I Don't Like The Patriots and I Don't Like The Eagles • 2.4.18

[@mtdnml]

The happiest man with a Patriots hat on February 4th, 2018

[@kyliedaisey5749]

ITS SO! CUTE! that they say they love each other. Thats BDE.

[@synthsauce]

*Watches a vlog about the super bowl.* *Realizes the first regular season game is tomorrow*

[@brettgb1314]

Lol

[@daydreamglitterbug3439]

Irony, sweet sweet irony indeed.

[@NightOwl2O]

At the end of the Super Bowl Me: *Crying tears of joy on the floor that the Eagles finally won* Stephen: “I think that was it.”

[@Ol_Ben_Kenobi]

SAME

[@SanjuroSeaCow]

The room I was in exploded. We were all screaming and jumping up and down.

[@tiloco21]

You be careful Stephen. Looks like Mal's trying to steal your job. Analyzing your pointing patterns and stealing the outro away. Not to mention her away vlogging in a few months. I'm just saying in a couple years this is shaping up to be MalVlog...

[@TheRollsen]

What next? MalMakesGames? Actually it would be really cool if she works in the artstyle of a game or in the promotional artwork, we need to see it happen

[@Iridescent079]

MalMakesEvenMoreVideos

[@YourPalRal]

I remember that EarthBound race. My girlfriend and I were watching "together" and messaging our reactions to each other and it was a ton of fun, especially since that was one of our first things we did together in our long distance relationship!

[@growlinggoomba8599]

Two in a row! The Stephen Dynasty begins now.

[@jordanroman841]

3:33 hey i take offense to that we are not bad we are just brutally passionate about our love for our team.

[@lughaidhmcloughlin3640]

Them star wipe’s were amazing.

[@MadroxMonoxide777]

With the amount of stuff you don't know about football, there are a few things that make your win more improbable than you realize. 1. That was the Eagles' backup quarterback who had barely played that season. 2. The Patriots inexplicably benched their best defensive back for the entire game even though he was healthy. 3. Tom Brady fumbled in the fourth quarter. That doesn't happen, and they even made a rule against it happening inspired by a playoff game they had against the Raiders over a decade ago. It's called the "tuck rule" and it reads "If you're Patriots' quarterback Tom Brady, and the ball gets knocked out of your hand prior to you making a full throwing motion, it's a fumble for everybody else but it's an incomplete pass for you." So you lucked out on that one, haha

[@PyraXadon]

I really want to hear a super bowl narrated by Stephen. It would the most unsure, unprofessional, and unknowledgable sportscasting to have ever graced the earth.

[@Ol_Ben_Kenobi]

As a die hard Eagles Fan, I was looking forward to this vlog. Stephen did not disappoint.

[@jakobwedel3168]

"This will be the Super Bowl that time forgot". Stephen's jinx powers still in effect because it became one of the best of the century

[@jesseschulz214]

I'm an Eagle fans. Not a huge one. Was still pretty pumped they won. Nothing better than seeing Tom Brady lose!

[@nicholasmatyi7852]

This was one of the best days ever. To see my eagles finally win was amazing. Can’t wait for the repeat!

[@sykotiksonik]

Stephen with that super professional football commentary. We'll see you on CBS soon, Stephen

[@sansisntness]

8:24

[@KelseyShields]

This is actually the first super bowl i ever watched. My dad was super concerned. He was like did you put money on this or something. I had to explain the whole bet history which i think made him more concerned that i was that invested in someone else's bet. lol

[@WWTBAMWinner]

Kratochicken is hilariously terrifying.

[@gryphonprovenzano3156]

Memorial moment part there

[@TheOmegaBear09]

Everyone here talking about the super bowl, and I can't stop staring at all of those copies of deal or no deal for the nintendo DS. I'm still really disappointed that Stephen hasn't done his full, 100% LP of the game yet. Best game ever.

[@ThePisceanDragon]

5:10 Omg my favorite Pokémon! Kratochicken!

[@acornjr.4505]

Where I live no one could forget about the super bowl, and people are still talking about it, because I live in PA, in a close suburb of Philadelphia. Not to mention I was born in Philadelphia, and lived there for most of my childhood.

[@KneeDeep2231]

Been waiting for this Vlog since the Super Bowl, not a fan of either team, but Super Bowl vlogs are always great. Btw, the only good part of the halftime show was the Prince tribute

[@hexcaster1636]

That star transition + sound was hilarious.

