I Created the RICHEST EMPIRE by Playing TALL AND WIDE in Crusader Kings 3

[@Koifish]

*WIDE + TALL = BIG BOHEMIA!* Holy MOLY you people just KEEP giving these videos likes, so I have to keep playing as BOHEMIA! Will I have to take it all the way to the end date?! If you want me to continue this series and finish it, make sure to leave a like and subscribe! VERY COOL!

[@KirDarkness]

Thanks from Czech republic :D

[@munchycrusader1143]

That's why the call me big bohemia in the Clubs

[@Chooch1080]

You have played Tall, Wide, and Big. The only thing left to do is play Thicc with two C's lol. Awesome video 🤙🏿🍻 I'd like to see the eighth cultural tenet be Only the Strong

[@pan_dan3458]

FINISH PLEASE

[@aidankenny521]

Mega-campaign in our futures? 👀

[@H1ST0RYWriter]

"Throw them out the window..." yea, that Czech's out.

[@Dragon-ok9ce]

Defenestration is fun

[@Aiyapmaster]

@@Dragon-ok9cetrue

[@ChrisVillagomez]

Average Putin reaction to getting his coffee wrong in the morning

[@karelmacak9533]

The nickname Iron and Gold King is an actual nickname of a historical Czech king, which is cool. I love this series because I live in the Czech Republic.

[@Grivehn]

Thats awesome. Wondered why I never saw this title in game before.

[@Gargoil987]

@@Grivehn Cos you need a gold mine, lot of wealth and large amount of heavy cavalry as your man-at-arms to have change to rng it.

[@holextv5595]

Otakar II of Přemyslid dynasty.

[@liam-pq5tp]

what’s life like in czech? i’m from england bro

[@holextv5595]

@@liam-pq5tp normal I'm cities it's like any other European country (progressive etc) while countryside similar to England rolling hills , a baroque villages or a new ones, etc I recommend watch ; "honest guide" they make content about Czechia. I mean the social thinking and structure is similar to Austria and neighboring countries.

[@qhu3878]

lore accurate czechia

[@SendGanudes]

Fun fact: The title "The Iron and Golden Emperor" directly references Přemysl Otakar II who ruled Bohemia from the years 1233-1278. He was called "Král železný a zlatý" or "The Iron and Golden King" for the same reasons specified in the game. He was filthy rich due to the Kutná Hora mines and he had a strong army ;)) All in all he was a great and competent leader, but was sort of hated by the vassals for the same reason, he was just too good. So when he fought at the battle of Moravian field he was betrayed and left alone only with his loyal squadron and died as he lived, with glory.

[@Grivehn]

Woah, thats such a sad tale. All those jealous nobleman decided on a course which would actively hurt their country just so they can get rid of an actually competent ruler. Not the most wise lot, thats for sure.

[@olikgulik6820]

He lived from 1233 to 1278 and ruled from 1253 to 1278. Still good comment tho.

[@jbrittels804]

I've just read the Wikipedia article about him. He was just ahead of his time. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottokar_II_of_Bohemia?wprov=sfla1

[@skudrinskis]

Why am I excommunicated? 1 minute later: I AM GOD

[@ProductofWit]

God bless that mysterious Sami man.

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

This is how rich the Czechs would be if their beer was just as overpriced as in other countries 💀

[@benbrindley9405]

in my Politics of Eastern Europe class my professor talked quite a bit on how Bohemia was always the exception I never realized how accurate that really was

[@DaweSMF]

Czech were always meltingpot, Boii were Celtic, add Germans, Slavs... voila, you have Czechs in convenient location and cultural affinity with both sides, east and west. Handy.

[@kube410]

@@DaweSMF Poland was always kinda like this too but i have to admit czechs played it out better lol

[@DaweSMF]

@@kube410 Yeah, it was kinda neccessary in this region, we have lot in common afterall. Poland was always much bigger and stronger nation, we used cards we were dealt and if we are honest to ourselves, we were also very lucky through out the history. It seems like Poland plays it better now. Iam glad that as such small nation we have what we have, there arnt many small nations like us who had so much influence in many fields. From culture (composers, poets, writers) to manufacturing and patents (contact lenses for example). We are decent in sports like icehockey and have deccent relations with all nations around us (we need them as landlocked country). Its pure pragmatism. Have a good one and greetings to Poland.

