golden arguing with dankus about micro meta is like the kid in middle school who argued with the teacher
@mohamadalakhras975010 ай бұрын
🗣️🗣️🗣️
@t_gabiuel605810 ай бұрын
In this case, Golden is the teacher and Dankus is the kid.
@screamingeagles267010 ай бұрын
Glaze secured. Golden be whiny doe
@Ihavpickle10 ай бұрын
@@t_gabiuel6058I disagree
@quichrlyn10 ай бұрын
which is which
@hihilow5610 ай бұрын
Dankus: gives praise to the germans for having a good build Golden: shits on dankus for being a meta player Okay golden, okay
@RedbadofFrisia10 ай бұрын
Well...Dankus can be quite sweaty to play with i feel, so some light grilling is fine.
@Thebaconmurderer10 ай бұрын
You missed the two streams before where Dabkus aid how he'd shit on the Axis and got completely steamrolled within the first year. Danks is really good when he has actual good supporting teammates. When he doesn't he usually doesn't last to long.
@tungaoztek30510 ай бұрын
Cuz dankus be like 🤓☝️
@aliencrackgrunt10 ай бұрын
@@Thebaconmurdererthats how team work exists... Its like saying you could win a team based shooter alone..
@freddy460310 ай бұрын
all he has to do is not meta coach people who don't want to be coached...
@el_huevo85010 ай бұрын
The top 1% streamer might not be top 1% on KZbin, but the KZbin videos nowadays are time well spent. With a good editor and a dedicated, committed content creator nothing can go wrong.
@lukalolleonardo479710 ай бұрын
Dankus and golden arguing like a married couple as per usual
@jochhetjoch10 ай бұрын
If this is what marriage is like I'm going to look up this Andrew Tate fella.
@jeremiahrussell491310 ай бұрын
17:47 is crazy, the soviets had basically zero equipment in stockpile. I've never seen anything like that before.
@flutee616210 ай бұрын
Romanians stole everything right before they capitulated
@AdrianRO191810 ай бұрын
most original joke i ve heard@@flutee6162
@CivilizedWasteland10 ай бұрын
@@flutee6162 now that's realism!
@isaacskinner556510 ай бұрын
They might have deleted their stockpile once they realised they couldn’t win
@ultimatenothing5539Ай бұрын
It happens in most mp games, Soviets typically lose so much equipment they can barely keep up stockpiles or just simply have deficits, this is in comp games though where Soviets literally are one shot and are a timer of holding until d day
@JustinianRomanov10 ай бұрын
They said my kleptomania was weak
@TeacherTalary10 ай бұрын
Romania became Finland Winter war 2.0 lmao
@BloodNothinglol10 ай бұрын
*The game starts* Dankus: Can I Germany and Bulgaria: N O
@lookat-thestars10 ай бұрын
the germany co-op was such a baby I wonder how Dankus can stand him lol
@DoccyStars10 ай бұрын
bro is unaware
@nicotobiko715310 ай бұрын
are you unfamiliar with the whole bokoen1 crew? they are really funny and dankus plays with them alot, the co-op on germany was GoldenSpatulas and he possibly has anger issues
@K_-_-_-_K10 ай бұрын
Such an insufferable prick. Would be a instant mute.
@christoperwallace619710 ай бұрын
@@nicotobiko7153he's immature as fuck. And yea def has rage issues.
@The1truesigma9 ай бұрын
@@nicotobiko7153and
@jakov104310 ай бұрын
15:08 Carolus Rex is encircled at Poltava and needs your help xD.
@kazzzerusss10 ай бұрын
Golden is probably the most annoying individual on the internet, props to dankus for staying sane during this recording.
@koendekortdk219810 ай бұрын
Well, I mean he's a weeb and likes girls of questionable ages, are you surprised?
@christoperwallace619710 ай бұрын
Golden is why the mp community is trash. That attitude .
@quincyames201410 ай бұрын
golden lost honestly with how bokoen was playing it is wonder you guys won this
@Kronosfobi10 ай бұрын
I wanna see Dankus play as a perfectly Neutral Turkey. No attacking, no going for Ottoman nor Turan, Just sheer simcity.
@universalis820810 ай бұрын
Why is golden still allowed to speak? The single greatest mood killer hahaha
@obamacare_grucha10 ай бұрын
Are we gonna just ignore that the mvp was Japan? They did countered most of asia very fast and the countered the USA alone.
@captainpancake817710 ай бұрын
Golden really hates dankus huh
@Tom-oj7si10 ай бұрын
Guy's gotta chill
@thatsmeman78010 ай бұрын
@@Tom-oj7si yeah idk what guys problem is
@christoperwallace619710 ай бұрын
@@Tom-oj7siimmaturity. And rage.
@SpicyFiur10 ай бұрын
Dankus have you considered looking for another group to play with? Like holy shit I can't liste to that baby crying in the background. Where are it's parents?
@pood40o7210 ай бұрын
This little creature has no parents
@smokez010 ай бұрын
fr
@goswaldthegoose10 ай бұрын
15:10 the Swede dying at Poltava? The script couldn't be better written
@theorb288210 ай бұрын
Africa was secured quickly, Japan was great as well, they dominated during the whole war. Literally i couldn't do this against ai 😭
@Celeste__ch.10 ай бұрын
Me neither, mostly bc it requires your allies to also do well, single player is a solo experiance (as obvious as that sounds)
@ilyasdgv792410 ай бұрын
Why is golden so disrespectful? Are they good friends or ?
@Qwerty-of4cy10 ай бұрын
ye more or less
@Thebaconmurderer10 ай бұрын
Two of the best microers in their lobbies. I'd argue two of the best players, but most of the videos you'll see Golden seem insufferable on the other hand, the actual stream shows how enjoyable he actually is. You watch Golden for enjoyment and Dankus for game play. If you didn't notice Dankus tends to always do the exact same strats, but with Golden, you never know what you're going to get. Could be a safari that ends up in South America or could be losing his entire British fleet to the Germans.
@Maksim62110 ай бұрын
@@Thebaconmurderergolden is freaking jerk how can u watch him more than 2 mins ?
@AdrianRO191810 ай бұрын
welcome to hoi4 community
@christoperwallace619710 ай бұрын
@@Thebaconmurderernot really relevant to golden being a doche though
@princeaemilius10 ай бұрын
4:08 Italy irl after finding out hitler invaded france
@enginkaradeniz64702 ай бұрын
Frrr
@jonathanmason349510 ай бұрын
what the fuck is up with Golden? it's like he's never interacted with a real person in real life before.
@uckbritley130510 ай бұрын
Autism
@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo10 ай бұрын
Golden calling someone a regard that’s hilarious.
@maffi14875 ай бұрын
Golden surely is a loved person irl.
@maxamillanropespierre10 ай бұрын
btw bokoen1 has a video on this game i would reccomend it
@mcfunny888710 ай бұрын
link? or video name? love bokoen
@visibilityridden725110 ай бұрын
Bro that coop needs to stfu for abit💀
@DoccyStars10 ай бұрын
bro is unaware
@turtlenecksarepoggers10 ай бұрын
The best part is that Dankus has more war score than Germany at the end of the game.
@garrettjohnson34310 ай бұрын
Dankus has 7% WP, Germany has 53%
@macgrande793510 ай бұрын
Dankus needs better friends tbh
@OwenIsDaBoss10 ай бұрын
Last time I was this early, Dankus had already been sealioned
@TheLordNovo10 ай бұрын
College Soviets proving that he cannot in fact micro by losing a quarter million men over Bessarabia
@pyroboss101310 ай бұрын
What about more modded games? I’d love to see some crazy EaW games or methodical political TNO games
@franztheprussian416610 ай бұрын
Golden is honestly the only person I can't stand in the entire group. He is absolute cancer in the discord server as well. He is at best mid at all the games yet has a massive ego and goes way overboard with the banter but can literally take nothing himself. He never left his edgy angsty emo phase and you can tell. It eludes me why they all still hang around with Golden, to me it also seems like this has only gotten worse with time.
@pood40o7210 ай бұрын
I'm just going to assume it's due to Golden being in the group since day 1, but I can also see the appeal for the group to keep him. In almost every video with him in it, you'll hear him insulting and belittling someone or his fellow teammates for messing up or not playing the way he wants them to play, and when he loses, he gets trash-talked and dunked on in the same video. You see this a lot in Boken's videos, where it's been a comedic effect for his content to have that one guy always raging at someone or something and that country ball looking mad.
@simonnachreiner838010 ай бұрын
Because golden whining like a chihuahua before getting smacked is good for the views.
@endzor10 ай бұрын
6:20 thanks youtube content
@janys650210 ай бұрын
Truly amazing, man plays a competetive and insults dankus because he is better at competetive gaming, and as a germany coop. For all we care, he can shut his ass, hes not doing the build he doesnt get to say anything
@christoperwallace619710 ай бұрын
It's less what he said for me, and how he said it. Like dude seems to have the maturity of a 10 year old who does not know how to talk to humans.