[@growlinggoomba8599]

Also, KratoChicken.

[@sassankermani4973]

Man Stephan your my favorite

[@rollforapples6625]

The Super Bowl time forgot but Philly refuses to forget about. They are STILL celebrating about it

[@michaeljohnson9916]

7:25 Dan suddenly becomes a Washington Wizards fan. Dwight Howard inexplicably develops a love of gluten-based products.

[@russellcash6088]

So funny story my friend is a eagles fan and the Monday after the super bowl we wore his eagle jacket, shirt, socks and he wore his eagle blanket as a cape to school

[@Anton1699]

I'm so glad Stephen won this. That is because I always root for the underdog :D

[@Tubewings]

For the record, the Patriots and Jaguars can't face each other in the Super Bowl because they're in the same conference. In fact, the Pats beat the Jags in the AFC Championship Game, which might explain why Dan's in a bit of a bad mood. And there's already a Florida Gators team. They represent the University of Florida and play in Gainesville.

[@jordanroman841]

THANK YOU STEPHEN HOPE YOU ENJOY THAT DINNER!!!! Im an Eagles fan!!!

[@WWTBAMWinner]

Is it weird for me to say that I was waiting for you to show up? I saw this pop up and was like "Yup. This is Jordan's vlog. It's time."

[@ispyamoose]

You should do this for hockey! It's so fun and fast paced!

[@markcellini1928]

3:32 That’s a total and personal insult to the best fans in American sports Alex, first of all. Second of all, E-A-G-L-E-S EALGES!!! SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!!!

[@aparks1437]

dat fabulous star wipe

[@Tubewings]

To borrow a phrase from the late Curt Hennig... "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, TWO YEARS IN A ROW!"

[@ianthesilverfire5224]

bro love!

[@renesanchez7290]

Stephen watching the "Pythons" vs the Eagles. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

[@AkumaMasurao]

6:27 - Editing's not that hard. Just star wipe.

[@KodyKarls]

We know we're all here to see if Stephen wins or loses his bet with Alex, let's be honest!

[@zgamer200]

This hurts me, but my pain is lessened because the Boston Red sox just came back from down 7-1 to win their game against the Atlanta Braves today. I'm sorry Atlanta fans.

[@jacoblewis2729]

Brown's 16-0 super bowel score 28-12

[@PetiteRosette]

You know.. When Stephen said that "the eagles are gonna CAW CAW all over their cars" and you know a little finnish, that is actually very fitting. (For those who don't know kakka means poop and sounds a little bit similar to caw caw).

[@Shane_Leath]

If you do this for other sports you could do what Dad an I do for NASCAR, we pick a driver and whichever one is higher in the results is the winner. I'd say you should watch the Daytona 500, Indy 500, Coca-Cola 600, and maybe a Bristol race and Homestead. Those are usually the most interesting/signifigant races.

[@TheShiningEnergy]

12:13, what did Mal say?

[@TheRollsen]

Wait, what the? Ohh, i got confused and forgot that this is the PRC era vlogs and thought that the race was in 2017

[@JonathanGruver]

I'm wondering if the hand signs at the end actually mean anything in ASL.

[@piplup58]

Star wipes are always appreciated

[@PuppyLuver256]

Never been a football person, honestly. I was more focused on the superb owl. Hoot hoot.

[@JohnsDrams]

You two are the cutest.

[@ThunderGamer-sq3em]

KRATO'CHICKEN, my new favorite anti hero

[@Wicked3DS]

8:21 The description of the strip sack is amazing. "Lemme touch that ball."

[@MikeCappella98]

That Kratos chicken though

[@DoodleBrock]

Stephen used star wipes... The vlog has reached top-notch standards now.

[@Dublin.655]

Pythons are not native to Florida...

[@Jedasis]

Yeah, it's actually a huge problem

[@carlscavino4080]

That was my first thought too lol, My 4th to 9th grade English finals say otherwise. seriously. almost every year was the same writing prompt, "Discuss the negative impacts of the invasive Burmese python"

[@ThunderHam]

When did he say they were?

[@Dublin.655]

6:16 to 6:23 Dan says Jaguars are native to FL (they are). The Stephen says Pythons are native to FL (they are not).

[@ThunderHam]

Aik 655 ah kay

[@NightOwl2O]

Super bowl that time forgot? I think you mean BEST SUPERBOWL EVER!

[@lunarpurl]

8:28 I’d watch more football if Stephen commentated on it.

