It's like the game dev knew Gray was gonna be playing it and planned to surprise him
@lazyproeagle4 жыл бұрын
Well I don't think that they actually kill them right on the spot
@rsoldat49513 жыл бұрын
@@lazyproeagle well *it's a game* Of course they won't irl
@rsoldat49513 жыл бұрын
@William Afton thank you thank you
@rsoldat49513 жыл бұрын
@William Afton I'm a virgin
@TobeGH34 жыл бұрын
13:55 "I can't work anymore." Should've sent him to Labor Camps.
@potatogod9754 жыл бұрын
he didnt send anyone to labor camps :(
@amethyphoenix4 жыл бұрын
@@potatogod975 Yep, he either killed people or let the best jackasses go on scot-free.
@MasterOfTheBrood4 жыл бұрын
"They Bled Like Pigs!" *SWEET BABY JESUS*
@evangault13924 жыл бұрын
The only time in this video that Gray was a decent person
@evangault13924 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Bleifus ah, yes, free murder that makes everyone feel better
@johnpaulabocad69413 жыл бұрын
8:58
@evangault13923 жыл бұрын
@@johnpaulabocad6941 thank you
@johnpaulabocad69413 жыл бұрын
9:00
@isabellaperry81434 жыл бұрын
*Clicks execute* “oh sh@$” That’s what executing someone does
@chariethe4 жыл бұрын
People often forget how simple the world is.
@Liuhuayue4 жыл бұрын
Did not expect them to execute on the spot, though.
@autisticgamer244 жыл бұрын
I kind of expected that to happen.
@FuturisticDruid4 жыл бұрын
reminds me of one scene from Kingsman: The Secret Service
@spicybeantofu4 жыл бұрын
@@Liuhuayue I did cause that guy was standing there in the uniform.
@RegalRoyalWasTaken4 жыл бұрын
8:59 When someone is so sick and twisted that Gray IMMEDIATELY has them executed, with *genuine shock* in his voice, you know they’re bad.
@nimchen714 жыл бұрын
Yep
@evangault13924 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@SgtChip3 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@SirToaster9330 Жыл бұрын
funnier cause in the thumbnail h let's her go
@hamadded73534 жыл бұрын
"I'm surprised I haven't died yet" Gets shot 2 seconds later
@1985toyotacamry4 жыл бұрын
I love that part
@ReuterL4 жыл бұрын
It's recorded this way. *funatparties*
@wta15184 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised I haven’t died yeOH SH**
@woozy28634 жыл бұрын
kpop , sorry just wanted to comment
@sherriebarkes54284 жыл бұрын
6:27
@manyrandomthings874 жыл бұрын
"It literally pains me to have to kill someone with so little self confidence that literally i feel pity for them, " Never knew that Gray could feel pity but i guess you learn something new every day
@vandeheyeric4 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed they didn't send them to the labor camp SPECIFICALLY to spite the family out of the compensation.
@alexusp3 жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder if whoever murders me will say that about me too 💀😂
@KaBar414 жыл бұрын
New game idea: "I Don't See That." A game in which you play as a young guard whose goal in life is to skate through his job as much as possible. Due to Soviet bureaucracy, every round from your gun requires a lot of paperwork to be filled out, as such, you must avoid using your gun as much as possible while not letting your bosses catch onto the fact that you're not shooting threats. Including threats that threaten the high ranking judge you're supposed to be protecting.
@Luciel.6804 жыл бұрын
KaBar41 That’s a really good idea!
@lessthenoriginalcynical14934 жыл бұрын
If you do use the gun you actually have to fill out in game paperwork
@KaBar414 жыл бұрын
@@lessthenoriginalcynical1493 RNG decides on whether or not your sergeant approves the paperwork. If he doesn't, you have to do it all over again.
@lessthenoriginalcynical14934 жыл бұрын
@@KaBar41 That's sadistic and I love it. There should also be parts of the paperwork that don't pertain to the original reason for filling it out and you don't need to sign it. If you do you basically sell your liver to the state or something dumb
@schwarzerritter57244 жыл бұрын
The sequel will be set in space where you are the gunner of a huge ship boarding a small one. Will you pretend you did not see an escape pod with no life forms on board or will you fill out the paperwork?
@what_d12453 жыл бұрын
"Gun? I need no gun! If i had a gun i'd pawn it for two bottles of vodka" is the best response in the entire video
@amelialiming13254 жыл бұрын
“We call these ‘court coupons’”😂😂
@vagekin5874 жыл бұрын
1k likes and no comments lol
@unkownblackstrangefigure53384 жыл бұрын
@Vage Kin I literally just realized that
@gialonn75994 жыл бұрын
Nice
@rohandas58734 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@RedstoneRangerMC4 жыл бұрын
@@vagekin587 lol
@Iggarashi4 жыл бұрын
*"Pawn it for 2 bottles of vodka"* *"Innoceng!"*
@shinkreytpuylap3 жыл бұрын
He was playing as a soviet in the game, anyone who wants to steal vodka is innocent! You know communism jokes? *OUR VODKA*
@adamdavenport80094 жыл бұрын
Defendant: If I had a gun, I'd pawn it for 2 bottles of vodka. Gray: Innocent. Me: Justice!
@VulcanaV94 жыл бұрын
Ыуат!
@matthew_natividad4 жыл бұрын
Words to live by
@SirenS5504 жыл бұрын
Adam Davenport read it when he said it
@SaltineChips4 жыл бұрын
Did anybody else read this in a Nord's voice from TES V: Skyrim?
@vegalight1964 жыл бұрын
Death to the storm cloacks!
@Tm0g7624 жыл бұрын
4:04 "Chattle" is a misspelling of "chattel" as in "chattel slavery", not a misspelling of cattle.
@NoName-kw3tp3 жыл бұрын
Tf is chattel slavery?
@benn4543 жыл бұрын
@@NoName-kw3tp When the slaves are considered property.
@raawesome38512 жыл бұрын
@@benn454 dang...
@junipersr4 жыл бұрын
"The ground is so soft maybe they prepared a body pillow for me!" "Yes. A pillow made from an actual body! As in a fresh corpse!"
@delusionsxbl894 жыл бұрын
grey: "we are currently ending world hunger, gavel is hit" BANG also grey: "am i not wearing a shirt!!"
@HoneyxBee-yw7lw4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Boron likes are 69 and I’m ruining it
@delusionsxbl894 жыл бұрын
@@HoneyxBee-yw7lw you monster how dare you!!!
@HoneyxBee-yw7lw4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Boron everybody always says they don’t like because of that. I’m starting a new trend
@loserface39624 жыл бұрын
@@HoneyxBee-yw7lw but will you ruin it when its 420 likes?
@HoneyxBee-yw7lw4 жыл бұрын
loser face NO! I love weed
@nathanely2624 жыл бұрын
“Being a twin is not as fun as it sounds.” This is true, but I am the more successful one.
@phamduykhanh70374 жыл бұрын
beware
@Luciel.6804 жыл бұрын
Nathan Ely I can agree. I’m the twin who’s getting good grades (she’s not the smartest tool in the shed) but she’s getting more friends. You have to share everything and all sorts. It sucks most times. The way I’m going, I’m probably gonna be a lawyer or something and she’s gonna be an artist as she’s good at art. I went off track here. Being a twin sucks, I can agree with you. I’m also the successful one. I’m also unlucky :p
@nathanely2624 жыл бұрын
Ruby Cooper you speak many truths.
@gracemyerss4 жыл бұрын
twin life
@Christopher-bw9ny4 жыл бұрын
My twin died so I guess I'm more successful at being alive
@bcnicholas1234 жыл бұрын
“You know what? Sure. We’re having a sale. We’re pardoning all murderers today”
@KiroChisa4 жыл бұрын
"More executions DAMMIT!" The French in the 1790s: how many executions do you want? Gray: yes!
@GrayStillPlays4 жыл бұрын
You know it's a bad courtroom when you have to climb a mountain of bodies to get to the judge.
@KiroChisa4 жыл бұрын
I would agree.
@doodleboopyt75054 жыл бұрын
@@GrayStillPlays been there done that 😂
@luciemajor71184 жыл бұрын
Yes
@user-cn8xi4el6h4 жыл бұрын
@@GrayStillPlays that only mean rhey care about your healrh due to the climbing you hve to do
@arielfetters56624 жыл бұрын
To quote Judge Rico.... "Guilt and Innocence are simply a matter of timing."
@revolutionarymarxist-lenin72524 жыл бұрын
Me: A perfect executionist doesn't exis- Gray:
@tnnt12634 жыл бұрын
*executioner*
@robertdevito50014 жыл бұрын
TN NT I’d imagine an executioner is someone who executes someone for a living but an executionist is someone who finds it central to their being, a passion if you will.
@mokioti25894 жыл бұрын
4:02 As a Sasha, I’d like to thank you for enjoying the severity of my crime.
@jujinator10184 жыл бұрын
“There’s someone beeping walking toward me. Is anyone going to do anything about this?”
@jakepullman49144 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you'd think the guards would have stopped that one, if only to avoid being collateral damage.
@insertyourfeelingshere81064 жыл бұрын
As an Australian I can relate to this justice system
@kalebriley5984 жыл бұрын
Being someone who loves chaos, this warms my heart with joy.
@twilight27734 жыл бұрын
Same
@deg22724 жыл бұрын
I’VE SPOTTED HERETICS IN THE COMMENT SECTION! REQUESTING EXTERMINATUS!
@garnettekken4 жыл бұрын
Same brother
@slendy25794 жыл бұрын
Wow what a quirky comment you’re so cool
@kalebriley5984 жыл бұрын
@@slendy2579 thank you
@theunknown84274 жыл бұрын
Call of jury duty?
@sidvyas85494 жыл бұрын
Call of Judiciary lol
@mtw61844 жыл бұрын
Court of Judy?
@MattJDylan4 жыл бұрын
12:20 "a large amount of gunpowder and explosives which were seemingly being fashioned into bombs..." Grey: sounds like a normal day to me *in Russia it really is, you know...*
@mr.coffee62424 жыл бұрын
" You sent nobody to the labor camps ?" Youre on thin ice Comrade. You wouldnt want to be seen as a reformist now, right ?
@darkmonger62444 жыл бұрын
Mr. Coffee Nah, he’s just a murderer.
@SAURONISTHEBESTANDITISME4 жыл бұрын
Cursor on the execute button: "This is going to get used a lot." Literally every judge for any crime in the Dark ages: Correct. Gray you were born in the wrong era. Also... I'm early
@sillybilly69384 жыл бұрын
Execute*
@hierstehtkeinname70924 жыл бұрын
Gray would make a great judge.
@dwimrel4 жыл бұрын
Or like the setting of the game.
@SAURONISTHEBESTANDITISME4 жыл бұрын
@Sans THX. I am not the best at English
@bodieohbo4 жыл бұрын
Sans they spelt execute right.. I’m sorry if I’m wrong!
@theblackwingangel4 жыл бұрын
*me gets home from work* MORE GETTING DRUNK AND WATCHING GREYSTILLPLAYS DAMMIT
@dmitryklevchuk64364 жыл бұрын
"Florida man pretends to be a judge and sends people in Gulag to make Motherland proud."
@danielwoods38964 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is he sent nobody to gulag
@dmitryklevchuk64364 жыл бұрын
@@danielwoods3896 That's what he wants you to think.
@hedhunta37674 жыл бұрын
More like, he sent them to the shadow realm
@yourfriendlylocalhitman6674 жыл бұрын
Shadow realm Gulag
@2pistoltaj6234 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 @9:29 Hello Leonardo DiCaprio. I loved you in the Revenant, you may be innocent
@Small_Schlonng_90004 жыл бұрын
When your too early the only trash comment is this one
@Lexian1224 жыл бұрын
lol
@lianett83774 жыл бұрын
When it’s early and U still haven’t had time to watch the video somehow people are quoting the video
@davianmaldonado33274 жыл бұрын
When your too early and your the only response on the q&a
@KiroChisa4 жыл бұрын
That's a mood
@chameleonhasabaduploadsche3284 жыл бұрын
𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙮𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙢 Drop a live grenade when killed
@mdnd27934 жыл бұрын
Russia: Our currency is called Ru... Gray: Yeah, Justice Dollar, whatever. Russia: - _-
@christineallen25594 жыл бұрын
_-_
@siechamontillado4 жыл бұрын
"Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: GrayStillPlays of the Hall of Justice. Jury. Executioner. Judge."
