I do love your mother. But...

#Invincible Season 1 Chapter 8 Spoilers #Shorts
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[@chadmagnus5850]

"Mark you need to understand! Your Mom and I were married for twenty years. Things go a little stale in the bedroom after a while. Those cat ears you found back in the day were not a Halloween prop Mark. And that collar in the closet was not a memento of my late pet dog either."

[@MiguelPerez-zx2wg]

I laughed at this way too hard.

[@davidspooner4582]

"Why would you tell me that? You've traumatised me"

[@Farenheit942]

​@@davidspooner4582 Now I understand what you're going through but liste-

[@chadmagnus5850]

@@davidspooner4582 " Don't worry Mark. The money I make as a hentai author should cover the costs. My last indie manga sold 800000 copies, just last month. But don't tell your mother! I want to buy her that bikini maid costume she's been looking at the online store for the past months. Her birthday is coming up."

[@GAT957]

i once took a full took a full sized adult woman shit

[@kadonyt7518]

Man hearing that had to have hurt pretty badly.

[@MasonKLutz]

That's almost the same as a parent saying they love you, but you are more like a decoration in the household, or some could say a pet as well. Nonetheless, it would hurt someome, knowing that they barely see them as human beings, let alone an individual.

[@sivmatt]

@@MasonKLutz he see her as a human being. he simply is superior to human beings.

[@measlesplease1266]

Why?

[@gomezalejandrog]

This is literally how most cultural/traditional men view their partners. Without even realizing it too.

[@quad7375]

@@gomezalejandrog literally isnt. you have no clue what youre talking about.

[@jacoblofthus7908]

Cecile: Debbie, I'm sorry you had to hear that. Debbie: *sniff* It all makes sense now... This whole time, I thought it all was just *sob* FOREPLAY!!

[@Trashpile-bf6vk-1hg809ksa]

OH NAW

[@moonage_]

That's such a violent and dehumanizing as fuck lol

[@Wingo537]

I mean he aint human sooooo

[@moistjohn]

To be fair, he's part of alien race impossibly more advanced and older than humanity. Humans literally are just primates in their minds.

[@measlesplease1266]

Women love to be treated that way.

[@moonage_]

@@measlesplease1266 No they don't, that's a weird fucking thing to say

[@measlesplease1266]

@@moonage_ gonna cry,?

[@sourpatchwrapper]

This was a whole violation 💀💀😭😭

[@stevenuniverseabridged4353]

So he basically did a pet.............CALL PETA

[@Morec0]

Please don't, they'll probably euthanize her.

[@thecommunistloli1042]

Peta would probably something worse like making a game where you have to take care of a person as if it was an animal

[@DoofyGilmore1299]

I am pretty sure Peta members tries to breed with animals every week just like in south park, they see animals as absoulute equal to humans after all

[@MrNobody47710]

@@thecommunistloli1042 So many people would play that game for the wrong reasons. Not that the "right" reasons are any good.

[@jacoblofthus7908]

What Nolan never figured out is that even on Viltrum, pets cannot legally consent.

[@andrewgardiner1077]

If Nolan really wanted to keep the act up and get through to Mark, he could just say. “I do love your mother, and I always will, but I also have to deal with the harsh reality that I will outlive her by thousands of years… and so will you.”

[@lazyquahog9385]

Yeah, too bad Viltrimites see all other alien races as inferior

[@SaragossiDeer]

Which is honestally how everyone loves their pets (except turtles and some bird species), you trully love them, but, at one time, you will outlive them. Nolan really had good on him from the start, just a poor wording and anger issues

[@BarZik332]

​@@SaragossiDeer What turtles do to you?

[@thecommunistloli1042]

​@@BarZik332he meant that turtles have a longer life span unlike other animals

[@BarZik332]

@@thecommunistloli1042 Okay

[@dehyeets69vruhnakds6]

Girls: I only date bad boys Me 6 years later:

[@BayHarborEditz]

Omni man ain’t wrong..he just said it wrong. We outlive our pets but we love them

[@theguy3517]

Cuidos to you. Never thought of it that way. Note that Omni is clearly thinking here. He's not dumb, he's trying to summon the words to convince Mark AND😮 himself. He doesn't instinctively know what to say, because he hasn't been thinking like a Viltrumite for the last 20 years.

[@abishekkarthik9603]

Damn never thought of it that way🫡

[@barkn7639]

well if you have a 100 years old galapagos tortoise left from your grandpa it would still be a pet

[@abishekkarthik9603]

@@barkn7639 but we consider ourselves to be superior over them. That's what Omni Man also feels.