[@kube410]

@@DaweSMF True! I visited prague, kutna hora and a lot of castles in central bohemia a few weeks ago and it was awesome. So much of well preserved history. Happy to see how much of it survived and is pretty much original unlike in poland where a lot of castles and national treasures where destroyed in WW2. We also did a tour of some Kingdom Come Deliverance locations like rataje and sazawa monastery. Intrestingly the guy who founded the monastary - duke Bretislav is a very well known villain in polish history who raided the country and beat us so bad we needed to move capital from Gniezno to Kraków lol. Czech people have a very interesting history. Love czechia from Poland!!!

[@dingus6317]

@@DaweSMF I would like to go to Czech I hear they have good gun ownership laws

[@kingkai5821]

Can't believe it took a whole nation to bully koifish into finishing a damn series..😂

[@viktorborodin1153]

Bighemia of Koifish must meet with the final boss of the gym - great Mongolian invasion And only after it I would believe in the power of Koifish empire

[@pepamethodman]

27:06 ''From Sorbia to Serbia'' Deviously rubs palms in serb.exe

[@dynamofreundbrausefeind]

I love it when a project spans over a couple of videos, because you can see what most players experience when playing by themself.

[@NajkyDM]

You are a legend for doing this! :D Love from Czechia

[@janferschmann464]

jo

[@Wesley-md5ej]

Potřebuji více!!😂😂

[@janferschmann464]

joooo

[@Bavio]

Koifish, fun fact: The act of throwing someone through a window is called "defenestration" in case you want to use it in future videos. "Defenestrate that man!" And so forth 😊

[@captainjacobkeyes7804]

We demand more! More land! More development!

[@pivertironlungs7408]

Thank you for another great video Koifish, looking forward to part 4

[@zborov3103]

1:50 Lets gooo Boleslav mentioned!!!!!! (I’m from Boleslav)

[@SheaWiddler]

love it, keep going!

[@jamiekeane471]

I am no longer excommunicated..... because i am the pope! Love this game, love this channel 😂

[@imaxinsertnounherex]

Look at me: Im the Holy Roman Poperer now.

[@nick3xtremegaming212]

Honestly going mad Wide is the endpoint of playing Tall as by that point theres nothing left to stop you.

[@kalaekeliihoomalu]

this is cool to see how you did it I started as the duchy of bohemia in 867 and it took me 3 days to form the roman empire was definitely fun

[@thegraveofus]

Henry! Nice to see you!

[@MinktheStorykeeper]

The logistical nightmare of BIG is just ughhhh. I'd have a stroke from playing tall wide.

[@DIEGhostfish]

20:19 but the Hussites were actually pretty big on Communion weren't they? Something about it needing Bread AND wine?

[@iplaygames8090]

but they were anti indulgence and that religion policy enables indulgence in game

[@DIEGhostfish]

@@iplaygames8090 Ahh. Fair point.

[@AlexanderArts]

Yo, this has been pretty insane!~ I gotta see more!!!

[@Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit]

The B I G playstyle is something I'm 100% going to try!

[@geokou7645]

The iron and gold emperor is such a gigachad

[@wastelander89]

I love when u play tall and then play wide after making alot of money and getting high development. Great videos i love your videos 💯💯💯💯💯

[@pidor99]

Bohemia!!

[@beck0n527]

INCREDIBLE. WONDERFUL. I LOVE YOU, KOIFISH.

[@yaesim4752]

God be with you Henry

[@YasushigeYoshii]

Going for the same achievement, started in 800s Sardinia and after restoring the Roman Empire, I ranged from 500 to 3200 net gold per month by mid 1000s.. It was insane. Just stacking those bonuses and owning mines and lucrative sites like Byzantion. . . Didn't have the gall to declare onself as god though lol.

