I Don't Date the Poor | Eva Evans | Stand Up Comedy

[@raymax_1071]

She's so good, takes her time to build the jokes and her delivery is always excellent. I would love to watch more of her

[@EarthAngel888-v5s]

💯

[@HughJorgan09]

star quality 🌟

[@NewYorkNadia]

Ditto, first time watching I'm hooked!

[@drphot6050]

Mid

[@ArtB-qm5vf]

She's an average comedian

[@truerthanyouknow9456]

“As long as you identify as a man who’s paying this check…” 🤣

[@maggyxchuu]

Literally I was HOLLERING

[@ksimmsonfilm]

Read this comment ahead of hearing it and still wasn't ready

[@drphot6050]

@@maggyxchuu Shh too loud lol

[@reginahuber]

Best part

[@thokoZ]

Wherever you find these comedians, keep bringing more of them

[@friedpizza262]

At this point they need to show us, and we will find them ourselves lol

[@kx23753]

Brooklyn

[@kx23753]

You could tell from the Yurrr at the beginning of the set

[@missmelis4938]

She’s great!

[@chadhart720]

Don't tell? More like don't miss

[@GoddessEnergy333]

“I don’t listen to my mom when it comes to dating…. because she used to fuck with my father” 😭😭😭😭

[@shayboogie3682]

“And decided to keep the baby??? That’s wild 😜 She clearly makes poor decisions 😅😅😅” Lol I laughed so hard my chest hurt 😅😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hotcumodity7777]

Yeah she took me out with that one 🤣🤣💯

[@wynterb9609]

My exact reason now😂

[@marco1941]

Still she’s the one wondering, why she’s been single for 8 years.

[@filmadcamp1512]

​@@marco1941because all the men probably act like her father.🤷🏾‍♀️

[@shalomj.]

Trans-actions can go through was the perfect ending 😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@9godofthe6ix]

For real

[@AdventureRich]

Knocked me flat! That was a sniper ending!

[@AdamSchelenbergCom]

Confirm, it was total rofl.

[@abiyamberber8773]

Lyrical, she is very creative, brilliant come up...

[@chosenchildofgod429]

she Killed that line I Hollered 😮😢😢

[@FreedomofSpeech865]

“I live in Brooklyn and he lives in the future” Same girl, same!

[@lostmemery]

SAME

[@sonquatsch8585]

SAME !

[@sonquatsch8585]

this was actually low key prolly the best punchline of the set. it was so elegant.

[@purplehill03]

Damn this was too funny. "Transactions" wrecked me 😂😂

[@AnointedFlow]

That was very clever!

[@snxjsnsnjsiwnsjsosjsmmemsjsn]

trans👉🏼in👉🏼 action

[@isisisi.]

Took me out 😂😂😂😂😂

[@waltersmith7156]

At least she was trans parent about her reason for declining a next date.

[@alisterfolson]

The whole set was good; especially the "money-shot" trans jokes at the end.

[@ncole6365]

Wish there were more Black ppl in the crowd. Box braided and greased the scalp is crazyyy 😂

[@AggroSamurai]

It's 2024, they know about that shit too at this point.

[@KayQuaye]

Right that joke deserved mad laughter lmfao

[@tae7x]

nah fr 😂

[@gabewright8038]

IKR!! I even knew the joke was coming...and it still got me! I was ready for the braids part.....but greezin' the SCALP??! LMAO!! Timing was everything.

[@drphot6050]

She's already cosplaying so it's not needed... #TheyNotLikeUs

[@violin245]

You can’t lick the green card out of me 😂

[@nancyhernandez2271]

Just heard that line and I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@Grogu-485]

😂😂😂😂

[@Hardawayfits]

Nope but keep trying😅

[@davidaugustofc2574]

If he tries hard enough he'll get there one day 😂

[@rainbomg]

I really like her slow, calm lead up to a fun, abrupt kinda rapid fire punchline. I also love her accent. Great comedy, nearly impossible to predict the endings of her setups. Really clever and fun

[@Hrs3play]

I'm too poor to have a phobia💀💀💀

[@gabrielmaroto18]

Long as you identify as someone who’s gonna pay the check 💀☠️👻

[@snxjsnsnjsiwnsjsosjsmmemsjsn]

well i was like lower UPPER class in s.e asia for 15 months man, now im back to lower working class again...😢 from prince to beggar 😩

[@snxjsnsnjsiwnsjsosjsmmemsjsn]

i still have phobias tho even tho i cant afford any of them... 🤫🤐🙃😆

[@lilyt.5389]

" Why didn't you TRANSition into a rich man! So your TRANSaction can go through!" 🤣🤣 just gold. Thank you for introducing us to Eva.