[@johnportable9738]

I'm not fucking my dog around man 💀💀💀

[@RachelMarston-ww3zt]

No amount of therapy will ever make this moment ok

[@cadenmorris3680]

Mark: “Mhmmm I heard that, wish I didn't hear that, but I just heard that!”

[@mysticruin6043]

Based Omni Man.

[@meganhash7840]

Memes aside, this scene is so fucked up but such a great way to show just how cold Nolan is

[@jackburrows5850]

this is the literal darkest thing one could tell to their own wife.

[@Murcielago04]

Bro didn't have that dog in him, bro was in the dog 💀

[@brunowillich1837]

The dog had him in her ☠️

[@BigBoi50000]

Future approves

[@PatricksCrazyPlace]

Nolan: "I do love your mother..." Mark's brain: "Awwww" Nolan: "...but she's more like a pet to me" Mark's brain: "OK, fuck this guy"

[@diogomarques9228]

Lmao

[@adradox]

Angel on the shoulder: the only way you can convince him is to be honest... Wait, not THAT honest.

[@TorqueJones420]

Invincibles mom and dad were into pet play confirmed. Lmao

[@josecuestas7246]

(Meanwhile in Rising of the Shield hero) Fitoria: "I did love my master but.. he was more like a pet to me."

[@josecuestas7246]

Filo: "A pet?" Fitoria: "This is the only way, Filo." Filo: "Don't touch me." Fitoria: "Calm down." Filo: "I won't calm down! This is insane! What do you think is gonna happen? That i'm allows you to kill my master for wannabes heroes i've never meet? This is my life! These are my family!" Fitoria: "We have a responsability with the waves." Filo: "I don't gives a shit about the waves. And i don't care if i live thousands years. This is my team and i won't let you destroy it!" Fitoria: "You don't know what you're saying. And i can't let you interfere." Filo: "I know exactly what i'm saying." Fitoria: "So be it."

[@maxwellclassified4962]

When my cat comes running and jumps on my lap i love it and talk to it funny. When gf does same, i also love it and talk to it funny. GF is a pet.

[@TrashmanCZ]

I mean it sounds harsh but it´s almost true. Nolan is at least 2000 years old. From his point of view 20 years with Debbie would be like 300 days of life for 80 year old man. I now he will get back to her because he did in comics but for him his 20 year old relationship is like short term relationship.

[@toast685]

Bro never let this guy infiltrate a planet ever again

[@doubleflores8350]

Grima: I do love your mother but, she’s more like a pet to me. Morgan: A pet?!!!!

[@sweetpadre]

Guys, never ever say something like this to your children. They deserve better from you. You can say something like, "Your mother and I just sort of grew apart over the years, we found that we had different interests and that it would be best for everyone involved to part ways".

[@dinamosflams]

who in the fuck would even feel the need to stop themselfs from think their SO as pets? like, a stable and healthy human mind wouldn't have to "muster strength not to do it" they just don't rhink this way because they never FELT this way

[@virtuouspleasant9346]

​@@dinamosflamsTrue, but then her lifespan is barely a fraction of his. His point-of-view is unique and cold from our perspective. Funny thing is, those of us who are animal lovers often don't even consider our "pets" pets. Considering his wife such is thus rather inexcusable.

[@ventox1054]

​@@virtuouspleasant9346i dont think he really sees her as a pet. He just knows that she will die long before he will, just like we know it with our pets

[@Oera-B]

​@@virtuouspleasant9346 The hell you consider them, then?

[@hououinkyouma3864]

Silence, pet

[@jwwprod3862]

This quote angered Sindel so much that she had to quote her infamous Mortal Kombat: Annihilation quote!

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

*thinks his wife as a pet* *leaves Earth and fumbles some bugussy* I see some pattern here.

[@sleepyjoe1942]

I do mean that in the most literal way possible

[@skyguyflyinghigh]

what's wild is debbie doesn't even react to this and only has a breakdown after this but does after the "in the grand scheme of things" line, that means cannonically, she is used to being called a pet, you know they've got some wild dom/sub dynamics going on.

[@andrewmitchell5807]

Yeah never mind shock/denial

[@teddyflowers2798]

That is instant fighting words holy cow

[@randycheow4268]

The pet line is also in one of his MK1 Intros with Sindel

[@TheJaredPunch]

Sindel: Pets!? For that, you will die!

