i cut myself shaving | dave lyricstuck

[@vomitcore]

i changed the name of the vid slightly + theres a content warning in the opening but just in case you were wondering or worried, no there is not any self harm depicted in this video, but the lyric "i cut myself (shaving)" does repeat so. keep that in mind

[@Madisongs]

I knew I saw a title change!

[@tavvy4426]

that’s actually really sweet of you

[@sserpentinas]

I love ur work!! i can't think of dave without thinking of this song and to be honest i'm not complaining >_>

[@princesschara]

that's very epic of you :3

[@johnsgoodboy]

yknow if you put a "content warning" you actually have to say what content you're warning for dude I can't read your mind

[@lucystarlight8887]

I feel like this is the kind of music Dave would actually make

[@vomitcore]

hehe that was one of the reasons i chose this song ! :-)

[@1puk3g1itter]

LMAO SAME

[@yashiro560]

YEAH

[@Oh_the_humanity]

Someone put music to his raps

[@katbrained]

SANE HWGEVE

[@nunpiza]

41 people werent warned about the stairs bro

[@questionable_grimoire9754]

Should’ve listened bros. John’s nana gonna be mad if they also take her cookies.

[@paranormalactivity6628]

ayo now 19 people werent warned about the stairs. they shouldve listened, man, but they didnt.

[@gooop]

bro same pfp

[@nunpiza]

@@gooop fuck yeah dave cult

[@gooop]

@@nunpiza fuck yeaaah

[@Noanyouknow]

I though to myself "how have I not seen this animatic yet? It's so well made!" But then I saw that it was uploaded 13 hours ago. That explains it.

[@vomitcore]

:"))

[@miragetheultra]

you got me so excited. i am sending you to the deep fryer now

[@someonescat]

i thought the exact same and this comment made me think that the animation was recent. it wasn't

[@ashfeatherartz]

Dave: b r a i n Karkat: *very confused troll noises*

[@_NepetaLeijon_]

HHEL

[@esd340]

Okay now I have to read homestuck

[@vomitcore]

do it it'll only take between a week or a year depending how much u like it ❤ (it took me 2 weeks lol)

[@Noanyouknow]

@@vomitcore 2 weeks?!?!?!?!?!?! How?!??!?!?!

[@vomitcore]

@@Noanyouknow AJJDSH i have a lot of spare time

[@kittymasks]

pipcore lmao I’m a slow reader an it took me a considerable amount of months

[@stone9802]

@@vomitcore I know I'm hella late, but you had to have skipped over some details and shiz. If You feel confused, I recommend you do a reread. Though, no pressure.

[@lara8866]

this animatic succeeded in doing what so many other fandom creators failed to do and actually interpreted dave's character correctly

[@vomitcore]

:0... this is such a compliment :) thank u :"))

[@lara8866]

@@vomitcore dw!! i really like dave's character in this one, you've got his ironic but slightly dry sense of humour on point.

[@CecilyRenns]

great job re-interpreting the lyrics to be dialogue between characters. before i watched this i didn't think this crossover made sense but now when i listen to the song i can't imagine anything other than dave listing out a list of sweet foods

[@vomitcore]

thank u so much ! adriens songs give me so much inspiration so as soon as i heard this song i was like, mind blown with the lyrics bc id nvr heard anythin like it before ! his lyrics are like satisfying nonsense :")

[@I_SWEAR_IM_NOT_LYING]

The homestuck experience is sorting the comments by "newest first" to see if anyone else has seen the cool video I'm watching this year

[@scarletnight1077]

Yeahhh lol

[@questionable_grimoire9754]

The fact this explains Dave in a comical sense is amazing. The song wasn’t for him, but it is.

[@Bondade]

Btw you are one of the few artists that actually draws the kids as... Kids. They actually look like kids! Good job I love you

[@theaccountshandle]

yes!!! it's so refreshing!!!

[@kidg9162]

YES I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[@vomitcore]

ewww u a cringe homestuck?? whadda hayle..