[@MissJIF]

"Let him be 6'4" with no kids"😂😂😂

[@FreedomofSpeech865]

I feel the same, don’t forget the two d*ks

[@CalvinJary]

I'm 6'4" with no kids. And educated. Women still find reasons to not date me. It's an endless list that you will never win at

[@Hardawayfits]

​@@CalvinJary 😂 bro thought being tall and educated was all you need to get married😂

[@Iwilldoyes]

​@@CalvinJaryGotta choose better..

[@gabrielmaroto18]

@@CalvinJary I know A man that doesn’t have any of these qualities and he’s been married for 20 years. It’s about the luck of the draw.

[@briannax4140]

"Sis I think your ovulating, you might wanna take it easy tonight" KILLED me 😂 She fucking killed this whole set

[@myronduke7270]

I think (You're)... Ijs

[@briannax4140]

@@myronduke7270 Do you really need to be THAT person?

[@ladyd8028]

Eva REALLY did. In a very humble way! 😄

[@mistybaylock]

This is the kind of stand-up comedy that makes me livid when conservatives say “you can’t be funny anymore”. Like they can’t wrap their heads around the fact that you can make fun of marginalized people without peeing hateful. This was absolutely fantastic.

[@zenleeparadise]

Peeing hateful 😂😂😂 I agree though 100%!

[@outdoorloser4340]

I'll give her credit for being kinda funny whilst tip toeing around all the CIA/Elite social talking points of the day so she can further her career, but she's no Dave Chappelle either...

[@peacebalancetruth]

​@@outdoorloser4340 😏🤝AYE, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

[@outdoorloser4340]

@@peacebalancetruth 🤜🤛

[@drunkpaulocosta]

​@@outdoorloser4340 Dave has just ranted about trans people for 3 straight specials. He literally became jaded by it and IMO fell off hard since. Like his stuff is alright still and Idgaf if he says that shit. But none of that was funny and was super mean spirited.

[@TwoWomenandaWagon]

She was one of the funniest comedians I've seen in a very long time.

[@berbatovfan27]

One of the funniest I've seen so far

[@MissJIF]

agree💯

[@user-pr2eb7nx2g]

“So your TRANSactions can go through” GENIUS!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@chopstixxz]

She's good 😅

[@mikecamp8854]

if you’ve been blessed to watch Eva live, you’d know she’s the REAL DEAL

[@MissJIF]

I would love to catch her show live, rare to find such a funny comedian

[@NateSmith87]

That part got me. Strippers with boyfriends and pronstars with husbands, lmao.

[@ekdaufin1485]

Truth!

[@VictoryXR]

And the low body count homebody ladies stay single 😂

[@SR77736]

Straight up. Both are never single. That's why I don't believe the low body count logic being what men really want.

[@Mizzpinkperfect]

Lmbo cuz it’s all facts

[@FloydBanks-th8ss]

That's true.

[@ryanlemley4866]

What are we going to do wish upon a star.😂😂😂😂

[@Simplelivingslowliving]

😂😂😂😂

[@ladyd8028]

Classic.

[@stephaniejefferson6566]

Oh THIS cut toooo close! God bless us all! FLAWLESS …

[@lilybear8113]

🤣🤣

[@djsupermatt]

Quick witted, killer set. She is too good!