@teresarose68510 ай бұрын
You can have it all, my empire of dirt
@frozenfeet45345 ай бұрын
golden is fucking hilarious and the commenters here completely missing the point of the banter only makes it funnier
@AlexanderMunio10 ай бұрын
Each time i watch dankus videos he gets shit talked to by his friends do they actually hate him?
@KEVIN_IS_HERE2 ай бұрын
they are good friends its just for fun
@CFBPSU8 ай бұрын
That’s got to be the first time I have seen USA cap in one of these videos
@anakin0710 ай бұрын
Dankus writing *ss instead of ass makes it even more sus doesn’t it?
@aurelian264110 ай бұрын
It’s Markoni
@AvraamAvramovichAvraamov29 күн бұрын
Dankus can you please make a tutorial on your deny Bassarabia build?
@schnitzel208410 ай бұрын
dankus
@maximerler609110 ай бұрын
Romanian man equals chad
@Xindet10 ай бұрын
5:45 ... that smile, that god damn smile
@spoon627310 ай бұрын
greatest timeline
@Trilogine3 ай бұрын
Lore accurate Winter War
@memesthememer76610 ай бұрын
dankus romania: ho ho ho, no.
@buck991510 ай бұрын
This is actually sad, getting shitted on every god damn second while playing a game does not sound fun especially when they're your "friends"
@ItsDazlo10 ай бұрын
10/10 vid
@rubbengamer10 ай бұрын
you sent this the minute the video was uploaded were you watching on 18x speed or something
@gaysexlover699710 ай бұрын
Bro did not watch the whole video yet💀🙏
@Ihavpickle10 ай бұрын
@rubbengamer no, he jaut knows its going to be a 10/10 vid
@RandomRomanian.5 күн бұрын
i NEED to know the mods you use
@RomGe33610 ай бұрын
This was fact checked by true Romanian Patriots ✅
@narutoliuko72210 ай бұрын
bro took a snus 2:45💀
@hawkerhurricane760010 ай бұрын
Ah I see you playing the song Suck my blood by lil peep
@UtopianMatt10 ай бұрын
So in that mod the soviets can peace out if they lose the Bessarabia fight?
@szczurbotny30752 ай бұрын
Their feinest bruh
@BoliceOccifer10 ай бұрын
video gave me autism peak HOI4 content
@labianselmani326410 ай бұрын
Challenge:Dancus does not dstroy anyone:impossible.
@benjaminjones719710 ай бұрын
whats the mod?
@KING_POGGERS7 ай бұрын
Their finest bruh
@tommyhabib918710 ай бұрын
They Said my Bessarabia was weak
@ldm366910 ай бұрын
bro what is this mod that makes borders in africa look good like roman empire?? i want it
@szczurbotny30752 ай бұрын
Their feinest bruh
@snowy69610 ай бұрын
What mod are you playing ?
@szczurbotny30752 ай бұрын
Their feinest bruh
@thatsmeman78010 ай бұрын
Dankus exists Golden: 😡
@impostorsyndrome135010 ай бұрын
No one will ask this dude to play 1944 Downfall mod with all the debuffs. It's literally Endsieg v2. Like BitterSteel took what? 8 retries until he got a decent gameplay he wanted?
@christoperwallace619710 ай бұрын
I mean it sounds like an excuse in pain. And if kma do that, I want to be someone besides the Nazi. Like Lithuania.
@impostorsyndrome135010 ай бұрын
@@christoperwallace6197 I mean Lithuania was annexed by the Soviets at that time lol
@christoperwallace619710 ай бұрын
@@impostorsyndrome1350 I'm aware. Was not a good time to live in the Baltics. My point was, if I'm going to do an against the odds run, ima pick a minor like them, rather then try to save Nazi Germany. Then again I don't play hist Germany at all, so said mod isn't really geared to me.
@impostorsyndrome135010 ай бұрын
@@christoperwallace6197 do you live in Baltics? Why do you want to play Lithuania so much lmao?
@christoperwallace619710 ай бұрын
@@impostorsyndrome1350 spoken like someone who has not reformed the commonwealth as Lithuania lmao
@nothere844010 ай бұрын
what is the mod used in the video?
@szczurbotny30752 ай бұрын
Their feinest bruh
@Mujogaming10 ай бұрын
What mods do you use?
@szczurbotny307510 ай бұрын
their last bruh i thnk
@mr.AndreiC10 ай бұрын
average chad refusing bassarabia to the soviets:
@yougoslavia10 ай бұрын
That's Romania not Chad. The blue is a bit lighter.
@robbyflobby20110 ай бұрын
this time romania does the stealing
@thedemonicskull774810 ай бұрын
What mod is this ?
