I Created A World Designed Only To Cause Suffering

Today I forced four groups to find and fight over the perfect piece of land.
They all start in barren lifeless husks of dirt, and they have to find the promised land or die trying.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Worldbox God Simulator - store.steampowered.com/app/12...
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/

[@Aesculathehyena]

"I just survive on noodles and air." Don't be silly, DF. We all know you also survive on coffee.

[@SephirothRyu]

Yeah, he is basically Spiffing Brit's arch-nemesis.

[@pikachuboi2255]

@@SephirothRyu Yeah, he is basically Spiffing Brit's arch-nemesis.

[@dominicfranzese5258]

​@@pikachuboi2255 Yeah, he is basically Spiffing Brit's arch-nemesis.

[@jeremystreckeisen6411]

@@dominicfranzese5258instead of “this is perfectly balanced” it’s “this is unfair, suffer”

[@brianchapman9283]

And copious amount of narcotics

[@maskedshadow5365]

"I don't really care which happens as long as they're suffering" - Dangerouslyfunny 2023

[@hexturne]

we love suffering

[@Wishkeirs]

Me doing anything involving fictional life 💀

[@reubenbartholomew2051]

I read this line in sink to him saying it accidentally 😂

[@prast4097]

0:19

[@rat4855]

​@@reubenbartholomew2051You read the line in a sink? Were you in the sink, or was the line in the sink? Either way, both are pretty weird things to be in a sink.

[@IzaacChristian-bx3bq]

He always sounds so sarcastic and it’s hilarious Keep it up

[@deniseschadt391]

“Maybe he’s just flexing on them” he has weakness trait

[@pidgeon2304]

Ye I saw that too

[@racer927]

DF is the GrayStillPlays of 2019 to 2021 and I'm all here for it.

[@BoredTruckn]

You installed a mod for turbo speed? The game already had that, you just gotta unlock it in the setting by clicking the floating burger a few times and going in and out of the menu until the green icon pop up at the top right. Then you can click on it and select turbo, which is 40x speed. Or you can hold left control and use the scroll wheel past 5x.

[@Notthatpanda]

This one human walking through ork territory is like Frodo Baggins on his mission in LoR. With his lil legendary sword😂

[@MezW10]

every worldbox vid df does ends with him destroying everything and im all for it 😁

[@shanesloth4419]

you knows its gonna be a good day when DF uploads

[@IzaacChristian-bx3bq]

It’s a good night on my side of the world

[@williamschmitz9129]

Good morning for me

[@hexturne]

he uploads daily tho… (idk if thats just a joke going over my head or if you are just being stupid)

[@ColdSpinat]

Evening for me

[@Icesniper-lm5or]

But he uploads every day

[@azuremei]

now who’s allowing the guy running on pure caffeine to organize a world 🤨

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF. I LOVE that your playing Worldbox again.

[@Dorumon21]

as the last orc remaining cries out, he warned that a day will come that the humans shouldn't have denied them their beer.

[@Joshua.18]

Why is his voice so soft and soothing.

[@Ender_Spider]

Ah yes, eternal suffering, my favorite.

[@nablamakabama488]

Wood is such an important resource. Without a biome trees don’t grow, so the people on the outer ring can’t build houses or anything, so they don’t have space for more population, they can’t make food and are constantly starving. This makes expanding impossible. If no one had initially chosen the sand (wich turns to a beach or desert biome automatically depending on the distance to water), no one would ever reached more than 15 population and no one would have made a new village, so no one would have reached the resources in the middle. If that had happened you could have watched hours of people sitting in tents, waiting for someone to starve and having a new baby to fill the free tent of the dead guy. Their technology would develop to the max level, but this would only make them a little bit stronger and allow them to build streets between their tents helping them to move a little bit faster while doing nothing.

[@commandershepard6241]

So DF pretty much summed up the warcraft lore Humans minding their own business and then orcs came out of nowhere to ruin everything for everyone

[@Joshua.18]

DF's vids are always the best.

[@2dheethbar]

4 civilizations fight for 1 paradise. - my attempt at remembering the original title

[@ExKalowbar]

Life is a circle of pain with a centre of rewards. But everyone wants whats in that centre, so can you take it?

[@Metalshark100]

Imagine just living in a utopia created over millions of years but one day, the sky goes dark and all you see is fire and wings. 💀

[@wxquik8668]

Haven’t watched your vids in a month so now i get to binge them all

[@doomsandmore]

You went from the birth of the world to world of warcraft to riegn of fire in the span of a single video.

[@Random_F]

I love your vids. There so cool and entertaining❤

[@tybois74]

@4:01: "I basically live off noodles and air." -DF, maybe I'm sorry, who are you and what have you done with our coffee-addicted DF?

[@damien-ny8cm]

Dude i've Loved your stuff for years

[@randomhistorystuff165]

3:59 "I basically live off noodles and air" I live off naan, coffee, and air. Not too different DF, and I love your content. So I live off of: Naan, coffee, air, and your content. and 2 seconds of sleep a night. Ah yes, suffering, my favorite.

[@adamklym2738]

This man is crazy and I love it

[@CarJul666]

I've sort og Game of Throned this whole world. 😂😂😂 That's correct DF.

[@RomneySinquefield]

Bro, I bet DangerouslyFunny’s cousin is Daily Dose of Internet because their voices are so calm

[@deadshotgaming7938]

This guys post schedule is the best thing I've ever seen

[@guardian5640]

Everyday😂😂sametime

[@PhleeceanDerg]

Penech: the kingdom behind the slaughter

[@CoeGr]

9:19 A little bit of tampering from DF.