[@nukesomething5518]

3 bangers in a row did bohemia cure koifishs halstien addiction

[@Stevonicus]

DC Comics has two defenestration themed characters, the Defenestrator from the Hitman series in the 90s, and Open Window Man from Dial H in the early 2010s, who has an ability called the Defenestration Punch. Both are somewhat relevant to this video and the happenings in Prague.

[@honzapobisCZ]

Díky !

[@tigerhafren2847]

Please continue this series

[@tjtg3422]

Actually loving this series 😂😂 it's become very unhinged and I'm so here for it 😂

[@zipforth]

I hope koifish does a playthrough where he collects all these side characters like some kind of superhero team. Simon the demon, tunka nungu, mellet kielit, zbislava and whoever else he's seen doing cool stuff in his games

[@e34YT]

I did a Tall game a few days ago but I accidentally conquered Europe before I finished building... Then I started playing tall. Innovative stratagem, really. I call this the "e34 strategy". It's NOT the same as playing Big. Defamation.

[@lucasportasio]

me playing scotland and acidentaly conquering Brittania 😂

[@qhu3878]

me developing the duchy of valois to 100 and "accidentally" reforming the holy roman empire and conquering all of Francia and Germania (over 400 years)

[@Grivehn]

me playing England, just wanting to fend off the vikings and stay on my island. Then inheriting some land in Italia from a relative who somehow ended up there and a few decades later in a fight to dethrone all the Karling kings one by one.

[@Dolphin192]

Liked for the Dark Souls music clip.

[@danielrziha6381]

We have Legend of Crusader Kings now. Praised be Koifish! Also, would you have a guide on culture and religion? Thanks!

[@LeoNidas-c8g]

so i basically also did the same with bohemia like you now and got 100 Dev. around 1050, so with a bit of luck you can definitely get 100 Dev earlier

[@SacredDaturaa]

"Open the window. NO. CLOSE THE WINDOW, AND THROW THEM THROUGH IT" lmao

[@l.g.a.m.5255]

I like that in this timeline we didn't get the Habsburg but instead got the Swiss branch of the Karling.🤣

[@Finckelstein]

Not only is there a Westfalen to the Ostfalen you mentioned, there's even an Ostwestfalen.

[@TzarTzarevich777]

25:41 Koifish became *GOD*

[@YooKkang]

i feel like ck3 wouldve felt more realistic if there a population system and that determines how much your army levies can have like up to 30k or 100k. If your population has more than the army troops

[@lordofmagnusfolia8024]

- Why is this Bohemian Ozzy Osbourne trying to conquer this child's kingdom ? - Because she's *B I G* ! - Alright, fair enough.

[@TzarTzarevich777]

12:58 *Hussite Wars intensify*

[@JMW10o0o]

No campaign is completed, until Genghis Khan is defeated!!! You know its true because it rhymes❤😂

[@SwampGreen14]

5:41 WESTFALEN MENTIONED 🐎🌊🏵

[@jakobmogensen7628]

babe a new koifish video just dropped

[@lesdeuxanes6203]

We are at 5000 koifish!! I need me that world conquest!!

[@akostoth9389]

> Barges into Bohemia > Creates the best weapon of the world > Leaves > Refuses to elaborate further

[@walnzell9328]

Mellet created his mallet and then went back to the land of the Sami to tame some caribou, as Finns do.

[@YunsAvatar]

The world shall bow beneath the Czech boot.

[@BeamTheChao]

RETURN OF EL CID!!!!!

[@kohlicoide2258]

In my experience playing Tall is always just the first step for _World Conquest_ :D

[@johnnavey6036]

i’ve never known why people don’t just always do this, i do, unless im a viking

[@qhu3878]

I dont do it because at some point its just boring, mindless expansion and its gets old real quick

[@NeakMeakk]

@@qhu3878what gets old? Playing tall or expanding?