[@kidg9162]

@@vomitcore ,,,,,,,,,,,,whatever u say dave kinnie

[@vomitcore]

@@kidg9162 B) swag

[@Bondade]

The little Rose and Dave dancing brings me joy every day. Thank you.

[@lilacgraveyard]

thinks about the fact that the australian accent is so heavy you did not hear the word "potato cake" in all honesty though your art is really nice and this was really freaking good

[@sneezrgeezr1687]

i dont read homestuck, but i found this while searching for the song, and *blini* your art is so good! your style is--i dont know if this is a weird way to put it, but almost mesmerizing to look at, its very nice

[@vomitcore]

thank you so much !! :")

[@failmaddog]

Yoo I never knew half of what he was saying at the food part until this

[@failmaddog]

AWESOME ANIMATIC AS WELL BD BD BD BD

[@wooden_hat]

Squash Chicory Bubble'n'squeak Pork pie Fairy bread Dim sims and potato cakes Ham on the bone Ham (in general) Crème caramel Dr Pepper Choc-tops Paddle Pops Gummi bears Gingerbread men Chupa Chups Red rum Soufflé Guacamole Toffee apple Hot dog Abalone Compote Chicken strips Sorbet Eggs Benedict Gravy Grain (these r from Adrian himself) :]

[@ducksydoesstuff2165]

finally decided to watch this, prepared myself for a hell of a lot of angst. amd then a funky little tune played, groovy even. im very pleased with what i found instead

[@tenkatos]

i think this video is the reason most of the talkshow boy fans i meet r also into homestuck

[@pipibug1]

thank you for introducing more ppl to talkshow boy

[@vomitcore]

hes like my light + joy his music is such an inspiration to me so np !

[@smigdoomer]

IM CONVINCED HIS CANON VOICE WOULD BE LIKE THIS

[@carmenkaurun530]

i am watching this again in class. my day be so fine. im in jade harley cos because halloween soon. everything is good.

[@vomitcore]

legend

[@charlottecase3093]

ethereal vibes are contained in this comment

[@kappa2275]

I am 100% here for Talkshow Boy / Dave Homestuck content oml

[@vomitcore]

litrally EVERY talkshow boy song ive heard reminds me of dave its insane

[@kappa2275]

ngl the thought of Australian Dave???? idk it kinda hits...

[@kappa2275]

also I’m glad I’m not the only one with no clue what he says in some of the Cute Foods bit

[@vomitcore]

@@kappa2275 i understood most of it djsjjc but god there r like no lyrics online so i guessed most of them LMAO

[@kappa2275]

There’s like a list on a fan-discord server I’m on, but I have a few lyrics saved that I only got bc I emailed the guy myself lol

[@I_SWEAR_IM_NOT_LYING]

This isnt what got me into Homestuck, but it is what got me into Talkshow Boy and i will never be able to express how much that means to me. His musics been a lifeline and this lyricstuck is quite possibly my favorite out there

[@vomitcore]

@I_SWEAR_IM_NOT_LYING this means so so much to me thank you :") im so glad it can have this effect on ppl

[@I_SWEAR_IM_NOT_LYING]

​@@vomitcore Yes!! You are literally out here changin lives, yo!

[@jensenw4982]

This is so good! It fits all the characters so well and it's obvious just how much work went into it. I love it so much good job!

[@vomitcore]

thats so sweet oh my god thank u !! :")

[@jacobsoapbox]

This is the animatic that got me into Talkshow boy, also you did a fantastic job on reinterpreting that dialogue between the different characters like with dave and karkat at the end!

[@vomitcore]

thank you !!