[@MachiavellisTrees]

I love the chaos

[@Broccoli-paste]

The ending music is actual fire bro 😂

[@JayWheeler1981]

Sometimes I think you're chaotic neutral DF, seems you like to watch worlds burn.

[@Aesculathehyena]

Listen to him gleefully talk about others' suffering. He's chaotic evil and I love it.

[@theofilusv.k321]

Play the previous castle game pls, I'd like to see the max building upgrade😊

[@jonathanschmitt5762]

The creator of our universe: First time?

[@kylelegenpants9995]

DF making another hunger games scenario.

[@_CHAIR_1]

He shoulda made it like hells paradise but it’s still a amazing video😊

[@sarthakdash4894]

He still thinks most of the children are watching his video but actually we are watching for his commentary

[@theunknownpixels6484]

Relatable.

[@dandoesminecraft6963]

if there isn't suffering he's playing the game wrong

[@swiftness5815]

of course DF you haven't had a dirt burger😢

[@EDGEGaming.]

I LOVE THESE VIDEOS

[@LevyBahm-yy5bp]

Destroy stuff with the big crab

[@KingEatsPants]

The entire human population gets destroyed: doo dooo doo-doo doo-doo!

[@exospainter4183]

YOU NEED TO GIVE THEM WOOD

[@DrPsychotic]

this was really funny

[@michaelcayenne7398]

he always does it 😂😂

[@mcassorted5947]

You should try playing Turbo Dismount, I think you'd have a blast

[@jessicaprado4947]

"Or they can stay out here and die a slow and painful death" *Dangerously*Funny 2023

[@James-tm6ku]

i just dropped everything and clicked on ur vid right as i saw it

[@IzaacChristian-bx3bq]

Same

[@RDragonMaster]

DF makes a game on who can thrive to world of warcraft 🤣

[@Bread_ish]

df, the god of suffering

[@Nulloulder]

New df video can we get 🔥 in comments?

[@herabrin4415]

the humans are the guys who made houses out of clay

[@felixmckinney7132]

3 minutes in, Red is in the lead, but I vote for team yellow!

[@IanYamane]

YES

[@DJDenHerder]

I love the humans flag the watermelon kingdom

[@huntersieleman5083]

Yay

[@FrizzlyX]

Ah yes, A *Civilization*

[@Blue_here_5]

Or they will die of slow suffering... 😂😂😂

[@RykerHeldt]

Nah the ending was literally the Scorching from WoF 💀💀💀

[@SushiMannn]

wow im early, so early its dangerously funny

[@exospainter4183]

I love your vids But you need to give them tress my guy I love you more than anything but you need to give them trees

[@_edoyt]

yes

[@alty2182]

WORLDBOX VIDEO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Z4RD4N34]

Good thing it was "scientific."

[@Astera_]

You should do something like this but on the sims 😂

[@yopinksheephowsitgoin384]

Video 45 of asking DF to play Holocure

[@pastaenthusiast241]

Orc slaughter

[@WTigress666]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@tarbettango]

That outro music 😂😅

[@Spanqn]

Looked like the Florida state flag... it was also a lot like Florida

[@Lamb_IRL]

Demiurge vibes

[@thehuntsmansniper]

Yummy bean taco

[@drewmason5944]

Little pig boy lives in the dirt

[@joshuajarvis6146]

You and letsgameitout are like clones

[@mckay6335]

You should play more super auto pets

[@melparrishjr]

I'm not suprised but it's nothing new. The world we are living in is exactly like that except that it isn't a game! One example might be carnivores and vegans they'll never agree and they're both right about their causes. Ideally, it would be wonderful if we could all eat Meat or not, and nothing ever had to suffer and die to that end. But suffering is what we're good at!! Creating suffering is especially easy ...especially when we can do it all remotely and without ever feeling a damned thing one or another about it. We are siners not because we sin but because it is our nature to sin! Not being evil is just too unnatural for us!! Short of Divine intervention we will always do what comes natural to us and that's usally a hearty 'Fuck you' to the world. At their expense, of course!

[@Gigacat69420]

Df can you pls play idle slayer again

[@amilavxilmen5632]

based

[@FurryNonsense]

So much better footage than Melon. His edits are very annoying.

[@raywang287]

is nobody talking about the shape of the Orc empires? 🍆

[@stephentate1517]

hi

[@Briecheesedude]

Dirger

[@Briecheesedude]

Bro I genuinely almost believed this for a few seconds XD

[@exospainter4183]

Bro The ai is not smart enough to think outside the box like you do

[@sykotikgiraffe9029]

First? Btw love the vid like always

[@KingJamesIX]

"They have the means to do better but they just.. don't." Africa.

[@rSoftly]

First :P I love your videos

[@astraoutlight7029]

Your not first.

[@rSoftly]

@@astraoutlight7029 you spelled you’re wrong lmao

[@astraoutlight7029]

@@rSoftly no I didn’t ? Your is a word.

[@rSoftly]

@@astraoutlight7029 clearly you’re 12 and can’t tell the difference. That’s ok tho. You’ll figure it out later in life.

[@hexturne]

@@rSoftlybro you learn the proper uses for your and you’re when you’re at the oldest 9, not even 12

[@nicolasavesani5119]

well 54 seconds ago

[@astraoutlight7029]

11th comment, let’s go!

[@satori.2535]

wow i’m early

[@fauzanabdurrahman4624]

E

[@Underground-qi8ml]

27th

[@jjtooslick8336]

Man I'm 4 minutes late

[@James-tm6ku]

yoooo first

[@williamanyon7029]

what dont u do?

[@junkynioy]

first?

[@junkynioy]

0 second gang

[@zapertron8863]

First

[@James-tm6ku]

yea ur actually first

[@hexturne]

the first person to comment first while actually being first