I don't know cars (Sporcle)

This was taken from my stream on August 31st 2022! Catch me live Monday to Friday here: / northernlion
When I don't know what to play, I play Sporcle. It's perfect!

[@greedlings]

NL has officially beaten the name a woman allegations

[@davidh9354]

I sorta... read that wrong at first for some reason. So glad that he didn't beat a woman!

[@ItsAlanK]

Only to be replaced by name a mammal in Thailand and name a car

[@danielfox1697]

He literally named every woman. He’s unstoppable

[@raslin2k]

What's my favorite NL sporcle video? Probably the one where he just sat on a black screen for seven minutes

[@blindndeaf]

The knowledge drops are insane until they get really insane

[@penguinstudios29]

Love sporcle content but I cannot lie, I think about crossword videos more than I should do

[@frida3025]

I do too, I just can’t let it go

[@dareusdesign]

crossword era was such a golden era

[@GKinWor]

we’ll always have paris

[@nebelwaffel8174]

who remembers haydn-plane-site?

[@rizzzou]

“Ferrari makes fighter jets and porsche makes instagram models” is an absolute banger line.

[@Elson01]

The sporcle content is waaay too good!

[@AstroBioMan]

"You think I don't know who Uwe Boll is?" as he hovers over Terry Gilliam, classic egg plays

[@xtremegaming1232]

Sporcle: Name a woman NL: Hold my seltzer water

[@cjskater2006]

The car quiz actually makes a lot of sense if you know cars, because its too easy if its the whole car. People can identify what type of car a bolt comes from just by looking at it, if they're in deep enough. When I was 8, identifying cars was my roadtrip time killer. If I could see anything I'd try to guess it and then as I could see more I'd check if I was right. Sections of brake lights, top of the roof, a spoiler or wing, a wheel, etc.

[@ScarletVecna]

okay that's impressive but due to my childhood I have to dislike you. -2

[@moosecampbell]

Except "Pick a rock band" didn't just show the drummer's nose and send it.

[@mooncalf_4534]

@@moosecampbell But they chose 16 of the most iconic/famous supercars and mostly showed extremely iconic sections of the car

[@milozaagsma1155]

"what do you mean good friday is in a weekend?? its called good FRIDAY" had me laughing out loud

[@jetaimemina]

"Tokyo Hotel sounds like you look." I died

[@unimaginativehandle4201]

Impromptu Cameo into indictment of the prescription glasses industry is peak NL. One of the best to ever do it.

[@brinka7918]

i’m addicted to those videos

[@javanboyd]

Which ones

[@brandonrandonandon]

@@javanboyd those

[@Smapdi_Flaffermann]

The man said Good Friday is on a Sunday. And god help me, I believe him.

[@Silk_WD]

8:00 - I also get that a lot with my glasses. I was once in a dark lecture hall looking at a game assignment some of my class mates had made. It featured a black background with purple objects on top. My glasses separated the blues and reds in the purple so I was essentially watching two separate images; one blue and one red.

[@ChileanIggy]

41:20 is honestly the most savage burn on any band like Three Days Grace, esp. with the "these guys are dressed like Weezer in 2005" follow-up. Merciless.

[@Michael-kp4bd]

40:15 didn’t expect NL to know Animal Collective by image, then he goes and just name drops Panda and Avey Tare. What doesn’t this man know? He can even name a woman.

[@Michael-kp4bd]

@birds of course, they’re like THE hipster Pitchfork band of the 2010 era or whatever. Just didn’t figure NL to be one who knew the member’s aliases. Makes me hope he enjoys their work.

[@jockcox]

First few minutes of this are so chaotic. I love it.

[@delarge4242]

SPORCLE + RUMBLEVERSE + FALL GUYS in less than 24h? What a pog day

[@juancamb123]

Gracias por los honores españoles

[@fanboy11]

I’m frankly shocked he didn’t do the Maslows hierarchy of needs quiz, just to flex on stream

[@superspice5659]

That car quiz is pretty easy for me. Everything else he did in this video is impossible for me.

[@gustavrsh]

Same

[@makeritualnoise]

very upset that the causes of death quiz didn't go until it got to deaths due to shaking vending machines or deaths due to large TV's because even thought it's only about 2 per year, i suspect it would be excellent fuel for the banter engine

[@menderbug1]

"Can you name every cause of death?"

[@makeritualnoise]

@@menderbug1 MSUKent please make it happen

[@Bendrix27]

I once read that an average of 2 people die each year due to electrocution from watering their Christmas tree when the lights are on.

[@UselessPresent49]

I'm terrible at trivia so I'm basically just listening to NL list answers. This guy is cracked!

[@wxstoat]

Good Friday is a state holiday in some states

[@leafcena]

Lenscrafters has been moving away from the 1 hour glasses thing a bit. It used to be like 75% of the time you would get it in 1 hour, but now with a lot of new technology and variety of lenses, it has made it a lot harder to stock everything. So a lot of the labs have been closed at a lot of the locations but you can still definitely get it in 1 hour in places that still have full labs.

[@SonOfMuta]

2:43 3:27 Easter Sunday and Good Friday are two separate holidays

[@SabertoothSeal]

when i see my nl sporcle content i say, "yes."

[@dozenthdragon]

That feeling when you have a five hour layover in Minneapolis St Paul and NL gives you a shoutout

[@Exheelon]

Finally a shout out to us Spanish watchers, I'll take advantage of the spotlight and ask for more Isaac and Chess content (unless you don't enjoy it, never do things you don't enjoy chat). Have a nice week

[@Jenna-zi1gg]

Based Spain viewer

[@baseballgenius3]

The film director quiz is the highest density of people who I know by name but have no clue what they look like. I could have gotten Clint Eastwood, Quentin Tarantino, and Spike Lee. Otherwise, I was clueless. It was weird. How does NL have room for all that useless info in his brain?

[@paulunga]

Someone should put a "being from Germany required for 100%" disclaimer on that Name The Band quiz.

[@saulito6575]

glad i listened to his rant cause i relate to his glasses story

[@Hanar_Spectre]

My dude has gotta stop doing the entire quiz before he starts the timer.

[@LordOfDays]

This was a good ep. Just thought you might appreciate knowing.

[@lifelover69]

Ah yes, Blokus, the forgotten brother of Minkus.

[@jake748]

They are gaslighting you about the chromatic abberation, that just happens if you have astigmatism. edit: with glass lenses

[@150booyadragon]

What

[@Qu1ckRev1ve]

Next sporcle title: But I do know movies (Sporcle)

[@vitor262]

Stun locks in Sporcle gameplays: just a black screen for 15 minutes

[@c0rpseh0ney]

Quiz: State by Presidential Visit NL: THERES 50 OF THESE?!

[@sntslilhlpr6601]

I thought he was screwed as soon as he didn't immediately recognize the GTR tail lamps, but he actually did pretty damn good.

[@CodexAce]

I work at a financial institution, we only get Holidays when the stock market is closed. That means no Good Friday, 1 day for Thanksgiving, 1 day for Christmas. This year we didn't get New Years Day because it was on a weekend and wasn't observed by the stock market.

[@asystole_]

"that's not history, that's narnia!" so true NL

[@187Streak]

1:27 Man unleashes his SAP knowledge

[@979259]

college mascot meltdown was gold

[@maggien6382]

Unironically I’m am the person doing the name the amino acids quiz to study for class lol

[@tropinnka]

Wow! That crazy hairstyle you have going on looks good.

[@ell_why_oh_en]

Chromatic aberration has nothing to do with the quality of lenses. It’s just a natural byproduct of looking through the thickest/most distorted parts of your lenses, typically the edges, especially if you have astigmatism. It actually happens to your entire environment, not just displays, it’s just more noticeable on light-emitting objects. Every pair of glasses I’ve had since I was a child has done this, and I’ve always found it kind of neat. Blue LEDs and purple LEDs distort the most for sure bc of wavelength I think. With purple I can actually see the blue and red that make it up separate if I unfocus my vision or look at it through the edges of my lenses.

[@BadQualityStudios]

the best friday is a saturday

[@richardrobles7000]

Man why didnt NL name ever super auto pet ever 🤦‍♂️

[@mustangboss101z3]

the car part was worth the entire vid lmao

[@TheYashakami]

This glasses rant is legendary

[@Michael-kp4bd]

In a weird moment of serendipity, the moment NL clicked on and said “Lauen Hill,” the very first beat of the song “That Thing” played on the radio … And then Mariah Carey was in the same quiz, and I’m literally on my way back home from Cedar Point where right before I got on “The Gatekeeper” coaster, a train completely empty except for Mariah Carey and her kids pulled into the station. They reserved her a whole train 🤣

[@nickwebster1980]

53:16 that fumble got me so bad I snorted

[@sergentlemon]

occasionally the name celeb face segment starts to walk the line of reverse guess who from back in the day

[@cuttermeeker7867]

Wow, a hit video

[@LordOfDays]

Glasses chunk was great

[@luukas2660]

Name a woman 2022 edition (totally possible)

[@Spremington]

Best of luck John, maybe one day you'll get to be in an episode of The Sopranos

[@zandeis]

I like how they randomly used a picture of rachel maksy in that animal objects quiz lol

[@darkghastful]

Bro amino acid by picture is my jam

[@jjjjasonnnn]

mahjong quiz is upsetting.

[@tomasbreunig4950]

Firdt time he drops argentina in a video :D happy to be here for this small victori

[@thekopekemaster]

Holy fuck Tim Burton and Joel Coen are the same person Also the bit about Porsches having fat asses got me so fucking good

[@Nebulabbit]

hearing the name hedley smacked me all the way back to 2009

[@PhazonDude]

Appreciated.

[@Saribous]

Name a great number of women Egg: "Challenge accepted"

[@ModernArtery]

Not even 30 seconds in and I'm crying laughing over George Washington's birthday being the "3rd Monday of February". Nobody points out absurdity quite like you NL

[@05CENTRIC]

NL not understanding the separation of church and state is killing me inside

[@ruvindap66]

We know Ryan. After all, you thought buying a Ford was a good idea.

[@GamingDamage]

I get 0 days off for holidays. I've worked every holiday for the past 9 years, woo!

[@rhandycs]

how the average on that car quiz isn't like 90% minimum is beyond me, only the maserati was somewhat hard because of the picture

[@iamadwarf]

"If it's got a fat ass, that's a Porsche" holy shit I'm dying.

[@Grimtouch]

near an end to a quiz...you see his brain clicks into two higher gears :)

[@lilflo36]

NGL a little bummed that NL didnt finish that presidents one...i just took that quiz and it's actually fantastic

[@coleten_shafer5859]

this man *do* be knowin’ women

[@Dorderhan]

2:40 Yes this is my favorite moment

[@carnifex423]

NL really said Partridge in a Pear Tree Day

[@CadoonTube]

This man is a gamer by trade and he's never heard of chromatic aberration. It's that shit games do where they're either trying to be stylish or replicate a busted old CRT, where the edges of stuff gets split into 3 slightly horizontally offset copies that are tinted red, green, and blue.

[@EveloGrave]

Im actually mad Seether was considered Alternative.

[@LL-xh3qr]

they nasty for that tim burton one

[@atomknight8361]

I hope Jon Favreau sees that, it was very sweet

[@parkourcabinets]

As a Wake Forest Alum, NL not being able to guess that Harry Truman at Wake Forest picture made me hurt just a little

[@KevinFu5100]

Have never related to an NL rant so much before (on the Glasses rant)

[@psilocyble3053]

This man knows women.

[@LeBearax]

Lets fkn go! he finally talking about Spain >:D take that Finland

[@Emnms68]

Getting a full week off for Thanksgiving is a thing for school children, not really for adults

[@hawkbug]

Zenni does good glasses

[@DudokX]

18:13 "THIS IS BULLSHIT!" lol

[@authed]

Why timestamp that.. not even funny

[@TreesPlease42]

8:20 that sounds pretty normal for low quality LED displays, but maybe your glasses make it worse

[@blindndeaf]

We don't talk about the fyref*ckfest anymore

[@Tanish129]

5:10 Mi Españita

[@misterkite]

Funny how everyone gets easter (on a sunday) off.

[@chumguzzler2126]

Watching NL sporcle: this man is a genius Watching NL SAP: this man is brain dead which is it?

[@jacob47329]

the fact that NL doesn’t know JESSIE J?!?!

[@matthewmecham5670]

21:24 this is massa

[@jamster251]

Wow he knows every woman in the world by name. Daym...

[@natedole8276]

21:53 I got to UVM (the university of Vermont). We don't have a football team lol

[@jaredwike5548]

Need more dog based guessers out there

[@Power-ny6cv]

It took literally 3 secs and I learned mahjong thank you NL but fuck chess