[@qhu3878]

@@NeakMeakk expanding really damn quick, though now I realise this comment might be talking about playing tall

[@Boarbatrice]

@@qhu3878I think it’s talking about starting out by playing tall for a hundred or so years and then using your superior technology to easily conquer the rest of the map

[@kohlicoide2258]

@@qhu3878 Because at some point you just crash every enemy with your Armys without to much thinking.. at some point i dont care anymore how much advantage the enemy has because i know its just make the difference between a devastating victory or just a victory

[@chrisrubin6445]

Mellet Kellit handing out maces is no basis for a government!

[@GuttfraNorge5605]

Next video idea would be getting the lingua Franca achievement as hæsteinn lol

[@razzaus1570]

Hey koifish has come to see us.

[@ThomasStuttgart]

Hæsteinn wants to play HUGE (tall, wide, big AND Viking)

[@Ryzexus]

GUYS LIKE FAST WE NEED MORE OF THIS

[@hype6159]

Bro got drunker and drunker on power

[@miguelguimaraes2334]

do a world conquest or get raided by haestein in ur house, u choose.

[@ilayohana3150]

Tall and wide quite like koifish IRL.

[@Crashpad1413]

you became the Tide play style

[@Ohdracir]

Whats the name of the MOD that lets you see the units on the map? it looks cool

[@JuzaeMGal]

hi its so cool :D can i have questions about the battles? are you using a mod or is it part of the game (dlc) or some setting? I think about the group on the map (I still have 1 soldier) and then the layout of the fight itself, more info. thanks

[@pepajindrich8510]

Rule the World! Rule the World! Rule the Worold! For Bohemia!

[@zenthossohtnez8331]

This is literally how I play every game

[@Trypragmatic]

In my playthrough I don't convert to Catholic, marry into the vikings, mostly the stranger and Rus (So If I get called to war they are pretty close by), and war with great Moravia so I can take their Mine. Then I work on going north and taking that Mine. and then south and taking the last mine for a total of 4 mines.

[@ataberkemir3649]

honestly I'd pick By The Sword tradition for unlimited kingdom tier holy wars and then create a new faith to just rush the entire europe

[@wilhelm992]

What mods do you use man?

[@NeakMeakk]

Bro gate keeps his mod list like mr krabs

[@sebastian4507]

I think one of them is better battle field overview

[@someonesilence3731]

5,5 k likes, we better that our after party!

[@OdinAUT]

I really want to see the world conquest

[@DragonslayerPS3]

Is that Henry of Skalitz 🤣

[@Symchro]

oh yeah lets go

[@casex36]

U made me proud my swedish boi

[@DaweSMF]

So Czechs require more Bohemian videos. Why iam not surprised, you kinda put it on yourself tho. By featuring Henry in the thumbnails. Thats like magnet on Czechs, similar if you put there Jan Žižka or Krtečka (Little Mole).

[@wencosa]

Železní páni kolorizováno

[@ElevenTwentyThreePostMeridiem]

Playing big 💯

[@taco-zz5ty]

this would be reality if jan zizka would have both eyes

[@calebhendricks1375]

MORE!!!MOOOORE

[@JakezMad]

Me sat in my hotel room in prague feeling more patriotic about bohemia then England back home

[@MineSprint]

WE NEED 4K FOR EMPEROR HENRY LESGOOOOOLOO

[@emilianohermosilla3996]

Hell yeah!

[@ondrapinker3686]

You have to conquer Great Moravia

[@marchernandez4596]

The name Roger-Bernat is catalan/occitan, in french it would be Roger-Bernard.

[@CountHasting]

Playing big is the best

[@michaelbaker8284]

Are you using interface mods? I did not find anything like what you have in the workshop. The expanded battle screen and the victory progress for dialogue based duels.

[@novmaq7604]

as Bohemian i think this video should get 10k likes

[@daxxad6]

Lets go! Lrts get that 4k likes!!!

[@orion-qt6jl]

Ahh the kcd music

[@knight.of.silverlion]

Glory to Bohemia...From The city of 100 spiers, Prague! ❤🤍

[@funnyguy4217]

WC LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO