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[@ryanak817]

I like how he announces “I’m ok” after the cap gun, just in case his wife thinks he really did it this time.

[@runupgang7606]

Ur wicked 225 thumbs up n noone had commented

[@andrewmitchell9170]

I know Sam read this and giggled to himself

[@QsPracticalNonsense]

Lmfao

[@kugelblitzkrieg]

He had to make sure she didn’t cash in that life insurance early lol

[@HighKing9000]

Lmaaaoooo damn 😂😂😂

[@josephmitchell6077]

Even Sam's most charitable moments are rooted in spite

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

You know for a fucking fact that he had a shit eating grin smeared across his face as his family called him generous for being kind to his cousin

[@apIthletIcc]

@@ewwpoorpeople5684 ngl i did the same trick but mine was a bit dumber. Gave my lil cousin my special edition gold n64 and the little bastard broke it within a month. he's the cousin that got bullied

[@culture4519]

@@apIthletIcc that’s what happens after you give something to someone atleast now no one will have it

[@usemynamem5906]

Love watching a man open potentially lethal packages from a gang of rats

[@usemynamem5906]

@Kurtis this is a bot ladies and gentlemen do not click link it farms views off you and also ruins your recommendation

[@MrHeart12]

I hope he changed his gloves after touching deer bones especially since he touched a coloring book and things that will go to his daughter lol.

[@usemynamem5906]

@@MrHeart12 nah he's just making her immune system stronger

[@Ratking_Actual]

@@usemynamem5906 report the bot for spam and move on, I can't reply to the bot itself because I already have but yeah

[@Goldendeed]

Too fucking funny

[@sterkriger2572]

“Guy with black rim glasses” Sam’s daughter: “Dad!”

[@ShadowCrashed81]

It's like the subreddit when they see a slightly overweight guy with glasses

[@joshjones718]

framed* frames, not rims.

[@novaspion2328]

@@joshjones718 no one likes a know-it-all

[@FrancisSpaghetti]

“I think it’s just my daughter’s dumb as hell.” The joys of fatherhood. Respect.

[@usemynamem5906]

@just i c e go away bot I think it’s awesome to have your dad be a KZbinr cause you can look back on who he was and how your family has changed

[@FrancisSpaghetti]

@@usemynamem5906 like family home videos but 1000 times more hellish and it’s just your dad. Guess it mostly depends on if your dad was a good dad to you or not lol

[@usemynamem5906]

@@FrancisSpaghetti true hopefully Sam doesn’t become a wife beater or something

[@alanfernandez854]

@@usemynamem5906 I hope he does

[@toeknee9072]

She’s not dumb she’s just roasting the hell out of sam

[@rythagoras1136]

I love how this went from Sam being scared of opening rat poison bombs to being super wholesome opening thoughtful gifts

[@othello.]

@Emotional D when im on a shuť the è fuçk up competition and my opponent is a spam bot

[@talonunderscore]

@@othello. your fate is sealed 😱😱😱

[@sherlockcooms7777]

He’s always been thoughtful… he’s thinking about our deaths but he’s thoughtful.

[@eamonwelch5497]

Love how Sam is casually ignoring the signs his daughter shows of terrible vision

[@AK-up6ho]

I think he knows, he has glasses. I think he said something in a podcast about how his parents also have bad vision so its probably genetic and he probably knows that

[@usemynamem5906]

@@AK-up6ho yeah you can’t take anything Sam says in a video or stream for real cause it’s all mostly an act to match his scummy character he plays

[@nicolasoliveira4903]

@@AK-up6ho Sam and his bad genetics...

[@Pompadour_Pug]

@@nicolasoliveira4903 Did he curse this lassie with a freakish Alien head as well? Surprised she managed to exit the womb without killing his wife.

[@pattapoe113]

He has terrible Vision himself. How could He even SEE the signs?

[@CamoMeatball]

Sam: "I don't trust shit this guy sends in." 2 minutes later: *puts on the shoe bombs without hesitation*

[@hamzamqadmi643]

Big mistake.

[@NinjaMoose234]

The hotwheels moment hurts the most, because it's a proper turning of the tables in a way that's plausibly deniable. She gets rid of your pokemon cards without letting you know, for a fraction of what they were worth both financially and emotionally, so you give away her investment in your happiness to remind her that not everything can be bought or sold.

[@_Aemse]

lol its also just being petty.

[@camwilliams566]

@@_Aemse i mean he was a child so

[@juliusevola4135]

@@camwilliams566 with no father figure

[@Charlie-nc3cp]

Woah so deep brah

[@camwilliams566]

@@juliusevola4135 exactly

[@Dtuttle]

Cracks me up that Sams daughter is so starved for her father that she sees him blankets, pillow shams, etc. Keep putting content out.

[@IvanKisaragi]

This fr tho

[@thoughtbomb6490]

I mean he didn't show us the blanket tho lol have to say I kinda see the resemblance in the Danny pillow.

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

@@thoughtbomb6490 In the last mail opening vid on his channel he shows the blanket. He said he got it last time.

[@fortniteawesomeparodies2706]

To be fair, when I was that young I saw a black lady at a store and told my mom right next to her it's Oprah.

[@Slynch25]

@@fortniteawesomeparodies2706 I asked a woman in the grocery store why she was fat when I was a toddler.

[@orionvigil]

Sam shoots a cap gun Abby: finally that life insurance is mine

[@ViceMeister]

Most life insurance plans have things against killing yourself. Usually gotta be with them for 10+ years before you can.

[@user-wr1om9gl8o]

Sam: IM OKAY Abby: *pours more poison into Sam's coffee

[@craftedteens]

I winced in pain when I saw him put the cap gun in his waistband, knew at least a couple kids in my childhood that blew off their fingertips or even full fingers due to faulty cap guns lmao

[@AfferbeckBeats]

@@craftedteens caps aren't that powerful, they'd leave a scorch mark at best

[@orionvigil]

@@user-wr1om9gl8o no wonder he gets sick all the time

[@simon_96]

Imagine the classic scene of "guy needs to shoot one of two identical person because one is a imposter" But it's Sam's daughter and its some random guy with glasses and Sam Sam tries desperately to convince his daughter he is the one that loved and cared for her, housed and fed her her whole life and the other guy is just some random guy that looks nothing like him

[@gamingmaster6377]

the thing that would make this funnier is that the stranger probably knows as much as Sam about his daughter

[@caseyoverland7829]

Last time: "I have a family! Don't send scary shit!" This time: "Oh cool, flint!" *proceeds to throw sparks around his furnished office multiple times*

[@Bruh-ps2lh]

@Kurtis shut up

[@hewfil1]

Right after calling his daughter dumb as hell for thinking someone is Sam because they're a white guy with glasses.

[@usemynamem5906]

He’s gonna be a good father guys

[@syntaxzero1677]

proceeds to grab a ziplock bag full of shit with his bare hands

[@Oroborus710]

As if flint was scary at all, you'd need literal dry shredded wood/bark fibers, AND wind/breath to get sparks like that to catch something ablaze. There is nothing scary about magnesium rods.

[@Scorch052]

18:42 I love the implication that Shiro can somehow edit without even watching the footage. Truly a master editor at work.

[@nostromo9743]

gotta love how instictually his eyes widened like an owl's at the sight of some old shekels in a bag

[@MintyLime703]

I swear there really is some sort of primal reaction to getting rare or unique coins though. I found a Chinese wu jiao coin once and I live in the fuckin midwest. Not even a rare coin but the idea that some dude fucked up and dropped his coin in shipping and it ended up crossing an ocean, rivers, and land just to end up in my pocket in a factory in Illinois was hilarious to me. Found an empty pack of Chinese cigarettes there once too.

[@bobbyb4024]

@@MintyLime703 It was destined to get to you

[@saintofgayfrogs]

LMFAO

[@Ghellagham]

I love how Sam asks if he can show a firearm while landmark has a wall of guns behind him in every stream

[@sestorm2159]

Yeah you can show but not use I think? And if Sam has a Browning hi-Power with Waffen marks he’s sitting on some rare shit

[@l.i.t.f.4353]

This man has been uploading like crazy lately, love to see it

[@humphreybrogart8392]

The IRS is on his ass, he needs money

[@thecanadian9105]

@@humphreybrogart8392 No income taxes in Florida lol!

[@josephcontreras8359]

Sam geeked

[@masondean73]

don’t jinx it

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

@@thecanadian9105 thats why they are fucking him on the property tax

[@pu-FP]

0:03 making mom and pop proud 😤✊

[@mylittlepaypig7250]

I did in fact end up choosing ColonelJohn. Its amazing that shiro was able to take a 3 hour stream and cut it down to 23 minutes. I have more good shit on the way Sam

[@Oliver-lt7ye]

HermorrhoidJohn didn’t fit?

[@felinedis]

Can't wait to see it, Hemorrhoid John!

[@isaaccrockett6470]

Hemorrhoid john

[@Gleemzo]

there he is

[@Caldexus]

How’s the hemorrhoids?

[@KzRFAUSTI]

Calling anything “dumb as hell” puts a smile on my face

[@100GamesofDeath]

dude i resonate with you on a huge scale with your mom selling your cards like that, had a collection in a big ziplockbag and she sold it all for 5$ with my hardbook set aswell, atleast 500$ worth of cards gone

[@madysonluvs]

damn we all lived the same life huh

[@Hoffmayne]

Put her in a home when the time comes

[@100GamesofDeath]

@@Hoffmayne already done, suprise birthday gift at 65

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

@@100GamesofDeath _Oof_

[@hughjanos3992]

based. if you dont endorse elder abuse, you are a cuck.

[@selectionn]

im still waiting for the dreaded day Abby posts a video on this channel telling us Sam was killed by some incel fan waiting for him at the PO box

[@lovingdemon2932]

We would never hurt our rat king!

[@SandyAndy90245]

He sends Abby to the PO Box.....its part of her job description.

[@selectionn]

@@SandyAndy90245 thats even worse, that poor woman...

[@valentinstieger3468]

@@SandyAndy90245 at least it won't be an incel anymore know I'm saying dog

[@skibur848]

Dreaded?

[@gaddiusgaddium9082]

Sam is one of those rare cases where becoming a father makes him thinner.

[@curb_slayer]

It's the stress

[@proudpatriot3491]

Bold move trusting us to begin with, we watch you after all

[@spectralvoodoo5233]

Its pretty heartwarming to think that there was a time when Sam actually trusted us

[@pstlgrp3183]

My guy rockin' a Cum Town original tee. You love to see it.

[@shadowknightgaming1874]

I'm tempted to send Sam a lego set just to see if he'd put it together on camera but then I would have to give up a lego set to find out. Definitely watching Sam try to put together a technic set would be fucken funny

[@thundercockjackson]

he would just start making random shit within SECONDS. just "oh hey this looks like..." and its over

[@son12509]

Sam, you look great recently. Haircut is slick and you look healthy and fit. Good job.

[@Wilma5532]

He looks so much better compared to the older videos. Good on you Sam

[@pseudzy]

@@Wilma5532 nah I miss him looking like the last hot dog in the pack

[@MikeNepo]

Your FN 1922 is rad. Used to have one made for West German Berlin police with extremely rare adjustable rear sight. Ended up trading it because I didn't particularly enjoy its sights and cartoonishly long grip safety. Fun fact is the parts are interchangeable with the 1910 pocket model and later 71 model. You can Tarkov the shit out of it and swap to .380 ACP with just the barrel. Could be a neat video.

[@Keaudi23]

Sam rockin the CoomTown T. Love it

[@weenusdeletus8068]

"I got her back by giving away more of my shit" brother has been after the Tarkov experience since he was a child, now he's a man and practically runs his own scav crew

[@godursolamehahaxd9909]

Dude probably glazed that goblet with lead before sending it lmao

[@potatosmasher1072]

I wrote that exact same thing before reading this

[@Johnny2Gats]

Sam being a father to more than one child may be the most surprising thing about him. Congrats on the sex Sam 👌

[@cozza1996]

Another sick video, Danny. Keep it up

[@Zorro9129]

He says "I'm not a fervent admirer" enough to make me think he is indeed one.

