i dated Satan's daughter and this happened

[@yourleftshoelace1594]

10:52 I Can confirm that women hang out in the bathroom wearing bikinis. It is, in fact, our favorite pastime.

[@sal8413]

100% we do it all the time😌

[@Valveiscool.]

WTF IS HAPPENING IN THE 21ST CENTURY, I WANT TO GO BACK TO 1939

[@jwbroom]

Yep definitely 😅

[@mafuyume]

right?? why else do you think we spend so much time in there?

[@eurogryphon]

"Spooky is just Diet Scary." --GrayStillPlays

[@2boysyou2be]

That's exactly the difference between the two words

[@PapaPorpoise247]

A quote to live by

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎

[@regalcartoon5932]

He’s not wrong.

[@timirwin85]

Yea

[@stardragon7893]

"Yeetley deet, I'm about to meet the street!" Famous last words of Florida Lad, 2021.

[@playerjj5196]

HIS NAME WAS REGRETTTT!!!

[@stardragon7893]

@@playerjj5196 He was a son of Florida Man, therefore, I called him Florida Lad.

[@GoldCraft55]

That part got me dying 🤣

[@shathinchittum137]

That's probably one of my favorite quotes from graystillplays

[@huntiron2605]

@Tom Simons ᨆ Fake

[@SOAPhia083]

“Spooky is just diet scary” I’ve never heard something that sounds absolutely insane but borderline makes sense💀

[@FatLPsGhost]

"It's illegal to be homeless." Ah, realistic simulation.

[@demonspawn4511]

Sounds like America to me idk what your talking about 😒

[@billz33435]

wait it is?

[@jaspoayzzz8111]

@mohamed zayan lol

[@jaredbaron7800]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[@ashleysutton5625]

no its not

[@RobinVariety3446]

"I like how trying lose I ended up winning" - GrayStillPlays Aug 11, 2021

[@tachyon8317]

I kinda want to it IRL, since trying to win and usually losing isn't working out. At the least, I could fail successfully.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎

[@eurogryphon]

The shark isn't swimming sideways, it's _powersliding._

[@MrShrog]

Fun fact: in Hungary its illegal to be homeless

[@guiseppe8487]

General Kenobi…

[@paintingsunshine6523]

@@MrShrog is it though?

[@LowOn3nergy]

@@paintingsunshine6523 yeah it is

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎

[@Piaapo]

This game is how my anxiety imagines life to be like

[@CavemanZerron]

Gray, please play this again, i feel like theres so much potential

[@captain_commenter8796]

“I became a employee that should be in prison” Me: Nah, he just sped run life while being GrayStillPlays

[@nightdragon2354]

Lol

[@Hi-xt5qk]

Lol true

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎

[@Craigmeowmeow]

“Yeedely deet, there will be no world peace” “Yeedely deet, I’m about to meet the street” My favorite quotes

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎

[@catlover9593]

yeetily deet i land on my feet -me

[@benjaminbulu6746]

Yup mine to

[@aphrodites-cs1do]

E

[@Rebbeca.morgan1381]

Hm yeaaaaa

[@emilylavigne9402]

I wish Gray's commentary could just follow me around as I go through my day, life would be so much more exciting 🤣🤣🤣

[@sfufi100]

Okay with you

[@That_one_lonely_kid]

YO SAME

[@holoangie9106]

“Hmmm….wonder if I could kill her!”

[@quirkaze]

Yeah 😂

[@lewisholland2162]

Hi

[@SamSigifkekjjdkgkqkqkdlv]

I really thought it was gonna go “it’s very inappropriate to massage your boss, you’re fired effective immediately” then “so now it’s acceptable” because that’s the game

[@TheKoriKasai]

I'd still make his same mistakes though

[@eleithias]

Same. Thought it might be "now you're my husband/live in slave". Tbh kind of glad it didn't go that way.....

[@Halden.]

“Yeetley Deet, There Will Be No World Peace” is the name of my autobiography.

[@phoenix0166]

Yeetley deet, the ground just got meet

[@B4RCODE3]

Amazing

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎

[@somedummyonyoutube3362]

where can i buy it?

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

"Alphabet of Hepititus", leave it to Gray to outshine Gray at being creative with his sadomasochistic, Florida Man levels of describing literally anything.