@szczurbotny30752 ай бұрын
TFB
@Byzantium-j7d10 ай бұрын
what mod is this???
@szczurbotny30752 ай бұрын
Their feinest bruh
@alextenie10 ай бұрын
me as a Romanian: *instant like*
@JosephAR75610 ай бұрын
this looks like the most miserable way to play hoi4
@quixclan93849 ай бұрын
anytime i hear anybody who shits on dankus in these mp games sounds like weirdos 💀 "another meta player up our ass 🤓👆"
@bengreuner86710 ай бұрын
Which mod is Dankus always using? :)
@Robinspiderman210 ай бұрын
Their finest bruh.
@gojo7610 ай бұрын
Glad to see Danky boy enjoying my country, but damn you messed up with the Raj adventure last BOBG match… you saw Japan’s full monke, you guys should’ve just focused the Russians instead… you cost me 14.000 channel points
@DerpV1andV210 ай бұрын
what are the mods?
@szczurbotny30752 ай бұрын
Their feinest bruh
@albee-eb2dw10 ай бұрын
what's the mod name?
@szczurbotny30752 ай бұрын
TFB
@julianbaracz731810 ай бұрын
Did no one find it funny at 15:10 he lost 4 divs in Poltava. And Dankus is Swedish……
@black_wolf897110 ай бұрын
whats the mod name
@szczurbotny30752 ай бұрын
TFB
@nathanburke962310 ай бұрын
Gimme music playlist Dankus listen to
@DankusMemecus10 ай бұрын
go to my channel > playlists > dankus musicus
@nathanburke962310 ай бұрын
@@DankusMemecus omg I love you thank you
@Jake_290310 ай бұрын
They said my romania was weak
@The1truesigma10 ай бұрын
Mod?
@szczurbotny30752 ай бұрын
Their feinest bruh
@Waffles43510 ай бұрын
W video
@12gark10 ай бұрын
I have to be honest here: the Allies were TRASH. Come on. I understand you struggle to hold Africa with such an early war and France dying immediately, but India, SAF, Australia, like come on. And Russia losing to Rumenia is like peak comedy 🤣. Complete stomp, good job to Axis.
@chipsmccoy735110 ай бұрын
Golden bitching for a co-op
@puddle355110 ай бұрын
Man Golden gotta be the most unlikable and annoying person
@kenci430910 ай бұрын
Golden really thinks he is something
@ninjacatgaming74538 ай бұрын
i hate this golden guy, like hate hate
@furherreich845410 ай бұрын
They say romanians were weak
@rhodesiansneverdie751510 ай бұрын
I dont know the Dankus lore is Golden always this unlikable?
@mishabuharskiy643610 ай бұрын
👍🏿
@spinarerazvan-qx8ok10 ай бұрын
Look at esports stats lennard
@Superimperatoris10 ай бұрын
This comment section: Not understanding banter. Like, you've seen plenty of bo-games at this point. They always flame eachother and still come back for more. Golden has always been an ironic trash talker, if everyone was disliking him has much as you imply he would not be part of their games.
@christoperwallace619710 ай бұрын
This comment: Not understanding the difference between banter and just being annoying.
@christoperwallace619710 ай бұрын
Lmao he's not being ironic. He's just being an immature gamer.
@ironclaw931310 ай бұрын
Esports
@imalazerbem543010 ай бұрын
not 1 minute :(
@Jakobsh210 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ, never knew how gay hoi multiplayer was.
@LokiTV160510 ай бұрын
1 minute
@NotTheBomb10 ай бұрын
Isn’t golden one of THE WORST players in this whole match? Doesn’t he need to go take Iwo Jima or something?
@leilagorrilla484210 ай бұрын
Nah, he is one of the best micro player in the lobby, but he can be quite toxic, he always does random & innovative builds that can make or break a game because it's how he gets fun, & that's why he is sometimes toxic with dankus, as dankus prefers playing a reliable & tried build. But they do like each other, the video don't show that tho.
@Lightning_aus10 ай бұрын
@@leilagorrilla4842what annoys me the most is that he shit talks dankus constantly and acts like hes the best player but he hasnt won anywhere near the amount of tourneys that Dankus has.
@gernhard.reinholdsen10 ай бұрын
Another Golden L
@Normalguy169010 ай бұрын
BRICS vs nato who winning?
@kacperdrzyzga140410 ай бұрын
First ;p
@czechia853810 ай бұрын
omg this is so toxic community
@berserker494010 ай бұрын
I look forward for when Kiev is changed back to the correct spelling of Kiev when Russia liberates it IRL