[@Karlebow571]

You know shit goes real when sindel repeats her awful line from mortal kombat annihilation

[@joseothily8843]

that dont touch me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ChasenColeman]

someone said in the comments thats we outlive our pets in a way it makes sense, debbie did change nolan quite a bit, but the thing is, we do outlive our pets but we still love them, and nolan does too he outlives debbie and it would really suck ass if he just kept having to go through pain loving another woman, her die and loving another, so in a sense, he would see her as a pet not in a owner way but in a way he outlives her but still loves her like we do our pets

[@emrekagan49]

that bassed voice tho lmao

[@bobkane432]

Omniman is a furry

[@iloveindonesia69]

Spoiler alert it's alien praying mantis

[@amyahlquist3436]

The mom runs relationship runs deep not the best choice of words Nolan that automatically turned him against you.

[@chicagogalaxy670]

The disrespect 😭

[@brunowillich1837]

The title looks like that one meme XD "I do love your mother" ":D" "BUT" "D:"

[@Thorax7x686]

Worst father and husband in history

[@kigatomi33]

My idol

[@Subbo_subbo]

Omni wasnt trying to be rude, its that he lives thousands of years and she only lives 80

[@datsunracer9378]

What the mom doing?

[@idk9637]

nobody now i imagine.

[@baronbirman8675]

Based. This is how you should love wemenezzz

[@AlexisTheDragon]

"shes gay"

[@chengfu7063]

The way every real man should be greatest line ever 0:04 👏👏👏

[@olufolarinoduntan9097]

Omni-man = John Wick

[@MasterofThesex-du8oi]

He's like Shane dawson

[@raynmanshorts9275]

Honestly, if he had said something like "I do love you mother, and that's why we have to do this. Being a part of the Viltrumite Empire will be so much better for her--and all of humanity--than not," he probably would have won over Mark.

[@insultbot]

Oh cool it's the guy from Fortnite

[@golden1_1dragon12]

How I feel about stay at home moms

[@ThattOneGuy]

guh

[@ajiprnk4821]

?

[@Rleon760]

Not friend zone pet zone

[@AngryVenerealBeaver]

Very true statement

[@Artaxxerx]

I consider my wife as a Pet too

[@adamxx3]

me as a father 🧍🏻😮‍💨🤷🏻‍♂️

[@dhrambo4877]

Like a cat, you feed them water them, let them in the house and get absolutely nothing of value in exchange. He has a point lowkey

[@guyofminimalimportance7]

Bro you needed to water your wife?

[@gorchillatheman-gorilla438]

If Nolan ever returns to Earth, I hope Mark has gotten stronger by then. Strong enough to tear Nolan's flesh off the bone with a single flick.

[@thecommunistloli1042]

If you can. Read the comics cuz the Nolan and Mark relation really does take a pretty interesting turn and i hope stuff like that makes it into the series

[@theguy3517]

Cringe. Nolan is clearly conflicted during the last two episodes. Read facial expressions, tone, body language. Even this scene. Nolan thinks and still it sounds kind of awkward. Nolan doesn't know what to say, because he hasn't been thinking like a viltrumite for 20 years. He really cares, and is trying to convince himself just as much as Mark that he's still a Viltrumite soldier with a job to do.

[@Qawsedrftvynn]

We love our pets but we outlive them , plus we also feel superior than our pets So OMNI man not wrong

[@megakillerx]

Vedic Aryans when talking about their Dravidian wives.

[@kingpiye7060]

We wuz aryans n shiet,Also >IRVC >Dravidian The most historically literate hitler pfp

[@Ababakau123]

DAMN.

[@Siksama]

Not saying he’s right, but technically she is, all humans are to omni-man. He is vastly superior and humans are like animals to him, the life-span of our pets must be what a life-span of a human is to omni-man. I’ve seen some people say this line indicates he’s misogynistic? Or it’s a play on toxic masculinity, but I think that couldn’t be further from the truth, it’s pretty literal in the context of the show.

[@RageAgainstTheDyingOfTheLight7]

Viltrimites can live for many many thousands of years it's not even like our lifespans are like pets its probably more like bugs

[@ananousous]

Based af

[@UniverseStrongestWarrior]

I mean they basically are

[@JakeDawn]

Kinky

[@Dizzy360mjf]

So guys I called my gf a pet and whistled at her to get me food and now I ended up in the ER I need help….

[@PolarBalcony563]

Omniman is a furry