[@KingOfAbsolutelyNothing]

Yay

[@astro3324]

10:35 hes right we all watch his channel just for him to pick the stupid answers 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mamasam5180]

“I could have gotten it if I hadn’t spent all my money on these coffees!” 🤣 that hits close to home

[@kayleeh7000]

Haha

[@BirthdayIsALie]

“It’s not like it’s dirty, it looks like someone power washed it with feces.”

[@OverHeed]

Seems legit

[@floatingnecc4842]

@TommyInnit 🅥 ah yes, tommyinnit who joined 2 days ago

[@highchaplainerebus]

"Congratulations sponge, you now have the entire alphabet of hepatitus!"

[@majungasaurus6814]

@TommyInnit 🅥 no

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎

[@reyrick01]

“Chaos is a friend of mine.” - Bob Dylan Gray I didn’t know you knew Bob Dylan!

[@brandiemcqueen7043]

HES GRAYSTILLPLAYS SON!!!!!

[@zchsk5793]

@@brandiemcqueen7043 that means grays last name is dylan.

[@lapislazuali]

Nice

[@Rish14]

8:31 Yeedly deet about to meet the street 🤣😂

[@cava728]

“Ok we’re playing a game where the longer you live the more you wish you were *DEAD* “ Ok now only person I know would say that is a gray and he did say it he did

[@monad_tcp]

isn't that just IRL ?

[@huntiron2605]

@@monad_tcp YeS

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎

[@cava728]

@@monad_tcp I mean…

[@GuyGuy599]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@docette2015]

Okay, comparing your run to Kevin's runs, it's really looking like the only chance for a happy romantic life is with, of all things, THE GORILLA. You missed out on jungle wedded bliss there, Gray! But hey, your guy ended up king of the island at the end, so -- draw?

[@simongilbert5799]

In

[@simongilbert5799]

I'm in love with this😂😂

[@xiangningchu9236]

@@simongilbert5799 oveh

[@insanecowstar3008]

I feel like the dad should have a mullet, and he was trying to feed Regret some Bud Light.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎

[@maddenplayz6805]

Stop

[@PrinceofBalding]

@@maddenplayz6805 no hes funny

[@huntsketchup1684]

*”Well congratulations spongey you now have the entire alphabet of Hepatitis”* favorite quotes of all time 😂

[@BennyLlama39]

Gray: "I tried to think of a name that embodies this child's entire future... the only thing I could come up with was 'Regret'." Me: I'm surprised he didn't go with Bud Light or Alcoholism. : )

[@ok.5985]

or *Pain*

[@bejamigas0]

@@ok.5985 OR *despair*

[@notN329]

@@bejamigas0 or sadness

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎

[@__Elysium__]

Or depression

[@lancratot5066]

Gray : Alright, we're checking out the only game where the longer you live the more you wish you were dead... Me : Let me guess... Life ?

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎

[@jaspoayzzz8111]

Life in a nutshell

[@phatcat10101]

Top ten sentences that can solve war: "Alright we're checking out the only game."

[@imaginationepic1839]

Yeah it makes the enemy cower in fear.

[@nymphie2313]

it doesn’t solve war… it starts it…

[@thefilipinogamertfg]

*Sir, an army of Florida men are charging towards us* *Excuse me, W H A T?!*

[@elizabeth5561]

He solves war by destroying both sides

[@Rintor35OP]

What is game name

[@alexxx1461]

Dad's have evolved with breastfeeding

[@stacypottie5354]

Well you are right 😂

[@littlebrotherbigsister]

This is the only show that makes me laugh because of something random 😂😂😂😂

[@kxngchristian3731]

K 9i

[@master.shakeeeee]

Yeet

[@Aphadole]

Right

[@JaydonTalksAnime]



[@sylesmaddox5171]

You should look at Rickle. Joshdub as well.

[@faeri_]

9:05 “Awwwwww shieeeeeeeeet.” I lost it 😭

[@Wait-g6h]

9:04

[@sgs_gurkgoat6601]

Me: “I wonder what Gray is doing.” “Oh he is dating gorillas now .” **clicks**

[@cadetkeywan]

Only OGs of this video remember the gorilla thumbnail

[@kortneywoitas864]

Kevin also choose the gorilla

[@Chxllz69]

G o r I l l a s

[@Chxllz69]

@Death Nightmare og life’s matter

[@imascrub01]

lol

[@Ackleox]

6:24 who realised that regret was 20 and Olga was 35

[@XGaming14170]

Oh

[@TremelJackson]

I've been trying to beat this game for ever now and this is the perfect walkthrough I needed.

[@necrogaming1954]

Whats the game???

[@steventon7451]

@@necrogaming1954 100 years life simulator

[@milenakadic6674]

no

[@dextermadronio]

Ah, yes another life simulator game. Gray can easily ruin lives by this one.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎

[@fotinivasileiadou916]

100 likes lets go (Idk why im cheering)

[@no-rj7cg]

What's this game name

[@LuiraShui]

@@no-rj7cg 100 years

[@reginahorner4223]

😚😚😚😚

[@traitormike7800]

I dont know why but grey always finds a way to make me laugh, like "Congratulations Spongey, you now have the entire alphabet of hepatitis"

[@no-pk7xl]

LMAO THAT'S MY FAVOURITE PART

[@darcysv]

FR

[@Str8rollin2]

You said grey instead of gray😂😂🤣🤣 Grammer😂

[@BlubberGubber]

@@Str8rollin2nerd 🤓🤓🤓

[@BlubberGubber]

@@Str8rollin2and it’s grammar, look who’s bad with grammar now

[@moksha.m]

3:43 the fact that I have dressed as a banana for Halloween made this 10x as funny to me

[@easytosayuser729]

I love how gray just goes for “Florida man” every time he plays any life game

[@BozoFly2]

Lol ikr

[@lolalot1248]

So do I

[@easytosayuser729]

@Megan Sadgrove huh

[@amandaballantyne8584]

@@easytosayuser729 m

[@orrorsaness5942]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJyanmmHmKmKhLs I know! Here’s a vid trying to replicate that.

[@hatennafromhoenn]

"Sir, it is illegal to be homeless." What's next, will it be illegal to be in jail?

[@BoxGlitch_studios]

kool

[@steveparker1466]

@@BoxGlitch_studios that would be so gooddddddddddddddddďdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[@maxmccoy4577]

@@BoxGlitch_studios you're right

[@DLBookTheGamer]

"okay then buy me a house"

[@MorningRose370]

I love it when Gray screams "What the hell is THIS?"

[@spoofriver]

Someone make a comic fully based on Gray’s commentary.

[@TheRealAlpha2]

It's times like this you start to think, "I'm trying far too hard in game development."

[@Hi-xt5qk]

there's a game called bit life and there are some fantastic physics you can do more you can make choices on the game and the one thing that I love about it is there is a murder button ✨👍🏻 fantastic physics ain't it.

[@Hi-xt5qk]

One thing I like about it is that you can make other lives and name yourself after you're done with your one life or you can press the menu and make another life and name yourself and you can save the life that you were playing on -

[@guard-keywolf]

Ah yes BitLife

[@mastersvante4200]

Hmmmn hes played that like alot

[@andynilsennot4329]

@i Play Sometimes shut

[@2dheethbar]

I thought he played that already, but considering all the iOS/android "Life simulation" games he's played, it's easy mixing them up.

[@elainadeeter9788]

"That is a freaking shark." Yeah, a shark that failed it's evolution classes.

[@YoruNocteOld]

Lol

[@singletona082]

Wait is this a DangerouslyFunny crossover? He's doing the fish eat everything simulator again.

[@alilly4584]

*"If there's one thing I'm good at, it's dissapointing my parents"* same🤩

[@kittygirlworld6935]

Nice 👍

[@Josh.V]

12:05 when he said "wait a minute" i lost it.

[@frtruck]

i love how the first decision he made was trying to drink his dad's milk.

[@ultimategennix]

Um...

[@frtruck]

@@ultimategennix what is your um, sir?

[@ManifiestingADream]

@@frtruck lol...

[@caetri]

Here's the thing I'm glad because the dad took off his shirt but what if he picked the mom

[@Arush019]

I like how you commented while watching 5 seconds of the video (same with me)

[@DeathnoteBB]

“Spooky is just diet scary” He’s speaking the language of the gods

[@DeathnoteBB]

@Repent No

[@georgeferderigos1527]

Įìrtÿū

[@mahmah5897]

Dont disrespect God

[@GorrilaVr873]

Lol

[@scarylarryboss1]

7:17 HAH MY GUY IS LIKE: AHHAA YESS meanwhile the ad: Evony: The King's Return Sponsored

[@alexs6746]

“Yeetele deet I’m about to meet the street” shall be my last words

[@EthanTRM]

NO IM NOT RETRYING

[@denne22222]

Eating a snickers, the toilet comes up, and I can no longer chew, the laughter starts, and Gray nearly indirectly kills me with humor. I'm just glad to be alive to enjoy more machoism. Will be more careful in the future!

[@spleens665]

“Yeetley Deet, There Will Be No World Peace” i'm putting that as my yearbook quote

[@dailylife5982]

Agreed

[@Moose5000MC]

Yes

[@fancyegg4400]

Hay spleens how's bluecheese doing

[@itsmeyourfavoritesimp2738]

Indeed

[@hextor9523]

Lol

[@georginahardy115]

i smelt the toilet

[@1uxqaniix]

Why does this have so little likes

[@hodawafa30]

@@1uxqaniixidk prob cause the comment was random

[@iamapersonnamedme]

Smelled

[@waylonjessicaehlers1335]

gray: welcome to the only game where the longer you live more you wish you were dead me:that's just life man

[@Deeznuts-px5tw]

Not just any it’s mine

[@balloon2579]

@Repent no!!!

[@ridgecat4408]

I like the new editing grays editor has implemented

[@RedTrashPanda7]

"Power washed it with feces" omg I've never heard those words put together like that! 🤣 Yeetle Lee deet I'm about to meet the street!!

[@ebolaevd-2710]

A brand sentence is made

[@Elite_Defender]

Gray just made by far the most Hollywood worthy storyline to ever exist

[@puppetmasky6936]

14:08 LoL how being homeless is become illegal? 😂

[@link_master2814]

Gray:"What kind of of masochistic fetishism is going on here?!" Me: Gray that's your entire channel its so realistic.

[@FlameRex-g8n]

Are we just not going to talk about how his net worth was $20 but he bought a luxury car

[@simplified8068]

‘Don’t skip leg day, Don’t skip le- OUH’ -GrayStillPlays 2021.

[@angiemiles8052]

LOL XD

[@monsieurassembling6139]

leouh

[@FatYoshi619]

"apparently SOMEONE POWERWASHED IT WITH FAECES." best line ever

[@exiechotix-stanhollyleaf-3752]

It’s spelled feces

[@NerdyRulerz]

I misread that as faces and idk how to even picture that

[@ultimatemymotivationgaveup1808]

Gray: *goes to the playstore to get some games for content* the playstore: "oh no he's back...."

[@Tarika916]

Manager: Massage my leg Also Manager: It is inappropriate to massage a manager, your fired

[@blackstonewhitestoneracist4753]

Gray: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Me: yeah everything is gonna go wrong.

[@jaygamings6888]

"We're checking out the only game where the longer you live the more you wish you were dead." Isn't that just called 'life'?

[@Justlov4]

some of those choices were very unexpected yet somehow still expected since it is Gray playing LMAO

[@LovelyDamage]

14:52 300 stars in gta

[@darind2158]

3:32 GIGANTIC FLORIDIAN SHARKOSAURUS 😂 Im DEAD IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE PAST 10 MIN 😂

[@alliewilliams4050]

FINALLY!!! I got the notification and pretty darn close to when it uploaded!!! That’s a win!

[@guard-keywolf]

FR FR

[@tommyfox854]

I have a feeling that if you didn't become a KZbinr, this playthrough would've been your fate; I don't know why, it's just a gut feeling. Also "Yeddely deet, I'm about to meet the street." is a *FANTASTIC* line Gray, had me laughing! XD

[@Foxyman-zp3jj]

THE PART HE SAID '' the sponge said NOOOOOOO!!!! ''

[@coreycole2786]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🇬🇧🇦🇺

[@ApothecaryAsh]

Best birthday present, thank you Gray 💜

[@InsertOutstandingUser]

Happy bday to you, valid human

[@geschaftskatze]

Same

[@geschaftskatze]

My bday too

[@pre_merc]

Happy bday

[@InsertOutstandingUser]

@@geschaftskatze Happy bday to you too!

[@fearlessflash7296]

I like how this kid at 3:20 is just dancing while the others are trying to escape

[@billyhendrix5544]

At this point I'll legitimately watch Gray do anything and I'm happy with that

[@sleepshh]

grey could eat his breakfast and not do anything and i'd be ok with that

[@Fedd_ambushiscool4L]

8:12 “Alright, do the- do the Fortnite dance.” “And then- ‘YEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!’”

[@adman1381]

We go from torturing an entire planet, to torturing a single man. Florida Man is a menace to all realms.

[@volteonex1862]

Key words for any Graystillpaysvideo: 1. Yeet 2. Failure 3. Florida 4. Masochism 5. Some kind of disease

[@JamesSmith-ho7kg]

11:07 this is a mystery for the hardley boys.

[@prof_cringe]

13:18 I am so pleased nothing else happened here

[@luked7525]

"Regret, Regret, Regret" "Catchy, any Idea what it means?" "Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret The Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

[@Crouchie261]

Hoo raa

[@emilymclaughlin4599]

x)

[@wolfdiabolique]

9:15 that's it! That's the scene from the ads! IT'S ACTUALLY REAL GAMEPLAY IN A MOBILE GAME AD, GUYS!

[@elizabeth8692]

The "killed your husband" got me rolling of my bed and fall of the stairs laughing

[@Brooda1]

Yes True :)

[@aidanrosenfelt3214]

Bruh do you know how to spell

[@noahtijerina5102]

Bro the shark scared me

[@Gboysonic]

I miss when gray would play "what it takes until it brakes" with all his games.

[@dhhfgfffdd9206]

You do know he swiped his wife and children, yes?

[@pissalu]

This was beautiful, it'd be cool to see another playthrough

[@Stibiumowl-oder-kurz-Stibi]

Oh yes please, marry to Gorrilla would be best.

[@loganlogon3720]

That was the best episode I've seen in a while, thank you Gray!

[@dacian_empireWildcraftz24]

I love how your character in different games when they hold a thing it's levitating or flying and when you throw it towards it goes up down left or right 😂😂😂😂😂

[@n1ghtshade08]

0:49 dad just pulled a sweet home Alabama

[@gachabekiddingme8242]

“Being a preteen is the worst” my life has been explained

[@Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI]

Being a kid sucks

[@Statue_of_god]

@@Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI it doesn’t

[@Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI]

@@Statue_of_god welp,i get blamed all the time if something happens in my house bc I'm the youngest,it sucks.

[@BLCJ123]

@@Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI Just wait, it gets way worse! :D

[@Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI]

@@BLCJ123 thanks! :)

[@imaginationepic1839]

13:38 The way he says “You’re fired”

[@thejaybrothers1961]

Why is this so funny 😂😂

[@Adnaners2929]

2:02 who lives in a pineapple under the sea??

[@xvz.zevends]

SPONG BOB SQUAR PANTS

[@user-cr1qe8dd6o]

I got an ad for this game while watching this. Smooth timing 10/10

[@ThaFrostyMan]

Same

[@otzigamer7958]

What is the name of game?

[@ThaFrostyMan]

@@otzigamer7958 100 years

[@Something125_]

“We’re checking out the only game where the longer you live, the more you wish you were dead!” Oh so my life simulator?

[@neonzplayz5060]

@Tom Simons ᨆ Bot

[@twiztedzombxboxfu]

Felt that

[@roelkoot8625]

@Tom Simons ᨆ fake ver bot ewwwww

[@Dark_Saibot]

Reality

[@withfam8246]

Gray: *Jumps off building* Also Gray: "Yeetilydeet I'm about to meet the street!"

[@Ashley3AndKnuckles]

"i dated satan's daughter and this happened" friday night funkin' lore in a nutshell

[@snowyvoidproductionsxx]

XDDD TRUE

[@AwAw85405]

Lol

[@arcticflames6932]

Fact

[@alicornadams2362]

Oh my god your right

[@TayDeadWeight]

Lmao

[@puff2975]

This is so funny When you said “prepare your anus-“ I got an ad and it literally said “for the biggest of all turtles.”

[@jocelynndotson7273]

Lol

[@davidremilio7449]

For me after he said that I got an ad that’s said “run” in a deep voice lmao

[@puff2975]

@@davidremilio7449 loll

[@FizzyYao.Official]

*Child* : “My Name Is “Regret”” *Gray* “We All Knew This Was Coming”

[@King_YT-5911]

'' Ahh Shiiiiiieett ! Oh My Good . '' I was dying laughing. 😂😂😂

[@dusttalesans932]

We need the option with the gorilla. Gray you must do it.