[@inkface9829]

Fkn funny ,She kept it real her authenticity makes it more hilarious😂

[@willcharles87]

Eva bodied this set....Happy and proud of her 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@SianLondon]

Saw the trans clip on Twitter and I was crying with laughter! Immediate follow, Eva told us to come here to watch the full set, and I did as I was told! Glad of it too😂😂😂 DWL 🇯🇲

[@S2KVision]

“ came out in a turtle neck & Tims her stripper name was deadass “ AYO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@terrancekayton007]

I ran that back Twice, the visually had me hollering in my damn house 😂😂😂😂

[@AshAshnique]

😂😂😂right

[@myasiatamia]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@S2KVision]

@@terrancekayton007 nafr 😂

[@livinginthepines]

Damn she's funny as hell 😂😭

[@GastorAlmonte]

She’s legit a star

[@danflythink]

That "aww" at 2:04 was so genuine 😂😂

[@Bella_M26]

😂😂😂😂

[@mabeaute8963]

Love her vibe for real! Her voice smooth like silk and she eye candy too! Gurl got it going on!

[@moe245]

I need more of her… she’s hilarious and her delivery is amazing

[@AllegedlyDali]

A scrunchie is WILD😭😭😭

[@lilybear8113]

😂

[@smokescreen705]

The more she goes the more brilliant it gets. Outstanding set.

[@honeylavender1122]

“Smackabitchastan” 😂😂 I died

[@KhaleaMilligan]

This set was Amazing like I was laughing the whole damn time 😂 I need to find more of her stuff! Don't tell never fails to bring us these hidden gem comedians!

[@rachelyy]

Just based on this, she is now one of my favourite comedians!!

[@lexwilliams3294]

“Strippers name was deadass” I’m so weak 😂😂

[@NateSmith87]

The "wish upon a star" took the air out my lungs.

[@AyoBrownKid]

Yoooooo this is my first time seeing her and I really feel like she’s on her way. I can’t wait for her Netflix special inna few years. Good luck to her!

[@Tom-PlaylistKing-Smith]

I've never heard of Eva Evans but now I can't get enough. I'm going to find more of her on KZbin.

[@BeauAmoureux]

Damn! Refreshingly original material. 😂

[@YourLoyalHighness87]

0:32 I also heard recently they confirmed that, then I saw a short of some government/defence guy saying “they been visiting this planet for thousands of years” and my first thought was “yeah, and they’ve NEVER stayed! They just come here to learn what NOT to do and relay it back to their own homes” lol 🤦‍♀️

[@ladyd8028]

Eva is a fool! Straight-up hilarious!! LOVE her style, timing and take on life. More!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@Lusciousmook9091]

She is so funny I had to send this to my husband 😂😂😂😂

[@MermaidMoffie]

She had me in stitches from start to end 😂😂

[@brandonulloa17]

LOL I love her, absolutely had me cackling

[@InuAngel788]

😂😂😂😂 Love her vibe and her authenticity! So freakin funny and clever! And her facial expressions killed me 🤣 Can’t wait to see more of her!

[@dasugo]

the stripper name line was hilarious!!!

[@shayboogie3682]

Totally expect to see, coming to the stage near us soon - “Deada$$” 😅😅😅😅

[@hotcumodity7777]

🤣🤣🤣💯

[@HealingWithLove]

Perfection! Haven’t laughed t standup like this in a while. Her delivery is ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@willsmith1526]

She killed that 😂

[@8thAnderson]

Spack-a-b*th-astan took me owwwwt!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@shayboogie3682]

Tears 😭

[@jeonghanenjoyer]

really distasteful joke actually. we don’t need any more contribution to the portrayal of the Middle East / South Asia as a barbaric hellhole

[@wrestlo]

Same😂😂😂

[@lionelfonkwen5940]

Fresh new jokes always nice. Loved it

[@AdventureRich]

Yo that last joke floored me! So good! 🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@TheJasmineRuiz]

😂😂😂 3 merengue songs 😂😂😂😂

[@onetakesun694]

"What we're going to do? Wish upon a star!?" 😂🤣!!!!

[@southtoe3607]

Lmao

[@acaseofbeers7910]

She's funny. Two thumbs up!

[@myasiatamia]

I came here from TikTok. 10 minutes was not enough 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amym1126]

She needs a Netflix special!! Fantastic ❤

[@ekdaufin1485]

That’s what I said!

[@Motions_AP]

Transactions is WILD 😂

[@undertakerfanz628]

She Gorgeous 😍😍

[@terrycrews1760]

Everything that glitters ain’t gold. She said single for 8 years. Trust it ain’t bc her job.

