]

I got a stock market ad on this vid 😂😂😂

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

You know it's gonna be a good video when it starts with Kevin saying "bye" in a panic

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@nehpranatospsy5668]

I love trading and that vid was so funny to watch ty kevin

[@miguelproenca8468]

This video is alredy stonks because it made my day

[@cringeoregano3411]

Day 3 of asking Kevin to play "G-Force the video game"

[@abcdefgheat1888]

Day 228 of asking Kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

[@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211]

I second this

[@KuueenKumi]

Is it even possible? I thought it was corrupted

[@agatha4367]

as someone who hated learning about stocks in business math and has repressed any knowledge about it but loves kevin, watching this was a bittersweet experience

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

Halfway through this video I started playing Solitare. Kevin sure is good at manipulating what we consume!