@JoaomogusGD4 жыл бұрын
theres also some revolvers with "jury,executioner or judge" as their names,one of them is a shotgunn revolver
@theoutsider78074 жыл бұрын
Remove jury and judge and it would describe gray's channel.
@pixie93754 жыл бұрын
“Now, I call these *Court Coupons* “
@matthew_natividad4 жыл бұрын
I prefer justice donations
@ryanator92674 жыл бұрын
"Oh Shi-bruh" -GrayStillPlays, 2019
@nataliegill46564 жыл бұрын
Ryan C. YT I know, right?! 😂
@itssDrake4 жыл бұрын
A perfect judge doesnt exist Gray: Hold my Vodka
@cholsreammos4 жыл бұрын
Gray : a house servant named Sasha Dabidoff was caught putting homemade explosives under their master's bed Gray : I'm not gonna lie this is actually pretty awesome Me : ok what
@dmitryklevchuk64364 жыл бұрын
That's how collective regimes of peace and love work.
@cholsreammos4 жыл бұрын
Perfect 66 likes
@dewagedeputrabhagawanta62664 жыл бұрын
Random person just walking entering the room. BANG! Next.
@nataliegill46564 жыл бұрын
Is that Sgt. Stache or Joseph Stalin??? *We’ll never know*
@mmadlirfakhry21764 жыл бұрын
Is Joseph stalin comrade Hah jk
@nataliegill46564 жыл бұрын
Jack Diamond there it is lol
@cxpKSip4 жыл бұрын
Looks vaguely like Hitler...
@kdevelopergw4 жыл бұрын
That is Putin, but he can die in this game
@Fchotwheels4 жыл бұрын
Gray:Time to kill my eldest son. Also Gray: apparently that guy was me.
@randomdoomer85494 жыл бұрын
Imagine when Gray's family just walk in at the wrong moment when Gray is about do something terrifying.
@hatster4014 жыл бұрын
I'd be suprised if his family still lived with him
@variouspeople61964 жыл бұрын
......sk sk sk sk sk sk sk and i oop
@Joker-fq6yx4 жыл бұрын
@@loganwong7834 I'd like to sksksksksksksksksee you try
@cheeseisyummy60434 жыл бұрын
Some random Joker How about I break your skskskskull
@Joker-fq6yx4 жыл бұрын
@@cheeseisyummy6043 You don't have enough skskskskill.
@ILikeVids-lf1vs4 жыл бұрын
This is such a random video to have in my recommended
@frosty29084 жыл бұрын
Anyone talking about doing something morally wrong Gray: yes
@catsthepope10374 жыл бұрын
“Go forth good vodka sir” *Y E S* *two shots of vodka*
@professorphilips69084 жыл бұрын
Anyone: *Exists* Gray: so you have chosen *death*
@ShamimKhan-gj8ug4 жыл бұрын
Murderers: *Exist * Gray: so you have chosen life
@gtarules14 жыл бұрын
10:00 - omfg that commentary is GOLD!!!
@pinkstraw4273 жыл бұрын
Yeah I know XD
@nicalister4 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about Gray is how he says “you play a young man”
@walkerstalker04534 жыл бұрын
I'm annoyed af that we didn't get to see what labor camp option did
@genericname27474 жыл бұрын
"We're still alive, so that's good" *Immediately dies*
@YourAverageTheatreKid4 жыл бұрын
How can people dislike any of grays videos he is a master of games and death
@Bigmoyaknow4 жыл бұрын
"good day to you, gray still plays, the silver fox here" A Legend 3 years ago
@JonahTyree4 жыл бұрын
Bribe: ₽186 Man: "Holy Sh*t, that's a lot of money!" *Is actually only like $3 USD*
@dexter23924 жыл бұрын
Soviet rubles were worth much much more than Russian rubles are today. One-two Soviet rubles was enough to buy a good meal for a day. Trust me I'm Russian, or go search Wikipedia.