[@undertakerfanz628]

​@@terrycrews1760go find yourself some business and brush your teeth

[@BoboSlavv]

lol not at all

[@gabrielmaroto18]

Right. I was single for eight years and it was by choice. I just kept telling everyone I haven’t found the right person. I wasn’t fucking looking.

[@michaelregis1015]

​@@terrycrews1760bruh, he didn't say he wanted to take her out on a date, marry her and have three kids with in a suburb with a white picket fence around the house. All they said was that she fine😂

[@olikah4667]

Saw her trending clip and I’m glad to have watched her set 😂 She is super talented and I can’t wait to see more of her ❤

[@LissieLoves]

Lol my first time hearing her and she’s comedy gold

[@kiloub]

That's brilliant and a step in the right direction! We're starting to normalize it as a society which means we're moving foward! Hell yeah brother.

[@Michael-m8y4i]

Standing ovation!! Witty, fresh material!!!

[@celin3598]

Wish upon a star had me dead. So funny🤣🤣

[@pickinviolence]

1:19 bruhhh that transition was WILD😂😂😂

[@breannadarthard1211]

😂😂😂 She's hilarious, I'm crying laugh, watching her show anytime, she real with it

[@ryansreaction]

loved this set

[@ColombianMusclePapi]

She is really good and know how to write jokes.

[@nathanielemmons1924]

She is funny and she doesn't waste time between jokes.very good stage presence and confidence when using her own personal opinions

[@isychi7314]

There's one lady dying with laughter in the audience 😂

[@tainafelippe4842]

Jesus one of the best ive seen in the channel, amazing, love from Brazil

[@kstamps410]

Hit replay instantly.

[@kelseygetz2123]

Same!! And still LOL’d!!

[@LadyJanae1]

Hilarious set! Love her style and delivery. Can't wait to follow and see more from her.

[@petricejgaskin]

She's hilarious! I definitely want to see more from her.

[@franktastichove7407]

Great material great delivery loved it all the way through

[@gamalieluhuka8002]

She was good👏🏾😂

[@LonerFez69]

Stellar set! 😂😂😂 I needed this after work haha

[@motaharehjadidi5875]

Set was on fire😂😂 bring her more👌🏻👌🏻😂

[@justinbeynon7980]

I swear every comedian on Don’t Tell is good.

[@pelletfunner6701]

Very fun and funny! Unique and witty!❤❤❤

[@mr.dareisayitdrifty8792]

An actual funny, talented, sexy comedian who can actually make the crowd laugh and doesn’t make like every third joke an awkward moment.

[@AV-ew6tp]

She killed that lmao

[@laurafaulkner8652]

SO 🎉😂❤!!! Thanks To you killin the comedy. These planets need laughter like you create with your craft. PROPS! 💯

[@AKAT1980]

She killed that set, this was good.🤣

[@whatsupduckk]

She proves you can make fun of anyone without punching down. Older so called best comedians take notes.

[@qseanprince3871]

That was really good from start to finish I’m definitely a fan of

[@chrismihigo3113]

absolutely hilarious!! punch lines you dont see coming great timing and unique material! I CANT WAIT for her special!

[@jessicabarbecho2268]

Just what I needed on my morning commute🤣🤣🥰

[@soulkineticswithkikikonque6698]

she had a great set, hope to see more soon.

[@Teagannael]

This set is gold!!!

[@jag61688]

perfect ending. great set

[@sarahdodge4911]

She is awesome!!

[@tippietoeingbyyourwindow]

I am *obsessed* ✨️😂 I have an actual laugh out loud fave 😂😭

[@danijess7777]

More from Eva!! 😂😂😂😂😂she funny af

[@lickyminaj2863]

She is the real deal 💯🤣🌟

[@roscoej]

She’s very good .. keep it comin Eva

[@soulhitsstudio2222]

Best comedy ive ever heard 😂

[@EarthAngel888-v5s]

She's hilarious 😂!!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@omenwhisper]

She the next star! 🌻🌻🌻🌻

[@S2KVision]

I just discovered her! & I love her 😅