[@iCdizzily]

Sometimes I get genuinely angry at the fact my mom yardsaled my rare Pokemon cards, old consoles, and collectors edition games. While the market for those is absolutely blown the fuck up.

[@laurencehxckey1569]

sam we better get the directors cut of this and any future mail streams cos i could watch u open boxes for hours, especially w shiros spice on top

[@varvarith3090]

17:43 Didn't expect a bottle of Baikal to appear - assumed it wouldn't be easiest thing to sneak past an "iron curtain".

[@llanowar90]

Bruh you can get that shit at a Russian store

[@bekonthebeat3575]

Oh Samuel the line of trust and betrayal runs deep in this family. You all of people must know it. Im sorry it must be this way. I sent you a live tarantula

[@MrPoopenFarten]

I can't wait for Sam to get a letter, he opens it, and an unknown white powder pours out.

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

"A Ken doll?! Not in my house!" Sam's daughters ain't gonna be about that basic sh*t. Lol Sam's gonna make sure of it. 😆

[@7000skeletons]

One of these days Sam's gonna get Unabomber'd, and we all know it.

[@yahboigump3350]

i love the Westside Gunn at the end.

[@Oraceon]

It’s okay, I never trusted you in the first place.

[@TheStrayHALOMAN]

The grind meter is what got me.

[@Hazzard2885]

Big respect for the shirt. Papa Mullin is proud

[@ScrubLordJenkins]

Hell yea dude

[@FallenNomad]

Arthur’s Reading Race on an old iMac was how I learned to read back in the day. Dang the memories… need to get a copy of that for my kids.

[@Destroyerofnations]

Honestly I'm just happy there was a moment he trusted us.

[@ghostspark8053]

Colonel John is like Sam's reverse flash

[@SATAN732]

Daddy Devito is gorgeous To be compared to him is a blessing

[@LightningNC]

Man, now I've got to got to find some way to get German chocolate again.

[@RudyTheNinja]

I had a FULL binder fill with pokemon cards N I remember I had organized them next to their evolutions n such Not even laying around.. She effin gave em away dood Your story satiated a hunger in me I never fed

[@ting4758]

Again, my package seemed to have blown up in the mail.

[@foxesnroses]

We should make a game show "what's in the Box?"

[@landen2829]

Sam describes his grandfathers war experience like a Tarkov raid

[@Sonars1134]

Absolutely love your videos your a huge inspiration to me. I've been slowly buying equipment so I can stream and do videos too. Your awesome keep doing what u do general sam. Also would love to play a tarkov raid with you, when will u be doing that again?

[@llab3903]

Don’t look up to sam

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

^ This

[@RAZ0RGAM1NG]

HAHAHA DUDE the fact you mentioned tha hanger "thing" and no ones talking about it in chat is a hidden gem in this video LMFAO

[@Itsjustmenate]

I actually laughed so hard at the fact he smelled literal shit 😂

[@pigdog432hz]

Sam collecting a bunch of chemical engineers will certainly lead to an 'incident'

[@monoculares]

really like the contrast from the start to the end. he's reallyyyyy careful at the beginning and then he isn't

[@billysipe5040]

First, love you dad.

[@yourpenguins8739]

That build a bear had me crying KEKW

[@low_key2222]

We're just following your orders, General. 😊

[@srtviper2011]

Man this brings me back to bad unboxing in the absolute best way

[@ricecooker7037]

“No mf my great uncle was in the battle of the bulge.” Following up with the fact that his uncle brought the gun of a dead man back while going “YEAAAA” sounds exactly like most American war veterans. My great great grandpa did the same.

[@ReanuKeevesAus]

I did the same in Afghanistan and Iraq!

[@natesal5037]

He would have been a Soviet veteran

[@thechosenfundead6626]

@@ReanuKeevesAus man's implicating

[@theunusualcivilian]

the mental image of you in heelies and a pokemon hat with your shirt tucked into your basketball shorts will live rent free in my head for life

[@Qbert2030]

Everyday is a good day, when Sam uploads. Love to see it man

[@adamlouis324]

NOT THE HANGER NOOOOO LMFAOOOO and you had the perfect opportunity for a Alec Baldwin joke with the cap gun

[@_Raven_]

I can't believe he got this 3+ hour stream down to 23 minutes.

