I Created the FASTEST Sword Ever in Backpack Battles

[@IraRomfh]

It Physically hurts to see Skootie skip mana when the dark saber’s whole schtick is to inflict blind with mana

[@specialmag7]

Yeah. Wtf

[@darkchiron]

Reading the item, explains the item.

[@owenscott4206]

Perfect Sapphire before Perfect Emerald. Sapphire would guarantee the mana and 1 cold, then the sword itself would be able to use the mana to apply 1 blind. 1 cold + 1 blind > 80% chance for 2 poison

[@weewoomasterlol]

him passing like six mana orbs made me cry inside

[@ProbablyEzra]

the mushroom not touching the 2nd banana for the entire game while he clearly needs more stamina was painful. Like generally suboptimal positioning is expected but this one wasn't like 'oh I'd have to rearrange everything' or 'it's only questionable it'd help at all' or any of the other reasons imperfect positioning makes sense and is usually fair

[@wirelessbaguette8997]

He only ran out at the end when he was doing silly meme things, and 10% on a couple bananas would not have made a difference at that point when he was attacking that fast.

[@ProbablyEzra]

@@wirelessbaguette8997 mate...'entire game' was clearly hyperbole, it was from round 11 to round 18. You might still be right in that it may not have made the difference between him winning or losing a round, but regenerating 1 stamina every 4.5 seconds instead of 5 seconds would make a difference BECAUSE he's attacking that fast. He'd still be hemorrhaging stamina and not have enough for a bunch of his attacks, but it'd still be *a* difference whether or not it'd be a huge one

[@deggolordofeggos]

For me, it wasn’t even the banana being uselessly suboptimal. It was the discount gym bags when he wasn’t really saving money! He ran out of stamina consistently throughout the game and he just never grabbed one

[@JimFry]

I admire ya'll with your high diamond and master rankings. I have been a gamer since the Commodore and Zork were things (I'm 62), yet I haven't yet achieved mid-diamond status. Perhaps this is a young buck's game! Love the content; thank you.

[@Colechamdiceman]

Who else SCREAMED at the screan when Skoot kept repeating 'Gotta find a gym bag' while rerolling a HALF PRICE gym bag at 9:58?

[@dm2oo56]

does it again at 11:43

[@JReiko3003]

Does it for like 4 times after he said he needs a gym bag 🤣🤣🤣

[@KDoodleNoodle99]

I like Tim in the bag when I get him early, usually till around turn 7. Healing 50 is crazy when you still have less than 100 life total lol.

[@19Gabor97]

Complaining about not finding gym bag while rolling over 3 discoounted ones.

[@deeteeohbee6794]

He kept saying gym bag but I think he was actually saying or trying to say gem bag. Because he kept skipping until he finally got one of those.

[@MinyaKinar]

Skootie: I want gym bag. Also Skootie: Rolls away four gym bags. Skootie: Why am I not getting gym bags?

[@matthewdebeer8453]

Game introduces progressive re-roll pricing, Skoottie decides that hard rolling for a specific gem colour is the way to play

[@xaytana]

Yet another heavy stamina use build without a backpack topaz. Consistent stamina regen would've also helped with the weapon sapphire mana generation, for blind application, and cold generation. Having sapphire with emerald on the weapon could've also done something for the build, maybe on an armor piece if Tim is really that important on the weapon.

[@patholmwood2030]

Next time if you get Tim early run it in the backpack. When the opponent drops below 30% health gain 50 health and 5 empower is crazy strong when your total max hp is still low from the early rounds. Healing 50 hp when you have 70 total is insane.

[@zacharycates5485]

If early Tim isn’t great because it’s a money hog and the buffs aren’t quite worth stealing yet, perhaps the best strat is to keep it locked in the shop until the time is right? Locking a 1/5 of your shop space isn’t great, but it’s not THAT bad. Maybe?

[@Random-name87]

It hurts that he kept saying he wanted gym bag but rolled 2 half off gym bags and like 3 regular gym bags 😂

[@deeteeohbee6794]

More people, including you, should play this way in ranked. It would be better for everyone.

[@crystallized1676]

You mean Pan gaming early? That's the meta to climb ladder: pan, food, eggscalibur or maybe ripsaw later, 10 wins and you are always off. It's absolutely terrible playstyle because it aims to punish players going for survival builds while not entering it yourself. And if you mean 1 strong weapon + speeding it as much as possible it just doesn't work. Most good balanced build can tank just a 1 weapon even if enormous. And obviously there are also Monsters + counterequeing is more probable.

[@Kurteroofseaofcups]

I like how on twitch you see the chibis, but on KZbin, Skoottie IS the chibi 😂

[@murids3902]

Well now we need fastest chonky boi

[@ac979]

Chatter heard gym bag not gem bag 😂

[@Hyorinmaruice]

what was with rolling past like 5 gym bags while saying "I need a gym bag" painful

[@anthonyhebert3013]

2:35 yeah you stole a temp buff and it became permanent i see that one gettin patched at some point.😂

[@thekonxx2509]

You rerolled like 7 gym bags lol

[@Corvid-]

For some reason he calls the box of riches aka the gem box/chest, the gym bag. It's odd.

[@alanhong99]

He really hates working out, i guess. XD

[@samsamming646]

@@Corvid-he’s saying gem bag (idk why he’s saying bag) it just sounds like gym cause accent

[@ProbablyEzra]

@@samsamming646 is there an accent where gym and gem sound different??

[@StraightJacketFitting]

@@ProbablyEzrait’s Jim and Jem where I come from

[@natrix1729]

how did the guy at 12:04 get this reaper skin?

[@slowtie89]

Rip 17 skipped on sale gym bags 😢

[@jenshansenhavde]

yellow gems give stamina in bag

[@BeLoaf123]

I like you video

[@madhavraghu]

I like you comment

[@biannualstabbing2375]

I like you reply

[@corneliaaurelli1603]

double crossblades

[@charlescarroll1176]

❤

[@plammber]

DUDE what the hell happend to you while playing, skipped all the things u wanted...

[@derrickmarzen3458]

3 skipped gym bags lol

[@biannualstabbing2375]

You should pay closer attention. He was talking about the box of riches that gives Gems he was calling it the "gem bag". In what world does gym bag give on hit effects? Which is what he wanted because of the ridiculous attack speed.

[@deeteeohbee6794]

@@biannualstabbing2375 I kept hearing 'gym bag' but based on context I thought he had to be talking about the box. I guess a gym bag would have helped with initial stamina problems tho.

[@biannualstabbing2375]

@@deeteeohbee6794 Gym bags only give a higher maximum stam so if you are having stam problems they are not the answer, they can be good when combined with xtra str stam potions but it's hard to get the build you want if you are spending all your gold on those things.

[@wirelessbaguette8997]

Skoottie what happened to your comment section? It's full of armchair gamers all of a sudden nitpicking every tiny thing you do, and they are often incorrect with their nitpicks! I remember when it was all people being kind and supportive just a few months ago.

[@benro6564]

Yeah it's very weird