[@stone9802]

This is amazing, one of the best animatics I've seen in years. I love Homestuck, I love Talkshow Boy, and I love this

[@vomitcore]

thank u sm !!! n i love talkshow boy so much u hav no idea !! i talk abt him all the time JSNFBSKX

[@probnotking]

Ur animatics seriously inspired me to make my own. Also the way you draw terezi has me and my gf going INSANE its so cute

[@Sookie_Chan]

Can we talk about the cute freckles dave had at the start, and how freaking amazing this animation is

[@archivised]

this literally brightened up my day so much its amazing, like it introduced me to talkshow boy which is great because im a lemon demon stan and woah the vibe and the art is so great even tho it made me take the lyrics literally at first and then maid me go oh nmo when i already send the animatic to like 5 people anyways im totally rambling but on the inside im out of words and totally nlown away cause your style is so cool aaa and the shading and the vibes god its all so stunning and great. what im trying to say thank you for making this :) ps youve become one of my new fav youtube artists now :3

[@vomitcore]

thank u so much !

[@memorydatas]

man if “i have no fucking clue what’s being said here bro” isn’t the eternal talkshow boy fan mood

[@K.A1054]

I have watched this at least 413 times so far and it’s so good even Terezi can taste the talent

[@jessicadragonare7993]

sigh okay, fine. I'll read it.

[@mintvulpix8761]

How's the reading?

[@jessicadragonare7993]

@@mintvulpix8761 I'm at the part where the guy with the big horns gets shoved off a cliff by the spider girl. Their names escape me.

[@I_SWEAR_IM_NOT_LYING]

​@@jessicadragonare7993 Tavros and Vriska. How's it going?

[@madisonm820]

I have lost track of how many times I've rewatched this masterpiece

[@kreechi]

TALKSHOW BOY + HOMESTUCK A COMBO I ALWAYS WANTED

[@cynamin9283]

HOLY SHIT!!! I was not expecting to hear Talkshow Boy out in the wild!! awesome animatic!!!

[@evaprelskaya]

Wooooh I re-reading homestuck rn and finally receive soo much unseen content!!!! Love the art style and animation smooth and little dancey-dance of Dave and Rose and that moment with food and little karkat and his brain

[@vomitcore]

thank u so much !!!

[@Faunadude]

Eats Karkat’s yummy brain

[@abashedAuthor]

please help ive had this on loop in the background for hours now

[@gloomyamateur]

this is genuinely my favorite homestuck animatic, and the one that inspired me to start making animatics myself. ty for making this :]]

[@jmorales09]

Dunno what the fuck homestuck is but I'm so happy that a talkshow boy video has 10k likes

[@vomitcore]

u r so based

[@vampyrebatz]

did you ever find out what homestuck is

[@jmorales09]

@@vampyrebatz no lol

[@hollytaylor7520]

for one of the "idk whats being said here" specifically, 1:58 is sounded like they saying "compote, chicken, cereal." Just for anyone who wants to know the lyrics i gues

[@wooden_hat]

these are the official lyrics (including the list) It's, like, 36 degrees here Celsius Don't hate this until you rate this (It's hot in the sun, much hotter than it is in the shade) Don't knock this until you rock this That's right Come on Adrian, sing us a song... (Come on Adrian, sing us a song!) I cut myself shaving It wasn't intentional, yeah I went to a party I put a picture of you in my wallet (Disco) I wore a suit, suit, suit It did not suit my style I wore my brand new belt (uh-huh) And now I know how Ian Curtis felt Oh my little pretty one, I touch myself, I touch myself And everywhere I look I always find myself beside myself I think I'm all together but I tear myself apart because I cut myself, I cut myself, I cut myself, I cut myself shaving You fuck yrself way too hard You wouldn't be cool if it weren't for the Lessons that you learnt in The Bell Jar (uh-uh, nah nah nah) In the white room you shoot me dead I'm in the air in subatomic particles In my bathroom and in my bed With Hustler magazine I read it for the articles Oh my little pretty one, I touch myself, I touch myself And everywhere I look I always find myself beside myself I think I'm all together but I tear myself apart because I cut myself, I cut myself, I cut myself, I cut myself Oh my little pretty one, I touch myself, I touch myself And everywhere I look I (always) find myself beside myself I think I'm all together but I tear myself apart Here's a list of cute foods: (what?!) Squash Chicory Bubble'n'squeak Pork pie Fairy bread Dim sims and potato cakes Ham on the bone Ham (in general) Crème caramel Dr Pepper Choc-tops Paddle Pops Gummi bears Gingerbread men Chupa Chups Red rum Soufflé Guacamole Toffee apple Hot dog Abalone Compote Chicken strips Sorbet Eggs Benedict Gravy Grain

