I Don't Tell People My Race - Comedian Sammy Anzer - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

[@connectheezdots]

711 to 911 is diabolical 🤣

[@LegionaryAssassin2277]

Nahh other parts were good but that’s like the most hack bit. The 7/11 9/11 joke has been told a million times

[@bajansamurai]

​@@LegionaryAssassin2277Don't get me wrong, it definitely sounds like the type of joke (or insult) people would have been making for years, but this is the actual first time I've heard it delivered and it landed. Half of jokes are simply a matter of timing.

[@angeldr1987]

Wow

[@OnDubbz]

Clever joke after clever joke… this is an A+ comedian!

[@julittok]

I second

[@BadBoyAnzer]

Thank youu 🫶

[@kimme857]

"I was racially exhausting this man" 😅 "Teach me how to hate you" 😅

[@bettyres77]

I need to see more of this Sammy-Anzer-Mohammed-Rodriguez-Supermán(Dominican accent)!!! 😂 love it 👏🏽👏🏽

[@alexaf7400]

Mohammad Rodriguez!!!! That deserved way more laughs

[@jayste9334]

🤣

[@BadBoyAnzer]

I agree ☝

[@Itsthestormm_]

When he said we call Japanese people .. Chinese people I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂

[@thenopasslook]

😂😂😂the Tennessee racist being confused is hilarious

[@timverba4830]

x-ray bishon 😂😂😂

[@lovelee1772]

The Dominican impersonation is sending me😂😂😂😂

[@THISJUSTTHEWAYIAM773]

😂😂

[@thepurpleone5959]

Hilarious 😂😂😂

[@88rr33]

Sending you where lol

[@SmoothwanKenobi]

@@88rr33I wanted to know too bro lol

[@sparkle3000]

A true comedian can make you laugh about anything.

[@terrycoleman3724]

That 7:11 joke is top tier idc what you say 😂

[@Izzyfcb]

You might not believe me but he’s literally talking about me. That’s 100% a true story he used to text me at 7:11 and at 9:11 and I would curse him out 😂

[@ZedGirl]

​@@Izzyfcb😮 I just got it after reading the numbers out loud😂

[@dimelo11]

@@Izzyfcb jajaja that’s so true i remember that, this guy is crazy!

[@devvylonglegz]

The cigarette impersonation and the squat lmao

[@IsaiahAllen-u2j]

I always thought it weird that people from China did that. I had seen several foreign exchange students doing that outside the class buildings in college. I asked a friend who was born U.S. but was Chinese, "Why do you do that?" To which he very angrily said, "I don't, Chinese people do!" That day I learned not to assume that every race has commonality across different countries. I also learned that Asians are incredibly racist to each other because of the other things he said. 😳

[@YourSoleIsMine]

@@IsaiahAllen-u2jIt’s more comfortable than standing lol

[@austin78993]

I thought he was gonna hit em with like "do you know how slav's smoke cigs?" and then go right back to it lol

[@SingingBeeize]

He’s giving East African : Ethiopian, Eritrean, maybe even Somali

[@GSC084]

Forehead definitely Eritrean.

[@BelovedofChrist581]

@@Bilal-dk1tgwhy?

[@sumterlb]

"You know what you did" 😂😂😂

[@BearingMySeoul]

That man slandered the whole map! 😂

[@spiritualswag3153]

Bad choice of words, I think he is enlighten with comedy?

[@naomicollins9533]

....I HOLLERED! who raised this guy⁉️🤣😆🤗

[@cameronmanning8606]

I'm ready for a Dominican superman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alan-c9c]

Good clean comedy; keep up the good work.

[@Ddal0ceano]

Where has this comedian been hiding?! That's pretty clever 😂

[@BadBoyAnzer]

Thank you 🙏

[@gforgoddess4511]

Show more of this guy, hilarious!❤

[@peacebalancetruth]

3:45 😂😅The TENNESSEE WHISKEY lean back though 😂🎉🎉‼️

[@jaykaynum5569]

711 to 911 was crazy

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

Turkish Montana😂😂

[@radonspace2098]

People missed that one. 😂

[@Breezy8a]

That was golden.

[@Chastidee]

That was hilarious.

[@cmaestro6206]

Omm most of that audience didn’t catch that

[@keithbyrd1112]

No Fowl Language Needed!!! 🎉👏🏾✊🏾👍🏾

[@marcinafaithalbert6841]

Lost it with how many arms do you think about when you think of God...... it's fun when you can move in different spaces and countries and nobody knows you're the odd ball out......got me through many days

[@Bih1stOfAll]

People didn't know u were Black?

[@LadyJanae1]

That line was pure gold! 😂

[@gregcobain3]

@@Bih1stOfAllthought so too but she can be Spanish or Swedish or sumn

[@BadBoyAnzer]

It's a movement! We're "in-betweeners"

[@brumhelldah917]

@@Bih1stOfAllshe could have gone to Africa or South America

[@beatrocka5]

This dude is funny!! I don’t care what ethnicity he has; I wanna see more of his stuff!!

[@bdub45]

Well done! One of the more unique and interesting approaches to race that I have seen.

[@ARPorganics]

This is a classic already.

[@MrJmazing1]

This guy has something special 💪🏾🫡

[@RichRotorhead]

As a Dominican, I approve this message -Me for 2028

[@southernladybrown5092]

Great ORIGINAL comedy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@justins21482]

😂😂😂 "same people that say superman is white" 😂😂😂 im not even going to try and defend that. I got gotten 😂

[@reggm3174]

This man is LEGENDARY Lol .. new fan for sure!