[@cotenaijo3112]

the General Sam community is a weird mix of gamer angst and wholesome generosity

[@KOSAqUA]

Peak GeneralSam at 8:42 Benoit rides the bowflex shirt, with the heelies, and Pikachu hat. The adidas shorts are just extra drip to the already drippiest man I've seen.

[@Cymricus]

i was redpilled before this and thought only obviously universally attractive people could make videos but after this and a couple of his other im starting to think maybe love can exist from someone’s personality. this dude is cute enough to bridge the gap to how funny he is, which is is best quality. i really like this dude.

[@undefinedhuman7404]

are you a female

[@keithdavid5206]

@@undefinedhuman7404is that even a question

[@Phrostie]

"How about Jontron?" AKA 'Come up with your own name, don't copy my format smh' LMAOOO but awesome package

[@vdown_fall8582]

Sending Sam small pox blankets to prank his family Columbus style

[@radioaktiv2531]

The absolute power move of giving away his entire Hot Wheels collection just to spite his mom is insane.

[@ren4issance-754]

It’s okay Sam, I don’t trust myself either.

[@notsteve5927]

I’ll be real here - it’s really brave of Sam to have his fans send him stuff over mail. I mean, knowing his fan base, there are definitely some deranged enough people to stalk whoever picks up the mail (be it Abby or anyone else really) and follow them until Sam’s house.

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

..Straight into Sam's Dexterstyle basement murder room. That's the plan.

[@ChaseLackoYT]

Hey I live in TN and I can confirm that gatlinburg is sick!

[@jp3102]

Sam, you could easily be a comedian. lots of love from uk x

[@jojinodi3417]

It just hit me how much Sam has grown as a channel and on top of that him and Abby. I feel old now.

[@TheLeedgelodge]

Filling the "Bad unboxing" void on youtube

[@opachki225]

12:20 is great uncle quite literally played escape from tarkov irl

[@TLJ1995]

The bad unboxing spiritual successor we needed.

[@Mrbubbadub]

bro's drinking spotted cow i fucking love you dawg

[@oxy40ame10]

that lego bible made me remember memories i didn’t know i had

[@CSKefka]

"anymore" That's cute.

[@hunter5822]

6:56 check to make sure it isn’t pewter.... pewter is an alloy of something and lead or some other poisonous metal... totally fine to drink out of as long as what you drink isn’t hot or acidic.

[@TyBayagaAgain]

TAFS #1 the last professional broadcaster

[@WogueCompanySniper]

“dont equate me to danny devito” believe me u dont even come close to being as sexy sam

[@Darvthader]

Bro the BENOIT T-shirt had me fucking dying

[@rasmussrensen2029]

God I loved the skallagrim impression 👌

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

In the stream, I sent Sam the Falling Down movie. Would have got him the BluRay if I knew he had a bluray player, idk why I ever thought he didn't. But yeah I made sure it was the NTSC version, they tried to scam me with the EU version.

[@sethwinters3556]

That Lego Bible is lowkey hilarious tho lol

[@DunkSkunk]

Once you've heelyd, you never forget. I hauled ass and beefed it down this huge hill at the church. It was a blast, but man that speedbump fucked me up

[@scottykai]

I spent longer than i would care to admit trying to see that 1 frame of the lego bible being held open at genesis.

[@Matt7th]

2:40 That was smooth Samuel, very smooth.

[@halfcast9689]

When sam said "If your greek nice" it reminded me of history where were were looking at Sparta were my mums family comes from and how the women used to be toned asf bc they were encouraged to workout as much as the men and me and the boys when "Nice...."

[@thecoltster1]

you're totally getting bedbugs from that first package

[@timothyray4256]

I love watching you do this shit man. You can make the stupidest shit entertaining. Appreciate ya

[@the_gooch7327]

The fucking THPS balance meter on the heely's had me DYING.