[@the-critter-in-question]

legit i love this so much 🤤🤤🤤

[@xymaryai8283]

Dave is Aussie no one can deny

[@finezombie]

I LOVE THIS ZONG

[@thistleywistley681]

i love this also canon dave song???? how did you find this-

[@vomitcore]

ive been a talkshow boy fan for a while now heh :-)

[@thistleywistley681]

@@vomitcore aight 👌 also quality music taste

[@bunchowhisker]

Woah this is amazing and ive watched it a few times,,, i havent the SLIGHTEST clue whats happening at the end where hes listing off food BUT I LOVE IT? !! great job man :D

[@vomitcore]

this means so much 2 me :") thank u sm !!!!

[@annika1837]

oh my god this is so good .... im in love with your art style :0

[@SaphireRacer]

Amazing work!! We need more quality 2020 Dave Strider content like this!! //chefs kiss

[@vomitcore]

:"))

[@calliope1868]

I feel like this may end up being my new comfort animatic

[@rudapomarancza7827]

I’ve already watched this 6 times today, please help I have an unhealthy obsession.

[@EvanBonds]

I just want to say that this animatic has been liveing rent free in my head for 2 months, and that I love it so much and can't see the song any other way.

[@tbhcreechur]

ive looped this for like 3 days straight now its that incredible

[@tbhcreechur]

update: i forgot abt this animatic and just remembered it existed again so im back for round 2 of looping the fuck out of it until all the serotonin i get from it is drained out and i forget about it for a while and then i find it again then rinse and repeat. its a cycle and im real fucking glad to be in it its a good ass song and animatic

[@tbhcreechur]

update: im back. i saw a cronus animatic of this same song and it reminded me of this one too so im back

[@tbhcreechur]

im back

[@inkoherency]

holy MOLY. i used to watch this so much when it first came out. hope ur still doing good creator!!!

[@inkoherency]

fours years later i find myself to be homestuck again, haha, insane how time works >:D if the creator ends up seeing this i rewatched your hot venom animatic and it KILLED me again!!!!!!!!

[@vomitcore]

@inkoherency thank u so much !!!! this is so so sweet, i rly appreciate it :")

[@inkoherency]

@@vomitcore of course!!! love to see that youre still active in the comments

[@milesworld426]

if it weren't for this i wouldn't have decided to read homestuck

[@princesschara]

TRANS RIGHTS!! OMG!!!

[@nat7899]

IVE WATCHED THIS SO MANY TIMES NOW THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT

[@lalo_salamanca]

thabk you, thus is the reason i got into talkshow boy which is now my spinterest

[@oneofdanhowellschins]

FINALLY, someone makes an animatic to talkshowboy with the puppet lover

[@kittycoke666]

not gonna lie this was what got me into homestuck

[@vomitcore]

im out here changing lives

[@robertsmithfan877]

THIS IS SO GOOD AAAA

[@ethericcactus606]

dude this animatic is so good i love how you draw them all!! also its nice to know there are some others who are more recently getting into homestuck too ashdfsjkkfsl

[@ahomefordreams]

the style is so nice and i like how it's phrased as dialogue between the characters! cool :]

[@NOEYEDGURL]

this song is davecore

[@yokomiki6819]

Homestuck fans have the Best music taste i swear

[@EchoKrisis]

My friend looks like dave and we joke about that a lot. I also look like bro so in a way we've kinda bonded over homestuck. I'll have to send this to him. Maybe he'll enjoy it ^^

[@jcj]

THIS IS SO GOOD ????