[@eaglesfan16866]

thanks for not jinxing my team

[@PetalBender]

I’m with Lindsey on this! As a Packers fan, it’s anyone but the Patriots.

[@computergamer888]

Never even knew that the Superbowl happened that long ago. I never watch sports lol

[@mrsblacksheik4627]

Stephen should comment football games for a living, I’d love that ^^

[@meowth900]

I don’t know much about sports ball either.

[@phillyshawn3243]

STEPHEN YOU WON WHEN YOU PICKED MY TEAM CONGRATULATIONS TELL ALEX PHILLY MAY BE A MESS BUT ITS GREAT

[@lyric939]

"i think both of the teams have terrible, terrible fans" unfortunately true. sincerely, your new jersey resident that likes football but none of the teams edit: i'm seeing in the comments section that there are fans of the teams. i believe you are wonderful individuals, but sometimes i'm scared of the crowd of bad fans and what they're capable of doing.

[@ThunderHam]

Agreed. Sincerely, your New York resident who thinks American Football is dreadfully boring, but real Football is fairly entertaining.

[@Syraa025]

I completely forgot about the Superbowl.

[@someguy1855]

It's a good thing I don't care about sports cause the patriots are the team I'm obligated to support because of where I live. But people seem to be happy so that's good.

[@daisyxu5863]

It's weird hearing that Stephen won the Super Bowl bet

[@josephmcgoldrick5739]

You should watch the Stanley cup final seeing how hockey is probably an unfamiliar sport to you

[@johnnycurl]

As a Patriots fan, Alex is right we're horrible

[@Riane74]

i think i bet on the super bowl with a coworker i had an offer with another coworker and i wish i had of because id of been 100$richer but that guy already had like 6bets he lost so much that day

[@josephboehmer1245]

If the Packers go to the Super Bowl next year we need you to bet on them Stephen. Please

[@ramahllama9804]

But wait there is the The Florida Gators football program represents the University of Florida in American college football.

[@wernt0]

Star wipe.

[@MichaelLarson512]

GO PACKERS!

[@kyrroti]

Central coast best coast!

[@joshsleezeYT]

Congrats to the Eagles for finally overthrowing the tyranny of the Patriots. We celebrated as all of Massachusetts wept.

[@BunnyBoyMcGill]

Giants have done it twice

[@joshsleezeYT]

*sigh* FINE. In recent memory, how about that?

[@spriddlez]

Star wipe ....??????

[@migueltapanes4027]

I lost my grandpa win

[@uniqe_apple9763]

I would not bother watching the NBA finals it’s too uneven with The warriors

[@aaronsanborn2612]

The lack of football knowledge in that room is more hilarious to me than it probably should be.

[@silverkyre]

Aaron Sanborn I'm pretty sure Mal and Lindsey know about football. Idk about Dan. Lol

[@josephcampbell7172]

But pythons *_aren't_* indigenous. They're an invasive species.

[@ThunderHam]

When did he say they were?

[@MichaeleahciM1]

Now I know why the Patriots lost the Super Bowl, Stephen and his (un)lucky hat!

[@baksidesteez]

I swear to God I'm not a bandwagon fan.

[@nitronintendolper4506]

You should watch the World cup then and maybe USA will get in next time

[@runnercharm6974]

DILLY DILLY!!!! DILLY DILLY!!! GOOOOOOOOO BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@alidamani1505]

Stephen i would love to see you play God of War

[@stephenvlog]

wish granted: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGWZhoGfpbOfbqs

[@brettgb1314]

Lol This is the best! xD Hopefully the Packers get there this year! :)

[@ariannadravis3934]

Sports exist. Yee.

[@iwftsoohh617]

I wish I could drink my pounds of tears cried on this day so I have enough for the next time the Patriots lose a Super Bowl.

[@cougar33333]

Hate to break it to you stephen but the Jaguars/pythons can’t play the patriots in the super bowl ever

[@aquaflame1483]

Lol yay Eagles :)

[@DaileyDoseOfJoseph]

Deal or No Deal for the Nintendo DS. Deal or No Deal for the Nintendo DS. Deal or No Deal for the Nintendo DS. Deal or No Deal for the Nintendo DS. Deal or No Deal for the Nintendo DS.

[@ariannadravis3934]

Why

[@crimsongamer2337]

I really don't give a crap about The Super Bowl, as I'm not American.

[@cladiusn3153]

First !

[@goombafang3210]

i like the eagles. first dislike