[@makunahatatata]

Daaaamn! This great!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 A bunch of great bits.. Finishing one was also hilarious: "How many arms he has...??"

[@tatianajones9226]

@3:35 contemplating on the right slur to say is crazy 😂😂

[@benjaminjackson1446]

I have not laughed so much in a short time!😂

[@selftalkwithsal4229]

HE FUNNY AZ HELL🤣

[@remorseless8610]

This man is a comedic genius 😂

[@Smerzone]

he killed it

[@DaGreatGod21]

That first joke was 😮 😂😂😂

[@teetimewisdom90]

When you’re thinking about God in your ❤…how many arms does he have? I don’t know why that made me laugh so hard 😂

[@KamauTheQuietWarya]

He'll get acting gigs.

[@mathewmcfool]

He’s good 🤣🤣🤣 needs a special

[@flybrooks8628]

Super original. Great set

[@moemoney7773]

Muhammad Rodriguez 😂😂😂

[@de.negroz.rize47]

bro is hella funny yo😭 sending love from south africa

[@prolificgroup9182]

Top TIER comedy

[@NateSmith87]

"7-11 in the morning", got me, lmao.

[@JustMeandGod_]

He’s hilarious I love race jokes like this 😂

[@jayste9334]

Thats real stand up rt there...well done!! Smart and Funny set!!

[@Nooflyer]

I like this guy, the Dominican Superman was hilarious

[@Traviii97]

Man it's been a while since one of these was actually funny

[@smitty5641]

Love this!.... Also, dying to know what his ethnicity is lol

[@JustMeandGod_]

Well he definitely has black in him I believe and maybe Indian

[@radonspace2098]

A little Arabic. The hint was hid best time of the day. 😂😂😂 Y'all know I'm joking.

[@RomeHendrixx]

Turkish montana 😂😂😂

[@BABA-is8kv]

I like you bro! This made me happy

[@KicksAddictNY]

SUPER CLEVER

[@loveheals6184]

Despite being Muslim (though NOT Arab), I hollered @ the "exactly 2 hours later joke". Whew😮😢😂 I was uncomfortable w/ some bits😬🤦🏿‍♀️ yet hollered at others😂.

[@rg_888]

God(with 4 arms)damn. This fella's really funny. I hope I can see him live... I'll bring some hummus for him. Whatever he is, you KNOW he likes hummus.

[@ChocolateSundaes]

🤣

[@Chastidee]

😂

[@essiebee3187]

Bloody hilarious

[@DwayneSmith-kq9eb]

Yo this guy is hilariousssssss omgosh

[@sebastianbrant5924]

He's funny

[@oshiablackirish7749]

Genuis comedy 🤣

[@ChocolateSundaes]

we gon need you to spell genius correctly 🤣

[@BadBoyAnzer]

@@ChocolateSundaes tell me why you used one of your two comments on this vid to dunk on 'em 😆😆

[@dwaincampbell3454]

He's very funny 😂

[@NatetheGreatII_A.K.A.DinahsBoy]

I know what race he is Neapolitan …you’re welcome.

[@YourFavoriteJustin]

And Toyotathon😂😂😂😂😂

[@collinphillips4336]

Don’t care what he is he coming to the bbq fa sho

[@gmister9549]

Funny AF

[@ThokozaniZondo-q9y]

This guy is good 😂

[@kissy0k8]

😆😆😆 This was good! Haha

[@spitflamez]

He was super funny!!!

[@DJP23]

Master class.

[@harisdiz.5817]

Listen here, Turkish Montana....

[@NateSmith87]

The Dominican bit, 🤣

[@dtrg65]

Lmao very good, all hits

[@AyoBrownKid]

After a F u c k e d up day at the office this was the laugh I needed.

[@whatsittoyou5801]

Im glad you found something to destroy the negative vibes 😊

[@BadBoyAnzer]

This makes me so happy

[@StephonST]

Denver talent represent!

[@BadBoyAnzer]

Thanks dawg 🙌🏽

[@peaceandquiet290]

Very very funny💯

[@JBLACK-vi1sj]

Turkish Montana!😂

[@ktharamseye2197]

“When you’re thinking about God~ how many arms does he have?”😂😂😂❤😂😂😂

[@Aaronedwardshalll]

Brilliant!

[@NateSmith87]

That "9/11 bit", 🤣

[@1988vannah]

Yo this funny

[@LxuryGoods]

Hilarious!

[@willdavis3951]

I'm half Cuban and black. Mexican people think I'm just a dark skin Mexican 😂😂😂. I live in CA so I speak more Spanish than black people in other states. It's confusing for sure

[@chadduff05]

Lol this so funny

[@samyrnicolas2531]

This guy is funny

[@KELLENKASH]

😂😅Sammy🎉

[@geffcassuto]

brown neal brennan

[@CBBBJ]

I hate cryptonite but I love journalism 😂

[@Starowlnightwatch]

This fits

[@BrotherLoveher]

He’s funny

[@yazenbuklau]

Golden

[@ChibindaChipawa]

Hilarious

[@dujuangreen5419]

LOL. You're funny, man. 🤣

[@BadBoyAnzer]

Thank you bro 🙌🏽

[@ellaho]

😂😂 Thx for the laughs!!

[@illu3pt]

No no no, papi, no! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@peacebalancetruth]

😁😁😂😅😁Very Good 👏👏🏾👏🏻👏🏿👏🏽👏🏼.

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

SAVAGE! Love it.

[@thegodinhere]

Very funny

[@Deattapi]

He is funny