[@axeldude7051]

TWO OF MY FAVORITE GUILTY PLEASURES PUT TOGETHER FFFFFUUUUCK YEAZZZ :o))👍

[@vomitcore]

YEAAAAAA POG

[@jcj]

i literally watch this like at least once a month its so good

[@sashavaleria4287]

I know it's 3.5 years later but i just want to say i really love how you draw them looking actually 13 years old. It's endearing

[@walmartpisscup]

i have watched this about 4 times and i think i might watch it a few more, this is freakin amazing

[@maybemaddy407]

ive watched this like 30 times your arts berry good and the song is know one of my comfort songs which is berry Poggers

[@sp4c3d._.0ut]

1:46 MEAT ON THE BONE( danganronpa reference hehe) ALSO POGGERS ANIMATION BHSBKJBDH

[@xXxl0udf4rt3rxXx]

I used to watch this everyday in middle school

[@midorisrtail]

for months i’ve been watching this whenever i’m sad and feel like crying this kept me stable thank you :)

[@harrisonfackrell]

This felt way longer than two minutes.

[@five4five351]

I have no knowledge on what homestuck is and there for have no idea what’s happening but good video 👍🏻

[@1puk3g1itter]

This is genuinely amazing in every way.

[@lightbluesleeper]

i had an english exam today and i had this fucking video stuck in my head all the way through amazing job

[@vomitcore]

my lifes dream to achieve this. i hope it helped you so so much

[@lightbluesleeper]

@@vomitcore it did im half convinced i started writing the list of cute foods near the end of my essay

[@AoiUsagiOtoko]

i'm fuckign obsessed with this song, and this is where i found it great job on the video!! everything fits really well and it looks great 😍 i'm a sucker for dave in general and this does him so much justice aaaaa

[@garfussy5940]

Greatest homestuck content I've seen all year. MMM Your art style is just???

[@vomitcore]

thts so sweet of u !!!! thank u sm !!

[@ImUnderYourFloorboards]

For some reason I need to rewatch this at least once a week

[@kenny-jo8wt]

comfort video tbh

[@theoculus5007]

revisiting this animatic and tbh its always very cool seeing another ts boy fan

[@baalsgf5511]

you're so talented, this is amazing!!

[@theharvinator]

DUDE IM AN IDIOT, I JUST REALIZED HE GETS THE SBURB SUITS, THEN DERSE, THEN GODTIER. why is this like the best animatic

[@cyh..7]

so many time has passed that ive understood this now

[@cyh..7]

forever grateful that this is one of the (direct at least) first things to introduce me to homstuck thwt i can remember thank god it isnt gfdi dave

[@ashphay79]

Bruh this is literally so epic ..........

[@WonderlandCrafting07]

THIS GOES HARDDDD

[@vomitcore]

THANK U !!!

[@Alphakitten12345]

I looked at the name and went.. "Me too💀"

[@weiss8436]

THE WAY I REWATCHED IT 15 TIMES BEFORE READING THE CAPTION PLZ PIP ILY

[@bagguetealphadave9613]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST ANIMATIC OF HOMESTUCK I'VE SEEN-

[@vivgrace8179]

THIS IS SO GOOD

[@numberonesnarkfan]

Australian Dave should be a more widespread headcanon if I'm being honest. Wait hang on that goes against canon doesn't it. Ah whatever who the fuck cares about canon give me more Aussie Dave

[@s0apgh0st]

This video has been on repeat i love it

[@mate323]

I wish this was my introduction to homestuck 2020. instead was fucking "GFDI Dave".

[@archivised]

i hate to say it but absolutely same, well it was ugly story and gfdi dave but still its what got me to finally read it

[@infinite5imal]

THIS IS GREAT!

[@skullisbones]

i've watched this so many times

[@danterodriguez03]

It beautiful, i have been looking at this for 5 hours now

[@frostyclouded]

this heavy slaps

[@palequadrant2]

wowww im a homestuck now!

[@daphne7780]

Fun fact the “red rum” lyric is a reference to “the shining,” it also says “murder” when read backwards

[@worstbarrelrunever]

THIS IS SO PERFECT I WAS LISTENINFBTO THIS SONF AND LITERALLY THOUGHT OF HIM