@mrmeg43234 жыл бұрын
Jonah Tyree i didn’t search for long but it was hard to find a accurate converter but I think it would have been 30 usd not sure tho
@JonahTyree4 жыл бұрын
@@dexter2392 Can't trust a Russian. ;)
@alicetries59544 жыл бұрын
@@mrmeg4323 1 rupel is a cup of soda in 1980 from a machine, 6 is a loaf of bread.
@NAWFSIDE_SLIM4 жыл бұрын
And that’s why America is the best
@TheBulletProofGun4 жыл бұрын
chattel 1: an item of tangible movable or immovable property except real estate and things (such as buildings) connected with real property 2: SLAVE, BONDMAN
@user-wg7qs6ij2s4 жыл бұрын
Stealing potatoes, huh? *Sasha, is that you?* Ps: an aot reference
@kingorza154 жыл бұрын
FINALLY SOMEONE
@darinein4 жыл бұрын
Rip
@ariyeshi7433 жыл бұрын
Apparently stealing potatoes gets you shot- oh.
@dankishdoodlez58384 жыл бұрын
“Hey I need some more....red ink if you would... yea... thanks.” I love a good judge Judy in the morning with some dr.pepper and mac-n-cheese.
@billhill73304 жыл бұрын
The beatings will continue until morale improves
@XXStrong14 жыл бұрын
“The beatings will continue.” FTFY
@anon464 жыл бұрын
Me:*steals potatoes* The Irish:*very displeased*
@Acetyl534 жыл бұрын
The British took more than just potatoes.
@mohamadashkar32013 жыл бұрын
8:55 to 9:09 from absolute sadistic to absolute savage I love it
@SirCuddlesWorth4 жыл бұрын
*Hahaha Innocent, good one* We all know what's going to happen Gray.
@matthewwaddington27773 жыл бұрын
Joseph Stalin: ‘Congratulations!’ ‘Mr Gray!’ ‘Your just the sort of man we need in our organisation!’
@xxlunarwolfxx36044 жыл бұрын
"HOLY SHI- THATS A LOT OF MONEY" -Gray
@SQUAREHEADSAM19124 жыл бұрын
xxLunar Wolfxx it’s like only 3 USD
@bscar4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what happens when you send everyone to the labor camps
@playnow38314 жыл бұрын
when the executions happens in front of you o.O
@rawki94244 жыл бұрын
COOL, I think I'm mental... ○.○
@kyle8574 жыл бұрын
I would not e comfortable with the guard shooting them with the fun facing toward me.
@trentgawd42924 жыл бұрын
8:42 when your so insane that even gray decides you shouldn't be alive
@nothingtoseehere70014 жыл бұрын
I managed to piss off all the people and I haven’t died yet so that’s good “Gets shot”
@cyberelf00804 жыл бұрын
WHAT DOES THE LABOR CAMP OPTION DO?
@evosteff4 жыл бұрын
• Peachy • Sends them to a labor camp...
@libertyprime6194 жыл бұрын
They go to a gulag
@cyberelf00804 жыл бұрын
Evan S Ik but the animation
@nxght66944 жыл бұрын
• Peachy • I'm assuming they walk right (their left) off of the screen
@Mohammadkwt4 жыл бұрын
off to gulag !
@oldchannelp71934 жыл бұрын
She blown you too smitherines 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Granny:Get rekt boi
@violetnocte4 жыл бұрын
"Somehow we're still alive so that's good" * gets shot *
@ninjabaiano60924 жыл бұрын
2:10 body pillow ... Yup a body as in corpse.
@captainmilkman4 жыл бұрын
Wife: [Dies of starvation] Gray: Ugh, so high maintenance!
@PotatoLord774 жыл бұрын
Man: I’m not done with my massacre! On a side note, I have vodka. Gray: INNOCENT!
@NevermoreMadGirl4 жыл бұрын
0:20 *Reads "labor camps" as labor cramps.* Okay, video has JUST started and I've already lost it. Polly: *Steals potatoes.* Gray: Not in my town bitch. Sasha: *Murders master of house using explosives.* Gray: Damn, rock on girl! No, not really, I just want to see your face. "A mass grave of bodies has been uncovered." Meanwhile, a mass mountain of bodies is accumulating in this courthouse.
@Jelli_Kube4 жыл бұрын
Everyone who answered "stealing potatoes" is irish.
@-Destiny-544 жыл бұрын
Or is from attack on titan.
@Jelli_Kube4 жыл бұрын
@@-Destiny-54 I wouldn't get the joke because I don't watch
@-Destiny-544 жыл бұрын
@@Jelli_Kube oh ok
@Jelli_Kube4 жыл бұрын
@@-Destiny-54 😅😅
@shikarifox43374 жыл бұрын
They were a gift for Sean...
@toothpickprovider26144 жыл бұрын
This is #1 on trending for gaming as of 8:55 on December 17
@QualityGamingStudios4 жыл бұрын
“Mom, can we get papers please?” Mom: “We have papers please at home” Papers please at home:
@kostan553 жыл бұрын
Imagine a murderer says "They bled like pigs" Very disturbing
@mikaelmichelet4 жыл бұрын
You “dropped” this at 1 am in the morning in Norway
@dawidwojacki50494 жыл бұрын
10:12 I was really expecting another gun, not a jihadist suicidal attack. I was crying with laughter
@zacharycohen94164 жыл бұрын
6:26 well were still alive, that's good Gets shot
@thebetaboyz61984 жыл бұрын
Please gray play tabs or ancestors you'd be awesome commentary about that
@anthonysilva25034 жыл бұрын
I’ve been to court so mAny times I could flAwlessly beat this game and loved by all
@matthew_natividad4 жыл бұрын
Aw nobody was sent to the labor camp
@quinnreverance6114 жыл бұрын
this should be renamed to: kentucky governor matt bevin simulator
@brandonm9494 жыл бұрын
This game has a lot of polish for one of those decision games. Well done, devs.
@autisticgamer244 жыл бұрын
Great video Gray This is literally like "paper please" and "borderline security" both involving Russians. (Anthem plays in mind)
@galladegamerletsplays Жыл бұрын
I think my personal favorite part of this game is the fact that it lets you do something truly fucked up: take bribes and STILL execute them
@Barko-64 жыл бұрын
I would love gray to be my judge. It would be a high honor to be executed by his orders
@godqueensadie4 жыл бұрын
It might have meant "Chattel", or "Cattle". Chattel just means personal property, so it would make more sense in the context of her statement.
@colesbrown68874 жыл бұрын
“We call these court coupons” LMAO
@radioactivesterling61394 жыл бұрын
5:07 *we all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo*
@bigwsly4 жыл бұрын
9:13 hahaha I died
@nasekiller4 жыл бұрын
i think the drunk who said he would pawn the gun for vodka was telling the truth. totally the right call to pardon him, such a great judge.
@brycehavens36244 жыл бұрын
This feels very like papers please.
@danielmiller88004 жыл бұрын
This game is so unrealistic: It doesn't even let you send children to gulag for picking up leftover grains from the fields.
@maktoo28964 жыл бұрын
"I feel kinda bad...slightly... possibly" 😂😂😂
@HarveyMeadowlark4 жыл бұрын
"What do you see in the flames, Judge?" "I see a man....WHO IS COMPLETELY INNOCENT!" LOL
@Jashinist-follower4 жыл бұрын
Wait what happens if the labor camp button got pressed? 🤔
@guicaldo71644 жыл бұрын
The guy who said his death would provide for his family... The most cruel thing you could've done was sending him to a labor camp. Incredibly harsh punishment and his family doesn't get a dime